#mudshake

[apprenticestanheight]

orientation is like “okay here’s ALL OF THIS STUFF!! Also a cute lil packet for you, and you’re gonna be paid for today so it’s like a little added bonus” and then they were like “oh and also: here is eight hours of stuff you need to watch and be quizzed on before your full orientation shifts can begin! Watch them all by monday xoxo” and I was like “I’m being PAID TO BE HERE FOR FOUR HOURS?? I will do whatever you want!! Ill forget some of it and send out an anxious lil email but it’ll still get done!”

[bon2bonn]

Weathering Your Storm

° did you see?

Chapter 2 Pt.1

2022!F1!grid X female!driver!reader

*A little s.m chapter before the actual chapter

This was fun to make ! Not as long as I wanted but still !

Daniel Ricciardo

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@Danielricciardo it's my duty to tell you @y/n'sworld discovered mudshake chocolate vodka ice-cream and her life was never the same 🍦

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Landonorris you went out for ice-cream without me !

↳Danielricciardo don't blame me ! I was dragged into it , blame @LewisHamilton!

↳Lewishamilton I don't know what you're talking about mate , that's @Sebastianvettel not me.

↳Sebastianvettel I suddenly don't know how to read!

↳Charlesleclerc not you too Seb! I thought I was your favourite! You ditched me for them ! The betrayal! The pain! The ice-cream!

↳ Mickschumacher thank you for the ice-cream seb! I really enjoyed it💖!

↳Charlesleclerc you took Mick too!

↳ Y/n'sworld hold on , Mick was there!?

Y/n'sworld why would you do me like this , I trusted you! and I don't even remember the last pic!

↳Danielricciardo ofc you don't remember, you wouldn't get down and I had to carry you the whole way back like this !

↳y/n'sworld serves you right !

Maxverstappen1 you told me you were busy! And here you are cheating on me with her!

↳Danielricciardo Max no! It's not like this !

↳Y/n'sworld Max yes!

↳ Danielricciardo y/n ! you're not helping!

↳ Y/n'sworld lol , I know!

↳ Maxverstappen1 that's it I want a divorce!

Username oh no! Not the mudshake!

Username she looked soo out of it💀😂😭

Username I need to know who thought it was a good Idea?

↳ Username my bet is on Danny

↳ Username I say Lewis

↳ Danielricciardo it was actually Seb's Idea

↳ Username what!?

↳ username Hell nooooo!

↳ Y/n'sworld I knew it!

↳ Sebastianvettel shhh! Child you know nothing

↳ Lewishamilton and they made me pay for it!

Fernandoalo_official come take your child

↳ Y/n'sworld what child!!!

↳ Landonorris what!

↳ Maxverstappen1 who's child did you kidnapped this time ?

↳ Username this time!? There was another time!!!!!!!

↳ Charlesleclerc Child?

↳ Alexalbon what!?!?

↳ Username exuse me wthkhvfoittuj!?!!

↳ username oh my god!?

↳ Y/n'sworld nandoooooo! Answer my calls !

↳ Y/n'sworld NANDO!

Y/N L/N

[brittle-doughie]

What if one day y/n just...snapped about being taken on l these adventures like...when they leave the cocoon...they take a deep breath....they clearly were able to resist whatever mystic flour was doing but they look furious with tears rolling down their face and when cookies try to talk to them

(Btw this begining thing has been brought to by vanoss's skit "go home, go bed.".....also plz make a full skit of this, i think it would be hilarious, here is video to show you what happens lol! https://youtu.be/Czy1Urs_QaU?si=q-OZAcseXKJHE8u6):

*y/n throws their hands into the air.*

Y/n: I'm getting absolutely sick of this stupid fucking kidnapping and stuff of 'join me' and all that stuff when I just want a happy cookie life. Get treated like a normal cookie and not put up with this hound droppings. Gonna go home, go bed. Sick of this. That's a nice looking ceiling. That's some nice building. Gonna go home, go bed. Tired of this.

*they start walking away...then freeze and turn around.*

Hold on I forgot my keys gonna grab my keys....

*they froze.*

Oh wait no they are still in my pocket nevermind. Gonna go back to going away.

*they turn around and start walking again.*

Gonna get myself a big glass of [favorite drink] then go home, go bed. I'm out of here! Not gonna take this anymore, gonna go home, go bed. Ain't never coming back neither. Never doing this again, this shit is bullshit.

Tired of this Beast nonsense, going to bed. Long ass walk, walking for like an hour, it’s annoying. Don’t even know where you’re at cause you haven’t looked at the ground for 30 minutes

Going home, going to bed. You should probably start looking and paying attention to where you’re at. You hope your mom made some meat jellies or something, you were starving.

Pretty sure this isn’t the Cookie Kingdom at this point, those do not look like your buildings. Nope nope, definitely not the Kingdom, your mom wasn’t a stellar mage and you didn’t even own an owl.

Nope, nope. Still not your kingdom, definitely not your kingdom. Pretty sure this is the Republic harbor, you saw two guys getting drunk on mudshakes. This god forsaken harbor is humongous

You’ll take a large sandwich, medium fry, and a coke please. Almost home, holding your pants, go home, go to bed. Cake monster, damn you. No seriously, damn you. [Proceeds to smite them with your sword]

Gonna go home, go to bed, you were done with this. What the hell were the ancients looking at, you were done with this Beast nonsense, going to bed.

(The Ancients were next to your bedroom the whole time.)

Oh shit, that was your bed! Oh hey, you were home!

[limboraptor]

ADDING ON TO MY CAVIAR RAMBLE....

Caviar's selflessness SHINES through his character and through the actions he takes during the story. During Elder meetings, he rarely comments on anything that they're saying. It's until they were about to unanimously vote on covering up the crimes one of the Elders committed did he suddenly speak up. And boy, he did he speak UP. Reminder that House Caviar not only represents the Republic's navy, but it also the Lower City- the ONLY house to represent a group of people.

One of the more notable parts of the confrontation for me was when Vanilla Sugar threatened to order the Paladins to force a compromise.

Caviar retaliated by threatening to pull up with his navy instead. This mfer was NOT willing to back down in the slightest, not without a fight. He was deadass willing to risk losing his entire position because he is willing to sacrifice EVERYTHING to give his people the rights they so deserve. Caviar's unyielding bravery and selflessness is something that is shown time and time again, as he's not afraid to speak his mind IN THE SLIGHTEST.

Another moment that kind of shocked me was Baumkuchen's comment towards Caviar during his outburst.

If ANYONE should have Caviar's back in this argument (aside from Oyster), it should have been Baumkuchen. The first time we meet him, he was literally in the middle of caring for cookies that had gotten severely ill from drinking mudshakes. The only cookies that were consuming mudshakes were the lower city cookies. Even Caviar claimed that some of his own sailors had consumed said drink.

Sorry for so many Caviar rambles today I'm kinda on a ramble streak as of late........GOSH THERES JUST SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT CAVIAR he's genuinely one of the BEST written characters in this whole game and I will DIE on this hill with that statement

[moonuru]

. . . so... I did actually do maybe like, two comics with them? and I thought I should finally share with you all.

Not really gonna say much other than that if you drink alot of mudshakes, sometimes, wild things happen, yknow? >7>’

[queen-rainy-love]

Cookie of the Week: Captain Caviar Cookie

This Cookie of the Week is...

Cookie name: Captain Caviar Cookie

Pronouns: He/Him

Rarity: Epic

Position: Middle

Type: Bomber

Lore: Captain Caviar is an elder of the Crème Republic Convocation of Elders, being the only one to represent Choco Mud Town, being head of the pirate-combating House Caviar, and the captain of the Salty Shark. Before the Cookie Odyssey, Captain Caviar explored the Duskgloom Sea at the request of Oyster and quickly became an enemy in Black Pearl. His first official appearance (shadow figure) was in Cookie Odyssey where he and the Council have Clotted Cream go to the meeting of the Ancient Heroes. His first full appearance is in CO chapter 2 (The Glory of the Crème Republic) where he later appears after Wildberry, GingerBrave, and Crunchy Chip request to meet him. He offers them to hop aboard his ship to discuss. When GingerBrave asks questions about what is going on, Captain Caviar believes he can take care of any threat toward the Republic. Later, Captain Caviar meets with Oyster in a session with the Trade Board. She thanks him for his aid and assures him that his efforts will be rewarded, saying that they have been good partners, and talks about what is going on in Choco Mud Town. He agrees, saying that he will investigate the rumors. He tells Oyster to tell him directly what she wants and she sends him an aid with information. Once he and Oyster’s Envoy arrive at the destination, they look into the rumors going on. Later in Chapter 3 (The Heroes of Light), the Elders discuss Canelé’s conspiring with the White Masks and selling illegally made mudshakes. He expressed his shock at this because his crew enjoyed the drink and left the rest to Oyster. The next time he appears is when talking about Mille-feuille's direct involvement with the White Masks, however, Captain Caviar grows vocal once Custard suggests the Convocation of Elders simply covers up the situation. He objects to the idea of covering up both Elders' disgraceful and hypocritical crimes. This leads to a fight between the elders…before Dark Enchantress’s army attacks the Republic. The last we see of him in this chapter is when he is helping Vanilla Sugar escape the Lyceum. The last time we see him in the game is during the holiday cake event where he is seen sharing a cake with Oyster and his crew.

Personality: Even though reserved and intimidating, Captain Caviar has a big heart, unwavering morals, and clear trustworthiness. He does prefer to be a lone wolf among the Council. He believes that his navy can protect the Republic safely and keeps to his moral compass and beliefs. Captain Caviar is not afraid to speak his mind. Captain Caviar is typically friendly to those who would respect the Navy. He has a unique relationship with Oyster—while he has no love for the political games of intrigue that she plays, they are each other's most reliable allies in the Crème Republic.

Skills: Captain Caviar's Skill is called Black Shark Torpedo. This skill has Captain Caviar summon the Black Shark submarine and have it shoot three Black Shark Torpedos at the enemies and grant allies with Debuff Resist. The torpedoes will aim for the enemy with the lowest HP in descending order. Once it hits the target, it explodes, deals area damage, and inflicts DEF Reduction. Captain Caviar becomes immune to any Fear and briefly becomes resistant to interrupting effects. With his Magic Candy, his skill becomes Black Shark Torpedo Mk.2. This adds a chain of explosions and can bypass DMG Resist. Captain Caviar also gets a decrease in Reflected DMG for himself.

Costumes: Captain Caviar has no costumes.

Cookie Decor: Captain Caviar does not have Cookie Decor.

Thoughts: He is the dad everyone deserves and needs!

[nightmyst14-blog]

The Odd Stranger Pt 2!!

Looks like we're making a PT 2, you guys!!

If you guys are confused, read my last post. The context you will need is on Part 1.

Sour Cream Cookie belongs to me, while Bubble Pearl belongs to @queen-rainy-love

Context: *This scene picks up after Bubble Pearl and Sour Cream leave the tavern. Sour Cream had brought a bag of jelly burgers and walked over to a nearby alley.*

Bubble Pearl: *confused* Sooo…. Are you going to tell we why you bought a bag full of Jelly Burgers?

Sour Cream: She gets grumpy when I don't feed her after I’m gone for a bit.

Bubble Pearl: *more confused* ....“She?”

Sour Cream: Watch. *whistles*

*Movement could be heard from the alleyway, knocking over trash cans and stuff. Soon, a large werehound came into view. They had a mix of scales and dark fur, glowing purple eyes to match. The large cake began it to growl when they saw Bubble Pearl.

Bubble Pearl: *shocked*

Sour Cream: Ah, ah- *snaps fingers, the werehound stops in their tracks.* No, girl. She’s not a threat. I already got you food. *hands the werehound the bag.*

*The werehound snatches it and goes down on the food, chewing  3 burgers in one go.*

Bubble Pearl: *stunned*

Sour Cream: *pats her head, scratches her chin.* I Told you to wait for me. Its not safe for you to be about and about like this.. Other cookies not like me could spot you, like the paladins.

Soon enough, the werehound speaks in a gruff, female voice* 

Werehound: *still chewing* Kalypso got too hungry. Went to find Master.

Sour Cream: Well, head back now, girl.. I have business to attend to. 

Werehound: Master go to see Blonde Lady?

Sour Cream: *chuckles* Maybe. *waves his hand*. Now, off you go.

*As soon the werehound appeared, it left, with the half-ripped bag in tss jaw*

Bubble Pearl: ……. Who is-

Sour Cream: My... pet, so to speak. Her name is Kalypso. She’s a Licorice Sea-Hound. She likes Choco mudshakes and Jelly burgers. Dont worry, she doesnt attack unless I say so.

Bubble Pearl: I thought those beasts were rare!!

Sour Cream: *shrugs* I guess. Shall I walk you home?

Bubble Pearl: *giggles* I can handle myself, but I don’t mind. You’re interesting to talk to.

Sour Cream: *chuckles* Interesting?

Bubble Pearl: Would you rather I called you odd?

Sour Cream: Touche.

*the two walked through Choco Mud Town together, just having a chat. The older cookie told the young heiress a few stories of his travels, she seems to be invested.*

*They soon travel up to the Upper part of the Creme Republic, soon passing by Light Cream’s estate. The two could hear an upcoming conversation.*

Clotted Cream: *standing at the door, looked like he was just leaving,* I’m just worried, Mother. Are you sure you’re not hiding something from me?

Light Cream: I’m fine, hun. I promise.

Clotted Cream: *sighs* I know, but.. You’ve been wearing that old ring for a while now. I know you said you got it from someone before you married Father, But.. It just feels.. Off.

Light Cream: Honey, If I could tell you I would, but I can’t. You’re already so busy, I don't want to burden you. I promise, I’ll tell you soon…

Clotted Cream: Okay.. If you’re sure…

*Footsteps could be heard as the two two got closer. In less than a minute, Sour Cream soon bumps into someone, falling back onto the dirt.*

Sour Cream: *grunts a bit as he falls* Urgh!!

Clotted Cream: Ah- Sorry!! *helps Sour Cream up* My sincerest apologies, I wasnt looking where I was going…

Sour Cream: No no, I’m fine- *He paused when he saw Clotted Cream. His face wasnt fully seen while the hood was up, face was full of shock.*

Clotted Cream: Are you okay, sir?

Sour Cream:  I.. I, um… *He reached out his bandaged hand towards Clotted Cream, but then stopped.* Y-Yes, I’m fine…

Bubble Pearl: *notices and jumps in* He’s fine, Clotted!! He’s with me.

Clotted Cream: *looks* Oh, Bubble Pearl. Is this gentleman with you?

Bubble Pearl: Yeah, Had a little trouble. This guy is just walking me home. He’s- *is stopped when she sees Sour Cream shake his head* …A friend. Y-You should probably get home too. Got a meeting tomorrow, remember?

Clotted Cream: Well, alright then. Have a good day. *Looks at Sour Cream* Nice meeting you, sir. Thank you for helping Miss Bubble Pearl.

Sour Cream: M-my pleasure….

*They watch as Clotted Cream leaves, Sour Cream’s body expression having a sad look to it, as he reached out to Clotted Cream and then retracted his hand back. Bubble Pearl goes to comment, but Light Cream is soon walking up to them.*

Light Cream: Oh my goodness, are you all okay? 

Sour Cream: *looks and runs over to Light Cream, hugs her* Y-yes, we’re fine. I-I just took a stumble… *He pauses* Was.. Was that him?

Light Cream: *nods* Y-yes… Grown into a wonderful Consul, hasnt he?

Sour Cream: Yes, It appe-

Bubble Pearl: *interrupts, smiles* I knew it.

*Light and Sour Cream look at her, just clicking that young heiress was still there. Both let go of each other, looking rather embarrassed*

Light Cream: *stammer out of embarrassment and nervousness* Lady B-Bubble Pearl!! I, um- You see-  W-we--

Bubble Pearl: Its fine, Ms, Light Cream.  I had a guess.

[bennydwight]

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

why did you do that?

favorite extracurricular activity?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

Y'know Weary, I don't believe that number list is accurate :P

4. which cryptyd being do you believe in?

I stand by the fact that we can't disprove the Loch Ness Monster exists 👀

6. why did you do that?

For the Bit™

11. favourite extracurricular activity?

Art of any kind! I really miss writing, I haven't done it in a while

21. something you’ve kept since childhood?

My poor, torn, threadbare baby blankie

31. what type of music keeps you grounded?

Video game soundtracks mostly, but I also really like the vibes of anything 15% muted and with a record static filter overtop, 50s ballads are beautiful like that

44. you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

Whichever jackass decided to implement the youtube adblocker blocker

48. when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

My first sip was long before, but my first intentional alcohol was at my high school graduation weekend. Got a Vodka mudshake and it was terrible lol

[antilovett]

i literally have 3 vodka mudshake sitting in my fridge and idk what to do with them because i don’t like drink that much and everyone else in my life hates them so i’ve just been having a bit every time i open the fridge

[mey-rin-is-fabulous]

Glad to see Reddit has taken a page out of Tumblrs book and made their search function well less of a function

I’m trying to figure out what the recipe for mudshake is on Food Fantasy because the one on the eng wiki is wrong but the guides on reddit won’t load past the cornbread one and the search function says there are no posts containing the words “bar” or “mudshake”

Edit; The game was indeed being broken again after their last fix it worked for me

[lilacartsmadsion]

Dark cacao meets swap caviar

Yeah swap caviar is chill in the swap au they actually keep their original personalities and swap caviar legit just grew legs because of a crippling addiction to mudshakes

Dark Cacao: You grew legs by what?

Caviar: Want to try?

Dark Cacao: I…I don’t drink…

Caviar: Suit yourself

[onesaltyerik]

Blegh up at 3am again cause I got a celebratory thing to go to and I need to cook food for it like an adult. But on the plus side! My friend got their abusive ex thrown in jail!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! So we be celebrating!!!!!! I'm making queso dip and some spiced ground beef for nachos for their fam! Get them some nice vodka mudshakes! A pretty card! A little book in our country's native language for their kiddos! I'm so proud of them! I'm gonna give them so many hugs! Still gotta get a bunch of projects done for market tomorrow but it's ok that be why I'm up early, and tis what coffee is for. We gonna finish painting and cooking and get partying woot!

[my-patron-saint-is-jimmy]

Damn made my mudshake a bit strong

[zonkabonka]

the aftertaste of Vodka mudshakes taste like warm jelly

[tepidironian]

Will not lie im absolutely demolishing this vodka mudshake chocolate flavoured creamy vodka beverage at 3 am

[airanke]

Mudshakes are dangerous for me because they're made with vodka (at least the ones I got) which means I don't taste the alcohol.

Very yummy.