#mtg malcolm

[jasper-the-menace]

If not, he would—what? Keep going, he supposed. Beg a boat from the next port he reached. Fly to a Sun Empire village. Wander back to Orazca and pretend the plane wasn't falling apart again. But he wouldn't stop, not now, maybe not ever. If he did, the fungus would catch up. - The Lost Caverns of Ixalan episode 6, by Valerie Valdes

A wonderful commission done for me by my sweet mutual @hamingo of my boys Malcolm and Breeches from Magic: The Gathering. The Lost Caverns of Ixalan story really was these two having the worst fucking day of their lives. Breeches is just coping with it a lot better than Malcolm is.

[incorrect-mtg]

Lost Caverns of Ixalan + Tumblr Textposts

[hyde-the-toad-bard]

To kinda focus on some good when it comes to magic, I just wanna talk about the decks I'm working on.

First off, just finished sleeving up a shalai and hallar deck I've technically had done for a while, but now it's ready to play. What's the plan? Well...

...the plan is to soften the opponents up with burn damage as I create bigger and bigger slimes.

The second deck I'm working on is centered around Malcolm, Alluring Scoundrel

The idea here is straightforward. Proliferate as much as possible to get to four chorus counters, then start free casting eldrazi, sea monsters, and extra turn spells. With a silly little combo of free casting enter the infinite and finishing with a thoracle.

These are the main two, but I'm also slowly working towards Riku of Many Paths and Vazi, Keen Negotiator, the latter of which seemingly getting a lot of fun treasure hate to work with.

This was merely an exercise in talking about something I'm actually excited about for the game. Thank you for reading if you did. You get a star!

[tatyova]

Losing my damn mind at the Jeff Goldblum secret lair

[meu133]

It's Ixalan spoiler season and oh boy have i found new blorbos

[overgrown-estate]

Kaervek as illustrated by Cristi Balanescu

With the latest episode of Thunder Junction's magic story, we're introduced to Oko's gang of Outlaws as Annie Flash decides to take him up in his offer. We learn that it was Ashiok who actually hired them to find the vault which is known as Maag Taranau. Akul and the Hellspurs built the town of Tarnation around the vault in an attempt to control it. Okoi was hired to find the keys to the vault.

Anyway, Oko has a larger gang than we thought. Along with Annie and Kellan, there is Rakdos and Vraska, Tinybones and Eriette, Malcolm and Breeches, Gisa and Geralf, and Kaervek and Satoru. A thirteen man gang to break into a vault believed to hold "RAW POWER!" as exclaimed by Breeches.

[almostlookedhuman]

[magicmalcolm]

Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator

[lammergeier-spitfire]

We’re reaching levels of bullshit chaos previously not thought possible

[proxies-are-proletarian]

Siren Song

[edibleashell]

WotC really went all in on him being a sex symbol for this secret lair, didn't they? I try to avoid buying secret lair products right off the bat but I think I actually need this. A defining egg-cracking moment for me, how can I resist?

"Dr. Ian Malcolm is here to sweep you off your feet and slip into your collection"

-WotC

[gemthegerm]

i. i didn’t think they’d actually.

ok ok so one of the jurassic park secret lairs coming is apparently entirely Ian Malcolm themed, which means we could get official Magic the Gathering art of Jeff Goldblum being sexy with his shirt open

[incorrect-mtg]

Breeches: I FOUND LOOT!

Malcolm: As in treasure or as in the child?

Breeches, holding up gold on his hands and Loot on his back: YES!

Malcolm: Ok, I'll tell Vraska that-

Breeches: I TEACH HIM HOW TO MAKE THINGS GO BOOM

Malcom: Breeches NO!

Breeches: BREECHES YES!

[hyde-the-toad-bard]

Started brewing some decks for the first time in months today. Two of them are just gonna be much more casual things that I can fix up later, Arabella being really easy to build around(just put small creatures and tokens in there) and Chainer or Kaeverk(the mono black one) being rewarding for doing normal black things. The other though, is a more involved process, as Malcolm, Alluring Scoundrel let's me get to have fun with something that most blue decks don't really take advantage of-

Big fish

[markrosewater]

I am unsure of what to think about it, but was there any discussion with the Assassin's Creed set, about including real people as MtG cards? Yes, Jeff Goldblum is in the art, but it's still "Ian Malcolm". But now we have an official Leonardo da Vinci and Cleopatra, the Magic Cards.

Aaron did talk about that in the panel.

[mtgtips]

MTG Tip: Make a Commander deck made up of cards like Ian Malcolm, Chaotician and Edgin, Larcenous Lutenist

Just refer to them by their actors name. Watch your opponents get annoyed not because your deck is like Power Level 9 instant-win loops, or because it slows the game down, but just because it's a bunch of normal actors from the real world.

Magic the Gathering tip: someday my Actors That Have Been In Steven Spielberg Movies typal deck will be complete