#msm is dead

[sucka99]

Washington Post cartoonist quits after paper rejects sketch of Bezos bowing to Trump

[happynowblog]

MSNBC HUMILIATED at DNC Leadership Forum 2025 Democrat CRINGE

Not even Saturday night live could make a skit this funny 🤣

Democrats have become a freaking circus 🎪

A sideshow 🎪

Nobody drove the normal Dems to switch sides faster than far left wing libs !

Elon musk , Joe Rogan ,tulsi gabbard, rfk jr, were once democrats.

Let that sink in for a sec .

Most of the Dems who voted red , voted red for the first time in their lives !

What happened to this party that was once respected and loved and actually cared about all people .

Everything they call Republicans are the very thing that they are themselves !

They self-project Everytime they open their mouths !

Sad 😢

It was not a shock at all that Trump won to most Americans.

The last four years were horrible and none of us wanted to go through that again .

🇺🇸❤️

[drey-theintrovertedcake]

I died when I edited this shit.

[screemu-ribbons]

Seasonal Lore is really funny to me.

[mysinginghuman]

Im f####ing back!!! >:D

(Maybe today later or tomorrow I post their humanized designs)

[corvidclub]

the loustat girlies who think that Louis only topped for the 80+ years he was away from Lestat because he was subconsciously saving his hole for his hubby... on the one hand: sure, believe whatever makes you happy sweetheart :) but on the other hand: GIRL. bffr with me rn... Louis was ready to bottom for a random british heterosexual after like what? a year? maybe? without dick. Do you think him saying "oh there's room" to Armand was completely innocuous with no double meaning whatsoever? A line which he said as a cruising park regular for months? I'm sorry but a platoon of frenchmen had already dived into that cervix before he even met Armand let alone before he reunited with Lestat...Louis was ready to be with Armand for eternity(!) to piss Lestat off you really think he wouldn't let another man fuck him? a.k.a the easiest and the most obvious way in the entire world to piss him off? hello??

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

"I call em 'ow my eyes'" funniest possible name for them, miles

[flammekitsune]

Have sum msm ocs I made during class!!

[fr3nzicorn]

Loodvigg’s Day at Disneyland: prologue

The Starhenge rose up in the sky, mechanical island built by the Colossals, gigantic creatures as old as the Monster World. On this very island, monsters lived, older than the Monster World and the Colossals. And probably time itself, too… who knows? They were called Celestials, the first beings to ever exist, and considered Gods by every monster living on the islands below.  Hence their name, the Celestials came from the sky… or more exactly, space. The Primordial Cosmic Hush was a time where absolutely nothing existed - just silence. A cosmic void. Then there was the Big Bang, sending sounds into the void, creating elements and twelve beings afterwards. The monster gods came to life, each having a constellation and an element assigned to them. But this was a long time ago, decades now separating the creation of the Celestials from the present.

One of them approached the circle that the monsters had formed and sat down with them. Her name was Galvana, she represented the element of Electricity. She turned her head to her right, where a metallic organ was resting. Her name was Vhamp, she represented the Mech element. Next to Vhamp sat a blue creature named Plixie, the Plasma elementalist.  "Hey Scaratar!" he beckoned a brown bug-looking monster, the Poison element.  "How is your hair shining like that? It’s lovely!" "Thank you! I put some hair shine spray over it," she responded. The Plant elementalist Blasoom, a green bird-shaped monster, approached Scaratar to take a closer look at her hair. "Alright," Galvana started. "As you know, we all gather here every first day of a new month. We are in February, which means Furnoss’ constellation is now shining above us!"  Galvana turned to what seemed to be an oven with a dragon-like head and limbs. He looked at her, nodding. Up in the sky, Furnoss’ constellation was shining brightly, replacing the constellation of Hornacle, the Water element. This one playfully gave a nudge to the Fire elementalist, who returned it back. "Before we start, is everyone here?" Galvana asked.  She looked at her friends, counting them mentally. Furnoss, Hornacle, Scaratar, Blasoom, Plixie and Vhamp were here, followed by Torrt, Glaishur, Attmoz and Syncopite, the Earth, Cold, Air and Crystal elementalists, respectively. And… "WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY HAIR SHINE SPRAY?!" a voice shouted from afar. …Loodvigg.

The Shadow elementalist, an elegant spidery monster with a bold hairstyle, approached the circle formed by the eleven Celestials reunited. An angry expression distorted their skull-like face. "Oopsies." Scaratar whispered. Attmoz sighed and rolled his eye. "Here we go again", he mumbled. "So?!" Loodvigg asked again, their eyes jumping from monster to monster. "Yeah… About that." Scaratar answered - Loodvigg’s angered look went straight to her. "It was me. I’m sorry, I probably should’ve asked you first."  "UGH!" Loodvigg elegantly pushed their hair back with an offended rictus, then bended over Scaratar.  "Damn right you should have. I’m turning your hair into my new personal bathroom carpet next time." Scaratar, surprised by the aggressiveness in Loodvigg’s tone, stepped back, seemingly upset and a little flabbergasted. Galvana quickly intervened, noticing the green bug monster’s discomfort. "Loodvigg, that’s enough. No need to overreact." "But I ain’t! This insect knows I’m not letting ANYONE borrowing MY stuff-"  "ENOUGH!" Loodvigg sighed with annoyance. "Also, you’re late for our monthly meeting again. For the third time in a row. Why didn’t you come sooner?!" Galvana continued. "I forgot!" "We’ve been doing the new month and constellation celebration for decades! Literally! How in all the stars did you forget?!!" Loodvigg skittered from the electric monster to sit on the other side of the circle, between Furnoss and Hornacle. "Listen, I was busy doing much more entertaining activities than something we’ve been doing repeatedly for all these years. Can we start now? I want to get this stupid celebration over as soon as possible."

Although irritated, Galvana kept her thoughts for herself and continued speaking, almost as if nothing happened.

Even if the atmosphere remained tense between the monsters, the ending of the celebration went rather well, Loodvigg's presence not being as terrible as in the beginning. The Celestials all stared at the sky, Furnoss’ constellation still shining brightly. It was only after the meeting that Attmoz spoke to his cousin, Scaratar. Loodvigg was back to the old Observatory, a tall stone construction housing a gigantic telescope, and each Celestial’s designated room. "Hey. You alright?" Attmoz said, visible concern painted on the cyclop’s face. "Yeah! Yeah, I am," she responded. "They just scared me for a second," Scaratar whispered, motioning her head to the Observatory. "Sometimes I even wonder if any thought of basic kindness and empathy still circulate through that brain of theirs", Attmoz chuckled a bit. "I wonder what kept Loodvigg so "busy" to be that late to the monthly celebration… Bet they were trying a new haircut again." "That still doesn’t give them the right to change my hair into a bathroom carpet…" she pointed out, grumpy. "Nope, definitely not!" "They probably wouldn't have done that anyway, but I'm keeping an eye on them," Galvana said, now approaching the two monsters. "We never know with Loodvigg... their behavior is getting stranger with the passing days-" "And meaner," Scaratar added. "Like, way meaner. And for no reason at all, either." "I remember how kind they used to be," Attmoz said, yawning. "But that was such a long time ago... Still wondering what made them the way they are now. Not like we aren't used to their catastrophic behavior anyway... but it's still very annoying," the pink cyclop sighed. "And even worse when unjustitied... Which is... well! Most of the time." "Mmmhm." Galvana nodded, lost in thought. Attmoz yawned again, briefly swinging his head. "Ugh. Sleepy…" "Already?!" surprisingly asked the electric elementalist. "Is it that late?" "Oh, no, no," Scaratar reassured her. "That's just what Mozmoz gets when he stays awake late at night trying to find out if putting paint in water could make his clouds turn purple." "Shut up..." Attmoz grumbled, nudging at his cousin. "At least it worked."

The three said their goodnights, Galvana promising once again to keep an eye on Loodvigg. But for now, a good night rest was welcome for everyone.

A Theme For A Molting Russian Gentleman

[lesbosoka]

hi guys. i know this fandom has never been very big but i want to show you all the best thing i’ve ever done. i got max mittelman and robbie daymond’s autographs and also paid for quotes…. the best, gayest parksborn ones i could find

[thisblogisblank]

One of my favorite pieces of msm lore is the fact that yes, you can technically revive the dead, but it's considered rude.

[i-dont-just-suck-blood]

TooTo0 (M$M)

honestly, smashing tbh

the skirt just, the skirt ♡

love skirts

also, WHAT THAT MOUTH DO!!

[grayisaghost]

[ask-a-girl-and-a-bowgart]

Cemila, Indigo

*takes out giant pen and paper*

Tell me a little about yourselves!

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[naniajaxandplaz]

How Hornet adopted Keiko

On a night on mythical island a Buzzinga named Hornet was traveling outside the dreamscape when she was exploring plant island she heard something crying from a bush "Huh? She realized that the monster needs help so she went and when she got to the cry she saw a baby Knurv who had scar like marking on the left their mask to their face blinding them permanently and they also had lots of cuts bruises on all their limbs with an oversized grey shawl to cover them and they were crying because they lost their bio parents and don't want to be alone "Hello there." She told the baby as they stopped crying and looked at Hornet "Mama?" They asked her "It's ok I'll be your Mama now." She told them as she picked them up and realizing that they were a baby and can't survive alone Hornet made the decision to adopt them and named them Keiko and raised them as her own when she was about to bring them back to mythical island somthing attacked her it was a wolf like creature it wanted Keiko so it can kill them she immediately put Keiko on her bee fuzz and ran before she can escape it she was stuck in a dead end so she flew on her wings to mythical island while making sure that Keiko doesn't fall off on the way there and when she got there everyone was so worried but when they saw Hornet was alive and she brought somthing with her all mythicals were curious about the thing behind her back and when she took Keiko out of her Fuzz everyone was shocked to see a dreamythcal outside of the dreamscape and she told everyone about Keiko's orgin but a Cranchee named Cap'n who was very concerned about The baby and Asked her "Did ya find them alone?" She looked at her child and. Told him "Yes I did I found them Alone where their parents were nowhere to be seen so I adopted them ." She said as she looked at Keiko who was babbling and touching her claw and when she got to her home which is a greenhouse to rest she removed the shawl put some bandages on Keiko's bruised Limbs and placed a bandage around their left eye once she was done she placed the shawl back on them after she did it she put them a hammock made of Leaves and told them "Goodnight my Child" as they slept and when she got to her room she looked at a picture that has her and her son who had past away when he was 7 and her Husband was killed when he tried to save him and she realized that Keiko is a second chance for her family when she put the picture she realized she had Keiko as her Second Child and when she slept the ghost of her husband and son looked down on her both unaware of Keiko .and that's how Hornet adopted Keiko