#mrs.butterworth

[legacyshenanigans]

Under the cover of Disguise. 🐍💚

The plauge doctor left the room where the man lay ill on the bed at the practice.

Doctor: Your husband is incredibly ill Mrs.Butterworth. But you already knew that. I fear he won't last much longer..

Woman: *crying* Do you think he'll last the night?

Doctor: *shakes his head* I'm sorry..

The woman entered the room and after some time left with puffy, red eyes, after saying her goodbyes.

Doctor: I shall make sure he's comfortable atleast..You go home now, I shall come to you in the morn..

She nodded her head and left the dimly lit building.. The doctor looked towards the mans door before entering himself. The ill man looked over at the black cloaked figure in the mask. A plague doctor was never a welcoming sight, but none the less, they were there to help. The man coughed up some blood, spitting it into a nearby pan on the floor.

Man: Could I trouble you for some pain relief?

Doctor: *sits at his bedside* Shortly..Tell me about your life first..What did you do for a living?

Man: *wheeze* I was a private accountant.

Doctor: Really? Interesting... Though I suppose gangs need accountants, too? *chuckles*

Man: ....Excuse me?

The Plauge Doctor slowly removed his hood, before pulling off his mask, revealing his face underneath.

Man: *suddenly terrified, but too weak to do anything* ...Marvolo.

Marvolo: *smirks* Surprise...

Man: *wheezing* You...Son of a bitch...

Marvolo: *chuckles* "accountant" That's a good one.

Man: *shaky sigh* If you're here to kill me, do it.

Marvolo: I'm not here to kill you..I don't need to *sinful smile* I'm just going to sit here all night..And watch you take your last painful breaths as you die. You won't last till morn.

Man: *a tear running down his face*

Marvolo: Awwww *smiles* There's something so delicious about a grown man, crying..

~

[emogirlsfoodblog]

♡My low calorie high protein French Toast♡

~1/4 C or 61 grams of eggwhites 🥚

~1/2 tbsp of stevia

~dash of cinnamon

~1 tsp of vanilla extract

~1 slice of Sara Lee 45 calorie bread

It's about 79 calories and 9 grams of protein per slice!

~As for toppings!~

I like to use

Sugar Free Mrs.Butterworths (5 calories per tbsp)

Fat Free Cool Whip (20 calories for 2 tbsp or 9 grams)

Frozen Strawberries (45 calories for 140 grams)

[lovelymonkeybecky]

[catlovethief]

Where is the fan art!?

Yo look at this all of you

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Kfc is shipping Colonel Sanders and mrs.Butterworth. I know there's a weird side of tumblr and thid is part of it. They make a cute ship and tumblr by gosh you better do something with this.

[who-reads-these-anyways-so]

I never thought I’ld see Colonel Sanders dancing with the Mrs.Butterworth’s bottle, but here I am. All we need is Ronald McDonald and we’ve got a love triangle.

[thelibertyloft]

Cream of Wheat and Mrs. Butterworth's Cave Under Public Scrutiny

Two more brands cave under pressure due to images and history. At some point, this insanity must stop! #politicallycorrect #politicalcorrectness #cave #racism #BLM #LiberalLogic

Parsippany, NJ – On Wednesday, Quaker Oats announced that they would be rebranding their beloved Aunt Jemima pancake and syrup mix citing racial stereotypes. Thus, a wave has spread across the United States causing more and more food brands to come under public scrutiny.

B&G Foods Inc, based out of Parsippany, New Jersey, which produces Cream of Wheat hot cereal, released a statement that their…

[byondtheveil]

Crackers, school folders and Mrs.Butterworth anybody?

[literalbuzzkill]

Damn, Mrs.Butterworth is serving up looks

[tosomeonecherished]

high school badboy!jeno

•so this boi jeno is allegedly that BADDEST boi-yo in the education system

•nan nappeun giJIBAE WHERE ALL MY BAD GIRLS @

• anywhosies bad boi jeno wears fake leather (eat more chikin my dudes) jackets that are two sizes too big and black ripped skinny jeans

•has the largest collection of hot topic band tees to go underneath the jacket; my chemical romance, fall out boy, marilyn manson, pierce the veil

•you name it he has it (even has a damn nickleback shirt....fookin nickleback)

•anywhosies

•most people are intimidated by jeno but like hooOOOOOWWWwwww

•except like his friends, the dream team, who have all seen him smile before and they’re like “he’s a squish”

•*mark in the background* “HE SMILED AND MY UWUS LEFT THE FUCKING ATMOSPHERE”

•not necessarily a ‘bad person’ he just spends his free time not doing homework and putting whoopie cushions underneath Mrs.Butterworths fancy spinning chair

•”I DO WHAT I WANT BECAUSE IM PUNK ROCK”

•so..you’re like......a meme

•you tend to get out of all situations by using vine references or just being suuupper (junior) extra

•for example one time you were in the gym for school (ewww gym class) and the sport of the day was baseball and you did an entire rendition of “I don’t dance” from high school musical 2

•or the other time when it was the first warm day outside in a while and all the girls started wearing really tiny clothes and “THOT” was the only word that repeatedly left your mouth that day

•so one day you decide to go this high school party and by decide I mean forced by your bestie hyunjin (*cough* tru talent *cough*)

•anywhosies

•you’re like looking real 10/10 would recommend

•hyunjins in the back be like “THAT MY BEST FRIEND FUCK. IT. UP.”

•so you guys head to the kitchen to get some punch

•AND BY PUNCH I MEAN PUNCH BECAUSE YALL ARE NOT 21 AND THE ONLY TIME YOURE ALLOWED ALCOHOL IS WHEN YOU ARE AT CHURCH DURING HOLY TIME

•so hyunjins pours you guys your punch in the mythical red solo cups and when you go to exit the kitchen

•*BA BAM*

•you run right into something

•”oh shitaki mushrooms I’m sorry my dear plastered wall friend”

•”um last time I checked I’m not a wall but I’ll take that as a compliment”

•fuck

•you slowly look up to see

•*cure dramatic organ music*

•jeno *FAKE AUDIENCE GASPS*

•you look calm on the outside but on the inside you’RE LIKE I AM TOAST AT THIS POINT LIKE STRAIGHT UP COVER ME IN BUTTER AND GRAPE JELLY AND CALL ME A BREAKFAST FOOD

•but then jeno smILES

• _•

•”So do you have a sweeper, hyunjin?”

•”no whyyyyy?”

•”my god damn uwu’s just erupted everywheRE”

•jeno laughing this point

•you’re just gone

•*hyunjins mood* “NEW OTP I THINK SO”

You: “sooooo you come here often?”

Jeno: “are you trying to flirt with me?”

You:”depends....is it working?”

Jeno:”why don’t you go out with me sweetheart and find out?”

You: *jshsjshshsuhzbwkajsfuckinshitcuntjdbdjdibshsbsh* “i mean sure yeah that be cool”

Jeno: *wraps arm around your shoulders* “well then I know this really lovely cafe about a 10 minutes walk from here”

*in your mind* “I caN GeT hOT cOCo witH RAinBoW spRINKles”

•hyunjins standing there, watching you guys walk away, he’s wiping a tear away

•”my children”

[the-hope-in-my-galaxy]

DID YOU JUST REFER TO SEUNGHEE AS A MRS.BUTTERWORTHS BOTTLE LMAOOOOO I LOVE THAT

SHSHHFJDJSHSYSHZ IS SHE NOT THO?

[jerinoir]

I'm thinking of making comics about instances of racism I've personally dealt with, as so many people don't seem to pick up on their own prejudice. Don't let me forget.

[coeur-de-boudica]

Spilt Syrup

Me:Oops

Victoria: WOW arianaaaaa

Sophie: Way to go nana

Me: *staring with annoyance* Lick. It. Up.

Victoria: Mrs. Butterworth?

Sophie: ew

Me: i meant the syrup dude

Victoria: HAHAHAAHAHAHA

Sophie: you guys are disgusting

[turboschwartz]

Stay high