#mrs. ribble

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Staff party

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Operation: Butter Up Mr. Krupp

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[the-evil-lovable-simp]

I worked really hard on this I made the sound as well, I Frankensteined it, it took me a while to make it, and I think it’s really funny

Also the Melvins didn’t use it on themselves they just did that

[booger-diaperlips]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. KRUPP!! :3

And April fools lmao

[secret-keeper-speaks]

i’m at my fathers workplace??? my father picked me up earlier than anticipated and all he’s revealed to me is that I have an appointment for something in his building at two o clock. he’s working at the moment, as usual, but I have to sit here in his office until the appointment.

[snugglebug-mj-blog]

Hugging them for the first time pt 2

Heartslabyul Dorm & Savanaclaw {some are short some arent}  {Riddle, Trey, Cater, Leona, and Ruggie)

Y/n has been at NRC for a while and she's never hugged anyone (besides grim) until today. Y/n took in a deep breath before walking out the door of the ramshackle dorm with grim on her shoulder. {ps y/n is pudgy since thats what i am)

Riddle Rosehearts: HUG!THIS!BOY! (pt2) This boy is hella touch starved (mrs. rosehearts me trey and Che'nya just want to talk with bats) ribble froze up almost as stiff as a tree before he slowly melted into y/ns arms. The warm y/n gave off made him feel safe in her hold. He stayed in her arms for a good minute before slowly backing away from her “thank you for the hug y/n but next time tell me i don't want to accidently collar you in a panic” riddle said straightening his tie y/n nodded before walking off.

Trey clover: Trey gives off the vibes that he doesn’t like to be touched so he’s one of the few y/n would ask before suddenly hugging. Trey was baking some tarts (surprise surprise) when y/n walked “afternoon y/n how are you this evening?” trey asked as he put the tray into the oven “i’m good i just had a quick question to ask you if that’s all right” y/n started as she played with the end of her shirt. Trey looked at her as he whipped his hands off “of course you can! Is someone messing with you?” trey asked in his big brother voice y/n just chuckled slightly before shaking her head no “No big brother” she started with a tease which trey smiled before waiting for her to continue with her question “i wanted to ask if i could hug you. Nothings wrong! I’m just in a hugging mood” y/n said trey was shocked before chuckling “of course!” he said with a smile holding his arms out y/n was shocked for a second before smiling and quickly ran into his arms. He smelled like pastries and his hug was nice and softly tight. “Don’t ever be afraid to ask me for a hug just make sure i’m not holding anything before the hug though” he said with a smile as he pulled away y/n nodded before running off.

Cater Diamond: To find him just go to his live and there you go he’s sitting in the garden. Once y/n got to cater he just turned off the live and the next thing cater knew someone was hugging him. Cater looked down to see y/n which made him smile brightly before hugging her back “thank you y/n i really needed that” he whispered. Before cater could pull away Y/n took out her phone and smiled as she took a picture of them still hugging. “Here you go. Don’t post it till tomorrow though” y/n said as she sent the picture to him he nodded before walking off. Cater smiled before pulling out his phone and pulling up the picture.

Leona Kingscholar: Bold of you but also hug this lion. He just getting up in botanical garden when he heard y/n coming towards him “ herbivore” he said looking at y/n as she got closer to him, a soon as her arms wrapped around him he grunted, he looked down at her before wrapping one arm over her “how bold of you herbivore to run into the arms of a carnivore. You best be prepared for it all” he voice filled with smugness “bring it lazy bones” y/n said with a smile looking up at him. Leona huffed “maybe later i’m still sleepy” as he let her go and walked away but for the rest of the day leona was in a better mood.

Ruggie Bucchi: Be warned he might try to steal your wallet or food as a joke (95% of the time). Ruggie was just leaving sams shop when y/n suddenly came up to him and hugged him. At first he thought he was getting robbed then relaxed it was y/n “what was that for? I was about to bite you! Warn me next time!” ruggie huffed with a pout y/n just laughed before putting a chocolate donut in his mouth (where did the donut come from? magic). Y/n handed ruggie the donuts before running off ruggie just smiled and shock his head he never refused free food explicitly donuts and explicitly from one of his friends.

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Captain underpants characters as things that happened to me at school

George - Being forced to write lines in detention but getting super bored so I tried to hold as many pens as physically possible in one hand and write with them all at once which only made the handwriting even more atrocious than it already was so I had to write the lines all over again

Harold - Teacher asking me "how can you be so good at drawing but have such awful handwriting?"

Melvin - My classical studies teacher calling me a nerd and telling me to go away and talk to my friends because I was annoying her with how much I was yapping about the field trip we were going on (classical antiquity was my hyperfixation at the time and I was a bit over-excited to learn)

Mr. Krupp - Teacher forcing me to go through my entire workbook with correction fluid and whiteout every single little drawing and doodle I'd done in it. She wasn't even my teacher.

Captain Underpants - Playing around with my chair in class and SOMEHOW ending up getting my head and arms stuck in the gap between the seat and the backrest so the teacher had to physically pull me out of it

Professor Poopypants - When I was literally BLEEDING out of a big cut on my arm during a science exam and my science teacher made me wait until after the exam was finished to go to the nurse so my test paper had a bunch of blood stains on it (and I failed anyway so what was even the point)

Edith - My friend trying to do the cup song with a pottle of yogurt at lunchtime and when she smacked it on the ground it exploded and we all got covered in yogurt

Kipper - Getting in a fight with a classmate and giving him a black eye so the school called my parents and when I got home my dad was like "Did you give some kid a black eye today?... Good on you! I'm so proud of you" (I DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE BTW i was like 10 when this happened)

Ms. Ribble (before she became nice) - Random teacher I didn't even know screaming at me and taking a photo of me on his phone without my permission just because I was wearing a bracelet

Mr. Meaner - The whole class trying to figure out how old our teacher was by asking evasive questions and someone asked "how old were you when they landed on the moon?" to which she replied; "Oh you guys don't really believe they landed on the moon, do you?" so we spent the next 30 minutes arguing with her about whether or not the moon landing was fake

Ms. Calculator - Teacher laughing at me and calling me stupid in front of the whole class because I answered a math question wrong

Harold (again) - Teacher throwing my workbook at me because I drew a picture of a bird on one page

George - Getting told off for feeding the seagulls at lunchtime and attracting a huge crowd of like 80 seagulls into the courtyard

Captain Underpants - Learning how to make balloon animals for an art class project so I decided to practice in the library one day during my free period but it was super quiet so in the near silence of the library you could just hear the sound of balloons squeaking and my friends desperately trying not to piss themselves with laughter

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Melvinborg

I Was Thinking That He Was One Of My Earliest (And All-Time) Favorite Characters In Netflix. He First Showed Up As The Superintendent That Erica Said In Episode 12 (Season 1). He Became A Traitor To George And Harold Because He Found Melvin At The End Of The Episode, Trusted Him That He Will Go The "Super Smart School Of His Dreams" (Says George At The EP12 Recap) And Furthermore, Fires Mr. Krupp & Expells The Boys So He Can Stay At Jerome Horwitz Elementary School. Before He Stayed, He Tells The Boys To "Rearrange The Letters To Find My True Identity" (Superintendent Himself). As The Boys Rearranged, They Found A Minor New Character In The Show. As He Shows His "Awful" (Harold, S2 EP4) Look, The Boys Didn't Know He Had One (Which Is Being Held Again At The 5-Year Anniversary). In The S2 Credits, The Character's Name Is Undeniable. An Evil Cyborg Melvin From The Future Named Melvinborg (Full Name "Melvinborg Richard Sneedly"). He Invents The Teachertrons (Which Are Robots Whose Inventor Is A Robot) (Episode 1), The BNA-In-You 2000, The You-Want-Size-With-That 2000 (Which Is His Final Invention Along With Melvin), and so on. He was left by George and Harold trying to get Mr. Krupp back (Episode 2), didn't agree to meet him, and horrifyingly turns to a bee, which after he accidentally shooted Ms. Ribble (Episode 3). He asked Mr. Krupp to insert his Rank Tank 2000, became the judge of the "Advancimal" competition, extracted the bag of the lawn mower, and instantly knocked out by Poopacabra (Formerly Ratrick) (Episode 4). Eight Episodes Later, He Took The 4th Graders To His Tricky Final Exam, "Courtesy of this relevant comic". And An Episode Later After that, He turned to a hovercraft and Finally, No one else surely knew that he perished (but Mr. Krupp was happy to see him gone and to be principal again).

Further Reading (Read Their Descriptions):

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Captain Wukong (Underpants): The First Epic Movie Cast

(Inspired by similar posts from @sundove88 and @thehyperrequiem )

TJ Detweiler (Recess) as George Beard

Penn Zero (Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero) as Harold Hutchins (A/N: This is mainly because Harold and Penn are both voiced by Thomas Middeditch)

Aqua Leader Archie (Pokémon) as Principal Benjamin Krupp

Sun Wukong (LEGO Monkie Kid) as Captain Underpants

Dr Buttocks (Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures) as Professor Poopypants

Ronaldo (Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil) as Melvin Sneedly

Elite Four Rika (Pokémon) as Edith the Lunch Lady

Doug Funnie (Doug) as Tommy the Boy in the Locker

Zoey Howzer (The Proud Family) as the Girl Who Thought Mr Fyde was Dead

Molly McGee (The Ghost and Molly McGee) as the World Peace Girl

Olympia (Pokémon) as Ms Dayken

Oleana (Pokémon) as Ms Ribble

Giovanni (Pokémon) as Mr Rected

Larry (Pokémon) as Mr Fyde

Le Mime (Xiaolin Showdown) as Street Mime

Mr Garr (OK KO: Let's Be Heroes) as Officer McPiggly

Professor (Hailey's On It!) as the Nobel Prize Moderator

[whatsonmedia]

Thursday Thrills: Summer Festival Extravaganza Starts Today!

July is here, and the festival season is in full swing! From music festivals to food festivals to cultural celebrations, there's something for everyone to enjoy this month. So step out into the sunshine, embrace the warm weather, and let the magic of July take you on a journey of discovery. Big Love Festival 14 – 16 July Big Love Festival is an independent music festival held in the beautiful hills of the Welsh Valleys. The festival is known for its eclectic lineup of live dance music, woodland discos, circus & cabaret, and street food. This year's lineup features some of the biggest names in electronic music, including DJ Marky ft LowQui, DJ Yoda, A-Skillz, The Orb, The Skints, and CVC. There will also be performances from Mad Apple Circus, Midnight Zu, Johnny Cage & The Voodoo Groove, Katalyst b2b Ransom, Natty Lou, Double A Side, Gene On Earth, Marc Parsons, Matt Owen, Tom Auton & Bottlebreakers, and Banshi. In addition to the music, Big Love Festival also offers a variety of other activities, such as yoga, workshops, and a silent disco. There is also a dedicated children's area, making Big Love Festival a great family-friendly event. If you're looking for a weekend of independent music, love, and laughter, then Big Love Festival is the perfect place for you. Tickets are on sale now, so don't miss out!Tickets & More Info> biglovefestival.co.uk Funk Up The Farm 14 – 17 July Back to the Future is a 3-day drum & bass rave festival in Kentisbury, North Devon. With a capacity of just 1,000 people, it's a small festival with a big heart. The lineup is stacked with some of the biggest names in the scene, and there will be no massive queues or walking for miles. Just three days of pure unadulterated rave. In addition to the music, Back to the Future will also have a variety of other activities, such as workshops, yoga, and a silent disco. There will also be a dedicated children's area, making Back to the Future a great family-friendly event. So if you're looking for a weekend of dancing, fun, and good vibes, then Back to the Future is the festival for you. Tickets are on sale now, so don't miss out!Tickets & More Info> funkupthefarm.com Soul Sessions Festival 15 July Soul Sessions Festival is a one-day dance party in the beautiful surroundings of Colesdale Farm in Hertfordshire. The festival is family-friendly and features a lineup of over forty artists playing house, tribal/soulful house, amapiano, and UK garage. The lineup for this year's festival is incredible, featuring some of the biggest names in the soul scene, such as Booker T, David Bailey, Groove Assassin, Kismet, Mark Radford, Masterstepz, Neil Pierce, DJ Spoony, Supa D Feat Cold Steps, Sy Sez, Wookie, Angie B, Antony Ranz, Buzzard, Carlos Aries, CKP, Mc Fro, Gemini, Gavin Peters, Lady T, Love Precious, Missfly, N:Fostell, Knowledge, Noushii D, Nse, Onyx Stone, Owen James, Paul Fist Funk, Petchy, Petite, Pivotal The Wizard, Secret Agent, Mc Snoops, Solly Brown, Teaser, Terminal 4, Tippa, Ubiquity, Wesley Jay, Wigman, and Dj Zigz. If you're looking for a day of dancing, fun, and good vibes, then Soul Sessions Festival is the perfect place for you. Tickets are on sale now, so don't miss out! Tickets & More Info> wearesoulsessions.com Beat-Herder 13 – 16 July Beat-Herder Festival is a popular music festival held in the Ribble Valley, Lancashire, England. It has been running since 2006 and has grown in popularity over the years, with a capacity of over 20,000 people in 2023. The festival has a diverse lineup of music artists, including Alison Goldfrapp, Bad Boy Chiller Crew, Bcuc, Cloonee, Confidence Man, Sarah Story, Dub Pistols, Stanton Warriors, Eats Everything, Ewan Mcvicar, Friction, Gardna, Gerd Janson, Hannah Laing, Have Mercy Las Vegas, Horace Andy & The Dub Asante Band, Seb Fontaine, Tall Paul, John Haycock, Jungle Brothers, Lf System, Pendulum, Peter Hook & The Light, K-Klass, Mr. Scruff, Bad, Skream, State Of Satta, Venbee, Wilkinson, and many more. In addition to the music, Beat-Herder Festival also has a variety of other activities, such as workshops, circus performances, and a silent disco. There is also a dedicated children's area, making Beat-Herder Festival a great family-friendly event. If you're looking for a weekend of music, fun, and good vibes, then Beat-Herder Festival is the perfect place for you. Tickets are on sale now, so don't miss out! Tickets & More Info> beatherder.co.uk Read the full article

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me and @twizzlebuzz ‘s attempt at making a transphobic cu meme better

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Mr. Krupp: C'mon I wasn’t that drunk. Ms. Ribble: You were flirting with Edith. Mr. Krupp: And? We’re dating, so what? Ms. Ribble: You asked her if she was single. Mr. Krupp: …? Ms. Ribble: She said yes.

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Ideas/Headcanons about the JHE Staff

Ms. Ribble is single with no kids and lives alone with her cats.

Ms. Anthrope and Mr. Fyde secretly have feelings for each other.

Every once in a while, when they need a break from their jobs, Mr. Meaner and his sister will switch places with each other and do each other’s jobs. So far, no one has noticed.

After “unburning the bridge” in season 3, Mr. Ree and his brother sometimes do toilet experiments just for fun.

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You Too Can Be a Hero! Over Thinking the Potential of Captain Underpants

Hey guys. So this is gonna be a random post for something that I’ve been thinking about for quite some time now. And it’s only now after I saw @jackie-sugarskull recently discuss how Mr. Meaner is somewhat nicer in season 3 along with @clownnoise bringing up how Meaner being the Jockbro Hero “Sergeant Boxers” is a parallel to Krupp being CU. This is something of a theme that I’ve thought of for the Captain Underpants series that I feel would be interesting to focus on if the series, whether movie or animated series, decided to take character development more seriously.

The theme in question? How teachers and faculty members can turn from heinous antagonists to admirable heroes.

With this theme, the focus wouldn’t be so much as the boys hypnotizing the faculty into become wacky heroes to save the day (although that would be a fun concept to explore) but more along the lines of figuring out why they’re teachers and faculty members at Jerome Horwitz in the first place. Considering their disdain for children and wanting to oppress and bully them, why would they pick that type of job in the first place? Dav Pilkey provides effective commentary in his books that explains how adults become these miserable, hyper-obsessed jerks who feel frustrated by their own dreary lives. And feel the need to lash out and take out that frustration on children as it’s the only viable outlet they have to feel some type of control in their lives. It’s a good explanation as to why there are jerk-hole teachers who are cruel and sadistic when it comes to teaching, but it doesn’t explain why they’re there to begin with. Not every teacher or faculty member has the exact same reason for taking that job, but wouldn’t being part of a school mean wanting to help children? Wouldn’t their prime motivation stem from wanting to teach children and help them grow? To make a difference in the world by inspiring the next generation? 

With this particular theme, the first thing in becoming a hero is to learn why they wanted to be a hero in the first place. So it would be interesting to learn more about the faculty members alongside Krupp, who has the most character depth out of the other members, and why and how they ended up as teachers to begin with. From here, we as the audience would see them less as one dimensional monsters who we want to see tarred, feathered and pelted with rotten eggs and tomatoes, but as real people that we see in real life or that we can relate to on a personal level. Each member would have their own reasons for taking the job and would question if it’s something they genuinely enjoy or if they’re better off leaving the job to pursue something else. And with so many teachers and faculty members at Jerome Horwitz (this isn’t even counting the ones from the books) there are tons of routes to go with whether they can discover their inner hero or not.

And there’s already been some groundwork regarding how the teachers have more depth if you consider the series. Throughout the episodes, we know more facts about the teachers/faculty we spend time with and how they’re more dimensional then they let on. Along with Mr. Meaner who displays alot of fun quirks, there’s also Miss Anthrope who has her moments of kindness throughout the series. While she mainly shows it to Krupp, it does she that she has the ability to grow and develop. And of course there’s Mr. Ree who is one of the few faculty members that the boys can turn to at times of crisis and has a cool and complicated past. He’s even willing to drop his experiments to help the kids with a camp play as the Bathroom Hero “Colonel Urinal”. If that doesn’t show how much he cares about kids then I don’t know what does. There’s also Jerry Citizen who became the Justice Hero “Judge JORTS” who proves to be incompetent at both teaching and crime fighting. And while he is a good guy at heart, neither of these professions suit him; this is reflected as we never see the guy after his episode debut. 

Along with fleshing out these characters and discovering who they are, what matters most in the end is that they remember why they became a teacher or a janitor or a secretary. What was that spark that made them want to take that job in that first place. Once they find it, they’d reignite their old passion and realize what they wanted to do in the first place. They’d make more of an effort to befriend their students and treat them with more compassion and understanding. 

The only problem with this theme would be that it would defy one of the core concepts of Captain Underpants. That concept being how children such as Dav himself often faced oppression and misery at the hands of teachers who either didn’t care about them or wanted to torment them for funsies. And we’ve seen this theme throughout all of the CU Books as there’s always mention of George and Harold having to put up with their school’s abusive bullying and apathy. Either they or the other students being made fun of or having to suffer because of the faculty. And while Dav’s personal narrative being reflected and parodied in his work is completely understandable and relatable, it is a narrative that needs to be tweaked and adjusted due to modern times.

While most school systems still suffer the same issues as in Dav’s era as a child (unappetizing cafeteria food, school bullying etc.) you can’t help but notice that teachers and faculty of today are making more of an effort to have a better relationship with the student body. They want to understand their students better, they are willing to help them with emotional issues at school or at home, they’re willing to change their curriculum to help a student understand it better and offer aid to students who have disorders like ADHD or autism. There’s been a positive change with the school faculty wanting to make school fun and safe for children. While the work may be hard and difficult, the teachers do care about them. Not to mention how this is briefly reflected in the Dog Man series where George and Harold get a new teacher Miss Chievess who is actually friendly with the boys and is making learning fun for them.

And that’s not to say that every teacher/fm will actually be good at their job or desire to help children. Some like Miss Ribble, who in her two seasons on screen and book appearances hasn’t displayed any positive character depth or quirky traits, can serve as examples of teachers who are just plain horrible and can’t be redeemed. They would remind us of what can become of a teacher who loses their way or genuinely enjoys tormenting kids. Naturally they would be called out for it by the narrative and would serve as a warning for both the kids to look out for teachers like Ribble and for the adults not to become Ribble.

To conclude, I feel that the theme of teachers/faculty reevaluating their reason for being at Jerome Horwitz and becoming heroes again would be fun to explore in the Captain Underpants series. Although it’s kind of unlikely that the show itself would delve in serious character development writing given it’s track record, I do feel that there’s alot of potential with this particular theme based on the modern era of children and their new relationship with school. I mean this whole series was founded on the idea of turning a cruel, vile-hearted principal into the lovable Waistband Hero “Captain Underpants”, so why not take it a step further and make them into heroes who don’t go away after being splashed with water?

And those are my two cents for the day. If you agree or disagree with anything I’ve said, or would like to mention something about this topic, you’re more than welcome to reblog this post with your thoughts.