#mrs. ribble

[karakt]

Staff party

[silentcartoonist2018]

Operation: Butter Up Mr. Krupp

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[the-evil-lovable-simp]

I worked really hard on this I made the sound as well, I Frankensteined it, it took me a while to make it, and I think it’s really funny

Also the Melvins didn’t use it on themselves they just did that

[booger-diaperlips]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. KRUPP!! :3

And April fools lmao

[secret-keeper-speaks]

i’m at my fathers workplace??? my father picked me up earlier than anticipated and all he’s revealed to me is that I have an appointment for something in his building at two o clock. he’s working at the moment, as usual, but I have to sit here in his office until the appointment.

[snugglebug-mj-blog]

Hugging them for the first time pt 2

Heartslabyul Dorm & Savanaclaw {some are short some arent}  {Riddle, Trey, Cater, Leona, and Ruggie)

Y/n has been at NRC for a while and she's never hugged anyone (besides grim) until today. Y/n took in a deep breath before walking out the door of the ramshackle dorm with grim on her shoulder. {ps y/n is pudgy since thats what i am)

Riddle Rosehearts: HUG!THIS!BOY! (pt2) This boy is hella touch starved (mrs. rosehearts me trey and Che'nya just want to talk with bats) ribble froze up almost as stiff as a tree before he slowly melted into y/ns arms. The warm y/n gave off made him feel safe in her hold. He stayed in her arms for a good minute before slowly backing away from her “thank you for the hug y/n but next time tell me i don't want to accidently collar you in a panic” riddle said straightening his tie y/n nodded before walking off.

Trey clover: Trey gives off the vibes that he doesn’t like to be touched so he’s one of the few y/n would ask before suddenly hugging. Trey was baking some tarts (surprise surprise) when y/n walked “afternoon y/n how are you this evening?” trey asked as he put the tray into the oven “i’m good i just had a quick question to ask you if that’s all right” y/n started as she played with the end of her shirt. Trey looked at her as he whipped his hands off “of course you can! Is someone messing with you?” trey asked in his big brother voice y/n just chuckled slightly before shaking her head no “No big brother” she started with a tease which trey smiled before waiting for her to continue with her question “i wanted to ask if i could hug you. Nothings wrong! I’m just in a hugging mood” y/n said trey was shocked before chuckling “of course!” he said with a smile holding his arms out y/n was shocked for a second before smiling and quickly ran into his arms. He smelled like pastries and his hug was nice and softly tight. “Don’t ever be afraid to ask me for a hug just make sure i’m not holding anything before the hug though” he said with a smile as he pulled away y/n nodded before running off.

Cater Diamond: To find him just go to his live and there you go he’s sitting in the garden. Once y/n got to cater he just turned off the live and the next thing cater knew someone was hugging him. Cater looked down to see y/n which made him smile brightly before hugging her back “thank you y/n i really needed that” he whispered. Before cater could pull away Y/n took out her phone and smiled as she took a picture of them still hugging. “Here you go. Don’t post it till tomorrow though” y/n said as she sent the picture to him he nodded before walking off. Cater smiled before pulling out his phone and pulling up the picture.

Leona Kingscholar: Bold of you but also hug this lion. He just getting up in botanical garden when he heard y/n coming towards him “ herbivore” he said looking at y/n as she got closer to him, a soon as her arms wrapped around him he grunted, he looked down at her before wrapping one arm over her “how bold of you herbivore to run into the arms of a carnivore. You best be prepared for it all” he voice filled with smugness “bring it lazy bones” y/n said with a smile looking up at him. Leona huffed “maybe later i’m still sleepy” as he let her go and walked away but for the rest of the day leona was in a better mood.

Ruggie Bucchi: Be warned he might try to steal your wallet or food as a joke (95% of the time). Ruggie was just leaving sams shop when y/n suddenly came up to him and hugged him. At first he thought he was getting robbed then relaxed it was y/n “what was that for? I was about to bite you! Warn me next time!” ruggie huffed with a pout y/n just laughed before putting a chocolate donut in his mouth (where did the donut come from? magic). Y/n handed ruggie the donuts before running off ruggie just smiled and shock his head he never refused free food explicitly donuts and explicitly from one of his friends.

[agreatartist1]

Melvinborg

I Was Thinking That He Was One Of My Earliest (And All-Time) Favorite Characters In Netflix. He First Showed Up As The Superintendent That Erica Said In Episode 12 (Season 1). He Became A Traitor To George And Harold Because He Found Melvin At The End Of The Episode, Trusted Him That He Will Go The "Super Smart School Of His Dreams" (Says George At The EP12 Recap) And Furthermore, Fires Mr. Krupp & Expells The Boys So He Can Stay At Jerome Horwitz Elementary School. Before He Stayed, He Tells The Boys To "Rearrange The Letters To Find My True Identity" (Superintendent Himself). As The Boys Rearranged, They Found A Minor New Character In The Show. As He Shows His "Awful" (Harold, S2 EP4) Look, The Boys Didn't Know He Had One (Which Is Being Held Again At The 5-Year Anniversary). In The S2 Credits, The Character's Name Is Undeniable. An Evil Cyborg Melvin From The Future Named Melvinborg (Full Name "Melvinborg Richard Sneedly"). He Invents The Teachertrons (Which Are Robots Whose Inventor Is A Robot) (Episode 1), The BNA-In-You 2000, The You-Want-Size-With-That 2000 (Which Is His Final Invention Along With Melvin), and so on. He was left by George and Harold trying to get Mr. Krupp back (Episode 2), didn't agree to meet him, and horrifyingly turns to a bee, which after he accidentally shooted Ms. Ribble (Episode 3). He asked Mr. Krupp to insert his Rank Tank 2000, became the judge of the "Advancimal" competition, extracted the bag of the lawn mower, and instantly knocked out by Poopacabra (Formerly Ratrick) (Episode 4). Eight Episodes Later, He Took The 4th Graders To His Tricky Final Exam, "Courtesy of this relevant comic". And An Episode Later After that, He turned to a hovercraft and Finally, No one else surely knew that he perished (but Mr. Krupp was happy to see him gone and to be principal again).

Further Reading (Read Their Descriptions):

[warrior-of-waistbands]

anyway here's a whole bunch of miscellaneous lore notes on that toh thing I've been spitballing in between doodles

George, Harold, Melvin

- Both of Melvin's parents are in the potions coven, which is what spurred Melvin to take an interest in potions in the first place

- Not all of the kids in the boys' grade have palismen yet. George, Harold, and Melvin already have theirs because they're all just that Skilled. George actually qualified for his palisman first, but he insisted on waiting until Harold was ready too so they could get theirs together.

- George and Harold have the same desire — to never lose their creative spark — and that's what Crackers and Sulu both latched onto. I imagine they each have their own reasons for choosing George and Harold respectively but that's a fun little mystery.

- Melvin says his desire is to become a great witch, but Danderella's the only one who knows what he really wants

obligatory Krupp family notes

- Ben used to have a huge interest in bard magic when he was a kid before he forced himself into beastkeeping for practicality's sake. Maybe he used to work in wrangling loose animals before he became a teacher?

- I'm kinda intrigued by the idea of Jasper being a covenless witch?? Not technically a wild witch, but he keeps putting off joining a coven. He says it's because of indecision but really it's because he's secretly against the coven system.

- Kipper is studying beastkeeping, though. Maybe beastkeeping is a Krupp family tradition?

the whole "Cap situation....."

- George and Harold legitimately didn't intend to curse Krupp. The spell they used on him was only supposed to hypnotize him for a little while...... but then it turned out that that "spell" was actually a powerful curse that suppresses free will.

- The curse overrides the effects of the victim's sigil in order to make their magic more accessible to the one controlling them

- Eventually the boys figure out how to switch him back and forth (turns out bard magic applies really well to the whole snapping dynamic) but now they have to deal with the problem of reversing the curse

- Cap, meanwhile, is just thrilled to find himself in a world where life-threatening monster attacks are just a normal part of every day life

- Krupp doesn't know he's cursed, but he has noticed that his magic has started to act up lately.....

other stuff

- Mr. Fyde is a plants instructor and Mr. Meaner surprises everyone by being in potions. Guess why they're in their respective covens >:3

- Ribble I think I want to put in oracle also for reference reasons, but Anthrope is the one I'm stuck on. Beastkeeping would be kinda funny but ???? IDK

- Edith's potion coven sigil may be fake, but her skill with potions is very much real

- Also, neither Edith nor Ree have palismen, which most other faculty agree is.....odd.....for witches their age........

[pinkiemeowstic89]

Captain Wukong (Underpants): The First Epic Movie Cast

(Inspired by similar posts from @sundove88 and @thehyperrequiem )

TJ Detweiler (Recess) as George Beard

Penn Zero (Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero) as Harold Hutchins (A/N: This is mainly because Harold and Penn are both voiced by Thomas Middeditch)

Aqua Leader Archie (Pokémon) as Principal Benjamin Krupp

Sun Wukong (LEGO Monkie Kid) as Captain Underpants

Dr Buttocks (Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures) as Professor Poopypants

Ronaldo (Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil) as Melvin Sneedly

Elite Four Rika (Pokémon) as Edith the Lunch Lady

Doug Funnie (Doug) as Tommy the Boy in the Locker

Zoey Howzer (The Proud Family) as the Girl Who Thought Mr Fyde was Dead

Molly McGee (The Ghost and Molly McGee) as the World Peace Girl

Olympia (Pokémon) as Ms Dayken

Oleana (Pokémon) as Ms Ribble

Giovanni (Pokémon) as Mr Rected

Larry (Pokémon) as Mr Fyde

Le Mime (Xiaolin Showdown) as Street Mime

Mr Garr (OK KO: Let's Be Heroes) as Officer McPiggly

Professor (Hailey's On It!) as the Nobel Prize Moderator

[whatsonmedia]

Thursday Thrills: Summer Festival Extravaganza Starts Today!

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CU Epilogue AU Chapter 2-The Red Ring

Chapter 2-The Red Ring

Mr. Krupp was tired.

He ended up getting home late at around 10pm and woke up at around 9am. The alarm on his potato alarm clock ended up completely broken. Hours were spent looking for an ideal gift for Edith on his smartphone, but all were in vain. Sadly, it wasn’t like he was able to play hooky. Otherwise, he would be spending the day going into town, shopping for a gift. 

Mr. Krupp ended up skipping his inbox and headed straight for his office where he sat on his chair and slammed his head down on the desk. Reid had been waiting in the office the whole time reading her little book with a custom trident cover. 

“Late again, I see?” She said, “You took so long I ended up having my third cup of decaf.”

“Yeah…”

“You look tired…again,” said Reid, examining the principal up and down.

“Well I wouldn’t be so tired if I wasn’t drinking decaf!” He shouted. “Is that stupid coffee maker fixed yet?”

“Still undergoing maintenance.”

“Then did you at least bring me instant coffee that’s actually regular??”

“Sorry, that’s all the coffee for today. You’d have to make a new carafe” 

Mr. Krupp raised his head. “Oh yeah, I brought th’potato clock for ya t’fix. Can ya do me a solid?”

“Um…Of course.” Reid cleared her throat and took the clock. The potato looked about three times the size of a regular potato and it actually took two hands for her to pick it up. 

“Thanks, Reid,” Krupp mumbled.

“Yeah, well, as stimulating as this conversation is, I have work to do and it looks like you have sleep to cut into your responsibilities, so I’m gonna go…bye!”

Mr. Krupp didn’t notice Reid leave, his eyelids growing heavier by the second. Just as soon as he was about to pass out… WHAM! His head hit the desk, violently waking him up.

Grumbling angrily to himself, he got up and stomped his way towards the teacher’s lounge where he passed by Mr. Meaner and Ms. Ribble. There was a strong aroma of coffee in the air, he had hoped it meant that somebody made more coffee and used regular coffee grounds. It was up until he overheard Mr. Meaner and Ms. Ribble that he knew that the smell was a trap.

“For being a sixth grader, Reid’s quite the coffee yeah-yeah-yeah connoisseur.” Said Mr. Meaner

“I know!” Exclaimed Ms. Ribble. “I’ve never seen such a large variety of decaf!”

Mr. Krupp didn’t exactly get the whole hype around everybody switching to decaf. He just wanted something regular to wake him up. As he scrounged about the coffee cabinet all he could find was Arabica Decaf, Columbia Decaf, Incredibly Expensive Blue Mountain Decaf, Breakfast Blend Decaf, Lunch Blend Decaf, Hot Cocoa, Lavender Tea…

“Why isn’t there any regular coffee?” Mr. Krupp whined.

“There’s Instant Avocado Tea in the back of the cupboard,” said Ms. Ribble. 

“Does it have enough caffeine to wake me up?” 

“I don’t think there’s caffeine in yeah-yeah-yeah avocados,” said Mr. Meaner.

“Then why was it invented in the first place?” 

Nobody knows.

…………………………….

The bell rang for the end of First Period. Students were frantically scrambling about to get to their next class especially with Mr. Krupp patrolling the halls. There was something different about him. Everybody did notice that he was dragging his feet slightly, but they were too afraid of his particularly grumpy expression to let their guard down. 

Even though it was just about to be 10am, Mr. Krupp was just about done with his day.

He suddenly noticed a glint in the corner of his eye.

A ring.

A red ring. In the middle of the hallway.

A lightbulb went off and his heart started to beat faster. 

Maybe…just maybe…could it be….

Before he could finish the thought, Krupp quickly cupped the ring in his hands as he saw one student—he couldn’t tell who—peek out the classroom. A quick scowl managed to scare them away.

As soon as he was alone again, Krupp made a run for it into his office and slammed the door behind him.

His heart was pounding. This ring was clearly a sign. A sign that it was time to level up his relationship…

From the date-zone….into the engagement-zone. (He’s positive that the current generation is using that term but isn’t quite sure…)

He was smiling so hard that his cheeks almost started to cramp up. He was so giddy that he couldn’t stop jumping around in his office and not garner attention from Ms. Anthrope. His chair wouldn’t stop squeaking from the sheer amount of times he spun himself on it.

He could almost foresee himself and Edith signing the wedding papers at Town Hall.

But then he slapped himself and took a deep breath to calm himself down. This was WAY too good to be true.

On one hand, it’s a bit too early, isn’t it? This ought to be something best saved for the big Fifth Anniversary next year, right? It’s only a year away, after all. But on the other hand, his relationship may as well be down the toilet if nothing changes soon. Edith is bound to be equally as thrilled as he felt when he found the ring. So this is his big chance to change things up! So what if he’s unprepared to commit to this? His relationship is on the line! This was the big break he was looking for!

Then again this ring in particular was too small to fit on her finger. And getting a proper, pricey engagement ring within the day on the budget he has may be next to impossible to obtain. What if she said ‘no’? That would be hundreds of dollars wasted.

Then again—-

“Principal Krupp?”

“AAHH!!” Krupp exclaimed, accidentally throwing the ring in the air, not noticing where it went.

Edith had stopped by the office again.

“Edith! You…you came here early.” He said, quickly as he looked around the room searching for the ring. 

“I actually came in earlier, but you weren’t here. Then I heard you probably overslept.”

“Just a fluke, won’t happen again” he poked his head up from looking in the file cabinets.

“Oh, thank goodness. I almost thought you were sick or somethin’. But look at you, all excited and everything.”

“Y-yeah me too!” Krupp’s answer didn’t quite make any sense, but Edith brushed it off.

“Actually,” Edith pipped in. “You look kinda busy. I’ll come by later with some avocado toast!”

Krupp screeched to a halt and walked up to her. “Do you by any chance have it now?” He asked with anticipation.

Edith pulled out a brown bag with Krupp’s name on it. “You know me!”

Krupp graciously accepted the bag with even greater anticipation and pulled out a toast slathered with his beloved guacamole. It even had a sunny side egg on top of it! 

“It’s the least I can do since you’re the one who made the reservation for the restaurant.”

Krupp stopped before eating the first bite of his toast and started sweating again. Oh yeah! The reservations! He thought.

Krupp immediately started ushering Edith out the door. “Well, I guess we oughta get some of our work done. I got soooo many phone calls to make today!”

“R-right!” Edith answered promptly while exiting the door.. “I-I’ll leave you to it! See ya later!”

The door slammed shut, and Krupp let out a sigh. 

“GAAHH! HOW COULD I FORGET TO MAKE THE RESERVATIONS!!” He shouted as he quickly ran to his desk and dialed the number for It’s Amore!

“H-hello? I’d like to make a reservation for tonight. Yes around 6?”

He then sat down on his chair, where suddenly…

*CRUNCH!*

Mr. Krupp jumped up in the air and looked back at his seat. It was the ring. He abruptly dropped the phone back onto the receiver and examined his ring from all sides. There was a slight crack at the top and noticed the sides had barely legible letters that he couldn’t make out.

“Oh good, it’s not that broken” He sighed in relief. At least it’s just a substitute and not the real thing.

Upon closer examination, he noticed there was something oddly familiar about this ring. 

No.

He might have seen this exact one before, ages ago, but he can’t remember when. He could have seen it on a cereal box or inside a capsule toy dispenser. Or it could be one of those superhero rings they sell at comic book stores (not that he knows for sure).

Mr. Krupp looked intensely at the top of the unfortunately cracked face. But he couldn’t quite remember when he last saw a little red ring like this.

He ended up gripping the ring a bit tighter until…

*CLICK*

The ring’s spiral started to move and emit sparks.

Startled, Krupp threw the ring away. The ring bounced once with a CLACK and then started to hover above his desk, slowly orienting its face towards Krupp’s eyes, and finally fired a big red flash.

Krupp reflexively covered his eyes but they were still stinging from having seen something so bright. As he reopened his eyes, he saw that the ring was projecting a sort of glowing red, wobbly, spiral cone at him. 

“Ok, so this toy has a gimmick,” the principal thought out loud. “Kinda weird, but no biggie. I just got to…”

Krupp rubbed his eyes again and realized that his whole office was melting away. The door. The cactus plant he placed on a shelf in the far corner. His accolades on the wall, even the clock on the wall behind him.

He then noticed that his desk was sinking into the floor and with a step backward, Mr. Krupp realized his foot was stuck in something like quicksand. He struggled to get out, but he kept sinking even faster. He reached out to his desk and clung on for his life hoping to stay afloat.

Above his head was the ring, still projecting the spiral at him. Mr. Krupp instinctively figured that this whole fiasco is happening because of this stupid toy. So he tried to grab it.

But he kept missing. Again and again. Krupp couldn’t tell where the ring was even though he was staring right at it. Again and again, his hand kept missing the ring as he felt like he was swiping right through it. He was starting to feel dizzy and even more drowsy at the same time. Again and again, he cried for help from Ms. Anthrope only to realize that he couldn’t hear his own voice. Again and again and again, the ring remained out of reach. Still he tried clawing at the air, hoping that everything was a nightmare, even as everything faded to black.

………………..

He didn’t realize this, but this whole mess actually had been a dream, right from when the ring first flashed into his eyes. 

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me and @twizzlebuzz ‘s attempt at making a transphobic cu meme better

[incorrectcumovieandshowquotes]

Mr. Krupp: C'mon I wasn’t that drunk. Ms. Ribble: You were flirting with Edith. Mr. Krupp: And? We’re dating, so what? Ms. Ribble: You asked her if she was single. Mr. Krupp: …? Ms. Ribble: She said yes.

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Ideas/Headcanons about the JHE Staff

Ms. Ribble is single with no kids and lives alone with her cats.

Ms. Anthrope and Mr. Fyde secretly have feelings for each other.

Every once in a while, when they need a break from their jobs, Mr. Meaner and his sister will switch places with each other and do each other’s jobs. So far, no one has noticed.

After “unburning the bridge” in season 3, Mr. Ree and his brother sometimes do toilet experiments just for fun.