#mr. provider

[hoseoksluna]

— ☁️. i just wanna thank namjoon,

for this pic his team posted bc it fits perfectly the fic that i’m writing rn and i’m biting my knuckles and smoking my cig extra hard trying to STAY ALIVE

yeah, it’s gonna be in the banner

namjoon is a daddy that provides! always!

[solomonara]

Mrs. Sandwich, a seamstress (Good Omens Season 2)

and

The Seamstresses' Guild (Discworld)

(Men at Arms)

(Men at Arms)

(The Fifth Elephant)

[ratatatastic]

If you could be anyone of your teammates who would it be and why? Panthers Cut.

[dammjamboy]

forgot to ever post this here but i had the most fucked dream the other night and i had to draw it

[ravxe3n]

quick low effort post because i can

professor morris ashley with brown hair and blonde roots because i headcanon him to be a natural blonde (he constantly dyed it brown back in 2007)

[mr-babish-the-bunny]

We can, in fact, cohabitate.

He's so unbothered, my good boy 🥰

She's showing him some playful behaviour now instead of just being nervous of him.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

hey guys! just dropped him to say that charles xavier is a screamer in bed wait what who said that omg!!!

obligatory mention of charles xavier's soundproofed walls is Obligatory

[kindafooey]

Oh oh also in addition to calling a well-known banker a tax evader, here's some more absolutely unhinged things to say in a bank-sponsored interview that Mr Käärijä very much said in the Aktia webinar:

When asked about his first debit card - a service provided by banks - he said that switching to using a card instead of actual cash he could physically hold and measure in his hand messed with his sense of how much value money holds, implying it as one of the root causes for the irresponsible financial decisions in his youth

He also off-handedly called pension funds - also a service provided by banks, and a huge source of profit for them too - a scam and straight up told young listeners that if they ever invest in one, they're never going to see that money again

[doodlyreone]

Guess who's the mf who's making au and fanarts from a ponytown rp with a dearest friend once more??????

IT'S ME!!!!!!

I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKERRRR!!!!!!!!!

Demon'oHuntin AU

Charlie "Nephew of the Top Ranked Demon Slayer" Dompler is forced into the field, right after his uncle becomes missing. Before he accepted the recruitment of a certain Mr. Boss, he tested his summoning and banishing skills... in his own home. All ingredients are improv'd, incantations are definitely butchered and the only thing he is 100% sure of is the runes and the ritual circle (he have done it time and time again since he was young after all).

Sure, he had seen demons firsthand before so to see one is not surprising if the ritual succeed, but you see, he never summoned one himself. He fully believes he'd just end up empty-handed and give up his dreams and live like a normal critter. So to see one, right in the middle of his room, he can't help but stagger-

When Pim phrases it that way, Charlie can't help but be deeply flustered and unsettled help him-

This dumbass doesn't know how to banish the demon and now Pim is binded to him. That's alright since Pim actually yearns to live a mortal life. Hell, he's even keen to show Charlie the ropes on how to be a proper demon hunter... of course, with a few cheeky tricks and pranks here and there haha.

Allan sure does love his coffee in the mortal realm. Angels are not allowed to have coffee in heavennnn. It's because of the caffeineeee-uh

[fisheito]

So I was looking at waiter Yakumo and noticed that he had wavy hair. His hair straight normally so who was the one who curled his hair? DOES KLEIN EVEN HAVE CURLING IRONS???? Anyways all of this is to say please imagine Eiden helping Yakumo get ready and that involves putting those old timey curlers in Yakumo's hair before he went to bed so he can have curls the next morning

uhdisomFINMF u are making me IMAGINE!!!!!! yakumo about to apply for the job and wondering if he should present himself a certain way eiden going ;))) you look sexy with your hair pushed back ;))) (but before yakumo can stutter out his embarrassment) eiden gives him the very encouraging "but for real i think you look great as you are!! <3" then aster crashes onto the scene and announces that he will not have his servants treasured colleagues looking anything less than PEAK presentable!!!!! *whips out the old timey pink hair curlers*

[manforsale]

cishet men always going on about oh I’m the provider I provide well why don’t you PROVIDE a woman with an orgasm for once

[k-wame]

the tumblr-what? going viral you mean? can we just celebrate another culturally impactful entry into the thrilling psychosexual gothic tradition? it's a big space

[tinyfishtits]

this is quickly turning into a red dead photography blog oop

[mewniemoon]

You pick up Five Pebbles and chuck him into the nearest wall (lovingly) (Its okay he's having fun)

[pro-prin-prinny]

"Does Mr. Beast torturing people cancel out his charity work?"

[threemothsinsweaters]

The urge to write a mr qi x male farmer fic is so strong rn its unbelievable

But I know that at most one person will read it so the attention will be like... Minimal

And also I'm known for writing fics the length of over 100k words so I don't know if I should commit to something that has a small chance to consume my life for the next month

Hm