#mr love ike fanfiction

[hatsune]

ten ppl id like to get to know better,

i was tagged by @mi-spark tysm ♡

last song: phases - autograf remix / alma, french montana, autograf fav color: pink, blue ! last book: a book from work i had to train with ! last movie: cant remember what one exactly but ik it was a horror movie last tv show: arrested development sweet/savory/spicy: spicy ! relationship status: single & not looking for hookups lol im getting old bro im tryn to settle down last thing i searched: an address for work bc i gotta correct those things on the silly little labels ! current obsession: stardew valley, technology, hatsune miku, panera bread salads to name a few 😩 looking forward to: black friday (even tho im working) & the weekend bc i wanna treat myself to new boots !! and my fav perfume favorite drink: coffeeeeeee. i do like carbonated drinks too, like shirley temple, seltzer, etc. and ofc water song playing on loop in your head 24/7: mr sandman / the lifted, ashliann but it can be any song tbh current fav character: hatsune miku. ahehe :3c fun activity you would like to get into: ummm . idk i feel like urbex would b fun ? last video game: stardew valley last comic/graphic novel: i cant remember the name, but it was online & abt a young woman who was turned into a side character in a novel (the type of novels/fanfiction she writes iirc) who ends up marrying one of the main character's 3 love interests. it was cute n funny

tagging @galariangengar @dekarios @vanguard & whoever else wants to do it !! id tag more but my brain is tired n these tumblies are off the top of my head ok ? ok ! @_@

[rumalumasuns]

Living in a Fairy Tale

What would you do or say to the person you love? Choose a quote and get a fairytale. It's as simple as that.

I do hope you enjoy your journey~

! - All works are purely fictional, and are fanfictions! All vtubers used do not belong to me (obviously - they're from the Nijisanji company!). All fairy tales and stories mentioned do not belong to me either lol. Also release times are all in PST!

𝙸𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐

"Each day I love you more, today more than yesterday, and less than tomorrow" (Rosemonde Gerard) - With Shu Yamino (Shu Yamino - release 1/16/23)

"I love you for all that you are, all that you have been, and all that you will be" (unknown) - With Alban Knox (Alban Knox - release 1/24/23)

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝙰𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎

"I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect, and I loved you even more." (Angelita Lim) - With Ver Vermillion (Ver Vermillion - Coming Soon~!)

"You're the first boy I ever kissed, and I want you to be the last" (unknown) - With Ike Eveland (Ike Eveland - release after Hiatus)

"To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you are the world" (Dr. Seuss) - With Ren Zotto (Ren Zotto - release after Hiatus)

𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚋𝚢𝚜𝚜…𝚋��𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐

"You are the finest, loveliest, tenderest, and most beautiful person I have ever known - and even that is an understatement" (F. Scott Fitzgerald) - With Uki Violeta (Uki Violeta - release 3/16/23)

"You're not just another person, you're the love of my life" (unknown) - With Yugo Asuma (Yugo Asuma - release after Hiatus)

"I choose you. And I'll choose you over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I'll keep choosing you" (unknown) - With Sonny Brisko (Sonny Brisko - Coming Soon~!)

"When you love someone, you love the person as they are, and not as you'd like them to be" (Leo Tolstoy) - With Fulgur Ovid (Fulgur Ovid - release after Hiatus)

𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝙸𝚗 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎

"That's what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you're not so lovable." (Deb Caletti) - With Vox Akuma (Vox Akuma - release April)

"Lots of people want to ride with you in a limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down" (Oprah Winfrey) - With Luca Kaneshiro (Luca Kaneshiro - release after Hiatus)

" I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone" (J.R.R Tolkein)- With Aster Arcadia (Aster Arcadia - release after Hiatus)

"Respect yourself, love yourself, because there has never been a person like you and there never will be again" (Osho) - With Kyo Kaneko (Kyo Kaneko - release after Hiatus)

𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚈𝚘𝚞

"We accept the love we think we deserve." (Stephen Chbosky) - With Hex Haywire (Hex Haywire - release after Hiatus)

"'I trust you' is a better compliment than 'I love you', because you may not always trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust" (unknown) - With Mysta Rias (Mysta Rias - release after Hiatus)

"I love you, and I'll love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then." (Cassandra Clare) - With Doppio Dropscythe (Doppio Dropscythe - release after Hiatus)

𝙼𝚢 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝙼𝚢 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚘

"I promise to handle your heart with care and treasure it with love." (Mr. Senti) - With Vezalius Bandage (Vezalius Bandage - release after Hiatus)

"I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I'm with you." (Elizabeth Barrett Browning) - With Vantacrow Bringer (Vantacrow Bringer - release after hiatus)

"You had me at 'hello'." (Jerry Maguire) - With Yu Q. Wilson (Yu Q. Wilson - release after hiatus)

𝙼𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚛

"Love starts as a feeling, but to continue is a choice; and I find myself choosing you more and more every day." (Justin Welch) - With Claude Clawmark (Claude Clawmark - release after hiatus)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The End~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hope you enjoyed your journey! Come back sometime <3

[sillylovesongsk]

Has anyone ever thought that the reason why we love Heartstopper so much is because it’s so refreshing to see healthy, pure and affirming queer relationships?

This is what I longed for growing up as part of the LGBTQ+ community. I longed to see healthy relationships on TV because all I wanted was a healthy and accepting environment in my life (since books and media were my constant escape and refuge). Growing up with Queer As Folk, The L World, ATWT (Luke/Noah), Hollyoaks, Skins and even Glee made me think that this was what I was bound for in my teenage/adult life… full of toxic relationships and unsafe environments.

It’s so nice to see that this is what the next generation is getting, that they’re getting to see acceptance and patience at its fullest. Even if the heteronormative society we lived in deprived many of us from having this kind of beautiful young queer intimacy and experience (yeah ik, we have nostalgia and we’re mourning), we should still acknowledge the fact that things are getting better for future generations. I’m just so happy for all the queer young people that get to have this positive experience, and how this positive LGBTQ+ representation that’s happening, will change so many lives.

I cry tears of joy because we get to see more of that patient and accepting mentality from Charlie (when it comes to coming out) and none of that “if you love me, you will not hide me” mentality that was so frequently seen in media and so present in many queer relationships.

Also, it’s comforting that Nick really cares about Charlie and wants to protect him, not by being Charlie’s superhero or savior with a fixing mission, but just by being patient and allowing Charlie to open up to him… giving him space to fully let him in on his own time. Not by telling him “you need to stop doing this, you need to stop hurting yourself”, but telling him “can you promise to tell me if it ever gets that bad again?”. Which makes me think he knows that he won’t be able to fully stop it (because that’s how it is with people that have disorders and depression, it doesn’t help for people to force us to just “get better and not hurt ourselves”), but he knows he can be there for him to make the path to recovery or stability easier.

Seeing the slow and patient way in which Tara and Darcy allowed each other to open up, and not leave at the first sign of “trouble” but tackled it through open communication makes me happy.

The way they handled the relationship between Mr. Farouk and Mr. Ayaji was on point, exemplifying perfectly how you can still have nice first-time experiences at any point in your life, regardless of you realizing that you were queer later in life.

It makes me cry (sometimes happy tears and sometimes sad tears) when I see most of the parents being a safe place for their children and allowing them to trust in them because of that safe environment they’ve created.

While writing this I realized that the reason why I’ve read so much fanfiction since I was very young (8 yo, that’s nearly 20 years now) is because we got to create and read these stories where we imagined safe and healthy relationships that we didn’t get to live and see in real life or media most of the time. I think the reason I love Heartstopper so much is because of how similar it is to any of those wholesome fanfics that I took refuge in back when I was younger and living in the closet.

It has everything I wished to have back then and everything I wish to have at one point in life:

Family fully accepting you

Healthy and safe family (non-chosen and chosen family)

Partner being patient and supportive

Protecting those you love

Open communication that I’ve always craved for in all relationships in my life (romantic and platonic)

Giving light and acknowledgment to the struggles each character lives but not making it their whole personality (because we’re more than those struggles… something I’ve come to learn after so many years in therapy. I’ve suffered domestic abuse, bullying, depression, anxiety, EDs, among so many other things my whole life and I’m more than all of that and it isn’t my whole personality).

I just think that these are some of the reasons why we love Heartstopper as much as we do. What do you all think?

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

I have quite a few hang ups with Come Morning Light, the hunger games au I posted one chapter for back in November and have yet to update.

The first and foremost personal challenge is the fact that I, PCE, a certified Angst Wimp, am gonna have to kill off sooooo many of my faves. Like Hunger Games has some dark ass subject matter, kids forced to kill each other. I’m struggling with that, especially with what I have planned for Craig.

Along that same line, it’s gonna be a HUGE cast of characters, which I’ve had difficulty with in the past, it’s one of the reasons I primarily operate in oneshots. I love a good The Gangs All Here fic, but fleshing out 20+ characters is HARD. Bc a fluffy 2k word oneshot of Stan and Kyle in an awkward meet cute where there’s maybe one other character (usually kenny lmfao I’m a creature of habit) is a WHOLE different animal than a multicharacter multichapter. That’s something I had to figure out recently with TWITR, and character introduction held me up a lot in ATLCTS.

Okay this one may seem really inconsequential to a lot of people, but one thing I didn’t think about when developing this concept was the fact that there’s not really away for me to get around Stan eating meat lmao that’s one thing that over my time writing sp fanfiction has become ESSENTIAL to me characterizing that boy. I’ll probably just have him make a comment about how he could never kill animals himself WHICH BRINGS ME TO:

Kyle as our Katniss character. So if you’re familiar with my bs, every time I write Kyle, he’s inherently less angry until it’s called for, he’s very idealistic in his worldview and it takes something actually really pissing him off for him to snap. This is NOT gonna be the case here!!! This boy is ANGRY BY DEFAULT, the worlds out to get him? fuck the world right back! Plus, the entire story is gonna be from his perspective, bc I love writing Kyle, but it’s gonna take all my willpower not to turn him into my usual empathetic to a fault sweet people loving Kys.

Also, I usually tend to leave the adults mostly out of my stuff, but they’re gonna play quite the role in this. We got Garrison as Haymitch, Big Gay Al as Effie, fuckin Mr Slave as Cinna. I’ve never even WRITTEN the three of them. The dynamics gonna be fun tho.

Ofc there’s the problem of it being an adaptation too. There’s a fine line between just replacing hg characters with sp names and copying the plot, as opposed to making it your own. I do have some plot changes planned, but this is an issue I faced with We’re Gonna Sing It Even So, and that almost led me to abandon that fic when I felt like I was just plagiarizing Hadestown.

Also I’m not planning to adapt more than the first book. I reallllly couldn’t handle Kenny taking out Ike with his trap in the third one.

BUT!!! This won’t be abandoned, it’ll just be slow going!!! Ya wanna know the main reason?

Because the first idea I had for CML (other than Kyle volunteering for his little brother) was STAN AND KYLE IN THE FUCKING CAVE SCENES. A major change is that both of them are already deeply down bad, but those scenes??? Yeah no one’s playing for the cameras. I wanna fuck Stan up in the arena so bad lmfao that boy is my original sp whump muse and NATURALLY Kyle taking care of him I love that shit. Girl we gonna GET that prosthetic leg the movies left out (Ship In A Bottle Stan moment, I love that fic btw) as the Style Injury Dealer, I MUST deliver.

So, yeah, if anyone’s down, I’ll eventually pick it back up lmao.

[thesungod]

ok so I took a peek into TSATS and I see what u all mean when u say its out of character 😭 like, a lot of the narrative IS relative to various characters and such, like Nico's trauma, overcoming it, other things I haven't read yet, but the way it's written, and the way the characters go about portraying it... it doesn't even feel like Rick picked up a pen and wrote it. like, obviously he did, but you just can just tell the co-author really took the lead on this one.

like -

Nico thought Mr D looked like he was about to explode from excitement, and it was honestly a complete delight.

since when the fuck does this man smile 🤨 like yes, obviously he's a fully sentient being with emotions and shit. ik he feels happiness, he just expresses it differently, and this just seems so... forced? it's less the grumpy-lovable but still an asshole Mr D we all know and kinda love, but more-so a diluted version of him? like someone comparing a stick figure to a Van Gogh piece. it just don't work 😭

‘My two favourite demigods have returned,’ he said, and he held his arms open and embraced both of them at the same time.

this man hugs??? like, his kids and wife / lovers, sure. but he's like the most demigodphobic person ever 😭 he'd be the person to let the other hug him, pat him on the bag, scowl and say "yeah-yeah" and then shove them off. like??? (at least in my brain he is)

‘Favourite?’ Will said into Mr D’s armpit. ‘I thought you didn’t even like demigods.’ (SAME 🥴)

and then he goes on to say "fuck all u, but like, u 2 least of all" so that's pretty in character for the most part, but still

like this book don't look bad by any means, it just feels... offshade. off white to white? 1st cousins. expectation v reality. a Van Gogh baby vs an actual baby (google them, they're horrifying)

but yeah, no hate to the book, it just doesn't feel like Rick even touched it, yk? and I haven't even read a single chapter. that was me skimming to see what the fuss was about 😭 and what's up with some of the books using these quotes '' instead of ""??? it's so hard to read.

anon i’m so sorry i completely forgot to get this ask out of my drafts even if it was answered!!

i hope you’re still around!!

and i 100% agree, after reading tcotg i’m convinced rick riordan didn’t- touch tsats with a ten foot pole.

i was very willing to give him the benefit of the doubt and say the book was a team effort when it came out but there’s simply no way that’s the case. my man lied. the writing style is so different and the interpersonal relationships between characters feel so off😭

don’t get me started about the humor because tcotg had its flaws but it was literally laugh-out-loud funny in some moments. had the difference been written on purpose- like, the authors wanting to characterise Nico and Will as kinda lame people- that could have been an interesting choice (i maintain my headcanon that Nico is only ever unintentionally funny), but i really doubt it was.

and why would Mr D hug and smile and coddle Nico and Will like… it’s giving self indulgent fanfiction where everyone adores the author’s favourite character. which, i mean, if you’ve ever read my Apollo fics you know that I get it, but a published book should be held to a higher standard imo!!!

tsats did not have to be a masterpiece but it was too OOC for me to enjoy.

still, i’d advise you to read it for yourself and find out!

[j7sty]

" SHADOWS IN THE WINDOW "

fanfiction masterlist - masterlist - intro - my ao3

I - Liaisons in the Office

The bitter breeze bit at May's ankles. It was her own fault, in all honesty. She was wearing one of her skimpier but still tasteful ensembles, a knee length burgundy dress, black fur coat and black patent leather heels, all in the hope of catching Tommy Shelby or any other eligible suitor's eyes. But instead she met the eyes of the Shelby Company's new secretary. 

May sauntered down the road, ready for business with Tommy again before her gaze was drawn to her. She exuded an air of quiet confidence and silent beauty. She seemed like a mystery waiting to unfold against the backdrop of the ancient stones beneath their feet. She wore a tight fitting black dress on her frame, prim and proper, obviously going to work. It was as if she had a beguiling aura to her that May couldn't help but be roped into. 

It came as even more of a shock to May when she found out the said woman who she was so enthralled with was the Company's secretary. 'Surely a woman quite as angelic as her would not be working with the Shelby's.' May thought to herself but pushed it to the back of her mind when her novel enchantment spoke in soft tones to her. 

"Mrs Carleton, I'm presuming." The woman spoke to her, the timbre of her speech was a delicate symphony, tender and inviting. The corners of her mouth lifted and her eyes filled with a interest as she looked up to the mesmerising brunette that presented itself to her. May narrowed her eyes at her before speaking. "Miss Carleton now I'm afraid my husband has passed on. Your name is?" She clamped down on her tongue, a silent rebellion against the worry that she might have divulged too many details about her personal affairs but to her surprise and personal delight the woman graced her with a sweet smile and uttered her name is a hushed tone. The name suited her impeccably. The ideal name for the angel who bestowed a smile before her. "You're appointment with Mr Shelby isn't for another 10 minutes so you can sit on that chair there until he's ready." She sorted and filed through stacks of paper on her desk sat outside May's accomplice's office before she looked up to her and her countenance formed in the blissful look that May was affirmative that she would grow to love. "Thank you." She moved to the cold metal chair that stood next to the locked door, she looked on with admiration as the beautiful woman went on with her work. "Are you free tonight?" May spoke up, Confidence resonated in her voice, the woman looked up from the documentation that was sprawled across his desk. "Um, yes." She replied, evidently awed. "How about we head to one of bars here, it would be nice to have a female friend, i'm regularly surrounded by foolish men." She smirked playfully at her as the woman shared a soft laugh. "I mean I get off work at 8 and that's when the Garrison opens. We could go there? There is a lot of men there but were in Birmingham is there a place without them." "Hm that sounds like a good plan. I'll look forward to it." "Me too Ms Carleton." She lifted her chin up and spoke fearlessly. "Do call me May, angel." The woman grew rosy cheeked and her mouth opened to say more but the door opened and out Thomas walked out. "Always a pleasure to see you Ms Carleton. Get back to work." He spoke the woman's name with such authority before ushering May into the room and shutting the door behind him.

ik its short b imma post another 2morrow or something

[castle-dominion]

c1x3 (technically 1x2? 1x4?) hell hath no fury

Coffee is just like that. He's present during paperwork for once. She's so pretty & looks so good in red & totally deserves to have that short hair. She looked so much better in the earlier seasons & now she's just some lady.

RC: No. Hiding would be building a fortress out of my comforter and then downing a fifth of Scotch, but apparently that's considered unhealthy.

Was THAT espt's voice? Woah. Lol two gay bois moving in together already huh.

KR: Dead guy in a rug. Naturally, we thought of you. JE: Ye Both: : ) uwu

Already jinxing <3

Castle just taking photos

Ok so ik I talk abt the outfits a lot but I love castle's scarf & beckett's coat & rysposito have swapped clothing

Hey, I'm a wise-ass, not a jackass.

Martha <3

I don't care about what people think... much.

Oh yeah even where I live we do roadkill furniture & gear.

[06:00, EXT. ALLEYWAY - DAY] Esposito and Ryan in a dumpster digging through the garbage. They are wearing coveralls to protect their clothing.

ESPOSITO I don't care if it was free. Even if you pay me, I'm still not gonna take that rug.

RYAN You tell me you've lived in New York your whole life, and you never scored a piece of road kill?

ESPOSITO "Road kill?"

RYAN It's an accepted practice, bro. You're done with your old stuff, you leave it on the street for those less fortunate. (waving a (still yellow) banana peel back & forth.) Artists, students, former hedge fund managers. It's trickle-down economics at its finest.

ESPOSITO Yeah, well, I prefer not to be trickled on.

RYAN :D You know that red couch I have? The one you like so much?

ESPOSITO 0n0 Don't you say it, bro.

RYAN 54th and Lex.

ESPOSITO That's gross. Gross. (Ryan laughing.) We are never playing Madden at your place again. (& I was wondering where the fanfictions learned this tidbit. Now I know.)

Btw you DO need to be careful. Dumpster diving is great but u don't want to end up with silverfish. (Happened at my church youth group.) (source: https://scriptline.livejournal.com/18193.html)

Bro never SAID he didn't, never said ANYTHING implying he didn't. He just said that the information wasn't a guarantee that he DID.

RC: Promise not to hate me. KB: I already hate you. RC: Fair enough.

Well, not exactly a friend. She's my interior decorator. But then we slept together, so I don't really know what she is now. WHAT Castle is the one who's kind of slutty, not nikki heat

Creason: *gagging on the coffee, shaking his head wildly* RC: I feel you, man.

KB: Hey, Esposito! JE: Ya? KB: See what you can find on that rug. If one went missing, what room it's from, and maybe who had access. JE: Yeh. KB: Thanks JE, to Ryan who is standing there on his phone: Road trip. RC: You're very good at bossing men around. KB: RC: I've noticed

RC, Through The Glass: You are so lame! You're Lamey McLamester! You're so la-la-la-la-lame!

JB: Mr. Bollinger's my father. Call me Jason. Me: Penis minivan lesbian was my father. Please, call me dick van dyke.

Lol councilman horny

lmao ryan in the background trying to give a gal his number & then he sends poor ryan after the drunk folks peeing in the flower pot & he goes to give the fellow his number even tho she already said she had a bf (well she said it to ryan).

Idk whether to laugh or get offended bc I'm no swerf:

Esposito, Ryan, Castle, and a couple other guys look over the prostitutes' website.

JE Damn! Those are some seriously fine five-star class-B misdemeanors. (XD)

KR: Dude, between you and me, you ever pay for it?

RC: Are you counting my marriages? (XD) KR: *one huff of laughter*

[Ryan clicks to a new page]

RC: Wait, stop! That's the girl in the photos. (See? Police work.)

KR: *sigh* Look at her. If I had your money...

[Beckett approaches and the other two guys takes off] KB: This isn't phone sex, Ryan. You don't just pay for the two minutes that you used.

JE: *Laughs*

Or you could just do it the easy way. (I love the way ryan is just looking back & forth between them & Espt just kinda looks up at beckett before awkwardly watching castle eyebrows HIGH, then beckett goes to hit him w her files; & then rysposito just turn to watch all smiley as she chases him down) No, no, no , no, no. You're the police. I'm just a lonely upscale gentleman looking for a date. Bet I find her first.

We all thought the pro was already there.

Beckett staring at him mad, Espt staring at him (eyebrows down but) interested, & Ryan staring at the box confused. RC: Yeah, just put it right over there. Perfect. Lift with your knees, man. Stay here for one second, would you? Because you guys have been so wonderfully hospitable to me, I just want to return the favor. And because your coffee is basically crap, I got you an espresso machine! How cool is that? Ryan looks at the coffee cup (which he is holding weird, point for the adhd ryan hc), espt is smilin & becks is just unimpressed

Goggles don't help like that but thanks.

Alexis <3 Martha <3

Firefly moments DX

I love Lanie & Kate. LP: Damn girl, you scared me. KB: Lanie, you're surrounded by corpses. LP: Yeah, I don't expect the living after seven o'clock. (So hearing someone talking is a shock.) KB: Funny. Neither do I. LP: I'm an M.E. What's your excuse? KB: Oh, don't be mean. LP: You deserve it. Getting a drink with me after work instead of getting your freak on with writer-boy? KB: Yeah, well, he is annoying, self-centered, egotistical, and completely-- LP: Fun? KB: LP: And take it from me, girlfriend, you need some fun. (Beckett's phone rings) LP: I mean, how bad can he be? KB, on the phone: Beckett. RC: Guess who's got a date with a prostitute! KB: *arms out in defeat*

He is a gentleman. Heck yeah, treat your escort with respect or whatever. True, big thing. Sex is a way to feel connected & men* typically feel more emotionally comfy if they are having sex with that person. Women* typically need the emotional connection to feel comfy enough for sex. Supposedly that's why marriages fail. Men* aren't getting the sex to feel emotionally safe & women* aren't getting the emotional connection to have sex. (*generalizations, probably cishet, etc)

Ryan looks almost normal rn, wearing that shirt & tie. Castle with his sweater today instead of his typical attire. Them all talking about the coffee.

RM: My three-year-old son could come up with a better story than that. Follow the money. Kirby: Hey! Hey! Can I go home now?

"Detective, with all due respect, there's no way in hell I'm helping you start a witch hunt against our top supporters. Now, you want to go through our campaign contributors? Fine. That's a matter of public record. But anything else and you're on your own." I mean he's right

RC: Hey. Finished your homework? AC: Yeah. RC: You want to finish mine? AC: Well, that depends. How much you offering to pay me? RC: Oh, I taught you well.

Kate just doesn't want to be seen appreciating castle's presence as a point of principal.

I figured it out. I knew it was the hair but I finally see where it is changed. I recently saw the 3xk sequel in s4 & Ryan with his "hello fellow kids" look. His hair is too far down. It is not brushed up away from his face, it is slightly curly & falling a little bit down. Plus, the lighting or makeup design has his lips lookin like mine did in japan. (The kids there had an app with filters but I was white so it made my lips way too bright.)

She has a right to see the warrant my dudes. U can't just waltz in there.

Ryan, flipping open his badge all prettylike: Stop running, bro. Campaign's over.

RM: Nice work. Very impressive. *Walking away* Oh, and uh, you, too, Beckett. KB: Sir??? RM: Just yanking your chain, Detective. Just yanking your chain.

Castle does readings like this, they could record it for esposito. (A point for an adhd esposito headcanon except u'r not allowed to be in the military if u have adhd, lucky for me.) (I remember in the pilot he asked for tapes. & then throughout the rest of s1 we can see ryan starting to get into castle's books.)

[ikenbar]

Hmm

HMMM

HMMMMMMM

[breaniebree]

Hey ! Mr. Weasley and Misha ??? Not fairr!! I am trying to ignore Remus and Tonks for while but i don't trust you at the moment , you might have given us a moment of hope only to kill them in St. Mungo's . I wanna hate you but you are absolutely brilliant . The battle and all the scenes . You deserve more credit than this . Its master peice ! You have singlehandedly ruined all of the other fanfictions for me and I LOVE ASC MORE than OG HP books. This is cannon for me and you can't convince me otherwise . Also i am just soo glad you didn't kill of Zee . And ik no point begging to let Remodora live but pleaseee🥺 . I would send you cookies if ik your addresss 🤧. And thanks for letting Fred live , i was heartbroken over his death . You have had us living in this constant anxiety and fear for a month now , kept me wondering who's death should i be preped to read . Also i kind of knew you wouldn't kill bas and Hurt theo , he's already been through a lot . I was so scared of Seamus and Dean death , for some reason i was pretty convinced you would kill off one or both , so thank You again . I shall end my rant now.

Ps - Have you read it starts with us ? I suggest you should ! There's a character named Theo and he's so much like our Theo

PPSS : YOU HAVE DONE A GREAT JOB WITH ASC .

- Mostlypotterhead

Hi, Mostlypotterhead

Thank you so much! As to singlehandedly ruining other fanfics for you -- high compliment, but there are lots of great ones out there. Thank you so much! Nope, Dean and Seamus are alive but there are a few deaths left to see still. Thank you!

No, I have not, I've never even heard of it but I will check it out. Thank you!

[wickedpact]

You can't just drop that "I read Forces Multiplied" bomb on us and not give a ten page written reaction.

[cracks knuckles] if u insist

nicky cant drive hc: destroyed. rip. also i loved how andy and nile stole those sports cars and were being badass and driving off the bridge & meanwhile joe and nicky were just absolutely vibing in the van

'heres the thing about power: people who have it think they deserve it' [shot of police car] i see u greg

5 whole panels being dedicated to booker not being able to unlock his door. booker not even seeing noriko sitting RIGHT THERE in the window at first. incredible

noriko being 24/7 horny was surprising. like wow all of the stuff i saw she did out of context was 100% equally horny in context as it was out of context. love that for her

i didnt think the 'andy + slavery' thing was handled as badly as everyone made it out to be when telling me about it. tho from the way it was talked about i had kind of figured the conflict between andy and nile re: slavery would be really racially charged (esp considering nile is a black american and would obvs have Thoughts on the subject in that regard) but like,, done in a cringey 'a-white-guy-obviously-wrote-it' kind of way? but it wasnt that. i mean. it makes sense that andy would be implicit in slavery through the years

i mean, like she says, is that not what people just did to each other in the aftermath of battles for thousands of years? and i really like how its pointed out that it was what she was raised with (in the beginning when you see her put shackles on that guy after the battle) but she also accepts responsibility for it and acknowledges that it was wrong and not just 'what people did'.

i like how from her expressions you can kind of tell baby andy knew it was off but she sets those feelings aside bc she felt angry. it explains how she felt but didnt make her out to be blameless in it. plus i mean. i dont know, the fact that andy was involved in a lot of morally shady stuff for 7000 years is not that wild for me. if you live that long youre just Going to be involved in some shit, and she didnt even have other immortals with her as positive community influences, she literally just did whatever the fuck she wanted for thousands of years

'i was worshipped as a god once' i mean, yeah no shit she wouldve been involved in some seriously fucked up stuff, gods were fucking scary back in the day

tldr it could use some polish but it wasnt that bad

tho everything people said about moose being boring was unfortunately a little true. sorry king i tried to be interested in you

joe and nicky writing verbal fanfiction about nile and moose was iconic. 'you seeing that?' 'i am definitely seeing that'

it was also extremely funny bc that was like 60% of their contribution to the whole comic, besides kidnapping copley. they came, they wrote some fanfic, they left. kings. at least in tog1 they had an excuse to be useless bc they got kidnapped

joe just found out his old friend who he thought was dead is alive (and also probably wants to murder them) and instead of investigating with andy he stopped to help nile up. champ.

nicky shooting noriko through andy was cool. rip to the concept since it wont happen in tog2

wanna see mr ejiofor deliver this line

on that note imo copley was. weirdly enough, more interesting in fm than in tog1. to me at least. the fact that andy let him live and he was so haunted by what had happened that he came back and sought them out despite knowing they would likely kill him for it bc he wanted to not only make up for what hed done but also to tell them what theyd done for the world was admittedly more interesting than andy just kind of drafting him to the cause and him going 'okie'

i like how nicky was drawn in this one. in opening fire he looks like a blob man but in fm he looks more like a very nice grampa with a very good dye job

'theres no pain like a broken heart' andy 🥺

noriko implying andy's never drowned. .. .idk about that one, she musta drowned sometime

joe and nicky came, they waxed poetic about nile's love life, they waxed poetic about grog, and then they left.

sports bras being a reason humanity is good. i mean..... okay, yeah.

i mean. wild but you cant exactly tell her shes wrong

i liked how noriko telling andy that their purpose is to make people suffer coincides with joe and nicky finding out that they actually did good all those years

joenicky in opening fire: jail for booker jail for booker for 100 years

joenicky when copley tells them he knows where booker is: WE'LL KILL YOU WHERE IS HE

joenicky when copley comes back: if your vibes come off as even remotely rancid we Will destroy you

joenicky 2 minutes later when copley helped them find booker: he made up some ground :)))) <3 lov you j cops

theyre forgiving af

moose: how old are you?? a hundred??? a thousand???

nile [vine voice]: I M 2 7 ?

alright andy you got me there

joe texts like my aunt

i dont know why noriko drowning andy in that car tickled me. Bad And Naughty Andromaches Get Put In The Pear Wiggler To Atone For Their Crimes.

the drowning sequence was cool

copley trying to talk to andy while she was like o_o at him was great

ive hit the picture limit but id seen that panel where nicky goes 'forgive me' as he kills a guy out of context and it was HILARIOUSLY anticlimactic for me to discover that there was literally no context to it. nicky just apologizes to random people he kills. i thought that guy was someone he knew or something. nope its just Some Guy that nicky didnt know from adam

nile's complaint that andy was especially brutal to the guys on the boat... i mean. . , how exactly does one kill a man with an axe and not be brutal about it?

it was funny how noriko kissed andy and the only people who seemed surprised by that were nile and also andy

nicky and joe's complete non-reaction to finding out noriko is alive And Evil Now is endlesly funny. they just left her on that boat and neither cared. i get book and nile not caring but joe and nicky knew her, and they just have 0 input on the subject of what to do with her

pinstripe suit guy!

joe and nicky and booker packing up and leaving with nile

andy blowing up at nile was A Moment tho

i dont know, i get why people didnt like the ending but its. .. . it makes more sense in the comicverse. bc the squad doesnt really. .. interact outside of jobs? i mean, think of the moon landing story in ttt. that was booker and joe and nicky doing a job and andy only showed up a for a couple minutes after it was done. or the brunch in the first issue of opening fire. the squad arent as tight in the comic, and andy often seems to do her own thing outside of work, so andy saying 'i dont want to do work anymore' and the squad being like 'alright bye then' makes more sense in this universe than the movie one

also i feel like greg was Trying to set up a thing where nile becomes the Leader of The Squad after andy dies but like. its not very well done since. . . i mean, nile hasnt spoken to booker since opening fire, (and she only knew him A Day). and shes known joe and nicky all that time, but there isnt really anything that indicates that they have any relationship at all, much less one that's grown. in all the comicverse the only time nile and nicky speak is in FM, and in that scene nicky tells nile about noriko. nile goes from someone who needs to be set aside to have background knowledge explained to her to being the Leader of the group with nothing in between. it kind of... comes out of nowhere.

on the other hand tho... i felt really bad for andy thru the whole thing. well, i always felt bad for andy, but in this one she seemed so miserable, especially since it really felt like none of the others actually.... cared about her. when noriko came back no one asked andy how she was doing (big question ik, but it wouldve showed they cared at least), nobody ever expressed any concern for her, no one even really seemed to want to be around her. in opening fire everyone was more distant than in the movie of course, but there were little moments where she would joke with joe, or nicky would try and comfort her, or stuff like that, but in FM it really felt like they just didnt really care about her. & in opening fire it felt a lot like andy's relationship with nile breathed some new life into her, but in FM it felt like all they did was argue. i get theyre not *as* close in the comics but it really felt like the only person who cared about andy at all was noriko (which was probably also how andy felt) but it just seemed to come out of nowhere. honestly i was reading and i was honestly agreeing with andy that she might just be better off if she did just die. opening fire, on the other hand, never make me feel that way

tho everyone made it sound like when the squad split up it was one of those cursed 'the found family leaves each other at the end of the journey' tropes. but guys i mean,,, this is the second installment out of three. that isnt the End. theyll come back in the third one and Dramatically Reunite to fight some baddies (probably those 'others' noriko mentioned). im guessing yitzhak fits into that too somehow.

anyways it wasnt That Bad but it made me kind of sad and the only Sweet Found Family vibes in it were when they saved booker. also they shouldve beefed up that nilemoose romance, it underwhelmed me. 6.5/10

i also ABSOLUTELY understand all of greg's comments about how you couldnt make FM directly into a movie, he always said that it had no plot and. i get it now. it really didnt have a plot sdfghjkl

[garbagefromatoilet]

heyy this is coni

im not new to tumblr but this is a new blog so i can reblog and talk about fanfiction without having to be paranoid or anxious about people ik irl seeing it and me ending up embarrassed

like the url suggest i am garbage and i jump everywhere when it comes to fandoms, but here are a few that come to mind in case you're also interested in seeing fanfics from them:

-star wars (including the mandalorian & bobf)

-bbc ghosts

-band of brothers

-the pacific

-harry potter/fantastic beasts

-the terror

-lotr/the hobbit

-the suicide squad

-game of thrones

-mr robot

theres potential for others out of these fandoms to end up on this page, but like i said im all over the place

no one will prob see this but if you do i hope yall enjoy my page <3

also dont be shy to send a message or an ask if yall want! i love new friends :)

[remmyswritings]

hi!!! i love your writing and im so thankful bc u write for my fave characters ❤️❤️ could u please maybe write something with blaise where reader is a muggleborn and hes taking her to meet his mother and shes worried but in the end she gets the zabini approval? ik its a silly idea idk how to say it sorry :(( have a great day !! ty !!!! ❤️❤️

awwwwwwww thank you sm boo 💛💛💛💛💛💛

I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT BOO :))))))

*Not my GIF, thank you Lee for finding it for me... you can find it HERE *

mother’s approval//blaise zabini x f!reader

It was a surprise to the whole school when you- a Hufflepuff muggleborn- and Blaise Zabini started dating. Some people thought that Blaise was pranking you, others thought that you were being forced into the relationship, and yet nobody could believe that the two of you had a consensual, loving relationship… At least that wasn’t until you got so mad at another older Gryffindor for bothering the two of you and punching him in the gut.

After that, the novelty of your relationship lasted for another week until it soon moved to the background of everything that went on at Hogwarts. And since then you always felt happy and safe with Blaise, but today you did not. Today you were a ball of nerves because you would be meeting and staying with Blaise’s mother over the break.

“Hey darling,” Blaise hugged you from behind as he placed a soft kiss on your cheek, “you feeling any better?”

“Hmm,” Blaise’s touch brought you out from the depths of your thoughts that had been threatening to consume you ever since you woke up, “just a bit nervous… that’s all.”

He sat down next to you and grabbed one of your hands, bringing it up to his lips and kissing your knuckles, watching you as he did so. You looked at him for a split second, a small smile gracing your lips, but it wasn’t enough to break you free from the ever consuming monologue holding your brain hostage.

“Why don’t we head down to the kitchen, my love?” Blaise pushed a piece of hair back behind your ear, “I can make you breakfast and tell you all about my mother and what we’ll do when we get to the manor.”

As the words “make you breakfast” left Blaise’s lips, he knew you would agree… and the way you turned to him, a warm smile growing on your face by the second as you nodded eagerly only confirming his thoughts.

The two of you made your way to the kitchen, Blaise talking about whatever crossed his mind in hopes of getting you to converse more with him. You were definitely the talker of the relationship, but in times like these Blaise was more than willing to take on your role if it helped you escape your maze of thoughts.

It may not have been until he set down your plate in front of you that you finally asked him about what he made that he knew you had returned. With a passionate smile, his eyes lighting up, he told you all about the dish he made and also, by chance, how it was the first dish he learned how to make completely on his own… from his mother’s recipes of course.

“This is just so…” you moaned happily as the food melted in your mouth, “I’ve lost all words.”

Blaise chuckled at your reaction, one which he was used to but always enjoyed seeing, “Well if you’re like this with my food, you won’t even be able to speak when you try my mother’s cooking.”

You shied away at remembering what is waiting for you when the two of you get off the Hogwarts Express later in the day. Blaise reached out and grabbed your hand in his, running his thumb over the back of your hand, “What is she like?”

“Well- I’m a lot like her… and you won me over, so trust me when I tell you that she will love you too,” Blaise soon looked over at the clock, and seeing the time, he pulled you up from the table, “we should get going then.”

After spending most of the ride back to London, cuddled up to Blaise’s side, prying more information about his mother out of him, you felt a lot better about actually meeting her today… at least you felt better until the train arrived at the station and you realized that this was actually going to happen. Blaise felt your body tense up next to him and waited until everyone left your carriage before turning to you. 

He cupped your face in his hands, caressing your cheeks softly, “Darling, trust me when I tell you that she will love you, if anything she already loves you because I’ve told her all about you from the moment we met.”

Your eyes grew bigger and softer at the same time, “You’ve talked about me?” you whispered.

“Of course, darling,” Blaise stepped away and picked up your bags, holding his hand out for you to grab, “Now why don’t we go out there so that she can finally meet you?”

You nodded your head and let Blaise bring you over to where his mother was waiting.

At first glance, the woman standing before you looked cold and intimidating. But as you observed her closely, you saw how the shimmer in her eyes grew as she saw you and Blaise walking toward her, how eager she was to bring Blaise into her arms, and how that eagerness continued as she pulled you closer as well. Her eyes seemed to soften as she saw your still slightly frazzled state, and she brought you into a comforting hug, whispering to you as she did so, “It’s so nice to finally meet you, Y/N. Blaise has talked about you often… of course, his descriptions of you do not do you justice.”

“Thank you Mrs. Zabini,” you whispered back, a blush growing on your face at her compliment, “It’s nice to finally meet you too, and thank you for letting me stay with the two of you.”

“How could I not let you, especially if it means we’ll be able to have some one-on-one time without Blaise trying to steal you away,” Blaise’s mother looked over at him as you laughed at her comment, “I would absolutely love that.”

As the three of you finally left the platform you could hear Blaise behind you shaking his head and muttering jokingly about what he was thinking letting the two of you be in the same room together.

When the day finally came to an end and you trudged over to the room that Mrs. Zabini had set out for you, you couldn’t help but smile as you overheard Blaise talking with his mother, “So… what do you think of her?” “I better be calling her my daughter-in-law soon.”

You knew when Blaise went to check on you before he went to sleep that he had done that just for you, just from the look on his face and yet as he bid you goodnight he couldn’t help but say, “She really does expect us to get married someday… and so do I.”

--

Puffs: @willowbleedsonpaper   @liilyevanss  @dogweedanddeathcaps @potterverseimagine  @in-slytherin-we-trust  @masterofthedarkness @imboredandneedalife  @lila-lilakk  @strawberriesonsummer  @kalimagik  @62442-am  @nebulablakemurphy  @kashishwrites  @queendcnn  @mytreec @curious-curios  @jenniweaslee  @cherrycolakxsses  @peeves-a-legend  @booksmusicteaandanimals  @heart-of-tempered-steel  @dreaming-about-fanfictions  @lettersfromtheocean  @izzytheninja   @abbiesthings  @idont-knowrn @acciotwinz @strangerpilot011 @enjoying-fantasyland21 @audreythehufflepuff @simplymagicalwritings @thatcatsit @criminalyetminimal @chaoticgirl04 @am-i-space @slytherin4ever

Blaise Zabini: @thepeakygurl

[forest-of-thought]

South Park Fanfiction Bingo

1) Token throws a party

2) Cartman is the only straight guy

3) Cartman x Wendy

4) Bebe dumps Clyde

5) Creek is a main pairing

6) Kyle being a tsundere

7) Kenny offers to fuck someone.

8) Kenny smokes or does drugs.

9) Cartman jealous of StanxKyle

10) Wendy jealous of Kyle

11) Kyle jealous of Wendy

12) Token and Clyde are always hanging out together.

13) Wendy is a bitch

14) Bebe has a reputation of sleeping around.

15) Tweek is a drug addict

16) Creek starts off as a fake relationship but ends up genuine (especially if written before their "canon" episode)

17) Cartman has a change of heart.

18) Graduation

19) Ike is a savage with the best one liners

20) Angst

21) Emotionally distant Craig

22) Love interest OC for drama

23) Mysterion shows up.

24) Kenny x Butters

25) Butters finally telling off his parents.

26) Mom-friend Kyle

27) Family dynamic

28) Stan and Kyle acting as Kenny's substitute parents.

29) Clyde cries

30) Damien x Pip is somewhere in the background but not a main focus.

31) Kenny drops/dropped out of school

32) Jimmy is often forgotten about or hangs out with Timmy more than Craig and the others.

33) Wendy and Bebe give up on men and hook up instead.

34) Satan is a very supportive and loving parent.

35) Mr Slave is a cinnamon roll.

36) Mr Garrison is either a very supportive and caring teacher who loves the kids as if they were his own, or a total asshat.

37) Misunderstandings.

[ao3feed-style]

My Panacea

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2R52u3E

by MoldedLungs

Life and Death are two sides of the same coin. You can not have one, without the other. Hand in hand, tied in string. Fated from day one.

Their is a boy who defines all these laws. His curse is his burden, heartbroken, and perturbed.

However, there is another.

The one.. who might be able to save him.

Watch

Words: , Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Fandoms: South Park

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kenny McCormick, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Tweek Tweak, Craig Tucker, Philip "Pip" Pirrip (South Park), Damien Thorn, Kenny McCormick's Parents, Leopold "Butters" Stotch's Parents, Token Black, Clyde Donovan, Karen McCormick, Kevin McCormick, Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens, Red (South Park), Dougie O'Connell, Heidi Turner, Ike Broflovski, Jimmy Valmer, Timmy Burch, Linda Stotch, Mr. Mackey (South Park), Stuart McCormick, Stephen Stotch, Sharon Marsh, Randy Marsh, Sheila Broflovski, Gerald Broflovski, Thomas (South Park: Le Petit Tourette), Mysterion, Professor Chaos

Relationships: Kenny McCormick & Butters Stotch, Butters Stotch/Kenny McCormick, Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stoch, Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Phillip "Pip" Pirrup (South Park)/Damien Thorn, Phillip "Pip" Pirrup (South Park) & Damien Thorn

Additional Tags: m/m - Freeform, explicit - Freeform, loving, Lust, bunny - Freeform, There will be sexytime, Tags Are Hard, Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Love, Friendship, Slice of Life, humble, Tears, HARD, Mentions of Suicide, Hardcore, Blood, Death, Abusive Parents, Angst, Loss of Virginity, Heartache, Terrible Time, Pain, Hurt, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Feels, Sex eventually, Oral Sex, Sorry Not Sorry, Tags May Change, enjoy, Smut, Yaoi, menxmen, Suggestive Themes, BL, Boys Love - Freeform, Fanfiction, South Park: The Stick of Truth, South Park: The Fractured But Whole, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, south park - Freeform, Desperation, Depression, hardship, Sexual Themes, orgasmic, I'm Bad At Titles, First Kiss, First Love, Sloppy Makeouts, Destroying Childhood Memories, Fun, Sex Is Fun, Moving On, Hold Onto Your Panties, Protective Siblings, mysterion - Freeform, professor chaos - Freeform, Inspired by Music, Inspired by Fanart, Inspired by Poetry, Love and other Drugs, Drugs, Abandonment, Love/Hate

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2R52u3E

[ao3feed-creek]

My Panacea

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2R52u3E

by MoldedLungs

Life and Death are two sides of the same coin. You can not have one, without the other. Hand in hand, tied in string. Fated from day one.

Their is a boy who defines all these laws. His curse is his burden, heartbroken, and perturbed.

However, there is another.

The one.. who might be able to save him.

Watch

Words: 3062, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Fandoms: South Park

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kenny McCormick, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Tweek Tweak, Craig Tucker, Philip "Pip" Pirrip (South Park), Damien Thorn, Kenny McCormick's Parents, Leopold "Butters" Stotch's Parents, Token Black, Clyde Donovan, Karen McCormick, Kevin McCormick, Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens, Red (South Park), Dougie O'Connell, Heidi Turner, Ike Broflovski, Jimmy Valmer, Timmy Burch, Linda Stotch, Mr. Mackey (South Park), Stuart McCormick, Stephen Stotch, Sharon Marsh, Randy Marsh, Sheila Broflovski, Gerald Broflovski, Thomas (South Park: Le Petit Tourette), Mysterion, Professor Chaos

Relationships: Kenny McCormick & Butters Stotch, Butters Stotch/Kenny McCormick, Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stoch, Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Phillip "Pip" Pirrup (South Park)/Damien Thorn, Phillip "Pip" Pirrup (South Park) & Damien Thorn

Additional Tags: m/m - Freeform, explicit - Freeform, loving, Lust, bunny - Freeform, There will be sexytime, Tags Are Hard, Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Love, Friendship, Slice of Life, humble, Tears, HARD, Mentions of Suicide, Hardcore, Blood, Death, Abusive Parents, Angst, Loss of Virginity, Heartache, Terrible Time, Pain, Hurt, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Feels, Sex eventually, Oral Sex, Sorry Not Sorry, Tags May Change, enjoy, Smut, Yaoi, menxmen, Suggestive Themes, BL, Boys Love - Freeform, Fanfiction, South Park: The Stick of Truth, South Park: The Fractured But Whole, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, south park - Freeform, Desperation, Depression, hardship, Sexual Themes, orgasmic, I'm Bad At Titles, First Kiss, First Love, Sloppy Makeouts, Destroying Childhood Memories, Fun, Sex Is Fun, Moving On, Hold Onto Your Panties, Protective Siblings, mysterion - Freeform, professor chaos - Freeform, Inspired by Music, Inspired by Fanart, Inspired by Poetry, Love and other Drugs, Drugs, Abandonment, Love/Hate

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2R52u3E

[a-simple-complexity]

*zooms in with vats to learn the cute indie singers name*

*he offers me silly bands and a place to watch amazing world of gumball*

*we get cozy and watch DanTDM, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and PewDiePie because it's 2013 and we love them*

*we draw cat noses and whiskers on our faces and watch DanIsNotOnFire and AmazingPhil*

*we play Minecraft and start our own YouTube channels and gain subscribers*

*we have vlogs from time to time*

*we go out for Starbucks and to the planetarium*

*we get noticed*

*we get bigger and bigger, soon becoming friends with mark, jack, pewds, and Dan*

"is been a while, let's get married"

*we get married, and move to California or Florida*

*we get more well known*

*we continue with Minecraft and maybe Garry's mod*

*I animate on the side*

*years go on*

*the gang drifts apart*

*we're in our early 30's*

*still making videos*

*from time to time game grumps features us*

*you've cut your hair shorter and your style never really changed*

*we've found fanfiction about ourselves*

*we laugh*

*2019 is a drag and so were the following years*

*we look back to 2013*

*we open our computer and find our last post on Tumblr 3 days old*

*we go back to the beginning and it was like our first studio apartment*

"welp, first post on Tumblr!"

*we've seen fandoms tear other fandoms apart at the throat*

*we've met hipsters and feral artists*

*we were apart of superwholock*

*we've seen empires rise and empires fall, because that's what they do*

*and we asked ourselves*

*when do our empires fall?*

*so we bought a succulent*

*told ourselves when they succulent dies out then we will know ours has fallen*

*and they went on with it for years*

*different trends set out*

*new technology was discovered*

*at point you're hair has fallen out by 40*

*we have adopted a robot butler named Mr Ike*

*our first dog, a German shepherd named Presley, is 18*

*being kept alive by being a cyberhound*

*in time all we be dust*