#mr krabs shocked face meme

[michaud-joshua-x1496]

Carmen doing the Mr. Krabs Shocked Face meme.

[mrsgiovanna]

- Giorno's headache-induced dream -

Giorno: Alright, Bruno, Mista. We need to sneak into the building so that we can retrieve all their plans. Does that sound good? *turns to them*

Mista: *is Mister Krabs in Mista's outfit* Giorno me boi! I'm gonna make sure we get the money! *Mr. Krabs laugh*

Giorno: *utterly baffled* Huh...? Bruno, what on Earth is going on...? *turns to look at Bruno*

Bruno: *smiling unnaturally* Hi there, Gio! Do you know where the building is? *has a purple backpack* Hold on! Let me check the map!

- Inside Giorno's mind -

Haruno: *points at screen* There, Mister Bruno! Turn around! It's right there!

Angel Giorno and Devil Giorno: *blinking in both shock and disbelief*

Devil Giorno: What are we watching? No. I'm being serious. I am utterly baffled! Like I have absolutely no clue what this is...

Angel Giorno: I guess that's one way to ward off nightmares when we have a headache from all the stress. Bruno the Explorer and Mista Krabs.

Angel Giorno:

Devil Giorno:

Both of them: *laugh*

I... have so many questions 🤣🤣🤣Miiiista Krabs

Devil Giorno: Well this definitely beats the nightmare, I hope we wake up without the headache though

Angel Giorno: I think we just needed to rest so it should be okay.

Haruno: Look, Look, its Mr Nara as the dog on the plane! *giggles*

-outside-

Giorno: *sleeping peacfully with a smile on his face*

Awww I hope you're doing well my sweet and that you're having a beautiful day. As always, tysmmm for sending these, stay safe my lovely 💖⭐💞🌟💕🐞❤🕊. My curiousity got the better of me... have a few memes ����‍♀️

[all-things-mlqc]

Boys reaction to MC who never have date before meeting them. Like, the boys as MC's first love.

My first HC on here and I was memeing half the time while writing it. Included what the boys would do after hearing this news as well because why not. I’m not a Lucien fan but lord have mercy on my soul, I couldn’t help making his romantic af. He is the ideal boyfriend/date minus the l i e s that come in the MS and I hate it. All the crossed out stuff is just commentary because I couldn’t help myself. Hope you enjoy~ Thank you for your ask <3

How the MLQC boys react to being MC’s first love below the cut~

Victor:

Follows with some snarky comment after he calls her “Dummy”.

Let’s be real here, if he doesn’t call her dummy immediately, then something is wrong. Reminds me of when we streamed the first episode of MLQC and we were all yelling “CALL US BAKA” the second Victor came on screen.

While he seems cool and collected on the outside, you can hear the computer shutdown sound play on the inside.

To him, this is a shocking confession.

Victor: I’m not surprised a dummy like you hasn’t been in a serious relationship before.

Victor, internally: How has she never been in a serious relationship before??

He’s not very good at expressing himself honestly through his words but he truly admires MCs hardworking nature.

He finds that very attractive in a woman and is surprised that other men in the line of business haven’t taken their shot with her yet. it’s because they can feel your death stare on the back of their heads, kind sir

One thing he struggles with is being himself. He tries to act like everything is in his control all the time.

Because of this, upon hearing MCs confession, he invites her to a fancy dinner at his penthouse insert Victor’s Dazzling Date because THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. Jkjk haha... unless...

He wants to impress her as much as possible even though he knows deep down that she doesn’t care about what a person has and rather how they are as a person

BUT ALAS. The stress be real for her first boyfriend.

He wants her to know she made a good decision without verbally telling her out of his own bitch mouth I love you, please call me baka so he goes over the top with their first date.

Basically pulls a Mr. Krabs when taking Mrs. Puff on a date. Just add shades to Mr. Krabs to represent Victor’s “I’m calm. I’m chill. I’m all good. We vibin out here.”

All MC wants from him is his honest and genuine thoughts. and a lifetime stock of pudding because good god a girl has chocolate needs

MC eventually figures out Victor’s intentions with all the gifts he rains on her because hE dOesNt nEeD tHeM he can’t give her anything more than a cup of pudding up front

MC knows this and accepts the secret gifts with a smile.

She sends a gift in return to his office the following day along with a thank you for the wonderful date.

Can you hear that? It’s the sound of Victor’s heart rate slowing to the average persons.

Kiro:

insert pikachu meme

This boy is mind blown.

“How have you never been in a relationship before??? That can’t be true!”

Kiro sees the good in everyone, so hearing that MC has never been in a relationship before him is

He gives her a bright smile and playfully hugs her from behind.

The two of them laugh together as he whispers genuinely in her ear,

“I promise to make you happy. You won’t regret it.”

He immediately drags her off to Loveland’s Amusement Park, where they spend the whole day together.

Rides, snacks, games, you name it, they did it all.

Kiro naturally spoils MC without putting much thought to it.

It’s like a reflex for him. It’s just who he is as a person. Always wants to share the happiness in the world with the people he cares about.

As for how anxious he is after hearing the news about being MC’s first love, he is screaming at a pitch only dogs can hear.

Almost 100% of the time he has a smile on his face and even convinces himself that he’s not worried about it.

But he is.

It only hits him when he thinks about another man taking MC away from him after seeing her talking with another guy.

MC will catch him without his carefree smile at times and eventually confronts him about it.

He shows her a wide smile and says there’s nothing to worry about.

L I E S. BABIE LEMME HOLD YOU I PROMISE YOU DONT NEED TO WORRY.

After a few attempts of trying to get Kiro to open up about it, he gives in and says he’s worried he’s not good enough for her HAHAHHA, GOOD ONE KIRO

MC, however, turns it around on him

MC: I’m afraid IM the one who isn’t good enough for you.

They both smile and embrace each other, knowing they’ll get through any little concerns like this.

Gavin:

He knows.

We’re talking about the boy who has been in love with MC since high school; Who has protected her behind the scenes ever since he laid eyes on her.

He would know if she had been in a previous or current relationship.

It only comes as a shock when she says she’s never been interested in anyone else romantically before. Lies. Have you seen the other suitors, MC. In a world where guys are that hot, you must’ve had at least 1 crush, c’mon sis.

Gavin respected her personal boundaries and never looked into her personal affairs so he had very little knowledge of her views on other guys.

He gets a little bit nervous, since he believes her standards must be high if she hasn’t been interested in anyone else before.

Does the full on soldier oath, bend the knee cliche which includes “I promise to always protect you” and “Nobody will ever be good enough for you”

Mc: Gavin no...

Gavin: NOBODY WILL EVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.

Spoiler alert: You are waayyyyy too good for me, Gavin.

He doesn’t have too much anxiety over the thought of being MC’s first love though since he’s very good at staying true to himself and knows MC is one to admire that about others.

Gavin is a quiet guy in general. He’s more of an observer and watches MC to take note of what she enjoys.

When he sees her eyes shine bright after seeing a delicious dessert cafe, he offers to take her. He makes sure to express how he also wants to go since he knows she won’t accept unless he is interested as well.

Boy literally has no interests the moment he’s with MC. He is essentially that vine

Doesn’t even wait until the question is over and just “Absolutely. Let’s do it”

MC: But I haven’t even said anything yet...

He isn’t much different from how he is now. Has around the same amount of anxiety just from being in MCs presence.

Boy just wants to PROTECC and is always panicking on the inside but tries to remain calm.

He is very good at calming his anxiety though since he’s had so long to understand what MC values and knows she just loves people for themselves.

That’s all he needs.

Lucien:

His eyes widen slightly at MCs confession.

It’s nothing too mind blowing for him since he knows how refined MC is and how dedicated she is to her work.

It’s still surprising to him that nobody has tried to sweep her off her feet yet.

With how kind MC is, it would be hard for her to refuse a date with a gentleman.

Lucien gently presses a kiss to MCs hand upon hearing her confession.

Lucien: I am honored to be given the opportunity TO WOO to take such a beautiful lady out on a date~ AND MORE PLEASE

Lucien is the definition of a gentleman shhhh we aren’t speaking of current chapters in the main route Lucien. Cover your eyes. Pretend you do not see.

With little to no anxiety showing on his face after the reveal that he is MCs first love, he insists on taking her out to a nice restaurant the most classy and romantic 5 star restaurant Loveland City has to offer as a way to thank her for dealing with his bs (both his bullshit and black swan hahaha I’m so funny oml) being given the opportunity to treat her as a beautiful young lady should be treated.

He’s also more on the less anxious side of being MCs first love.

Lucien is a traditional man and does stuff by the book.

Because of this, he respects and likes the idea of being MCs first love.

He doesn’t go over the top yet isn’t cliche with dates and little actions.

He knows exactly what to say and when to say it. Though he may struggle with being openly honest about his own thoughts and feelings, he tries his best to express himself for MC. a lot of the time he just assumes talking to her about his personal affairs would bring her down.

This, however, gets better overtime as they continue to date.

They spend a lovely evening at dinner together and take a midnight stroll through the city oh god city stroll PTSD

He gently wraps his jacket around her bare shoulders with a soft smile as he thanks her once again for believing in him believing he is worthy of her

Bonus:

Shaw:

Shaw, smirking: Is that so?

Oohhhhh you know what that smirk does to me. DOWN BOY D O W N.

He’s surprised but his reaction is very mutual.

His internal thoughts are more on the line of “Hmm I’m her first boyfriend, aye?” and “OYA OYA”

He very likely most definitely places his hand on the wall beside her head and leans in closely to get a reaction from her as he growls,

Shaw: So that means you really like me, yeah? I’m making this way too hot gdi. Shaw stans please enjoy your food

MC looks up to see that same playful smirk resting on his face.

highkey don’t know how to respond because Im just “ok think of 3 things she would probably say and go from there” while my brain just computer error sound

MC: and what about yourself? I’m sure there are tons of girls throwing themselves at you yet you choose me.

He pulls away and places his hands in his pockets with a chuckle.

Shaw: I’ve had my fair share before.

iVe HaD mY fAiR sHarE bEfoRe MY ASS

I’m convinced he’s had one time things with girls purely for information or he isn’t the least bit interested in relationships because he thrives on stimulation and entertainment and nOboDy iS gOoD eNouGh plus he literally asks what people do on dates when taking mc out in his first date in game SO

Either way, this is a LIE. The man can’t relationship for the life of him so he has no RIGHTS to tease her.

Just let him believe or you can try to tease him about it in hopes of getting a little pouty face out of him.

Honestly, their first date would just be the first date we got in the game and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Shaw is a wild child and doesn’t care for romantic dates. at least that’s what he wants you to think

A little insight on his character: He’s very blunt and easily pushes people away all the while keeping them close enough to gather intel. He doesn’t get emotionally attached to anyone and makes sure it’s mutual on both ends. Personal relationships only drag him down, especially in his line of work. He prioritizes other things before relationships which makes him so damn FRUSTRATING BUT I SWEAR I WILL CRACK YOU OPEN LIKE A WALNUT JUST YOU WATCH ME.

With that being said, after actually being in a relationship with MC for a while and opening up about their personal lives more, Shaw can be very romantic. He may be awkward for a bit at first since he literally doesn’t know what a date is but he gets there eventually.

He’s still full of fun but is also very gentle and makes sure MC is enjoying herself.

I got sidetracked with the actual HC on this one but Shaw stans need food I NEED FOOD

[dolphin-enthusiast]

Okay but. The SDC recating to seeing their S/O having a hickey on their neck and they're like "wtf I didn't do that, who tf did that?" And when they confront their S/O about it, their S/O is just like "mofo you did that, how fucking drunk were you last night?" Because apparently they got fucking plastered and don't remember that. I know Kakyoin is like, under age, so idk maybe he just got a big ass sugar rush or something.

S U G A R R U S H

Jotaro:

- We all know he doesn't give a fuck if he's underage or not and drinks/smokes. Whether he got drunk DRUNK or just got a big ass sugar rush (most likely because Polnareff and Kakyoin dared him to chug down candy), he had no memories of the past 24 hours.

- So you can only imagine the shock on his face when he saw the big ass hickey on their neck. He immediately went up to s/o and eyed them suspiciously while demanding an explanation to which they just started giggling, making him even angrier.

- They told him that him giving them a hickey was the least bizarre thing that happened last night. He was so plastered that he even tried doing his cigar trick and spilled alcohol all over himself while screaming "SHIT BRICKS". After hearing all of this he fully believed his s/o and decided to never ask them about that night ever again.

Kakyoin:

- Had a wild candy eating contest with Polnareff and Jotaro and fucking lost immediately because the sugar kicked in and made him act like an insane goose.

- The next morning he just woke up confused as all fuck and couldn't believe his ears once s/o started explaining everything. He almost thought they cheated on him but calmed down once they assured him that he was the one that did that to them.

- Is lowkey embarassed by his past actions and s/o has to constantly reassure him that it's fine. It's not like he comitted a capital crime and besides he was the life of the party.

Polnareff:

- Wakes up like ??? Literally the overwhelmed mr Krabs meme. Asks everyone what the fuck happened and they all just laugh their asses off at his confusion.

- Goes crazy and stupid once he sees s/o's mad hickey and acts all dramatic saying that they found another lover. S/o just bursts into laughter and tells him to calm down because last night he literally almost broke down the door to their room, gave them a hickey then passed out cold on top of them and nearly crushed them with his immense body.

- He flushes at their words and huffs while looking away. Even if the entire gang will constantly clown him for what happened at least he's glad that s/o didn't do anything.

Joseph:

- It's not the first time that he has a hangover so he handles it significantly better than the others. He still doesn't properly remembered what happened hours ago though.

- Sees the hickey on s/o's neck and gives them the most questionable look in history. S/o returns it while asking if he isn't proud of his work, making him almost trip.

- Ok that was s m o o t h. He'd just chuckle while ruffling s/o's hair and telling them that they really got him this time. Yes, he certainly i s proud of his work.

Avdol:

- Actually gets drunk very hard but last night was different. He competed against Polnareff and won because the frenchman passed out drunk first, but he still ended up absolutely shitfaced in the end.

- Is confused as all fuck when he sees s/o's hickey and asks them if Polnareff or anyone else tried getting in their pants while he was out. S/o quickly reassures him that he was the one that did it and that he passed out shortly after that.

- He'd just sigh in relief and apologize for immediately jumping to conclusions. He was just worried since his french friend tends to get even more h a n d s y when drunk.

[naradreamscape]

All these “Mr. Krabs is Jewish” hee-haws and their two-cent hats, like get the FUCK outta here if you’re not even going to try and learn about the nuanced and oft-embraced “stingy maritimes Scotsman” trope. Scrooge McDuck was 100% based on it, and so was Mr. Krabs. All these patented Edgy Memelord Cursed Image Dealer types need to shake their heads loose of all the low-hanging shock value fruit they’ve collected and realize something doesn’t have ANY punch if you’re just robotically chaining words and tropes together. “A mere reference to the concept of money? Must equal Jew, heehoo, I’ve never actually seen a Jewish person outside of the Family Guy character, but it’s time for me to go beg e-girls for toe pics.” What are you, a replicant that’s powered by people being angry at you? You could go up to someone and say “Jeffrey Dahmer was a yandere”, but you’re not producing actual shock humour, you’re an adult baby that just learned how to chain together all the shittiest words you know. This isn’t about anybody on here, I just saw a really shitty meme on google, when I was just trying to look up the telescopic zoom Mr. Krabs meme to show my manager when explaining what it felt like when I got hit in the face with a foam football by accident in 12th grade

[hellishmess]

7: Favors

October 27, 2017

   I picked up the phone on the first ring, "What's up?"

   Maeve’s voice was pressed on the other line. "I need a favor." She was hushed, the rustle of busy action behind her almost drowning her out.

  "That is?" I asked, sitting up in my seat.

   "Go to 124 Grade Avenue and protect the residents there." I hurried to type down the address. 

  My eyebrows stitched closer. "From what?"

  Maeve's voice lowered even more. "The Assault Team*’s gotten their hand on bad magic. They plan to use it to kill some dangerous otherworlders with void connections and history. Some are saved that have signed as allies but the people I need you to help haven't."

  "Then why am I protecting them?"

"They're not void, Aspen. Just stubborn and prideful. They're neutral right now but I'm working to get them to my side."

   "Your side?" I mused.

  "Aspen." Maeve was firm. She meant business.

   I sighed. "Yeah yeah yeah. Gotcha. Consider it done."

   "Thank you," she breathed, exhaling tension I didn't know she held. "When you get there, if they try and fight you, don't fight them, just defend yourself. Ask for Shay, Nik, Eli, or Jesse. Tell them what's happening and that I sent you, but only them. The extras there aren't important."

"Shay?" I recognized the name. "I'm finally going to meet your bf?"

   "He's not my boyfriend," she snaps, before softening her voice again.  "Please just hurry Aspen. They're getting the spell work ready now."

   "Right. Okay. I'll get on it."

••

    The drive was an avenue of oaks and ended in a roundabout in the front of the stone manor. I pulled up to the front and cut the engine off.

    Getting out of the car, I cast my gaze to the sky. Clouds had rolled in fast.

I squinted my eyes, feeling the calm before the storm as magic gathered above.

    The sound of gravel crunched under foot as I headed to the front door. I was pleased when my boots made little knocks against the stone walkway.

    With a quick tap on the fancy oak door, I only had to wait for a few seconds before I came face to face with a vampire.

    His eyes narrowed. "Who are you?" His accent was thick.

   My eyes slid past him to the few other vampires lingering in the foyer. "I'm a friend of Maeve's. She sent me here to help. I need to see a Shay."

   The vampire hesitated, not moving an inch as he studied me.

    "It's okay, Bernard." A new voice said.

    Bernard bowed his head and moved aside, revealing the figure behind him. This man was big. Business dressed and professional in nature, I took a step back.

    "I'm Nikolaus. Second of this nest." He watched me with pinpointed eyes. Power radiated off him like a heater. "What's your business here?"

    Huh. I cocked my head to the side. What an intimidating presence, I thought. Power like that was ancient. Familiarly ancient actually. God Maeve what company have you found yourself in.

     I smiled, "Ahh. It's Nik right? I'm Aspen Farley. Maeve sent me here. Told me to speak to her boyfriend Shay?"

     He didn't react, but I hoped the casual nickname was enough to prove my story.

     He nodded, opening the door for me to step through. "What's this about?"

     "Maeve's caught wind of a nasty spell the Assault Teams cooked up. Hoping to kill off some of the void underworlders, they're gonna cast it tonight," I retold all I knew. "So she called me. To protect you 'neutral' people."

I rolled my eyes at the word 'neutral'.

     "I think we can handle ourselves," a blonde man said, stepping up from the crowd behind Nik.

     I laughed. I wonder if vampires this old even remember what fear feels like.

      The vampire stood with his chest out and fangs bared.

     It was silent and I composed myself, coughing and brushing my hair behind my ears. "You think so? I don't know about you but I can feel the magical charge amassing above your house. It's not even to full strength yet but it will smite this nest off earth's shitty surface."

     "Nik?" I turned to see another vampire just as powerful as the nest's Second. He stood in the threshold. The man's eyes were on me, picking up details on myself while I did the same. "Who's this?"

     "Aspen Farley," He gestured a hand towards my frame. "Apparently a friend of Maeve and here to save us from some impending doom."

   The dismissiveness in his voice grated against me. I swallowed a sharp retort. Jesus Christ does Maeve have to deal with this all the time?

    The other name stood up straighter at Maeve's name. I went on a limb, speaking to him. "It's Shay right? Maeve's boyfriend?"

    His lips parted into a small smile, "I don't know if I would say we're courting but I suppose."

Typical.

     Shay studied me for a moment longer before turning to his brother, "Let her help us. What would be the harm if it was unneeded?"

     Nik thought for a second before agreeing with a simple shrug of his shoulders.

     "Sweet so lets see," I paused, thinking. Maeve didn't tell me what type of spell they were using but I'd guess it was from above.

     I turned to Shay, "You have any crystals, salt, and umm? Dill herb seasoning?"

      He made a face.

      "Ah shit. I should have known." I chewed my lip. "Well you have salt right? I know you gluttons like to eat regular food too."

      He actually laughed. "Yes, we have salt."

      "Good. Get me a lot of it."

      He snapped his finger and a vampire went off immediately.

       I paced a bit, thinking of a way to protect this place from an Assault Team Cast Death spell. If I can't absorb it, it'll hit them and fry us all. I didn't know if they were just going to target the house, and burn it to the ground; or if they managed to find a way to hit specific targets.

     My fingers brushed through my hair.

God Maeve could have made this easier on me.

   I stopped. The light bulb in my head flickered on. "Y'all have a big mirror? Like an old antique mirror. The ones with the silver backs?"

    "What makes you think we have one?" It was almost like he was joking.

    I shot Shay a look. "Do you not?"

    He regarded me for a moment before his lips split into another grin. "Of course we do."

    "Good," I said, almost wide eyed at the energy of this encounter. "Get me one."

    "I see how you and Maeve are such good friends." He chuckled, turning to usher another vampire off for the mirror.

    "And I see how y'all are totally 'not' dating."

   The salt was here before the mirror. The vampire had a huge sack of it and even brought the kitchen shaker too.

    A vampire appeared with the mirror a minute later.

    "Sweet sweet. Where's the center most window of this place?" I ask.

    Shay walked off, and everyone followed without a word.

I roll my eyes. Dramatic, but okay.

    We headed down several corridors, twisting and turning, before eventually settling in an octagon shaped room. I looked up, and saw a giant skylight was the ceiling. It truly was marvelous with a beautiful pattern made of clear and stained glass sheets.

    "Alright, I can work with this." Really this couldn't have been a better set up.

I approached the women who held the mirror. It was a big wall piece. Its edges emboldened in untarnished silver. She reached to hand it to me.

I smiled gently back at her. "Can you hold it for me for a moment please?"

She nods with a straight face.

I tapped the glass, hovering my hands just over the glass surface before weaving my magic into it.

I focused on the energy and its purpose. The mirror was to draw and reflected all the harmful magic back, effectively sparing these vampires from the hit by taking it for them.

I knew it wouldn’t fail me.

I finished when I felt a hum of power reverberate through the glass and silver. I could see it, iridescent and shimmering. It was how I imagined air to look if we could see it.

I met the woman's eyes again. She had a shocked look on her face. Her hands trembled as she gripped the mirror.

I knew she could feel the magic. "I'll take it from you now. Thanks"

She nodded again, stepping back and rubbing her hands together.

I stood in the center of the room, eyes heavenward as I figured where the best spot was.

With a shrug, I laid it flat against the marble floor. I guess here's as good as anywhere. "Alright. So give me the salt."

The man handed me a sack with a hole torn in the top.

“Thanks" I muttered, immediately getting to work drawing a thick circle close around the mirror.

Working from the inside in, I drew a small circle. Then a bigger one 4 feet away from it.

"Shay," I spoke as I drew the circle. "I'm going to need you to get every vampire in the nest in here."

He didn't reply but he did leave.

I froze as the last bit of salt fell into place. The hairs on my arms and neck stood. "Ohh noo"

The atmosphere pressure changed, growing tense with energy. It was thick to breath.

The spell was finished.

"Alright. So don't leave until I say it's over and please don't like, freak if you start to feel weird." I say, thankful that Shay made it back when he did.

A murmur ran through the room but of course it was too low for me to hear. I ignored them, focusing on the energy above us. I could almost see the power rubbing together, readying itself to strike us all.

Someone gasped and slowly they all grew more serious. I smirked when I saw Nik and Shay both glance towards another man. All their faces were grim.

They feel it now.

Inappropriately, the "Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?" meme flashed in my head.

I strengthened my stance and raised my arms. Calling my own magic, I switched tongues, invoking an old incantation in the First Language*.

Protect us all in this time of need from the forces gathered to do us harm.

   The energy I harnessed spilled out into the room, engulfing myself and the vampires. It encased us all individually, protecting us for as long as I kept my focus. I flexed my fingers, keeping my body firm.

    With a thunderclap, the death spell barreled down from the sky. The sound was deafening when it hit the mirror. Raw energy caused the metal to sing. My eardrums popped at its melody.

    Glass rained down as light and heat suffocated us all. I closed my eyes, but didn't dare move.

    The room was so suddenly stifling. My head tried to swim at the pressure. Blood rushed through my body and my heart sung, but I ignored it.

    My eyes shot open and my breath hitched. Sharp pain, shook my focus. The protective barrier around us to thinned, burned away by the offensive magic. A vampire's started yelp added a testament.

Glass sliced across my face, cuting a gash into my skin. I refocused and pushed my power out, recovering the vampire while I was at it.

     I felt blood starting to trickle down my cheek and shoulder. Inhaling, I shook off the stinging sensation. 

     An even breath renewed the strength in our protection. The vampires stood stark still as they saw the ray meant to kill them fall and bounce back into the sky. The woman who had held the mirror was wide eyed as she focused on the protective magic that flowed around them.

I sensed when the energy fled, vanishing back to where it was borrowed from. The last of the magic entered the ozone, carrying on until it too dispersed

   I relaxed my hands and rolled my shoulders.

     It was silent still.

      Eyes were on me as I started to influence the lingering energy.

My right hand circled the space in front of me, brushing my sternum every counter clockwise rotation. With a little nudge all the straggling magic fled back into the earth.

      Finally, I broke the salt. Letting all my magic go lax, the protection around the vampires faded away.

      My guard stayed sharp though. The blood trailing down my neck and arms a clear reminder to do so.

     Shay approached me behind the man that Nik and him shared a glance with.

     His demeanor was relaxed and unthreatening. Yet, he held authority and too much power to understand.

    My eyes narrowed. I couldn't place the sense that I've met him before. It was like my magic recognized his.

    He smiled, showing mostly straight teeth. "It seems the gifted see us as a threat." It was an assumption phrased as a statement but holding the obligation for me to answer as if it was a question.

    My shoulders tightened as I looked up at him. "I don't speak for the gifted that did this." My voice was also tight. "Matter of fact, I don't speak for the gifted at all. I came as a favor for Maeve."

    He nodded, still ever so slightly pulling at my mind with his own will. The pull was harsh, unlike anything I've ever felt from a vampire.

    He hummed, continuing to bully me with his influence. "May I hear your opinion on this hit then?"

I felt my brain slow, wanting to fall into his influence. My eyes blinked, while my brain struggled to comprehend what was happening.

    I stood there, neither of us breaking contact. Nik and Shay were off to the side standing behind him like body guards, watching, and expecting me to crumble like some worm.

    Oh shit. It all clicked. The familiarity. The severity of these men's power. And the fact that there's a Second and a Third.

    This is a True Master's nest. One of the first vampires to be created. The first product from the Lord of Darkness.

One of the Otherworld's own cryptids. They’re supposed to be a legend among legends. 

How the hell did Maeve stumble onto them? More importantly do they realize the connection they bare?

    I blinked, pulling myself away from his mind games. "Sure. Be happy Maeve was watching out for you because you'd all be dead if she wasn't." I paused, my eyes searching for any signs of hostility. "And pick a side. This is a war that none of us can stay neutral on. Either the Sun* comes for you or the Void does."

    It was silent again as we both held eye contact. My hands had wrung my fingers behind my back and now they just tightly grasped them.

    He smiled again, "Well I suppose a thank you is in order."

    I shrugged. "It was no problem."

    "I'll have Shay show you your way out." He turned and started off down one of the many hallways. Nik following at his side, both heads were turned in a serious conversation.

    I laughed to myself, releasing the worry I had.

I suppose I'll just let them sort it out. Maeve's smart enough, and the True Masters have enough wisdom to make the connection.

——————————————————————

Assault Team is an association of highly powerful gifteds. They first founded to save the world from Hell’s wrath a long time ago. Now they act as the Sun’s warriors, keeping Void down and ect. Members are connected and bonded forever by a binding spell engraved in their ribs. Members live whatever life they wish and their involvement in the Team is kept as secret.

The Sun is a term for the Otherworld’s government. This includes the 4 families, the Assault Team, and any other associations that work for them. They are what keep order.

The First Language is basically the Language the Lords used in the creation of the world. Only few can speak it and it carries great power as the words carry magic themselves.

[pathos-logical]

[ID: Image one is a two-panel meme from Spongebob. Mr. Krabs drags a protesting Spongebob by the feet into the kitchen of the Krusty Krab. The scene is labeled "Still processing 2020." Just as he's dragged through the door, Spongebob jumps up and shouts: "2022 in 3 months." Squidward is standing at the register, looking frazzled. Image two is a grainy close-up of Squidward's shell-shocked face. End ID]

[zeonghan]

AAAHHH ANON!!! THIS IS!! TOO SEXUAL!!

lmao let’s do it

S. Coups

daddy is gonna nut 

he would b very shook at first real life mr krabs and then gradually he’d turn into a red hot mush he can’t even talk

OR when you start dancing he’s like oohhyeaahh but then you do a step wrong and he’s like hUH gets up himself and 1ups u rip. now u r the mushy hot mess how the tables have TURNED SON

tbh afterwards it wouldn’t be a big deal

i have been SAVING THIS GIF for a request like this lmaooooo i plan ahead B)

Jeonghan

would do his coil little smile u this little shit probably films it 

sometimes he adds the song to a playlist twice when you guys are alone “lets have fun and dance jagiya!11!!1!! oh wow! playboy by exo is playing!!!”

lowkey would brag about it to the boys bc lets be real he’s that kind of guy. but only to scoups and joshua bc the others are too young for SEXUAL CONTENT.

rip joshua and seungcheol. when they compliment u jeonghan gets mad, when they say they r uncomfortable jeonghan gets mad, when they dont comment at all jeonghan gETS MAD its a catch 22

Joshua

i know that most people depict him as this holy catholic Jisoos but like! he is a boy! who would really really like! his girlfriend to! dance to playboy by exo! more often!

has a really big grin on this face and probably sings or claps along omgthismarshmallow 

but like one time it played in the car when you guys were w the other boys and they have never seen joshua move so fast to literally slam down on the radio button lmao you weren’t even doing anything but now this song makes him feel a certain way

has daydreams about it

Jun

has no idea what’s happening? doesn’t even know that it’s playboy by exo? because he’s too busy looking at u :’)

he’s just watching at the start and then his pants get tight and he gets up to pin you against the wall and that’s all folks this is not an nsfw post no no but lowkey would feel you up and get really hot and bothered. do you guys have sex? probably

sexy dances all the time no, sexy dancing is your thing u guys r unstoppable no one wants to hang out with you guys anymore

but dont worry yall aint ott with the whole dirty dancing classy on the streets, nasty in the sheets

Hoshi

he’s actually so pure he would make the :o face and then he would make the face he makes when he watches other idols perform - you know the one

blushes a lot and probably wants to ask you to stop but it’s lowkey not even a sexy dance and he double thinks and then comes to a conclusion that he’s just a pervert like rip hoshi 2kSVT

he wouldn’t tell anyone about it bless his heart

next time you guys are hyped and dancing he’d probably play a shinee song and hope u dance to it the way you do to exo

Wonwoo

leaves the room but comes back but goes to the bathroom and doesn’t come out for a very long time lmao

when he’s back your dancing to a different song but still dancing so he puts it back to playboy and youre like what ??? but this boy is like shrugshrug idk i like the song shrugshrugshrug

but youre tired so you take a seat and he’s lowkey salty that you’re not dancing

because he really wants to see it again but he doesn’t wanna seem like that guy so he holds it in and sheds a tear

Woozi

stares the whole time kinda shamelessly but then when it’s over he looks away to hide his blush because he is a child inside

he probably swears a lot under his breath because he doesn’t want think of having sex w you bc he’s similar to wonwoo in the sense that he doesn’t want to seem like that guy

deletes playboy from his phone afterwards but then changes his mind and puts it back

considers writing a song with a similar mood because he is now digging this concept self-consciencely

DK

sunshine that doesn’t hide his emotions like thank god we have one son who can express his emotions shamelessly

ur number one fan “wooo!!1 shake it!! that’s it! you got this!! damn gguurrrlll!!!”

sings along to it but in an exaggerated hyper way although sometimes he’ll sing it in ways that make u melt while your dancing literally turns into some kind of angry memeing cause both of you are hyping each other up rip ur neighbours they just want one quiet night

the boys are scared to ride the same car as you two justin case playboy starts playing and that says a lot more than words can

Mingyu

you don’t know what you’re doing to him

he’s so excited like omg he’s the same as joshua as in he just wants you to sexy dance sometimes and he claps along

watches open mouthed but also a bit sheepishl. loves that it makes him feel scandalous lol

that one time someone actually walked in mingyu started screaming and standing and it literally scared the shit out of everyone because he’s a walking lamp post. really embarrassed about it and probably scarred and never wants to hear playboy again

been saving this gif too

Minghao

rip minghao doesn’t know what hit him so he is in total shock mode this is not a drill you don’t even notice he’s in shock mode

My Story: My Girlfriend Was A Sexy Dancer In Her Previous Life???

im sorry but i cant see minghao 100% enjoying it because he’s pure and tries to hide behind something, like he’d catch himself enjoying it and just be like ohmygod i have lost touch with Jisoos (im sorry its just such a spendable joke)

jun probably tells him its okay to like it bc u look hot and minghao becomes thughao like bro thats my girl you cant say shes hot u pervert

that camera is the something he hides behind lmao

Seungkwan

like DK but toned down because he would be half terrified

not because it’s too sexy or he’s too turnt but that he immediately thinks HOW DO I TOP THAT because divaboo is just as sexy as u and can sing the song a whole octave higher

when he joins in you don’t laugh, i mean you laugh but in a relaly good way that makes him happy and it makes him like youu 100x more because you don’t judge him and you get his humour and at the same time you make him feel happy

hhhhhhhh i just want him to be happy and loved

Vernon

kinda like minghao he doesn’t know what to do

might started uncontrollably smiling because he’s kind of flustered and kind of happy and kind of embarrassed

mouths the lyrics to the song and doesn’t take his eyes off you + maybe films it

uses the video he filmed of you to make a lit edit and you’re waiting to see it but it’s a crack video because we can’t trust this meme i can’t trust him you shouldn’t trust him - with videos of you dancing that is

Dino

this might count as nsfw so i won’t do him lmao

but im a shit so i’ll leave this because i can really see him saying this “oh my god, waaa, that’s my girl”

lmao is this nsfw? no it’s not. but is it? should just leave thesse to mod velvet lmao

mod kimchi!!

[jazzyjazzinthecoatjam]

2016

(at least important ones) 

IN January  

Donald Trump getting elected and is running for president. 

R.I.P Alan Rickman (one of the first celebs to that year) 

Black Lives Matter 

New year resolution 

steve harvey announces the wrong miss america

February:

Beyonce come out with a new music video (formation) 

Super bowl Halftime show and Burno Mars was fresh. 

But Beyonce killed it: 

oh yeah and Coldplay was there 

And broncos won the super bowl. 

Beyonce dancer aka Black panters) making  a statement. 

Love=Tacos valentines 

Dammmmn Daniel!

Marge Meme

the death of leonado doesn't get an Oscar meme because Leonardo finally won one. 

March: 

SNL: Beyonce is black Skit. 

Internet popularity: Tiziana Vergari

Trump is really gong for president ....like really. 

April: 

BEYONCE with another music video (Hold Up)

Mr. Krabs confuse meme

R.I.P Prince. Shock a lot of people that morning. 

R.I.P Chyna (Joanie Laurer). I was shock about this one and sad.

Kobe retires! 

Hogwarts come to Universal studio Hollywood. Or in this case diagonally.

Your daughter calls me daddy too meme

Beyonce’s album “Lemonade” come out

The new starter pokemon are reval

Cinco de Mayo trump

Harriet Tubman being the new face on a $20 dollar Bill. 

Sponegar Meme 

Harambe the gorilla takes four year old child. 

ULCA shoot out

June: 

Miss Debrah Barbuary wins Miss USA

Orlando Nightclub shooting

Brock stanford rapist

R.I.P Christina Grimmie

Spongebob Comparison Chart. 

BET awards 

Beyonce and Kendrick surprise everyone at the BET awards with the song Freedom. 

Jessie Willaims’s speech was awesome. 

Shelia E.’s Prince tribute 

July: 

Pokemon GO finally comes out but.....

Policy Brutality

Pokemon Go creates teams

Malone Trump copy Michelle Obama Speech. 

August: 

Olympics start in Rio Brazil 

Phelps face

Summer Olympics 2020 will be in Tokyo Japan. 

Arthur fist meme

Blue fire in California 

R.I.P Gene Wilder

Kaepernick sit during the national anthem. 

September: 

Sexy fourth grade teacher goes viral on the net. 

Brangelina divorce

Next day news paper and magazine come out with this: 

Hillary vs Trump debate part 1

October: 

Clowns spotted lurking around town 

R.I.P Tommy Ford 

Hurricane Matthew 

Hillary vs Trump Debate #2

Little girl “Spirited away” costume scared children 

November: 

Donald Trump  actually wins and becomes the nest president. 

People were not happy about this. 

Mannequin Challenge 

Biden Meme

One gotta go meme 

Krmit Sithes meme 

R.I.P Carrie Fisher

R.I.P Debbie Reynolds. 

If 2016 was a person meme

elf on the shelf meme 

Rousey was taken down in 48 seconds. (not a good way to end the year and start the year too)