#mr chicken

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Mr. Chicken

Debut: Rhythm Heaven Megamix

The year is unknown. The world as we know it is unrecognizable. Ocean now covers nearly all of the planet's surface, and the remaining landmasses jut sharply upward, connected only by brittle stone bridges, if anything. And yet, despite all this...

This chicken bought himself an electric car, and he's ready to take it for a ride!

Mr. Chicken is the star of Charging Chicken, which is a game of chicken! You know, like, trying to get as close as possible to something without going over? I don't actually know why that's called chicken. Hold on, I have to look something up.

Ah! It is called that because the original game of chicken involved two drivers driving right toward each other, where one or both must swerve away, or risk crashing. If only one swerves, that driver is the Chicken, in the "coward" sense of the word. I would not call avoiding a car crash cowardly, but I cannot speak for people who would intentionally drive toward each other in cars! This does not help the reputation of the humble chicken.

Thankfully, Mr. Chicken is not driving into head-on traffic. Unfortunately, he is driving toward a landmass only a few feet wide, with a drop straight down into the ocean on the other side. Why is he doing this? Is he stupid? Yeah, I think so.

I don't know if Mr. Chicken is a terrible driver, his car is terribly designed, or both! The moment it finishes charging, it immediately zooms straight at full speed, so either it drives recklessly on its own until it runs out of fuel, or this chicken has the gas pedal slammed down to the floor at ALL times. I would not put it past him.

All this is bad enough, and that's without even mentioning that chickens barely have any depth perception! That's why they (and other prey birds) bob their heads while they walk- the things that they see will appear to move at different speeds depending on how far from the eyes they are! Delightfully, Mr. Chicken DOES indeed bob his head rapidly while driving, so at least he's trying, I guess. But if there is anything you take from this post, I hope it is that a chicken would not be good at driving a car.

Nevertheless, THIS chicken has his driver's license, somehow. And we get to hear his own thoughts about it!

"I've been driving for almost three years now. I get pulled over all the time, and I keep expecting a police officer to comment on my license picture--I look so good!"

I am happy he is proud of his photo. I'm sure it looks great, I always love looking at a photo of a chicken. I even included one in this post! They are so fun to look at. But getting pulled over all the time? I am disappointed in him! I don't feel comfortable with such a reckless driver on the road! If only he would change his ways, but that is surely too much to expect...

"When my safe driving record got me the gold driver's license, I asked if I could keep my same picture. It's such a cute picture of me!"

Wow! He changed his ways, despite me not having faith in him! It turns out even a digital chicken has the capacity to change. I am proud of him! This is now a chicken who all drivers should aspire to be like, in terms of both safety and self-love!

The non-Japanese versions of the game feature this, quite frankly, sick mural of Mr. Chicken and his car at the end of Machine Remix! I don't think this is his own garage, since there is a whole Car Guy character that this stage is hosted by, so maybe he's a beloved customer, and became a sort of mascot. He probably crashes enough cars to keep a repair shop in business!

There is even more to Mr. Chicken but I don't feel like writing anymore! Check out this official comic if you want to see some rooster heterosexuality.

[streetcattournament]

Round 2 - Bracket 4

Ms. Maid | Mr. Chicken

[flowersintheattic254]

This Chris like on Instagram made me laugh so much.

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[thosereblogs]

the Kill by Mr. Chicken

[cowboy-shop]

Check out this

[cracksh0t]

this is where i want to be happy 10 years!

this game has meant so much to me over these past 10 years--literally half of my life. wow. christ i feel old. it never left my mind not even for a second... which is pretty hard when your entire room is covered head to toe in fnaf merchandise. this game inspired me to keep drawing over the years, and i'll never be more grateful for such a franchise. even if its had its horrible ups and downs, it will always mean the world to me.

[biggiesizeyourcombo]

[a-big-chicken-nerd]

chat this is literally groundbreaking and i will never recover

[amemipiacitu]

In the SPN finale that I dream they play this version of Carry on 🤩🤩🤩

[kathegoose]

A Decade Of Freddy's!

Wow. It's sure been a while, no?

Never thought THE day would come, yet here we are! Fnaf's 10th,,, makes me feel damn old!!!

Specifically drew the fnaf1 Custom Night screen (with four other familiar faces added) since it's not usually drawn and because those pictures are quite iconic to the characters. psst, the fnaf font is consolas!

link to the speedpaint with tons of my yappin' in the description!!!!

Closeups + non-VHS version!

[oakiebun12]

Happy Halloween!🦇🎃

[streetcattournament]

Round 1 - Bracket 8

[findjackwalten]

Which is why we're here; to cheer !

[bag-chips]

Made an illustration to celebrate the release of the fnaf movie! This print will be on sale soon!

[dailyhmsw]

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