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a beautiful beast

this one is wretched

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my beloved Wu Yu is making huge trouble for my beloved Qin Chuan and i dont know whose side im on (im on wu yu's side)

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Jiang Ting whispered, “I don’t know, but Lin Zheng has always had a Chuan vibe. I warned you about it earlier.” “?” Mrs. Zeng Cuicui looked puzzled as she leaned in. “What do you mean by a ‘Chuan vibe’?” Yan Xie said, “Oh, it’s just Professor Jiang’s derogatory adjective for people. Generally, it’s bestowed upon those who have been issued a red notice by Interpol or have committed more than thirty consecutive murders.” Mrs. Zeng Cuicui had a look of someone who had just learned something new.

yan xie's mom is as funny as ever fucking fhdjdk

ALSO "CHUAN" AS IN QIN CHUAN. using your buddy's name as a derogatory remark im fhdjsk

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jiang ting jiang ting jiang ting you are still my favourite guy out of all of this. i missed you professor jiang

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The four hundred kilograms of garbage were taken by truck to the South City Sub-Bureau. Wang Jiuling immediately went crazy. He said that if Bu Chonghua didn’t help him sort the garbage, the captain of the South City Criminal Investigation Unit would die there today, and tomorrow the Unit would have to wear mourning clothes and mourn the country’s (Emperor's) demise. He also wanted to support Zhang Xiaoli’s ascension to the throne, let the widowed Empress Liao Gang rule behind the scenes, and invite Princess Wu Yu to the Technical Team for marriage. From now on, the Criminal Investigation Unit would have to pay tribute to the Technical Team. Bu Chonghua didn’t care if Empress Liao Gang ruled behind the scenes, but he couldn’t let Zhang Xiaoli with his low IQ ruin the country he had fought for half his life and give Wu Yu away for marriage. Therefore, he had to be held hostage in the autopsy room with Wang Jiuling to sort through hundreds of kilograms of garbage, picking out cigarette butts with steel chopsticks in the rotting pile of garbage. They sorted for several hours until Empress Liao Gang, who was solving another poisoning case, rushed to the scene and rescued Captain Bu, who was seemingly immobile but was agitated inside.

they are so fucking funny

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Bu Chonghua didn’t stop, he somersaulted over the wall of the construction site, landed cleanly, and was about to turn around to see if Jiang Ting, who looked weak and feeble, could jump up. Three seconds later, there was a clang and Jiang Ting pushed open the rusty iron door next to the wall and squeezed in. He glanced at Bu Chonghua with a strange look in his eyes. The construction site in the bustling city was miraculously quiet, with several semi-finished buildings in various stages of completion scattered in different directions. Bu Chonghua looked around and took a deep breath before whispering, “I have a question that I’m really curious about, no offense. Did you photoshop your picture when you met my cousin?” “No!” “Then how did you…” “My personality charm!” Jiang Ting gasped and suddenly waved his hand, “Yan Xie! Over here!”

they finally meet for real fhdjsks Jinag Ting my love 🥺🥺🥺

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Yan Xie had no jurisdiction, so he was bored in the office of the head of the criminal investigation unit, holding his mobile phone and talking to his suspected “forged PPSUC diploma” lover on the phone. “Dear, did you have lunch? Did you have lunch? What did you eat? The new combat instructor at your police academy didn’t send you any more pink flowers today …… Don’t worry, I’ve memorized your two notebooks, don’t worry I’ll pass this stupid exam in one go …… What, the bastard who ruined our wedding? I’m not sure if I’ve heard anything from him yet. Don’t worry I’ll be the first to inform you when I catch him, you can hang him up and smoke him 18 times if you want! ……” After chatting for about twenty minutes, Yan Xie hung up the phone with a loving expression.

the tiniest crumb of jiang ting 🥺 yan xie's still as silly as ever with him

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Bu Chonghua’s thoughts settled, but as soon as he undid his seat belt and was about to get out of the car, he saw Wu Yu turn his head back from the other car’s door, looking pale. “Captain…” 　　 Bu Chonghua said, “Calm down, even if it’s a Mercedes-Benz, we can handle it…” 　　 “That’s a Mercedes-McLaren.” 　　 Bu Chonghua: “…………” ���　 With its singular door, small spoiler, and unremarkable black exterior, the Mercedes-Benz had a relatively aged appearance. However, only the impressive air intake and exhaust pipe on the side of the car hinted at the high six-figure price tag it commanded. Wu Yu began to back away calmly and slowly, saying, “Captain, I just remembered that I left my lighter in Myanmar. I’ll go get it now, and maybe we’ll meet again some other time…” 　　 Suddenly, Bu Chonghua noticed something and exclaimed, “Wait a minute!” 　　 Wu Yu asked, “What’s wrong?” 　　 The sunlight shone on the license plate at the front of the car, showing the clear letter “J”, Jianning! 　 “According to its sales, you have a one in five chance of survival,” Bu Chonghua grabbed Wu Yu by the back of his neck and said, “Follow me!”

WU YU BUMPED BU CHONGHUA'S JEEP INTO YAN XIE'S CAR

BYE

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The beautiful girl answered shyly in Burmese, “My name is A-Ting.” Qin Chuan spewed out his tea, “Pfft!” Shark: “…” The girl: “…” Everyone: “…” Qin Chuan calmly wiped off his wet clothes and said, “To be honest, I have been allergic to people whose names contain ‘ting’ since I was a child. I broke out in rashes when I was near them. In severe cases, they caused difficulty breathing due to the upper respiratory tract being congested, so let’s forget about it.” Everyone thought at the same time: Was this even possible?! The beautiful girl A-Ting stepped back, utterly disappointed.

Jiang Ting sneezing in the distance

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Bu Chonghua was lost in his thoughts. Wu Yu finished his cigarette and tossed it onto the road outside the car, then poured another one out of the box and held it in the corner of his mouth, steering with one hand and fumbling with the other for a lighter in the glove box. “How much is this life of yours worth?” Bu Chonghua asked, patting him on the back. Wu Yu raised an eyebrow. “Me? A thousand pieces of gold won’t do.” Bu Chonghua nodded, followed by a snatch of the lighter, “Then you’ll smoke less or better for your thousand-pieces-of-gold lungs.” Wu Yu dropped his cigarette as soon as he parted his mouth, “…… Hey!”

bu chonghua's continued crusade against wu yu smoking

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the only thing i dislike abt this is that the website its hosted on has inconsistent or no pagination and i have to go back to the NU page to get the link to the next chapter every time

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Wu Yu leaned back against the glass outside the interrogation room, one hand in his pants pocket, one hand rubbing between his eyes. “If we knew he would be so easy to interrogate, why did we come here?” Bu Chonghua said flatly, “Didn’t you take the initiative to follow me here?” Wu Yu glanced at him, looking somewhat disgruntled. Bu Chonghua knew without even looking what this guy was thinking, “But how would I know that the Ninghe specialty tofu fish that Cai Lin mentioned isn’t actually delicious?”

Wu Yu spoiled by Bu Chonghua's expensive fish they ate earlier in the week u_u

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oh shit oh shit oh shit this is cool wait

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i am super intriuged by the setup already in this novel ....... they have an entirely different dynamic than the first two and once again everything seems super interesting

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huai shang writing main characrers with horrible ptsd 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

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oh nooo extra 2 is making me emotional