#mpreg-au

[avonne-writes]

Mpreg AU where Luke and Aemond are trying for a baby but they're not successful.

At first, it's fun and exciting and they will just joke about having to try harder. But then the months go on and Luke's stomach is still flat. Everyone around them is having kids but not them. Some of their family members ask about it, and their inability to conceive starts to hurt. Sex becomes a stressful and sometimes sad thing. Eventually, Luke goes to get himself tested in secret and finds out that he's fine. It takes him a while to work up the courage and ask Aemond to do the same, but Aemond turns out to be fine too. Fertile. Healthy. Happy. Then why doesn't it take?

They start fighting. Blaming themselves and each other in vicious cycles. Jace brings up adoption and Luke wants to throw his chair at him. He and Aemond have a huge fight that leaves them both devastated.

Then, after some time apart thinking it through, they make up. They comfort each other and share sweet kisses that slowly become more passionate until it's clear that they both want to make love. But after the past few months of misery, their usual positions make Luke anxious. So Aemond offers to bottom for a change.

A few weeks later, Luke wakes up to Aemond throwing up in the bathroom.

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Cal's account Pt1

Part 2

[goddessofbees]

Sup, after some long hard poll decisions, It has been decided that my DanDad AU is a DC crossover and with the additional Dan x Jason Todd! So in the spirit of that I made more DanDad AU with some explanation of where I was going with it, ( yes I did draw Dan pregnant, if you hadn't thought the implications of that then oh well)

If anyone wants to add on to this you're welcome too!

This is the night they met! Roy and Kory took Jason out to a bar and that's where they met

I imagine after the whole death of the Fentons and the GIW, the portal has been shut down and Dan hasn't seen Frostbite after he started incubating Danny and Dani, so without realizing and after gaining a second set of DNA Danny and Dani now have Jason as their parent. Dan figures this out after seeing Frostbite for the first time during his pregnancy.

Jason is now even more willing to murder if you touch his kids!

They kept their original names but I thought Jason should get to name their middle name (Jason took Dan's last name)

[kamodofilez]

Having a baby does things to a mf (like giving him the sudden urge to fight his spouse because he’s so done with this shit)

(So anyways, they have like two more kids after this lmao)

[amgeryporcupine]

TobiMada Family Au: Sentimental Tobirama is lethal to Madara’s health

Welp, I've been busy lmao just finished 2nd yr and am now taking summer classes :>

Thought I'd share some more of this familyAu

I kinda missed it and am just trying to revive myself from artblock. Also, commissions are open if interested

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 320

Lazarus Pits are toxic (read practically acidic) to most realms beings. The keyword being most. There are in fact two beings that are immune. 

The first is those with shadow cores, as their cores are quite literally designed to adapt and mirror the aspects of their surroundings alongside anything that may harm them. And those types of ghosts are already rare, most destabilizing when younger because they think they can adapt to something they can’t handle yet. 

The second thing? Halfas. The Pits heal those close to death but who cling to life, and Halfas? Constantly inbetween life and death, no matter what form they take. So something that would normally burn both the living and dead? Does practically nothing to them. In fact? It heals them. 

So a shadow-cored Halfa searching through the zone for a safe spot for his clone-kids to heal? Well, there’s never been a safer place. 

[lampp0start]

Sonic and sonadow art dump!

CW FOR SUGGESTIVE CONTENT, TENTACLE STUFF BTW

Bonus Bring Me to Life edit

Shadow's bike and design for my rabies au (before he is bit)

WIP sketches for same au

Squid stuff!

Squidow lays eggs btw.

[mangyraccooon]

There is not a universe where Luffy is planned

At this time period crocodile and dragon were serious but hadn’t met each others parents yet

Should I do a meet the parents?

Anyway dragon goes away on tour for at least 3-4 months out of the year and it just so happened to coincide with a very busy time for baroque works (crocodile went on autopilot, figured it was just some weight gain from all the takeout and late nights (he’s very smart but also very stupid)

[captainmaxatx]

Late Mermay idea!

Orca mer Ghost in an aquarium but he is almost always hiding and quite depressed so the aquarium decide to give him a little more enrichment.

With humans lack of mer knowledge they come to the conclusion that because orcas eat seals then surely an orca mer would eat a seal mer. They decide that during closing hours (to avoid guests seeing the blood bath that will surely follow) they will drop a live seal mer into ghosts tank so he has the natural experience of hunting instead of just being fed slabs of meet.

But mer’s don’t eat other mers, regardless of secondary species.

So when seal mer soap is dropped into his tank, ghost just thinks he’s being given a very energetic handsome roommate.

And the humans are confused as to why ghost hasn’t eaten the seal mer yet

[cosmicourple]

lalala post! epic crack A.U heavily inspired by ao3 fanfics where Ody’ is pregnant w/ twins, the first a result of him Manwhoring his way out of the crew being killed by Zeus, & the second the result of hate-riding Poseidon after being swept off his ship by said God to settle his grudge (went about the same as canon except, Y’know, freakyness at the end haha)

Shortly after finding out he is pregonat, our tired ol’ King Of Ithaca, along with a much more put together but still slow Penelope, would be woken up in the middle of the night by the two ‘other fathers’ clashing outside, bickering over who is the actual father of said twins hsgfbffgfg

after some tense negotiation with the two brothers to at least wait till’ morning (“proper morning Lord Zeus, not just getting Helios to come out early than usual -Penelope, done w/ these bitches shit), Apollo is begrudgingly called down to do a check up, to which it is revealed that the lil’ ones are of two different sire’s.

Poseidon is way to possessive.

Zeus is sulking.

Penelope dearly wishes to understand why interactions with immortals are always like this.

Odysseus may have thrown up.

Telemachus is surprisingly cool with all of this for some ungodly reason.

Apollo is exasperated.

(Ares is trying not to chuckle from where he is spying on them)

(away up in the sky, Hermes has felt something happen & has the biggest confused but giddy grin on their face :D)

edit: I just realised by this point, Telemachus would still be a toddler & that just made me smile at the cute idea of him listening intently against Ody’s’ stomach for any baby kicks 🥹 (also Athena would still be in her moping phase rn & now I'm imagining her getting over it earlier, coming down to Ithaca & be completely thrown off by situation at hand, just complete lack of context from turning off notifications lol)

[gaywarcriminals]

i think siren sj should try to seduce sy as they become adults which fails at every turn bc sy is blind to signals. cue sj hearing about sy’s new “friend” who is clearly going after him for sex! sj has a full belly the next night. sy is so sad his new friend is gone but at least sj has given him some pretty new shell or pearl to cheer him up!

Alklkacklanklcalkn. After a few deaths, rumors start going around that SY is cursed, and people start slowly backing off. SY mopes about his friends avoiding him, but luckily SJ is there to comfort him! (Side note:I think SY still hasn't realized that SJ eats people, since SY has been feeding SJ a steady diet of pork and candy for 10 years).

SJ has also been sooo nice lately, draping SY in all kinds of hand made jewelry, saying it's "traditional"! SJ keeps asking if SY has been eating properly, and poking and prodding SY's body tisking about how he's not "ready" yet-- he keeps alluding to something happening in the spring that SY is supposed to prepare for, and ofc SY can't disrespect mermaid culture but disobeying SJ's orders!

[avonne-writes]

everybody thinking Lucerys is the one blessed with the Valyrian gene of men being able ti reproduce (bc he was tiny at 14, but he’s long since hit a growth spurt) and he’s overtly cautious, whenever aemond tops they always use condoms (throw cation to the wind when Luke goes though, it’s not like aemond can get pregnant, right? He has none of the typical features that would be attributed to somebody with the gene-)

that is until aemond presents Lucerys with a positive pregnancy test and perhaps the scariest scowl on earth…Luke should be terrified but he’s kinda excited! he didn’t have the gene! aemond did !

aemond pregnancy cravings though? that’s what terrifies everybody. he’s moody now…jsut see what he’s like in a few months.

Such a great idea! Thanks for sharing it. 💕

Imagine Luke coming home to a completely dark flat. He finds Aemond curled up in the bedroom. Thinking it's the same sickness that has been plaguing Aemond in the past few weeks, Luke sits down behind him and strokes his arm.

"Is it your stomach again? Are you nauseous?"

Aemond barks an accusing laugh. Suddenly, he jumps up and storms out of the bedroom to the kitchen, where he opens the fridge. Luke follows him warily and asks what’s wrong.

"I saw a doctor today." Aemond says while pulling out a jar of pickles and some peanut butter.

Luke begins to worry. Aemond has been throwing up almost non-stop in the past month, what if it’s something serious? When he peers at Aemond’s face more closely, he sees that his eye is red-rimmed and his cheeks seem pinker than their usual pale colour.

"What did they say?" He swallows, putting a comforting hand on Aemond's back. He tries to ignore the mournful way Aemond devours a pickle with a spoonful of peanut butter.

"Do you remember the night after we went to the movies?"

"Of course."

How could Luke forget? It was a warm summer night, and Aemond's kisses were sticky-sweet and loving. They savoured every moment as they undressed each other and stroked their hands over bare skin. Luke asked to top, and Aemond, pliant and drunk on affection, let him do it without a condom. Why would they need one when Aemond couldn’t get -

Luke freezes. "What?"

Aemond takes a few steps away, fists clenched, then grabs an envelope from the counter and slams it down in front of Luke, next to the massacred pickles. Luke’s hands are trembling as he opens it - it can’t be that Aemond inherited the gene, right?

What falls out of the envelope is a series of ultrasound pictures. Black and grey globs that don't make any sense to Luke, shapeless smudges... and letters that swim in front of his eyes as though he forgot how to read.

"What?" He croaks again, looking up at Aemond with a pounding heart and a sense of elation that starts to rise in his chest like a tide.

"What do you think?!" Aemond snaps, face getting redder in rage. "You knocked me up!"

Luke gapes, glancing at the images again. "Baby B?"

Aemond pinches the bridge of his nose and bursts into tears that he struggles to swallow. "It's fucking twins."

"Oh my God." Luke's lips split into a smile. He raises his eyes to grin at Aemond but finds him turned away, standing by the window and taking unsteady breaths. It's a sobering sight. Luke remembers how scared Jace was when Cregan got him pregnant, and those two had actually planned the baby. And he and Aemond got a two in one deal!

"Hey. It's okay. We're gonna figure it out." Luke says gently as he approaches Aemond and wraps his arms around his waist.

He’s shorter than Aemond, but not too short to rest his chin on Aemond's shoulder and rock him from side to side. At first, Aemond refuses to move with him, but Luke has always been stubborn and eventually manages to melt the ice. He thinks of those grey little globs, somewhere under his palms, and his heart swells.

"We’re getting married tomorrow." Aemond mutters, voice rough as gravel.

Luke doesn't tell him that's literally impossible, just smiles into Aemond's neck. "Does that mean you're keeping them?"

"You’re an idiot." Aemond growls. "And don't think I won't fuck you while your spawn is in me. This doesn’t change anything."

Luke chuckles. "How about you show me it doesn’t?"

Aemond twists around in his arms, then gives Luke a biting kiss. He tastes like peanut butter, but Luke doesn’t mind. "Bedroom. Now."

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Then, of course, everyone is scared of Aemond's pregnancy mood swings as you said, but they're all in for a surprise because Aemond is utterly mellow in his pregnancy until the very last stages. He’s calm, content and agreeable. Luke wants to keep him pregnant forever. It's only a few weeks before his due date that he gets unbearably angry at even the slightest inconvenience.

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Cal's account pt2

Part 1

[hazbmymhotel]

Hahaha I’m so dumb

So like

Mama cats can be really protective and possessive, especially at the daddy cat

Angel’s a spider tho

Also, no, those aren’t the names. Angel is just ✨high✨

[allpiesforourown]

Continuing off of Canon SQQ and Binghe meeting with their role reversal selves, the two Binghe's are arguing still only to be interrupted by a baby crying (both are in the omegaverse). SQQ then retrieves their baby and Canon Binghe can't help but feel smuf at the envious look on his counterpart's face at seeing their precious treasure. It's even worse when Shen Yuan gets a chance to hold the baby and is commenting on how cute they are. Shizun can give you a cute baby to A-Yuan! SQQ can't help but notice the looks from his husband's alternate self and suddenly feels a bit protective of Shen Yuan.

SQQ: WE DO NOT SUPPORT TEEN PREGNANCY IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!

Shen yuan is still an adult in my au (physically 20 mentally 25) so instead it would be like

Bingmei: won't shizun say shen yuan is too young?

Shen Qingqiu: no? He's only a few years younger than me

Bingmei who thought shizun was 60 years old experiencing true heartbreak:

[palskippah]

Hi!

I love the Gay Dads AU so much pipipi

There's some thoughts and more drawings under the cut (and there's some mpreg wa)

-I'm not sure how the au works, but it gives me the impression that Ballister was Nimona's dad and then there came Ambrosius as a stepdad, or either they both adopted her and Nimona just took better to Ballister. But I'd go with the first option (unless there's a 'canon' option, in which case please if someone knows pipipi tell me)

-I love them so much you have no idea :'''v this is the sorta AU I create 😭 I'm having a lot of fun pipipi

-Also it makes me kinda sad that some of the drawings where Ambrosius is with Nimona he's got a >:c face on, like he doesn't know what he's doing which is very on brand for new parents but pipipi I want them to get along

-Nimona didn't talk much when she was little but one day she started talking full sentences with a big vocabulary, and then never shut up again.

>Not sure if she never talks in the drawings ND Stevenson did of this AU because she's very young or she just doesn't want to.

-Nimona loves Ballister the most and feels the most comfort in his hug, but she has more fun with Ambrosius

[Here's the mpreg YIPII]

-If they had Cyrus (the fankid I made for comic Goldenheart) it'd still be very much an accident and Nimona would be small (under four), and not very happy about it.

-She's definitely jealous and becomes very clingy to Ballister, which he finds adorable when he's not exhausted.

(The idea here was Ambrosius asking whether she'd like a brother or a sister, since she's having a sibling, but I think I phrased it wrong sjdks)

>Ballister and Ambrosius do their best for her to not feel left out, but when Cyrus' born she's not as jealous as they thought, and it seems that she actually likes him (but she doesn't let him touch any of her sea animal toys)

-Also Nimona wasn't told that her little brother was being born that day until later when Meredith was looking after her.

>She was being her toddler self and accidentally giving Ballister a more stressful time

-There's a video of a little kid with his newborn sister (I assume) in his arms and he says 'she doesn't have any arms 😦', so imagine that Nimona thought the same thing and given that Cyrus' hair is black too, she thought that her baby brother looked just like her dad 😭

-Also here's the two babies bc I love them, thinking that they'd be the sort of siblings with a small age gap that fight a lot but also love each other a lot

>Cyrus gets the smallest slice of cake, the glass with less soda, the ugliest fork in the house, and also Nimona's full support if he ever needs it.

>Also

Nimona: My pronouns are she/they Cyrus: And my pronouns are he/they The nonbinary siblings (imagine the wall of fire text)

>Also imagining them both adult or at least teenagers, where Cyrus' much taller than Nimona and her just stomping her foot in his direction and him squealing away (bc his sister is scary even if she's three apples tall)

That's it! :D