#mp pay

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Bob Iger saying all this while also being on basically billionaires vacation really should say something, holy shit.

[southfarthing]

some of you are clearly forgetting your history... your hobbitstory, if i may... merry brandybuck is THE most organised, efficient, put-together little guy you could ever hope to meet and he is a brave, fierce friend. in lotr he:

notices bilbo seems to have a magic ring and observes him suspiciously for years

puts together the conspirators (merry, pippin, sam, fatty) who gather information about frodo and help him escape the shire quietly

no seriously he does all the planning, logistics, admin - all of it. and this helps them leave as quickly and sneakily as they do

literally follows the nazgul in bree?????? anyone else would run for the hills but our guy is out here snooping on the ringwraiths??

it's merry who focuses on the "speak friend and enter" part of the writing on the doors of moria

feels so wretched at being left behind in rohan while his friends are in danger that he goes against direct orders and sneaks off to war with "dernhelm" (eowyn) even though it scares the hell out of him

STABS THE WITCH KING DESPITE BEING UNDER THE BLACK BREATH

and then literally KEEPS WALKING AROUND. HE SHOULD BE DEAD AT THIS POINT BUT HE'S STILL GOING ON

is one of the main leaders of the uprising against the scouring of the shire and plans the strategy. he himself kills the leader of the ruffians

becomes the master of buckland and is honoured by both the king of rohan and the king of gondor. literal king shit!!!

[yutamayo]

My master says I just have a unique spirit.

[mybodyfails]

[tonydaddingham]

yeah no this is actually my favourite response so far

[slowestlap]

Max struggling to donate for Jimmy Broadbent's Mind Charity campaign during the 23h charity stream | via StanleyDeslandes_7 on twitch, 9 December 2023

↳ Includes Max being clueless and confused, boys tryna be helpful and Max just paypaling Bennett 1k€ to finish the donation on his behalf

+ Max's Bennett's donation message:

[fluorescentbrains]

i know that the biden administration is um severely mishandling the situation to say the least but given the deranged shit all the republican candidates are saying about palestinians i don’t think abstention from voting is the move

[rpfisfine]

Look who i stole yesterday

[hyunpic]

hyunjin so bbgirl, got everyone wrapped around his little finger <3

[unopenablebox]

relatedly today the british coworker i have an only maybe disproportionate grudge against learned which six flags are the six flags and as the rest of my labmates groaned in horror he was like "well... it's part of the history though" and like. listen. i know you haven't lived in the US before. but when the room universally reacts in horror at something they think is racist possibly you should ask any questions you may have about it in "question" rather than "immediate defense of the confederate flag" format

[asleepinawell]

me clicking things without reading carefully:

the result:

me:

[aunmenosheteroenespanol]

911 2x07 Haunted + 4x01 The New Normal

[southfarthing]

faramir....................

[mybodyfails]

[astudyinfreewill]

Hey guys! ✨

Autumn is now well and properly here - in bonnie Scotland at least - and it got me thinking. 🍁🍂

During the Autumn equinox, we celebrate the abundance of summer, and we light fires to ward off the cold, dark months ahead. But there’s different forms of darkness, and this October marks one year from the beginning of one of the most brutal, most well-documented atrocities of our time.

The relentlessly awful images coming out of Gaza have often left me feeling increasingly helpless and hopeless, and too overwhelmed to try to actively help. If you, too, are familiar with this sort of anxiety-induced action paralysis, then this is for you.

As a little extra incentive to light your own candle against the man-made darkness, for all of October, I will be offering tarot readings in exchange for charity donations - a little thing i’m calling

✨charitarot✨

(Disclaimer: I’m not a professional tarot reader - it’s a hobby I practice because I find it to be a useful tool for self reflection. But I’m pretty intuitive, and I’m pretty good at telling stories - and I find that often makes for a fun reading experience.)

So, how will this work? It’s simple:

1. you send me proof of a donation made to one of the pages at the link above (please donate directly to them - no money will be going to me!)

2. you send me a screenshot or forward me a confirmation email as proof

3. claim your tarot reading, available via video platform or as a convenient write up!

For this project I have decided on 3 pricing tiers:

£5 donation ➡️ I’ll draw one card for you and give you a “message” about something that’s on your mind

£10 donation ➡️ I’ll do a 3 card reading - this is usually “past, present, future” but it doesn’t have to be

£25 donation ➡️ I’ll do a Celtic cross spread for you - this is one of the more complex types of reading, with 10 cards in play

Feel free to shoot me a message if you have any questions or suggestions, but other than that - come on, y’all - it’s the season of the witch, so come get your fortune read, and let’s do something good for someone in need. 🔮

[breadclubrising]

idc enough to rip and upload the video or see if anyone has posted it already

but this video of kenny saying he went somewhere (not canada!) to "recruit an old friend" who is "near and dear", I would have thought was going to be a swerve, like 'yep, my old friend YUJIRO 'THE TOKYO PIMP' TAKAHASHI'...

i WOULD HAVE thought that IF i had not seen kenneth's lil smile when people IMMEDIATELY started cheering when he said "old friend who is near and dear to my heart." he also threw in what appear to be a bashful head drop and a trying-not-to-get-choked-up voice when he started talking again. even in this shitty lil twitter vid from someone's phone, that smile looks real enough to convince me to tune into blood & guts in a couple weeks.