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[viremialite]

a guide to dads

curious as to which of my donut dads are good dads you should buy nice ties and which ones are bad dads you should call a jerkface?? no?? well too bad heres a list of dads anyway

most powerful dad of all time, top tier of dads:

-  hadris “dadris” torant

cool dads:

-  doctor “don’t try this at home kids. jk heres a flamethrower” chainsaw

-  deius “i’m omniscient so you can’t lie to me about who ate all the cookies young lady” noceur

-  arnaldo “hey sport wanna hear the story about when i went to hell again??” andeville

trying their best dads:

-  laejizhar “meat dad” adarez

- augustus “hopefully me getting my soul eaten to keep you safe won’t ruin your life, son” auriel

-  sullivan “hopefully me accepting an innocuous job offer won’t ruin my life and then yours, son” feoluce

-  lodega “i fucked up. i fucked up” anuwau

good dads who have little story presence and/or aren’t particularly developed yet:

- allard “harpies took over the planet but i’d take you to disneyworld if it still existed” majorelle

- needs a name “my daughter is infested with demons but i still love her” aureole

-  angele’s unnamed dads

technically not a dad, but still a dad really:

-  spades “dicro promised not to die for father’s day and i don’t know how to feel about that” mclastname

-  every man eo comes into positive contact with. you are their dad now. all of you.

- vilif “i am EVIL im NOT YOUR DAD stop showing me your report card, mongrel!!!” not!megrim

mysterious dads no one can be sure about:

-  vitrand “...” alkester

- needs a name “something something void cult” faran

not so great dads:

-  mr. “too busy being cartoonishly evil to care about my children” e

-  varen “no honey you have to have a wacky anime harem, it’s the rules. will you listen if i buy you another pony” gisel

-  king ross “no honey that blatantly evil man isn’t evil! you ought to marry him, he seems like a nice boy” sirvat

-  joseph “son please stop talking about demons or the angels will destroy our souls and/or i’ll have to abandon you��� andeville

bad dads with little to no story presence and/or development:

-  needs a name “what if i just pretended i never had a daughter” megrim

-  most of the other unnamed parents rly

horrible dads:

-  lavan “douche” misae

objectively the worst dad:

-  deman “you can’t disobey my orders to betray everyone you love if i threaten the lives of your mother and little brother now can you” levon