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viremialite · 7 years ago
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a guide to dads
curious as to which of my donut dads are good dads you should buy nice ties and which ones are bad dads you should call a jerkface?? no?? well too bad heres a list of dads anyway
most powerful dad of all time, top tier of dads:
-  hadris “dadris” torant
cool dads:
-  doctor “don’t try this at home kids. jk heres a flamethrower” chainsaw
-  deius “i’m omniscient so you can’t lie to me about who ate all the cookies young lady” noceur
-  arnaldo “hey sport wanna hear the story about when i went to hell again??” andeville
trying their best dads:
-  laejizhar “meat dad” adarez
- augustus “hopefully me getting my soul eaten to keep you safe won’t ruin your life, son” auriel
-  sullivan “hopefully me accepting an innocuous job offer won’t ruin my life and then yours, son” feoluce
-  lodega “i fucked up. i fucked up” anuwau
good dads who have little story presence and/or aren’t particularly developed yet:
- allard “harpies took over the planet but i’d take you to disneyworld if it still existed” majorelle
- needs a name “my daughter is infested with demons but i still love her” aureole
-  angele’s unnamed dads
technically not a dad, but still a dad really:
-  spades “dicro promised not to die for father’s day and i don’t know how to feel about that” mclastname
-  every man eo comes into positive contact with. you are their dad now. all of you.
- vilif “i am EVIL im NOT YOUR DAD stop showing me your report card, mongrel!!!” not!megrim
mysterious dads no one can be sure about:
-  vitrand “...” alkester
- needs a name “something something void cult” faran
not so great dads:
-  mr. “too busy being cartoonishly evil to care about my children” e
-  varen “no honey you have to have a wacky anime harem, it’s the rules. will you listen if i buy you another pony” gisel
-  king ross “no honey that blatantly evil man isn’t evil! you ought to marry him, he seems like a nice boy” sirvat
-  joseph “son please stop talking about demons or the angels will destroy our souls and/or i’ll have to abandon you” andeville
bad dads with little to no story presence and/or development:
-  needs a name “what if i just pretended i never had a daughter” megrim
-  most of the other unnamed parents rly
horrible dads:
-  lavan “douche” misae
objectively the worst dad:
-  deman “you can’t disobey my orders to betray everyone you love if i threaten the lives of your mother and little brother now can you” levon
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