#moving to college

[cybrstalkrdotgov]

I got random roommates and don't know a thing about them so these r my fears

what if they hate christmas

what if they are OBSESSED WITH CHRISTMAS like wayyy too much

what if their fav holiday Thanksgiving 🫥

what if they put those jelly holiday stickers on the windows

what if they are all evil on their period and we sync up and become triple as evil

what if they think shooting games rots peoples brain (I love call of duty)

WHAT IF THEY HATE MY FAV YOUTUBERS

what if they write really shitty affirmations on the room mirror

what if they try to pull tik tok pranks on me

what if they complain about every single thing

what if they give me no quiet time

what if they care what everyone thinks

what if they do yoga RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM

what if they read colleen hoover books

what if they are a type A person

what if they are really sensitive

what if they are like “aesthetic” and i dont fit into that

what if they analyze everything i do

what if they have really firm morals

what if they think the world is out to get them

what if they sleep with one of those neon glow masks things on and have a 200 step routine

what if they are the sloth

what if they hate rap music/kanye hater

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[evedend]

Day one part 2!!!!!!!

SO

now that i have my computer set up i can properly type this out:333

starting this morning i woke up and immediately got a rush of adrenaline and felt like i was going to explode and i felt like this for about 3 hours until I had a coffee and then my youth pastor came by to say good bye to me. I love that guy so much bro. I've known him for almost 8 years now and he watched me grow up and in a way i watched him grow up. he came over for about 2 hours and hung out with me and my family.

after Trevor (pastor) left i finished packing small things i needed and had a bowl of ramen before leaving. My grandpa drove with me in his truck to take my mini fridge and some food.

on the way here i counted 5 log trucks that i passed and i kept count because they scare the fuck out of me because of the final destination scene. I also saw two active ambulances one of which i didn't hear coming my way and it scared me. Though my music wasn't even that loud. After i got checked in and got my room key i saw my bf walking up to my car which he opened the door and realizing he couldn't get in because i had stuff in all the seats he got in the truck with my grandpa and we drove down to my dorm and with all three of us moving things it only took about 15 minutes. To be fair i didn't bring too too much with the main things being my PC. clothes, bedding, and a box of my things.

after we got all the things unpacked from the car and truck I said goodbye to my grandpa for now and the poor guy looked like he was gonna cry. After he left Luke (bf) and i stayed in my room and we unpacked a little. He set up my PC and mini fridge while i was making the bed and organizing clothes.

When we were done for the time being we went to the dining hall on campus and had dinner together and I met some of his friends from XC and or Track (i don't remember). after dinner we came back here to my dorm and spent some quality time together cuddling and talking. The poor guy is pretty homesick already and its the first time I've seen him really cry. I held him until he felt better and after he did for a while he left to go for a run. While he was over though one of my roommates who lives in the room across from mine (the rooms are connected by a bathroom) knocked on the door and i was so sleepy when she came to say hi that i really didn't understand what all she said. She was really sweet though and her name is Chloe.

After Luke left i organized some more of my things and tried to figure out how to work the DVD player on my PC cause i brought a bunch of CD's and DVD's. Turns out my PC doesn't have the drive for it so ill have to order an external one at some point.

I also set up my coffee pot and make some hot chocolate. I had it and a small cup of sliced peaches. Before I ate though I invited one of my roommates over for coco to try and socialize and get better at making friends. I heard her washing her hands in the shared bathroom so i knocked and asked if shed like coco. We had a fabulous yap sesh which is why I'm typing this so late. She's now gone to bed and I'm about to after i post this lmao.

I'm so sorry if any of this is incoherent i am so so sleepy. Goodnight Tumblr people <3

[inbabylontheywept]

so i left the mormon church as a teenager (15ish? 16?), but stayed in attendance until i was 20. i was pretty up front about the whole deciding-it-wasnt-true process with my bishop, who frankly took it really well, but it wasnt like i pulled all 150 ward members aside and had a heart to heart with them. anyway, i didnt believe, so at 19 i didnt go on a mission, and while some people in the ward were totally fine with that, others werent. and there was one woman in her late 50s who pulled me aside one day to interrogate me why i hadnt gone on a mission.

"the duty of every young man" she said.

and the thing is, im autistic. and a lot of people assume that when youre autistic, your social skills just arent very good. but thats not exactly true. your Be Polite skills are kind of eh, and they tend to stay that way, but as a sort of survival mechanism your Be Rude skills become amazing simply because you get put in tons of situations where your choices are to Function or Be Polite. and no one can choose Be Polite forever. the world demands function, it merely encourages politeness.

anyway, it can really catch neurotypicals by surprise, because hey, heres this kind of awkward, graceless guy, who stumbles over his words a lot and is very apologetic. hes probably a huge pushover. but i'm only like that when we're playing The Polite Game, because i am frankly kind of bad at it. but when its time to play The Rude Game, i go fucking ham and asking about the not-going-on-a-mission thing is Super Rude. so i said:

"sister hadlock... they wont let me go because i lit-er-ally cannot stop sucking dicks. i dont know why, its just so, so hard."

*dramatic pause*

"also - its very difficult to stop."

anyway, it almost killed her. i think she'd expected to just kind of steamroll me for the entire conversation, but the answer crushed her soul. instead of continuing her interrogation she made a noise like a horse drowning in a bog and left.

to add insult to injury, she went to the bishop after that, thinking he'd chew me out for being an ass, but instead he chewed her out for not minding her own business. then she went to my parents after that, who basically went "yeah, babylon was pretty rude. but youre also pretty rude. what are you, mad that he's better at it than you?"

i really loved that ward.

[junotter]

Part 2 of my modern avatar au, The Gaang (part 1)

[sapsolace]

obsessed w these boneheads as of late :]

[lilybug-02]

An alarm clock sounds the end!

Bug Fact: Several insects can hear ultrasonic sound waves, including cockroaches, spiders, wasps, beetles, and flies.

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[gummy-axolotl]

I AM GOING FUCKIGN INSANE. HOLY SHIT.

If you type "Oroborous" in the computer on Thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com, you get a little Journal Entry- evidently Ford had a pet axolotl!!

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND THOUGH. YOU NEED TO COMPREHEND. HE NAMED HIS AXOLOTL FRILLIAM.

I HAD A PET AXOLOTL FOR THREE YEARS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY AXOLOTL WAS NAMED. I NAMED HIM AFTER BILL CIPHER BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT HIS FULL NAME WAS. I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE.

MY PET AXOLOTL, WHICH I HAD FROM 2021-2024 WAS NAMED "LORD FRILLIAM BILLIAM DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND EATER OF SOULS."

FRILLY BILL FOR SHORT

I FUCK

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HOLY SHIT

There's my little guy!!! ^^^

[godihatechoosingusernames]

Arthur when he calls Merlin a useless idiot and Merlin doesn't retaliate by calling him a fat bastard:

[myhyperfixationisiforgot]

Look it is very important to me that everyone knows that Sophie is also fucking nuts in the book. Everybody always talks about how absurd Howl in the book but Sophie is right there with him.

She's so determined to be the normal sister that she's just actually convinced herself that the magic she is clearly, visibly, blatantly performing happens to everyone. Just. You know. Not anyone around her. The curse wore off weeks ago and she's just totally sure she's happier as an old woman. Her sisters have initiated some complex long-game tomfoolery to switch lives and Sophie also thinks that this is the most logical choice.

Sophie does not move in with a romantic mythic man who treats her right, she moves in with a runaway doctoral candidate who immediately dates her sister and drags her into his family drama. She and Howl are both so afraid of romantic commitment they accidentally trick themselves into becoming life partners. They kill the witch of the waste mostly on a whim, and they argue about which one of them is more impulsive for doing so the whole time.

[hellenhighwater]

Genuinely being a single woman in my thirties, living alone, is such a mixed blessing sometimes. I do love my house and when I'm here I literally never want to leave. But on the other hand, I do get tired of leaving to go hang out with people, even though I love seeing them. Especially because I have such a great group of friends but they live all over the place, geographically, and therefore most of them don't know each other. And I actually really love hosting? But I never have people in my house because logistically it's always more practical for me to go to them than vice versa.

But sometimes I buy new old dishes and wanna just have a little fancy wizard party, but all my guests are far away. Please may I have the teleport spell. Or a high-speed commuter rail system.

[catball]

stop going to college to get knowledge come back home and play with foam!!!!

[wanologic]

yo danny fenton he was just 19

[ashwii]

Man, it's been like 6 or 7 years since I've really drawn gravity falls. Welcome back, Bill.

[nachocheezos21]

personally blaming @randomtheidiot and @ofchaosandlight for the angst posting on the comments /j

but anyway !! .:3

[astrangeavenue]

like a month ago i was feeling the Anxieties cause i was moving to college soon so i just drew isat characters with a cool pen brush . except odile i drew her like a week ago. but im better now im just busy as freak So you can have some older doobles

second one is based off of a scene from in blood and stars