#motorcycle: matilda

[nevermore-grimes]

HOLY SHIT!!! I’M LITERALLY SHAKING OMG!!! I FOUND THEM!!! I FOUND MY OLD PARACOSM NOTEBOOKS!!!

Oh my god, I thought I was gonna throw up… Oh my god…

It’s gonna take me ages to digitize them, but I took pictures of all the pages so I didn’t have to get caught with the real copies (it took me, like, an hour and I was sick with anxiety the whole time).

So, please enjoy some really old arts that I drew of some of my paras (terrible art warning below the cut, lmaooo!).

*NOTE*: Since these designs are old, they do not exactly reflect how each of the paras depicted look today.

[fishareglorious]

burn bros jsolde hangout where j takes her out on a spin on his bike, isolde gets curious about how to drive one and joe happily teaches her through the basics and a few other stuff about motorcycles and isolde gets even more intrigued and little did they know this will be the start of isolde's descent into becoming a biker nerd.

[pezboisworld]

OK, but this means that Trunchbull has to do something equally as ridiculous as throwing children around by their hair. Maybe she cuts the girls pigtails off or tying the girl up by her hair.

This changes the Trunchballs physical hands on violence since she can no longer throw the hammer with this new body type. Perhaps she does another Olympic sport. One that centers on traditional beauty. Maybe she was a former ice skater or gymnast.

Matilda (movie) remake where Trunchbull looks like one of those hyper feminine bleach blonde Republican women you see on talk shows as the token girl/eye candy. And then Miss Honey is a soft-hearted, handy, tie-wearing Butch.

[johaerys-writes]

Tagged by @figsandphiltatos thank you!!

rules: shuffle your on repeat playlist and list the first ten songs.

BLUE - Billie Eilish

Mariners Apartment Complex - Lana del Rey

Nights - Frank Ocean

BEST INTEREST- Tyler, the Creator

Bad End- Kvi Baba

World Champ - Marlon Craft

Matilda - Alt-J

Disciples- Tame Impala

Restless Sinner - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

Take Care - Beach House

I tend to have songs on repeat when I write so my on repeat playlist is just full of those. If you've been following my writing then you can maybe tell which songs correspond to which chapter/work lol. There's also some songs that have been on that list for literally ages and never seem to go away because I simply never skip them (Frank Ocean & Lana I'm looking at you). But yeah I feel like this is a good representation of my current jams haha.

Tagging forth to (no pressure): @baejax-the-great @thiefylilelf @vimlos @gloriesunsung @juliafied @peachandfig @supernova3space @azurejacques @starshower1215 @heypax @cordelia---rose @tragediegh @knicknocknick @elveny @ca1a-liinaa @darlingpoppet @tender-wolf @voidcatofbedlam @thesingingbadger @avilynrain @badpriestessofbuttsburgh and anyone else who might like to join!

[redflagshipwriter]

Hello! I think Nest Swap goes well with "When I Grow Up" from Matilda the Musical

Omg that's truly perfect? The second verse is ding ding ding on the money.

Tim spun in a circle with his arms spread out, and screeched like an owl. He took a minute to breathe heavily and jump up and down to try to work off his energy about how cool this was. He didn't know where to start! 

It was some kind of secret hideout. Tim all but vibrated from excitement. Holy cow! He ran from room to room, sliding in his socks and giggling madly. There were two secret floors below the apartment. There were motorcycles! There was a big computer! There was a huge workspace with lots of deconstructed tools and radios and things that he was definitely going to look at later. 

[captain-price-unofficially]

Italian soldier in the Western Desert examines a knocked out British Matilda II tank. His Benelli 500 motorcycle is leaning against it.

[fourtified-au]

I do happen to have another side AU where they're all girls! It's a more recent addition so I haven't really had the time to sit down and design everyone. Again, everything is the same. Matilda is just a total badass and owns a motorcycle because I said so. :3

[neonartistycauseidk]

DROP CATCF HEADCANONS

Okay…..Okay….Okay….omg where do I start…..

I think I’ll try going by character???

Charlie:

…Gay. I know what you are sir. This man likes MEN. (I’m pretty sure a majority of people headcannon this…but whatever)

Charlie and Matilda (the one from the Jr.) are childhood besties and have been friends since kindergarten——he met James about a year later.

Perfect cinnamon roll. Literally can do NO WRONG…and thats to A FAULT.

Goody-two-shoes—-need I say more?

Listens to songs from the 20s, 30s, 40s, and 50s on record because his family has quite a bit of records.

The shortest (height-wise) of the group…I’m not sure—-this one just feels right. (Like…maybe 5”4 or 5”5? He’s pretty short)

Also, definitely the youngest of the group…12 MAX at the time of the tour (I headcannon he was 10 during the main events of the story)

Became interested in Wonka through Grandpa Joes stories about working there

Loves his grandparents stories about their lives in general (despite Grandpa Joe’s being his favorites)

Gets in a relationship with James in the future (Implied in a previous post)

NEVER…and I mean…NEVER curses. The worst curse word to ever come out of him was “gee-willikers”

Mom friend/therapist friend of the group.

Oh…also the——matchmaker of the group…yeah…somehow this little guy got all of his friends together and HE doesn’t even know how it happened.

Violet:

Lesbian. WOMAN LOVER.

Was…actually pressured into gum chewing by her parents. I mean, just listen to any of her songs from the musicals…it’s pretty obvious.

Broke multiple Guinness World Records…her most notable, of course, being able to chew a singular piece of gum for a total of five months…yikes.

Despite being a “professional gum chewer”…she doesn’t actually care much for candy. It’s not like she down right DESPISES it, like Mike…but still.

If we’re talking modern au (not in the 70s or the early 2000s), she would absolutely be into Billie Eilish and AViVA

Lover of motorcycles and cars,

Leading me into my next headcannon: Violets a major tomboy…which should come as no surprise (much to her mothers dismay)

After the tour, her relationship with her parents became strained (more so than it already was) and she was often insulted by them for being “stupid” and “immature.” I mean, “how could a girl be told NOT to do something…but then do it any way?”….especially if it turned her BLUE.

Cut her hair, bleached it blonde, and left home the second she could…desperate to sever any relation/and or ties to family.

Ends up in a relationship with Matilda (Charlie’s bestie).

Bestie = Mike Teavee….OOOOGGH BOY these two are absolutely chaotic together. What a perfect duo

Likely the closest with Charlie post-tour? Idk it just sorta feels right.

Doesn’t stay dark blue for her entire life—-as she grows up, the color of her skin gets lighter…becoming and staying light blue when she’s around 16, I’d say.

Miranda:

Demisexual…likely Demi-aroace…

Speaks seven languages (Chinese, Russian, Japanese, German, French, Spanish, and English), however, she says she speaks six because “saying she speaks seven languages…would be bragging.”

Fences, plays soccer, and lacrosse

Plays the violin, piano, cello, harp, and flute

Student council president at her school

Participates in every extra-curricular activity her school offers

Similar to Violet, pressured into being the best by her parents…if she were in the book, movies, or musical adaptations—-Miranda and Violet would probably have a rivalry.

Very professional…speaks to everyone as if she’s speaking to—-like—-the president or something

Assumed she had her entire life planned out at the before the tour…at only 11 years old.

Thought she’d become a lawyer or a politician—-that or a schoolmaster, like her father.

Took the longest to warm up to all of the golden ticket winners post tour—-was afraid of feeling things.

Pretty much hated everyone at first and actually thought the tour was a “waste of time.”

However, she hated Augustus the least…so it kinda makes sense why she became…friends with him first.

Took her the longest to befriend Mike….OOOGH boy—-it was a struggle…since they, too, had a rivalry—-and she was convinced he was an UTTER BUFFOON before actually getting to know him.

Post tour, Miranda is left with red spots over her skin…luckily, though, there aren’t a lot.

Last one, calls Augustus “Auggie” in the future.

Augustus:

Demisexual and genderfluid (he/she/they pronouns…)

Nicest of the “rotten kids”

Actually, besides Charlie of course, has one of the best relationships with his parents (er—-well, mother…his father passed away before he could remember him).

Probably was the most willing of the “rotten” golden ticket winners to be friends with Charlie post tour

Cross dresses (mainly in the future) and probably gets fashion advice from Veruca—-okay, you know what…they’d probably bond over fashion.

Though everyone disliked Miranda (except Charlie because he literally cannot hate anyone), Augustus was the first to get Miranda to open up—-to everyone’s shock.

Unlikely lovers: Augustus and Miranda—-HEAR ME OUT.

Sweetest little guy…I can’t even.

After the tour, he began to have a healthier relationship with food.

Can sing opera level notes (I blame “A Little Bit of Good” from Chicago for this one)…So…I guess, vocally, he’d be a countertenor?

Never lost his German accent—-despite not living in Germany anymore when he’s older.

Veruca:

…I don’t think she’s gay, guys—-although, I’m not opposed to demi-girl (she/they) Veruca. At the very most…I’d say bi-curious? (Oh god I hope this doesn’t offend anyone I’m so sorry I know people see her as a lesbian its just not something I see SORRY)

Definitely became nicer post tour—-she actually becomes ashamed of her past self.

Probably only remains in contact with her dad in the future considering the fact that her mother…wasn’t necessarily in the picture anyhow…

Does ballet. I LOVE this detail from the broadway musical…

Half Russian and British

Voice of reason when it comes to her and Mikes relationship (both platonically and romantically).

Ends up together with Mike eventually

If it’s modern au—-I could see Veruca being into musical theater (the “big ones” now specifically…even though I could see it being in my regular version of events)

Learns to be—-less spoiled, one could say…

Dresses in a lot less fancy clothing post tour—-of course it’s still nice clothing…but its not like she’s wearing luxurious, poofy, sparkling dresses everywhere and anywhere to “flaunt her families riches” in everyone’s face.

Mike:

Bisexual. No comment.

Modern au Mike would be OBSESSED with Saturday morning cartoons. He’d also be a Nickelodeon kid without a doubt. Spongebob would be his favorite…because of course it would…He’d also like Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Also modern au…Mike would be a theater kid. I feel like his favorite would be Spongebob the musical…..go figure.

Since I’m assuming Captain Knuckleduster (in the catcf verse) is a piece of media Mike consumes…(both shows and games based on Captain Knuckleduster)…I’m gonna say it was something he really loved as a kid…perhaps Captain Knuckleduster provided him comfort due to him feeling like a father figure to him. Hmmm…Do I smell daddy issues?

Yeah, Mike and his dad, Norman, aren’t very close…

…huh, it’s probably why Violet and Mike are close….they both have parental issues (Violet with her mom, mainly, and Mike with his dad).

Mike and his mother, Ethel, however…I actually feel like they end up on good terms and have a pretty good relationship in the future! I also feel like in the future that Mike learns to respect her and appreciate her.

In the future—-Mike probably becomes a physics teacher…Not only based on his interests but also out of respect for his mother (since his mother is normally portrayed to be a teacher).

Genius….Need I say more?

Post tour, Mike ends up—-pretty much back to normal size! Maybe an inch or two taller…but normal sized!…yet, theres a catch. Because of his body being stretched to UNGODLY lengths to try and fix him…he likely ended up with bones like rubber….and post tour, his limbs can stretch very far….uncontrollably.

But after bouts of depression, self-hatred, self-discovery, and then self-acceptance (and also therapy…lots of it), Mike realizes he can actually control it…basically giving him a super power almost (move over elastigirl…here comes Mike Teavee).

Ends up becoming pretty close with Charlie in the future too.

Thinks he’s a smooth a** mother f**ker when it comes to flirting…but…oh my god…he just…OOOOGH boy…he sucks at it. Can’t flirt in a smooth way AT ALL yet thinks he’s just so…good at it???? It probably drives Veruca insane (in a good way) and probably gets a laugh out of her too.

Okay, so, uh…That’s it for now! I hope you liked my headcannons!!! I’d love to hear yours! Also, thank you for listening to my babbling lol!

[tornadopilot]

matilda the ant in a little sidecar off shadow’s motorcycle. is this anything

[books-in-a-storm]

Snowflake Book Review’s

Title: Gator Bait MC #3 Cute But Psycho

Author: Lani Lynn Vale

Pages:241

Snowflake Rating:❄❄❄❄(4/5)

Synopsis: Etienne LaFayette hits the ground running the moment he breathes free air after being paroled from a maximum-security prison in Texas. He claws his life back from his brother-in-law who’d taken over his business during the years he’d spent as an inmate at Huntsville Penitentiary. Though it is hard, he puts his life back together in Accident, Florida. There, he hires new employees, joins a motorcycle club, and becomes wildly successful overnight. Seems like the perfect life, right? Wrong. Because one of his first clients is a beautiful, curly-haired woman that reels him in from the moment he first lays eyes on her. Only, before he can work his charm, she forms an opinion of him based solely on the person that he chose to work at his side, day in and day out. That opinion? Utter disgust. Matilda Deveraux has been dealt blow after blow her entire life. First with the death of her mom. Then living with a stepfamily that despises her. Her entire life she’s been known as different. The “weird girl that creeps everyone out.” It’s not her fault that she’s different, yet everyone, including Etienne’s assistant, treats her like she’s a menace to society. Like she would be better off in a loony bin than gracing the streets of Accident, Florida. After years of abuse from everyone around her, the last thing she needs is to be around a man that would have that horrible woman around him twenty-four seven. As a result, she forms an opinion—something that people do to her all the time—and treats him accordingly. Only, it turns out that Etienne isn’t who she thought he was. He’s much, much worse. But only in the best of ways.

[nevermore-grimes]

Aerith: I’ve got a new game. It’s called Matilda or Loki. I give you real things I’ve heard Nevermore say and you have to tell me if she was talking to her motorcycle or her boyfriend. Loki: Nevermore: I don’t think I like this game.

[mativaldez]

MATILDA 'MATI' VALDEZ — the allegiant.

pronouns & gender: cis woman & she/her

sexuality: pansexual

birth date: august 6th, 1993

birth place: chicago, illinois

neighborhood: south side

occupation: manager at no man's land

family: gemma collier ( 12 ), caleb collier ( 5 ), scarlett collier ( 3 )

relationship status: separated

Since her bio is on the main, I won't post it below and instead will have a tldr to make it easy on y'all! I'll probably also just use this as my way of keeping track of things! Putting my information along with connection ideas, plots, and established here as well!

BACKGROUND —

Born into the world of the Devil's Disciples Motorcycle Club

Unconventional family: Escort mother and initially uncertain father who was a member of the club

Mother passed away in a club operation when Mati was eight

Modest life in a tiny apartment on Chicago's south side

Became pregnant at 18, married the father, and had a daughter named Gemma

Worked at a local diner, while her husband became a club member

Developed into a fiercely protective mother, prioritizing her children

Welcomed two more children: Caleb and Scarlett

Separated from her husband due to relationship issues and club-related risks

Became a manager at No Man's Land, a local bar

Loyal to the Disciples, but increasingly questions the life she wants for her children

Resided in a mobile home on the south side and cared for her ailing father

Stubborn and determined, she saw herself as untouchable but yearned for a better life for her kids

Determined to balance her loyalty to the club with her children's future

Not one to start conflict but prepared to confront it when necessary..... aka, I don't start shit but I can tell you how it ends....

CONNECTIONS —

Brooke, Peyton & Haley: So because I'm a sucker for OTH I would love for some three girlies friendship. They're Mati's best friends, who have been a constant presence in her life and are like sisters to her. They've known each other since before Gemma was born, and their bond has weathered its ups and downs. One is a godmother to Caleb and the other to Scarlett. They're with each other through thick and thin and would go to great lengths to protect each other. Club Connections - Like Family: Mati has grown up around the club and developed strong, brotherly/sisterly bonds with several club members. They share fun-loving banter, engage in goofball antics, and enjoy each other's company, creating a strong sense of camaraderie within the club. These connections are akin to siblings who have stood by her side throughout her life, offering support and friendship. Club Connections - Not So Positive: On the flip side, Mati may also have some club connections that aren't as positive. The reasons behind the animosity can be plotted out, whether it's past disputes, misunderstandings, or differing views within the club. These connections add tension and conflict to Mati's life, reflecting the complex dynamics within the club. Because who doesn't love some good old animosity, right!? Friends, Confidants, Drinking Buddies, Protectees and Little Siblings-like, etc: Mati has a broad array of positive connections, including friends who provide her with a support system, confidants with whom she can share her deepest thoughts, and individuals she considers like little siblings. She is a natural momma bear and is protective of those she cares about, making her a reliable and nurturing presence in their lives. Brief Fling: Mati had an emotional affair during a particularly low point in her marriage with someone who was close to her. They had always wondered what it would be like to cross that line, and circumstances led to a series of moments together. This connection could be explored further of course! Think of all the angst. Patrons of No Man's Land: As the manager of No Man's Land, Mati has regular interactions with patrons of the bar. These connections could range from regular customers she knows by name to individuals who have shared stories or laughter over drinks.

PLOTS —

Sometimes it's fun to just dive into things. These can be chance encounters and we just start here or stuff to do with our already plotted out connections.

Playing hooky and getting high down by the water one night and talking about life.

Challenging someone to a drunk game of pool at the bar, both getting a little tipsy and pouring out life's problems.

Mati rescues a friend from an unwanted conversation with someone, providing a fun escape or vice versa.

Spending a night in jail because of something silly and fun they did, reminiscing about the adventure. (Gives OTH vibes tbh)

Karaoke night at a local pub, with Mati unexpectedly signing someone up to perform.

A spontaneous road trip with friends to a nearby town, filled with unexpected adventures.

Mati organizes a charity event at No Man's Land, bringing the people together for a good cause.

A friendly competition at the bar, like a karaoke showdown or a dart tournament.

A car accident that involves Mati and another character, leads to a series of dramatic events or not-so-dramatic events.

A small club operation goes awry, leaving Mati and others caught in the crossfire. Something small ofc (if allowed).

A mugging incident where either Mati is mugged or sees someone getting mugged. Something small ofc (if allowed).

A devastating fire breaks out in her mobile home park. Something small ofc (if allowed).

ESTABLISHED CONNECTIONS —

positive

tba

negative

tba

romantic

tba

non playable

Manuel "Manny" Valdez (father)

Elena Silva (mother - deceased)

Gemma Collier (daughter)

Caleb Collier (son)

Scarlett Collier (daughter)

[ocs-res]

Mattie Profile & Facts

Mattie is a soloist and producer under Orion Entertainment. She made her solo debut with the EP Me Now.

Fandom Name: MyMy

Fandom Color(s): Burgundy

Mattie

Stage Name: Mattie (매티)

Given Name: Xiao Jia Yi (萧嘉仪)

DOB: November 11

Zodiac: Scorpio

Height: 170 cm (5’ 7”)

Weight: 56 kg (123 lbs)

Blood Type: A

MBTI: INTP-A

Nationality: Chinese

Fun Facts:

She was born in Guangzhou, China but grew up in Austin, USA.

She is an only child.

She is a former member of Dark Angels.

After the disbandment of Dark Angels, Mattie decided to stay with Orion Entertainment and became the company’s main producer.

In her spare time, she enjoys playing soccer and producing music.

She says her nickname and stage name came from her English name “Matilda”.

She can play the drums.

She can speak three languages: Mandarin, English, and Korean. She says she knows enough Japanese to have a conversation, but not enough to be fluent.

She has several tattoos.

She prefers riding motorcycles over driving a car.

[mixamorphosis]

Blog post and linked up tracklist [HERE].

Tracklist

Felix Da Housecat / P. Diddy - Fuk Dat (Accapella) Oneohtrix Point Never - Astral Project T.I.N.A (Lo Recordings) Ray Mang - Look Into My Eyes (Mangled) Pistolpuma - Feathers (Houselective) Crazy P - Never Gonna Reach Me (Hot Toddy Remix) (20:20 Vision) Skatebård - Starwatcher II (Balsa Wood) Craig Smith & The Revenge - The Soul Pt. II (6th Borough Project Remix) (Delusions Of Grandeur) Todd Terje - Eurodans (Future Disco) Bonar Bradberry - Carlos The Jackal (Future Disco) M - Pop Muzik (Todd Terje Remix) (Permanent Vacation) Tiago - Motorcycles (Neville Watson Remix) (Hands Of Time) Ajello - Come Back (The Heels Of Love Mix) (Mad On The Moon) John Talabot - Matilda's Dream (Permanent Vacation) The Revenge - Just Be Good (Ron Basejam Remix) (Needwant)

Download available via [HEARTHIS]

[nottinghillhq]

welcome to notting hill, rosa and scarlett we’re super excited to have you here, you’ve got twenty four hours to send in your accounts!

 CHLOE ROSE ROBERTSON. SHE/HER / have you ever heard of VIENNA by billy joel, well, it describes ANDROMEDA 'ANDI' LAWSON to a tee! the twenty-one year old, and OLYMPIC ICE SKATER was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say SHE are more naive or more DETERMINED instead? anyway, they remind me of a side table full of empty water bottles, muffled screams into a pillow, hanging polaroids, texting back within seconds, ice baths on sore muscles. [ROSA ] JONATHAN MAJORS. HE/HIM / have you ever heard of NUMB by linkin park, well, it describes QUINCY 'QUINN' RHODES  to a tee! the thirty-three year old, and RETIRED BOXER / CARPENTER was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE are more self-conscious or more HONEST instead? anyway, they remind me of hanging boxing gloves, being very emotional but not showing it, long sessions of physical therapy, sunday mornings in graveyards, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ ROSA ] 

ALPEREN DUYMAZ. HE/HIM / have you ever heard of BLOOD // WATER by grandson, well, it describes ASLAN KARTAL to a tee! the thirty-one year old, and MECHANIC was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE is more withdrawn or more IMPULSIVE instead? anyway, they remind me of bloodied knuckles, cynicism, black coffee, motorcycles and tattoos, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ SCARLETT / SHE/HER/ 28/ NZST ]  BENSU SORAL. SHE/HER / have you ever heard of PRINCESSES DON’T CRY by aviva, well, it describes EMIRA OZTURK to a tee! the twenty-eight year old, and LAWYER was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say SHE is more guarded or more HEADSTRONG instead? anyway, they remind me of three to needing everything to be perfect, crimson red lipstick, the sound of high heels walking, freshly ironed clothes, post-it notes, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ SCARLETT / SHE/HER/ 28/ NZST ] ABIGAIL COWEN. SHE/HER / have you ever heard of DON’T DIE YOUNG, DON’T GET OLD by little big town, well, it describes MATILDA RHODES to a tee! the twenty-seven year old, and PARAMEDIC was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say SHE is more stubborn or more LOYAL instead? anyway, they remind me of worn out converse sneakers,  drunkenly dancing on tables, stargazing on a lawn, old leather jackets and picking locks, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ SCARLETT / SHE/HER/ 28/ NZST ] OLIVER STARK. HE/HIM / have you ever heard of I’LL BE GOOD by jaymes young, well, it describes SAMUEL WINSTON to a tee! the thirty year old, and FIREFIGHTER was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE is more hotheaded or more SELFLESS instead? anyway, they remind me of never taking no for an answer, confidence that could kill, clenched fists, fighting outside bars and being the knight in shining armor, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ SCARLETT / SHE/HER/ 28/ NZST ]

[brokensenseofhumor]

Oh. Probs shouldn’t talk about this but my class watched a musical version of Matilda on Netflix and I’m going to talk about the mess

Here’s what I’ve seen so far:

So Matilda’s parents didn’t want her at all. Then it time skips to Matilda the day before she goes to school. She sometimes visits the trailer of a woman named Miss Thepp and there’s some implication Miss Thepp is her babysitter. Then Matilda stays up and puts green hair dye in her dad’s shampoo, and the dad is PISSED.

Next day she goes to her school and instantly gets a friend. Then the high tier students give them a tour of the school, which is massive. and then they’re given 5 seconds to run to their classrooms and Matilda and her friend get in at the last second

Then Matilda proceeds to solve all the complex multiplications on the chalkboard while the teacher is handing out books. (Mood)

Next, the teacher has a chit chat with Miss Trenchbull and then Trenchbull has PTSD from when she lost a sports championship (is she okay??)

Then the classic scenes. Amanda Thripp gets swung and thrown, Bruce is forced to eat a whole 4-layer chocolate cake and there’s juicy gossip about the chokey

Next thing you know there’s a revolution underway and some kid is hallucinating about his bike being a motorcycle instead

Also there’s a whole subplot about Matilda writing a story about a pregnant circus acrobatic getting forced by her step sister to perform the most dangerous act in history, and Matilda is coming up with bits of the story thanks to the shenanigans at school

I’ll reblog with the rest if my teacher keeps putting it on during recess inside the classroom