#mothman-juicy-ass

[karlachismylife]

giving you a cartoonishly big fat kiss on the forehead to make you feel better-

thats my WIFE (gender neutral) your brain is bad talking!!! tell it to square the 🦆 up 🤺🤺🤺

*turns into the forehead kiss meme* Thank you baby 🥺🥺🥺 that definitely fixed my brainwaves a bit. But please don't beat my brain up, it doesn't have that many cells, that's an unfair fight...

Here are forehead kisses headcanons with task force 141:

Price is the king of forehead kisses. Yeah, his beard does sometimes tickle or even prickle, but honestly - nothing matters when he puts his heavy palm on your scruff, rubbing and squeezing a bit roughly, then pulls you closer to rest his forehead against yours, and after several moments of the most intimate closeness a person can achieve, lets out a deep sigh and shifts to press his lips to the spot he just was leaning against. You could be bleeding out to death, but that still would bring you immense inner peace and calm. And he does it casually, too - as a good morning kiss, a goodbye, as a thank you for the cup of tea you bring him when he's busy, when he just thinks you look cute... it's paternal, and not just in a dad-coded way. It's a leader promising care for those who follow him.

Gaz leaves the warmest, lingering, molten kisses. It's the softest feeling ever, there's literally a wave of sunlight and warmth washing over you starting from the spot where his full lips are touching your forehead. It's a quintessence of tenderness, filled with the ultimate romance - if there's always something a bit playful in the reverence he kisses your hands with, his forehead kisses are just pure love and adoration. His eyes stay closed for a few moments after he pulls away, too, like he's enjoying this even more than you, and he often follows up with a temple kiss or soft peck on the bridge of your nose. His soft breath always makes your skin heat up and wakes up the butterflies in your stomach.

Ghost is a grumpy forehead kisser. It's often a result of him sulking or brooding about some minute disagreement or you refusing to stay in bed with him forever when he wants cuddles and you want not to be fired for missing work. He can't break the act that's supposed to tug on your heartstrings, but he still wants to kiss you - that's how you get these reluctant, short, gruff pecks that feel almost like a bird pecking at some grain. In some time you learn to catch that little smile he actually has when he kisses you on the forehead, thinking you won't notice, but confronting him about it is useless - he's too good at pretending he's nothing but a big grump. Too bad that he never expects a return forehead kiss. Or that you know he often does it while you're asleep (or he thinks you are) and he is restless.

Soap is the CEO of cartoonishly big fat forehead kisses. He makes a point out of grabbing your cheeks, squishing them and pulling you up close to give you the loudest, silliest, messiest SMOOCH. Usually as a distraction tactic while you're scolding him - and as you're fighting the stupid smile this goofy kiss elicits, he's already kissing you on the lips. Sly bastard. It's almost as if he just can't do it normally, even when it's not a bomb-diffusing tactic (with you being the bomb), but a rather sweet cuddling sesh, he still makes a loud smooching noise and gives a theatric satisfied sigh afterwards. You'll just have to get used to this silliness. Doesn't mean you shouldn't whoop his ass if he accidentally leaves a real fucking hickey right in the middle of your forehead. Idiot.

[ohbo-ohno]

happy pride to you too

😭😭😭

[karlachismylife]

I love how everyone just decided I'm the Hyena CEO™ of COD fandom now (please keep them coming, I adore everything I get tagged in/sent)

And oh my God he IS SO PRETTY honestly all three (not counting the hyenas cuz their prettiness is out of the question) of them?? I love the art style and oh the crossover is YUMMY. Fluffy boys and girls getting well fed and all the chin scratches :33

Love the two-colour mohawk, love the annoyed cat(man) and honestly Ghost looks like a god I'd worship here. Thinking about that tree spirits!141 au again...

Thank you love, I loooove this!!!

DC inspired crossover/au

A collection of very old half finished doodles Not sure if I'll ever do anything more with this so might as well post them

|| Soap/Harley Quinn | Ghost/Poison ivy | Gaz/Catwoman ||

Cringe but free

[olibird]

SC, looking for Ocs

So because I’m new, I’m going to hopefully make a list of OCs! (So I can actually remember who goes to who) Please tell me about your own if you’re not on the list, or if you have multiple and I missed one! Feel free to fill this out to help make it easier :D

Ace (0-13)   by @insomniacsystem

Agnelli (7-29)  by  @asenith

Anderson (---)  by @i-n-k-s    

Angel (3-13)    by @mentally-unavailable   

Apollo (7-0)   by @insomniacsystem

Artemis (0-7)    by @insomniacsystem

Ash (---)  by @rottenb0gb0dy       

Ash (9-15)   by @honeydew-jam

Azrael (6-1)  by @insomniacsystem

Azz (3-4)   by @doodling-doodle

Backdoor (---)   by @the11tailed 

Bee (2-11)  by @justasmolbard   

Boiler (4-65)   by  @honeydew-jam  

Breakfast (4-63)  by @honeydew-jam

Bullet (7-9)    by @walder-138

Cerberus (7-11)   by @pampanope

Chisel (---)  by @chisaikan

Coyote (10-19)  by @toastthewolfie   

Dawn (7-28)    by @tw1nkee28

Dr. Gwendolyn (---) by @heartdiver123

Dr. Jekyll (---)  by  @strawbkiwi 

Dr. O'Connors (2-5)    by @mothman-juicy-ass

Echo (---)  by @kalys-404 

Ek (---)    by @toastthewolfie 

Eyeball (---)   by @jarofteeths

Firefly (0-13)   by @insomniacsystem

Firefly (7-7) by @insomniacsystem

Flannel (---)   by @ram-bams-blog   

FISH (13-13)    by @mentally-unavailable  

Flatline (5-7)     by @imakosideas

Freefall (3-60)    by @zante-selachi

Froggy (---)    by @kaijugraves

Grandpa (---) by @niresenrab

Grimes (---)    by @asenith

Hearken (5-02)  by @callsign-hearken   

Holmberg (---)  by @lonetile4

Hydra (2-0)    by @edenkyubiko

Icarus (1-3)   by @insomniacsystem    

Icarus (10-6)   by @tiredbi-peach    

Iris (7-4)   by @n0xxo

Jack (11-0)   by @graynaricsukavluya

Jackrabbit (4-2)    by @tw1nkee28

Jaws (---) by @rottenb0gb0dy

Joker (5-9)  by @kings-out-of-pocket-hell

Kill (77-4)     by @kurt-dontcry

KitKat (19-35)     by @olibird

Lance (---)   by @iamcautiouslyoptimistic  

Lil (6-21)   by @lonetile4

Load (5-05)   by @justasmolbard   

Lock (5-15)   by @tiredbi-peach

LoveHurt (---)  by @mr-1-2-3-4 

Lovelace (8-9)  by @tiredbi-peach

Lucky (7-77)    by @koirian

Lynx (0-2)    by @Chaos_Idiot

Mac (7-23)   by @grimmartists     

Matchstick (9-1)    by @tiredbi-peach

Maverick (---) by @rottenb0gb0dy

Moff (4-04)   by @mentally-unavailable    

Montessori (---)   by @loneghostdreams   

Moth (12-3)     by @lemons-pears

Moribund (6-8)  by @tw1nkee28      

Murphy (3-2)        by @i-n-k-s

Muscles (2-9)   by  @frogcereal29   

MUTT (7-45)  by @asshork

Ninja (7-4)    by @the11tailed

Nire (10-21)    by @niresenrab    

Nomad (---) by @mortal-kombattore-115

Orion (2-15)  by @zante-selachi  

Orca (2-7) by @zante-selachi 

Panops (1-2)  by   @honeydew-jam

Panzer (1-13)  by @callsignkatzchen

Parlour (9-3)    by @asenith

Peaches (7-22)   by @pampanope

Phantom (2-24)    by  @kalys-404

Phoenix (7-5)   by @insomniacsystem

Pixel (11-18)  by @mr-1-2-3-4

Possum (7-89) by @tiredbi-peach 

REDACTED (---)  by @kings-out-of-pocket-hell

Reed (4-06) by @justasmolbard

Rex (---) by @rottenb0gb0dy    

Ro (6-02)    by @justasmolbard  

Rune (8-8)  by  @insomniacsystem

Salo (2-1)    by @warborn-tragedy

Selena (10-13)   by @toastthewolfie

Sentinel (0-4)   by @kalys-404

Shark (---)   by @tekioshark

Shark (---)   by @ur-local-snowman

Shion (---)    by @callsignkatzchen

Shrike (4-14)    by @i-n-k-s

Sol (8-9)  by @snow--berry

Sparks (---) by @rottenb0gb0dy     

Sparks (---)  by @mortal-kombattore-115     

Spitfire (---) by @rottenb0gb0dy 

Switchblade (19-04)    by @mythrite

Takker (---)   by @crazyfandomluver

Teramen (3-5)   by @imakosideas

Tick (8-5)   by @imborredandwanttolookatthings  

Traitor (1-6) by @shadow1-6   

V (0-2)  by @insomniacsystem

Valkyrie (18-1)     by @shadow18-1 

Vein (14-31)   by @8-rae-rae-8

Vendetta (2-3)   by  @zante-selachi   

Violet (9-14)  by @mask-v  

 Vixen (7-13)   by @artisticvixen

Voitto (2-2)    by @warborn-tragedy

Vulcan (---)  by @toastthewolfie

Walker (4-3)   by @8-rae-rae-8

Walker (4-3)    by @8-rae-rae-8

Wasp (---) by @rottenb0gb0dy  

Wolf (---)  by @ur-local-snowman

Wraith (6-4)   by @sw11ft

Wraith (9-02)  by @thegreatllamatamer

Wyvern (---) by  @cyanidebitsg

Камшат (---) by @kankan0fficial

(----) 3-09     by @vithoma

(----) 4-9      by @imakosideas

(Also google doc of the info i've found on Ocs! Plz tell if any info is incorrect or if you want me to add more!)

SC Ocs Info Page :D

[nxpthys]

Aegon: How did I break my hands? Wrong answers only. Aemond: Smacking the west Virginia mothman statue's juicy metal ass so hard it shattered. Aegon: I said wrong answers only.

[gaybabything]

He's a North American cryptid primarily in the Eastern and Southern United States. Most famous in West Virginia tho, cause the first sighting was in Point Pleasant there. It's actually a huge part of the town now, and they have a TON of tourist attractions for it. Basically this big humanoid figure with wings and red bug eyes that gets spotted only at night. Also one of the sexiest motherfuckers out there. He's quite possibly THE most simped after North American cryptid. (I think bigfoot actually passes him in that department, but I'm not gonna look it up).

This is the most common description:

And here is the Point Pleasant statue of him (it's 12 feet tall and 12 miles thiccc)

I'm not joking when I say that the statue is most famous because of its ass

Seriously tho what or who is the mothman. I'm scared of going into the tag so pls answer.

[sprite--cranberry]

@mothmans-juicy-ass

[blizzb3ar]

3, 4, 8, 38 :))

3 - do you leave the window open at night?

OH HELL NO.

4 - which cryptyd being do you believe in?

Mothman. I know that juicy ass is out there.

8 - how many water bottles are in your room right now?

Zero. But in my office, 2 bottles.

38 - a soap bar that smells good?

Lavender always smells good.

[what-immortal-hand-or-eye]

if it's asks you ask for then it is asks you shall receive:

do you have any classics that you used to hate but love now? mine's romeo and juliet and i'm really pretentious over it

burgers or hot dogs?

randomest impulse purchase?

can you yoyo?

washi tape. opinions?

favourite bagel type?

can you do a hand stand?

what's a game you used to play in school that you miss but don't have the numbers for to play again?

favourite shade of green, blue, and orange?

have you ever bought something bc of a fandom you're in? like i bought a leather jacket during my marauder's era days and own nearly all of part 1 of csm's manga. if you have then what was the most expensive one? the cheapest?

do you prefer gum that's sweet or minty?

when was the last time you had candy?

can you do the spilts?

favourite tongue twister?

You can join me in my blanket fort

I really came around to the odyssey, and I think it’s because I have a much better translation now. It flows beautifully and the details feel rich instead of tedious.

Borgor. In high school there was this burger place that I can’t name without sharing wayyy too much personal info, and it was delicious. Meat so juicy, flavors so good.

Hmm I don’t impulse buy a lot (usually allergic to spending money) but I did get a magnet that says “I went all the way to Point Pleasant to touch the shiny heiny” with a pic of the mothman statue’s ass on it. I needed it as soon as I saw it.

I can, actually! It’s been a hot minute, but I can do basic stuff.

I like stationary and making my silly little day planner look pretty. It’s usually overpriced, but it’s a nice way to add some color and whimsy.

Poppyseed with lox and cream cheese

Not last I checked, but I can get close

It’s actually the reverse now! I have more friends and more time to play games now than I did then, lol. I want to get into rpgs once I get settled. Lancer here I come

Green: the color of trees in deep summer

Blue: ultra saturated deep sapphire or lapis.

Orange: amber or goldfish

I have bought a lot due to fandom/being fandom adjacent. Most expensive was my sewing machine for vague and nebulous reasons but largely inspired by @starsailorstories Bell Town. Cheapest, probably some pins.

Minty

I had gummy sharks a few weeks ago

Damn near! I’m very flexible (hyper mobility woes) and if I keep stretching it’s only a matter of time

Betty Botter had some butter, “But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter. If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter.” So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, and she put it in her batter, and it made her batter better.

Very old vocal stim of mine

[karlachismylife]

tee hee bestie i found a post for you/the hyeana 141 au

https://www.tumblr.com/darkmoonhyena/761996683192172544/yep-thats-grean

AWWWW THANK YOU I'm swooning, you thought of me T__T

And oh my god just look at this very thorough inspection xD It's literally Johnny after Price sends him out for intel (he gotta bring only the most reliable information!)

Even though Johnny would love to dip his face somewhere else to be this drenched-

[dr-dean-watson-spencer-of-asgard]

#i saw mothmans juicy ass

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

[trickarrows-bishop]

[raze filming]

raze: hey everyone! we're playing budget real-life quiplash today :) [switches view to the others] phoenix: how did you break your wrist? wrong answers only. jett: smacking the west virginia mothman statue's juicy metal ass so hard it shattered. phoenix, sounding distressed: i said wrong answers only neon: yeah jett this isn't a confession :/

HELLLP

[sharkslayer06]

They had to ban me from ever going back to West Virginia because they know that I'll break every bone in my arm slapping the mothman statue's thick juicy ass again.

[jenny-from-the-bau]

bau getting a case in point pleasant, wv (home of mothman) and the killings are mothman-inspired. penelope gets so excited and tells jj "please you have to buy me mothman merch and also tell me if mothman is hot", jj rolls her eyes and firmly asserts that there is no such thing as a mothman, mothman wouldn't be hot if it were real, and that this is the work of a serial killer, not a cryptid.

she's right about one thing, the killings aren't the work of mothman and the unsub is a human, but mothman is definitely real and she's definitely hot.

emily noticing that jj likes butterflies/is wearing a butterfly necklace and asks her opinion on moths, jj is like "oh, they're so beautiful and overhated" and then emily turns into a very sexy seven-foot tall moth creature with glowing red eyes

(side note: have you seen how juicy the mothman statue's ass is, they're THICC)

Oh bestie, I'm trying to get my wife to go to the mothman festival with me or at least the museum in the off season 😭😭😭 She isn't as interested in cryptids as I am, but I am TRYING

Emily secretly being mothman the WHOLE TIME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 <- tears of joy now

[sinisterquotes]

You can't say that Mothman doesn't have a juicy ass.

Heather McKinney

[feralfennecfox]

number one item on my bucket list is to tap the juicy ass on the mothman statue