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karlachismylife · 2 months ago
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giving you a cartoonishly big fat kiss on the forehead to make you feel better-
thats my WIFE (gender neutral) your brain is bad talking!!! tell it to square the 🦆 up 🤺🤺🤺
*turns into the forehead kiss meme* Thank you baby 🥺🥺🥺 that definitely fixed my brainwaves a bit. But please don't beat my brain up, it doesn't have that many cells, that's an unfair fight...
Here are forehead kisses headcanons with task force 141:
Price is the king of forehead kisses. Yeah, his beard does sometimes tickle or even prickle, but honestly - nothing matters when he puts his heavy palm on your scruff, rubbing and squeezing a bit roughly, then pulls you closer to rest his forehead against yours, and after several moments of the most intimate closeness a person can achieve, lets out a deep sigh and shifts to press his lips to the spot he just was leaning against. You could be bleeding out to death, but that still would bring you immense inner peace and calm. And he does it casually, too - as a good morning kiss, a goodbye, as a thank you for the cup of tea you bring him when he's busy, when he just thinks you look cute... it's paternal, and not just in a dad-coded way. It's a leader promising care for those who follow him.
Gaz leaves the warmest, lingering, molten kisses. It's the softest feeling ever, there's literally a wave of sunlight and warmth washing over you starting from the spot where his full lips are touching your forehead. It's a quintessence of tenderness, filled with the ultimate romance - if there's always something a bit playful in the reverence he kisses your hands with, his forehead kisses are just pure love and adoration. His eyes stay closed for a few moments after he pulls away, too, like he's enjoying this even more than you, and he often follows up with a temple kiss or soft peck on the bridge of your nose. His soft breath always makes your skin heat up and wakes up the butterflies in your stomach.
Ghost is a grumpy forehead kisser. It's often a result of him sulking or brooding about some minute disagreement or you refusing to stay in bed with him forever when he wants cuddles and you want not to be fired for missing work. He can't break the act that's supposed to tug on your heartstrings, but he still wants to kiss you - that's how you get these reluctant, short, gruff pecks that feel almost like a bird pecking at some grain. In some time you learn to catch that little smile he actually has when he kisses you on the forehead, thinking you won't notice, but confronting him about it is useless - he's too good at pretending he's nothing but a big grump. Too bad that he never expects a return forehead kiss. Or that you know he often does it while you're asleep (or he thinks you are) and he is restless.
Soap is the CEO of cartoonishly big fat forehead kisses. He makes a point out of grabbing your cheeks, squishing them and pulling you up close to give you the loudest, silliest, messiest SMOOCH. Usually as a distraction tactic while you're scolding him - and as you're fighting the stupid smile this goofy kiss elicits, he's already kissing you on the lips. Sly bastard. It's almost as if he just can't do it normally, even when it's not a bomb-diffusing tactic (with you being the bomb), but a rather sweet cuddling sesh, he still makes a loud smooching noise and gives a theatric satisfied sigh afterwards. You'll just have to get used to this silliness. Doesn't mean you shouldn't whoop his ass if he accidentally leaves a real fucking hickey right in the middle of your forehead. Idiot.
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ohbo-ohno · 7 months ago
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happy pride to you too
😭😭😭
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karlachismylife · 3 months ago
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I love how everyone just decided I'm the Hyena CEO™ of COD fandom now (please keep them coming, I adore everything I get tagged in/sent)
And oh my God he IS SO PRETTY honestly all three (not counting the hyenas cuz their prettiness is out of the question) of them?? I love the art style and oh the crossover is YUMMY. Fluffy boys and girls getting well fed and all the chin scratches :33
Love the two-colour mohawk, love the annoyed cat(man) and honestly Ghost looks like a god I'd worship here. Thinking about that tree spirits!141 au again...
Thank you love, I loooove this!!!
DC inspired crossover/au
A collection of very old half finished doodles Not sure if I'll ever do anything more with this so might as well post them
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|| Soap/Harley Quinn | Ghost/Poison ivy | Gaz/Catwoman ||
Cringe but free
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olibird · 5 months ago
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SC, looking for Ocs
So because I’m new, I’m going to hopefully make a list of OCs! (So I can actually remember who goes to who) Please tell me about your own if you’re not on the list, or if you have multiple and I missed one! Feel free to fill this out to help make it easier :D
Ace (0-13)   by @insomniacsystem
Agnelli (7-29)  by  @asenith
Anderson (---)  by @i-n-k-s    
Angel (3-13)    by @mentally-unavailable   
Apollo (7-0)   by @insomniacsystem
Artemis (0-7)    by @insomniacsystem
Ash (---)  by @rottenb0gb0dy       
Ash (9-15)   by @honeydew-jam
Azrael (6-1)  by @insomniacsystem
Azz (3-4)   by @doodling-doodle
Backdoor (---)   by @the11tailed 
Bee (2-11)  by @justasmolbard   
Boiler (4-65)   by  @honeydew-jam  
Breakfast (4-63)  by @honeydew-jam
Bullet (7-9)    by @walder-138
Cerberus (7-11)   by @pampanope
Chisel (---)  by @chisaikan
Coyote (10-19)  by @toastthewolfie   
Dawn (7-28)    by @tw1nkee28
Dr. Gwendolyn (---) by @heartdiver123
Dr. Jekyll (---)  by  @strawbkiwi 
Dr. O'Connors (2-5)    by @mothman-juicy-ass
Echo (---)  by @kalys-404 
Ek (---)    by @toastthewolfie 
Eyeball (---)   by @jarofteeths
Firefly (0-13)   by @insomniacsystem
Firefly (7-7) by @insomniacsystem
Flannel (---)   by @ram-bams-blog   
FISH (13-13)    by @mentally-unavailable  
Flatline (5-7)     by @imakosideas
Freefall (3-60)    by @zante-selachi
Froggy (---)    by @kaijugraves
Grandpa (---) by @niresenrab
Grimes (---)    by @asenith
Hearken (5-02)  by @callsign-hearken   
Holmberg (---)  by @lonetile4
Hydra (2-0)    by @edenkyubiko
Icarus (1-3)   by @insomniacsystem    
Icarus (10-6)   by @tiredbi-peach    
Iris (7-4)   by @n0xxo
Jack (11-0)   by @graynaricsukavluya
Jackrabbit (4-2)    by @tw1nkee28
Jaws (---) by @rottenb0gb0dy
Joker (5-9)  by @kings-out-of-pocket-hell
Kill (77-4)     by @kurt-dontcry
KitKat (19-35)     by @olibird
Lance (---)   by @iamcautiouslyoptimistic  
Lil (6-21)   by @lonetile4
Load (5-05)   by @justasmolbard   
Lock (5-15)   by @tiredbi-peach
LoveHurt (---)  by @mr-1-2-3-4 
Lovelace (8-9)  by @tiredbi-peach
Lucky (7-77)    by @koirian
Lynx (0-2)    by @Chaos_Idiot
Mac (7-23)   by @grimmartists     
Matchstick (9-1)    by @tiredbi-peach
Maverick (---) by @rottenb0gb0dy
Moff (4-04)   by @mentally-unavailable    
Montessori (---)   by @loneghostdreams   
Moth (12-3)     by @lemons-pears
Moribund (6-8)  by @tw1nkee28      
Murphy (3-2)        by @i-n-k-s
Muscles (2-9)   by  @frogcereal29   
MUTT (7-45)  by @asshork
Ninja (7-4)    by @the11tailed
Nire (10-21)    by @niresenrab    
Nomad (---) by @mortal-kombattore-115
Orion (2-15)  by @zante-selachi  
Orca (2-7) by @zante-selachi 
Panops (1-2)  by   @honeydew-jam
Panzer (1-13)  by @callsignkatzchen
Parlour (9-3)    by @asenith
Peaches (7-22)   by @pampanope
Phantom (2-24)    by  @kalys-404
Phoenix (7-5)   by @insomniacsystem
Pixel (11-18)  by @mr-1-2-3-4
Possum (7-89) by @tiredbi-peach 
REDACTED (---)  by @kings-out-of-pocket-hell
Reed (4-06) by @justasmolbard
Rex (---) by @rottenb0gb0dy    
Ro (6-02)    by @justasmolbard  
Rune (8-8)  by  @insomniacsystem
Salo (2-1)    by @warborn-tragedy
Selena (10-13)   by @toastthewolfie
Sentinel (0-4)   by @kalys-404
Shark (---)   by @tekioshark
Shark (---)   by @ur-local-snowman
Shion (---)    by @callsignkatzchen
Shrike (4-14)    by @i-n-k-s
Sol (8-9)  by @snow--berry
Sparks (---) by @rottenb0gb0dy     
Sparks (---)  by @mortal-kombattore-115     
Spitfire (---) by @rottenb0gb0dy 
Switchblade (19-04)    by @mythrite
Takker (---)   by @crazyfandomluver
Teramen (3-5)   by @imakosideas
Tick (8-5)   by @imborredandwanttolookatthings  
Traitor (1-6) by @shadow1-6   
V (0-2)  by @insomniacsystem
Valkyrie (18-1)     by @shadow18-1 
Vein (14-31)   by @8-rae-rae-8
Vendetta (2-3)   by  @zante-selachi   
Violet (9-14)  by @mask-v  
 Vixen (7-13)   by @artisticvixen
Voitto (2-2)    by @warborn-tragedy
Vulcan (---)  by @toastthewolfie
Walker (4-3)   by @8-rae-rae-8
Walker (4-3)    by @8-rae-rae-8
Wasp (---) by @rottenb0gb0dy  
Wolf (---)  by @ur-local-snowman
Wraith (6-4)   by @sw11ft
Wraith (9-02)  by @thegreatllamatamer
Wyvern (---) by  @cyanidebitsg
Камшат (---) by @kankan0fficial
(----) 3-09     by @vithoma
(----) 4-9      by @imakosideas
(Also google doc of the info i've found on Ocs! Plz tell if any info is incorrect or if you want me to add more!)
SC Ocs Info Page :D
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nxpthys · 6 months ago
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Aegon: How did I break my hands? Wrong answers only. Aemond: Smacking the west Virginia mothman statue's juicy metal ass so hard it shattered. Aegon: I said wrong answers only.
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elaineiswithyou-blog · 19 days ago
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@karlachismylife
We
I, elaineiswithyou-blog, @menandartlover and @mothman-juicy-ass
Are unionizing
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gaybabything · 2 years ago
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He's a North American cryptid primarily in the Eastern and Southern United States. Most famous in West Virginia tho, cause the first sighting was in Point Pleasant there. It's actually a huge part of the town now, and they have a TON of tourist attractions for it. Basically this big humanoid figure with wings and red bug eyes that gets spotted only at night. Also one of the sexiest motherfuckers out there. He's quite possibly THE most simped after North American cryptid. (I think bigfoot actually passes him in that department, but I'm not gonna look it up).
This is the most common description:
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And here is the Point Pleasant statue of him (it's 12 feet tall and 12 miles thiccc)
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I'm not joking when I say that the statue is most famous because of its ass
Seriously tho what or who is the mothman. I'm scared of going into the tag so pls answer.
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sprite--cranberry · 1 year ago
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@mothmans-juicy-ass
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blizzb3ar · 1 year ago
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3, 4, 8, 38 :))
3 - do you leave the window open at night?
OH HELL NO.
4 - which cryptyd being do you believe in?
Mothman. I know that juicy ass is out there.
8 - how many water bottles are in your room right now?
Zero. But in my office, 2 bottles.
38 - a soap bar that smells good?
Lavender always smells good.
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karlachismylife · 3 months ago
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tee hee bestie i found a post for you/the hyeana 141 au
https://www.tumblr.com/darkmoonhyena/761996683192172544/yep-thats-grean
AWWWW THANK YOU I'm swooning, you thought of me T__T
And oh my god just look at this very thorough inspection xD It's literally Johnny after Price sends him out for intel (he gotta bring only the most reliable information!)
Even though Johnny would love to dip his face somewhere else to be this drenched-
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#i saw mothmans juicy ass
Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
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sash-au · 16 days ago
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[Texting] Clint: How did you break your wrist? Wrong answers only Anthony: Smacking the West Virginia Mothman statue's juicy metal ass so hard it shattered James: He said wrong answers only this isn't confession
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trickarrows-bishop · 5 months ago
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[raze filming]
raze: hey everyone! we're playing budget real-life quiplash today :) [switches view to the others] phoenix: how did you break your wrist? wrong answers only. jett: smacking the west virginia mothman statue's juicy metal ass so hard it shattered. phoenix, sounding distressed: i said wrong answers only neon: yeah jett this isn't a confession :/
HELLLP
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sharkslayer06 · 8 months ago
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They had to ban me from ever going back to West Virginia because they know that I'll break every bone in my arm slapping the mothman statue's thick juicy ass again.
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karlachismylife · 13 days ago
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Heyyyy we're matching colours! Lol the way this is SO not my actual vibe, sorry, I don't do fancy. BUT it does look like there could be a political statement made with these four... and one I can get behind, so... maybe not too far off, huh? Something about media responsibility and the ones that hold power over it?
Imma be lazy so hey pspsps my lovely troop @menandartlover @mothman-juicy-ass @elaineiswithyou-blog @devil-in-hiding @killerpancakeburger and anyone else who wants to participate, no pressure!
how does pinterest see you? search up:
~fashion
~pantone
~mood
~food
and put the first picture that shows up
mine:
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tag ur moots!!!!
@batschistcrazy @julia-bonkers @girlbossblog444 @greengirllover @turnerside @ohmanareyoucereal69 +anyone who wants to join<333
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jenny-from-the-bau · 9 months ago
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bau getting a case in point pleasant, wv (home of mothman) and the killings are mothman-inspired. penelope gets so excited and tells jj "please you have to buy me mothman merch and also tell me if mothman is hot", jj rolls her eyes and firmly asserts that there is no such thing as a mothman, mothman wouldn't be hot if it were real, and that this is the work of a serial killer, not a cryptid.
she's right about one thing, the killings aren't the work of mothman and the unsub is a human, but mothman is definitely real and she's definitely hot.
emily noticing that jj likes butterflies/is wearing a butterfly necklace and asks her opinion on moths, jj is like "oh, they're so beautiful and overhated" and then emily turns into a very sexy seven-foot tall moth creature with glowing red eyes
(side note: have you seen how juicy the mothman statue's ass is, they're THICC)
Oh bestie, I'm trying to get my wife to go to the mothman festival with me or at least the museum in the off season 😭😭😭 She isn't as interested in cryptids as I am, but I am TRYING
Emily secretly being mothman the WHOLE TIME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 <- tears of joy now
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