#mothman bussy

[mothmanbussy420]

the mothman bussy saga

[blossoms-phan]

MOTHMAN MENTIONNNNNN

[association-of-ideas]

Even More Batfam as Things My Family Has Said/Done:

Duke, holding up a picture of a Smurf on his phone: It's giving side profile.

Jason: What did I do to you?!

—

Steph, complaining about her haircut: I wanted it straight. This isn't straight! This is as straight as my boyfriend!

Tim: . . .

—

Steph, laughing: Ho-how do—how do you spell 'potato'?

Dick: P-O-A-P! . . . Poap? P-O-T-A-T-O-E? Poo-tato? I can spell 'bussy-ness,' but I can't spell 'potato'!

Steph, falls to the floor, crying w/ laughter: 'BUSSY-NESS'!

—

Tim, playing Dress to Impress: Where's my color? I'm waiting for it to give me some melanin, but there's none!

Duke, also playing: That's what your mom said when you were born.

—

(Texting)

Cass: I had a dream last night that I was being attacked, and to get away, I killed a man by ripping out his throat with my teeth.

Cass: He died immediately, and then I woke up.

Barbara: You're such a weird person 🫥🌀

Cass: There was so much blood. I could taste it.

—

Dick: Alfred! Can I drink the vinegar?

Alfred: No, you cannot do shots of vinegar.

Jason: Can I? I want to drink vinegar.

Dick: He just said I couldn't! What makes you think he'll let you?

Jason: Because he wants me more than you.

—

Jason, washing dishes: The creepy bad guy from Little Monsters feels like a child molester.

Steph, in a deep voice: I wanna touch ya.

Jason: What?!

Steph: That's what he'd sound like. Like, the voice inside his head. That's what he's thinking.

—

Tim: It's all fun and games until I start making fun of how weird the—owl?—man is!

Bernard, laughing: The—what?!

Tim: Mothman!

—

(Not technically Batfam, but I couldn't leave this out. This is a legitimate conversation I had with my mom after I told her I want to go to school in Chicago.)

Lois about Gotham: How are you planning on getting anywhere? You can't even drive yet!

Jon, torn between laughing and crying: I'll take the bus.

Lois, genuinely worried: Yeah? And what's gonna happen when your day's ruined because you got fired for not showing up to work on time because you got kidnapped at the bus stop?! Huh?!? What then?!

Jon, actually laughing/crying: Mom!

[ingydar-phan]

Hi so I’m currently working on adding timestamps to my stream notes but in the meantime, here’s some little tastes

“Indirectly vaginas”???

“Phil was gonna do the wap but Phil’s not gonna do the wap now”

“What did you write are you being nice to me?”

“Choke me daddy” as the choker goes on “oooo you’re like a naughty bully XL” HE IS SO INTO THIS CHOKER

Instant crack? Not full crack? I can’t promise that! Don’t show your full ass cheek

“Russian dapgo???”

Godzillas pussy mothmans bussy Let’s get this Godzilla ass shaking

“THATS HOW I LIVE BABE” WHAT???

“You have been very bad sister Daniel you have been showing ass and cheek and nip and flap Jesus was not seen” (slaps dans hand) “bad bad”

BREATHE BREATHE SQUEEZE LABOR PLACENTA MUCUS PLUG BUCCAL FAT BUCCAL BADGE BUCCAL PLUG CROWNING YOURE CROWNING GET TO THE HOSPITAL GET IN THE BIRTHING POOL

[stealthnoodle]

Come, Mothman! To the endgame!

I wasn't sure exactly when Vengeance was going to lock me out of further sidequests, so I went after Shiva before approaching the throne. To my pleasant surprise, I got him on the second try, at level 89. Bussy can fuck shit UP with Omnipotent Succession.

(I'm playing on Normal, but I also remember way more trouble out of this guy in the original SMTV on Normal, so.)

Next stop: third-wheeling Tao and Yoko's divorce arc.

Bussy impressive, Bussy successive, give it a throne and Bussy oppressive

Elusive Eclipse is one of my favorite Nahobino skills. This is like the fourth boss that has died by coming at Bussy and missing.

Genuinely was not expecting an Aogami reunion with such intensely romantic vibes? The subtext is just text now. Delightful. RIP Prime Minister of Japan, you had to die for the greater gay good.

Anyway I just handed Mastema his ass (also with Elusive Eclipse), I am still free to roam, and I am assuming the next boss is the final FINAL one, so I'm going to collect more incense and Grimoires for Mothman, as a treat.

And I'm hoping Yoko and Tao love/hate-kiss just once on screen before the game ends, as a treat for ME

[generic-whumperz]

Bullshit & Masterlist(s)

THIS BLOG CONTAINS ADULT (NSFW) CONTENT, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! 

(This ain’t a daycare, minors kick rocks)

We write sins and tragedies

Side blogs:

•@generic-whumper (SFW whumping) •@generic-throw-away-blog (random bs & some fandom stuff) •@generic-writing-tips (exactly as it sounds) •@generic-horror-slut (for just straight up horror and gore)

The Aid Masterlist (current WIP, 18+)

Apocamerica AU

Other works can be found at the bottom of this post under “Story Stuff,” but there isn't much else because I'm focusing on The Aid for now.

Congratulations, you have stumbled upon another (generic) whump blog, hence the name! Blog est. Aug 2023. Currently just working on one story right now (yay hyperfixations), that is slowly consuming every waking thought. Help

Fun facts to share with the class:

I prefer to be anonymous on here, so just call me “Generic/Gen,” them/them, mid (quit lying to yourself) late-20’s.

Dyslexic bitch & silly goose—please excuse typos, misspellings, and any grammatical errors! I re-read and edit as best as I can, but my brain be playin’ tricks on me, and shit falls through the cracks! Just manage your expectations is all I’m sayin’, I’m not a professional.

I’m (unfortunately) an American and my obnoxious word choice will probably reflect that.

I’m currently a full-time college student taking a single class because I suck! But still, any written works I choose to share will not be uploaded on a set schedule (I write slow, my brain only occasionally works, & yada-yada), I apologize in advance!    

I run a queue—and nah I won’t tag it.

Lover of cryptids (Mothman fucks), paranormal enthusiast and certified Haunted™️. Weird shit WILL leak into my writing eventually. Don’t be surprised if a ghost or skin walker makes a cameo. It’s more fun this way, just go with the flow.

House plant addict. They are all my children. Ask me how big my monstera is ;)

Irl I’m a (professional) stained glass artist

What You’ll See Here: 

All types of Whump; I’m talking all of it bay-bee (detailed types below this section), including: polls, writings, prompts, tropes, scenarios, art, gifs, etc.

Reblogs-a-plenty

Really bad home grown memes 

Whumpy rambling coming straight from my delirious brain

My own sub-par short stories, ficlits, and maybe even an eventual series or two

My own mediocre art

I fuck with a lot and don’t really have any “squicks”, but to narrow it down, the prime pickings are:

All gender & POC whump (including lady whump, lady whumpers, mixed gendered Whumpee & Whumper combos, etc. Errybody getting whumped ‘round here. But yes I love to see men particularly in distress and blubbering bloody messes, sue me.)

APOCALYPSE (+ sci-fic & fantasy)

RED ROOMING

CULT

SLAVERY

TORTURE (especially in explicit detail)

Cannibalism & weird blood shit

Gore and body horror (including puke and all that)

Hurt/no comfort, maximum pain and immense suffering is the name of the game 🤘

When I do dabble in comfort—recovery and caretaking is preferably longer with nuanced healing journeys and after character has been through absolute hell and it’s messy AF

Physical, emotional, and psychological whump (if there’s all three it’s a magical trifecta of hurt)

Drug (illicit and otherwise)

Dehumanization

Captivity (short & long term)

Vampires & zombies (see GORE & CANNIBALISM)

Multiple Whumpees, multiple Whumpers

Family of whumpers (this is niche I know but fuck is it my kryptonite) 

The biggest POS and/or terrifying Whumpers imaginable (for the love of all things unholy, make them shamelessly bad and vile)

Chains, restrains, collars, gags, muzzles, rope (etc.)—just tie that biz-nitch down!

Explicit stuff like non-con, dub-con, forced drugging, etc. Wreck that bussy.

Other Story Stuff & Random Things:

Subject X: BB217 Intro

[mothmanhowell]

INCREDIBLE URL <3

thank you!!!!!!!

it was inspired by “mothman bussy” from the birthday livestream <3 i also just love mothman (mothman emoji) 🪰?��?🦇?

[bunbunbunni]

Got to see mothman statue on my way up to live with my partner and celebrate their 30th birthday together! (also Toast’s birthday! He’s a whole 3yrs old now) Made us breakfast bagels, Japanese chicken curry, and together we made rose icing glazed, raspberry jam filled focaccia with frozen shaved strawberry flakes on top (our first time making focaccia ! Don’t be rude she’s ugly but tastes divine!!!)

Also threw in some pics of the fancy gay iced coffee they’ve made for me so far, I love my personal they/them Barista ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

I love you @blackmagickboi / @hollycrowngames ❤️🥰

(Credit to Cubeu Designs for the Bussy Shirt !)

[ftxfagula]

I don’t know…help lol

[seraderpity]

"..and he wore this really cheap costume with those glasses that pop out.. you know like the ones you got for Halloween that year...hey...bud?" Greg shook my shoulder as I focused back to reality. The idea this guy just creeper around at night dressed as a moth...a Mothman to be precise was upsetting. I came all the way from the UK, faked my death, impersonated an officer, payed thousands to get a new identity and for what...for a man to make fun of my college buddy!?

" His antenas are longer than that and they don't have little hearts on the end.." I growled as shotgun my Gin and pinkie drink. The baby mouse was so intoxicated in the gin he didnt even notice passing my sharp beak.

" Sheash Harvey you sure take your job as cryptic journalist seriously...I was thinking the same thing...but I mean the legs give it away that's clearly a man..." Greg laughed as he pointed at the photo of a fat man wearing a skin tight body suit of black and Grey, children's butterfly wings, googly eyes and a cheap valentines day head band with little heart antennas. He held a sign that proclaimed he was indeed Mothman and he needed change to get a light bulb.

" For starters... 'Mothman' is capable of buying bulbs without begging...infact if I recall he has a Costco card and a closet full of lightbulbs." Harvey growled as he took another shot of Gin and pinky.

" Sheash bud I think its time for you to be cut off." Greg roared as he slapped Harveys shoulder again, his ruffled white wings shook under the bussiness suit.

A man has had enough of his boring town and life, so he decides to dress up as a cryptid and scare people around. The town’s actual cryptid is immensely offended by this.

[remix-of-your-guts]

*news headline font* Man Spends Weeks Wandering West Virginia Forests in Search of Mothman Bussy

[stealthnoodle]

We're deep in spoiler town now in SMT V: VVhat the Fuck

Hot single women in my area banded together to murder me, and you know what? Good for them. Their power of teamwork curb-stomped the Nahobino's.

Bussy so fire etc

Anyway they made Bussy the broth for their spicy dragon soup, Bussy's gender did not survive the stewing experience, and the shitty streamer Order rep, for whom getting turned into a pillar of salt for five minutes was the last fucking straw I guess, simped so hard for the hot mean angel lady that the Chaos rep is dead now.

Then Bussy got a new gender from the Prime Minister of Japan.

So yeah, it's a RIDE now. RIP Aogami, I wasn't expecting you to get killed off. Chatting with Tsukuyomi at the bench instead is sad for everyone involved:

:((( If it were 2002 there would be a slideshow here set to Enya's "Only Time."

At least I've still got my statted-up special little guy. You're my everything, Mothman. My confidant. My best friend. My silly rabbit.

Thanks buddy

[freudsghost]

my ridiculous spotify account, part II (part one)

↬ links

blaze up london mothman’s babydaddy disco that slaps slappin bussy bops country bangers that ain’t fuckin around when ur sibling is an EPIC douche bops for the march to the guillotine i want robert plant to time travel from 1975 and personally slap me in the face songs for when your soul exits your corporeal form and leaves for space classical bops that needn’t have gone that hard

[ao3feed-ddadds]

hungover

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2w4SyrH

by Bussy

Sometimes cryptids go hunting for you.

Words: 631, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Robert bangs a cryptid

Fandoms: Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Robert Smalls, Mary Christiansen, Mothman - Character

Relationships: Robert Smalls/Mothman

Additional Tags: Weird Sex, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Robert bangs a cryptid, Supernatural - Freeform, Creepy

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2w4SyrH

[shiimada]

You can nuke my settlement but that ain't gonna un-fuck this bussy when me and my bf mothman are getting disintegrated babeyyy!!

I WILL HAVE TO NUKE IT TWICE AS HARD

[wrens-stuff]

Mothman can have my bussy and my thrussy

ib: @freelancecryptid i wanted to share your VERY important message