#most of the transcription was done by google now

[elle-p]

P3 Club Book pages 25-26 scan and transcription.

ポロニアンモールのモデルとなった、ビーナスフォートの噴水。較べるとホントそっくり。

モノレール内にある、各種ポスター。あやしい「猫茶」なんて商品から、路線図までさまざま。金閣寺をバックにした「二千十年、そうさ、京都行こ」なんてコピーも秀逸。左上のポスターに描かれた男女は、じつは『P3』企画段階で描かれたメインキャラの第一稿だったりする。

Qポロニアンモールやポートアイランドといった、月高生の溜まり場的場所について教えてください。

順 おう、来たな！あのあたりはオレのホームグラウンドだぜい！

チ そういえば、順平と初めて会ったのもポートアイランド駅だっけ。

順 学校もそうなんだけど、人��島にある場所は全部、「新しくできた都市」ってコンセプトで作られてるらしい。ポートアイランド駅前の柱とか、学校と一緒でギリシャ建築風でまとめられてるだろ？

チ 現美にある場所で、モデルになったところはないの？

順 ポートアイランド駅は、晴海トリトンスクウェア。ポロニアンモールは、お台場にある複合ショッピングモール、ビーナスフォートがモデルになってるんだってさ。噴水がある広場なんて、ビーナスフォートにかなりそっくりらしいぜ。ゲーム中は、ポロニアンモールの天井は見ることができねえけど、きっとビーナスフォートみたいに、青空の騙し絵とか描いてあるに違いないぞ。

チ 違いないって······順平、ポロニアンモールの天井、自分で見たことないの？

順 いやー、いつも店の中の商品とか、ゲーセンのゲームとかばっかりに気ぃ取られちまって······上なんてぜんぜん見たことなかった。

チ はぁ······綺麗だから、今度よく見てみるといいわ。

順 あ、でも下はよく見てるぜ！小銭とか落ちてるかもしれないからなっ。そういや、あそこの床って桐の葉のマークが描いてあんだよな。

チ ゲーム本編でも言ってるけど、ポロニアンってのが “桐の葉” って意味だものね。すべて、桐条グループの出資なんでしょ？そういえば、あそこってどういう企業なの？

順 ポートアイランド駅は、晴海トリトンスクウェア。ポロニアンモールは、お台場にある複合ショッピングモール、ビーナスフォートがモデルになってるんだってさ。 噴水があ る広場なんて、ビーナスフォートにかなりそっくりらしいぜ。ゲーム中は、ボロニアンモールの天井は見ることができねえけど、きっとビーナスフォートみたいに、青空の騙し絵とか描いてあるに違いないぞ。

チ 違いないって······順平、ポロニアンモールの天井、自分で見たことないの？

順 いやー、いつも店の中の商品とか、ゲーセンのゲームとかばっかりに気ぃ取られちまって······上なんてぜんぜん見たことなかった。

チ はぁ······綺麗だから、今度よく見てみるといいわ。

順 あ、でも下はよく見てるぜ！小銭とか落ちてるかもしれないからなっ。そういや、あそこの床って相の葉のマークが描いてあんだよな。

チ ゲーム本編でも言ってるけど、ボロニアンってのが“桐の葉”って意味だものね。すべて、 桐条グループの出資なんでしょ？そういえば、あそこってどういう企業なの？

順 えーと、ちょい待てよ。先輩にちゃんと教えてもらったんだ。現在の相条グループってのは、いわゆるホールディングカンパニーであらゆる分野に進出した大企業だけれど、創業当初は機械部品の製造業を営む小さな会社でし······だった、らしい。え、えっと······あとは······。

チ ······アンチョコ読むなら堂々と読みなさいよ。

順 えへへ、悪いな。で、現在中核となっているのは、機械部品製造部門が発展し、現在では最大の規模とシェアを誇る、桐条エレクトロニクスなんだと。つーことはだ。こういうショッピングモールなんかは、メインの業務のかたわらやってるってことだろ？それでこんだけ大きなモール作っちまうんだから、ホントたいしたもんだよなあ。

チ 裏でろくでもないこともやってたんだけどね。

順 まあ、先輩がグループ代表になれば、そういうのもなくなる。

チ だと、いいけどね······。

Qポートアイランド駅のはずれには、天田の家があったということですが、具体的にどの家がそうなんですか？

順 天田も大変だったよなあ。オレも聞いた話だから詳しくは知らねえんだけど、シャドウが暴れたのと荒垣先輩のペルソナ暴走で、家は全壊しちまってそのまんま。今は駐車場になっちまった���しい。ゲーム中のマップで言うと、画面の下の方。荒垣先輩がいつも座ってる場所の、真正面に当たる駐車場が、その跡地になるらしい。そっか······先輩いつも、あそこ見てたんだ······。うう、やるせないぜえ。

Qポートアイランド駅と、巌戸台駅を結ぶ新都市交通「あねはづる」は、具体的にどういう路線なの？

順 オレらがいつも通学に使ってるモノレールだな？あれは私鉄で、経営母体はまたもや桐条グループ。人工島の辰巳地区ができてからの、新しい路線つーわけだ。

チ この2駅間を往復するだけの路線なの？途中に駅は？

順 巌戸台とポートアイランドの中間にはほかの駅はなし。だけど、その2駅だけを往復する短線以外にも、巌戸台を超えてさらに先まで行く、直通列車もあるぜ。そうだな、陸のほうを東西に走っている路線があねはづる本線で、巌戸台一ポートアイランド間は単なる分ってわけだ。駅の表示をよーく見ると、すんごい小さいけど付近の路線図があるのが分かるんじゃねえかな？

チ もしかしてオープニングムービーで、順平のところの本物リーダーが乗ってた電車って······。

順 そうだな、あれがあねはづるの本線ってことになるよな。つか、わざわざ「本物」って言うなつーの。

Q巌戸台近辺は、ポートアイランド側とくらべて雰囲気がずいぶん落ち着いてますが、実在のモデルは？

順 確かに落ち着いてて馴染みやすい街だもんな。これは、かなり本物と似てるんだぜ～。

チ やっぱりモデルがあるの？

順 駅前側は、ゆりかもめの新橋駅前がモデル。美術スタッフの取材の成果がバッチリって感じだぜ。で、商店街側のモデルは、JR新橋駅前のとあるビルなどを参考にしたらしい。詳しいビル名は内緒だけど、戸台と同じようにたくさん店が入ったビルがあって、そこにある「つばめグリル」って店は、キャラクターデザインの副島さんオススメの店だと。くぅ～、食ってみてえ！

チ 巌戸台といえば、駅前でいつも工事をやってるわよね？あれはいつになったら完成するの？

順 あー、あそこはな、多分しばらくは完成しないんじゃねえかなあ。

チ 工事が中断してるの？

順 駅前再開発で、また色々な店ができるはずだったんだけどさ、地面掘り返してたら埋蔵金が出てきちまったらしいんだ。遺跡とか埋まってたら工事できないから現在調査中。

順 ああ······オレのまだ見ぬトンカツよ、ハンバーグよ、カレーライスよ！早く出ておいで~。

チ って、期待してると、ブティックとかアクセサリー屋とか���かできなかったりするのよね。

順 うおっ、ありうる······。

Q巌戸台には、あずきちゃんや、���イルダック、あと名前がわからない謎のヒーローなど色々なマスコットがいますが、詳細が知りたいです。

順 おお、通好みの質問だな？つか、細かいところまで見てるな~。

チ あずきちゃんには、企画段階ではテーマソングがあったって聞いたんだけど、本当？

順 ホントなんだよこれが。つかテーマソングつーより······呪文？調べると延々と、「あーずきしゃきしゃき、あーずきしょかしょか」って歌い続けるという······。

チ 都市伝説みたいね······。

順 まあ、ボツってありがたいような聞いてみたかったような。

チ ワイルダックはわりと目立ってるし、まあマスコットキャラ以上の隠し設定はなさそうだけど、その構にいるビニール人形は？

順 あれこそが、ワイルダックバー ガーから生まれた次世代ヒーロー！その名も、ワイルドヒーロー！世界を股にかける彼の活躍が銀幕で見られる、映画『ワイルドヒーローネバーダイ』近日公開予定！

チ ······今、作って言ってるんじゃないでしょうね？

順 んなことねえって！ほら、モノレールの中に貼ってあるポスタ一見てみろよ。

チ あ、映画のポスター······本物？

順 そーいうこと。

チ 凝っているというか、スタッフの人も暇と言うか。

順 それは言わねえでくれ······。

Q巌戸台商店街の左隣にある空き地は、不動産屋の看板が調べられますが、ここは何か意味があるの？

順 おっと、これは際どい質問が来やがったなー？

チ ん？何際どいの？

順 じつはこの看板、とあるボツになったイベントに関わってるものなのだよ、チドリくん。

チ ボツイベント？

順 企画の初期段階でな、ボロニアンモールに宝くじ売り場を置くって案があって、最高で3億当たる予定だったんだと。ただ、いくら大金もらっても、使い道がないとユーザーも面白くないだろ？だから、もし1等を当てたら、あの看板の不動産屋で土地と家が買える、ってイベントがあったわけよ。残して欲しかったよなあ······寮より自由な、門限も何もない自由な生活！

チ 主人公君にしか当たらないんだから関係ないでしょ？

順 くそっ、女は夢がねえぜ。

Q聞くのも恥ずかしいですが、白河町のラブホテルはモデルがあるのですか？もしかして······スタッフの方は取材に行ったりしたんですか？

順 おお、オレと同じ魂の輝きを持つ人からの質問だぜっ！

チ ······さいてー。

順 い、いや、これはあくまで男のロマン······。

チ ······さいてー。

順 しくしくしくしくしく。

真田明彦 (以下「真」) という訳で、邪な心に流されないこの俺が、ここから順平に替わって説明しよう。

チ ······どこから湧いたのこの人？

桐条美鶴 (以下「美」) 明彦、 様はもう少しぐらい、煩悩を増やしたほうがいいと思うのだが。朴念仁も過ぎると害だぞ？

チ もしかしてあなたたち、ずっと出番待ってた、とか？

真 さて、さっそく質問に回答していこうじゃないか！

チ ······図星。

美 で、白河町のモデルは何だ？

真 まあ待て、美鶴。ここは、ちょっと他の場所とは違って、じつに粋な形でモデルを選んでるんだ。まず白河通りという地名の由来は、飛騨高山にある白川郷なんだ。

美 白川郷というと、世界遺産の合掌造りの民家で有名な？ラブホテル街とまったく関係ないじゃないか。

真 ところが、関係あるんだよ。白川郷近郊では、昭和初期に連続したダム建設の影響で、水没する村が続出することとなった。だが、そこで白川郷を追われた村人たちは、ど こへ行ったと思う？彼らは、東京の渋谷へと住処を移し、新たな生活を始めたんだ。さらに詳しく言うと、移住先は渋谷の、円山町だ。

美 円山町というと、確か東京でも有名なラブホテル街のひとつ······なるほど、エクセレントだ明彦！

真 そう、白河通りのモデルは渋谷の円山町、そして地名の由来は現在の円山町を支える人々のルーツ白川郷。そんな、奥の深い理由で白河 通りのラブホテル街はできている んだ。ちなみに、直接取材には行かず、インターネットのサイトをあちこち見て、内装とかは作ったそうだ。

チ 変なテンション······。大丈夫かな······この人たち······。

順 感動したっ！！

チ わ、順平っ？

順 感動したっすよ、真田先輩っ！

真 そうか、わかるか順平！

順 この感動を分かち合うため、今また先輩取り巻きの女の子連れて、白河通りに行きましょうっ！！

真 ああ、いいとも順平！

美 ······ブフダイン。

チ ······ガルーラジェム。

美 敵は総崩れだ！一掃する！

チ 分かりやすすぎだよ、順平。(ボカスカボカスカボカスカ······)

真・順 ご、ごめんなさい······。

美・チ 分かれば、よろしい。

よく見ると、ちゃんと「3億円」と売値 が書かれている。

影時間にしか行けないラブホテル。コミュイベントなどで、行く日を夢見た人も��いかも？

[purplealmonds]

Continuing to fire on all cylinders to make this Sky 🤝Mononoke collab a reality! 🐲⚖️🌊

Process GIFs and artist commentary below the cut. ⬇️

Left: Process GIF Middle: Just the background, cos I really like how it looks! Right: Illustration without the collab logo

And here are my notes on my inspirations and references. There's a lot of 'em, so instead of embedding relevant images one by one I put them in a callout sheet! For accessibility, I also included transcript (with bonus ramblings) below each sheet.

Ofuda circle modeled in Google Sketchup 2017, then lightly transformed in Photoshop to flare out. I tried my best to hand-draw these, but it the results came out really clunky and stiff. I figured if Mononoke shamelessly utilizes 3D in their show, I can too!

Krill and sky kid composition roughly inspired by the Ayakashi DVD cover illustration. On the surface level, the krill's black-and-red color scheme mirrored that of the bake-neko. Not to mention, in the world of Sky, the krill would be the best fit of a mononoke-like entity. The red background is also a nod to the red skies seen during a shard eruption in Sky.

Sky kid gesture based on the Festival Spin Dancer's Tier 3 poses and the Medicine Seller's iconic pose in the Zakishiwarahi episode as inspiration. This was the idea which springboarded this illustration into existence. I wanted to do my take of the Medicine Seller's pose, but in a more dynamic manner: rotate the pose to a profile position and set the ofuda in a diagonal, flared out arrangement.

Cape inspired by tenbin design featured in the 2024 Mononoke movie. This one's an interesting one - I wanted the cape to be a stiff material that doesn't "flap" when in flight - similar to the Aurora wing capes. It ended up looking like a kite of sorts, which I'm not entirely opposed to! I haven't had the opportunity to showcase the back view of this cape design, but I envision it having some mechanical aspects to it - the "wing" which are flared out in this illustration fold in like moth wings, and a little bell is attached to the "tail" part and it jingles a little whenever the sky kid flaps!

Bandana is based on the Scaredy Cadet's hairstyle from the Season of Assembly. Mask design utilizes the 2023 Days of Style mask and the Nintendo Pack mask as bases. Pretty self-explanatory. I basically went onto the Sky wiki and found the cosmetics that most closely matched what I was looking for. Then if necessary, I went to the Office space to do photoshoots to get the appropriate camera angles for them all.

Seasonal pendant inspired by the classic Medicine Seller's necklace and the eye motif featured in the 2024 Mononoke movie. Possibly the only one-to-one homage to the classic Medicine Seller design here, but his garnet necklace was too good of a match to the seasonal pendant. A side tangent: does the new Medicine Seller possess a necklace, let alone a mirror? So far all the shots of him don't feature it. Fascinating.

Dark dragon krill anatomy references a custom figurine crafted by @/escaflowne_n07 on Twitter. Until I found this, I was honestly at a loss finding reference for this - be it on the internet or during in-game photoshoots. The lighting on the krill in-game focused on its menacing silhouette rather than its structure. And not to mention, getting a close-up shot almost always set off the dark creature's aggro. I have no idea how this guy found the references to put this model together - well done!

Mantas, elder constellations, and sun dog references murals in the Cave of Prophecy. Krill aside, the overall illustration was leaning a little too much towards Mononoke so I tried finding opportunities to insert more Sky into it. Added bonus is that now there's storytelling in the background: during a shard eruption, a giant krill rises from the frothing waves of dark water to hunt down a flock of mantas.

Clouds behind the sun dog reference the ones featuring heavily in the Umibozu episode. This illustration has a lot of ocean theming, so I figured this would be appropriate.

Rendering style of the background is lightly inspired by the 2007 Mononoke illustration. Mainly having a 2D inked style to contrast with the more polished render of the sky kid. Funnily enough, this was a tertiary inspiration, which lead to the discovery in the next point!

Dark water waves and sun dog composition heavily references Hokusai's "The Great Wave". The waves were modified to be bottle-green of the Golden Wasteland's dark waters. The sun dog is in the spot where Mt. Fuji is in the original composition. these were all hand-drawn by the way! I merely emulated the style of the source material. As a side note, I also borrowed the spotted sea spray rendering for the krill's red spotlight.

Background pattern taken from the ofuda design featured in the 2024 Mononoke movie poster. Mainly to add some gritty texture to the sky. I worked pretty hard to replicate this ofuda design as a high-res asset so I wanted to use it more!

[matchalovertrait]

The day after Caruso posted his video, Dulce responded with one of her own to disprove his false claims about the "stolen" recipes. She brought up her extensive list of culinary experiences and screenshots of everything related to the cookbook when it was in progress. However, the damage had been done. Too many people turned their backs on Dulce. As everything came crashing down, she slowly stopped responding to her family and friends. Of course, everyone was alarmed. You can't just not respond like that out of the blue, especially when you're overseas! Now that Ángel and Esperanza have come to save the day, Dulce is looking to sue Caruso for defamation. I did say to never get into legal trouble with her! This marks the rebirth of Alegría VS Caruso!

Note: I am getting political here. As Election Day in the United States is around the corner, I urge people to fact-check everything. I'm seeing too many people on other social media platforms not doing the proper research. They see a video of one thing and take it as the sole truth. It seems like people have forgotten how to use Google, which is right at our fingertips. Make sure you're looking at reliable sources!

Transcript:

Dulce: I swear! That better not be him. A lot of people didn’t believe me or they didn’t bother to watch my explanation video. How am I supposed to recover from this?

Ángel: Dulce!

Dulce: Ángel and Esperanza?!

Ángel: Why haven’t you been answering anyone’s phone calls or texts??? It’s been 2 days.

Dulce: My career is over. My numbers are plummeting. People are crossing out my name on my cookbook and writing his name instead. Clients are canceling bookings with me. His crazy fans are giving me fake bad reviews. I’m through.

Esperanza: So what? It hasn’t been that long. Things can pick back up, Dulce. Why don’t you get your chef friends to vouch for you?

Dulce: I don’t want to rope anyone into my mess..

Esperanza: [Sighs] You know what? It’s sad to see you like this. Aren’t you going to plot something?

Dulce: I’ve done enough harm as it is! What do I do??? Sue him??? Oh wait, I already thought of that! I looked into it and no good lawyer wants to take the case. They’d rather represent actual stars like Judith Ward. I need to take this as a sign and finally grow up.

Ángel: C’mon, you know you want to do it.

Dulce: You’re encouraging it...? You don’t want to teach me a valuable life lesson like always?

Ángel: I think you learned your lesson. Make him learn his now.

Esperanza: My dad and Hilary both said they can help you pay for a REALLY good defamation lawyer. I think Hilary was freaking out the most about you not answering.

Ángel: Well, we all kinda were. You had Ama worried sick. But we didn’t file a missing person’s report because your friend came by and saw you well alive through your window.

Dulce: Oh, man. Dani probably got nervous and ran off. She never came to knock on the door.

Ángel: She’s a skittish one, isn’t she?

Dulce: Yeah, I have to apologize to her for not responding to her texts either. She knows about everything, but she might feel like she’s annoying me because I haven’t answered.

Esperanza: Wait, isn’t she a paralegal?

Dulce: Oh my gosh, you’re right! How’d I forget that? She might know someone who can help!

Ángel: Looks like we have a plan, then.

Esperanza: Um, I think part of this plan should be helping you clean up this place. Go put detergent in the washer, Ángel. I’ll get the clothes.

Dulce: My clothes??? Oh, no. They’ve been washed and dried. I just haven’t put them away. The only mess here is in my mind.

[remy2fang]

F.A.N.G's super LONG Shadaloo PR monologue on the Official Street Fighter V website (Japanese and Desktop only). He talks about a myriad of things that include the purpose of the website, the Four Heavenly Kings, the Dolls, other members of Shadaloo, food, some SFV gaming advice, himself, and so much more. This started in 2016, but it had updates. Thankfully, ryo_redcyclone compiled the entire transcript of the updated version onto this page.

I used Google Translate for this. Apologies if some of the translations look weird. I broke it down to smaller paragraphs, otherwise the entire thing is basically a very big block of text lol. Also, you’ll notice that F.A.N.G says desu a lot. Normally it’s spelled です (is/am/are/to be, usually a sentence ender) in hiragana, but the way he said it is デス in katakana. This is a play on words. He is still using desu, but he is also saying the English word “death” (he’s a poisonous assassin and mad scientist after all). In SF6, A.K.I. also emulates her master’s speech pattern in the Japanese version. She too says desu in デス 💜💜.

Anyway, here’s the translation:

——

Nishishi! Everyone of Shadaloo army, how are you? It's your reliable boss, Lord F.A.N.G.

The Shadaloo C.R.I., also known as the Shadaloo Combat Research Institute, has been renewed. It's a calm and stylish atmosphere in white. I love Lord Bison’s psycho power and purple, which is the color of poison (I also like pink). With the emphasis on visibility, I made it white, with great heartache and even shredding my intestines. Feeling like your intestines are being ripped apart is a powerful expression. It hurts, it hurts so much. It's better to be poisoned than to be slashed. The poison handled by I, Lord F.A.N.G, is something I learned in special training since I was young. Metals other than gold are said to melt! Nho ho ho ho, isn’t it amazing? Moreover, you can take poison in and out freely! ( But I'm always releasing a little bit at a time, so my cell phone and other things are made of pure gold). In other words, I, Lord F.A.N.G, is the most treacherous and strongest. Oh, the strongest is Lord Bison.

And this time, at the Shadaloo CRI, you can find out the usage rate of characters in online matches. The usage rate of those who belong to Shadaloo is skyrocketing! As for Lord Bison, the usage rate is over 200%. You can understand even if you don't see it. Mr. Balrog is about 2%. After all, it's hard being a popular character. We have no choice but to make the world better with the power of Shadaloo! And then the diagram is counted on a monthly basis. The counting is done manually by low-ranking Shadaloo soldiers under the orders of F.A.N.G. ...That's a lie. What is a diagram in the first place? To explain to those who say, it is a research site made by the Shadaloo Information Department that is full of the knowledge of the world: According to Shadopedia, the aggregated information was visualized in two dimensions with an expression model such as graphs and tables. In other words, the strong one is on top and the weak one is on the bottom. However, it is not a visualization of the performance of the character. It's calculated based on which character is winning "around the world" during "this period." Don't give up even if you're at the bottom. As long as everyone uses it and win, that's fine, desu.

Well, today, I'm going to work hard on training while having beef stew with shakko power extract! The CRI itself is also scheduled to evolve every day. It's good to check it every day. The central part of this Shadaloo secret base is where I am now, I update it from here. Oh, those beautiful statues you see behind me... From the right, there’s the "World's Strongest Number 2”, that’s me. Next is claw-man, a cruel narcissist with a really bad character. Lord Bison, the perfect ruler who was born to conquer the world! And finally, the boxing man, desu. I will update the information from time to time from this majestic room. The electricity at the Shadaloo base is mostly made up of geothermal power sources. It's ecological, desu! Shadaloo’s slogan is “Easy on Earth”! That's why this room is quite hot. This place will also be for daily training.

Endurance is perseverance! That’s it, desu. Endure after having poisoned your enemy! Brilliantly dodge the opponent's attack so that you won't be beaten! This is the true value of F.A.N.G-style martial arts. If you don't get hit, you won't lose, so that's how it is. I guess it's a different character in this work where offense is important. A database that aggregates information on all kinds of fighters around the world. Uhihihi, there’s all we know and don’t know about that fighter, that damned female detective, that muscular wrestler, some rolled beard from a former royal family, a guy with a hairstyle like an eryngii mushroom, and a person who stretches his hands. Of course, we can also find information about Shadaloo from here. If you know them and know yourself, you will never be defeated in a hundred battles. It's good to work hard to achieve Lord Bison’s ambitions. That device, that plan, and if you have this powerful database, conquering the world will be easy as taking candy from a baby. It is, desu.

Speaking of rice before breakfast, have you finished your meal yet? Now I'm doing a beef stew fair at Shadaloo Cafeteria on the 13th basement floor. I like beef stew a lot. As I said earlier, I've already eaten twice today. Finished eating. It seems that it will be full of energy with psycho power. After eating, it's good to take a good rest before going to the training facility.

It's good to train your energy and physical strength at the 48th room of the Shadaloo training ground. Don't neglect your daily efforts to create trust and achievements. If you live a lazy life with plenty of time, you will become an incompetent person like that Balrog. I still can't believe that such a guy is the Four Heavenly Kings. Lord Bison should also reconsider this. Is the punch power the best in the world? I, the invincible Lord F.A.N.G, could melt such a thing with poison! I don't like the bastard who wears a mask. I can't forgive the attitude of looking down on people! In the first place, he doesn’t have enough loyalty to Lord Bison! Only by serving Lord Bison is a true Shadaloo soldier. I think people have to respect each other. Now, you are also aiming to be the strongest Shadaloo soldier at the CRI!

If you have time, it's good to earn fight money in story mode and unlock additional characters. No matter who ever comes, I, Lord F.A.N.G, am and always will be invincible; this won’t change! In other words, I'm Number 1!! ・・・・・・ Oh, Lord Bison is Number 1, so I'm Number 2! I’m the strongest and invincible Number 2, desu! Wow, that was close. It would bring me bad luck....

Hmm? How can I become strong? That's a simple thing, it's good to master the poisonous hand. My V-Skill, Nishodoku, is unblockable. Are you surprised? To be honest, I was also surprised. It flies slowly, so you can chase it and use it as a check. It's good to take away the opponent's physical strength and keeping them from reaching you with Nishikyu or a Sotoja. Hmm? Isn't that what you mean? What do you mean! If you don't want to learn poison, you can play against opponents from all over the world in an online match! It's the best way to get stronger in the actual battle! Of course, it's better to collect information about the characters before fighting. It's more interesting to grasp not only the characters but also the habits and characteristics of the opponent, and you can fight advantageously. The CRI is for you, a rookie Shadaloo soldier! If you have this, you can advance into a top-class Shadaloo soldier!

I'm going to explain about Shadaloo, to which we belong, here. I'm sure you know that it's a secret society that works behind the scenes all over the world, but there are also many excellent engineers and programmers. I'm working hard for the effective use of psycho power and world peace. In addition to weapons development, we are also conducting experiments that maximize human power and food development that does not expire at all. The salary is paid in the dedicated currency ZENNY.

In order to work on conquering the world with peace in mind, we are preparing all uniforms and residences in Shadaloo. Speaking of uniforms, it is a characteristic shoulder armor, desu. It is a thing that imitates Lord Bison’s costume. All are color coordinated. There is a color change once every 4 years. It was just the timing of the switch this year, so it's a refreshing blue. Before that, it was a chic brown, mustard-like color. A hat that goes well with the uniform is prepared. Lower-ranking soldiers are required to wear helmets during their duties. It is possible to protect the head and temporarily strengthen the body with a psycho power receiver. A stylish red beret is prepared outside the mission. I'm sure it will look good on you too. Red is the color of passion! It's Lord Bison’s color!

Speaking of missions, Shadaloo soldiers sometimes fight. Hitting, kicking, throwing, and poisoning are scary, aren't they? But! Even if you are like that, if you are learning Shadaloo-style martial arts, you will do a great job! From a posture that looks harmless for a moment, a powerful tackle, and a flowing cooperation technique, an alarming sharp punch, this combo is the legendary [Shadaloo Punch] desu. In addition, with eyes like a dead fish, let the opponent off guard and rise at once while rotating (there is no attack judgment here) A heavy kick like stepping on a falling coin. This is [Shadaloo Kick] desu. It's a must-have technique for the intermediate promotion exam, so it's good to practice well.

Speaking of Lord Bison’s aides that I remembered in the battle, in addition to the Four Kings and I, the magnificent Lord F.A.N.G, there are also his elite female body guards called the Dolls. They have a special combat training, so they are quite skilled. If you have the chance, it's a good idea to practice with them. I'm going to explain the members.

First of all, the one with the pink curls. [Enero] She is the leader and her role is to plan special missions and give instructions to other members. She can also fight, so it seems that she often go to the battlefield and take direct command. She’s good at copying vocal cords, and she can confuse the enemy. She has a lot of pride, so she sometimes have trouble handling it.

Next is [Février] She’s in charge of firearms who skillfully use two submachine guns. She has a very foul mouth, so you'd better be careful. You can never win if you have a sting. It's a waste of time. Her hair and glasses are the charm points.

[März] She is good at information manipulation and cyber attacks. She can't physically fight, but she seems to more than compensate with that. It's scary when this type gets angry. Actually, boxing in secret (exercise?) It seems that she was doing it.

[Aprile] She carries a medical kit and is in charge of providing first aid to her comrades. I, Lord F.A.N.G, have bestowed upon her a finely developed neurotoxin, so that in case of danger she can use the poison and attack. She's originally from Italy and apparently did rhythmic gymnastics, so they took notice of her and snatched her up! That’s scary! Kidnapping is bad!

[Satsuki] Japanese samurai-style fighter desu. The combat power is Number 1 for the Dolls. The sharpness of her beloved samurai sword blade is amazing. Well, if it comes to me, I'll melt the whole sword with poison. Actually, she is also good at taijutsu, and she has the technique of grabbing her opponent, jumping to the sky and hitting the ground. It's a sub-style technique of the hooligan combination, and it's pretty cool. She also does sliding.

[Juli] She’s a combatant who uses a sniping arrow. It seems that a lot of things happened in the previous work, but she has returned safely to Shadaloo and participated in the conquest of the world.

[Santamu] This is a member who is good at fighting with spears. Because she has good eyesight, she can look over the enemy from high ground and carry out the mission efficiently. The Golden Lion Tamarin, Kiki, is like her partner. It seems that she likes animals and is heartbroken to exploit Kiki, but it is unavoidable in this world and for Lord Bison.

[Xiayu] and [Jianyu] are twins. It appears to me that the one fighting with nunchakus and sporting a classical Chinese Opera face paint is Xiayu, while Jianyu is the one that fights with acrobatics wielding a stick; I tend to confuse them often. Seems to be good at combination techniques, desu. It's kind of sneaky.

[Noembelu] She’s the powerhouse of the Dolls. She is equipped with two one-handed axes. The attack of holding an axe in both hands and slashing while rotating is intense. She’s a quiet person with few words. It seems that growing vegetables is her hobby, so she provides a corner of the rooftop of the base and is making a vegetable garden. Also, she seems to be good at making dolls.

Finally, [Decapre] She is a fighter who is most strongly influenced by Lord Bison's psycho power, desu. Does she hate the former Doll Killer Bee? I would like to know. I don't know anything about their past, so I can't say anything. It seems that the mask had a minor change.

..Well, I'm really lucky to be working at Shadaloo with such unique members. I should feel honored. With Lord Bison's blessing, I'll be sure to continue the quest for world domination.. Please invite your friends as well. It's good to learn what you don't understand at the CRI. Everyone gets along well, let’s do world conquest! For the sake of the wonderful Lord Bison. Yes, yes, I remember!

Let me tell you one thing. Why don’t I, Lord F.A.N.G, have a holiday costume? Is the Chinese girl’s costumes popular? Is the curled hair lady's swimsuit popular? Oh dear, desu. There are shirts with bird (flamingo) patterns during summer vacations and my favorite purple sleepwears, so why don't they release those?! There's no mistake in selling explosively, but I don't understand!

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There’s also an older version from 2016 which was translated in English by Miðgarðsorm. It’s the 11th post. Because this one’s older, it’s shorter and have less content than the updated one from above. But there are some interesting differences. Instead of mentioning his favorite food being beef stew, F.A.N.G said he doesn’t like curry that much. Now you know his food preferences 😄😄.

This neat feature reveals a lot about F.A.N.G’s character, sentiments, and how his poison works all in a fun and upbeat way. And isn’t it neat that he ran and updated the website himself too (according to website lore)? But I wonder how he feels every time he sees himself at the bottom for character usage? 😅😅. I think that this type of content was meant to make F.A.N.G into an endearing character. He gives some gaming tips and words of encouragement to the player, something that wasn’t present in SFV as he would often belittle or threaten anyone that isn’t Bison. The website gives us a friendlier portrayal of F.A.N.G, which I think contributed a slightly positive-leaning perception of him in Japan as oppose to the rest of the world. Seeing things like this, I wish it was translated for the English version of the website. This type of supportive personality from him was transferred into SF6 when he’s providing medical advice. I didn’t understand why F.A.N.G was so oddly “helpful” and “kind” in SF6 at first (even if it’s just to gain something he wants), but now it makes sense when looking back at this old gem. I wonder if F.A.N.G talks to A.K.I. like this when she’s training and studying under him? I wouldn’t be surprised if he did and it’s no wonder A.K.I. loves him. I can imagine him giving her exercise and educational tips while encouraging her to do her best and never to give up 💜😄💜😄.

And I just love how F.A.N.G complained that all of the cool DLC costumes go to Chun-Li. Like yeah, a lot of people actually did share his sentiments on that lol. But it’s Chun-Li. She is the face of Street Fighter along with Ryu.

[mpchev]

Update on fanbinding dissertation: more typesetting, more test prints, more guillotines!

I’ve now spent 23 hours learning how to fanbind! Having SO MUCH FUN, despite the tiny bit of panic that has started to settle in — everything else also takes a lot of time, and these fanbinding hours could have been spent reading more of the abundant fanbinding / fan studies / folklore research, or working on transcriptions, or getting some writing done. Going for equal parts of “it’s all about balance” and “fuck it we ball”.

I ordered some supplies from Ratchford a few days ago — I’ll need to order some more because I was mid flare-up when I did it, so brain was mush and I forgot a bunch of things, but! I now have enough supplies to do some of the next steps.

My new best friend the blue guillotine from the last update? Not such a good friend after all, test signatures were very uneven. Mentioned I was looking for an alternative to one of my profs, and he lent me his own! (Thanks Tom!) It is also blue, I’ll miss it dearly when I have to give it back. Walking around campus casually carrying a guillotine made me feel like the most interesting person in the world, many opportunities for French revolution jokes, highly recommend.

Spent a day at the library finishing up the typesetting, and doing some more printing and cutting tests. With the actual fic on the page instead of the SFW version, so here’s a title reveal if you squint (I’m binding 5 short fics together, had to come up with something). Was worried about regular printer paper looking way too blue-white for a book, but that printer had recycled paper as an option and it looks so much better. Huge thanks to Kait for the moral support, the carrying of the guillotine when I couldn’t, and the pictures of me doing things.

Spent the night making a punching cradle out of millboard (using embroidery scissors as an x-acto knife?! do not recommend) and PVA glue, after seeing someone else posting about how easy it was. (Now, is it somewhat functional? Yes. Should I maybe have googled it a little instead of just eyeballing it in a trance state of Must Do Something Now? Also yes. Later found a great youtube video of what I should have done instead, might give it a go later.) Then punched some holes (so far, feels like I didn’t need to get an awl/my awl is way too big, but we’ll see), and then sown my two more test signatures, one with more embroidery floss and one with the linen thread I now have. Something feels a bit off in the very-thin linen thread + recycled paper + big awl + wonky punching cradle combo, not sure which one to blame, probably a bit of everything. The collection of test signatures keeps on growing!

Went back to the library the following day, printed one more test signature (in case the printer had decided to grow a new personality overnight), and then the two copies of the actual book! Sliced all the sheets in half, put them in the right order, folded the pages, arranged them into signatures, and sliced them to the actual size. Thought I messed up by folding the signatures before cutting them to size, but that turned out to be a better way to do it. They look SO GOOD and SO REAL, I am SO HAPPY, this is SO SATISFYING, I desperately want to learn how to make paperbacks next to carry them everywhere. Also want to bind bigger books. Look at that happy autoethnography face.

Next steps: sewing the signatures, getting the missing supplies, attacking the terrifying ordeal of casing those bitches.

[genderlessbleach]

GENERATION LOSS FANS RISE UP!!

I am currently trying to make a GenLoss transcript! I want to get it as detailed as I possibly can with (physical) descriptions for every character and room, transcribed videos from the Generation Loss YouTube channel, and possibly the game as well! I personally want to start this project as an easier way to collect small speech details to put into fics.

I don't need any help on this, but I'm willing to get feedback and corrections if something seems wrong. This post is more so just to see if I have anyone interested in using the transcripts or if I'm just too silly for this world.

(This would be posted on Ao3 if anyone was wondering)

Anyways thank you,

Bleach <3

EDIT: I am currently thinking about making a website for the transcript or finding a different website that specializes in transcripts for this. Making a website seems like the easiest option as of now, but I'd need to look into costs and such to make it possible. Thank you for all the support in just one day <3

Thank you again,

Bleach

6/16/24 With The Founders Cut out now and me having taken a hiatus on this project to focus on school, I am now going to ask for help from my fellow boobers for this project! Due to the hiatus, I was only able to get most of The Spirit of the Cabin done. I will be posting a Google form for anyone who would like to be in the trenches with me.

[rjalker]

idk if anybody has said this to u yet but thank u for spreading awareness about how the public domain actually works, if i saw one more "you Have to call him willie and he HAS to be black and white" post i think id have a conniption fit

Thank you! It's very frustrating seeing all the fearmongering misinformation. I've been looking forward to this for the last year, but somehow I didn't realize that so many people had no idea what the Public Domain was at all...

I'm hoping people will actually put in the effort to do research and learn about these things so we don't have this problem every year, rather than everyone jumping on the "lets play attack dog for Disney's lawyers for free by screaming copyright infringement at every drawing of Mickey Mouse" bandwagon.

Like. It is baffling in the extreme how many people have instantly turned into corporate attack dogs over things that they do not in any way understand, but somehow they think they're being anticapitalist by doing so? They think they're being progressive by leaping to fearmonger and uphold Disney's stranglehold over the Public Domain by spreading fearmongering and misinformation that...literally didn't even exist before five days ago.

People now think that because Mickey Mouse is Public Domain, this somehow magically means it's literally illegal to draw Mickey Mouse in any way. It's confounding. And its just showing how deep the corporate propaganda runs. And I'm really really hoping people will start waking up and realizing how fucked up their reactions to this is and start actually learning about the Public Domain instead of immediately just spreading blatant misinformation about it that a five second google search will dispel.

I've now had to see four people proclaiming, with utmost self-righteous confidance, that celebrating the Public Domain, and celebrating that Mickey Mouse is Public Domain, is "corporate bootlicking for Disney" and "free advertising for Disney".

Because these people saw everyone saying not to give JK Rowling free advertising by continuing to celebrate her characters when the books have bigotry baked into them, and now think that they can just say the same thing about anything no matter what the context, even when they have absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

Disney has done so much to destroy awareness of the Public Domain that people are now convinced that celebrating the Public Domain...is capitalistic greed. Really makes you wish werewolf transformations were in real life because god fucking damn do I want to maul some billionaires.

I am once again begging everyone, as a bare bones beginning, to their understanding of the Public Domain, to go watch this presentation by the Internet Archive from 2019 if you're able to. (Some of them have subtitles, some of them don't, I'm going to ask if they have a transcript)

Here's a relevant clip from video 14.

[ID: A short video clip of Joseph Gratz at the 2019 Internet Archive conference about the Public Domain, sitting in a yellow chair as he speaks, saying and gesturing along with his words: "That's the, uh, official, maybe impractical strategy. The unofficial, um, more practical strategy is...be bold! Right?" [applause] "If you're acting in good faith, people are not going, ah, most copyright holders are people of good faith, who do not want to go after people who are acting in good faith, who are not harming their legitimate economic interests. And so if you're doing something, even pretty boldly, that is, that you believe and have a basis to believe, uh, and a reasonable basis to believe is in the Public Domain, or is fair use -- going out and doing it is the way, um, is the way forward, rather than being endlessly afraid." His speech ends, there's a short pause, then more applause. End ID.]

[sheets-of-your-own]

hellow tumblr user sheets dash of dash your dash own. i just finished reading voir dire by bonesandthebees (which RULES btw, dsmp fic w kinda heavy topics but highly highly recommend) which is formatted like a court epistolary with testimonies and examinations and stuff, and im looking for reccs of more unconventionally formatted fics! fics made up of transcripts, documents, dictated recordings, etc. etc. anything that isn’t plain text (or mainly isn’t plain text, im not totally anti prose). any fandom, im just interested in the cool ways people mess w medium ! thank you great spreadsheeter

Alright, so I don't have many for this- it's why I took a bit to respond (sorry!) There's 5 fics, which is half of what i usually aim for, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

generally, I find that a lot of The Magnus Archives fics are formatted like a transcript to link to the cannon podcast medium, or you can use the 'chat fic' tag when searching in ao3, but that doesn't really help for other, more interesting, forms. So here's what I was able to scrounge together:

Mission: Amity Park by SeeEmRunning G, Gen, Completed, 7,069 words, DC & Danny Phantom

"Amity Park is under siege by the Ghost Investigation Ward. The Justice League mounts a rescue mission. A story told through transcripts, blog posts, internet comments, and a mission report."

So this one is probably the most like what you are looking for, it's formatted like a sequence of blog posts and mission reports and audio transcripts. It's centered around the GIW (government ghost hunters) putting Amity Park (haunted town) under siege. The Justice league investigates. You don't need to have too deep of an understanding for either media to read the fic, but knowing names and a surface level google would probably help

Eye, Me, Myself by arealsword T, Multi, Completed, 7,066 words, The Magnus Archives & Sanders Sides

“Being afraid is a sort of entertainment, isn’t it? ”Considerations on identity and the self. Recorded by the Archivist in situ.

So this fic is so much fun to read, like beyond the actual words on the screen. It's formatted like a podcast transcript, but plays around a lot with the meta text and action tags as part of the plot of the fic. It is not going to be fully understandable if you don't have comprehensive understanding of Sanders Sides as part of the fic is Thomas switching from side to side as he speaks with no clear indication of who exactly is speaking, so you often end up realizing that a different side is speaking now and scrolling up to try to find where exactly the switch happened. It's really good and exactly what you're looking for in terms of using the specific formatting to play into what the characters are doing that couldn't be done any other way- you really need to know about the sanders sides to get it though- I'd recommend the youtube series anyway though, it's not too many cannon episodes and they're really fun, you'd only need to watch like any 2-3 episodes to get a good enough understanding of each side to get the fic, they're really well characterised in cannon so getting their unique speech patters isn't hard.

From the Archives by Sixteenthdays T, Gen, Completed, 129,098 words, Hermitcraft SMP & The Magnus Archives

"A collection of statements from the archives of the Void Institute." Looking into the supernatural incidents collected by the Void Institute starts to create issues for Grian, the archivist and his assistants, both new dangers and looking into old ones.

This series is amazing!! one of my favourites for sure. It's a collection of statements with a central plot running through it (like the magnus archives) all characters involved are the characters in Hermitcraft, 3rd Life and some from Empires and other related SMPs (no RPF, I will never rec RPF- I don't read that) it's really well done and formatted like audio transcripts.

twitterverse by doctormissy T, OR, Uncompleted, 83,405 words, Good Omens & Lucifer (& Doctor Who)

Crowley's latest brilliant idea involves ranting about his undying love tiny crush on Aziraphale on Twitter instead of actually dealing with his feelings now that the world didn't end. Because he will never find out, right?

So I've actually already rec'd this (post), the whole things is formatted like twitter posts with a few video transcripts interspersed throughout. It's mostly Good omens & lucifer, with some small Doctor who parts- but I've never watched it and I was able to read the fic just fine

all the men and women merely players by IzzyMRDB T, Gen, Completed, 2,306 words, DC (Batman)

Tim first noticed Them when he was three years old. It was his very first time on stage, after all, so he could be excused from not noticing Them before. But he played his part. He followed his script, all while looking straight at the camera. AKA Tim knows he's just a character in a comic book. He wishes They treated him as human.

So this one is just prose, but I included it because the main part is the Tim Drake can "see" the reader/audience, and the way it is written is really unique and fits the plot really well- the ending gives me chills every time

[thessalian]

Thess vs The Most Annoying Reprieve

So I stepped out and picked up the big pain meds, because dear gods did I need them, and came back to an issue that on one level has freed me from overtime today but on the other hand has ensured that my weekend will be a living hell.

See, I left my machine locked down but turned on, because the time it takes for that annoying piece of plastic to boot up is not to be borne. But when I switched it back on, I noticed that Google Chrome (the browser I pretty much have to use on my machine; no one's letting me install Firefox, apparently) had switched itself off ... and the icon was missing from the desktop. I clicked onto where I had it pinned to the taskbar and got, "Sorry, this .exe has been moved or deleted. Do you want to delete this shortcut?"

...wut.

So I did a restart, which did nothing. Then I went hunting in the start menu ... and there was a Google folder, but no .exe, and I wasn't even allowed to open the error log folder. So that was a bust. Now, of course, the stupid machine does have Microsoft Edge on it as default, so I decided to try that. So it accepted my credentials, but then said, essentially, "Sorry, but you're not allowed to access this site with this browser".

......WUT.

Tried the version of Chrome on the remote desktop where our transcription software lives, but I got the same basic thing. So apparently it has to be through the main desktop, and through Chrome, or I'm not allowed to access it. And Chrome vanished without trace for no apparent reason.

This is apparently a thing, though. Having searched here on my main computer, one suggestion is to restart the machine four times. I guess I'll try that while I type this. But the likelihood seems to be that I am getting a reprieve from overtime tonight, with a view to even worse overtime tomorrow, Friday, and possibly over the weekend. Why do I say "possibly over the weekend"? Because yet again, everyone's leaving the long shit for me to deal with, and working unbelievably slowly. Goblin was in for about half the day today and she took all the short things that people put into the queue between 2-3pm yesterday afternoon, leaving all the Monstrosities from the Breast Guy, the Placenta Guy, this new woman who is absolute shit at GI reports, and several others that were put into the queue between 11:45 and 2pm. Goblin left those. New Girl left those. Scruffman left those. Even Milady, who's usually better than that, left those. Temp still isn't in, but she would have left them too. And I am so. Very. Tired of being left with all of it.

Honestly, I'm just tired in general. We have 375 items in the queue right now. Most of that seems to fall on me, and I am fed right up. Also I hurt. And the restart upon restart upon restart doesn't seem to have done anything so it's going to be up to IT to reinstall or fix whatever update bullshit caused this mess. So while I at least don't have to near-on kill myself typing tonight, I have to sit with the sure and certain knowledge that tomorrow, and Friday, and possibly the weekend, are going to be worse. Because no one in that fucking office is going to even try to get us onto an even keel except me.

I swear to the gods, I read through that fucking competency assessment form that we're apparently self-assessing, and realised how much they fucking shouldn't be. There was a whole section on prioritising in chronological order except for urgent cases, and nobody does that shit but me. Worst part is, not only is it very clear they know that, but they take advantage of it to stick me with the bullshit. (I understand with Scruffman, I admit - he's having to do the manager work too and can't afford to be stuck in a ten minute Monstrosity from Breast Guy when an urgent call comes up needing him to browse away from a half-done document to look up a case on the system. The rest of them? The rest of them are just awful.) Anyway, summary is that their self-assessment is all going to be, "We're fine; we know what we're doing" when they FUCKING DO NOT. No wonder they get away with murder.

So I've replaced working myself to death tonight with stressing myself to death tonight over probably having to work myself to death for several more days upcoming, and probably having to cancel my Saturday D&D afuckinggain, because no one in my office seems to give much of a fuck that we are dealing with patient's lives here. I know it sounds like an exaggeration, but it's not. Another part of the competency assessment was "Hey, you do realise that if you screw around or fuck up, it could cause serious damage to the patients' lives, right?" And they're all going to answer, "Yep, I totally understand" and then just ... continue their lazy-ass way through this, and leave me as the only person in the office who understands what we actually do.

Sometimes I wish I still drank. I technically can, but that hits too hard with my meds, so I don't. I guess hot bath, sort out something about dinner, maybe see if the hurt stops enough to do anything but slump in a chair? I typed this mostly in the spirit of, "If I don't vent, I am going to punch a wall" ... and while that would at least give me a break, we can't afford that right now, and it would hurt, and I play games with those hands, so...

[choosejoyangel]

Not Another Macallan

With love, Vanessa @choosejoyangel. :) Thank you to @whoevrwhatevr for encouraging me to write. I am grateful.

Author's note: Anything SVU-related belongs to their respective owners. The original character, Christmas Grace Lennox, and everything else belong to me. I am on no other platform besides Tumblr, Vimeo, and Google/YouTube at my handle, @choosejoyangel. Enjoy, angels! :)

Just some positive goodness to brighten your day!

Soundtrack: Queen-You're My Best Friend and Dave Matthews Band-Crush <3 :)

I thought it would be more engaging for the reader to follow Rafael and Rita’s banter if it were written as a transcription. Get cozy as you imagine being in the same room as besties for life, Rafael Barba and Rita Calhoun, reflecting on an evening most likely spent alone, just the two of them starting the night at their favorite ice cream parlor over a banana split debating a case and ending the night keeping each other warm like they have always done since their Harvard Law days. Rita realizes it is time to let Rafael know how much he truly means to her, and that includes showing him he deserves to be happy with the woman he does not want to imagine his life without. Who is this woman? Is it her? Or, is Rita helping her best friend allow himself the chance at true love with someone else? 

Rita: Why are you in my kitchen, Rafi? It is your birthday, not mine.

Rafael: You know I hate surprises.

Rita: Then why are you trying to hide your smile?

Rafael: I am not smiling.

Rita: And I am 39.

Rafael: For the sixth year in a row.

Rita: I should have bought you another bottle of Macallan.

Rafael: I liked this gift better, Rita.

Rita: Speak up, babe. Did you lose your speaking voice all of a sudden?

Rafael: I liked this gift better, Rita!

Rita: I heard you the first time, but I wanted everyone still here to know how cuddly you are.

Rafael: You can take the man out of the Bronx.

Rita: But you can’t take the Bronx out of the man. I get it, Rafael. We don’t like letting our guard down. It may work in the courtroom but not in the bedroom. 

Rafael: You never had complaints about either of our bedrooms, sweetheart.

Rita: Never! 

Rafael: I trust you.

Rita: I trust you too, Rafi.

Rafael: Um, are you up to finish tonight with a bang?

Rita: I don’t think that is a good idea.

Rafael: What is wrong? I’m so sorry. I loved my party. Seeing everyone from work…um.

Rita: And home?

Rafael: Yes.

Rita: If not for her, you and I would celebrate your birthday over a banana split.

Rafael: Her?

Rita: Yes, Mistletoe.

Rafael: You mean Christmas?

Rita: Mistletoe, Christmas, who cares?

Rafael: Her name is Christmas, and yes, you do care.

Rita: Who in their right mind names their kid after a holiday? 

Rafael: It’s not important. Leave her alone. She is my friend, Rita.

Rita: Friend, eh?

Rafael: Yes, my friend.

Rita: I have known you for over twenty years, Rafael Barba. 

Rafael: And?

Rita: I have not seen that look on your face since, um, well, you know who I am talking about.

Rafael: Yelina?

Rita: Ugh! I thought I told you never to repeat her name in my presence.

Rafael: Come on! Yelina broke my heart, not yours.

Rita: Don’t say her name!

Rafael: Okay!

Rita: Christmas helped me plan your surprise birthday party. She was a big help, considering my caseload. It’s not like she has much to do besides play in her art studio.

Rafael: She works in her art studio, Rita. That is her job, and she is busy, too.

Rita: I know, Rafael. I love it when you defend her. You start blushing, and your green eyes get brighter in defense of what you call her “your friend”?

Rafael: I hate you.

Rita: I hate you too.

Rafael: She helped you?

Rita: Yes, she did. And the feeling is mutual between you and her. 

Rafael: Are you psychic now?

Rita: No, I am a woman. 

Rafael: Oh, I didn’t know.

Rita: I am trying to tell you that I don’t think it is a good idea for us to have sex anymore, Rafael.

Rafael: You and I can still be friends.

Rita: You will always be my best friend, Rafi.

Rafael: You will always be my best friend, too, Rita.

Rita: Christmas is your best friend now.

Rafael: I am allowed to have two best friends.

Rita: I know. She wants you to be happy, even if it may be you and me. I assured her that you and I are or were what young people like her call “friends with benefits.”

Rafael: She is not that young, Rita. 

Rita: You were in high school when she was born, Rafael.

Rafael: It does not bother us; does it bother you?

Rita: No!

Rafael: Will you be happy?

Rita: I am happy, and I am happy for you too. Besides, I am seeing someone.

Rafael: Really? What’s his name?

Rita: She.

Rafael: Well, okay then. What is her name? 

Rita: She is a lawyer; that is all I will tell you for now.

Rafael: Please tell me her name before you put a ring on her finger. 

Rita: Changing subjects.

Rafael: I was kidding. I do hope to meet her if that is what you want. 

Rita: You will be the first to know. 

Rafael: I think Christmas is still here. 

Rita: Of course she is. I can smell the holly from here.

Rafael: Rita! 

Rita: If you want to help in my kitchen, make some coffee for us, Rafael. 

Rafael: I don’t want to ask her to leave yet.

Rita: The coffee is for her, too, silly. If she leaves, you leave with her. You two live near each other. Oh, you have protection?

Rafael: Rita, I am not discussing my sex life with you.

Rita: She is cute. Ask her to spend the night with you.

Rafael: Rita.

Rita: I don’t want to find out you didn’t at least give her a kiss goodnight. And you know I am not talking about a chaste kiss between friends, Rafael Barba!

Rafael: You won’t, Rita Calhoun.

Rita: She and I are friends now.

Rafael: Hmm.

Rita: Rafael and Christmas sitting in a tree…

Rafael: I will meet you in the sitting room.

Rita: You better hide that blush of yours.

Rafael: Rita.

Rita: What?

Rafael: Thank you.

Rita: You’re welcome. 

Rafael: I love you, Rita.

Rita: I love you too, Rafael.

Rafael: My wish came true.

Rita: Yes, it did. Happy Birthday, Rafael. Now, get out of my kitchen.

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[paramorearchived]

June 17, 2010

Transcript:

strange youth

long time coming, this post is....... was.... why am i talking like yoda now?

so, i'm really excited to be writing here. not really sure what i'm going to write about yet but that's what makes it exciting. i guess i can start with, it's been a wild month, to say the least. "life is a daring adventure or nothing at all". is there really more to say about that than that? ok, well one more thing... human beings are no less respectable when they are at their most vulnerable. and that's why i try to have faith in people. 

right now, it's about 12:30am - we landed here in Hamburg, Germany about 10 hours ago. all i've done is sleep, watch movies and "glaze" my hair. i'm trying not to dye it at all this summer besides right before the honda civic tour. i like the way the colors fade and how strung out i start to look with my hair turning all sorts of greenish yellow. it's even better when i don't wear any make-up out. what a sight. anyways, i'm tired and at the same time completely restless. and in, what some people would call, a "desperate need" for a shower. and what's most exciting is that my face wash spilled out into the rest of my toiletry bag. there's still a little left though.  on the flight over, i read half of a new book i've started called Wonderland Avenue. it's by Danny Sugerman, in case you're interested, who happens to be my voice doctors' brother. NEATO! the author of this book not only met and hung around The Doors as a young kid around the age of 13 ... but by the time he was out of his teens he was already managing them AND Iggy Pop. (if you aren't aware of these artists, get to googling). so yeah, couldn't put that book down until finally i had to... cause me and jeremy wanted to watch Shutter Island on the plane tv's. that's right, folks, business class seats have an assortment of movies available to you on little personal tv's. what a bunch of snobs we must be! by the time we were done with that movie we realized we still weren't tired so we watched Fantastic Mr. Fox (directed by Wes Anderson, an absolute genius)... and then as jeremy fell asleep i proceeded to doodle in my journal and listen to Nirvana's 'Incesticide', then Mumford and Sons' 'Sigh No More'. it was a good flight. clearly, i got a lot of things accomplished.

again, i'm still just sitting here in my hotel room letting the orange glaze sit in my hair until i finally give in to a shower. i didn't even have enough orange left to cover my full head, so just get over it when you see me and i look like a hot mess. 

maybe now is a good place and time to state my opinion on our being everywhere at the same time. seems like we've got just about every magazine covered this month, people are playing our songs and i'm singing on B.o.B's song and it's just crazy all the time. i do love it... it's a lot of fun to work hard and see your work all around you. yet at the same time, there are still large number of people that i don't think will ever get it. the SPIN article (you know, the cover one) that was just printed about us doesn't really seem to say anything ABOUT us as a band. and it seems that in most cases writers simply enjoy looking at us and exclaiming - like they've discovered something huge - "THEY'RE YOUNG!" or of course there's always, "THEY'RE CHRISTIANS"... or "THEY DON'T SHOOT UP IN THE BACK OF THE BUS!" what is this the 80's? is it really that sensational that we aren't the second coming of Motley Crue? does our music suggest that we should be acting otherwise? listen, i'm not trying to sit here and wreck the writer from SPIN. i'm sure it's hard to get a handle on any band within the amount of time given to capture "our story". maybe reading articles about us just gets a little monotonous, that's all. oh and i'm not actually friends with McLovin or Miley. awkward turtle.

and on a slightly different tip, it's my opinion that anyone who is coming onto our band looking for controversy is completely missing the point. the point isn't in the intent of controversy, the point is that there is no way around it. as people, aren't we all bursting at the seams with conflict and controversy? the point of our music is that there are human hearts in it. because anyone knows that eventually, someone will find something on you. if you don't do drugs, you probably have another addiction. even innocent. we could stop looking for the wrongs and realize that they're inevitable on the way to something more meaningful. i'm not totally preaching here. talking to myself as well, in case you wondered. who knows? maybe i really am just bored with giving music journalists the benefit of the doubt. like they're really gonna let people know what we would want to tell them. yet still, i want to have faith in people. and anyways, what WOULD we want to tell people if we had that much space to write about ourselves? it would probably end up just the same. does it ever bug you guys? do you ever feel like some people are just missing it? 

when you come to a show do you feel the same thing that i feel when i'm on that stage? i mean, i know you're not standing on the stage... but surely you can feel the same energy that i'm feeling, to some degree. it's so much more powerful than all the trivial nonsense that people chalk our band up to be. it means something great and it feels empowering. it's the grace of knowing that we can all totally suck and be a little messed up and then stand in a room with thousands of other people who are exactly the same way, no matter how dressed up they look on the outside, and we can be broken all the same. 

man, what have i gone and spouted off about now? sorry for such a long winded, self-serving type of post.  i'm ready to wash this crap out of my hair and try to sleep til the show tomorrow.  we are actually sharing the stage with The Get Up Kids, Hot Water Music and Dropkick Murphy's tomorrow. should be a good one!

<3 hayley

[fierceawakening]

Hi. You've been posting about learning Phyrexian for a bit and I'm interested in learning but don't know where to start. Do you have any resources or advice that you could share? Thank you.

Yes!

The best general resource for "oof how do I, an English speaker, figure out what the heck is going on with these pretty lines of weird text? aaa help!" would be GuruJ's Phyrexian Language Field Guide. The latest version is posted in a Google Drive and shared with the community here:

The recent reveal of the alphabet from WOTC renders it a little obsolete (GuruJ has Q and K switched around, for example) so it's not 100% accurate, but he's done an absolutely fantastic job of dissecting the grammar so you can start to see patterns.

The official alphabet, posted by WOTC, is here:

Although this has just recently been posted, most of us studying the language immediately switched to this version of transcription, as it's much easier than trying to map things the way we were doing before (using the International Phonetic Alphabet or IPA--this uses some of that, but marks the "metallic" letters clearly and more systematically.)

This is the official font WOTC uses, found by downloading it from their site. Their version makes it hard to type the word separator character, so look for GuruJ's version (I swear this guy is Norn's gift to Phyrexia) in the comment thread there.

And here's some basic grammar tips from me (which are all in the Field Guide but this is the order I'd personally put them in):

Sentences in English go like Subject Verb Object: I go to the store. Subject is me, verb is go, store is where I go.

Sentences in Phyrexian are in a very different order.

They begin with a marker of "mood," which is usually tense but can be other things too. So if I'm saying I go, rather than that I did go or I will go, I start with a marker that shows what I'm saying is current and factual:

(It is) + rest of sentence.

Phyrexian orders things as subject object verb. The last word in a Phyrexian sentence is almost always the verb (with a couple weird exceptions)

Verbs are conjugated for who's doing the action (I/we, you, he/she/them) but not for tense, as that's usually already given by the mood marker.

So, very roughly:

(It is) + (to-store) + (go-I/we).

(Phyrexian makes no distinction between I and we, perhaps understandably as they're essentially Borg. From what we can tell, if you want to make sure it's clear you mean yourself the individual, you have to use your name. (It is) + (to-store) + (Fierceawakening) + (go-i/we.)

Versus, if I'm saying I will go:

(Will) + (to-store) + (go-I/we).

Or that he went:

(Has happened) + (to-store) + (go-he/she/they).

Or demanding you go:

(Imperative) + (to-store) + (go-you).

Aaaaand I need to head out now, but... there's the basics of how to look at a sentence. I hope it's not too horribly confusing.

[lonita]

B roll - 2020 08 31

30 - If you are recording something for later transcription please do not type near the recording device. That is incredibly disturbing for someone trying to suss out what the speakers are saying. Humans have selective hearing, devices don't.

30 - One of my friends really loathes the current proliferation of the phrase "the new normal". For myself it's "I've done my research" - which usually comes out of the mouths of someone who spent two hours on Google and sounds like they're stamping their feet like a five-year-old.

30 - Any thoughts on which brand of ginger ale exists that actually tastes like it has ginger in it?

30 - I think I'm experiencing the only aspect of Ludditeism I'll ever feel, which is companies who want to force you to use an app when you'd rather use a website. Phone are delightful, I'm sure, when you're not a visually impaired person who'd rather use a big screen.

30 - There appears to be some kind of heritage walk going on over the road at Sandyford Place.

30 - I think the two most gross things I used to eat as a child were ketchup sandwiches and toast with mayo. I was not particularly imaginative when it came to food as a child.

30 - I have this feeling that I have another uteran fibroid. I do not enjoy the prospect of living with that until it bursts. Hope it's just food poisoning.

30 - I'm now working on my … fifth? basket of peaches. I am not ashamed.

30 - I'm binging True Blood again - but the site I'm streaming it off of seems to have got themselves a set with subtitles from, of all things, Grease.

30 - It's very hard to explain to people why 'balancing budgets' is for corporations, households, and accounting class, not governments.

30 - The statue of John A MacDonald was not torn down. It was drunk and fell over on its own. It was a pre-existing condition.

30 - I don't know what it says that I misread "architect" as "antichrist". I mean, I'm legally blind and all, but still. I don't think it's that.

31 - Working at home isn't a privilege bubble. Minimum wage customer service workers do it too.

31 - Sometimes I deeply crave a Little Oly’s chocolate malt.

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[maniculum]

I say this as an enjoyer of video essays: there is an important distinction between them and traditional essays that has nothing to do with video essays being a less prestigious format or academic papers being better written. It’s this:

Video content is harder to fact-check than text content.

First, in text essays, there already exists a system by which you are expected to cite your sources. Pick a citation format, put in your footnotes or parentheticals where necessary, boom. Done. And people will notice if they’re not there because it’s an expected part of the essay.

You can do that in a video essay, and many creators do. (Last Week Tonight basically has its own visual citation format, for instance — I know that’s a TV show and not a Youtube channel, but their “main segment” each week is functionally a short video essay.) There’s nothing stopping you from putting your sources up on the screen as you go — but there’s less pressure to do so. Since there’s no requirement for citation, and no standard for what that looks like, it’s easier for a video creator to fudge that sort of thing, and less likely that their audience will notice.

Second, there’s more going on in a video than there is in text. Video creators have more options for slipping in implications, interpretations, or just distractions because they have access to visual and audio effects that text doesn’t. They can communicate how they think you should feel about something through facial expressions and gestures without having to fully articulate why they think you should feel that way. They can take a quotation from a source they’re arguing against and read it in a silly voice so you don’t take it seriously. They can put little drawings up on the screen and play sound effects, and generally communicate a lot through implication.

An example of the “distraction” thing (and there are probably better ones, but i’m writing off the cuff here) — a few years ago, my cousin sent me a video she’d seen by a right-wing creator. In that video, they interviewed a number of people, and at one point they asked someone a question & got an answer they didn’t like. Rather than try and refute it or explain why they disagreed, they just played the Jeopardy theme while the person was talking and followed it with an error buzzer. In a traditional essay, you can’t just say “Wrong!” and then move on to your next point — I mean, technically you’re able to I suppose, your word processor isn’t going to punish you with an electric shock or anything if you do, but your readers will recognize that there’s supposed to be more there. And you definitely can’t present a quotation you disagree with and drown it out with music so it’s harder for your reader to follow what’s being said. Most video essayists don’t stoop to such things, I think, but the option is there in a way that it isn’t for text.

Third, if you want to try and fact-check a video, the actual process itself is noticeably more difficult than doing the same to text. Think of how frustrating it is when you’re Googling something and all the top results are videos. Why is that something people object to? It’s because watching a video takes longer than reading the same information in text form and it’s harder to quickly find the material you want, right? That same quality makes it harder to fact-check.

You want to fact-check a traditional essay? No problem. It’s a static format, all laid out in black and white on the page in front of you. You can read as quickly or slowly as you want, skipping backwards or forwards to certain points is trivially easy, and you can even print it out and highlight / annotate things. Video essay? You’re looking at hours upon hours of strategic pausing and rewinding if you want to do a quality job. Text is easy to search inside if you’re looking for a specific thing; video only has that function if the creator has included a full transcript with time stamps.

Now, again, I like video essays. They’re basically the only thing I watch on Youtube. And plenty of video essayists do cite their sources, and don’t try to use the medium to cheat on aspects of their argument, and even release full transcripts so you have it available in text form for ease of fact-checking.

But there also is a reason that a lot of bad-faith actors and propagandists gravitate towards video over text when they put out their material. The medium is far easier to abuse without your audience noticing. And I do think we have to be aware of that. The above poster is correct in that video essays are not a necessarily inferior medium. If an essayist is acting in good faith, their material is going to be just as valid in video l as it is in text, and their choice of format in no way reflects upon the content of the essay. But we have to be careful and not let ourselves assume that any preference for written essays over video essays is just snobbery. The video format, by its nature, has more space for bad actors and it’s important to remember that.

shall I have a hot take too? don't mind if I do

[azeez-unv]

Don't laminate your certificates

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Why You Should Not Laminate Certificates And Other Vital Documents

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What Is Lamination?

Lamination is a process whereby thin layers of transparent polythene nylon are joined together to protect paper documents such as certificates, results, testimonials etc.

Why Do People Laminate Certificates?

Here are some important reasons why people seem to laminate their certificates/documents below…

1. Lamination protects paper materials from getting damaged by fluid, dust/dirts, grease and hampered edges.

2. It’s believed that lamination elongates the life span of important documents like certificates, results and so on.

3. It improves the strength, quality and appearance of the product.

There are more to it but those are the most important reasons why people often opt in for a lamination. A lot of people believe what isn’t supposed to be true. However, laminating certificates, pictures and other paper materials isn’t utterly advantageous, there are cons attached to it. Below are reasons you should not laminate certificates & other documents.

HERE IS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT LAMINATE CERTIFICATES & OTHER DOCUMENTS.

This is my opinion about lamination, I totally don’t agree with the”you must laminate your documents” to keep it longer, clean and safe. You shall be convinced after reading the disadvantage of laminating certificates and other documents..

CONS

1. OVERHEATING CAN DESTROY IT:

For the hot laminating machine, if not properly operated can destroy your document for good. I’m not a victim of this but I must tell you the honest truth, lamination can burn down paper if not handled well.

2. IT FLATTENS SECURITY MARKS/SEAL:

Some certificates contain prints, security seals, marks or stamps; when laminated, such certificates or documents are totally flattened out. Some organizations and foreign institutes are so serious about these seals, flattening documents may not be easily verifiable or approved.

3. DUPLICATES GOES WRONG:

In cases where you will have to duplicate certificates through photocopier, laminated certificates may/may not produce the best effect due to its reflective polythene texture. Distorted lines, text and colours may as well be created when photocopied.

Now that you know how much damage you can do to your certificate when laminated, stay away from laminating legal documents cause lamination renders it invalid/altered in some important organization.

THINGS TO CONSIDER IF YOU INTEND TO LAMINATE.

Here is some advice for you…

¶ Use plastic bags with seals at the tips to save documents instead of laminating.

¶ If you intend to laminate, make sure you confirm the machine being used isn’t over heated or confirmed via sampled work.

¶ You can opt for cold laminating machine instead of hot, this is proved to be safer.

¶ Keep original documents in a safe bag or case then carry duplicates around only if required to produce the original should you bring out.

¶ Keep documents away from dirt, moisture etc.

¶ Even if you insist on laminating your documents, make sure you scan all documents and save it directly to your email or cloud drive such as Google drive, Dropbox etc.

In conclusion: In some developed countries verification of certificates is done with transcripts instead of the usual security marks whereas it contradicts here because we are lagging behind technologically, I will advise you not to laminate any of your documents, just be more careful with the way you handle and preserve it. Be wise.

உங்கள் சான்றிதழ்களை லேமினேட் செய்ய வேண்டாம்

நீங்கள் ஏன் சான்றிதழ்கள் மற்றும் பிற முக்கிய ஆவணங்களை லேமினேட் செய்யக்கூடாது

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லேமினேஷன் என்றால் என்ன?

லேமினேஷன் என்பது ஒரு செயல்முறையாகும், இதன் மூலம் வெளிப்படையான பாலிதீன் நைலானின் மெல்லிய அடுக்குகள் சான்றிதழ்கள், முடிவுகள், சான்றுகள் போன்ற காகித ஆவணங்களைப் பாதுகாக்க ஒன்றாக இணைக்கப்படுகின்றன.

மக்கள் ஏன் சான்றிதழ்களை லேமினேட் செய்கிறார்கள்?

மக்கள் தங்கள் சான்றிதழ்கள்/ஆவணங்களை லேமினேட் செய்வதாகத் தோன்றுவதற்கான சில முக்கிய காரணங்கள் கீழே உள்ளன…

1. லேமினேஷன் காகிதப் பொருட்களை திரவம், தூசி/அழுக்குகள், கிரீஸ் மற்றும் தடைப்பட்ட விளிம்புகளால் சேதமடையாமல் பாதுகாக்கிறது.

2. லேமினேஷன் சான்றிதழ்கள், முடிவுகள் மற்றும் பல முக்கியமான ஆவணங்களின் ஆயுட்காலம் நீடிக்கிறது என்று நம்பப்படுகிறது.

3. இது உற்பத்தியின் வலிமை, தரம் மற்றும் தோற்றத்தை மேம்படுத்துகிறது.

இன்னும் பல உள்ளன, ஆனால் மக்கள் பெரும்பாலும் லேமினேஷனைத் தேர்ந்தெடுப்பதற்கான மிக முக்கியமான காரணங்கள் இவை. பலர் உண்மையல்ல என்று நம்புகிறார்கள். இருப்பினும், சான்றிதழ்கள், படங்கள் மற்றும் பிற காகிதப் பொருட்களை லேமினேட் செய்வது முற்றிலும் சாதகமாக இல்லை, அதில் தீமைகள் உள்ளன. சான்றிதழ்கள் மற்றும் பிற ஆவணங்களை லேமினேட் செய்யக் கூடாது என்பதற்கான காரணங்கள் கீழே உள்ளன.

சான்றிதழ்கள் மற்றும் பிற ஆவணங்களை ஏன் லேமினேட் செய்யக்கூடாது என்பது இங்கே.

இது லேமினேஷன் பற்றிய எனது கருத்து, அதை நீண்ட நேரம், சுத்தமாகவும், பாதுகாப்பாகவும் வைத்திருக்க, "உங்கள் ஆவணங்களை லேமினேட் செய்ய வேண்டும்" என்பதில் நான் முற்றிலும் உடன்படவில்லை. லேமினேட் சான்றிதழ்கள் மற்றும் பிற ஆவணங்களின் தீமையைப் படித்த பிறகு நீங்கள் நம்புவீர்கள்.

தீமைகள்

1. அதிக வெப்பம் அதை அழிக்கும்:

சூடான லேமினேட்டிங் இயந்திரத்தைப் பொறுத்தவரை, சரியாக இயக்கப்படாவிட்டால், உங்கள் ஆவணத்தை அழித்துவிடும். நான் இதற்கு பலியாகவில்லை, ஆனால் நேர்மையான உண்மையை நான் உங்களுக்குச் சொல்ல வேண்டும், லேமினேஷன் சரியாகக் கையாளப்படாவிட்டால் காகிதத்தை எரித்துவிடும்.

2. பாதுகாப்பு குறிகள்/முத்திரையை சமன் செய்கிறது:

சில சான்றிதழ்களில் அச்சுகள், பாதுகாப்பு முத்திரைகள், மதிப்பெண்கள் அல்லது முத்திரைகள் உள்ளன; லேமினேட் செய்யும் போது, ​​அத்தகைய சான்றிதழ்கள் அல்லது ஆவணங்கள் முற்றிலும் தட்டையாக இருக்கும். சில நிறுவனங்கள் மற்றும் வெளிநாட்டு நிறுவனங்கள் இந்த முத்திரைகள் பற்றி மிகவும் தீவிரமாக உள்ளன, தட்டையான ஆவணங்கள் எளிதில் சரிபார்க்கவோ அல்லது அங்கீகரிக்கப்படவோ முடியாது.

3. பிரதிகள் தவறாகப் போகும்:

ஃபோட்டோகாப்பியர் மூலம் நீங்கள் சான்றிதழ்களை நகலெடுக்க வேண்டிய சந்தர்ப்பங்களில், லேமினேட் செய்யப்பட்ட சான்றிதழ்கள் அதன் பிரதிபலிப்பு பாலித்தீன் அமைப்பு காரணமாக சிறந்த விளைவை ஏற்படுத்தலாம்/இல்லை. நகலெடுக்கப்படும் போது சிதைந்த கோடுகள், உரை மற்றும் வண்ணங்கள் உருவாக்கப்படலாம்.

லேமினேட் செய்யும் போது உங்கள் சான்றிதழிற்கு எவ்வளவு சேதம் விளைவிக்கலாம் என்பதை இப்போது நீங்கள் அறிவீர்கள், சட்டப்பூர்வ ஆவணங்களை லேமினேட் செய்வதிலிருந்து விலகி இருங்கள் சில முக்கியமான நிறுவனங்களில் லேமினேஷன் செல்லுபடியாகாது/மாற்றியமைக்கப்படும்.

நீங்கள் லேமினேட் செய்ய விரும்பினால், கருத்தில் கொள்ள வேண்டிய விஷயங்கள்.

உங்களுக்கான சில ஆலோசனைகள் இதோ…

¶ லேமினேட் செய்வதற்குப் பதிலாக ஆவணங்களைச் சேமிக்க முனைகளில் முத்திரைகள் கொண்ட பிளாஸ்டிக் பைகளைப் பயன்படுத்தவும்.

¶ நீங்கள் லேமினேட் செய்ய விரும்பினால், பயன்படுத்தப்படும் இயந்திரம் அதிக வெப்பமடையவில்லை என்பதை உறுதிப்படுத்தவும் அல்லது மாதிரி வேலை மூலம் உறுதிப்படுத்தவும்.

¶ நீங்கள் சூடான பதிலாக குளிர் லேமினேட்டிங் இயந்திரத்தை தேர்வு செய்யலாம், இது பாதுகாப்பானது என்று நிரூபிக்கப்பட்டுள்ளது.

¶ அசல் ஆவணங்களை பாதுகாப்பான பையில் அல்லது பெட்டியில் வைத்து, பின்னர் அசல் ஆவணத்தை நீங்கள் வெளியே கொண்டு வர வேண்டும் என்றால் மட்டுமே அதன் நகல்களை எடுத்துச் செல்லவும்.

¶ ஆவணங்களை அழுக்கு, ஈரப்பதம் போன்றவற்றிலிருந்து விலக்கி வைக்கவும்.

¶ உங்கள் ஆவணங்களை லேமினேட் செய்ய வலியுறுத்தினாலும், எல்லா ஆவணங்களையும் ஸ்கேன் செய்து, கூகுள் டிரைவ், டிராப்பாக்ஸ் போன்ற உங்கள் மின்னஞ்சல் அல்லது கிளவுட் டிரைவில் நேரடியாகச் சேமிக்கவும்.