#morolina

[transmorolians]

samples:

morolina the elegant coward - naofumi hataya

hungry pumkin - ??? (va unknown)

administrator - ellen mclain

[choco-pudding]

Space Channel 5 Gyun Gyun Book p. 101-102 and 116-117. (Translations by myself and checked over @lavoszero. Edit by myself.)

Some of the character profiles. The official translation are pretty close to the Japanese for most of them so they were pretty easy.

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p.101

Character Profiles

Page Navigation On the top is the character's name and profile. Meeting Place refers to which reports the characters will appear in game. Additionally, places marked with an X means the character will only appear at that place if you make a mistake there.

p.102

Main Characters It's a whole lineup of reporters with shining personalities! Ulala's profile is registered from the start, Pudding's and Jaguar's will register after clearing Report 3, and Blank's will register after clearing Report 4.

NO.000: Ulala Channel 5 reporter, she's been with the station for two years. Born on May 30th and currently 22 years old. Blood type is B. At this point, she's not sure where the path of a reporter will lead her but she dreams of "becoming the best reporter in the whole galaxy!" one day.

Meeting Place -

NO.001: Pudding Channel 42 reporter. Former Idol. 19 years old. Blood type is AB. Her hatred for losing really shows off her two-faced nature. She has an excessive and intense rivalry with Ulala. Backed up by her bodyguards, she appears to interfere with Ulala's reporting. She's been a reporter for four years.

Meeting Place Report 1: Control Tower - Act. 3 Report 3: Morolian Base -Act. 1

NO.002: Jaguar Space Pirate Broadcasting Station reporter. 35 years old. A risk-taking man that will reach the truth by any means. Coming and going like the wind, he reports all over the galaxy through guerrilla-like tactics. His past is a mystery but there's rumors it has something to do with Channel 5…

Meeting Place Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 3 Report 3: Asteroid Belt Area - Act. 2 | Head Office -Act. 3, Act. 4

NO.003 Blank Channel 5's Chief. He's a man that claims that seeing the ratings go up is life itself and the ultimate pleasure. There's always some sort of dark rumor about him. With his position he's able to freely control the station's broadcasting system. He is an ambitious person whose ambition can never be satisfied.

Meeting Place Report 4

NO.004: Space Michael A Super Star that rocked the galaxy, a Super Dancer that transcended space and time. 500 years ago, he used his Dance Energy to prevent a crisis that would've led to the Earth's destruction; he's really famous. Currently, he is contracted as a reporter for Channel 5.

Meeting Place Report 4: Boardroom ~ Corridor - Act. 2 (first round and subsequent rounds if the rating are above 90%)

[Note: meeting place can be more literally translated as meeting condition. Pudding has an error in her profile and lists she appears in act. 2 of the Control Tower. She actually appears in Act. 3 so I fixed it accordingly.]

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Boss Characters

NO.073: Coco★Tapioca Dancing Robot Invader No. 1, it appears in at the Launch Pad in Report 1. It has a huge “purplink” body. The ring beams it creates from its antennas and the line-dancing robots (officially named Yellow Submorons) stored inside its body are something fierce.

Meeting Place Report 1: Launch Pad

NO.074: Morolina~ ♥ The Slightly-Perverted Dancing Robot” sent by the Morolians to attack the Luxury Spacecraft G. It attack-tack-tacks Ulala with its tongue and tentacles! Because it’s holding space primary schoolers hostage, you must attack very carefully.

Meeting Place Report 2: Observation Platform

NO.075: Morolin! Monroe! The Strongest Dancing Robot our heroine faces, these twins appear inside the Secret Base in Report 3. It emerges from the TV monitor and attacks while transforming again and again in three stages. This robot may be too tough to fight against by yourself.

Meeting Place Report 3: Head Office

[Translator’s notes: they use the word “mecha” rather than “robot” but robot rolls off the tongue a bit more and is what official translation call them. Purplink is portmanteau of purple-pink.]

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NO.076: Evila The Perfect Reporter Robot created from studying Ulala's abilities. It reports solely for the sake of increasing the ratings. It commands the Channel 5 Security Robots and challenges Ulala. It's quite the powerful foe.

Meeting Place Report 4: Main Antenna

NO.077: Giant Evila A gigantic robot pet controlled by Channel 5’s Chief, Blank. The space relay ship the Astrobeat is kept hostage, with the director trapped within. Attacks won’t be effectively unless you input the opposite of what it says and then press the A button.

Meeting Place Report 4: Main Antenna

NO.078: Blank TV A robot that broadcasts a brainwashing signal, controlled by Chief Blank. The innards of Giant Evila and Blank’s true self (?). This robot can broadcast its brainwashing signal to all corners of the galaxy using Channel 5’s system.

Meeting Place Report 4

[Translator’s notes: The question mark in Blank TV’s profile is part of the original text.]

[big-d-cat]

I don’t see any art of the robots except for Evila, so....

[space-channel-69]

stretch

[morolacaffeitaliano]

Morolina con il maestro Iginio Massari #iginiomassari #sigep2019 #MOROLAcaffeItaliano #MOROLAsiSente #brescia #scuoladipasticceria #rimini #puglia (presso Sigep Rimini) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs5-_AigOkG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=n8ab84ybuuud

[rogueshipagogo]

im thinking abt this commercial again its so important coco tapioca straight up punching a morolian at the beginning. everyones watching ulala do... this. walk around posing in a bar???? on a catwalk in a nightclub. hoorg is literally shaking his ass at ulala and he has a new york accent and im afraid. oh god i havent watched this in so long. jaguar and pudding are in the audience and theyre Flipping Out when they see her so i have no idea what that means. morolina is over there spouting off some mra dogwhistle shit. i just realized all the morolians are talking and theyre all creepers???and men with accents?why????? jaguar watches ulala get harrassed by morolians and isnt pleased so when ulala kills hoorg hes startled but ultimately does not seem surprised. theres so much. what the fuc

[transmorolians]

i'm playing sch5p1 and i just experienced a glitch where upon entering the morolina boss fight it was silent except for the music. no snarky "haha the aliens are retreating". no "auughgh my poor students". no dialogue at all until the fight Started. then it was normal after that. but i was scared for a sec

[choco-pudding]

Space Channel 5 Gyun Gyun Book p. 74-81 (Translations by @lavoszero and myself. Edit by myself.)

The guide pages for Report 2.

Edit: 6/4/22, fixed a spelling error on page 79.

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p. 74

Cockpit This is where the captain of the Luxury Spacecraft G is located, let's rescue him and his crew! Even though it's getting a little trickier to get into the rhythm of when to press A or B, it isn't that difficult.

Act. 1 Shooting During this section you get a mix up of Space Top Crew (Male) and Morolians. The rhythm is honestly really easy, so don't worry about it and concentrate on pressing the A B buttons. If you make a mistake, the Space Top Crew (Female) will appear in the following phase. It's best to rescue her quickly.

Help us! No. 28: Space Top Crew (Male) >P. 107 No. 29: Space Top Crew (Female) >P. 107

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Act. 2 Dance The "←→→→AA" commands in sets 6 - 8 can be a bit difficult because of the rapid sequence of the directional buttons. If you hold the controller in the usual way, it makes it hard to press the buttons quickly. If that’s the case, try playing with the controller on your lap (See page 54). The Morolians are tiny during this stage, so you need to pay attention to the Morolians’ voices!

Help us! No. 55: Spaceship Captain >P. 111

Column: Fuse Quote List! Fuse's loving comments for Ulala when she's on site are actually meaningful! There's some dialogue you can only hear in specific reports so let's check them out!

Ulala's Circumstance at that Time: 1. After a failed rescue in the previous dance battle 2. If half or more of inputs were incorrect in the previous shooting battle

Fuse's Comment:

Who the man!

Oh, pl-ease, Ulala.

What are you doing?

What's goin' on?

Now don't let me down, girl!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

What was that!?

Focus! Focus!

Ulala's Circumstance at that Time: 1. After a successful rescue in the previous dance battle 2. If half or more of the inputs were correct in the previous shooting battle

Fuse’s comment:

You did it, baby!

You were great!

That was smooth, baby!

Outta sight, baby!

Very good, Ulala!

That was fresh!

You did good, Ulala!

Ulala's Circumstance at that Time: If the ratings are 80% or above at the end of an act or if all the inputs were correct in the previous act

Fuse's Comment:

I’m gettin' dizzy~

Oh yeah! Ulala!

You go, girl!

Very good, very very good!

You're the best girlfriend!

Oh, I love that girl!

Fantastic!

Perfect, perfect, perfect!

Ta ra, ra rararara, hiyahou!

Ba, ra baba, ba ba ba ba, hiyahou!

Babba bara -ra ra ra , hiyahou!

Ulala's Circumstance at that Time: If the ratings are 80% or above and all the inputs were correct

Fuse's Comment:

That ain't just good, that is perfect!

Ulala's Circumstance at that Time: If even one of the final inputs was incorrect 

Fuse's Comment:

What part of "shoot" didn't you get?

Girl, you need more training.

Uh, excuse me?

Ulala's Circumstance at that Time: If all the final inputs were correct

Fuse's Comment:

Nice shootin'!

Outta sight!

Great shootin'!

Hoohoo, you can sure pull that trigger!

Awesome shootin'!

Fabulous shootin'!

Ulala's Circumstance at that Time: If the ratings are 80% or above and if all the final inputs were correct

Fuse's Comment:

Hoohoohoo! Alright!

Ulala's Circumstance at that Time: If all the inputs were incorrect just before the break

Fuse's Comment:

Copy the moves!

Come on, keep the rhythm!

Are you kiddin'?

Mm, our ratings are doing down…

Shake it, baby!

Target!

Hang in there.

This can't be happenin'!

Oh no, what happened?

Pick up the pace!

That's no good.

Hey, steady on!

Hey hey hey hey!

Ulala's Circumstance at that Time: If half or more of the inputs were correct in the previous act or if all inputs were correct just before the break

Fuse's Comment:

What. A. Groove!

Lookin good!

Good job!/Oh yeah!

Keep it up!

Right on!

Ah yeah!

You go, girl!

Hey, our ratings are going up.

Great. Great!

Check out the view rating!

Ulala's Circumstance at that Time: If the ratings are 80% or above and if half or more of the inputs were correct in the prev. act or if all inputs were correct just before the break

Fuse's Comment:

M, mm, mm! Now that's the ticket, girlfriend!

Mmm, dy-na-mite!

Excellent

Oh now that's just fantastic!!!

Ulala's Circumstance at that Time: If the ratings are 3% or below and if all the inputs were incorrect before the break

Fuse's Comment:

Oh man.

Whoa whoa whoa, stop! Stop!

Ulala's Circumstance at that Time: If only one mistake is allowed at the break Fuse's Comment:

This is your last chance, Ulala.

[Translator's notes: These are the official English voice lines, matched to their Japanese equivalents. The exception is Fuse’s singing just because I didn’t know how to vocalize them.]

p. 76

Dining Hall Don’t get distracted by the delish smell of food and thrown off your game by these difficult A and B inputs. We can't lose this dance battle against Jaguar, lead reporter of the Space Pirate Broadcasting System!

Act. 1 Shooting Rescue the Woman in Black while making a mistake. If you make a mistake in the 2nd set, then do the 3rd set perfectly, the Red Boy will appear during the 4th set. Make a mistake while saving him and the Blue Man will appear in the 5th set. Play perfectly from there and you can rescue the Woman in Yellow and Space Waitress at the end!

Help Us! No. 08: Space Waitress >P. 103 No. 37: Black in Woman >P. 108 No. 43: Yellow in Woman >P. 109 No. 46: Boy Red >P. 110 No. 48: Man Blue >P. 110

[Translator's notes: Women in Black and Woman in Yellow are literally called “Black Woman” and “Yellow Woman” but you know. I went with what they call them in part 2.]

p. 77

Act. 2 Dance Better wait before pressing “A” on the 7th because it starts on the half-beat. If you have trouble grasping the timing, try pressing "A" after a half-beat "u-". The Space Supermodel can only be rescued during the first run through. In extra mode, only the Space Granny will appear, so keep that in mind!

Help Us! No. 59: Space Supermodel >P. 112 No. 54: Space Granny >P. 111

Act. 3 Dance The 6th and 7th sets are a bit longer than usual. Anyway, the commands here start with "↑" in the 1st set, then the they repeat and increase in number little by little as you progress through the sets. So, you should be able to memorize most of the commands, even if they get really long. But don't get caught off guard by the 8th set, which switches to short commands on four beats.

Help Us! No. 15: Space Pirate (Large Male) >P. 104 No. 62: Brass Man >P. 113

Column: Would You Like a Captivating Drink? The Space Waitress thrills passengers with her tasteful attire. The drinks she makes is the Luxury Spacecraft G's famous Galaxy Tequila. Once you get a taste of it, what if it makes you addicted with mellow aroma and strong liquor!?

p. 78

Air Duct Garbage Room We passed through the Air Duct and followed the Space Mice through the drains, finding ourselves in the Garbage Room with people dancing on green trashcans. This is gonna be a long, long challenge but we gotta keep our calm!

Act. 1 Dance The sets here are ridiculously long. Each set of commands follow 15 beats. However, the rhythm is simple, and most of them have the same timings. So, all you have to do is focus on pressing the buttons with the same tempo and you won't have a problem. Except for the 5th,6th, and 9th sets, which require you to precisely press "A" during some half-beats instead!

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Act. 2 Shooting Morolians and Maintenance Workers appear on the top of three trash cans. It’s really easy to recognize the direction of commands by looking. But be on your toes, there’s still lots of feints here. No need to track who popped out of a single trashcan first, just shoot the one on the left first and you’ll be a-okay. Don't rush when pressing those buttons especially by the 6th set!

Help us No. 18: Maintenance Work >P. 105 No. 19: Maintenance Work (Macho) >P. 105 No. 20: Maintenance Work (Tall) >P. 105

Column: Se-cr-ets of the Dancelings

Space Japanese Persons' Destination is… The pair were on a trip and it seems they were on their way to a casino in the Eastern Galaxy Plateau right before the invasion. Under their space suits, they look near identical to Japanese people from 500 years ago, but they’re a bit taller on average now. 175 cm for adult men and 167 cm for adult women. The cameras they use are the latest Space Dai Canon product. As a standard, it’s equipped with a specialized lens, and its high sensitivity allows it to see the Andromeda Galaxy from Earth even during the day! Sound pricey but it would’ve been only 6.80 yen in 1999 yen.

Space Salaryman's Amazing Wife ♥ The wife of the naturally-born salaryman, she has a history of giving food and raising the Space Squids (Krakens), as if they were just tiny fish. She's also a bit of a shortie. She also raised a Space Marimo as a pet during her time in culinary school

Spaceship Captain's Hometown Naturally, he’s is the captain of the huge Luxury Spacecraft G, and being the "Galaxy's Best" runs in the family. His hometown is on the planet Paikal. He's a decorated pilot, but whether he earned them or was given them because of his family name is a mystery.

Legendary Vocalist: Space Granny Space Granny used to a member of the legendary "Scan Teens", a daring band that impressed people with its mystifying melodies. Some have compared their music to a hymn, going so far as to say it was like being blessed by angels. Although they were only together for around 200 days, Space Records sold more than 80 trillion records, a sales record that remains unbroken to this day. A whopping 600 million spectators gathered for their Grand Space Live Concert. It was totally groovy and the fans were really impressed, everything about it was pretty wild. The band quickly broke up when her sister, the drummer, got tired of playing the drums, but their legacy remains. To this day they are still legendary.

[Translator’s notes: The cameras the Space Japanese people use is called “大観音堂” which seems to be a pun on 大観密寺 (Daikannon) and Canon Inc., the popular camera company—which in itself is named after Daikannon. By the way, the camera would cost about $0.12 today. There is a description in the Se-cr-ets of the Dancelings that’s really tasteless and offensive (you can guess about who) so we’re opting to not to include it.]

p. 80

Observation Platform Vs Morolina~♥ That tongue attack when the fight turns up the heat really catches viewers’ attention, doesn't it!? It's a long showdown with lots of commands, despite that, let's be graceful as if we're in a space opera while grooving to that magnificent BGM!

Act. 1 There's a lot of directions to follow before getting down to shooting. Morolina shoves Morolians and Space Children she's holding captive forward in time with the "Chu". There's no real distinction between when to shoot Morolians and the Space Primary Schooler which makes for a big problem, make sure that you know which beam you have to shoot during this!

Help Us! No. 22: Space Primary Schooler (Red Dress) >P. 106 No. 23: Space Primary Schooler (Green) >P. 106 No. 24: Space Primary Schooler (Spiky) >P. 106 No. 25: Space Primary Schooler (Pink) >P. 106

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Dancing Robot Invader No. 2 Morolina~♥ Height: 13 Morometers Weight: 178 Morograms Special: 8 tentacle arm attacks | Tongue wrapping attack Acts with Cowardly yet Elegant tactics. She was sly enough to secure hostages with graceful, ballerina-like, movements; honestly, she's a pretty slick dancer.

Act. 2 Unlike Act. 1, the distance from the boss is pretty far, so it's super important to pay close attention to if it's holding some Morolians or some Space Children. Look for those green and pink sparkles! If there’s only one "Chu," then it’s always the B button. There's lots of commands on the half beats, so be on your guard!

Act. 3 Morolina's voice is your only tell here. Since there’s so many "A” inputs, you gotta listen closely to tell how many times you have to press it. It might be best to just close your eyes so you’re not distracted by anything else, then press the buttons by ear. Make sure not to press too many times!

Help Us! No. 21: Space Homeroom Teacher (Male) >P. 105

Column:Space’s Trash Problem The Luxury Spacecraft G, a light-speed cruise ship, covers long distances and reasonably creates a lot of trash. But fret not! The trash is all collected in one place, then super-compressed into a 2 cm square. After that, it’s sent to Earth for processing.

[Translator’s notes: As before, the actual unit of measurements are “mooroos” and “morons.” Mooroos is still pronounced like the moro in Morolians. I just thought morometers and morograms was cuter.]

[space-channel-69]

Some examples of the camera and background just giving up during the Morolina fight

[werewuffart]

Two Elegant Cowards

[interspacing]

Back at you, two in one ask! Abby 2, 4, 6! And Morolina 6, 7, 10!

oh my yiss!!

Abby:

2. Flower

Lilies! (´∀｀)

4. Archtype/Character Trope

Probably somewhere between "dumb blonde" and "love hurts"

6. Emotion

Love, probably. All the different types!

Morolina:

6. Emotion

Envy or Jealousy!

7. Super Power

SUPER BRAINS! Duh, she's the smartest. 

10. Animal

A frickin Pomeranian 

[choco-pudding]

Space Channel 5 Gyun Gyun Book front covers and p. 04-05, and  (Translations by myself. Edit by myself.)

Just some things I did and scanned for fun. I love the Morolians on the actual cover.

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Covers

Space Channel 5 Kinda Funky Book

p.04

News Woman 02

Fashionable Reporting in Shibuya 06 Costumes of Ulala 08 Ulala's Swingin' Fashion 10 Kinda Funky Coordination Technique 12 Ulala's Week 14 Space Channel 5 Merch Catalog 16

Morolian Speculations 18 This is Morodia! 20 Illustrated! Morolian 22 Newly Discovered Species!? 23 Morolians Still on Earth? 24

Kinda Funky Broadcasting Station Space Channel 5 26 Space Channel 5 28 Space Channel 42 31 Underground Pirate Broadcasting System 32 Space Channel 01 33 Space Channel 88 33 Project Dialogue Ulala (ch5) x Pudding (ch42) 34 Ulala Dictionary 36

We Love SCH5♥37 Write-in Club 38 Kazutoshi Iida's First Bit Love ~ I Fell in Love with Ulala 41 Ulala, Let's DANCE! 45 Let's Draw Ulala! Secret Buffet 48 Let's Make a Morolian! 50

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Space Channel 5 Rough Guide 53 System and Advice 54 Basic Information 54 Note About Different Types of Battles 55 Raising the Ratings 56 Rescue Pointers 57 Command Tables and Rhythm 58

Story 59

Report 1: Introducing...Ulala! 60 Lobby 1F 62 Control Tower 64 Lobby 2F 66 Luggage Room ~ Container Room 68 Launch Pad  VS Coco ⭐ Tapioca 70

Report 2: Spaceship S.O.S.! 72 Cockpit 74 Dining Hall 76 Air Duct ~ Garbage Room 78 Observation Platform  VS Morolina~♥ 80

Report 3: Catch the Scoop! 82 Asteroid Belt 84 Base Passage 1 85 Head Office  VS Morolin! Monroe! 86 Base Passage 2 87

Report 4: Evil in the Galaxy Revealed! 88 Boardroom ~ Corridor 90 Control Room 92 Recording Studio 94 Main Antenna  VS Evila and Giant Evila 96 VS Blank 98

Ending 100

Character Profiles 101

Ulala's Marching on, Unstoppable! 118

[transmorolians]

Morolians:

Cred / Remoro

Yaroo / Yemoro

Gromb / Gurimoro

Blib / Burumoro

Plurp / Puumoro

Proonk / Piimoro

Hoorg / Boss Moro

Brack / Taiko Man / Leader Moro

Clork / Leader Moro

Morolian Eight

Morolian Cameraman

Othermoro / Betsumoro

Morolian Robots(?):

Coco★Tapioca

Yellow Submorolian

Dirty Dance Bot: Morolina / Morori〜ina♥︎

"Minions"

The Funkiest Dancebot: Morolian Monroe / Mororin! Monrō!

Evila (It feels weird to put her on this list, but despite being Ulala's android doppelgänger Evila is partially a Morolian creation, no matter what her primary design inspiration may be.)

Other★Tapioca / Bestu★Tapioka

There are also two obscure Morolians: a few shaped like Hoorg but with the Morolian Leaders' colouring (from Samba De Amigo Wii's SCH5 stage), and a commonly-shaped Morolian with Hoorg's colouring (from Sega Superstars PS2).

If I recall correctly there are also Jagā-Moros? Diversity Win!

I know the names of all of the Morolians.