#morning dispatch

[jinikaris]

[ favourite hyunlix moments ✩₊˚. 7 // ∞ ✧ at the airport, 240731 ]

[doginprogress]

Last year we had a significant problem with turtles showing up in the backyard. I was able to rescue and relocate each one.

This year is off to a bad start for turtle season

Turtles: 0

Dogs: 1

[mihotose]

I Know kim and harry literally index the case using the date 08/03 suggesting this is the date of day 1 however ruby's diary entry says M's peone is coming to martinaise to investigate on the Ninth (and besides, it doesnt fit with the date of death being the fourth and that the corpse has been hanging for seven days as of day 1). might the index just use eg the date the corpse was reported to the rcm rather than the date assigned officers actually make it to the scene

[comite-de-salut-public]

[lallyloo]

"Hey darling boy!"

"You are a joy to me."

Link's Grandma Joins the Show

[steve-s-slut]

Distracting Low V-Neck 🩷 🩶 🤍

[keepoffthetardis]

we are two and a half hours from the release of iwtv season 2 soundtrack GET EXCITED!!!!!!

[affableidiot]

Oh 🙃

[cowboyhorsegirl]

Look, look at this Tony and this Rhodey and this Riri. Look at that arm hair on the boys! Beautiful Tony's face! Rhodey facial expression! Riri's shoes and body language! From the Artist Akande A.O.’s twitter

[eggtrolls]

A partial list of trees I freed from vines this weekend:

Hackberry and an oak sapling on the far right

Staghorn sumac (visually similar to an invasive tree of heaven - this is one of the native sumac species)

Wild black cherry + bonus! ligature marks caused by Japanese vine honeysuckle

[ang3lik]

i feel absolutely sick to my stomach after watching dispatches…

[nooomagnus]

brown women will be like ‘is anyone going to touch that burning hot piece of food that is actively being cooked with their bare hands’ and not wait for anyone to answer

[rabbitofnegativeeuphoria]

I sold a lipstick on eBay at the weekend. Today the buyer asked for a refund because when it arrived it had been used. Which was interesting because I hadn’t actually posted it yet.

She had a picture of that lipstick and the box had been opened. I don’t know if she’d planned to return the open one to me for a refund or what.

[zukkaoru]

getting compliments on doing a job i wasn’t even hired to do <333

[garudabluffs]

'Morning Joe' host Joe Scarborough skeptical over 'coward' Trump's willingness to engage in policy-centric debate with Biden March 07/2024

READ MORE 'Morning Joe' host Joe Scarborough skeptical over 'coward' Trump's willingness to engage in policy-centric debate with Biden (msn.com)

'He belongs nowhere near power': Brutal editorial scorches 'civilly liable rapist' Trump

"Without endorsing President Joe Biden, the editorial board of the St. Louis Post Dispatch warned Republican voters — particularly so-called "Reagan Republicans" — that Donald Trump should be kept as far away from the corridors of power as possible."

Say this for Biden, though: He’s not an indicted alleged criminal, a civilly liable rapist, a divisive demagogue or an anti-constitutional aspiring autocrat. Trump is all of these things. He belongs nowhere near power," the board wrote.

READ MORE 'He belongs nowhere near power': Brutal editorial scorches 'civilly liable rapist' Trump (msn.com)

[tigresslanzhu]

General Mills Customer Service

Artica: I’m calling to make a suggestion. You know how you released your frosting filled cereal this week?

Customer Service Representative: You’ve called to complain about how sugary this new cereal is for your children?

Artica: No. I’m never having kids. What I’d like to pitch is the same concept as your Cocoa Puffs Loaded cereal, but with peanut butter flavored frosting inside!

…

Customer Service Representative: Welcome back, Ms. Kennedy!