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Tim Drake has Problems and Issues, and Batman is a capital-B-bad word. (ft. Jason Peter Todd, The Second Robin and Incorrigible Creature of Sass and Child Protection). aka. Blogging (and other dangerous activities likely to get you adopted by the Batman) chapter 2 (HECK). Part one | Ao3 Link
Tim finds out the next morning that the hecking Batman stole his camera’s memory card. He hadn’t even seen Bruce take it! Granted, part of his distraction had been the dark and the late hour and the suddenly-woken-from-sleep by what could probably be constituted as someone’s sleep paralysis demon, but wow. The slight of hand required, when Tim’s attention had been worriedly and entirely focused on his camera? He’d been paranoid that Bruce would take the camera as punishment for his photos - but he hadn’t even noticed Batman stealing his SD card.
He’s prepared to write it off as the price of his identity being discovered - because he’s got two others and can fetch a third next weekend for backup - when he has the sudden, horrified realisation that he hadn’t finished formatting the card last night. It had been cold and he’d wanted to make Jason smooshing into a snowbank into a gif for his blog, and by the time he’d finished that and posted it, his eyelids were basically shut and he’d still needed to pull the other photos off the card. He thought he’d have time to format it this morning because his dad had a golf thing early, and Tim and his mum were only going later for the brunch and the mingling after everyone had finished playing, but-
But he doesn’t have time. Because Batman had stolen the card. The card he hadn’t finished formatting, and last night he’d been playing around with slow exposure shots and taking pictures of Wayne Manor. He'd been playing around with the long lens he doesn't get to use often because it was too bulky and he'd been taking pictures of Wayne Manor.
Oh he’s so doomed. He’s got to get the card back before Bruce has time to look at it, if he hasn’t already. The photos are definitely going to be called creepy at best and at worst they’ll highlight Tim is well aware of his neighbour’s nighttime activities. Thankfully, the lack of alien mind-probing and Bruce Wayne at his doorstep at least indicate Bruce hasn’t had time to go through the photos. Yet.
Probably.
Freaking heck, he's so screwed.
Plan one is to just...break into Wayne Manor. It's a stupid idea, so he doesn't even put it on a back burner to muse over and discard later because there are way too many problems with it. How is he going to break into a) the home of a billionaire and b) the home of the literal dang Batman, most paranoid and prepared person on planet Earth? It's not happening. It would be nice if it was that straight forward, but it's not happening.
Plan two is his parents. They are technically home this week, and he's pretty sure he can get them to invite themselves into Bruce Wayne's house if he pretends Bruce wants to talk business. He knows how to get into his dad's emails, and if he acts fast enough he can get them to organise some sort of business meeting before his parents jet off again at the end of mid-semester break. It's still dependent on his parents staying till the end of the mid-semester break, though, and also on Bruce not being suspicious that Tim Drake, guy he just stole a camera from and also threatened, is coming to his house. It’s a pretty bad plan.
Plan three makes him feel kind of slimy, but it's the one that's most likely to work if he can't get around his parents.
Jason's self-defence classes, the ones Bruce totes as an ‘anti-kidnapping measure’, are run by the same person who teaches Tim’s classes on the other side of the city. He’s built up enough goodwill with her that he’s pretty sure if he looks dejected about his parents not being able to come to his Tuesday class to see his progress, she’ll let him join Jason’s Thursday class as a temporary measure, even though that class got booked out a day after Bruce’s kidnapping commentary.
From there it’s just a matter of prior parkour practice making him a fun match for Jason and Jason’s Robin training, and then Jason enjoying his company enough to chat to him after class so they’re still together when Alfred or Dick comes to pick Jason up, and Tim then letting on that he lives next door and oh no, looks like his parents aren’t picking him up, would it be at all possible to be dropped off? Then pretending to forget his key and his parents not being home to let him in - which, at least, is the part of the plan most likely to succeed, and it makes him a bit miffed that there are so many other points of failure - and getting himself invited to stay at Wayne Manor until his parents are free to pick him up.
On Thursday he’s pretty sure they have a dinner date with the Khadirs, and they actually like each other. It means his parents won’t be home till eleven at the earliest, which will give Tim plenty of time to search the manor.
Unless, of course, Bruce didn’t take the memory card into the manor and has instead stored it in the Batcave, which Tim knows exists but has never been able to access, or he’s given it to Dick or Oracle to look into, or even just Tim not being enough to keep Jason's attention-
God, he’s going to have to figure out how to make plan one work, isn’t he.
There just isn't time for plan three, because Bruce will totally have free time between now and Thursday and so much of it hinges on Jason wanting to talk to him when Tim's three years younger and five feet shorter, and it runs the risk of Jason recognising him from jaunts in Gotham. Plan two is better, but not by much, and he's concerned that Batman's legendary paranoia is going to have negative effects on Tim's success rate.
Plan one…maybe he can pretend to be selling cookies for the girl scouts? He's young enough to get away with it - but there's no way Mr. Pennyworth will let him inside, unless maybe it's raining. That'd be a weird situation to get into though - to walk between their properties when there's a better road, and to lug behind whatever eclectic collection of cookies he can find, and then invite himself into their house to get out of the rain. It'd look totally suspicious. And what respectable girl scout would sell things without the rest of their troupe? Or supervision. Or checking the weather. What respectable Gothamite would go out without checking the weather?
He would need it to be raining - which, to be fair, happens often enough in Gotham - but not have the day be dreary, so he has an excuse to have forgotten his umbrella. And, as everyone knows, when it rains on a day that's not dreary, it's normally acidic, and Tim's not keen on dealing with the raindrops burning scars into his scalp.
Scratch that, no girl scout impersonation is in his future. He could try and just break in and pretend a friend had dared him? But that wouldn't give him a lot of time to investigate, and no access to the Batcave.
Although. Why does he have to break into Wayne Manor?
Tim's eyes narrow in the mirror, lips twitching upward. Why not use Batman's paranoia against him? If there's the risk his memory card will be in the Batcave, why not start in the Batcave? He'll have two perfect excuses either way - there's likely no way to tell the Batcave is under Wayne Manor, so he won't be risking his knowledge of their identities - and Batman stole his memory card, so why wouldn't he track down Batman to get it back? Plus if he needs to go upstairs to find the card, he can always claim pre-teen prankster status, or even just leave and get back into Wayne Manor some other way. His parents will kill him if he gets caught in Bruce Wayne's house, but he'd rather be 'grounded' for the rest of the break then let Batman realise Tim's a stalker.
…Okay he probably already thinks that, but still. Tim’s not letting the Batman know about his collection of Wayne family photos. He'll never be able to walk around Gotham again.
He’ll never want to walk around Gotham again, on account of the fact that he’ll be dead from embarrassment.
So…now he just needs to break into the Batmobile and get himself driven into the Batcave. He's totally got this.
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Several hours later he’s still sure he’s got it, even if it’s not at the same level of total assurance it was that morning. He’s followed Batman and Robin around all night and neither of them have caught even a glimpse of him, and he knows they were keeping an eye out because they swung past his usual haunts twice. As if he’d be dumb enough to use the same spot after it’d been blown. He’s young, not dumb.
He’s also not dumb enough to beeline straight for the Batmobile the first time they leave it unattended, either. A few carefully thrown rocks from the fire escape reveal no perimeter alarms summoning Batman and Robin back if someone gets near the car, and even the ones he lets very carefully - he didn’t throw them hard at all, and made sure to stand closer he could aim better! - hit the tires and the door didn't set off an alarm.
It’s kinda stupid, actually. When Tim gets his SD card back he’s gonna send Commissioner Gordan a message about it so the Commissioner can use the information to make fun of Batman. That’ll be a good revenge for taking Tim’s stuff.
The lock’s harder than testing the perimeter alarms, though. His palms are so sweaty he has to keep wiping them on his hoodie to stop himself from leaving marks, and every noise makes him scamper back to hide behind a group of stacked cardboard boxes, just in case it’s Batman or Robin. It takes forever before he can get the trunk unlocked, but when he does he sighs in relief and quickly scampers inside.
There is…very little space. It makes sense, all things considered - what's the best use for a car, bar travelling storage space? - but Tim's thankful he's small and flexible enough to fit around all the junk. His mother’s yoga obsession is serving him well right now, because he's got one foot pressed against a spare tire and the other wedged by his ear, and if he were any less dedicated to Dick Grayson’s gymnastics routines he'd have already started to cramp.
He really hopes they have a short patrol tonight. It is a Monday, so chances are good that Jason at least will be sent home, and Bruce at least visits the Manor to (presumably?) put Jason to bed and (probably?) drop off evidence, but that still means at least two hours of this squished discomfort.
Except also it’s winter break, so Jason doesn’t technically have to be back at the manor for school the next morning. Tim scowls at the realisation that he’s probably gonna be here for ages. He breathes deep, trying to relax so he doesn't cramp up, and then pauses.
How does the trunk of Batman's car smell better than his dumb gloves?
There's a faint motor oil smell, but mostly it's just clean carpet and mint and a vague smoke, like the remnants of a campfire. It's nice, way nicer than the other times Tim has been shoved in a car boot (though at least he normally had more wiggle room when being kidnapped, even though handcuffs had made it impossible to utilise) and Tim's got plenty of time…his blink feels a little too long, but he doesn't bother to fight back a yawn. At least if he can get some sleep it'll make the time go faster and he can finally get to looking for his memory card.
His neck spasms, and Tim hisses between his teeth, awkwardly shifting his arm to try and ease the cramp. Sleep hovers out of his reach, but thankfully the pain eases and he slips into a drifting lull, the muted noise of late-night traffic enough to mimic the trees that normally rustle outside his bedroom window.
By the time the engine rumbles under his cheek, Tim's stumbled through half-dreams of Robin and long exposure shots and his knee is stiff enough that he knows getting out of the car is going to be difficult. Still, he's been lucky enough so far that Batman hasn't found him, and he's not about to trade a sore leg for a frogmarch back to his parents.
The pull of acceleration makes a tire press against his ribs, but bar the squish of things moving around, the actual drive is surprisingly smooth. He can't hear anything from the front seats, but it's still making his heart rabbit in excitement; he's so close to Batman and Robin, and they have no idea.
…No wonder Rouges pull plots all the time, if this is the amount of giddy adrenaline that hits you when you get away with something under Batman's nose. Tim feels like he's going to jitter out of his skin, and it's only the lack of space in the car that's stopped some excited hand flapping and gleeful wiggles. He can’t help it. It’s just so exciting to know he’s so close to Batman and Robin, the shadowy vigilante heroes of Gotham. He’ll never be able to talk about it, but it’s exhilarating to know his classmates will never experience anything like this.
The car rumbles through Gotham, her engine a purr of power, and Tim feels every corner and twist, even if he can’t figure out the road they take back. It doesn’t matter, though: he still knows where he’s going, and he knows his plan for when they arrive.
He needs to be careful. He has to wait. Tim tilts the edge of his watch towards his face and manages to wiggle it into the light coming through the brake light. It's just after 2am - but that doesn't mean Bruce has finished up his work as Batman. He'd made himself promise he wouldn't leave the car until 10am, which is when he normally sees Mr. Pennyworth drive Bruce into the city, presumably for work.
Theoretically he could get out earlier, but he knows 10am is the only verifiable time, and points of failure decree that he should limit them with available evidence whenever possible. That's rule number one in making sure your plans work with minimal adjustment - and he's already gonna have to do major adjusting when he gets out of the car. Like, for example, do they have cameras? How will he access them to hide his presence? What if Jason or Dick is in the Batcave instead of the Manor? Tim will probably hear them, but things are pretty muffled in the car.
Then the SD card itself - would Bruce put it somewhere logical, like near the computer? Should Tim check the computer to make sure no files have been copied across? Is what Tim considers logical going to be what Bruce considers logical?
And finally, getting out. Sure, they'll be way easier ways of getting from Batcave to Manor than vice versa, but what if someone sees him? Or what if there are extra cameras upstairs on a different security system?
He hates not having every point of information available for easy access, but there's nothing he can do here but his best.
Which. Disgusting. He hates that he just said that to himself but it's all he has to combat his nerves right now so unfortunately his best will have to do. After all, it's not within his power to get a blueprint of the Batcave, or he'd have just hacked the batcomputer and deleted his photos manually.
He sighs to himself longingly at the thought and hears the tires change from pavement to stone, and then an echoing reverb of machinery. The Batcave; it must be. He’s in the freaking Batcave. His heart pounds in his chest and he grins to himself, a tiny noise of excitement squeaking out of his throat. This past day-and-change has sucked in terms of his stress levels, but holy heck the fact that he’s currently in the literal Batcave has almost made everything worth it. How could it not, when Tim is in a sanctum so very few get to see? He’ll never be able to tell anyone, but that’s just par the course at this point - and he likes getting to keep his secrets.
Who cares if his parents never ask about what he’s been up to, when Tim can hold in his heart the knowledge that he is one of the privileged few that knows the Batman’s identity?
Sure, Bruce didn't tell him, but isn't it even cooler that Tim figured it out by himself? He'd only ever admit the daydreams on threat of telepath, but sometimes he's thought about Bruce finding out Tim knows and being impressed with him. Bruce would compliment him on his discovery, on the deductive reasoning and the evidence he collected to prove it; what else would impress the greatest detective in the world but someone of similar calibre?
It'd be amazing to have Batman invite him into more secrets, impressed by his faithfulness, but...
Tim's not stupid. Kids are a seen-and-not-heard subsection of the human species, especially kids like him, and Batman would likely only be pissed at Tim for being an uncontrollable liability. Better to make sure that, like everything else Tim thought important, it was kept his own personal secret. No need for Batman to get involved with Tim Drake if Tim Drake is a normal kid, and no need for his parents to drop him off at another boarding school for bringing trouble to their door in Gotham.
There's a sudden click, and Tim startles, head twisting as the trunk lifts. It gets him into the perfect position to be blinded as the trunk opens, and then-
“Ah,” he says, staring up at the cowl and cape, before swallowing thickly. “Hello.”
“This is breaking and entering,” says Batman, and Tim can't stop his scowl.
“That's super hypocritical. You literally broke into my house yesterday.”
“Your window was unlocked.”
“That's not an invitation!”
Batman makes a noise in his throat, and Tim tries to wiggle out from around the spare gear and the tire he'd wedged himself around. His attempt ends when Batman takes him by both biceps and physically pulls him from the vehicle, sitting him against the ledge of the trunk when he's free.
“I think breaking and entering requires you to not have driven him here,” says Jason, his voice a drawl of sarcastic displeasure, and Tim flushes and looks down at his shoes. Batman had known the whole time? He'd just…let Tim stay in the boot for the whole drive, and not done anything to stop him? How humiliating, to find out his oh-so-clever plan hadn't even survived first contact.
Batman's looking at him. Tim can feel eyes resting heavy on the back of his neck before Bruce says, “The Batmobile is well-outfitted with sensors and cameras to prevent theft or tampering. Prior experience assisted in advising me of the…issues with my security system.”
Jason's weight shifts, like he knows he's the ‘experience’ that highlighted the Batmobile’s weak spots, but Tim's stomach just feels wobbly.
“Do you enjoy lying?��� Batman asks, and Tim's head snaps up.
“What?”
His stomach no longer feels wobbly. Now it just feels…gone. Like it dropped into his feet and took his guts with it. Is his face pale? It certainly seems like it should be, with how his fingers have begun to tingle, the too-hard pulse of his heart depriving him of oxygen.
“I distinctly remember you saying that I wouldn't see you out again at night-”
“You weren’t going to,” Tim says, feeling light-headed, the sentence cut off by his own recognition of a pitiful defence. Bruce’s mouth is a hard, flat line.
“Did you or did you not understand the intent behind the instructions I provided, Tim Drake?”
“Yeah,” he mumbles, shoulders hunching. Because yeah, he had, but Batman hadn’t caught him in three years and he’d figured that his lucky streak would continue. Especially if he didn’t post anything on the blog, and Batman had no further proof of his existence and/or his defiance of Batman’s rule.
“Then, with that in mind, do you understand that your behaviour directly violates the rules we discussed, and additionally endangers your safety?”
He’s been scolded before. It still hadn’t felt like this, with humiliation making heat prick at his eyes. Batman's impassive, but you never look at Batman to know how he feels: you look at Robin. Tim chances a glance and sees Robin’s shifted on his heels, looking awkward and unhappy.
Bruce must be so mad.
“We didn’t discuss anything,” Tim says softly, his throat tight and his hands shaking as he tries to keep his emotions under control. “I’m careful. You just - you just ordered me around, but you don’t know me.”
“Kid,” Jason says, and Tim’s nails bite into his palm. “It’s our job to protect the people of Gotham-”
“You stole my stuff! You stole my stuff and deleted my archive and do you know how many people were upset? Twitter blew up about it. They like you! They like seeing you. It was important to them! It was important to me.”
…But why should Batman care? Tim’s long since learnt that things that are important to him don’t get to be in plain sight - his dad has broken his stuff before, and Tim’s not let that happen to anything he actually cares about for so long that he’s forgotten what it feels like. The feeling that he’s stupid for letting it get to him, when it doesn’t even really matter, the helpless, melancholic kick of being unable to change anyone’s mind-
“Aw, kid, hey,” Robin’s kneeling in front of him now, hands on Tim’s shoulders, and Tim’s mortified to realise he’s been sniffling. Can this day get any worse? Bad enough that his clever checks and foolproof plan were literally ignored by Batman so that Tim would stay out of the way tonight, now he’s crying? Like a child too emotional to be up past his bedtime? “Come on now, squirt, B-man’s an overbearing prick but the translation here is he’s terrified for you. It was dangerous for the site to stay up. Your photos were amazing - but you were so close to us. ”
“I wasn’t,” Tim says, wiping his runny nose across his sleeve, and then suddenly a black handkerchief drops into his eyeline. He pauses, tracing it up to Batman’s hand, and then pettily says, “...if this smells as bad as your gloves I don’t wanna use it.” Jason snorts and mumbles something that may have been a proud, I told you so.
(He still takes it. He’s not petty enough to refuse having a handkerchief from the Batman. This night has been a nightmare - at least he can still have the world’s most pity-present souvenir.)
“Distance,” Batman says softly, “was not the problem.”
“Okay,” Robin says, when Tim’s expression takes on a mutinous edge, “think of it this way for me, yeah? There’s a blog that’s gotten crazy popular because it’s started semi-regularly posting really good photos of us. Batman and Robin. And you, you’re Penguin or Riddler or Marone, whatever, you wanna know how the blog gets good pictures of us. Wondering how the photographer knows where we are. You start thinking maybe Batman’s trying to drum up good PR and then suddenly you’re thinking: hey, maybe this blogger knows the Bats.”
“I don’t!” Tim says quickly, and Jason looks over his shoulder at Bruce. Tim, desperate, follows his gaze, and-
Batman’s holding his SD card.
“Don’t you?”
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pt.19281618192 of my obsession with felix oliver and reader poly coupleeee💞💞
SO JUST IMAGINE FELIX AND OLIVER BRAT TAMING READER.
LIKE HEAR ME OUTTTT GURLLL
reader is like super spoiled by felix amd oliver ( as u should material gurl 💋 ) and she doesn’t take ‘ no ‘ for an answer.
one day she’s acting bratty towards felix bcs he doesn’t wanna buy her a new bag ( cuz u got so many queen 🙁 ) she says rude stuff to him and felix gets fed up with it and calls ollie to tell what u said
ur in BIG trouble miss girl.
you and felix get home and oliver is already waiting for u guys in the bedroom
when u enter the bedroom oliver starts by teasing u with asking u questios and was it okay to be so mean to ur daddy no.1 after all the things he buys and does for u
anywhooo..
ur still bratty and start giving sass to oliver too but my man ain’t havin it 😞
daddy no.2 MANHANDLES u on the bed and starts spanking u, while daddy no.1 is preparing other stuff ( belts, toys etc. )
girl.. ur fucked upppppp
literally 💀
GIRLLL I wish I had more time and brain space to write right now because!! this is so hot!!
I literally just came back from watching Priscilla so this is immensely fueled by me swooning when Jacob Elordi asked if is she was ‘going to be a good girl’ 👀
BUT since you’re probably a rich kid like Felix, you’re not used to being told no. So when it does eventually happen, you get super pissy about it; back talking, refusing to join in on activities, pulling away from his touches. And above everything , Felix is a tactile boy — he doesn’t handle not having your affection well AT ALL.
Thank fuck you two have Oliver to fix things — even if his way of fixing things includes your ass being smacked red and a pair of handcuffs tying you to the bed.
“Daddy expected better of you,” Oliver would tell you in between smacks, “are you going to show me how good of a girl you can be for us? Are you going to apologize?”.
You’d be a sobbing mess, eyes teary as you stare at Felix who’s seated on the other side of the room, nursing a drink as he watches Oliver break you. Just as you think he’s going to let up on you (giving you the sweet aftercare you crave so badly) Felix gets up from his seat. You know you’re in big BIG trouble when he grabs the hitachi wand and the pair of fluffy pink handcuffs you’d been given as a gag-gift a few birthdays ago.
You’re about to have a looooong night…
(I might expand on this soon if I remember to!!)
#saltburn imagine#saltburn smut#felix catton x reader x oliver quick#felix catton imagine#felix catton smut#felix catton x reader#oliver quick imagine#oliver quick smut#oliver quick x reader#anon#mine
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do u have any headcanons for Nuzi? sorry if you've already written about this before and I just didn't see it-
Oh boi anyone here into silly headcanons? XD ill put them under the cut just in case cuz i write a loooooooooooot lol
i usually just make headcanons as i go with my fics, its hard to think about for them specifically but here i go trying, hope you enjoy uwu
Some Nuzi Headcanons i got ùwú:
[for the drone universe ofc, some of my human HCs don't work in the drone universe sadly lmao]
considering this is at a time where they would become official or heck maybe the tragedy ends and they are happy together or something:
Uzi loves calling N "Puppy", sometimes she would also call him "Sunshine" or "Angel" but her & Ns fav would be "Puppy". however N usually doesn't call Uzi many nicknames other than "Zi" rarely- and maybe occasionally "Birdie" when they are more lovey dovey- he's more into pet names like "honey - darling - sweetheart - etc" and not much of a tease... although at times when they get a bit more spicy and he DOES want to tease- he could go towards names like "lil biscuit", "baby bat", "my lady" and etc but again, very rarely 6v6;;;;
they both had to download helpful content on how to flirt 🙄 although they caught on pretty quick lol.
N is subconsciously protective of Uzi, often curling his tail around her without realizing it, or stepping in front of her; but Uzi is consciously protective of N- especially when he's being bullied or degraded- she would cut off anyone's conversation if they were talking about N badly with something like "oh stick a fork in it J-" before changing the subject-
Uzi is actively a smartass sass mouth- she just never really had the confidence for standing up for herself- but with N she's grown to be a bit more confident in herself- and yet N has never seen her be aggressive to HIM lmao- and then when he sees how sometimes she absolutely drags some other drones he has to literally pick Uzi up from the scruff of her coat and tell her to please be nice XD
Uzi and N are absolutely, hopelessly touch and affection starved- this makes them get really cuddly as a way to recharge themselves emotionally. occasionally they just sit next to eachother without words and rub their heads against eachother like cats and sometimes Uzi just sits on his lap and randomly starts prepping his whole face with tini kisses- as if to say mine mine mine- and N is... well just sitting there wagging his tail like an excited puppy :D no words needed between them, just healthy and wholesome touching, cuddling and affection from eachother-...... i mean it could get spicy too- lmao 👀 cuz Uzi really loves taking off Ns hat for more comfort and just threading her hands in his hair- sometimes tugging gently to tilt his head for a more firm and heartfelt kissing and makeout sesh- they rarely get that needy but N happily reciprocates and his grip on Uzi's body/hips tightens pulling her flush against himself more-
at the beginning they are both a flustered mess doing or saying anything romantic but then Uzi started liking teasing and flustering N at any chance she could take. N is just too easy and too smitten for her.
N also occasionally gets the confidence and mood to be more forward and assertive and teasing Uzi over things he knows she's into and Uzi is absolutely into that shit- she's sat 😤
they do share oil sometimes through bites or kisses- but usually that's only when they feel extra frisky lmao-
Uzi gets easily embarrassed during intimate moments and since contact and touching easily discharges their power as sparks, Uzi often uh.... ends up with multiple soft-reboots or powering on and off which kinda overheats her body and CPU alot lmao-
they like drawing and listening to music together- Uzi actually likes watching N draw even if they look amateur and childish- she finds them extremely cute and hangs them up in her room when he draws for her <3
they did NOT start out sleeping next to eachother well. Uzi has nightmares a lot, and even without them she still moves around frantically and is just never in the same position when she wakes up, meanwhile N sleeps like a dead person, he hardly moves and he got used to the pose of crossing his arms on his chest so yeah... dead pose lmao. this made him get kicked alot or shoved in the slot between the bed and wall often- [if he didn't sleep on the other side and just straight up get kicked off the bed anyway]😭. even at times when he decided they could sleep hanging from their tails Uzi often still found herself in the middle of the night hanging haphazardly, limbs and wings in every direction and clothes riding down which made N almost start laughing when he woke up seeing her like this 😭😭😭. in the end one of the ways they ended up making Uzi sleep alot better was cuddling. N would just hold Uzi close, if hanging he would put his wings around them. Uzi would resist and push against him alot at first but slowly after time her nightmares subdued and she felt calmer sleeping at night.... also they put a cork or something on Ns tail when they sleep lol-
All drones, disassembly or worker, can make their cores whirr in a purring noise, its just that its louder for disassemblers, the noise of Ns core helps Uzi relax <3
Uzi can lift N very easily, straight up on her shoulder even.... and somehow N is very turned on by this as she could easily carry him around bridal style if need be- esp if she gets jealous of N interacting with others and just throws him over her shoulder and leaves- or uh.... yknow, if Ns hurt or something, yep 6x6;;;
Uzi is also turned on by the fact that N is so much bigger than her. they be casually sitting and inspecting eachothers hands and Uzi's is smaller and she just blushes fervently imagining all the things she wants his hands and claws to do to her.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND thats about all i can think of atm without spoiling much of my own future ideas lol, hope it wasn't too annoying, but i really enjoyed writing this uwu<3
hope yall enjoyed it too if you made it til here :p
i diiiiid wanna include some nsfw hcs too but im gonna keep this ask as sfw as possible for now. 😇 those would be nsfw specific hcs anyway lmao
#snowballflo#snow rambles#murder drones#nuzi#biscuitbites#enzi#serial designation n#uzi doorman#welp#lowkey i love them#this took me 2 hours...#worth it
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request time 👀
george teaching reader how to smoke a joint for the first time, at the same time she’s matty’s little sister so is a secret relationship. I love a bit of drama
first time
some amazing blogs on here, @ughgoaway and @shinycollarboneapologist have already done the brother's best friend trope so i really urge you to go check out their fics as well. in the meantime... have fun 🤭💕
warning: weed obv and that's it i guess.
oh, btw... this is who you are thinking about. this is who this fic is about <33 (both gifs by @pleasedontbenaked i genuinely fucking hope the credit thing works 😭)
“andrew? really?” george stands at the bottom of the stairs looking down at her, one perfect eyebrow raised high. “you went to that twat for weed?”
oh.
her eyes widen at the mention of the w word. george is a fucking idiot—she knew that obviously, all her brother’s friends are idiots—but she didn’t know he would be stupid enough to just blurt it out in the house with her parents within earshot.
involuntarily she moves, slapping her hand on his mouth and harshly tugging on his wrist. “shut up! not here!”
george does nothing but raise the other eyebrow while slowly lowering his gaze to her hand. it’s on his mouth. touching his lips. mortifyingly enough, she comes to that realisation a second after he does and yanks her hand away as if he’s burned it.
george smirks. because what else do insufferable 20 year old boys do? but he lets her tug him to her bedroom and slam the door shut.
“yes. andrew.” she glares at him once she’s sure there’s no one eavesdropping. “are you gonna tell matty?”
because he would tell her brother as if she were a child. she’s 18, has been an adult for 2 months now but of course, to george (and ross and adam) she will always be their best friend’s little sister. the thought stings a bit when she looks up at george who’s cavalierly leaning against her door.
his arms are crossed in front of his chest, biceps and colourful tattoos on full display because of the tank top he’s wearing. she would never admit to this out loud, but she has certainly looked at the tattoos (and the arms) on more than one more occasion.
still the fact remains. george is insufferable—just like his little all-knowing smirk.
“now why would i snitch?” he drawls out and then pushes himself off the door. something has piqued his interest. “what do you want it for?”
she can’t help the snark and sass that rises up within her at that. “for a science experiment. what do you think i want it for?”
george rolls his eyes. “okay, smartarse. maybe i should go tell—”
she tugs on his arm a second time to stop him, effectively stopping him mid-sentence. like an idiot, she’s taken the bait.
george laughs when she groans into her hands. it’s a deep and rich sound; one that skitters down her spine… no! stop. focus.
“if you simply must know…” she glares, “my friends and i are trying it for the first time. at a sleepover. they asked if i could get some since, you know, matty’s practically a stoner at this point. but he’s also a little shit.” then she raises her chin primly, “i would never buy from him.”
“and so you went to andrew…”
“and so i went to andrew.”
george snickers. “you know he keeps his little baggies in his pants, right? like literally in his pants?”
she, in fact, did not know that. and judging by some more snickering, she can tell her face has turned a nasty shade of green. brief as it may have been, she absolutely did touch the little baggie andrew had discretely shoved into her hands. and now she needs to immediately dunk herself into a vat of sanitizer.
george seems to have taken pity on her, though, because his features soften and the smirk turns into a small smile.
“so you’re all planning to get high together for the first time?”
is this an attempt at small talk? why would he even try? still, if he’s trying to be civil, she can respond in kind.
“...yes. for the first time.”
“do you even know what to expect?”
that makes her roll her eyes. it might be her first time, sure, but she’s not fully oblivious. “i have seen all of you blitzed out of your mind, george. i think i know what to expect.”
“so you don’t actually know what you’re doing.”
she's about to protest but he's already on the move. she watches with her mouth agape as george saunters towards her bed, examining all her little trinkets on the way. he runs his hands on the books on her bedside table, on the cds she neatly keeps on her shelves. there are posters on her walls—bowie, queen, the rolling stones, among others. then there are photos with her friends and her parents, another one where matty is 15 and she’s 12, in pigtails and grinning at the camera while matty does his edgy, angsty teenager grimace.
there’s also a polaroid she took of the band rehearsing. matty looks like he’s in the middle of tuning his guitar. adam is looking off-camera and ross is texting on his phone. but george…george is sitting against the wall. arms behind his head and drumsticks still in his hands. his jaw is slightly tilted up, jawline sharp enough to cut. he looks like he’s trying to figure something out while the rest of them goof around.
she remembers that day so clearly; remembers how excited matty was to show her a song they’d been working on. she remembers george smiling at her when she complimented the song.
george throws himself onto her bed, yanking her out of her thoughts.
“sit,” he motions at a spot next to him as if this weren’t her room and her bed.
“what…”
“i said, sit,” he repeats, “i’m not going to let you walk into the unknown with your idiot friends.”
several questions rise up, along with indignation at him for calling her friends idiots. she’s about to ask them all in one breath but he shuts her up with one look and takes his wallet out.
oh no… oh no no no.
“absolutely fucking not!” it almost comes out as a shout but she manages to turn it into a whisper at the last minute. “are you insane, george? my brother is literally in his bedroom!”
“relax, darling,” he drawls out as if none of this is concerning to him. and continues taking out a bit of rolling paper and a baggie of weed from his wallet. “your brother thinks i’ve gone home.”
this is somehow even more concerning information. what happens when matty hears them and barges into her room to check—it’s not like he knows the concept of knocking anyway.
also he’s just called her darling…
“but—”
“you’re overthinking,” he interrupts. “focus now. i’m teaching you how to roll a joint.”
times like these, she wishes she could simply whack him on the head, preferably with one of her hardcovers. but the rolling paper in front of her is intriguing, to say the least. and as much as she wants to be annoyed, she knows she can at least trust him to guide her through her first time.
“if you get me in trouble, george, i swear…”
“i won’t,” he places a hand on his chest and looks at her intently, “i promise.”
gingerly, tentatively, she sits in front of him; legs crossed and eyes firmly on the things in front of her.
“now this is what you want to do…” he picks up the paper and curves it slightly between his fingers. his forehead is creased in concentration, lips parted slightly while he continues to talk about the joint. her focus, however, has already wandered.
his fingers are deftly working away—adding in a good amount of weed and putting the tip in. her eyes wander over his hands—knuckles in the process of healing still like they always are. she used to think he got into a lot of fights until she found out that they were a result of the drumming. and then she couldn’t stop thinking about him, sweaty and tank top clinging to him…maybe even shirtless…as he worked on the latest song.
god she was a fucking cliche for thinking about her brother’s best friend like this. utterly basic and unoriginal.
george snaps his fingers in front of her face.
“where d’you wander off to?”
“um–ah…what? sorry,” she mumbles quickly and averts her gaze to where he’s half-sprawled on her bed. long, graceful limbs and all.
“focus, darling,” he chastises in a stern voice and the neurons in her brain instantly misfire. “now look.”
he picks up the paper with the weed in it and expertly rolls it while leaving some space at the end, twists the top and then as if it’s nothing, he licks the end—slow and deliberate and keeping his eyes on her—before finally sticking it shut.
if the neurons had misfired before, they have completely shut down now. she doesn’t even register it when she swallows roughly, eyes wide and trained on his mouth which slowly curls into a smirk once again.
“like what you see?” he asks and then cheekily adds, “the joint, i mean. it’s pretty perfect, isn’t it?”
“mm-hmm”
“should we smoke it?”
“uhh…” her voice is barely even a whisper, thoughts hardly coherent. he wants to smoke it with her? “now?”
“no time like the present.” then he sits up properly. “wait, have you at least smoked a fag before?”
she nods mutely and clears her throat, “once.”
“ooohhh. thought you were a good girl, healy…”
she blushes deeply then; absolutely unable to meet his eyes after that. heat spreads over her face and fuck it...but there’s no coming back from this now. god, he’s going to know about her embarrassing teenage crush and he’s going to tell matty about it and matty will not let her live it down.
she almost wants to cry out but he’s not done torturing her. because a second later he takes his lighter out and holds it under the joint.
“want to shotgun first?”
“um…uh…”
speak, you fucking idiot, her brain screams at her but unfortunately, it does not seem connected to her mouth at the moment. he’s going to know that she’s short-circuiting. he’s going to know how flustered he makes her.
fuck fuck fuck
“unless you don’t want—”
“yes,” she interrupts quickly. because the thought of not doing it is so much worse than shotgunning george.
“come closer, then. and open your mouth.”
he curves his palm around the flame to stop it from going out; joint resting lazily between his lips before he hollows his cheeks and takes a drag of it. the smoke rests in his mouth for a second or two before he leans forward; almost as if he’s about to kiss her.
the blood in her veins flows at the speed of light, her heart is thumping so fast that it’s a surprise he hasn’t heard it yet. he’s so close… he’s never been this close before. she’s never seen the exact colour of his eyes this clearly before or felt his hair tickle her face.
then he parts his lips and blows out the smoke in her mouth. a long exhale and a sharp intake of breath from her. his gaze dips to her lips before returning to her eyes. she imagines she’s done the same because a moment later his eyes are back on her mouth.
the smoke spreads through her body, warm and earthy, and slowly makes its way to her head. there’s a brief flash of panic and hesitation but she pushes it away.
then she leans closer.
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(yes i'm ending it there for evil reasons)
#asks#blurb asks#the 1975#george daniel#george daniel x you#george daniel x reader#george daniel fanfic#george daniel fluff#ross macdonald#matty healy#adam hann#george x you#george x reader#george daniel blurb#the 1975 fic#the 1975 fluff#brother's best friend
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and if i say (kin) assign a bridgerton character to each skz member, go? 👀
i think i enjoyed this a bit too much and got carried away.... anyhow, i present to you anon:
SKZ AS BRIDGERTON 💎
chan: violet bridgerton
the absolute best person you know. holds down the fort. puts everyone before herself. picks up on every nuance. plays matchmaker while ignoring her own needs.
minho: lady whistledown
the other half of penelope. shit stirrer to a fault. extremely cunty. if she compliments you, it is the best day of your life. does not want to be seen... ever. takes a lot to impress her.
changbin: colin bridgerton
way more jovial & go-with-the-flow than his brothers. very respectful. so fucking oblivious, but truly is the sweetest person. has everyone falling for him with his personality. certified lover boy once he decides that's what he wants.
hyunjin: madame delacroix
a style icon, truly. knows everything about everyone. in high demand. will be silently judging you, but fiercely loyal to those she loves. could charm absolutely anyone with her voice and disposition.
han: penelope featherington
amazing personality, but can be very awkward around others... kind of in a charming way?. she just needs a little push. seems innocent, but is farrrr from it. when she feels comfortable around you, she is full of sass & enthusiasm. has the best ideas. can make anyone laugh.
felix: daphne bridgerton basset
the OG diamond. poised always. perfect in every way and you know it. there's more to her than meets the eye. has a voice that draws you in.
seungmin: anthony bridgerton
will never want you. will never settle down *wink*. witty and quick. trying to avoid your bullshit... will only entertain people who can match his level. when he falls, he falls hard.
jeongin: eloise bridgerton
does not care for most people. just wants to be independent and do her own thing. youthful. goes against the norm. is not tryna settle down with just anyone. needs mental stimulation or dont fucking bother. overall just a bit odd, but you can't help but think she's cute.
#skz imagines#skz scenarios#skz soft thoughts#stray kids imagines#bangchan scenarios#bangchan#felix scenarios#lee felix#skz lee minho#jeongin#hyunjin#skz changbin#changbin#han jisung skz#han skz#han jisung drabbles#skz drabbles#skz headcanons#skz seungmin#kim seungmim#chris bang#christopher bang#hyunjin imagines#skz hyunjin#skz soft hours#bridgerton
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DP x DCMK (x DC)
Where Danny and Shinichi meet at the Hawaii where's a Ghost Convention (pre-portal and Conan, when they're both around 11–12 years old) since both sets of parents are invested in the topic. (The Fentons because they're the Fentons and Yusaku because he's researching for one of his books).
They become friends and keep contacts through messages, sharing school shenanigans, crushes, cases and family mishaps.
The One Thing that Danny doesn't share, though, is his halfa status.
First, because Shinichi doesn't believe in the supernatural (according to him, magic is just unexplained science) and second, because his change is far from any kind of "normalcy" and Shinichi had categorically stated that he doesn't want anything to do with superheroes, he's just a "normal" detective and they (the Justice League) save the world.
Though, it's not unusual that, if something weird happens in a case, Shinichi asks Danny's opinion and intel since the Fenton's library has "weird"/obscure material. (If the answer gets him too close to superhero-stuff, Shinichi passes the ball to the JL, more specifically to Red Robin, but that's something for a following reblog of this thread.)
So when Shinichi becomes Conan and settles in Ran's home, he contacts our favorite boi.
(A bit late to the @crossoverdanuary party... (^~^;)ゞ Anyway, long post in chat-style, plus an extra, so I decided to use the read more function because it was getting out of hand... (≧▽≦) )
Shinichi: Hey Danny, do you know anything that should be killing you, but instead it shrinks you? Danny: Shrink as in size or age? S: Age D: Hold on, gotta check some books to be sure, but usually anything age-related is dark shit. What's for? Fun or case? S: ...It's for a case D: Well, that didn't sound ominous at all, then gotta go *faster* *few minutes later* D: Okay, the closest thing (still in the Mortal Realm) to what you asked is this jewel most commonly known as "Pandora" (if she knew, she would definitely lose her shit) D: it's a gem hidden inside another gem that glows red under the moonlight D: "if bathed in the light of the Volley Comet, it would shed tears capable of granting eternal life" S: This doesn't sound anything like what I asked you (눈‸눈) D: Cut the sass beanpole and let me continue D: since the legend exist and it's documented, it should be reasonable to presume that someone managed to attain it, right? S: ...right *squinty eyes* D: So if some scientist tried to reproduce the same results in the *scientific way* instead of the magical one, they could have either the original "Tears" or the one who consumed them and run test and experiment on them D: whatever the case, there would be either some inferior or failed products that instead of making you immortal, *de-ages* you, which is the next best thing (i.e. you would live longer) D: but since they were "failures" compared to the immortality elixir, they could definitely become poisons. D: So! Since you were so ominous, was it really for a case or did our dear Professor Agasa dabble in alchemy? 👀 (read) D: Beanpole, I know you read my explanation and since this is really dark shit you *have* to at least give me context D: because among the warnings that the grimoire gave me, there's the thing that you become somewhat cursed S: ...Or you're cursed or you're not, there's no "somewhat" D: He speaks! 🙌 D: Give me *the deets* *long pause* D: *Shinichi Kudo* ಠ_ಠ S: Okay, fine! I can feel your disappointed stare all the way to Japan, stop! >Д< D: Then explain S: Okay S: so you know how I can't leave things alone when they have suspicious all printed on them? D: Your worst defect, yes, but continue D: ...wait D: Shinichi no D: HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?? S: Still 17, thank you very much D: I mean physically, you little shit, don't dodge the question! S: ... S: ...we think 7 D: What in the Infinite Realms everloving fuck, Shinichi D: Okay, you know what? D: I'm coming to Japan and you can't stop me, you *midget*, I know what you're already going to say D: it's dangerous, yada yada D: nothing I've already seen and fought S: What do you mean?! D: Since you're *such a good detective*, deduce it yourself D: give me your coordinates in the meantime and don't you dare move from that spot S: If you send me Superman or anyone of his creek, I swear to Kami, Danny D: Please, Superman could only desire to be anything like me, now *coordinates* ಠ_ಠ *coordinates sent* D: good boy D: now get ready in 3 S: 3 what? D: 2 D: 1
🕵️👻
A full body shiver run over Shinichi as soon as the "1" appeared on the screen, so he looked up from his phone, searching for where the cold draft could have come from. However, the agency toilet window was closed and the closed door had a good insulation, last time he had checked.
So what...!
"Boo."
Shinichi shrieked with all the high pitch of an elementary schooler, as he whirled around to look at what, or better, who had whispered by his ear.
A white-haired green-eyed floating teenager with a black hazmat suit with white accents grinned almost maniacally at him, showing their fangs predatorily.
Anatomically they looked male and despite the unhinged expression, the body language didn't project "danger". If anything, it was loose and casual as if he (until otherwise stated) belonged here.
The unearthly glow suggested either some substance coating him that gave him that illusion, or there was magic afoot.
Irritation surged inside Shinichi: Danny knew his rules! No direct superhero meeting, only exchange of intel!
"Who are you and why did Fenton send you?" Shinichi gritted, crossing his arms to appear less like a 7 years old.
"You disappoint me, little detective, I thought you would have figured it out at first glance!" The supposed hero pouted, crossing legs and arms midair and staring back at Shinichi. "I guess that your fame had been an exaggeration, after all. Some East Highschool Detective you are!"
The teasing little smirk incensed Shinichi more than alarming him (the other knew his secret!), but the last thought made him pause.
Danny wouldn't betray him like this by informing whatever "superhero" of this situation just to help him without his consent. Their boundaries had been awesome like that and had been respected so far, despite the many trials both had faced.
So who was this person really?
Shinichi's mind focused back into deducing the teen before him, and the more looked, the more disbelief made way in his heart. (...He had said he would be coming to Japan, but not in that instant!)
"No way, Danny?"
"Fucking finally, midget! What took you so long?" Danny huffed, untangling then touching down on his feet and looking him over. "It even gave me time to take a look at your situation!"
"Hey! Your voice is different, so I could deduce it only because "if you exclude the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the Truth"! Since you would never spill my secrets to anyone, this must have been you!" Shinichi gestured to his friend, who flushed green when he registered the meaning of the words.
"Wow," he breathed, sounding pleased, as he scratched his nape, "you would believe that a ghost of me is still me instead of me betraying you, wow!"
"Wait, ghost? I thought you just become a superhero, not that you died!" Despite his insistence on not believing the supernatural, Shinichi had read the Fentons' papers on ghosts (the most recent ones, AKA the "no more biased version" as Danny had called them). And, while he hadn't told his friend this, the scientific breakdown of what makes a ghost what they are, had made Shinichi believe in the existence of ectoplasmic beings.
But to discover that one of his best friends had died, he hadn't known or could have done anything, plus Danny hadn't felt safe enough to tell him until it had become unavoidable, made Shinichi clutch his heart in agony and despair.
Probably sensing the shift and interpreting the action for what that was, Danny's face shifted into regret, as he knelt down before the shrunk detective and a ring of light lit up at his waist, washing over him and leaving a hoodie-and-jeans-clad raven-haired and blue-eyed teenager.
Slowly, as if not to spook a frozen Shinichi, Danny laid a hand on his shoulder, while the other took the free little hand to his NASA hoodies chest and splayed it there, allowing him to feel his heartbeat. As if he had known that only words wouldn't have been enough to convince the detective.
Slowly but surely, feeling Danny's sluggish but steady heartbeat, made Shinichi unclench, then lean against his friend's chest, head tucked under his chin.
Carefully, Danny wrapped his friend in a hug, knowing well that, while physical affection was welcome from him, Japanese social conventions and the Kudo's upbringing had left Shinichi a little adverse to prolonged contact.
As the apparent 7-years-old melted into the embrace and clutched Danny as well, followed by a suspicious wet sensation on his chest, the halfa realized that this was bad.
Shinichi had never sought comfort like that, according to professor Agasa (who Danny did keep in contact with, since he was more a parent than the Kudos), so to do this now...
"It's okay, Shinichi, I'll explain better what happened to me, but it's not your fault." Shinichi shuddered at these words and buried deeper in the embrace, making guilt shoot through Danny. He had caused this breakdown. The least he could do was to help him through it and some.
"And we're gonna find a way to solve what happened to you, I promise."
#the dragon writes#xover danuary 2024#danuary 2024#could be seen as#free day#or#rough#danny phantom#dcmk#dcu#dpxdcmk#dp x dcmk x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#angst#hurt/comfort#Fenton's A+ parenting#Kudo's A+ parenting#danny fenton#kudo shinichi#tim drake#Danny and Shinichi are friends#Shinichi and Red Robin are online acquaintances (friends)#but here in this ficlet isn't specified#it's for a later reblog#otherwise this would have become too long#you can blame this crossover on dcmk Movie 26#I saw it yesterday and made me *write*#chat fic#ficlet
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Arguments:
Walter Skinner
Fruity hands and fruity walk
Couldn’t confide to his wife how he felt/what he was going through but told Mulder.
Arrested that one guy with his pelvis in “Pusher”
Seems to be on first name basis with a lot of women at work (at least calls them by their first name, except Dana, but she’s too much of a dom for him to pull that and he knows it). When a man has that many female friends it’s a little 💅
I’ve only seen queers rock the long sleeve sweaters (tucked) and khaki pants, especially in warm weather.
That ass would be wasted otherwise 😤 double cheeked up on a workday afternoon
It’s literally in his middle name :D it’s a joke i swear
Dana Scully
That look she gave the tech girl after she asked if she would have to type with her tongue.
Very femme but also HELLA butch. Definitely a dom. Ladies get you a girl who can do it all 🫠💖
When she tucks her hair behind both of her ears it’s an iconic queer woman look and I half expect her to start slicking her hair back for a more masculine approach.
She grew up Catholic I mean we all know how that goes lmao
The bi/pan/lesbian awakening of girlies everywhere.
I need her to be queer so there’s at least a ghost of a chance of her stepping on me 🫠
Fox Mulder
His entire relationship with Alex Krycek. Seriously guys wtf was that.
With all the porn he owns/watches you can’t tell me he hasn’t at least dabbled in gay porn. Watching it. Not making it. I mean 👀 perhaps.
Rewatch the episode “Grotesque” he used to fuck around with his teacher maybe even date and it was a shitty relationship I’m not joking. “I wouldn’t dirty my knees for him.” I’m sorry what
Dressed up as Spock as a kid, an iconic queer character
He flirts with men in canon. Some say it’s Fox being sarcastic. I say it’s queer man sass.
The whole vibe of him and that senator 🥴 boy likes older men, don’t he?
Alex Krycek was not given as an option because then there would be no contest. He would win with 100% of the votes.
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What are your opinions on socn males?
oooh very interesting question!! 👀
ramesses - i personally find him boring tbh like the most interesting quality about him is his selfishness and the fact that he's not a strictly "good" person and prioritizes his self-interest above anything else but i mean... that's a pretty common trait among shesmu so it doesn't really make him stand out that much and i feel like his route would have been a lot more interesting if there was an actual rivals to lovers dynamic at play. that l'oréal egypt hair tho... (line stolen from sonofenki and will continue to be stolen yep)
livius - can do no wrong. manwhore of my heart. remy created all the men of socn then made him as an apology. SO YEAH at first i liked his sass and nothing else because i thought there was no substance to him (i like arrogant LIs but only when there's more to that than meets the eye) but WHEW his kindness, genuine devotion and his unwavering support of evthys was such a pleasant surprise and won me over so fast. also i just have to mention that i think his intelligence is the hottest thing about him even more so than his looks whew
isman - baby boy 😭 i liked him a lot and was really sad to see him die. love love loved his relationship with evthys
amen - beloved Giant MotherfuckerTM he was so meh to me at first because i was like wow would you like at that white boy being the main LI right in front of my salad in a book based in my mf motherland!!! barf. however he is. quite beautiful (it's the fashion sense supreme epistates outfit and his hot tattooed fingers let's be real) i can't deny it and i like him as a character irredeemable qualities and all so i guess you could say he also grew on me for sure. i have a love-hate relationship w his route tho and remy's approach to it so that's a significant turn off for me but ngl i'm still really intrigued by where things will go between him and evthys and knowing remy the staleness of his route most likely won't last bc things got significantly better w amrit in kali and the writing approach was the exact same for him. SO yeah. no clue how i'm gonna be expected to pick between him and livius rip
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Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part 9 batchersss
Let's do it 🤟
The Bad Batch 1x05
"I get my own comm device?" she's so excited and it's so big on her lil arm 🥺🤲
Wrecker working out with Gonky
Echo: "the jedi trusted him" Tech: "the jedi who are all dead" bro 💀 I mean he has a point but still
dad batch telling Omega her comm isn't a toy...
*2 seconds later* Omega sneaking off to use her comm as a toy 😂
Echo and Hunter mom and dad going through the rules with Omega
(fun fact my mum knows their rules because I say them to her lmao)
Tech's reaction to seeing Cid's place is literally "charming 👀" oml he's roasting her before he even meets her I love him sm
the two guys Ahsoka set free !!! on Oba diah !!!
Hunter: 'who is Cid?' Echo: 'I literally have no idea' 💀
Tech: "that would've been information to share earlier" brooo his sass level as at an all time high this ep 👑
TURN AROUND RN BOYS ITS NOT WORTH IT
Omega is so smart fr 💕
Echo mom grabbing Omega's hand before she touches the sharp thingy
CID WHY TF DO YOU HAVE CLONE HELMETS IN YOUR STUPID LITTLE OFFICE LIKE THEYRE DECORATIONS
I don't hate a lot of star wars characters, but Cid is definitely one of them now ngl
DONT DO IT BOYS IT'S A TRAP
Wrecker and Omega high five 💕💕💕💕
Cid called Wrecker "it" I'm- 😡
Wreckers headaches are getting worse 🥲🙃
I know someone has spoken about this before but I just cannot get over the way Omega hugs her little clone doll when she finds out some people are sold and treated like property 😭💔 it's like poetry but not the nice kind
Omega: "poor Muchi she looks scared" 🤲
another fun fact my dad says this all the time hehe oops (no my parents have not seen tbb)
oop Hunter dad told Omega to stay on the ship
shhh they're sneaking 🤫
I MISS THEM SO BAD THEYRE DOING MISSION THINGS LIKE "Echo, sitrep" idk it just feels so tcw I'm emotional 🥲
Wrecker hits his head count: 5
Hunter and Tech got the zappy net oop
Omega: "now she's a bad batcher" screaming, crying, kicking my feet, throwing myself across the room
Omega always calls for Hunter first 🥺
STOP ZAPPING OUR BOYS 😡
Wrecker trying to comfort the lil green baby 🥲
Tech's dramatic sigh count: 583
Omega has the brain cell this ep fr
THE TALKING WITHOUT WORDS GETS ME EVERY FREAKING TIME I SWEAR
ew get ur crusty feral slaver ass outta here, skug
lmao Echo shouting to Omega like 'we are unarmed pls arm us' 😂
WAIT I saw someone posting about this, if anyone knows what I'm talking about pls tag the op or something please !! but they were talking about how Echo seems so willing to work with Omega in the field, like he trusts her despite her being a child, possibly because he'd worked alongside Ahsoka as a child, like for him it's normal to work with a child soldier. so while the rest of the batch are like ??? how to talk to babies ??? Echo is giving her battlefield instructions and gives her a bit more 'freedom' (for lack of a better word) in the field
lmao Wrecker's way of distracting the guards is to take out some guy's ankles 💀
"I wasn't sneaking... I was unlocking" YESSSS OMEGAAAA 🥰💕👑🙌
screwdriver hand go brrr
Echo: "the rancor is Muchi???" 🤨🙃 poor baby just needs a nap fr
okay but Hunter just throws Echo's pack at him from like 10ft away 💀 then Wrecker immediately throws him his helmet 👀 yes I watched it multiple times 🤫
Echo again !! he straight up volunteers to take Omega with him 💕
Tech is an ipad kid
OMEGA GRABBING THE LITTLE GREEN BABY'S HAND 🥺
get them Muchi !! tear those slavers apart !!! (insert evil Nimona face)
Wrecker's big nod to slide his helmet over his face properly teehee
Wrecker hits his head count: 6
Hunter grabbing the whip. Hunter grabbing the whip. Hunter grabbing the whip. Hunter grabbing the-
do not ask me how many times I've watched this scene... just don't
but the answer is yes
anyway back to being normal lmao
Omega finding her laser bow 🙌 !!! + Echo mom calling aftet her lololol
Muchi thrashed that slaver pet fr
Wrecker: 'challenge accepted' *fights rancor*
Bib Fortuna and the guards for the ot vibes 🥰
Omega riding Muchi !!! very Fett of her hehe
"I'm good with secrets" yeah and I'm good at going to bed before 3am 🙄 pfft good with secrets my ass Ciddarin 😠
tysm for joining again friends 💕 I actually meant to post this yesterday but I fell asleep oopsie
but I'm running out of time lolol so I'm gonna have to watch a few eps a day now !!
who else is terrified for s3 👀
It's almost 3am and these are the only 2 pics I can find from this ep 🥲 feel free to reblog and add more 💕
#louk’s bad batch rewatch#star wars#hunter the bad batch#the bad batch hunter#bad batch hunter#hunter bad batch#wrecker tbb#tbb wrecker#wrecker bad batch#echo tbb#tbb echo#echo bad batch#bad batch echo#tech bad batch#the bad batch tech#bad batch tech#tbb tech#omega tbb#omega bad batch#tbb omega#bad batch omega#tech the bad batch#the bad batch#star wars the bad batch#bad batch#hunter tbb#arc trooper echo#clone trooper wrecker#tech tbb#tbb
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hey angel!
Couple asks 😋 not too many
For billy!
🥵 : Is your OC perceived as physically attractive to others? Is it at first glance or is it something that takes more time to reach fruition?
👀 : Does billy believe he's attractive? Do he use that to his advantage?
👃 : Does he have a signature scent?
😍 : What does your billy find irresistible in others? A partner and a victim
💘 : Is billy a very good flirt? Is he charming?
🔥 : What’s a surefire way to make billy get flustered?
💌 : How would billy plan a romantic evening for Camille or even Isaiah?
💐 : What's billys courting style? How would he woo someone?
ty dear 🩷🩷🩷🩷
Asks for Billy
🥵: depends on who you are, and when. He definitely has the confidence to make up for it. Fake it till you make it. And part of his deal with Camille is a boost in charm, though that weakens as Camille comes closer to having to feed again. He can more easily charm ppl while she's well fed, and becomes more of a gross old man that he truly is later on when Camille gets peckish. He still thinks he's god's gift to humanity despite it all. Makes it easy to charm victims. Some fall for him immediately, while it takes a bit more time for others. Some never fall for his shtick at all, but no hard feelings there. He has his pick already.
👀: as stated above, he definitely belives he's the hottest man to walk the earth, warts and all. And using it to his advantage is the name of his game. It's a very dangerous type of power.
👃: jokes aside, he has pretty mediocre hygiene by our standards, though he is long living, and when he was young till his middle ages, his own standard was acceptable. We're talking late 19th- early 20th century, where scrubbing yourself down every other day, and having a bath biweekly was relatively decent. He has a pretty neutral scent as baseline, maybe a bit of musk and sweat as undernotes, which can get overwhelming sometimes ofc. Otherwise he frequently smells of wine, and other alcohols, incense, cheese, mildew for some reason. If he hangs around Camille after she comes back from a trip to help he stinks of sulfur. Oh well, he doesn't mind.
😍: in a victim, it is important that they are naive and easily moldable. Though sometimes he likes "taming" more spunky ones, though he goes for people who disguise their insecurities with sass. Anyone he can use as his toy he finds cute enough to use. Though, physically he does like girls with big brown eyes, bigger set people, and shorter hair. Interestingly none of this matches up with Camille's physical description.
Camille is the only person he is capable of calling a partner, and have romantic feelings towards (though it takes a long time for those feelings to develop). He doesn't really know to describe what he likes about her. He guesses everything. She matches his freak, she is her own person- er, demon, she has a good sense of humor and laughs at his jokes, and he laughs at hers.... She's the only other being he can respect.
���: he would be nothing if wasn't. Dead in a ditch somewhere, his average cock weeping from misuse (it's weeping not peeing 🙄 there's a difference). He can beore outwardly flirtatious, or more subtle, depending on the person he's dealing with. And he can play the long game too. Though some ppl would probably calll that grooming-
🔥: just call him a big boy and you'll have him at his beck and call, though only if you're Camille. Otherwise, though he will blush in flirtatious interactions, he is the one in control. He will not get flustered.
Camille has her ways though. Lightly making fun of his physique always gets tonhim. Only with her though. Cause he knows she loves his body.
💌: For Camille it's easy. Taking a victim back to whatever hideout they have at the moments notice. Raping and killing them. Then he has a delicious cannibalistic dinner while Camille eats their soul. Maybe Camille will partake in the physical flesh too. After they're full it's clean up (worst part), then cuddling and lazy fucking. Probably not that outwardly romantic, but the candle light of the altar definitely sets the mood. And it means a lot to their bond, so.
Billy doesnt ever do anything outwardly romantic with Isaiah. It would be very hard to do anyway, and why lose nerves over that. Slipping into his room and doing some "manly bonding" (groping) is enough.
💐: his courting style is varried and flexible. He can be subtle and slow, or he can come off strong and bold. Sometimes he fails terribly. But it's all a part of the risk
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Facts for my Summer Clan leader????
For starters:
he is canonically dead :/ sorry
He along with EVERYONE in his summer clan: D e a d
His full name is Natsu Taiyō👀 (Natsu=Summer) (Taiyō=Sun)
He is very polite. Speaks from the heart, but isn't exactly the best with conflict he cannot solve.
Bro is like the sweetest, most precious being ever
Has a good sense of humor
Ever since meeting Haru, he’s developed a slight bit of sass with him, but not towards Fuyu
Sheltered baby sheltered baby sheltered baby no thanks to Fuyu❄️
Yugūre was the previous Summer Clan leader before he ascended to Paradise (more on that later 👀 perhaps)☀️
Natsu was chosen at the age of 6: He was more shy and more timid for a child compared to the usual reckless kits (like Aki)
Poor baby boy was so sheltered he don’t know sex in full detail. 😔 only the basics/doesn’t drink sake or alchahol of any kind (he was forbbiden to by Fuyu)
Loves the outdoors: he’s a fan of nature
Facninated by mortals and sees them as equals
Surprise surprise ✨ he actually likes dogs, even if dogs blow his cover when he visits the mortal realm/(or as I dub it as Land of The Flesh) And so he finds it easier to talk to them when they’re a dog spirit and whatnot
Is he the equivalent of a kitsune Jesus? Maybe 👀
He 6’4 ft baby ✨
Would sound exactly like Xie Lian specifically from the English Dub of Heaven Official’s Blessing (would recommend 100% to watch 👹👹👹)
Update: I’m deciding to switch up and join the rest in changing his name as Natsu 😭
Aight that’s all for now I'm willing to reveal here 👀 Seriously, I full heartedly believe the Kitsune boys are actually too good for blush blush because of the lore they have. I’m willing to go nuts with it for the angst, Freud, drama, just because holy shit- I love it! Sad Panda please don’t make a character who is canonically the Summer Clan leader 😭 let us be creative on who it is and what happened to them.
#blush blush game#blush blush oc#half shitpost#i wasn’t sure to include them or not#but they are in the shit post image#so Idk 😭#blush blush fuyu#blush blush haru#blush blush aki
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okay okay okayyy 🗣️🗣️🗣️
i am here to receive an archived scrapbook
prepare yourself cuz this boutta be long as hell
okay!! so firstly i would like one for my boy hitoshi 🙂↕️ so my oc’s name is miu vremya, her personality is very similar to jiro’s (bc she is me and i am jiro) but like.. kind of meaner, kinda
her quirk is time manipulation but idk if u need that uhmmmm her hobbies include dance (not superrr prominent) and like.. combat skills?? like training ig
interests include fashion & music & dance, all that good shit yk and her nationality is half japanese & half russian
she first saw shinso at the sports fest and has a massive hallway crush on him but tells no one (except jiro and then mina eventually finds out) and basically they push her to talk to him when he starts training with classes a & b!! we love number 1 wing woman mina
when he joined class a they just sort of naturally gravitated toward eachother since they’re personalities are sort of similar if that makes sense?? they always matching sass and sarcasm level if u feel me
very black cat bf & black cat gf vibes when they do get together!! in their own lil corner judging everyone
eventually mina & denki had to step in to actually get them to talk abt their feelings 😞😞 but it all worked out and they got together
umumumum miu is a very silent angry person if that makes sense?? she kind of just shuts down and will irritatedly hum in response to whatever u say to her, but it only lasts like an hour max (i mean depending on what was done but yk) - and hitoshi gives me silent anger until he can get his thoughts under control and then confronts the person. so i feel like they wouldn’t argue much?? or for that long. bc once hitoshi’s got his head straight miu’s not mad anymore so they can just talk if that makes sense
very very cuddly couple & always gets candids of eachother
OKAY ENOUGH ABT THE OC
for colors i would love purple & baby blue (and black as like an accent??) and for the song i would say in between by gracie abrams
for an aesthetic could i get grunge maybe 👀 lmk if that’s hard to do for this!! anything edgy works really
anyways wow this is long hope this entertains u 🙂↕️
ᯓ★ HITOSHI + MIU!
★ Even before the Sports Festival, Shinsou kept seeing you everywhere—to the point that he was wondering if you had a clone-based Quirk. You piqued his interest unknowingly because he kept seeing you more often than he should (he tries to act nonchalant whenever he passes by you in the hallway).
★ During the joint training with Class A and B, he’s stoked to figure out that he’ll be going against your team (he’s on Class B’s team this time), and he really doesn’t want to embarrass himself because he has something to prove to the teachers, the hero course students, and to the student that he sees around school often (the pressure on his shoulders was HEAVY).
★ After said battle, he just sorts of stays on his own because he doesn’t know the hero course students that well to want to initiate a casual conversation with them, but then suddenly he sees that you’re being ushered toward him by Mina! Ok, Shinsou Hitoshi, act calm and collected.
★ Did not act calm and collected whatsoever; his voice slightly went a pitch higher than his usual one when he introduced himself. Embarrassing, he could never show his face to you ever again. But he redeems himself in the end, trust. He’s actually really glad that you two are similar in a way, because the sarcasm this man has that just comes out naturally at any given moment should be toned down (he’s a dork at heart).
★ Throughout the time you two grew closer together, Hitoshi was sort of second guessing himself if what he felt for you was platonic or romantic. Lots of reading between the lines. Lots of “is this what friends do?” Was all of this just casual?
★ Denki and Mina are super awesome wingmen. During your third year, they finally had enough and made it their mission to just do what has to be done. Feelings were talked about, confusions were cleared, and hooray! He finally confessed (Hitoshi’s heart almost leaped out of his chest when it finally happened).
★ Absolutely loves it when you two match outfits in a lowkey manner. He’s a simple man and dresses simply and just goes with whatever it is that you suggest he wears, but not without saying, “Do I have to?” Yes, he’s already on his way to the changing room even before you could answer.
★ You’re the first to hear of the gossip his radar receives. He would call you, but he prefers talking in person because he really wants to see your reaction while he tells the story (Quality Time is his love language, can you tell?) A huge bonus is when he gets to cuddle against you when he recalls whatever happened, so yes, he prefers sharing gossip in person.
★ Most of the candid pictures you have of him are just him looking like he’s had a 14-hour shift at the hospital without coffee or even sleeping a wink. But there are also cute ones that he really likes! Like that one time he found a stray cat and was all crouched down just to pick the little feline up, or that one time he could barely move his face as he let the face mask you put on him dry.
★ Late-night talks, simple walks in the park, riding a bicycle around town with you on the additional seat behind him (Hitoshi had it installed on his bike just in case you'd want to go with him), having wordless conversations by just looking at each other’s eyes (anyone who isn't close to you two is TERRIFIED of ever walking by whenever you two are together), and just spending time with each other in general with Hitoshi are his favorite things to do with you.
#‹ 📓 ⸝⸝#ELLE I’M SORRY 😭#there is not an ounce of baby blue or that much purple incorporated here#i think abt it everytime i look at the layout#BUT I PUT IN LOTS OF EFFORT ON THE DESCRIPTION TO MAKE UP FOR IT 🥹#anyway#‘m also sorry that it’s in second point of view#dw just read it like miu would 🙂↕️#miu and hitoshi awweee#SJJEJJWJ i love this pairing#my radar says that u’ve started senior year#good luck luv !!#this is like a little star for u doing an awesome job at school
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THE BAD BATCH SEASON 3 EPISODES 1-3 THOUGHTS AND SPOILERS BELOW
guys i have so many thoughts i'm so glad i set my alarm for 2am holy shit
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Omega's hair getting longer i'm sobbing
how many girl clones are there??? this opens a whole world of possibilities
we're all in agreement that M-Count means Midichlorian count right? right??
Hunter and Wrecker taking the boys to Pabu 🥹
Wrecker interacting with the kids my beloved
Crosshair sassing Omega is my new favorite thing
Crosshair's tremor, however, is cruel. Filoni how could you??
Star Wars data pads turning from things that look like giant calculators to ipads is so funny to me
Okay, longer thoughts here:
You can so tell the holes left by absent team members in the second episode, but very specifically Tech and Echo.
Tech scanning the vines (trash compacter monster 👀) to find weaknesses,
Providing key cover fire, and
Retrieving intel. The intension behind showing Hunter and Wrecker's every (very slow) move to plug in Gonky and then the data stick was not lost on me. Tech would have done that so so quickly and Echo would've just plugged in himself
Now, there are two thoughts I have about what Project Necromancy is:
My very first thought was Ventress. We know she's in the show and we also know she died in Dark Disciple. I'm genuinely not sure whether I prefer this outcome or want more Nightsister magic to be involved. She would also serve as a vessel to transfer midichlorians to clones
While I was typing this post, I also thought "Oh shit, it's Tech!" I'm terrified of those implications tho, so I'm choosing to believe he either escaped (somehow) or is in a coma somewhere in Tantiss
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ArtFight 2023
Pretty much anyone I could find who has a tumbler I attacked is getting yeeted here 💜
Up first we have @moki-the-lettuce with this lil bab 💜
Next we have @maddyfairyqueen look at this funky boi 👀
Here’s a lil hollow bab! Precious bean @severallizards
GOAT BABY GOAR BABY 💜💜💜 This sweet bab belongs to @zirkkun
I haven’t drawn a feral cat in a while but I really like this one, look at that tummy 💜 precious bab @hedgeartzone
Another cutie from @maddyfairyqueen but this time, Tis a bun 👀
I’m still sobbing @moonlight-404 and @fluff-cloud-fc
Tiny cuties tiny cuties tiny cuties tiny cu- @sugaloveloaf
Is that a bab I see 👀 @fluff-cloud-fc
Yuki bab Yuki bab 👀 Love the colors, that teal is just MWAH @yukiphobia24
Just a funky lil bab 💜 @cool-blue
He’s so silly, he doesn’t even know it’s a prank! @enigmaticcattic
SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP I LOVE SHEEP @kingpizzachan
Just a sassy gal 💜 we need more sass in our lives @strawbekka
Okay but the hair and the glasses and the beanie and the jacket? Can I steal your fashion sense please? @shandzii
Aaaand that’s everyone I could find a tumbler for! Though I did plenty more attacks than just these and I’ll be at it again next year >:)
#digital art#art#oc#nala art#artfight 2023#team werewolf#some mutuals#dca#dca oc#dca au#dca eclipse#dca moon
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Hi Val!
What are our couples getting up to in the new year? 🥰
Hi darling!
Uuhhhh good question. Overall they’re just going to be so lovey dovey… let’s see
TLWGA: Ransom is going to be working on himself so that he can be a better partner for thimble and father to the kids (both the twins and future kids 👀). Thimble is working on just growing her brand and being an immovable force in the fashion industry which honestly she’s already iconic but she has much more up her sleeve. Together they will get better with communication and just loving each other the way they deserve. Some vacation time is in the horizon too, they’ll also take Abby and Theo so that they can bond with them.
Heart’s Munition: Steve is proving that he can be the man reader needs. They both need to work on their trust. Some curveballs will be thrown their way but they can overcome any thing if they stick together.
My little love: this couple has been through enough. Now they get to enjoy some peace and happiness while they watch their kids grow up. There will be lots of family time and more sass from Lottie than what they’ll know what to do with but they’ll make it work. (A proposal nigh be in the works too)
Unbreakable: 🥺🥺 these two sweet beans, first I can’t wait to share the next chapter but… nothing but good happy things for these two they deserve the world! Steve will be really pulling away from going on missions now. Reader is working on building her trust and who knows maybe their relationship blossoms…
The ☀️🌙✨: these four are trouble, especially when they’re horny… definitely a lot of time together and just living life. These alphas love doting on their omega and that’s not going to start and time soon. Reader also loves taking care of her boys so they’re going to feel the love right back. She’s also very interested in expanding her recipe books and the good thing about having 3 alphas is that you never run out of taste testers.
Is it a crime?… you know what is a crime that I haven’t updated this series. Inspiration where are you? 👀👀 in this new year these two are going to be busy running an empire, maybe even together? Once they overcome their issues they’ll be an unstoppable force.
Til the end of the line and back: these three are going to be kicking hydra ass and then going home to be together and happy. Will they retire and have a happily ever after? I hope so they’ve been through enough shit! I really should get back to writing for them as well… 🥺
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Johnny (soap) Mctavish head Cannon
I know, I said this was going to be out a lot sooner. butttt I got distracted so here we are with our soapy boy, and I hope y'all enjoy! As always this is going to be realistic as possible! (Also let me know if you would like to see some NSFW head cannons and I might put those in the works soon 👀)
Other works 👉Master list
Warnings| PTSD, and alcohol.
This is soaps love song cannot convince me otherwise. (Okay I was actually reading a soap fanfic. and this song came on, and I'm like it's perfect. anyways if the thing doesn't work it's I wanna be yours by Arctic monkeys slow)
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I am going to start this off by saying. THE SASS THIS MAN HAS. I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THE GIFT HE SCREAMS SASSY! Oh and don't get me started. when he's trying to give attitude. He has the kind of sass that gives a drag queen, a run for their money. I LOVE IT
Contrary to what everybody might think of him, he's actually really fuckin smart. HE'S A SAS DEMOLITION SNIPER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SMART YOU HAVE TO BE, ESPECIALLY WITH MATH FOR THAT SHIT! So yeah he's not a dumbass to say the least.
BUT! With that being said he's low key oblivious as fuck, when it comes to day to day life. like yeah he may be able to do math perfectly, plan out war plans, be able to tell an enemy in a room within a second, but for the love of God. do not leave this man alone to clean the house without adult supervision. something's bound to end up broken/all disorganized on how you had it, it's going to be a new house when you come back.
He is the definition of doesn't follow instructions. Sooo unless if you want to be spending money on takeout, don't let him cook without your supervision. He cannot cook to save his life. (I said what I said)
This may not come as a surprise at all, but he is observant as fuck. it's the sniper in him, when you have the job he has you have to be always on guard. so a lot like ghost even when you guys are home/go out as civilians, he's always going to be on guard, observing every situation. but this man knows how to cover it up, and make it seem like he's not, it's concerning.
Since he is observant as hell, he notices every. single. little. detail. about yourself. Oh you got new lipstick, he'll be the first to say you look stunning. and to kiss that pretty lip color (he says he's just testing it. But we all know it's an excuse cuz he wants to kiss you) got some new jeans/leggings he'll definitely notice and be staring. So yeah he notices everything. even the stuff you do to the house, when he comes back home from deployment. This man is the definition of photographic memory!
and with the observant topic. if y'all are at a bar. and you're trying to make him jealous. don't, just don't, you're going to lose. this man does not get jealous, if anything he'll take it as a challenge. knowing you're trying to get him jealous, it ends up in you getting jealous. (he's a little shit and it's annoying)
I'm probably going to be the first to say this. and it's going to burst a lot of y'all's bubbles. but he does not, AND I MEAN DOES NOT, HAVE ADHD! (I'm pretty sure if you have ADHD, you actually can't do a lot of the stuff that he does. from what I've been told. so no he does not have it)
And if y'all ever somehow go on a road trip together. He doesn't know how to shut the fuck up. He's either cracking jokes or screaming music (more than likely it's Barbie girl or some other ridiculous song he uses to bother ghost with) bonus points if you join in with him, safe to say it's never a boring car ride with him.
Now when y'all have fights. It doesn't matter how they start, what they are about, what it was. this man always comes back to apologize first. It often has you questioning why, even if you knew you were in the wrong, you still wonder why he's apologizing to you, when you should be apologizing to him. and he'll never let you apologize, almost never!
Since he has this job. he does he struggles a lot with PTSD. Out of all the men he's definitely the most emotional, but not at the same time, it's weird. With his mental health he often bottles everything up, he never had a good experience with talking about it. and in his past either people looked at him like he's some crazy monster, or they just pushed him away. so this often brings him to he either drinks it away, and then forgets about it the next day. or has a complete breakdown.
Now I'm not saying he's an alcoholic, no. but he can't help it, when he comes home and those dark thoughts won't leave, and it goes to dark places. To where he sometimes (a lot of times let's be honest. That was before you came into the picture) turn to alcohol. Mainly it's just to forget about the fact he felt like he let his team down. cuz someone died on a rough mission he had no control over, and it kills him every time. Every time that does happen he wishes it was him.
But if he doesn't, then he'll often just lock himself in his office/shower. he'll silent cry to himself, and have a panic attack, rocking back and forth on the floor/on the shower floor. and you have caught him like that more than once. each time you did, he tried telling you he was okay, ushering you away from him. but you wouldn't budge, you would just hold him and let him cry it out/talk it out if he wanted. you really are his safe place in those situations.
So he often goes through one of those two scenarios, every time he comes home from a mission. and each time you see him like that it takes a little piece away from you, killing you a little, as it does for him. And it does kind of scare him to death that you see him like that. So he worries that you'll leave him, because he is going through such a hard time. so you have to reassure him a lot.
He's actually probably one of the only guys that doesn't really get night terrors/nightmares. Too often, I mean yeah he'll get them every once, in awhile but nowhere near as bad as the rest. he is the definition of heavy sleeper, unless of course he's on the field.
He's also the definition of clingy. You and Alejandro's partner, once had a competition, to see who was more clinger. and soap won that by an inch.
✨Middle child vibes✨ that's all I'm going to say.
Love language. Physical touch, quality time, words of affirmation.
All right that's going to be the it for this. I hope you all enjoyed it! and wherever you are in the world I hope you're having a good day/night reblogs and comments are always appreciated! 🖤
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