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[tuilere]

I finished Going Postal!!

[koushirouizumi]

{S H A M A N K I N G} ~ Ep. #40 M A N T A vs. H A O

"Y O H-KUN AND I ARE F R I E N D S {T O M O D A C H I}!!!" - M A N T A, D e f i a n t l y

Bonus:

{Cap'd by Me} / @koushirouizumi {Do Not Re-p o s t} {Do Not C o p y} {Do Not Re-produce Without my Permission Under Any Circumstances} (Please A S K to U s e!)

[aita-alternia]

&m I (11, nb, violet) t#e &ss#ole for bre&king up t#e trolls I’m &uspisticing for?

J (12, m, indigo) &nd I were moir&ils for over & sweep &nd cur&ted & strong r&pport toget#er. #e underst&nds me better t#&n &nyone in t#e world. We were insep&r&ble - &t le&st, until L (11.5, f, rust) c&me &long. I never liked #er, not even in & bl&ckrom w&y, s#e just sucks. S#e const&ntly m&kes EVERYT#ING &bout #er, &nd J &grees wit# me t#&t #er be#&vior is &nnoying. T#e problem is, #e t#inks t#&t’s #ot. I kept telling #im s#e’s getting in t#e w&y of our muc# more import&nt p&le rel&tions#ip, but #e w&s telling me I w&s just je&lous t#&t #e #&d more t#&n one qu&dr&nt filled &nd I would never find &nyone else willing to put up wit# my bulls#it.

Ok&y, m&ybe I ex&gger&ted on c&lling myself t#eir &uspistice, but re&lly, t#ey need one. T#ey’re &bsolutely not good for e&c# ot#er, not even in & kismesissitude, &nd someone needs to intervene! #e never used to &ct like this! T#ey bot# got m&d &ny time I tried to m&ke t#em be#&ve re&son&bly t#oug#, &nd I’m pretty sure #e only #&tes #er bec&use s#e’s & lowblood, w#ic# is & #orrible found&tion for & kismesissitude.

So… I pitc#-#it on L, just to prove #er bl&ckrom wit# J is & f&d &nd s#e’s not worth #is time. L did bre&k up wit# J… but only bec&use s#e c&ught on to my sc#eming &nd w&nts to be my kismesis inste&d. S#e s&ys if I didn’t like #er in t#&t w&y, w#y would I go t#roug# so muc# effort to fuck over #er &nd J? Well, J found out too, &nd #e broke up wit# me. Now I’ve &ccident&lly become L’s kismesis &nd lost the only troll t#&t &ctu&lly m&ttered to me. L cle&rly didn’t h&te J enoug# for it to l&st t#oug#, so I w&s obviously rig#t!

So &m I re&lly t#e &ss#ole #ere?

[sorrowfulsoul]

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[marlena-immortale]

NSFW Alphabet (Thomas)

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

A puddle. Thomas would be a puddle after sex. All fucked out and not able to form a complete sentence. He’d just wanna cuddle up to you and stay in your arms forever. You’d have to reassure him that you'll be right back when you go get a cloth to clean him up. And he’d be on top of you, so fucking clingy, the rest of the night. 

b = body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part of his own body is his hands. He is so proud to be able to make you feel good with his long slender fingers. And he knows you have a thing for them so he makes sure to play with them and move them around when he catches you staring. You can’t blame him either because they are just so beautiful and you want them all over you all the time. His favorite body part of yours is your hips. His favorite thing is to grip on to them while you bounce up and down on his cock. Not guiding you or moving you, just letting you fuck yourself on him while using his hands on your hips as his only tether to reality while you fuck his brains out. 

c = cum (anything to do with cum basically… i’m a disgusting person)

He would spill sooo much cum when you finally let him let go of all his pent up release. There would be thick white ropes dripping all over his chest and stomach after you jerk him off. 

d = dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

This boy’s got plenty of dirty secrets, that he’s a little bit ashamed of, that he’ll slowly reveal, knowing that you’d never judge him for anything he’s into or wants to try. One thing that took him a while to let himself indulge in with you is his desire to be totally at your mercy and completely submit to you. He wants to be tied up, blindfolded, and told he’s your pretty little bitch. But once he does tell you, it’s become his second nature to get on his knees and bow his head everytime you give him a certain look. 

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He doesn’t have very much experience but don't worry, he gets off on you teaching him. You’d have to show how to properly make someone feel good and guide his tentative hands where you want them and tell him exactly what you want him to do and call him a good boy when he does it right. 

f = favourite position (this goes without saying.)

He loves it when you’re on top riding him, setting the pace and pinning him down to the bed. He likes to feel your weight on top of him, grounding him. Or, if he’s the one getting fucked, he likes you pounding into you in missionary so he can stare at your pretty face while he lays back and takes all the pleasure you’re willing to give him. 

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Most of the time, he’s too far gone to be cheeky but when you’re just getting started teasing or if you both are wanting something more vanilla for the night, he can be very cute and goofy, always messing around and making little jokes every once in a while. 

h = hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He’s got cute little blond curls all over that you just can’t help but run your fingers through any chance you get. 

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Thomas is very intimate but still very submissive. He loves to have you closely pressed against him at all times to feel your love for him in your breaths against his skin and little kisses left on his face and neck and warm skin pressed against him. 

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He is constantly jacking off whenever he gets any alone time. Unless of course you punish him by not letting him touch himself because he's a good boy and he knows how to follow your commands even when he doesn’t want to. He knows that his domme knows best. 

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

Obviously he loves your d/s dynamic as well as bondage and pegging. But, something else he really enjoys is a little bit of pain. And not just as punishment, he likes the pain especially during sex. It drives him wild when you bite down hard on his neck or thighs, sometimes even drawing a little blood, or when you scratch your nails hard down his back, or when you fuck into him just a little too hard to overwhelm him a bit. 

l = location (favourite places to do the do)

He’d be down to fuck just about anywhere and any time you want. He loves to be pushed into the nearest lockable room. Or, maybe even a little mild public play with you softly running your fingertips along the exposed skin of his thighs or his chest or his palm and sensitive inner wrist. Or with you planting wet kisses on his neck while he shudders in your embrace, secretly hoping someone sees. 

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Literally anything you do. Seeing you lick a drop of ice cream that fell onto your hand; he’s instantly hard. You bend over to pick something up and a little more of your skin is showing

or reach up and your shirt rides up; he’s instantly hard. You innocently brush past him while walking, he’s instantly hard. This boy is obsessed with you and his body definitely makes that clear for you even if he tries to hide it. 

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn’t like to take charge but you don’t seem to have a problem with that. You love to have him under your control. 

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Always such a good boy, he’ll stay down there for as long as you like him to. And, he absolutely thrives off of being crushed between your thighs and you sitting on his face, grinding yourself on his pretty mouth and nose and using him just to reach your own orgasm. 

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fuck him hard and fast till his mind is turned to mush and he’ll be happy. In those rare times when he’s on top, bouncing up and down on your strap, he’ll be completely pliable in your hands guiding his hips on top of yours while his head rests on your chest letting out moans and whimpers and incoherent words that sound vaguely like your name.  

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Again, he’d be down ot fuck anywhere and any time and you know exactly how to make him cum so quickly. He’d be so blushy and subby afterwards too, all flustered and warm when someone tries to talk to him. He’d need you by his side the rest of the outing, clinging onto you all smiley and happy while everyone else gives you knowing looks. 

r = risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s definitely game to experiment whenever you want to try something new and puts all his trust in you no matter what. Not to mention, Thomas is such an exhibitionist and doing things in public is his favorite risk to take. 

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Poor baby can never last very long when he has a pretty woman touching him. He’ll be ready to burst so quickly once you get your hands on him. 

t = toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

His favorite toy is of course your strap and the many ...ahem… attachments you have just for him. You prefer the big pink one that takes plenty of prep to fit inside him. He also loves your more painful toys too, as much as he begs and pleads for you to stop, he knows he has a safeword to use if he ever wants to and he secretly loves the punishment anyway. 

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

He would never last if he tried to tease you. You, on the other hand, love to tease him. Seeing him get all desperate and whiny is absolute heaven. You’d give him soft little touches and kisses all over his body except where he wants them most. He’d be so desperate you’d have to pin his hands down so he doesn’t touch himself in the meantime. 

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

Thomas is so fucking loud. Such a whiny little bitch. You’d have to make sure to stuff or cover his mouth when you’re in a place where you could get caught. When you’re in private though, he would nuzzle his face in your neck and his little whimpers would reverberate through you. 

w = wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Thomas loves when you check in on him during a scene. He knows it’s just to make sure he’s still ok, but it just feels so intimate and sweet to him. You always take a second and lean down to brush the hair out of his face and wipe his stray tears away and place little kisses on his cheeks and nose and ask how he’s feeling or if he wants to continue. It always brings a smile to his face, even in the middle of a punishment. 

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

His cock is quite large. Very long but not super thick. It would feel so good inside you and would look so pretty all red and leaky, dripping all over his stomach. It would get all twitchy at the slightest touch or the feel of your breath over it. 

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is so high. This boy’s gotta get off every day, sometimes multiple times a day. Whenever you’re not fucking him, he’s getting himself off. He’s ready to go at just about any moment. 

z = zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Aw, poor boy is so tired afterwards. After his last orgasm of the night, he’s already half asleep and by the time you’re done cleaning him up, he’s snoring sweetly in your arms.

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the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

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I said this just as a passing thought but then I wanted to explore it more so I divided into 4 parts.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

MC is poor and Crowley doesn’t give them enough money to compensate what they need and desire. There ain’t a good place with good working conditions for them as well. But New Year is coming and the need for new year’s calendar is rising. So MC borrows money from Kalim as the capital for creating homemade calendars. But regular calendars won’t bring much money so MC is going to take suggestive and sexy photos for each month just like those sexy firemen or bikini model calendars and sell them. All students minus Ortho who isn’t included are assumed to be +18.

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Riddle Rosehearts

Riddle isn’t aware of (Y/N)’s calendar until he sees Heartslabyul students have the same thing on their hands. As a prefect he needs to know what his dorm up to.

This is the first time Riddle is seeing something such as this. He is shocked and embarrassed for seeing such pictures of (Y/N) on calendar.

He goes straight to Ramshackle to say this is against the rules  but (Y/N) wins the argument by saying they are wearing clothes and they are selling self made products which isn’t against the rules of NRC.

Riddle is defeated but he can’t give up. He buys every copy of the calendar (Y/N) has at the moment, thinking that it will be the end of it and goes back to Heartslabyul, ordering everyone to bring the calendars to him. Riddle is going to destroy those calendars once he has them all and thinks it has ended. He doesn’t look at them out of respect.

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Trey Clover

Trey wasn’t expecting this out of (Y/N) yet he acts as if it is normal.

He is going to buy one calendar, saying that he wants to support (Y/N) and it is better than just donating money. He doesn’t even take a peak in the calendar as soon as he buys it. No one sees him flip a page at all. Yet he still doesn’t dispose of it.

Cater has never seen Trey open the calendar despite sharing a room but the calendar stays right in the drawer of his night table.

No one is aware that Trey looks through the calendar when he is all alone, enjoying each picture thoroughly.

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Cater Diamond

Cater didn’t see it coming but he ain’t complaining.

He thinks this calendar would be quite popular in NRC since he is aware how many people lust after (Y/N). He personally finds (Y/N) alluring but the main reason why he is the first one to buy is that he wants to post it on Magicam and start the trend. 

When he buys it, he takes a selfie with him holding the calendar and post it on Magicam with #HappyNewYear #(Y/N)sCalendar #TheBestCalendar #WillStartUsingCalendars and tags (Y/N).

Cater doesn’t check out the calendar until he gets back to his dorm and answers all the questions under his Magicam post and enjoys the number of likes. After he is done with it, he examines all the pictures of (Y/N), appreciating their body in every way he can. Of course, he will wash his hands after that. He hopes (Y/N) will post pictures like that on Magicam too.

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Ace Trappola

Ace didn’t know (Y/N) would make calendars such as that. He has seen similar things because of his brother but didn’t understand the need to buy something like that since he can find them online for free until (Y/N)’s calendar.

He teases (Y/N), saying that they are doing it to be popular and they are hiding high quality merchandise under those clothes. He buys one and says he is buying it to help (Y/N) earn money then he disappears through the day.

All of his roommates, including Deuce, knows Ace’s purposes with the calendar as he doesn’t hide it. They have seen Ace taking it to the bathroom with him and staying longer than necessary but no one will tell (Y/N) about this.

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Deuce Spade

Deuce isn’t aware what type of calendar it is at first and buys one for himself and for his mother. He sends one of them to his mother with cargo before checking out the calendar. 

He tells this to Ace who snickers and tells him to check out the calendar. When he sees the pictures in it, his cheeks flare and he can’t function for a few moments and can’t make a complete sentence.

When he comes back to his senses, he immediately checks out his cargo status. If it isn’t delivered yet, he tires to cancel it. If it is delivered ot he can’t cancel it, he calls his mother and basically begs her to not open the cargo.

After that matter is settled, Deuce can again focus on his calendar. He thinks of returning it but he thinks it would be rude of him so he keeps it. He doesn’t look at it much but time to time he can’t help himself. 

Deuce can’t look (Y/N) in the face every time he checks out the calendar.

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Leona Kingscholar

Leona has seen similar things before. He may be the second prince but no one can deny how handsome he looks. He has received certain pictures from people who crushed on him too.

He didn’t expect the Herbivore to be this brave and bold enough to make a calendar with daring pictures. It peaked his curiosity but he is too lazy to go and buy himself and he would rather sleep so he sends Ruggie to fetch him one.

He looks at the calendar before sleeping and has vivid dream based on those pictures. After that he will continue to check out the pictures just before sleeping for sweet dreams.

Leona is going to tease (Y/N) about what they had done as well and if they wanted to work and want to wear those clothes, they could have asked him.

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Ruggie Bucchi

Ruggie hadn’t have money to spend on products such as that before since he is poor and his priority is to get his and his family’s primary needs. However, he is perfectly aware what type of calendar (Y/N) had made.

When Leona tells him to fetch one, he buys an extra for himself. He wanted to see what the all fuzz was about and he does not regret it. He didn’t know (Y/N) had that in them.

Ruggie is going to tease them about this as well. Everyone in the Savanaclaw have better senses than humans so their walls are thicker than other dorms so that the students can have their private time. Ruggie has never been more appreciative of this ever before.

Ruggie later on will ask how much (Y/N) has earned. When he finds out their profit, he will think of doing one for himself next year ans swim in the cash.

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Jack Howl

Jack thought it was just an harmless looking calendar so he bought one for his entire family and thought he would send them on New Year as new year present thanks to the fast cargos.

Luckily for him, he is curious enough to check the calendar before he sent them. He is embarrassed to see (Y/N) wearing so little clothing and in certain positions. He can’t talk with (Y/N) for days after seeing their suggestive pictures.

He tries to deny what those pictures evoked in him and he is almost successful but he can’t ignore it. He thinks he needs advice about it but he is embarrassed to ask his parents so he asks advice from his upperclassmen Ruggie whom he sees as big brother and Leona whom he admires.

Jack will keep his and the extra calendars in his room in his closet. He doesn’t want to give them to others and at the same time he doesn’t want to throw them away, thinking that (Y/N) would see it as disrespectful.

[wonderwomanfantasy]

Sero NSFW alphabet

I can write sero smut... as a treat. 

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He treats you like a god once he’s done with you. He’s a big fan of after sex massages. Sero also likes to smoke a little after sex but that usually leads to one of you getting horny and having sex again so like/ not really after sex more like mid sex. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He’s got such a nice jaw and he knows it. Please kiss his jaw and chin he will get so riled up. 

Sero likes your back, it’s got such a nice shape to it and he loves the little moles and freckles on your back. He spends a lot of time touching your back when you too cuddle/ looking at it while he rails you from behind

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

his cum is so fucking thick for no reason. He can’t really do cum shots because it’s too god damn heavy to fly off. it’s also like, sweet? not like a lot just a little sweeter than average, it makes going down on him bearable. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He takes so many practice nudes, Like he is so concerned you won’t like his dick pics so he takes a thousand and only sends you the best ones. this also leads to posing after he gets out of the shower. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I mean he’s had sex before but probably only one or two partners, its a bit of a learning experience for both of you. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

It changes day to day tbh on the one hand he likes fucking you from behind where you’re laying down, but he also likes it when he tapes your legs above you're head and he fucks you that way but also also he loves it when you ride him - or when He fucks you while spooning gah theirs just too many to chose from. for the most part though he likes positions where he gets to touch you and look at you as much as possible. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

...if you read kinktober day 31 you know what i think. Yeah he’s an absolute CLOWN do not trust this boy he will start humming the wee theme song in the middle of blowing your back out. He loves to see you laugh so he might fuck around and start tickling you while he’s eating you ot or something.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

This boy has a full on bush he is so fucking hairy. he has a thick treasure trail starting at his belly button and leading to his pubes wich are a mess tbh. he keeps it clean but like unless you ask him to trim he won’t think to do it. a lot of chest on his chest and his under arms too

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Like I said most of the time he’s a goof but hear me out- after like a glass of wine he gets so romantic. Please imagine tipsy Sero whispering soft praise in your ear and calling you pet names in Spanish while he kisses your neck and fingers you. 

something to think about idk

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

not often tbh, really only when you’re not around to do it for him but most of the time he’s patient enough to wait for you to be in the mood too. but if you ask he will send you a video of him putting, all those practice nudes pay off. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

food play- That one ask really did something for me AnYwAys. He liked feeding his partner, it really turns him on and he loves it when he gets to eat off of you, and he generally has an oral fixation and this feeds you. 

praise- please he is so soft, he loves to worship your body and tell you how gorgeous he thinks you look when he’s fucking you and he will go feral if you give him some of that energy back he loves it when you praise him

cum play- uhm. hmm, how to phrase this. He likes to cum in you and when he pulls out push the cum back in with his fingers until it’s all soaked up same if he came in your mouth

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

shower/ bath sex babie. He loves the feeling of water around you and it’s also super hot when both of you are sweaty/ dirty he really gets off on that. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

when you're clingy. he feels his soul assend to a higher plain of being when you needy and crawl into his lap to hug him. Of course if you’re not feeling it he can be a gentleman and keep his hands to himself but if you want to be even closer with him...

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

piss. Idk he just thinks it’s gross

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

you are his fucking world and his face is your throne please watterboard him he loves to give head you are just so yummy he can’t get enough of you. 

he likes getting head as much as the next guy but it’s really an after thought to absolutely devouring you and making your legs shake. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He likes to go slow and take his time unraveling you. His strokes are long and deep. it’s almost torture that he won’t speed up unless you beg him. Sero takes his sweet time building you up, and you hate it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

pretty indifferent tbh. He likes them fine and he enjoys the risk of doing it in some place public but he’d prefer to fuck you properly some where he can take his time with you

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

meh he knows what a he likes so he can be a little hesitant to try something new but he’ll usually bend to your will and try something for you. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

pretty average, he can go for a while with out busting but after he cums he gets pretty tired quickly and needs a break in between rounds

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

like I said earlier he loves to tie you up and use his tape on you and he’s a pretty big fan of other toys too like vibrators and nipple clamps, anything to get you worked up really. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

mmm not really a tease in his actions but in his words. He likes to pick on you a little bit to get a laugh or make you beg if you really want something but he’s usually not the type to withhold pleasure, unless you’ve been really bad.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is quiet but he talks a lot. Sero likes to moan in your ear softly, He’ll praise you and tell you how pretty you look right now and whisper how much he loves you but it’s all easily drowed out by the noises you make which he lives to hear. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I didn’t have anywhere else to put this but he is a big Service top / Pleasure dom. He’s not really mean to you and he will do just about anything you want him too but he sure as hell is in charge and he reminds you of that fact by overstimulating you until you’re crying and can’t take anymore. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

hee hee he’s got a big cock. I know it I know it’s big. hmm no thoughts just sero’s big cock. uhm anyways like pretty nice it’s long and thick with some pretty purple veins and a slight left curve to it

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

I mean. it’s healthy but not as high as say Kaminiari’s sex drive. little things get him worked up and that tends to build until it’s too much to take

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He will stay awake long enough to take care of you but he likes to cuddle pretty soon afterwards. 

[berserk-jewel]

NSFW ALPHABET with ANISA ANKA

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

She's very tender, making sure that you've got water and maybe a snack if you're hungry. She also likes to cuddle! She'll be the big spoon usually but if you want to fluster her, turn the tables and be the big spoon. She definitely purrs a bit and is more embarassed about it than even Sage is.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Her favorite would probably be her hands. She can lift a sword with them and, by extension, protect the people she loves. Of yours, her favorite is your smile. She loves making you laugh and smile even if she doesn't know what she did to make you do that. Her jokes are terrible but she's so cute you can't help but laugh.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

She's definitely a squirter so watch out.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She'd really like for you to dom. I headcannon that she's a (service) top but would love to actually be bossed around. She's too shy to admit it though so bring it up yourself or ask her when she's drunk and more willing to talk.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

She's not very experienced and usually defers to you. If you're not experienced either, she's more than willing to explore with you. She's also a quick and easy learner.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Any position where she can see your face in and make sure that you're okay and enjoying yourself. She also likes having you in her lap so she can hold you closely.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

She's definitely super serious and focused to the point where it's a bit funny to look up and see her expression.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Oh my gosh I didn't think about it until just now. She definitely has a little pink streak so yes, the carpet matches the drapes.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

She's very romantic and constantly telling you how pretty or handsome you look. She'll immediately get flustered if you turn the compliments on her though.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

I think she's too busy and high-strung to masturbate honestly. If she does, I don't think she does it often at all.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

She likes when you tell her what to do even if it's not involving bdsm. She really just wants to please you; that gets her off more than anything. She also likes when you praise her.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

It would take a lot ot convincing to get her to have sex anywhere than a securely locked bedroom. I mean, at the most she'll only hold your hand in public.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Anything about you. If you start flirting and teasing her, she's ready to go as soon as she realizes what you're doing.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that would hurt you, especially seriously. You could maybe get her to spank you but she'll stop as soon as you seem like you're in any actual pain.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

She prefers to give and isn't experienced but has natural skill. On the other hand, if you're giving make sure to drag it out and tease her; she hates it (she loves it).

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

I'd say she's very steady. She'll go faster or slower if you ask but she's not particularly rough. She's very concerned about hurting you in any way.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Quickies usually involve the chance of getting caught which is a no no for her. She'd prefer to get a room or have sex in one of your rooms.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Experimenting is fun and fine! But she'd prefer to not do anything that could hurt you or anything where the two of you could be seen.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

She has an average stamina can go maybe two or three rounds. She likes when you edge her though and could potentially do that all night if she didn't have things to do the next day.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

She definitely doesn't have any toys herself but is very curious of yours and more than willing to try them out together.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

She's very straight to the point usually, unless she's drunk. Drunk Anisa is the closest she'll get to being dominant and she'll spend the rest of the night teasing you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

She's not very vocal because she'd be embarassed if someone overheard. She likes it when you are though because that just spurs her on.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Tie her up.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Standard... vagina stuff? On another note, she's very fit and strong and I could think about her arms all day.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

She's always yearning and thinking about you but it'll be like pulling teeth to get her to say anything or make the first move. I think she has a fairly average sex drive but it always willing to go if you are.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As soon as she sees to it that you're okay, afterwards is the only time she'll get a full night if sleep without coercion. You might even get the chance to see her sleep in.

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I was gonna steal @i-remove-color-from-posts’s gimmick but then I realized I have no idea how

So instead I recolored them

Enjoy >:)

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Wed[nesday] 28 March 1832

7 1/2

12 3/4

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ver[y] fine morn[in]g F[ahrenheit] 61° at 7 1/2 in my r[oo]m and 50° at 7 40/.. in the balc[on]y - at my desk at 8 3/4

wr[ote] 2 1/2 p[ages] 1/2 sh[ee]t no[te] pap[e]r to L[ad]y S- [Stuart] de R- [Rothesay]   in an hour then finished dressing and br[eak]f[a]st at

10 1/4 - a lit[tle] whi[le] read[in]g the newspap[e]r - then talking over Miss H-‘s [Hobart] letter from her brother Lord B- [Buckinghamshire] and helping

her with her answer - ca[me] upst[ai]rs at 12 20/.. just as we heard Mr. Duke’s rap - wrote a little more to

lady S- [Stuart] de R- [Rothesay] w[e]nt out w[i]th Miss H- [Hobart] for 1 1/2 h[ou]r just call[e]d at the door in pass[in]g to inq[uire] aft[e]r Mrs. Courtenay mov[in]g today to Gloucest[e]r build[in]gs Place - along our lane a lit[tle] and ov[e]r the hills int[o] George st[ree]t

ho[me] - at my desk at 3 - till four and a half writing letter for Miss H- [Hobart] to her solicitor Mr. Frampton

and downstairs with her about it near half hour then from five to six and a half Fill[e]d my 1st sh[ee]t

1/2 sh[ee]t no[te] pap[e]r and fill[e]d a 2[n]d to L[ad]y S- [Stuart] de R- [Rothesay] sh[oul]d ha[ve] writ[ten] soon[e]r b[u]t wait[e]d to say so[me]th[in]g

of my plans - h[a]d fix[e]d to leave here on the 23[r]d next m[on]th, gi[ve] a day to Tunbridge wells, and be in

Lond[o]n on the 25th and if n[o]t fright[ene]d by cholera fr[om] embark[in]g in Lond[on] on the 29th sh[oul]d be off fr[om]

Dov[e]r - 10 days quarant[ine] b[u]t hop[e]d to be in Paris by the 13th or 14th May exc[ept] mean[in]g to sp[en]d next wint[e]r in Italy - h[a]d plann[e]d noth[in]g

bey[on]d this - sh[oul]d as I h[a]d told L[ad]y S- [Stuart] sen[io]r my plans unfix[e]d till aft[e]r my arriv[a]l in Lond[on] - in fact, on acc[oun]t of Miss H- [Hobart]

wh[o]m I th[ou]ght no bet[ter] than when we ca[me] here - Mr. Duke h[a]d so strong[l]y express[e]d his opin[ion]

that she ought n[o]t to sp[e]nd next wint[e]r in Eng[lan]d, b[u]t get off early, and she hers[elf] w[a]s so

differ[en]t on this subj[ec]t fr[om] wh[a]t she w[a]s last autumn, that I knew n[o]t wh[a]t to th[in]k - L[ad]y

Skelsmerdale seem[e]d to ha[ve] s[ai]d a good deal on the subj[ec]t to L[ad]y S- [Stuart], and I h[a]d writ[ten] the lit[tle] that I c[oul]d

b[u]t my courage fail[e]d me when I th[ou]ght of L[ad]y S-‘s [Stuart] own state of health - yet aft[er]w[ar]ds

obs[erve]d in speak[in]g of Miss H- [Hobart] wh[a]t a pit[y] it w[oul]d be if for want of tak[in]g so decid[e]d step

now, she fell int[o] ‘a delicate take-care state of health w[hi]ch w[oul]d cheat her life of half

its pleas[u]res’ - s[ai]d she h[a]d r[ea]d law pap[e]rs and been mo[re] quick and clev[e]r ab[ou]t them than I c[oul]d count[e]d on -

h[a]d w[i]th the admirab[le] assist[an]ce of Mr. Frampt[o]n clear[e]d up all that was obscure bef[ore], and fr[om] the

ver[y] consid[era]ble arrears due fr[om] h[e]r broth[e]r, w[oul]d by and by ha[ve] a nice lit[tle] addit[io]n to h[e]r inco[me]

and as I laugh[e]d and told h[e]r be qui[te] a catch - s[ai]d L[ad]y G- [Gordon] wr[ote] in good sp[iri]ts - I hoped to see h[e]r in Paris

and that she w[a]s to be in Lond[on] by the end of the m[on]th to ma[ke] the necess[ar]y arrangem[en]ts - h[a]d settl[e]d h[e]r Span[ish]

affairs cert[ainl]y bet[ter] than she once expect[e]d - s[e]nt off at 6 40/: my 2 half sh[ee]ts to ‘The Lady St[uar]t de Rothesay’

und[er]cov[e]r to ‘Lord St[uar]t de Rothesay, Wimpole, Arrington’ dress[e]d - din[ner] at 7 10/.. in 40 min[ute]s - a lit[tle]

mus[i]c - coff[ee] at 8 3/4 - fr[om] 9 to 9 3/4 won 1 and lost 1 hit at b[a]ckgam[mo]n - in an h[ou]r till 10 55/.. r[ea]d al[ou]d fr[om] p[age] 140 to 181.

ch[apter]s 59 and 60 vol[ume] xi Gibb[o]n - ca[me] upst[ai]rs at 11 12/.. and to my r[oo]m at 11 1/4 - wr[ote] the last 23 lines till 11 40/.. - ver[y]

fine day b[u]t wind

east - F[ahrenheit] 62° now at 11 40/.. and 39° at 12 1/4 in the balc[on]y - good friends very cheerful but proper

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A-Z NSFW With Jareth

Jareth x reader

Warnings: straight smut 

Requested: by @undercanonthots ots, Omg I’ve just saw that you have open request for labyrinth characters 😭 I’m like the happiest person ever!! I know that I always ask for NSFW or SFW alphabets cause I have like 0 imagination to request, but may I ask you for the alphabets if you’re Ok with them? For Jareth please 🥺🥺🖤 (also sorry for my English mistakes!)

I don’t own these characters. They belong to author/director

Author’s Note: I hope this is good love! I’m excited to get into Jareth, I’ve loved him since I was a little girl 

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Jareth is a King™ after sex. Like you need something he’s got it but also high maintenance and probably needs to do his hair a bit before getting it for you

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your hips. He worships your hips. He thinks that as long as his hands are on your hips he is doing life right

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum) 

Doesn’t like to get it in your hair. Like very annoyed if it does, so much so that he will tell you he’s annoyde 

D: Dirty Secret

He likes it when you stare at his bulge through his tights (because we all did it and you know it)

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) 

Doesn’t have that much sex in the Labrinth of course but SOMEHOW knows exactly what tf he’s doing like by far more experienced than you in every way

F: Favorite Position

He likes for you to be on top while he’s sitting against the headboard. He probably has a bomb supper big and extravegnet bed and the leaning against the headboard is probably the most regal thing he could think of

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Serious, serious, serious

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Extremely groomed and pretty bare down there. You know he knows how to do that hair 

I: Intimate (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Jareth is actually pretty intamte in the morning. He likes it when you say his name or vice versa and it’s something he will never be able to live down

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Jareth is the kind of guy who doesn’t do it unless you want to do it but also if by the off chance he’s horny there’s no way you’re going to refuse him

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)  

PraISE. Literally whispering to you about how good you are or telling you that you’re amazing and gorgeous and it really gets him going 

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

His bedroom. It’s very kingly and the bed has curtains and shit. Anyone who would walk in would have to try hard through the sheer to see what was going on but the noise probably gives you away

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He likes it when you do things with your lips. Licking them, eating something like a popsicle, putting your finger on them etc

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn’t like hurting you. He’ll mark you if you please but something that might hurt you literally makes him want to gag

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)  

He really loves giving. It helps him as well as he watches you squirm underneath him. Gives him an extra sense of power

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Can be either depending on the day and his mood. Is very very good at both 

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Is like weirdly against quickies. He likes to have you slowly in front of him and likes to take his time  

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)  

If you want something he’s very likely to give it to you 

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last, etc.)

A m a z i n g. Like deadly. Is this man human? Could go all day and a half     

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No toys. Much prefers his hands 

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Teasing is like the base of his soul. He likes to please you of course but not without a decent amount of making you beg for it 

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He likes it when you make a lot of noise but he himself doesn’t rise above a calm voice level

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

Many ripped tights are in your future and spoiler alert, they aren’t yours

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants) 

Imma bring it back to...we all saw that bulge

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not overpowering. He prefers making love almost so his sex drive isn’t through any roofs

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He usually waits for you to fall asleep and then him much after

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