#more of the modern au

[bubblesthemonsterartist]

Raven of the Inner Palace, treats

“Why do you keep giving me snacks? Are you a pedo or something?”

Wei Qing glares at her with murderous intent that promises an exchange later. Shouxue doesn’t know what his problem is. Gaojun just blinks.

“You’re eighteen,” he remarks. “And no. Don’t you like them?”

“But you’re twenty-six,” she counters. “When you were eighteen, I was ten.”

“It doesn’t work that way,” Wei Qing grits each word. “If you would go outside and touch grass-”

“It’s what you do,” Gaojun interrupts. “For friends. You don’t like them?”

Shouxue fiddles with the corner of the wrapper. “I didn’t say that.”

[sabertoothwalrus]

UHMMMMM what if T4T labru

[itscherryterry-again]

This Barbie bites !

[raphaerolo]

Brontosaurus means thunder lizard you see

This is in my mind the first time either of them bring up marriage or weddings, Obi-Wan comes out of nowhere with it and Cody just rolls with it

[junotter]

Part 2 of my modern avatar au, The Gaang (part 1)

[bunnieswithknives]

In which Dev finally talks about what happened to Peri :3

part (1/2): next

[eddiethebrave]

ocean of flavor

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Steve’s bent over the counter that separates the front of the store from the back when he hears a low whistle come from behind him. 

“God bless Corporate America for those shorts and God bless you for that ass.”

Steve feels his face heat up and heart rate quicken. He straightens his posture before turning around only to come face to face with Eddie Munson. He should’ve known - he can’t think of anyone else bold enough to say that, especially as an opening to a conversation, and especially to a retail worker. 

Steve lets his gaze trail over what’s visible of the man from the other side of the counter. He’s dressed much the same as he usually is at school, except instead of layers upon layers of dark clothing, he’s wearing a faded black band tee that has the arms cut so low that you can see the waistline of his black jeans through them. 

Steve’s mouth waters and he doesn’t try to hide his ogling - god knows Eddie didn’t. 

Their little game had confused everyone in high school, but Steve couldn’t help himself. He’d flirt relentlessly with Eddie - maybe even more than he did with anyone else - and eventually the boy began to reciprocate. 

After weeks of striking out, Steve was kind of flustered by the attention. He was even wearing the hat, for Christ’s sake. 

Steve bites his lip to stop a goofy grin from taking over. 

“Ahoy,” he says, licking his lips and watching Eddie’s eyes flicker down to track the movement. “Would you like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me?” He tilts his head and leans forward so his forearms are resting on the counter. It’s kind of sticky but worth it to see Eddie’s face flush when he looks up at him through his lashes. “I'll be your captain.”

Eddie seems to shake himself out of it then. “They don’t really make you say that, do they?”

“They do,” he confirms with a pout.

[canisalbus]

Been thinking of potential outfits for the modern au dog men lately.

[reds-skull]

Needed to see this man beaten and bruised, but in pink this time

(Also hey I actually have free time again)

[caemidraws]

Oath/breaking

[nibbelraz]

Transmigrator Baby binghe and Broke single dad author

[choccy-milky]

modern AU seb and clora's first interaction 📘📗 (and by modern AU i actually mean super trope-filled high school romance set in the 80's/90's LOL)

[araneapeixes]

in the bathroom at the gay clubbbb

[civetside]

i was gonna wait until actual valentine's day to post this but im impatient so whatever!!!!!!!!!! look under this funny cut for an extra secret sex joke

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

LUO BINGHE CASUAL SENSHI COSPLAYER

OH, ABSOLUTELY.

(context)

[quitesins]

Your friend SHIGARAKI is online!

Masterlist

Tags: Sfw, Suggestive joke, Smau, Female!reader, Online friend!Shigaraki, reader likes to bother Tomura, she has cringy humour, I’m not a gamer idk da lingo

Texts between you and your online friend Shigaraki!

Truth is this was originally a written drabble intended to become a fic but that was like a year ago and it’s clear it was going no where… sooooo … now it’s a smau!! Yay!!