#more like shakesqueer

[liannaedgelord]

the most romantic scene in shakespeare is the bit in coriolanus where martius is like "i offer you my throat" and aufidius is like "i love my wife and all but tbh i'm way more excited now than i was on my wedding night"

[autismmydearwatson]

Butchy-femme lesbian Romeo and Femme lesbian Juliet you agree 🔫

[i-daresay-i-have-too-many]

(pt 1)(pt 3)(pt 4)(RESULTS)

[ingravinoveritas]

With the announcement of David's casting in the titular role in the Donmar Warehouse's forthcoming production of Macbeth, it only seems fitting to talk about his ongoing pattern of making Shakespeare slutty and/or bisexual. We've seen it with Benedick, we've seen it with Hamlet, and we've seen it with Richard II...so, without much further ado (pun slightly intended), let's talk Thane...

[pi-cloud]

Catch me writing a 200 word discussion post on why Olivia from Twelfth Night is a lesbian

[not-fitzwilliam-darcy]

Ao3 completely changed the trajectory of my life, I now cannot consume literature without shipping the gays because DON'T YOU SEE THE POTENTIAL BETWEEN LYSANDER AND DEMETRIUS (ofc you do they're practically canon)

[ebenelephant]

english lit professor really came straight out the gate today with 'shakespeare? more like shakesQUEER' and i think that's beautiful

[jacenotjason]

How would the opposite neighborhood react to seeing their original selfs?

i wanna draw this, but im gonna jot my thoughts down real quick!!

(Here’s the AU masterpost!)

Also doodles!!

They try their best to find something they have in common. I feel like OG Eddie is way to nice to be scared or like grossed out by Opposite, he’d just feel a little bad and wanna be his friend.

They talk about Frank, they have that in common. Like:

OG: …uhm.. arts and crafts?

OP: I’m not five? What about sports?

OG: I can’t follow along with all that..

OP: eugh… mm…

OG: …

OP: ..Frank?

OG: Frank!!

OP: Frank!

Oh they would hate each other. OG would be trying to be nice and then Opposite would insult his business model, and then they fight. I lowkey wanna see these two brawl, I think opposite would kick OGs ass no offense.

OP: *looking around OGs store* Where’s your price tags? The unlabeled scam is scummy, even for me.

OG: Hm? Oh, buddy, I don’t charge money for my products!

OP: … What?

OG: Yah! I prefer accepting other meanings of payment! Things much more valuable then money, friend!

OP: … That’s dumb.

OG: 🙂 what.

Then they BRAWL!! Ok probably not OG howdy probably doesn’t resort to violence. But a lot of insults are thrown back n forth hueurheye-

I honestly think they’d love each other. OP is basically Franny, and OG is OP.Franny they’d literally just:

OG&OP, at the same time: You look like my sister!!

Plus they both love fashion, and hair, and makeup, and Sally- ohmygod theyd be the best of friends i cant even theyd be so girlboss together

OG teaches her some games, and then OP teaches her some girlboss survival skills. Before they leave, OP gives her a pink sparkly pocket knife to remember her by :3

Yknow that fancy rich ppl thing ppl do where they kiss each others cheek? They do that

OG: My dear! Won’t you let me in? I’m you, you can trust me!

OP: what in gods name makes you think I trust myself..?

OG: We are one in the same, starlight! I am you, you are me! A mirrored doppelgänger of your own image! I don’t look to harm you, starlight! Put aside your distrust.. for yourself?

OP: haha… okay, shakesqueer…

Then OP lets her in :3

I have lots of thoughts about these two hanging out. OG makes her a new outfit after judging her gross clothes, lightheartedly ofc and OP is like “haha yeah its gross” and OP gets a cute dress! OP absolutely shocks and destroys OG in video games, they dance together, and they talk about Julie huehuehuehue

WAHHH THESE TWO! I honestly feel like theyd get along, but have little bickering about their different mothering styles.

OG: a.. punk mother? Interesting..

OP: whaat? My kids are all party animals, just like me! I can’t contain that.

OG: haha that’s fair.. I guess.. but.. partying? Thats so… much..

OP: …dude unclench your beak and live a little.

Someone calls OP Ma and OG is like “Ma? Thats so sweet.. i wish my neighbors called me mom :>..”

OG: a dog wearin’ pants? That ain’t right.

OP: aah.. it’s just.. to walk around half naked, is that not discomfiting?

OG: Discomfiting?? Thats a big ol’ word for a big ol’ dog.

OP: Ahaha… I’ve got a bit of a considerable vocabulary.

OG: you got a word-a-day calendar or somethin?

I feel like they’d be friends? Maybe?? OG kinda pokes fun at OP and OP is like “I’m talking to my opposite self :) dimension plane is real :) ain’t that wild :)”

OG: …

OP: .. :3

OG: …I have questions

OP: :D

OG: why the turtleneck?

OP: its like a shirt is giving my neck a hug! :D

OG: …ok. Why the hair?

OP: fluffy! :D

OG: no why is it white?

OP: I bleached it :D

OG: why?

OP: preti :D

[pumpkinsy0]

Fluffy rainy day papercut hcs? If that makes sense LMAO

dw anon, i get what u mean, we like dis🤞🏽

•i think they both like 2 different types of outside when it rains, ponys more of the “sunshine peaking out through the trees, the leaves still have some raindrops on them, animals r out” type and curlys the “the storms rolling in, everything is closed, and the street lights r shining the pathways, its a lil foggy” type

•they both love summer rain, for literally every other type of rain theyd rather be inside to enjoy, but SUMMER RAIN???? let these bad boys outside,,,they r gnawing on the door handle begging to b freed

•they r NOT dancing in the rain, im sorry to everyone who thought they were, they dont mind getting wet, but the amount of water that would get on them if they were to do that would annoy tf outta them more than anything

•pony would b perfectly fine inside, he likes doing puzzles and drawing and shit like that, but curly HATESSSS feeling cooped up, he doesnt wanna b outside but he doesnt wanna b inside, help him pls

•neither of them carry a fucking umbrella, they use curlys leather jacket as coverage

•if they see a window w condensation u can bet ur bottom dollar theyre doodlin on that thing, ponys just drawing smiley faces and curlys drawing weiners over it

•theres this soc who has a rain drum in their garden, and curly saw that pony rlly liked the sound, so one day he just stole that thing and whips it out when it rains so him and pony could just listen to it, curly says its stupid but he cant stop looking at it

•curly loves looking at the lil snails and worms that pop out after it rains, he picks them up from the sidewalk and plops them on the leaves or some grass nearby, pony teases him for it a lil

•they both like the night time bc its quiet, its like they have the whole world to themselves, so if pony cant sleep, maybe they just go out for a drive

•pony writes poems when it rains and curly calls him ‘shakesqueer’😭😭

•ik once they got sick bc they were in the rain for too long and they were both arguing going “i told u we shoulda just went inside” “oh will u fuck off already” and they let out the wettest of coughs😭😭

•they both take their hair very seriously, if one of em even feels a DROP of rain they r booking it under the cover of some shops

[queerstuffonscreen]

RuPaul's Drag Race (2009-) [I]

Episode length: 42-60 min.

Country: USA

Genre: Reality

Language: English

Join RuPaul, the world's most famous drag queen, as the host, mentor and judge for the ultimate in drag queen competitions. The top drag queens in the U.S. will vie for drag stardom as RuPaul, in full glamazon drag, will reign supreme in all judging and eliminations while helping guide the contestants as they prepare for each challenge.

Season 1

Episode 1: Drag on a Dime

Episode 2: Girl Groups

Episode 3: Queens of All Media

Episode 4: Mac-Viva Glam

Episode 5: Drag School of Charm

Episode 6: The Absolut Ball

Episode 7: Extra Special Edition

Episode 8: Grand Finale

Episode 9: Reunited

Season 2

Episode 1: Gone with the Window

Episode 2: Starrbootylicious

Episode 3: Country Queens

Episode 4: Snatch Game

Episode 5: Here Comes the Bride

Episode 6: Rocker Chicks

Episode 7: Once Upon a Queen

Episode 8: Golden Gals

Episode 9: The Diva Awards

Episode 10: The Main Event Clip Show

Episode 11: Grand Finale

Episode 12: Reunited

Season 3

Episode 1: Casting Extravaganza

Episode 2: The Queen Who Mopped Xmas

Episode 3: Queens in Space

Episode 4: Totally Leotarded

Episode 5: QNN News

Episode 6: Snatch Game

Episode 7: Face, Face, Face of Cakes

Episode 8: Ru Ha Ha!

Episode 9: Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Style

Episode 10: RuPaul-a-palooza

Episode 11: The Hair Ball

Episode 12: Jocks in Frocks

Episode 13: The Money Ball

Episode 14: RuPaul Rewind

Episode 15: Grand Finale

Episode 16: Reunited

Season 4

Episode 1: RuPocalypse Now

Episode 2: WTF!: Wrestling's Trashiest Fighters

Episode 3: Glamazons vs. Champions

Episode 4: Queens Behind Bars

Episode 5: Snatch Game

Episode 6: Float Your Boat

Episode 7: Dragazines

Episode 8: Frenemies

Episode 9: Frock the Vote!

Episode 10: DILFs: Dads I'd Like to Frock

Episode 11: The Fabulous Bitch Ball

Episode 12: RuPaul Rewind

Episode 13: The Final Three

Episode 14: Reunited

Season 5

Episode 1: RuPaullywood or Bust

Episode 2: Lip Sync Extravaganza Eleganza

Episode 3: Draggle Rock

Episode 4: Black Swan: Why It Gotta Be Black?

Episode 5: Snatch Game

Episode 6: Can I Get an Amen?

Episode 7: The RuPaul Roast

Episode 8: Scent of a Drag Queen

Episode 9: Drama Queens

Episode 10: Super Troopers

Episode 11: The Sugar Ball

Episode 12: The Final Three, Hunty!

Episode 13: Countdown to the Crown

Episode 14: Reunited

Season 6

Episode 1: RuPaul's Big Opening #1

Episode 2: RuPaul's Big Opening #2

Episode 3: Scream Queens

Episode 4: Shade: The Rusical

Episode 5: Snatch Game

Episode 6: Oh No, She Betta Don't!

Episode 7: Glamazon by Colorevolution

Episode 8: Drag Queens of Comedy

Episode 9: Drag Queens of Talk

Episode 10: Drag My Wedding

Episode 11: The Glitter Ball

Episode 12: Sissy That Walk!

Episode 13: Countdown to the Crown

Episode 14: Grand Finale

Season 7

Episode 1: Born Naked

Episode 2: Glamazonian Airways

Episode 3: ShakesQueer

Episode 4: Spoof! (There It Is)

Episode 5: The DESPY Awards

Episode 6: RuPaullywood Stories

Episode 7: Snatch Game

Episode 8: Conjoined Queens

Episode 9: Divine Inspiration

Episode 10: Prancing Queens

Episode 11: The Hello Kitty Ball

Episode 12: …And the Rest Is Drag!

Episode 13: Countdown to the Crown

Episode 14: Grand Finale

Watch on Hulu

See RuPaul's Drag Race posts II and III for more seasons

[merp-blerp]

Henry Wriothesley’s probably queer ass did not pop off in this painting, literally wearing woman’s clothing, makeup, and jewelry, just for everyone to mistake this painting as Anne Hathaway Shakespeare for some reason.

[soullessbutsenile]

Shakespeare was bi so it could've totally just been an excuse to watch men kiss on stage

[autismmydearwatson]

musical Hamlet in which Hamlet is the only one who sings, ever

[rowenasredhair2]

Me: *hears a song that is obviously straight and in no way gay*

Me: omg it’s so gay:))))))

[coconut-cluster]

I am LIVING for pirate Virgil omg

Honestly same! I love twisting archetypes and considered making him one of the stowaways instead but then I thought of pirate/prince prinxiety and I had to do it 😔🤙🤙🤙

[lizardrosen]

“She… she still won’t let me touch her…” Laertes’s voice was very small and Claudius just couldn’t stand aloof anymore.

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandom: Hamlet - All Media Types

Relationship: Claudius/Laertes (Hamlet)

Characters: Claudius (Hamlet), Laertes (Hamlet)

Additional Tags: Grief/Mourning, Confessions, Religious Guilt, Past Abuse, King Hamlet was a bad father and husband, Discussion of character death, Suicidal Thoughts, comforting touches

Language: English

Series: Part Three of Put Me In Your Heart For Friend

Word Count: 3852