#more kuroo gifs hell yeah

[f0ofishies]

What he does when he climax ; hq edition

Holding your hand !

He was totally looking at you with heart eyes, just the sight of your divine face as your juice was leeking out, filled him with ego. "Ah— baby that's right..!" He exclaimed as he rushed to put two fingers to stop the leakage. Your hole clenching at the process.

His other palm caressing the back of your own palm. "Feel me, yeah? say something sweetheart.." His voice slurred already fucked.. God he loved when he could feel you this close. The sounds of your breath panting as you felt his lips grazing the back of your palm.

You were too fucked out, can't do anything much as your eyes was almost cowering from his stature. "Fucked you dumb, ya can't speak with me..?" He pouted, his smile drooped down to a small frown.

"t's alright, love.. I'll make you go dumb on my cock."

Bokuto Koutaro, Nishinoya Yuu, Haiba Lev. (any other character also works)

Immediately records it !

He had grabbed the phone from your nightstand, yes.. his clear case phone that had a polaroid of you two kissing. As he pampered your face with kisses. "Look up here, pretty.."

His velvety voice bounced off the walls as you whined. Your tear stained face makes him want to pound you more. Even with the flashlight on your face– you didn't mind how lewd you look. Your eyes stare back at the camera, as you stuck out your tongue like a puppy.

"Mmm, so good.. just for me yeah?" He whispers as his hand, with his phone immediately zooms into your puckering hole. It was filled, of course albeit to him. "It's oozing out of you.." He whispered, you couldn't help but whine.

You hesitantly bring two of your fingers down immediately, grazing your flesh just to insert it in. To keep it all in there. He chuckled as he stopped the recording, immediately taking pictures of your form.

"That's right baby, put me in your womb yeah..?"

Miya Atsumu, Oikawa Toruu, Suna Rintarō. (any other character also works)

Keeps thrusting !

He doesn't care how sensitive he was, he just kept pounding into you. The slaps of flesh heard throughout the entirety of the room. "no— more..!" You huffed through your tears, trying to stop them as you wiped.

"Not when you grip me so tight, baby..!" He exclaimed as his hips rocked back into you. His hands against the headboard, as your back sprawled out on the messy sheets. No he didn't want to pull out now.. not when you'll leak all of his cum out. Hell no.

Your cries were heard, poor neighbours but you didn't care about that much. He knew you loved it when people could hear you both get so dirty with eachother. "Fuck– s'tight ahh.. you're close yeah?" He also did not give a flying fuck if he already came before you, it just aided when he feels you tighten around him.

"S'fast.. wait.." Your bit your lip and he tapped your chin. You looked up at him as he pulled your bottom lip down, it glossed with your tears. "No no, let me hear you scream.." He chuckled so loudly as you were slammed once again.

"Cover up your voice again– I'll fuck you twice as hard again."

Kuroo Tetsuro, Tsukishima Kei, Iwaizumi Hajime. (any other character also work.)

[takes1]

p.2 asahi x feral reader w/ a size k!nk

this is gonna get so fucking good ya'll i love thisss!! it's fun writing this sweet guy be a little dirty lmao

warnings. nsfw. minors DNI info. nsfw / build-up to more smut / phone sex / mutual masturbation / blue balls / suggestive conversation / gentle giant!asahi / mutual size kink / sweet asahi / long-mid distance issues / kuroo's sister!reader / kuroo cockblocking / kuroo being protective / 2.3k words / multipart series so reply to be added to taglist! haikyuu collection. more hq here! part one here. part three here. final part here. more links. my ao3. masterlist. requests open!

Your pencil twirled, tap-tap-tapping against your half-filled page of notes as you searched for the next header to copy for this dreadful, draining history class.

Anything to distract you from the fact that he hadn't called you.

The game was Tuesday- now it was Friday evening, and still, no word from him. Maybe you had something in your teeth when you spoke to him, or you smelled bad, or he just didn't like your hair. You had dedicated hours trying to figure it out.

A phone call was hard evidence he was interested in you. Practically a 'yes' to your fantasies, which had only gotten more unhinged with the hurt of this perceived rejection.

He still remained just a few minutes worth of your real energy on some ordinary day. But God, how you mourned for what could've been. How he would've filled you up, wrecking you with the satisfaction and excitement you yearned for.

buzz buzz. buzz buzz. buzz buzz. buzz buzz.

The sound initially deepened your already lackluster mood, because you learned to be disappointed with every call that wasn't from a Miyagi area code.

You were grateful that your eyes happened to glaze over the screen before you completed the swipe to ignore it.

A piercing scream of delight filled your entire house through a cracked bedroom door.

Tetsuro's unwanted, grating voice across the hall shattered your elevated state of bliss:

"SHUT UP!"

"YOU SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE!"

You took a deep breath on the fifth ring and, shaking off the nerves by standing up out of your swivel chair, you swiped across the screen to answer.

"Hello?"

"Hey, is this (Y/n)?" A deep, rumbly voice made your knees weak.

"Y-es," Your voice cracked, tummy tingly, "Is this- Asahi?"

His name left your lips so well. You fell onto your back on your bed, pressing your thighs together at the sound of his reply.

"Yeah, that's me."

You hadn't heard his voice before, thinking hard about it now, because he didn't say anything to you in person.

"I thought you wouldn't call," You bit your lip in restraint, but kept the tension in your belly, "Why'd you keep me waiting for so long?"

A grumbly sigh on the other end gave you a full-body shiver. You crossed your legs.

"I was nervous," He admitted.

The giant did have a heart, after all. Curious, you smiled and looked up.

Your face fell.

"Get out of my room!" You shouted at Tetsuro, who was lingering in the doorway.

"How long have you been in here?!"

"I'm not in your room," He tested you by putting a foot inside, and didn't answer your question, instead pressing his own, "Who the hell are you talking to?"

It reminded you: A quick 'Hold on' and what you thought was the mute button--

You scrambled across your bed to the doorway to close it, but he dove out of the way and you ended up shutting him in. You flung it open again.

"Get out!!"

The demon-spawn was making for your phone, so you leaped onto his back and weighed him down to the floor instead.

"It better not be--," He grunted with effort as he shoved you off by the face, "Some country-bumpkin prick!"

There was no contact on the screen, so he couldn't be sure who you were talking to even with your phone in his hand.

"Who is this?" He interrogated, his torso leaning on your bed, his knee on your chest to keep you down.

You punched his leg over, over, and over again. He swatted at you while looking at your phone to figure out why nobody was responding to him.

It gave you the opportunity to push him off while his balance was uneven. You slapped your phone out of his hand and it clattered to the floor.

There was a violent hush over the two of you.

Tetsuro rose of his own accord, dodging a slap, and kicked your phone far under your bed with a grumble.

"Like I'm gonna just let that happen."

The door slammed behind him. You skittered up, opened it, then called after him, "Stay out!!"

You made sure to lock and barricade it this time.

When you leaned down to find your phone, it was impossible to reach with your hands or legs from either side of the bed. That asshole had made sure to kick it just far enough to make you get creative.

You had to tie together a ruler and a clothing hanger to retrieve it, then use your foot to leverage it out.

To your relief, the call was still active. But it wasn't muted.

Heart sunk halfway down your ribcage, you asked a grim question, "How much of that did you hear?"

His chuckle lifted your spirits instantly.

Almost as a conditioned response, you glanced to the door. It was still secure.

"I'm so sorry, my brother is the worst." You grumbled, climbing back into your bed with a sore face, hand, and knee.

Asahi's tone was clear and smooth.

"It sounds like he just wants to keep you out of trouble."

Your body jumpstarted again at that word. You wanted all the trouble he had to offer. You couldn't help but giggle, since his response sounded as if he was referring to himself.

"I know how to handle myself," You grinned, "I'm only a year younger than him."

"He's a senior, isn't he?"

"Mhm."

"So you're a second-year."

"Mhmm," You could listen to him talk all day. Your hand rubbed over your prickled chest, savoring his voice against your ear.

"Good. I feel like less of a creep, now."

In his admission you could hear his lips curl into a smile- your covered your mouth and kicked your legs in the air.

"Don't tell me you thought I was a first-year," You teased with false surprise.

"I-," He sighed, a little labored, and something shifted against the receiver, "Knew it was a possibility."

His standards aside, your interest moved to the extra sound on his end of the line. You prayed it was something risque.

"What else do you wanna know about me?" You stretched your legs up and watched your blank ceiling, biting your lip in wait for his response.

The way he towered over you- his frame was perfect for your fantasies. You imagined him leaning over you now, legs draped over his massive shoulders.

"What made you want to give me your number?"

Another shift, a heavy sigh. You couldn't raise the volume any higher, nor could you hold the phone any closer to your ear to try to hear what he was doing.

In the hopes that he was dirtier than he wanted to let on, you smiled at the freedom to paint his imagination.

"Hmm..." You drawled.

An eager hand dipped between your legs, with one last glance to the door, and you palmed yourself through your shorts while you spoke.

"Your serve really did it for me," As you recalled that last hit, you heard him shift again, "I like your look- y'know, the whole samurai vibe--,"

Asahi laughed a little, making you grin.

"-I think it's really hot."

A pause. "Wait- really?"

"Yeah!" You giggled, "You're a good mix of cute and scary, that's a huge turn-on."

"Wow."

Maybe it was a bit forward of you to say, but so was everything else until this point. Your breath stalled, hoping that was a good wow. It felt so quiet for so long. Everything was still on both sides.

You sat up after a few moments, pulse quickening, and you bit your finger to keep from blurting out another stupid claim. It must've been too much- you were just about to hang up when you heard a quiet, different tone through the speaker.

"What are you wearing right now?"

Mouth open, you made sure to click mute before squealing into your pillow-- when you came up, teary-eyed from the pressure and excitement, you had to catch your breath.

Your voice was slightly hoarse when you unmuted yourself and asked, calmly, "Do you want me to lie to you?"

Thrown in a dumbing whirl of arousal, you went to reach for a vibrator, but realized the sound would probably be too much. You opted for your own fingers instead and tried hard to visualize his heavy hand over yours.

"Shit-," He huffed an uneven sigh, "Go for it."

Did he have any idea how sexy he sounded? You hoped he did- you hoped he knew exactly how to touch you, pleasure you, break you, then put you back together.

Your raised, flirty tone didn't match your answer, "Nothing."

The rumble of his laugh guided your hand to swirl small, soft circles around your clit. Your chest rose and fell a little faster, chasing the budding tightness that was finally coming back to you.

"What are you doing right now?" You couldn't help but ask. It was too tempting to wait around for him to tell you.

"Mm, I'm talkin' to you," He evaded. His smirk was audible through the phone.

His slight regional accent was so perfect. To Hell with city boys, you wanted this big, gruff countryside boy.

He laughed at your whine.

"I wish you weren't so far away," His tone lowered to a bare mutter- it was dripping in lust, but he covered it with a thin veil of wariness.

Your fingers felt so good, but his reminder only made you more sensitive to how you could never fulfill the ache deep inside without him right here, in Tokyo.

You could appreciate how he still kept his cards close. You weren't as patient as him- but upon your inevitable frustration that he wasn't as candid as you, the realization that it was the safer outcome dawned on you. If he wasn't so careful, he might hurt you.

Still, you were riding gentle, pleasant waves while you daydreamed through your response.

"How long would a train ride be?"

He didn't have to tell you how pretty you sounded for you to know. The little raise at the end of your sentence, the tiny waiver in your voice, you knew he liked it.

The quiet seethe on his end confirmed this. He told you without having to look it up, "Hour and a half."

Your pussy practically shut down.

"I could do that," You lied. Your brother would explode if he found out you hopped on a bullet train by yourself to go see some Karasuno boy- and he would. He always did.

Another low laugh. It fixed everything. You threw your head back again, fingers in your mouth so your fingers could slide a little better.

"Don't sound so disappointed," He cooed, "Me and the guys are gonna be in town for the weekend- and I was just thinkin'--,"

"Oh my god, yes. Whatever you're about to say, yes."

His distant 'Damn' away from the phone made you blush. You stopped touching yourself, just for the time being.

"There's just one problem."

You waited for the reveal without responding, then realized he wanted you to ask him.

"What?" You giggled at the weird pause.

His laugh was faint through the rest of his point, "Your brother."

You squinted at your ceiling again with a grumpy sigh. He was right. In fact, you were sure he didn't know the extent of how right he was. Your family was on Life360, and he had your location at all times.

If you turned your phone off, or deleted the app, or put it on 'battery saving-mode' he'd know, and it would be more ground to question you on.

It wasn't the tattling that bothered you, it was his nosiness in the first place.

The last time you snuck out to go see a boy further in the city, he followed you and ruined your movie date by kicking the back of his chair for half of the film. He drove you home and grilled you the entire way back.

"Fuck," You sighed, sitting up with a bit of a tummy-ache from your abandoned orgasm, "Yeah."

It sounded like he was moving again, but he was less flirty, and it made you think he maybe put his dick back up to think better.

"He actually called our team captain, Daichi. We were uh, still on the way back from the game. On the bus. And he put it on speaker."

Your jaw dropped again.

"Said he'd- ha-ha, he said he'd castrate anyone who touched you."

An annoyed sound left you.

"Don't tell me you believe that," You laughed pitifully.

Part of you believed it, so you wouldn't blame him if he did. That same days-long disappointment was creeping back.

Asahi considered his answer. He landed on, "I think... ah, I don't know. I think being cautious is smart."

You nodded slowly, but he couldn't see.

"I still wanna see ya," He added.

You grinned, relieved, and a little aroused again at his drawl, "Good."

It still left the obvious problem. You deliberated on what you could do. A glance to the locked door gave you one idea. Another glance to the window elaborated on it.

How could you see him, not leave the house, and have your brother not know at the same time?

Your question was slow as you slid off of your mattress and started to test the reliability of your window frame.

"How good are you at climbing?"

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[777cupcake]

I was wondering why I was annoyed in good way by Tetsurō Kuroo while watching Haikyuu! But now I know loll😭😂 he and Gojo Satoru has same voice actors he's Yuichi Nakamura! Lol I love how my mind just knows someone without knowing them! 😂💯

And i think it's been year to my last post about the voice of Haikyuu coach being same voice as Levi, and I think everytime I watch Haikyu I find out more! (+I feel like i should join Vollyball team although I'm weak as hell?!?! But yeah! It feels so cool whenever i watch it! 💖😆👍🏻)

[syrikif]

Gamer Etiquette

Kodzuken x Streamer!Y/N

Pairing: Kenma Kozume x Fem!Reader

Genre: SMAU, Written Elements, Strangers to Lovers, Romance, Fluff, Humor, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Streamer/Youtuber AU

Upcoming content creator/streamer, Y/N, has gone viral for lots of things. Her infamous dumb moments, her blended cookie recipe (which tastes better than it sounds), the way she rages at her friends during games, and about a hundred more.

But her most recent viral moment? Accidentally knocking famous streamer, Kodzuken, off the Bedwars map and making him lose his two year winning streak.

Now with more attention (and hate) than she ever asked for, her only option left is to go to the source: the man himself, Kenma Kozume.

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Chapter 2 (b): Boredom

Word Count: 2187

It’s been an hour since Kenma started streaming, and he’ll admit that he’s starting to get a bit bored. He usually enjoys playing Bedwars on stream but he’s been doing it so often lately that it’s beginning to get repetitive.

“What the hell is this guy doing,” he asks as he notices someone start building a tower of blocks on the emerald island. Kenma sprints over to the player, jumping up to knock him off the tower. 

“Hype_boy2000 was killed by Kodzuken!”

“People that play minecraft are brainless sometimes I swear to god,” he hears Kuroo mutter in his headset. 

Despite living together, his best friend usually only joins the stream via voice call, so he can interact with Kenma’s viewers and still be comfortable in his own room. Kenma honestly actually prefers this, it’s easier to hear him and he doesn’t have to worry about his roommate doing anything dumb in front of the camera. 

He shakes his head, “You play minecraft.” 

“Exactly!” 

Kenma snorts, taking a quick glance at his chat to see how his audience is feeling. 

Kodzuken is a GOD

People who play mc are losers🙄🙄🙄 (I play mc)

I’m not bad at the game but watching Kenma makes me feel like I am 💀

He looks bored 😕

His eyebrows furrow then because he’s almost completely positive that he’s hiding his feelings well enough for no one to notice. Apparently he’s not. 

He feels something tug at his neck and briefly looks down to see what it is, resisting a smile at the sight of one of the younger cats, Mars, playing with the drawstring of his hoodie. “Do we wanna try playing something else after this?” 

“Why? You gettin’ bored of winning all the time,” his roommate teases and Kenma has to force himself not to react to his words because he might just be joking but he’s hit the nail right on the head. 

Kenma pretends he doesn’t hear him as he kills the last player (winning himself yet another game),“I’ll go one more round and then we can figure out something else to play.” 

OMG do you guys see the paw????

SHOW US THE CATS

We wanna see the cats

“I think the only reason you’re famous is because we have a million cats,” Kuroo announces and Kenma can almost see the accompanying eye roll. 

“I’m fine with that,” he shrugs. “But I guess I can show you guys the cats before we start.” 

He changes his scene in OBS so that it’s only showing his camera, making sure he’s in full view before he scoops up the bengal cat still sitting in his lap. “This is Mars, we got him like a month ago. How old is he? Um like five months I think?”

He sets him back down on his desk, “There’s only like four cats in here right now by the way.” 

ONLY FOUR???

How many cats does he have lol

“I think there’s like fifteen in the house right now,” Kenma’s head unconsciously tilts as he silently counts all their cats. “No- wait. Seventeen now, plus however many Minnie will have when she gives birth.” 

“Yeah but don’t worry we have three different rooms in the house for them, plus the loft and then the house itself is three stories.” Kuroo chimes in, defending Kenma’s apparent obsession despite the fact that he supposedly doesn’t care. “And then we have like ten cat towers and eight litter robots.” 

EIGHT?????

Oh so they’re rich rich

Half of those litter boxes would pay all my bills 💀

“Anyways um-,” Kenma pauses to reach for the orange cat currently laying in the cat bed beside his desk. “This is Enji, she’s been with us for three years now and she’s five years old.” Enji meows in disapproval as Kenma picks her up and tries to show her to the camera. She fights against him, her claws digging into his forearms and making him grimace. “She doesn’t like being picked up.” 

As if on cue Enji jumps out of his arms and lays right back down in the bed, eyeing Kenma like he’s just committed some sort of grave sin. 

“Well now that she hates me,” he shoots the camera a look, “Let’s go grab another one.” 

He stands from his chair, taking a cursory glance throughout the room to spot any other animals lingering. “Oh-,” he notices a ball of fluff hiding in the cat tower sitting in the corner of his streaming room. 

Miomi is much more willing to be picked up, her purrs echoing throughout the room as he cradles her in his arms and walks back to his desk. “This is Miomi, she’s a ragdoll obviously.” 

“She’s my favorite,” Kuroo suddenly chimes in. “Literally so cuddly I love it.” 

“She is very sweet,” Kenma agrees as he strokes the cat’s stomach. She blinks up at him slowly, her purrs lessening as she drifts back to sleep. “We’ve had her the longest, ever since we moved in.” 

Kenma gently moves to set her back into the cat tower, to which she stretches only once before immediately falling right back asleep. He then looks up towards the cat shelves he’d put on his walls a few years ago, snorting when he spots exactly who he was expecting to find up there. 

“Come here little buddy,” he coaxes the animal into his hands who meows in protest as his little paws reach out to cling onto his shoulders. And Kenma is just barely able to move into the camera frame before he starts practically screaming. “This is void,” he pauses to lightly pat his head, knowing that usually helps to calm him down. “Any guesses as to why we named him that?” The question is entirely rhetorical. 

“Dude he’s like blending into your fucking sweatshirt,” Kuroo suddenly laughs. 

Kenma leans forward to look at the viewfinder of his camera, “Holy shit he is.” 

Void starts meowing again at the change in position and Kenma can feel himself flinch from how loud it is. “Hey hey hey, it’s okay. You’re okay,” he swiftly places him back on the shelf. 

“That’s all the cats in here,” Kenma tells his viewers as he sits back down. “I might do a full video introducing everyone but it would just take a while to film because a few of them like going outside a lot.” 

“Yeah I haven’t seen Binx inside in like two months,” his roommate further adds. 

“I see him in the backyard a lot but he’s usually sitting up on the fence,” Kenma notes as he reopens the game on his stream. 

Kenma goes outside???

He went out to touch grass

Binx is such a funny name lol

He ignores their jests, running in game to play his final round of bedwars for the night. “How about a three v. three?” 

“Oh yeah you haven’t played in teams in a while have you?” 

“A couple months I think,” he responds as he selects the game. “What do we wanna play after this?” The streamer directs his gaze to the chat while he waits for his character to load into the game. 

“I was thinking something like Spiderman, or we could play Stardew with Kuro,” he adds just as he’s spawned into the map. 

“Um, hello?” His roommate’s voice is loud with disbelief. 

“Hi.” Kenma takes a moment to collect as much iron and gold he needs before sprinting to get a stone sword and some wool.

“Do I get a say in this at all?”

Kenma feels his eyebrows furrow, “You realize that you’re here solely for the viewers entertainment right?” 

He begins speed-bridging across to the emerald island as he hears his best friend scoff. “Fuck you.” 

“No thank you,” Kenma hums as he finishes off the bridge and jumps into one of the emerald spawners. 

“Sometimes I wonder why we’re friends,” while the words themselves are mean, both men know that Kuroo is entirely joking as he says it. 

Kenma subconsciously nods, “All the time.” 

He spots another player from a distance and moves to crouch behind a pile of blocks next to the spawner. “I think my strat is to just kinda run and kill everyone and let my teammates worry about the bed,” he explains. 

The player passes by then and Kenma manages to take him out within a few simple hits, as he usually does. He looks over at the chat, expecting the same praise he always receives after getting a kill but is entirely thrown off by seeing a completely random topic of conversation instead. 

AHHHHH IT’S Y/N

Most unexpected duo ever💀

I was literally watching her stream twenty minutes ago

Wtf is happening lol

“Y/N?” Kenma is more than confused at this point, completely lost as to who or what his chat is obsessing over. 

“What’s that? Is that like the name of the map or something?” 

Kenma’s in slight shock for a moment at his question because there’s no way he lives with someone as stupid as Kuroo. “You’re literally an idiot. Look at chat, dumbass.” 

He decides to start making his way back to his team’s island, building a bridge to the diamonds to collect any that spawned on his way. “Oh she’s a streamer too apparently.” 

“Oh really?” He turns his character to look in the general direction of their island just out of simple curiosity, only to see something totally unexpected. 

He watches as one of his teammate’s suddenly jumps out from behind a giant pyramid of blocks, running towards an encroaching enemy player and knocking him into the void before they’re even able to make it onto the island.

But that’s not what makes Kenma stop and stare. It’s when the player starts jumping around, punching the air and spinning in circles as they seemingly celebrate the kill, that Kenma pauses. “What the fuck are they doing,” he hears himself mutter as he finally remembers to finish bridging to their island. 

GIVE HER THE STUFF

She needs supplies to cover the beeeeedddd

Y/N kinda sweaty ngl

He blinks, “That’s Y/N?” 

He runs over to her, abiding to his chat and throwing the stuff he collected on the ground in front of her (it’s not like he’s going to need any of it anyways). But she just stares at him, and he realizes that she must be dumber than he initially thought because she definitely doesn’t know what he’s doing. 

He tries his best to non-verbally tell her to pick it up - which takes longer than Kenma would like - but she finally understands and runs forward to grab the items. “Holy shit,” he mutters to himself as he turns and sprints back the way he came. 

He decides to start getting the beds of the enemy teams and he’s in the middle of killing the last player on the purple team when he sees a highlighted message pop up in his game chat. 

“Thanks :)” 

He knocks the player off, hearing the tell-tale sound of their death as he opens game chat to look back at the message. “Shouldn’t she be paying attention to the game?” He says it like he’s annoyed, and he’s sure that it comes off that way to his viewers judging by their reactions to his words. 

But he’s almost certain that Kuroo is able to tell that he’s not (he’s the opposite really) when he teasingly says, “Aw, she said thank you Kenma.” 

“Shut up.” 

And despite always being notoriously calm on stream, Kenma’s face suddenly feels warm.

~~~

“You guys saw that right?” Kenma is in disbelief as he spectates Y/N, who’s currently just standing and not doing anything to stop the enemy player running towards her. “What the fuck is she doing now? Is her game frozen?” 

Y/N doesn’t react at all as she’s being attacked and Kenma can feel his jaw literally drop when she’s abruptly killed.

“Red Team has been eliminated!"

He sits back in his chair, his eyes wide and mouth still agape as he tries to process what just happened. 

He didn’t really care when she knocked him off the bridge, was even slightly impressed that she was willing to take down her own teammate to survive. But that all changed when she didn’t even try to fight back against the other player. 

“We just lost,” he whispers, mostly to himself, and the sentence feels foreign on his tongue. 

He can hear his roommate saying something over the headset but he can’t quite understand what it is, nor does he currently care enough to try to figure it out. 

“We lost,” he repeats, louder this time and it’s insane because he feels like laughing. 

He can feel himself grinning as his character loads back into the lobby, “I can’t believe we actually just lost.” 

And he feels almost giddy as he watches his win streak fall all the way back down to zero; because, for the first time in two years, something is different. 

And never has he ever been so happy to lose.

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[tsukkis-little-dove]

Listen, hear me out. I just recently got into Olivia Rodrigo's song "Bad Idea Right?", and it made me wanna write this. So...yeah.

Warning: Does mention being drunk/drinking

The sound of loud music drowned out the conversation your girlfriends were having. You're zoning out, watching another group of girls flirt awkwardly with some boys a few tables away, when your phone screen lights up. 

You absentmindedly grab it from the table top and unlock it, pausing to make sure you're seeing the correct name on the message. Those last two shots you took were really messing with your head, you thought. Or were they? 

A familiar feeling pooled in your stomach. You try to surmount it to the alcohol swirling in your veins. 

Once you read through the blurry message, a few more bubbles come up indicating some typing. You take a sip of your now lukewarm mixed drink, visibly cringing at the taste. As you look back to the phone it begins to chime, he's now calling you. 

Surveying the table, you let them know you’re taking a quick call. They all nod, not asking any questions, thank god, you think. 

As you open the door, a large burst of cold air hits your face.

“Why are you calling me?” It was a bit more brazen than you had planned. 

“No hello?” 

“We haven’t talked in months, why now?” 

“I’ve just been thinking about you lately, and wanted to see if you were willing to come see me?” 

You shake your head, “you're insane. I'm out with my friends, what makes you think that I want to see you?” 

He chuckles, “usually someone with friends doesn't answer calls from their ex. I'm sure they would be thrilled to know that you're talking to me right now.” 

His light laughs made you picture him lounging on his brown living room couch, shirtless with baggy gray sweatpants on. 

“Oh come on, you know you want to see me. No matter how much you convince yourself you don’t.”

You could hear the smirk on his lips. The line sat silent for a few seconds before you sighed.

You shouldn't. Not a good idea. Hang up. Hang. Up. The. Phone.

The alcohol starts to talk for you.

"Didn't you just move? Into some ridiculously expensive flat?” 

“I'll send you my new address, and an uber.” 

The call ends.

You're standing in the cold, attempting to figure out how the hell you’re about to explain this to your friends. 

You re-enter the bar, grabbing the rest of your things. 

“Sorry girls but it's getting late. I'm going to head home. I'll send a text when I get there.”

Before they had a chance to respond you were gone. 

… 

You ring the #2 button on the large panel outside the building. A loud clunk indicated the door was now open, leading you to the elevator. 

The door wasn't decorated, just a plain doormat on the floor. 

You raise your hand to knock but as you do the door opens, to him. 

He's as you imagined before at the bar, his hair messy and incredibly more attractive now than ever with how drunk you are. 

You look down, glancing up through your lashes. 

“You never change,” he says, grabbing your hand and pulling you into the dim apartment. 

“And neither do you.” 

Kuroo, Daichi, Terushima, Tsukishima, Oikawa?, Iwaizumi 

[estasticvanni]

//Angst?

Afab Hinata X Kuroo//

(literally had to make this work somehow)

It had been almost 6 years since Kuroo dumped Hinata,sure falling out of love is something that happens but falling out of love after their anniversary..?The thing is Hinata kept a secret from him since they broke up,he was supposed to tell him but never got to.

Hinata sat on his couch,his eyebags were my dark. Safe to say he hasn’t gotten an ounce of sleep but why? “Dad!” The six year old with inky hair and brown eyes came tumbling over,Her smile was delicate. “Hello sunshine” Hinata spoke weakly as he smiled,Eiko smiled and jumped around”Let’s go! It’s time for school!” Hinata nodded before getting off the couch and putting his shoes on”Come on! Let’s go! I wanna see Aki!” Hinata laughed at his daughter’s enthusiasm “Is Aki a new friend?” Eiko nodded “He’s my school twin hehe!” Hinata smiled and opened the front door for Eiko,The short short haired child ran through the door frame and outside

“Let’s go,It’s time for a new day!”Eiko ran down the apartment stairs without looking back at her dad”Wait for me!” Hinata smiled as he chased her down stairs to his car

//At Eiko’s school - 8:00 Am

Eiko played with the other kids,being slightly competitive “I won that!” Eiko shouted as she saw the teacher bring out treats “Now now,everyone is a winner!”Eiko pouted and pinched Aki,who had gotten a treat “ouch! let me go Eiko chan!” Eiko stopped and poured,where’d she get this from..?

//After school - 12:00 Am

Eiko ran outside the school with her friend Aki,from a distance they look like twins! “Dad!” Eiko ran towards Hinata and Aki ran towards his parents,Hinata smiled as he kneeled down to Eiko “How was school?” “It was good! Can Aki come over please?” “Who’s Aki?” Eiko pointed to Aki who was with his mom and…

“Kuroo…?” Hinata stared in disbelief “Aki! Come over here!” Aki ran over pulling Kuroo along with him. What a strange day,reuniting with a old lover…

“Papa! This is my friend!” Aki proudly spoke as he hugged Eiko,Kuroo’s wife walked over aswell “Ah you must be her dad?” She extended her arm towards Hinata,He shook her hand,avoiding the glare Kuroo was giving him. “Yes i’m Eiko’s dad! I’m guess you’re Aki’s mom?” The lady nodded and smiled

Kuroo was stuck in his thoughts,Eiko looked like him,Hinata was here..What the hell is exactly going on,like sure there’s other people with black hair but the hair covering one eye?! he doesn’t think so…

“Mama! Papa! Can I stay over at Eiko’s place?” Aki asked with his beady blue eyes,His mother chuckled and nodded,whilst Kuroo was still deep in thought..”Dear..?” Kuroo snapped out of it and put his hands in suit pocket “Yeah he can go..”

Aki smiled,him and Eiko danced together as to celebrate,Hinata chuckled at the scene. Kuroo stared,He wanted to ask questions but now wasn’t the time..”We can meet at the central park tomorrow!” His wife’s voice startled him,Hinata was already walking off with the two children,holding their hands if they were his own.

//At Kuroo’s Mansion(Can’t imagine him not being rich..)

Kuroo sat at his desk,his leg perched on the other,He was thinking,It’d only been 6 years since he left him so how the hell did he have a child..more specifically why’d it look like him?!As curious as Kuroo was he decided to do some digging,luckily he wasn’t blocked on anything so he was free to look as he pleased

So that’s what he did,scrolling endlessly just to find some kinda explanation,When did this child even come up…He stopped scrolling,he found just a single picture,Hinata in a hospital bed holding a baby…”oh you’ve gotta be kidding me.” Kuroo sighed,If Eiko was in the same grade as Aki,she’s 6 years old…meaning…”So that’s when she was conceived…” Kuroo sighed and turned the computer off,It was on their anniversary.

Kuroo felt overwhelmingly horrible,He broke up with Hinata that day. And just now he’s finding out he has a child. What the hell does he even do at this point..

//At Hinata’s house

Eiko was playing with Aki on the couch “I’m the princess so you have to save me!” Aki stuck his tongue out “I’m the dragon! Being a knight is lame!” Eiko pinched him “Nuh uh!” Hinata chuckled ,Bzzt! Hinata’s phone rang,He looked at the caller id,surprisingly…It was Kuroo..?

Hinata picked up the phone.

“Hey,long time no talk eh?”

Hinata didn’t say anything.

“Hah….Anyway. You have a child now..what about that huh…?”

“Yeah I have a child…what about Eiko?”

“Is she..is she mine..?”

Hinata sighed audibly “Yes she’s your child.”

Kuroo chuckled,He knew it. But now what..?

“So…You never told me..”

“Didn’t give me the chance to.”

“Right..”

Hinata didn’t bother with this conversation,all he wanted to do was watch his daughter be happy and play with her friend but I guess you can’t do much when you’ve kept a secret for so long.

“So,is there a chance I could atleast be in her life..?”

“How unlike you,wanting to be involved.”

Kuroo sighed “Look,just answer me okay?”

Hinata didn’t bother,Kuroo has a family already. Why bother with the one he unknowingly made..

“Hinata…”

“HINATA.”

“God fucking damnit! Answer me!”

Hinata could care less,He was fine without this guy in his life. Sure he struggled raising Eiko alone but that’s just a given.

“Is this how you treat me huh? Look I just want to care for her! Let me be a father okay?”

“Why bother? You already have a family,one you made on purpose.”

“You’re being difficult you know. Why did you keep this from me?! What have I done?”

Hinata scoffed,the audacity this guy had was insane. It wasn’t like before they broke up,Kuroo barely was around,stringing the ginger on while he was out doing god knows what. It wasn’t like Kuroo had taken advantage of how lovesick Hinata was and got himself a ‘boyfriend’ that he barely have any affection to,and if he did it wasn’t even affectionate.

“What have you done…? You’re not innocent,you weren’t innocent. You know what you did to me!”

“Oh is that it? You’re clinging onto the past..”

Hinata wanted to throw his phone but instead hung up,He’s not about to argue with a hood for nothing.

“Dad! It’s time for bed!” Eiko tugged at Hinata’s pants,Hinata smiled and nodded “Goodnight!” Eiko tan off to her room with Aki and just like that,another day has ended.

//Years later//

Aki always comes over,which forces Hinata to talk to Kuroo and his wife,well ex wife. The bastard got divorced,Definitely devastating but hey it’s not Hinata’s concern. Until the smug bastard shows up at his doorstep,smelling like wine.

What makes this worst is that it’s raining and the guy is still in his suit..

“Shoyo! Come on you gotta let me in…it’s freezing out here..” Hinata frowned,is he drunk or not..?Nonetheless Hinata pulls Kuroo in and locks the door behind him. “Thank god,I was thinking you would’ve left me to die..you wouldn’t would you baby?” He was drunk. Sober Kuroo knew better than this. Hinata sighed while he wrapped a towel around the dripping man

Honestly this reminded Hinata of the times they were in love,well..What he thinks is when they were in love..Hinata’s love was real,Kuroo’s was phony. He hates him for that. “Hey,Where’s my kid?” Kuroo asked while hiccuping “With Eiko.” Hinata didn’t look up to meet Kuroo’s eyes,God he hated those hazel eyes,the ones he looked into when he cried,when he smiled,when he begged Kuroo to stay.

“ah,my children are together!” Kuroo snickered,If Hinata could punch him,he would. Hinata didn’t say anything,he sat on the sofa and turned on the tv,Kuroo stumbled over and sat directly next to him. Has he ever heard of personal space..? Aki and Eiko run out from the hallway “Catch me if you can Eiko!” Hinata watched in amusement while Kuroo cackles like the idiot he is.

The two children stop when they see Kuroo,they look at eachother and then at Hinata. Hinata shrugs. “Look at my children playing together!” Kuroo wrapped a arm around Hinata and chuckled “Huh..?” Eiko loooked confused. “Why don’t you tell her Hinata?” Hinata pushes Kuroo off him and sighs.

“He’s your father.”

“WHAT.”

Cliffhanger that will never be resumed!

So imagine what happened after with your imagination!

This took atleast 4 breaks to write..

Anyway! Hope you enjoyed it!

//Yes there is probably some spelling mistakes or missing words because I somehow forget to type the words…

sorry for that! I was trying to finish this up!

See ya next time ★

[hinatastinygiant]

9 | Terracotta

Pairing: Bokuto x Fem!Reader

Escapism Masterlist

After the party, you and Kuroo get a Lyft back to the dorms. Together, you walk across campus and step inside the dorm building you both live in. You follow him back to his room where he knocks before entering, just to let Kenma know he’s back. But when you walk in, Kenma’s already fast asleep.

“Come in, I’ll shut the door,” he whispers to you as he welcomes you in. You remove your shoes by his desk and jump up on his bed.

When Kuroo does the same, he places his hand on your cheek and leans close to you as he had done in the frat bathroom. But before he can kiss you, you slap your hand over your own mouth.

“Fuck, I need the bathroom,” you tell him with widening eyes. “I think you mighta been right about those drinks.

“Shit,” he grumbles as he gets off the bed and pulls you into the men’s bathroom across the hall.

Kuroo bursts open the first stall and holds your hair back as you kneel over the toilet that looks as though it needs a deep clean.

After you throw up, you lean against the stall to catch your breath. Kuroo runs out and comes back within the minute holding a water bottle. “Here, drink up,” he tells you.

“How come you’re always taking care of me,” you shake your head as you accept the water. “Thank you.”

“That’s what I’m here for,” he sighs as he leans across the opposite wall. “Are you feeling any better?”

“Kinda. But sitting on a nasty bathroom floor isn’t really helping,” you smile tiredly.

“Want me to run one of the showers for you?” he then offers.

“Seriously, you’re too good to me. That would be wonderful,” you sigh at the thought of a clean shower.

“You got it,” he nods as he stands up and walks across the room to turn on the shower.

When he returns, he helps you up and walks you over to the shower. He then stands guard as you undress and step behind the curtain.

“Mind if I walk out for literally one minute? I’ll grab a shirt for you to wear,” he calls out as you put your face into the somewhat warm water.

“Sure, go ‘head.”

After your shower, he helps you slip into one of his large t-shirts and walks you back to his bed.

The next morning, before you wake up, Kenma and Kuroo both leave to get breakfast. When you wake alone, you check your phone and see a text from Kuroo.

Kuroo: Didn’t want to wake you up. Kenma and I went for breakfast. I’ll be right back with some for you :)

The text brings a small smile to your face, but it’s nothing compared to the one you get when Kuroo knocks on the door and walks in.

He sets you up with food on his desk which you consume in the blink of an eye. “I don’t know what made me hungrier, puking or being hung over,” you sigh as you finally lean back in the chair.

“Probably both,” he laughs. “Do you have any classes today?” he then asks.

“I’ve got two but they’re both after lunch,” you tell him. “What about you?”

“I’ve got one at two,” he nods. “So I’m good.”

“I was surprised to see you were at the party last night. What made you go?”

“Y/N, I have a social life you know,” he laughs. “I just don’t go to lame places like you do,” he adds with a wink.

“Ouch.”

After you finish eating, you approach Kuroo on his bed and lay back down beside him. You’re pretty sure you fell asleep again, too, because the next thing you know, it’s noon.

When you wake, you look over at Kuroo and see him staring up at the ceiling.

“Are you okay?” you ask him with a smile.

“Yeah, just still tired as hell from last night,” he explains.

“Same here,” you laugh, “but that extra little nap helped. Especially since I think I’ll be working my first shift at The Jukebox tonight.”

“Huh?” he asks as he sits up a bit more to get a better look at you. “He’s got you working there now? Is this about the food we didn’t pay for? ‘Cause I’m not lookin’ for a job right now.”

“Yeah, Bo called me the other night and said his grandpa was in the hospital so I offered to help for a little while,” you explain.

“Holy shit, his grandpa’s in the hospital?” he replies, shocked. Apparently, Bokuto didn’t tell him the news. “Damn, I’ve gotta call him. Thank god he’s got you to help him out. I know Bokuto really appreciates it.”

“Well I’m really glad you saved me last night,” you smile up at him. “I don’t know what would’ve happened if I actually drank that spiked drink that guy was trying to pawn off on me.”

“Good thing you’ve got me keeping an eye on you,” he laughs. “You need it. But the catch is no more coke and try not to get drugged without your consent, okay?” he teases.

“Yeah, I’ll try,” you hum as you sit up and look down at him. “Thanks, Kuroo.”

After thanking him, you lean down and place a soft kiss on his lips. He kisses back, deepening it, too. Not wanting you to leave. But when you pull away, he watches as you carefully back off.

You then say your goodbyes to Kuroo and pack up your things. After one more kiss, you walk out of Kuroo’s room with just his big t-shirt still on. You’re walking in the dorms on Monday morning. Nobody’s going to notice let alone say anything.

When you get back to your room, you unintentionally interrupt whatever conversation Phoebe and Kenji were just having. Instead, they stop midsentence and turn their heads to face you in the blink of an eye.

“So Kuroo, huh?” Kenji grins.

“Guess you took my advice for once,” Phoebe chuckles. “I’m glad you went for it.”

“Are you sure you’re not pissed that it was him of all people?” you ask once again.

“Y/N, I got off the Kuroo Express a long time ago. No offense, but I don’t really think he’s my type anymore,” she smiles back.

“Okay, well then do you guys want me to give you all the details or not?” you grin.

“Duh!” Kenji beams, “but not here. I’m starving. Can we please go to the dining hall first?”

“Of course,” you grin. “Let me get dressed and then we can go.”

Escapism Masterlist

[chodzacaparodia]

the funny thing is that my mom didn't even know that I love Haikyuu!! :') if she sees something anime-related (at a good price ofc lmao) she'll take it for me. She wasn't aware that she got such a good deal 😭 she calls everything "manga" and not "anime", because she doesn't see the difference 😭 (and she knows about manga because I inform her that some new manga I bought will come in the mail :') ) so our mothers' knowledge is probably at a similar level haha :')

If Suna reminds you of Megumi, you shouldn't be surprised by my choice 😭

tbh, I mostly watch with english sub, sometimes with polish sub. Polish dub is practically non-existent, only a few series have it 😭 But sometimes I watch videos on YT with English dub, because it's soo freaking good 😭 (sk8 and Link Click kills me, and ofc Haikyuu). You're right, Bokuto and Tendou in the English dub are gold (and Akasshi is so sassy!!) 😭😭 I'm cracking 💀

comments on your comments on my top 5 lmao i'll try to make it short 😭:

sakuatsu - I swear if there is no at least minimal interaction between sakuatsu in the 2nd Haikyuu movie, I will cry... if there is, I will cry too lmaoo. Hahah I remember this post, It's more than certain that I tagged sakuatsu 😆 (Good luck finding it, Tumblr is constantly sabotaging me and I have a hard time finding posts I remember tagging... I hope you have more luck than me)

Kuroken - i need to watch it again!! and SAME the childhood firndships really warm the coldest hearts, mine included :')

daisuga oh my, I'm dying, it's always daisuga + asahi 😭😭 but tbh, I absolutely love this trio together!! they have a great dynamic. Especially since despite the bond between Suga and Daichi, Asahi is not pushed aside at all!! He's a full-fledged member of this family. I love their friendship 😭 when you mention this scene you break my heart and I also want to cry, it was so touching 😭💖

Oisuga - I'm impressed that this post stuck in your mind hahah but yeah, that was pure gold! And that you were waiting for this moment 😭 Oikawa has a talent for nicknames lmao

now comments on your comments because tanaka/nishinoya is OUR pairing lmao

So well... tanaka/nishinoya lmao - their stupid ass praying faces are one of the most iconic things in haikyuu 😭😭 the funniest scenes are definitely with them in the lead role hahah

bokuto/akaashi - THEM they are perfect!!

miya twins - lmaoo yes I absolutely love their interactions, the whole essence of being siblings 😭

ushiwaka/tendo !!! Yes, I absolutely love their relationship!! They are totally different but somehow it clicks? I am really glad that despite their former isolation, they found solace in each other's company 😭 and as you mentioned, it's really heartwarming that despite the distance, they're still besties! it's easy to lose touch with people who live in the same city after high school, and they live in different countries and get along great 😭😭 I love this friendship ♡♡

kuroo/bokuto HELL YEAH, THIS BROMANCE!!! Just Kuroobro and Bokubro 😭 I absolutely love their friendship!! It's another chaotic duo, which is something I have a soft spot for haha. Their friendship is so... natural? easy? It's just nice to watch them just hanging out together (and bullying poor Tsukki lmao 😭😭)

your honorable mention: Hinata 😭😭😭 I love him for that lmaoo. Yeah, that scene was good! And prophetic hahah. Can't wait to see the time skip on screen!!

Phoenix is so good!! Wow, you really have high standards when it comes to anime songs, since none of the haikyuu songs made it to your library :o

indeed sadge, you may forget what ringtone you have :(

tbh, I often have my phone on silent and forget to turn it off lmao xD And in addition, now rarely anyone calls me normally, they usually use messengers

but I always secretly hope that someone will hear my ringtone and then talk about anime lmao :')

I once had Jonathan Young's cover of the Death Note openings (what's up people?) set as my ringtone and it rang when I was standing at the checkout in a store. And then the cashier (who looked like a metal music fan lmao) commented on it 😭 i think he didnt know it was from anime, but still win i guess? XD

In my school days, I also had a tendency that around December I always changed my ringtone to some Christmas song hahah and usually it was Beautiful Christmas by Big Time Rush 😭

ohhh amazing!! Haikyuu and mha have something great in common ♡

Maybe now I could ask which character do you see as a potential boyfriend for yourself?

I have a hard time with that, because even though I love many characters, I don't know if I would create a good romantic relationship with them :') Like, I think Sugawara is more of a platonic soulmate? I love Sakusa, but would he be suitable as my (or any one except Atsumu) boyfriend with his personality? Would the handsome and musically talented Semi be interested in me?

I tend to love more introverted characters, but I think that for balance I would need someone a bit more extroverted than me? That's why I don't know, I think Kuroo would be the best boyfriend for me 🙈 He's really good partner material, he's smart, handsome, tall and funny. And he's a great friend. But he probably wouldn't let me rot in every free moment with a book, laptop or phone, so I have to think about it xD (but still, he would probably be the best choice for me)

i finally got caught up with a certain volleyball anime some time last week or so!! i love all the boys so much ;-; v__v my queue is now filled with more posts than it has had in weeks (currently at 200+, and 50+ in drafts) and 90% of it is haikyuu. ya girl is down horrendous

it's literally impossible to choose favorites so i feel kind of evil for asking but who is your favorite from each team?? (can pick two if one is physically not possible [i totally understand LMFAO])

I can't believe it 🤯. You know that a few hours before I got your ask, I wanted to send you an ask like "Hey, I just wanted to say that every time I see you reblog a Haikyuu!! post, I smile because I'm really glad you liked it" ?? And then I was like "Nah, I'll send it later" 😭😭 LMAOO you sensed it 😭🫶🏻

ANYWAY

First of all: *SCREAMS" It's great that you liked it so much and now they're taking over your queue and draws!! <33 yeah, girl is down bad lmaoo

True, that's pretty evil, so thank you for kindly letting me choose 2 characters from the teams hahah :')

I don't think I can choose my favorite characters from each team, because in my eyes some teams are just groups of NPCs, I'm sorry 😭😭 But here are the most popular ones teams and my favs from them:

Karasuno

Ofc Sugawara is my number one hahah. I love his personality <3 He's funny, trustworthy and expresses love through violence xD

I really respect him for being able to back down when needed and showing full support to Kageyama.

Hmm who else do I like the most? Asahi is adorable :3 Poor guy, he's always scared, I wanna hug him

Nekoma

Kenma is in my top Haikyuu!! characters, so of course he's my first choice from Nekoma. I love intelligent characters and he is the brains of this team, and he is so relatable :')

And where is Kenma, Kuroo must be there too! Just…look at him… I love how supportive Kenma is, he's a great friend and his hyena laugh kills me hahah. Funny (and clever!!) guy!

Aoba Johsai High

Oikawa is my favorite villain hahah! (seriously, I love these memes when Oikawa is next to Sukuna in the top villains 😭😭) He has his flaws, he may not be the most pleasant character, but he is brilliantly created and his frustrations are completely understandable! He is extremely human (and childish)

And... Oikawa in glasses...

For balance, I also choose Iwazumi, because someone has to control Oikawa and no one is suited for that like him xD Another character who expresses his concern through violence :')

Fukurōdani Academy

AKAASHI!!! I spent over a year writing a fanfic about him and Sakusa (as roomates and besties) and it made him one of the characters closest to my heart. His fears and worries are no stranger to me.

And of course HEY HEY HEY BOKUTO!!! He's so funny and his emo mood improves my mood xD

Shiratorizawa Academy

Semi! It's emo Sugawara, of course I love him hahah. And in time skip he's a musician, so I'm totally crazy about him

Ushijima! He's blunt and clueless and I love it. He's funny and he doesn't even try :') And he plays in the time skip in Poland, so he's my guy :3

Inarizaki High

Kita! Come, on, he's perfect! And after he burst into tears when he got the captain's jacket… that did something to my heart.

You would think I would choose Atsumu because of the amount of Sakuatsu content on my blog hahah BUT NO hahah

...no, okay, I like the guy… mostly because of Sakusa, but I like him. He's annoying, he has a nasty personality, but I've invested too much time in him, so he has to be here

Itachiyama Institute

Oh my Omi Omi, my beloved Sakusa Kiyoomi!I love this grumpy guy, he says what's on his mind. And his germaphobic side somehow wins me over. He's another character I've focused on a lot while writing fanfics, so he's very close to my heart and I feel like I understand him on a completely different, closer level

His cousin, Komori, also has to be here! He's his closest (only??) friend and I appreciate him being with him (their dynamic is gold!)! And he's just a really cool guy

Johzenji High

I will exceptionally choose a manager from this team! Hana is great, she's really screwed with these guys, but she manages somehow :')

Date Tech High

Koganegawa is an energetic and friendly boy who looks like an angry bird! I can't believe that someone can dislike him

I guess that's it?

Thank you so much for the ask, it made my day (＾▽＾) I really like these interactions! Now we can officially bond more over Haikyuu!! hahah <3

Have a nice day! ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ

[sakuroo]

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Being Nekoma's Manager

Finding Out their Manager recently Self Harmed

Nekoma x GN!Manager

⚠️ THIS REQUEST MAY CONTAIN TRIGGERING MATERIAL⚠️

Warnings: self harm mentioned, visible scars, talk about mental, emotional and physical health

A/N: This is an Anon request! This is my own personal experience. I went off the ask as best as I could. If you a triggered by self-harm, please do not read!

Nekoma is such a freaking fantastic team!

Seriously one of my top 3 all time faves 🥰

And our wonderful YN is the amazing manager who holds it all together

So like would you be the skin of the human body then 🤔

Ok that's weird Tiffany 😅 moving on

Anyways you are the glue that holds our cat bbys together

Without you they would literally crumble

Who would keep Lev from getting lost?

Who would keep Yaku from killing Lev for getting lost??

Who will steal Kenma's switch so he practices?

Who will keep Yamamoto in check?

Who will praise Shibayama and Inouka????

WHO I ASK???

Kuroo and Kai have most of it in order but there is just something different about our bby YN's praise 🤚🏻

You work so hard YN and the team truly appreciates you 🥰

But you've managed to keep a secret from the team for a while

You can have your good days and your not so good days

Suffering from major depression and anxiety is not easy

While you are able to function normally for the most part

Being alone can sometimes can be a different story

Which brings us to today

The boys are gearing up for Nationals 🙌🏻

We are so proud of them!

Seriously they earned this 👏🏻

You are writing notes when you start to feel warm

You take your Nekoma sweater off

Forgetting one teeny tiny detail 👀

That is, until our resident himbo points it out

"YN hey did you get in a fight with a bunch of paper or something?"- Lev says to you as the team looks at you

At first, you are confused 🤨

Like what the hell is he even talking about-

Then it hits you 😬

The team at this point has realized it as well and everyone is just staring at you

🎶 when they look at me and I look at them and they look at me and I LOOK AT THEMMMM 🎶

Oof talk about awkward

But we have a very teachable moment here YN and we are going to use it 👏🏻

"Lev you idiot-" Yaku says before you interrupt

"Yaku it's ok! I should probably explain"- you say

"YN you don't have too"- Kai says, our considerate king 🥰

"I deal with major depression and anxiety. Sometimes when things get overwhelming, I self harm"- you start to say

"YN"- Kuroo starts

"I know I know Kuroo. It's not healthy but sometimes it's the only thing that helps or at least, feels like it helps"- you say

This conversation is getting too serious-

So leave it to Lev to change that completely 🙃

"I get sad sometimes too YN. But I usually just eat and that makes it go away"- Lev ☺️

Please he's such a simple creature

You 👉🏻😐🤨

Kuroo and Kai 👉🏻🤦‍♂️🤦

Kenma 👉🏻😐🙄

Yamamoto and Fukunaga 👉🏻👀👀

Yaku 👇🏻

You really can't do anything but laugh sometimes YN

And luckily you choose to do just that

"Lev it's a little bit more serious than just that"- you say

"YN how can we help?"- Kenma interjects

You look at him and shrug

"Maybe we could help you look into getting help? Or find another distraction from self harming YN?"- Kai says

"I mean, it's worth a shot"- you say

We all know it's not exactly that easy but it's always worth a try

"You know we love and appreciate you so much YN"- Kuroo adds

"Yeah, I mean look at all the stuff you do for us"- Yaku says

"Yeah like helping getting down the poles from the top shelf when Yaku can't reach it" Lev

You 👉🏻😶 oop-

Kuroo 👉🏻😐😐

Kai 👉🏻 here we go 🤦

Yaku 👉🏻 😃 Lev you better run-

While Yaku is chasing Lev, Kai comes up to you and asks you what you need

He talks to you about getting help and Kuroo promises to make himself more available to help with practice

You smile and give them your choice of gratitude (hug, fist bump, high five, etc)

YN, Nekoma would be nothing without you and they know it

So they are going to take care of their manager the best they can 🥰

[777cupcake]

I was wondering why I was annoyed in good way by Tetsurō Kuroo while watching Haikyuu! But now I know loll😭😂 he and Gojo Satoru has same voice actors he's Yuichi Nakamura! Lol I love how my mind just knows someone without knowing them! 😂💯

And i think it's been year to my last post about the voice of Haikyuu coach being same voice as Levi, and I think everytime I watch Haikyu I find out more! (+I feel like i should join Vollyball team although I'm weak as hell?!?! But yeah! It feels so cool whenever i watch it! 💖😆👍🏻)

[bubbleteaimagines]

Calling him by his last name prank (HQ Boys)

Haikyuu Boys Headcanon

KUROO TETSURO

“Did you have fun at your practice match today, Kuroo-San?”

He’s petty. He’s straight up petty when you call him by his last name, pretending not hear you even though you clearly asked him a question. Kuroo sits and looks out the train window for a while as you try again, trying desperately to hold in your laugh due to your boyfriend’s cold demeanor.

“...Kuroo? Did you hear me?”

Silence, again. He fights the urge to roll his eyes as he bites his lip, twitching in annoyance as you try again.

“Kuroo-”

“I don’t know any ‘Kuroo.’ All I know is baby or Tetsu,” He finally snaps, scoffing and looking at you as if to say ‘unbelievable.’ You can tell he’s playing it cool, but his eyes give away the fact that he’s actually quite hurt- and so does the subtle pout on his lips.

You almost coo as you see your boyfriend acting all grumpy at the use of his last name, immediately giggling and leaning in to hug him despite his protests.

“Y/N, don’t-”

“Awe baby, I was just messing around with you! No need to get all pouty and sassy Tetsu,” You laugh, snuggling into his side.

Kuroo finally stops resisting whenever you say these words, his shoulders instantly relaxing knowing you weren’t mad at him or anything. However, he can’t help but feel slightly even more upset because he genuinely fell for it.

“Yeah, well,” He pretends to wave you off, acting all tough as he looks out the window again. “I knew that.”

“Oh Tetsu-” You grin at his obviously pouting figure and shake your head, “I’m sure you did honey. I’m sure you did.”

——————————— ☁️ ——————————

BOKUTO KOUTARO

“Bokuto, can you come help me move this please?”

At the sound of his last name, Bokuto instantly deflates and starts pouting the minute it sets in. I mean, he doesn’t even give you time to correct your mistake before he’s storming into your room, arms crossed and lips jutted out.

“What did you just say?”

“I said: Bokuto can you come help me move this? It’s really heavy,” You pout up at him only to find your boyfriend is doing the same, his nose scrunched up as his shoulders sagged.

So, it wasn’t a mistake. You actually meant to call him that.

“...Okay.”

There’s an obvious sadness in his voice as he slowly moves to help you, uncharacteristically quiet. The entire time he keeps glancing at you with those big eyes, pleading for you to call him something else. But no- you stick to it and once he’s done helping you, you lean up and give him a sweet kiss on the cheek.

“Thank you, Bokuto. You’re always so helpful,” You praise him, but it seems to do nothing for his sudden sour mood. Grumbling, he hastily nods and then walks out of the room, a smile appearing on your face as you hear him muttering to himself.

“...Bokuto? Did I do something? Is that why Y/N’s calling me that?”

You follow him a few minutes later and find him on the couch, hugging his knees as he barely pays attention to the TV. He tenses up when you sit beside him, eyes hesitantly glancing at you. He figures that now is when you’re gonna confront him- tell him what he’s done wrong for you to call him Bokuto and not Kou or baby, but instead-

You’re smiling.

“What’s gotten you in such pouty mood, Bokuto?” You ask him, as if you didn’t already know. But you’re waiting for him to break, which looks like it’s gonna be any second if you call him that once more time.

“Baby,” He looks at you as if to say ‘seriously?’ and then hugs his knees closer. “We’ve been dating for too long for you to keep calling me that.”

“What- Bokuto?” You act shocked and Bokuto flinches but sighs.

“Yes. That.”

“But- it’s your name, is it not?”

“Yeah but not the one you should be using,” He suddenly whines, crossing his arms over his chest with a pout. “I mean... what happened to Kou? I thought you said I was your baby owl.”

He looks away with all small blush on his cheeks and you decide you can’t take it anymore. Walking over to him, you gently sat down in his lap and pulled him in for hug, planting a loving kiss on his lips before confessing.

“Kou, baby, it was just prank,” You grin, reassuring him, and you feel his mood shift instantly. Bokuto lifts his head up and searches your face for any lies, but once he sees your grin he can’t help but breathe a sigh of relief.

“You mean it?” He asks seriously and you nod frantically.

“Of course baby. I’m sorry I upset you,” You apologize, and you swear that you can actually see his hair start to stand up again. While you’re hugging him and apologizing with an endless amount of kisses, Bokuto is chuckling and then he’s back to himself once again.

“I have to admit, you had me pretty good there,” He told you, impressed. You smiled.

“Really? You know usually my pranks don’t work but-”

Bokuto narrowed his eyes. “Ahem. You didn’t let me finish, sweetheart,” He smirked, adjusting you on his lap. “You got me pretty good, yes, but now that just means...I’m gonna get you back even better.”

——————————— ☁️ ——————————

SAKUSA KIYOOMI

“Sakusa have you read that book I lent you? How did you like it?”

At first, your boyfriend isn’t really sure if you’re talking to him, even though you called his name. But after a few seconds, your words settle in and Sakusa looks over at you to see that you’re staring at him expectantly from the other end of the couch, not at all phased over what you just said.

“It was...good?” It comes out more of a question as he shifts a little uncomfortably, sitting up a little straighter while he continues to stare at you.

“Oh? Just good huh?” You raise an eyebrow and decide to bait him a little more, since his initial reaction didn’t really show anything. “Maybe I should show you some of my notes, Sakusa. You could dig a little deeper- there’s a lot to uncover in those books.”

“...Yeah.”

So it wasn’t an accident. Once again, Sakusa looks over at you but you’re showing no signs of being mad or irritated at him. So then- why did you call his last name- twice?

“Sakusa?” You notice he’s staring and do everything you can to hide your smirk, feigning curiosity as you tilt your head. “Something wrong? Why do you keep staring at me like that?”

It takes a few seconds for him to respond, a small scoff leaving his lips as he does so, but nevertheless Sakusa sits back on the couch and gives you a quiet, “It’s Omi,” while not being able to look you in the eyes.

“...I’m sorry? What was that?”

“I said it’s Omi,” He clears his throat and speaks a little louder, lifting his head just enough to see the little blush on his face. You nearly melt. “You just...you called me Sakusa three times in a row. That’s not my name. To you...it’s Omi. You always call me that.”

You feel like literally awing as your boyfriend shifts shyly, finally admitting that he does like being called that. Not being able to contain your excitement, you squeal and quickly crawl your way over to him, planting yourself in his lap and giving him a sweet kiss.

“Awe, you mean it Omi? I thought you said you didn’t like it when I called you that.”

“Yeah, well,” His cheeks go a shade darker and you can’t stop yourself from grinning at his adorableness. You can tell it took a lot for him to admit it so you decide not to tease him, instead peppering his face with kisses and giggling.

“Well, if it bothers you that much then I’ll stick to calling you Omi. I promise,” You beam at him and Sakusa reluctantly takes your outstretched pinky, intertwining it with his own before brining your hands up and kissing yours.

“Good. You better,” He chuckles. “And...”

“I know, I know. Not a single word to the boys about this.”

“Correct.”

“....”

- “Not even Hinata?”

“Y/N!”

——————————— ☁️ ——————————

MIYA ATSUMU

“Miya-”

“Oh shit.”

The word isn’t even fully out of your lips before Atsumu is freezing up, pausing the movie to look at your surprised face frantically. He instantly turns his body towards you, an apologetic look on his face before you can even blink.

“Babe- whatever yer about to say, I can explain.”

“Miya, what the hell are you talking about?”

You sit up straight and face his panicking figure, genuinely confused by his behavior. “All I said was-”

“Miya. Ya never call me that unless I’m in trouble,” Atsumu says, and while he’s not wrong you’re beginning to wonder why exactly he was freaking out so much.

“Okay...but if I just said it as a prank...and you’re acting this way...” You narrow your eyes suspiciously. “Atsumu, is there anything you wanna tell me?”

He’s visibly nervous as he looks at you, sweat beginning to break on his face. He darts his eyes from you, to his phone, and then back to you, silently contemplating on whether or not he should tell the truth.

“Okay,” Atsumu decides to clear his conscious and finally come clean, hesitantly picking up his phone and unlocking it. “So...ya remember that um, stuff, ya had like three weeks ago? That went missing?”

You paused. “...You mean all of my Yakisoba that you swore you had nothing to do with?”

Atsumu gulped. “Look- babe- I’m not trying to make excuses, okay? But ya gotta understand that I’m a big guy and sometimes when I come home from practice I’m just so hungry that I- AH!”

“You asshat!”

Atsumu is cut off from his confession when you suddenly lunge at him, grabbing a pillow to smack his face as you straddle him and pin him down. “You told me that the damn neighbors dog ate it, Atsumu! Had me all worried at the vet, wondering if they were gonna sue us-”

“Okay, that is an exaggeration, they didn’t even find anythin’-”

“Well yeah! That’s cause you ate it asshole!” Atsumu yelps as you land a practically good blow and quickly grabs your waist to flip you over and reverse the roles.

Now, you’re the one under him, glaring at his sheepish face as he pins your wrists.

“Alright alright! ‘M sorry, okay?! But I was really hungry and yer were bein stingy with yer food-!”

“Stingy-?!” You gasped at his audacity. “Tsumu, I damn near gave you half before you devoured the rest!”

“Well I was a hungry, okay?! Yer can’t blame a man for eatin,” He said, and you huffed as you stared into his clearly non-regretful eyes.

“Oh, I sure can!” You narrow your eyes at him, “You’re gonna replace my Yakisoba as soon as you let me go! And, you’re gonna bake me some brownies, too!”

“I- what- brownies?!”

“Yes! With sprinkles on top!” You shout.

“Sprinkles?! That doesn’t even go together!” Atsumu cried.

“So? You ate my food, Atsumu! And if you want this relationship to survive, you’ll listen carefully and do exactly as I say.”

Later that night, you munched happily on your sprinkle-covered brownies while Atsumu stared bitterly at the finished Yakisoba in front of you. His ramen noodles sat unfinished and cold in front of him, a punishment and a reminder that you never, ever ever steal food from Y/N.

And he definitely learned his lesson.

[dokifluffs]

What Makes Him Weak for His Kid(s) | Kita, Kenma, Atsumu

genre: soft fluffy goodness tehe, domestic

author’s note: more kita content tehe 

Oikawa, Daichi, Bokuto // Iwaizumi, Tsukishima, Sakusa // Kageyama + Hinata + Ushijima, Aran, Osamu // Kuroo, Suna + Akaashi 

gif from @rivaillerose​

Kita: timeskip kita!

When they hold their baby as they sleep and they grab onto their finger. It’s his favorite thing to do every now and then at night when he can’t sleep. And although these nights were rare, it was quite nice sometimes. He could think. It was like he could experience life alongside others although they were asleep. Stepping into his kid’s nursery, he would lower the gate, kneeling bedside them as they slept. He had seen kids and babies, but knowing that the one before him was his kid, it was different. He was in awe at how small they were. How much they would grow to one day be his size or bigger. This little life before him came from you and him. He would rest his chin on his arms folded on the edge of the little bed, running his fingers along their chubby little arms. Retracting his finger whenever they would stir but most of the time, it’s like they could feel and know that it was shinsuke. They would grab onto his finger as they slept, melting him right there. Their fingers were wrapped around his finger but they had him wrapped around their little finger.

gif from @rivaillerose​

Kenma: 

like when a kitten clings to clothes, he adores his daughters’s habit of holding onto his clothes or hand or finger whenever he holds onto him when sleeping like. She’s so smol?? And she’s holding onto him? While sleeping?? Omg adorable. The pictures on his phone are mostly of her and just videos and such of her and he has literally so much stuff of her. Her small hands doing the best she could to hold on and the act that you’ve tried to take her off of him and it just resulted in cries and whines, he honestly kinda felt smug like hell yeah. I’m the chosen parent. It just fascinated him like. He was a father. To. This. Child. And said child was literally clinging onto him like a kitten and baby koala as she slept. Don’t even get him started on when she nuzzles. It’s so precious when he sees, hearing her little coos as she sleeps. There’s even moments on stream, not all the time of course, where he just pauses in between games as he takes a breather and ends up staring at her in the baby carrier on his chest. There’s literally video compilations of those times made by his fans.

gif from @rivaillerose​

Atsumu: 

crying baby/ babies -> panic for him. Especially for his babies. He never wants to see them so upset or uncomfortable. It even made him teary eyes when his kid(s) were born and they came out crying. He wanted to just wrap them up and keep them warm and safe in his arms. He didn’t want anything to happen to his babies 🥺. If he just got home or out the shower and hears his baby crying? He will drop everything and get to them ASAP and soothe their cries, holding them in his arms, bouncing as he moved side to side beside the crib or anywhere else. Now, the cutsie kind of things, like once you playfully smack his arm and his baby sees, which was the point to see their reaction, his baby started crying, their hands moving to where you smacked him. Omg his heart was doing flips. It was enough to make him teary (like when kita left him goodies in the locker room when he was sick). He would hold his babies close, rubbing their backs, kissing the top of their heads, doing everything in his power to soothe them.

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[fabricated-misslieness]

pairing: bokuto, iwaizumi, kageyama, kuroo, miya twins, and ushijima x shorter manager male reader

req: yes | cw: suggestive | 16+

alex: MOST OF THE TALL THIGH GUYS IN HAIKYUU SIMP FOR THE SHORTER MALE MANAGER AFTER THEY FOUND OUT HE LIKES BIG THIGHS(and tits and all that) WHILE THEY TRY TO MAKE THEIRS LOOK BIG AND JUICY????

hcs of tall boys simping for a shorter manager because they like thicc body parts

a/n: i didn’t mention this because i did want to write it, but alex, reqs were closed. unless you suggested this for 1.5k, in which case, just why?

Introduction

A volleyball training camp consisting of some of Japan’s most prominent high schools. Chaotic, right?

Well, many schools came: Aoba Johsai, Fukurodani, Nekoma, Inarizaki, Itachiyama, and Shiratorizawa.

These training camps often led to the teams’ managers getting to know each other better and bonding. And as Itachiyama’s manager, even if most of them were girls, you were no exception.

Which meant, while all the managers collectively did their manager duties like refilling water bottles, you talked.

And, for some reason, the topic of boys came along and what ‘type’ of boy they liked.

You see, the girls were nice. They looked for personalities, rather than body parts - most of them anyway.

You on the other hand, well, you loved thick boys.

Prominent man boobs, thick thighs, fat asses.

“Is that… why you became a manager?”

“Is that why you don’t hand out towels?”

Unbeknownst to you, and the girls, a few people were eavesdropping on you.

 

Bokuto

“I’d say that fits your description, right Bokuto?” Konoha playfully elbowed him on the chest, but the ace wasn’t paying attention. “Eh, Bokutooo? You there?”

He was not, in fact, there.

He really had no plan to charm you at all. If he already had these traits, surely your eyes would drift off to him, right?

But obviously, he subconsciously starts showing off more when you’re watching his match.

He starts glancing at you every time he scores a point. Slowly, glances turn into looks that ask for praise, like a puppy; and then looks turn into verbal “Did you see that (y/n)?!”

You don’t know when or why he started fixating on you, but you certainly weren’t complaining.

Thanks to your praise, Bokuto slowly starts getting more comfortable around you. Then, one day after he scores the game winning point, he runs over to you.

Before you know it, he’s pulled you into a hug.

“WOO (Y/N), DID YOU SEE THAT?!”

But you don’t reply, because 1) you can’t with your face smushed against man boobies, and 2) this is heaven.

Bokuto’s confused, of course, until he realizes your hands on his thighs.

He only laughs it off, until Komori comes. Behind the libero is a possessive looking Sakusa and a scary Iizuna. Komori’s about to spew some protective comment like, “hands of our manager” but you stop him.

The will to stay in this bear hug is stronger than the boobies giving you an inability to speak. “Let me have this, Komori.”

“Ah, right, you like this kind of stuff.” The libero laughs, slowly nudging Sakusa and Iizuna away. 

“What’s this kind of stuff?”

“You, hot stuff.”

 

Iwaizumi

“Iwa-chan, you’re not gonna leave me for him, righ-?”

“Shut up, Oikawa.”

It starts off subtle, wiping off sweat from his face with the bottom of his shirt and making sure to expose his pecs. Though such a thing works when there’s no other thicc boy in the room.

Then he starts stretching more often, particularly his legs.

Sometimes, on particularly hot days, he rolls his shorts even higher up his thigh.

Slowly, as you start to talk more often, he does the same things while you’re hanging out relatively alone.

“Hajime.” 

“Hm?” He stops his stretching, looking at you curiously. You lick your lips, your gaze looking at his thighs.

“Keep stretching.”

He obeys. His thighs flex and stiffen, the stretching starts getting painful, but he doesn’t stop because he knows you like it. When you press a hand against his thigh, he lets out a low groan.

“Fuck, Hajime.”

Finally, he knows you’re absolutely enamoured with his body.

 

Kageyama

“None of us fit that description.”

“Shut up, boke.”

“I mean...you fit that description?”

Each time he knows his gaze is on you, as he’s in the back line ready to receive a serve, he sticks out his ass just that little bit more. Along with tensing his thighs.

Sometimes he drags Hinata to receive his serves somewhere within your vicinity. When Hinata receives it and sends it back to him, he doesn’t catch it. Instead, he lets it fall so that you can watch him bend over to grab it.

He might even shake his ass a little.

One time, when something accidentally falls out of his hands, you confront him.

“Tobio, you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?”

“Doing what?” He looks at you through his lashes - up for once, booty out and still bending over. Then he has the audacity to shake his bubble butt.

He smiles when you let out a frustrated groan. “That.”

“I still don’t know what you’re referring to.”

 

Kuroo

“Ha, that sorta fits Kuroo. Wait, Kuroo, are you-?”

“Yes, absolutely, yes.”

You know that extremely flexible receive? Yeah? Expect to see that a lot.

It shows off his ass and thighs and just- umph im such a simp

Unlike most others, he’s much more forward about it than others. He won’t outright say it, granted, but he’ll be more touchy with you.

One second, his arm is wrapped around your shoulder. The next, he’s pulled the back of your head to one of his pecs. 

When your team spots this, they rush over to get him to stop. At the forefront of the group is Iizuna. “Hands off our manager.”

Before you can say anything, Kuroo speaks up, “Last time I checked, (y/n)’s his own person. Besides, he enjoy this, right?”

“Yeah.” You don’t defend yourself from Iizuna, because hell, the captain banter is entertainment.

The two captains glare at each other with their competitive yet polite looks. Eventually, Iizuna falters. He can’t argue with you saying you like it, nor does he have the comebacks in him to talk to the ‘provocative expert’.

 

Atsumu Miya

The twins stare at each other, glaring as they usually do. “Dibs.” Atsumu says, and Osamu can’t deny that. It seems he’s missed out on you.

Just like Kuroo, Atsumu is forward.

He is also impatient, so if you don’t catch on the first few times, he’s just going to blur it out.

And that is exactly what happens.

Each time he tries to get your attention, he fails. A subtle wink sent your way, a flex of his bicep, bending and holding on to his knees after a loss penalty, none of them seem to alert you. They don’t, because he’s dumb and doesn’t think to show off the qualities that you like as much as the qualities that he’s confident in.

Which is why he’s here, in front of you while you take a break on the bleachers.

“Miya-san? Don’t you have a game?” You glance down at the court, seeing the rest of Inarizaki playing. They certainly aren’t at their best without their genius setter.

“I like you.”

Your raised eyebrow only taunts him, “And what brought this upon-”

“I know you like me.” He sits next to you, slinging his thighs over your lap. “Don’t you like these thighs?”

“I guess I do, ‘Tsumu.”

 

Osamu Miya

The twins stare at each other, glaring as they usually do. “Dibs.” Osamu calls. Even if Atsumu grumbles and kicks at the ground because he’s missed the opportunity, he can’t deny the power of dibs.

He’s much better at this than Atsumu is. He’s more patient and has no problem with playing the long game.

However, he doesn’t; because unlike Atsumu, he accentuates his qualities that you like.

He pulls up the bottom of his shirt to wipe his face, rolls up his shorts quite high, and generally does things that always have your eyes on his thighs, pecs, or ass.

He’s taunting you, silently telling you to come to him, so that’s what you do.

The next time you find him panting from a run, ass out and bent over, you confront him. Conveniently enough, he’s away from other people.

You make your presence known by putting a hand half on his ass, half on his thigh.

“Oh, heeey, (y/n).” He gives you an all-knowing look, paired with lazy half lidded eyes.

“You know why I’m here, don’t you, ‘Samu?”

“Obviously.”

 

Ushijima Wakatoshi

“I like thick men, the ones with prominent pecs, thick thighs, and bubble butts.”

Sure, he heard it. Sure, he processed it. But did he think about it afterwards? No. Did he connect the dots? No.

In fact, you’re the one attracted to him.

Ushijima is that one oblivious yet extremely suggestive individual. He does squats after practice, thigh-accentuating stretches, bends over without a single thought, this man is blatantly sexy.

You have to keep yourself from doing anything indecent.

So, it’s quite obvious you like him. Anytime he’s in the room, you’re staring at him. As such, Sakusa takes notice, and boy is he disgusted.

“(y/n), please don’t like him.”

Why? He didn’t want to let you date him, it’d turn you into a reminder of one of his most formidable opponents.

“Sakusa, I can’t help it.”

Welp, he’s doomed.

“(y/n), hey.” You’d never really interacted before you approached him. He noticed that you always looked at him, but he didn’t really think about it, nor did he think about why you did it. There were more important things to focus on.

“I like you.”

“Huh?”

He’s so dense, so oblivious, gosh. Good luck with him.

[imagines-mha]

⭒ haikyuu x exam season ⭒

Daichi- when i say he is the MOODIEST person when studying. It’s all fun and games until you interrupt him one too many times and he fucking explodes. Needs 2 chill

Suga- his goal in life is to be an aesthetic studyblr like this man will go and get iced coffee, order the prettiest stationary and then spend 20 minutes organising it for his instagram. As for ACTUALLY studying? He’s amazing at it. Literally the person we all aspire to be

Asahi- anxiety crams before tests. He does more than like 70% of his classmates but is always convinced he’s fallen behind on everything. Cries a LOT when he doesnt understand smth

Noya- another one who cries only he does it SO easily. Personally victimised by anything past question 1. Gets literally everyone to do his work for him

Tanaka- tries so hard he really really does. His handwriting is a mess and his notes look like something a 7 year old would do. Gets everything wrong but doesnt let it stop him

Ennoshita- did someone say pretentious straight A student??? Offers to help his friends just so he can flex his pretty notes and intelligence. Seems like he has everything under control but really? He cries like once a night in the lead up to exams

Kageyama- he doesnt have any room for anything in his head that isnt volleyball. Hes hopeless

Hinata- LACKS COMMON SENSE SO BAD. He’ll finally understand EVERYTHING but write the answer in the wrong place or leave out a decimal place in the exam. Stupidest mistakes

Tsukishima- he sticks to a study schedule like what? Who tf sticks to a schedule? Doesnt like to flaunt his grades around anyone who isnt hinata and kageyama, but akiteru and his mom are 100% the type to post his grades all over facebook like “so proud of my son !!!!!!”

Yamaguchi- the king of saying he hasn’t done much for exams, but then stays up every night til 2am studying. He HATES people having any expectations of him so keeps all his preparation secret lmao.

Kuroo- hes smart and he flaunts it so bad. 100% a teacher's pet, especially for science. Around exam season he lives in the library. Motivates kenma to study with him too tho hes so supportive

Kenma- hes naturally smart, which is like 70% of the reason his grades are good bc he does NOT study. Leaves it all to the night before/ when hes with his friends in the library but other than that nope he doesnt have energy

Lev- doesn't fully register he’s taking a test until he’s 3 questions in and hasn’t written a single word. Then he starts panicking.

Bokuto- he goes through the 5 stages of grief every single time he has to study. Gets frustrated as hell when he cant understand something, gets distracted by everything, a mess. Always leads to him slamming his textbook shut and sulking for an hour

Akaashi- the only one in fukurodani who actually spreads his studying out over the year so he doesnt have to cram. He has pretty notes and diagrams but still gets so stressed smh

Konoha- “yeah ill study in ten minutes” *cue him 6 hours later only starting* studies mostly at night and doesnt care about grades , yet still manages to score really good on every test

Oikawa- if this man is anything he’s dedicated. Actually finds balance between volleyball and studying when exam season’s in full swing, but that doesnt mean he still doesnt overwork himself. Surviving on 40 minutes of sleep and coffee lmao

Mattsun- doesn’t take school seriously at all. Hes like “who cares im gonna die one day” “if i dont know it now ill never know it”. So fucking chill

Makki- tries to be like issei so bad but it fails every time. He’s like “yeah who cares about biology anyway lmao”. He is a liar. He cried for 2 hours over biology last night smh. Biology is actually his number one care.

Iwa- naturally smart and follows a routine. The only healthy studier in seijoh tbh. Motivates his friends so much though hes the only reason mattsun and makki pass smh

Ushijima- sounds pretentious but he doesnt mean it. The worst person to study with because hes so naturally smart and makes everyone feel stupid. Hes like “how do you not understand this? Its easy?”

Tendou- hes so average when it comes to studying i cant even explain it. He goes home and studies, has dinner, watches some anime and studies a little more, then just goes to bed? Never overly concerned about it but hes the best for calming nerves. Makes you really believe things will be okay

Goshiki- CHRONIC WORRIER OH MY GOD. definitely gets the shakes before an exam and almost has a fuckin panic attack every single time, never feels prepared but he really is. Needs tendou for emotional support

Atsumu- too confident in his abilities lmao. He’s like “yeah ive got this i totally know it” then acts shocked and appalled when he fails. Thinks he’s the main character, therefore he HAS to pass. He’s not. And he never learns.

Osamu- the slightly smarter twin yet still not exceptional in any way. Doesnt really care about grades, he knows there’s more to life but still studies enough to pass

Kita- hello mr “whats a failing grade”. Never stresses and never fails. Actually the top of his class in basically everything. Manages to study and still find time for hobbies.

Aone- i am convinced a hug from him would get me through exam season every single year. Another person who just? Doesnt stress? Follows a routine and doesnt mind if he doesnt know something in the test. wow

Futakuchi- “i dont care about exams at all fuck them” *gets 53% and cries*. He doesnt have the patience to study and feels betrayed when all his friends actually do the work

Koganegawa- hes like hinata only he actually passes most of the time. Works SO hard and gets so happy when it pays off!! Always treats himself to mcdonalds after an exam thats self love babie

Terushima- you need to be cautious around this man. He’ll spend every night of exam season partying and ignoring any responsibility, yet still come out with 100% in everything. Where does he find the time? How does that work? What the fuck?

[monitsou]

TELLING THEM TO PICK YOU UP AFTER A LONG TIRING DAY

characters: iwaizumi, atsumu, suna, kuroo

warnings: none !

post note: i think this was similar to my last post but i just did this yesterday bc i was feeling down so might as well post it lmfao, and reblogs are highly appreciated!

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

despite iwaizumi always reminding himself to never stay up late to get a good night sleep, he wouldn’t let you stay up all night with such a heavy heart, he just loves you too much for that. so he immediately grabbed his keys and the next thing you know is he’s infront of you in his sweats, you could even see how concerned he is but he feels like opening his mouth wouldn’t help at all. “you okay?” he still questions as he held your hand and rubbed it with his thumb, “yeah, just want some food.” he stares at you for a second and raised an eyebrow. “are you really okay?” you nodded with a sweet smile that surely reassured his worry. he dragged you to his car and before he opens the door for you, “you sure?” “i am! stop worrying and let’s get food.” “alright alright, we’ll get some food.”

ATSUMU MIYA 

atsumu instantly called you as soon as he saw your text and let me tell you that baby boy was worried as hell. he arrives at your house in about 10 minutes and as soon as he sees you, he gave you a big hug along with a kiss on the top of your head, “ma angel okay?” he says while giving you back rubs, already feeling much better from his gentle touch. he can already sense you lying when he saw you nodding, so he leaned down to your eye level and gave you the warmest smile before giving you a peck “don’t ya’ lie to me, i know when ma’ baby’s not feeling well!” and he does, that’s why he got all things planned from the start to distract you from things. food? a late night drive? cuddles? — you name it, and it’s all yours.

SUNA RINTARO

after a year of being suna’s lover, he can’t deny the fact that he still gets all bothered whenever you had a personal problem. he doesn’t want to say things that would overboard, and a hell no to making you feel even worse. so that causes suna to always make sure when he’s needed to be distant, quiet or to be a boyfriend that gives his significant other the moral support you needed. he then texted you that he’ll arrive in a few minutes, and when he did, he gives you a soft kiss on your cheek, “want to go somewhere?” he ask, putting his heavy arm around the back of your neck as he leans his head to your shoulder. “the nearby sea would be nice,” suna smiled and returned his gaze to you, “okay, and ice cream?” “yep, definitely need some ice cream.”

KUROO TETSURO

kuroo woke up by hearing the familiar notification he always hear and groaned in annoyance thinking it was his boss once again. but his expression soon soften when your name popped up on his lock screen with a particular message. he decided to call you just so you know he’ll be arriving soon, “love hey - yeah i’ll arrive in a short while okay? alright i love you.” he grabbed his coat and an extra jacket for you to wear incase you forget yours, and decided to stop by the convenience store to pick up some of your comfort food that he always took note of. later on, he’s at the front of your house and gave him a curious look of what he’s holding. “hey.”  he smiled as you came right into his arms for his warmth, slightly being overwhelmed by the fact that he was the only person you would always rely on. “thank you for showing up.” “no need to thank me for that, and oh - i brought you your favorite snacks though.” he chuckled as you stared at him like you were about to tear up. he took the opportunity to bring his hand to your cheek, caressing it gently, “you know that i love you right?” “you already said that on the phone.” you teased, “yeah? and i’ll say it a thousand times more.” he then kisses the tip of your nose, and dragging you to the car to atleast enjoy your time with him until dawn. 

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