#more because they missed out on skibidi toilet and rizz
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R.I.P un-traumatized lark and sparrow, you wouldve loved the term what the sigma
#its such a shame that they yknow. ended the world and whatever#not because of any tragic family trauma reason#more because they missed out on skibidi toilet and rizz#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads s1#lark oak#sparrow oak#lark and sparrow#oak twins#lark oak garcia#sparrow oak garcia#henry oak#darryl wilson#glenn close#ron stampler#dndads s2
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I hate Gen Z-A slang, please bring me back to the 1920s.
My name is Alastor, I come from the 1920s and here is my list of all the slang I know of this era.
(To be serious, I SERIOUSLY hate Gen Z-A slang and here is a list of everything I know.)
*Ahem-*
Gyatt - Ass
Rizz - Short for charisma, used to mean trying to win someone over
Fanum Tax - I have no idea, to be honest. All I know is that it's about a YouTuber. Some sort of taxation thing maybe???
W and F - Win and fail
Skibidi Toilet - (Please no I hate this, I practically break down and cry when I hear this, I can't take it anymore) A series about a head coming out of a toilet singing "Skibidi Dub Dub Dub Yes Yes" with surveillance camera and TV-head people (Vox I am going to kill you)
Mewing - An incel thing to make your jaw sharper (somehow), it's bogus. I see Valentino doing it all the time.
Furry - I get called this because of my ears. People who believe they're an animal, and end up dressing up in costumes to look like the animals they think they are.
Alpha - The leader of the pack based on debunked wolf terminology. I also get called that due to my ears.
Beta - Someone below the Alpha tier.
Sigma - I'm pretty sure this is someone below the Beta tier.
Slay - A term usually used by the gay community to others to say "nice" or "win"
Girlboss - Can be applied to any gender, used to signify feminine dominance
Queen - Can be applied to any gender, a combination of "Slay" and "Girlboss"
King - Masculine gender specific, a combination of "Slay" and "Girlboss." I get called the "Furry Alpha King."
Glowup - To make someone, a character usually, more "Slay" and "Girlboss"
Please do not correct me. Find it funny as you will. I will not be learning Gen Z-A slang, let me live the 1920s.
All of the events mentioned are real. I do in fact get called the "Furry Alpha King."
Please reply anything I missed.
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