#more at 9

[mpregeminem]

i ate early showered dried my hair changed the sheets brushed my teeth put my face cream moisturized my lips killed the lights and got into bed and let me tell you. my feet entering the cold new bed sheets felt like what that dude from american pie that sticks his dick in the pie must have felt

[jemtokall]

Short lived

[speakofthedebbie]

>talks val down from shooting up the Hotel so he doesnt ruin their Brand Image™

>immediately throws a hissy fit and causes a city-wide blackout when he finds out his ex-crush friend is back

[vomitpukey]

The former god of death, everybody.

Clearly, cult life is an upgrade from his previous position.

[shushposting]

Somebody told Vox about #viddies and he’s embarrassed

[primedayart]

BREAKING: local lady very angry at weather, yells at cloud

the cloud is a dragon

[kosmicsandshoes]

soongebob :)

spungrobbrt :]

[d-1hater]

I <3 having a sexuality crisis at 3am

[tomoyoo]

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[owchie-wowchie]

*lays dramatically on my farting couch* no, that wasn't a typo

[icarusredwings]

A quick shout out to those of you who are just SPAMMING THE FUCK out of my posts. And SLAPPING the reblog button over and over.

I was starting to wonder if I should stop yapping so much, but you've made me realize I should probably yap more.

[once-ina-blue-moon]

so I’m binging tma

[spoopieere]

Hey it’s 4:38am and I’m thinking abt :

How Jesse only cuddles Preston after sex. And one night when Preston only wants to cuddle, so he forces himself to have sex with Jesse. But before they can even get started, Jesse notices and asked what’s wrong. Preston just stares into space for a moment and then blurts out the most pathetic

“. . . Can we cuddle?”

-ever. He sounds like he’s about to CRY. and then Jesse just says “yeah” and then they cuddled to sleep, but proceeds to say nothing abt what happened in the morning WAHHHHHHHHFGHH.

Anyway here’s a playlist for them :3 here

[gangles-toybox]

Onceler is definitely my top babygirl right now but I don't know if Jojo is.

Only saying cuz I keep hearing he's 16 and obviously I don't want to say that if he is(granted I'm 16 myself but idk it's weird, I always simp on characters older than me, even just by a year).

Though that could just be fanon fodder but idk

Also ik babygirl isn't inherently a sexual term or anything but I don't like using it on characters who are underage. Idk it just feels gross to me personally

[mpregeminem]

i've found myself indulging in saying TONIGHT!! in my head in Carl's voice from aqua teen hunger force at various points of the week. i'll look it up so you guys can say it w me

[localguy2]

Local guy.

guess what Ya BOI HERE JUST CAME UP WITH A NEW ZANE HEADCANNON‼️‼️

okay here me out…..zane has ✨camouflage(aka the ability to blend in with ones surroundings , just like a chameleon ).

why do I think this you say….well if zane has holograms that he uses to pose as other people aka what he did to pretend to be clutch powers ,then why wouldn’t he use that ability to hide and appear invisible …just let that sink in

do you agree?

On absolutely I agree with this, he would be able to camouflage with his surroundings and I'm kinda surprised the writers haven't already acknowledged this

You know it also makes me question the nindroids in Rebooted

Those guys could literally turn invisible and they weren't even that strong as in most cases Zane was able to defeat them alone

And his titanium form is MOST definitely more advanced then them, and I assume he only gets more advanced as time passes by, so I'm actually pretty confused as to why he doesn't have invisibility already

(ig the writers don't wanna make Zane OP by him having an invisibility cloak and camouflage, boooooooo >:()