#more at 9

[mpregeminem]

i ate early showered dried my hair changed the sheets brushed my teeth put my face cream moisturized my lips killed the lights and got into bed and let me tell you. my feet entering the cold new bed sheets felt like what that dude from american pie that sticks his dick in the pie must have felt

[jemtokall]

Short lived

[speakofthedebbie]

>talks val down from shooting up the Hotel so he doesnt ruin their Brand Image™

>immediately throws a hissy fit and causes a city-wide blackout when he finds out his ex-crush friend is back

[vomitpukey]

The former god of death, everybody.

Clearly, cult life is an upgrade from his previous position.

[shushposting]

Somebody told Vox about #viddies and he’s embarrassed

[primedayart]

BREAKING: local lady very angry at weather, yells at cloud

the cloud is a dragon

[kosmicsandshoes]

soongebob :)

spungrobbrt :]

[d-1hater]

I <3 having a sexuality crisis at 3am

[tomoyoo]

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[owchie-wowchie]

*lays dramatically on my farting couch* no, that wasn't a typo

[icarusredwings]

A quick shout out to those of you who are just SPAMMING THE FUCK out of my posts. And SLAPPING the reblog button over and over.

I was starting to wonder if I should stop yapping so much, but you've made me realize I should probably yap more.

[once-ina-blue-moon]

so I’m binging tma

[beastrambles]

Am I disconnected from my practices now because I simply changed as a person and have gone down a different path in life, or am I disconnected from my practices because I have an avoidant attachment style, and like all other relationships I've had, distanced myself out of fear of commitment ?

[spoopieere]

Hey it’s 4:38am and I’m thinking abt :

How Jesse only cuddles Preston after sex. And one night when Preston only wants to cuddle, so he forces himself to have sex with Jesse. But before they can even get started, Jesse notices and asked what’s wrong. Preston just stares into space for a moment and then blurts out the most pathetic

“. . . Can we cuddle?”

-ever. He sounds like he’s about to CRY. and then Jesse just says “yeah” and then they cuddled to sleep, but proceeds to say nothing abt what happened in the morning WAHHHHHHHHFGHH.

Anyway here’s a playlist for them :3 here

[gangles-toybox]

Onceler is definitely my top babygirl right now but I don't know if Jojo is.

Only saying cuz I keep hearing he's 16 and obviously I don't want to say that if he is(granted I'm 16 myself but idk it's weird, I always simp on characters older than me, even just by a year).

Though that could just be fanon fodder but idk

Also ik babygirl isn't inherently a sexual term or anything but I don't like using it on characters who are underage. Idk it just feels gross to me personally

[mpregeminem]

i've found myself indulging in saying TONIGHT!! in my head in Carl's voice from aqua teen hunger force at various points of the week. i'll look it up so you guys can say it w me