#monstermaster13

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❦ "... 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓾𝓵𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓸𝓴𝓮 𝓾𝓹 𝓼𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓰𝓷𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓭 𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓲𝓭𝓷'𝓽 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀... "

Tove Jansson "Moominvalley in November" (The Moomins, #9)

❦ Post inspired by the account : monstermaster13

[jasper-rolls]

Would you please unblock me on Deviantart, Twitter and Furaffinity please? What happened wasn't my fault, it was MrDrawingLover's fault for harrassing me over one story that I did. I wouldn't do anything to me, please just unblock me already. If this is about me not telling you how old I was when I was joining the character tf server, i'm in my 20's, I was just too shy to enter it on the server.

for my regular followers: sorry, this is some shit that’s like...completely unrelated to anything you would be aware of. this dude has been harassing me on several other sites and i’ve kind of had it. feel free to skip past this post, or...if you care, ask me for more details, but they’re mostly here

anyway

nathan

i’m gonna clear this up, because you seem to have gotten the completely wrong idea about why i blocked you

i did not block you because i thought you were fatphobic for whatever reason - i’ve never thought that about you and had no reason to. i didn’t block you because of anything mrdrawinglover did, that all came after. the server had nothing to do with it - in fact, as i remember it, we told you that you needed to enter your age, and you left without saying anything. you didn’t have to say it in the server, you could’ve sent a message to the mods and we would have let you in, but frankly i’m glad in the end we didn’t, because the reason i blocked you and have continued to do so was entirely done by your own hand.

the initial reasoning for blocking you was how you acted in the wake of bernadonner no longer wanting to be friends with you and trying to make it at least be a clean break, because you decided instead that you wanted to be vindictive and write creepy stories where you...punish her for that. and don’t pretend those don’t exist because you deleted them or whatever - i saw the tepig one where you use her older username. this isn’t a particularly good way to act, even towards people you hate! it’s deeply creepy and unpleasant. this isn’t how you act when you want people to like you, it sends a message, and the message is “i am vindictive and i will punish you for any perceived slight against myself”. i saw the shit you wrote after she no longer wanted to be friends with you, and i thought, “hm, this guy is kind of weird and creepy. block.” and really, we could’ve just left it there.

but, no, you didn’t want to leave it there, because then you started writing this kind of shit about me and my friends. i saw quron. i saw the rants about me. i saw the weird...fucking, lyrics parodies that did nothing but creep me out. i saw the rants about mrdrawinglover, and the stories you wrote about Definitely Not Him I Swear, and the extended stuff about bernadonner too. i fucking saw you trying to report her to the discord reddit?? what the fuck, dude?? i saw the shit you posted on quora where you re-write the conversations they had with you to make you seem calm and clever and collected while they splutter hypocritically, and i saw the actual conversations they were clearly based on, which really don’t make you look so good, so obviously you’d want to re-write them.

and i know your favourite excuse is “it’s not them because of this minor detail that’s different”, and...man, if you wanna keep believing that excuse for you own sake, then go right ahead, but i’m going to tell you right now: master of subtlety you are not. it is painfully obvious who you are writing about when you write that shit, and it’s not cute either

and that’s enough for a block for life, but then you had to go and rope my boyfriends into it too? acting all simpering and apologetic and trying to butter them up, like they couldn’t just turn to me and ask “hey, what’s the deal with this weird guy?” like i wouldn’t tell them? they have fuck all to do with any of this drama, and i deeply resent that you tried to go around behind my back to them.

i am sick of you trying to evade my blocking you by going to other sites, i’m sick of you trying to harass me and my friends and my boyfriends because you have this fucking unhinged obsession with me. take a fucking hint. stop.

i don’t want to know you, and i don’t want to be friends with you, not when i’ve seen how you treat the people you think are your friends. you’re crying crocodile tears about how sorry and sad you are for what you’ve done, and then maybe a day or so later, if we’re lucky, you keep on being the vindictive little shit you apparently always have been.

that’s why i blocked you, because who would want to be friends with a person like that? i’m fairly sure the only reason anyone deigns to spend time around you is because you hide what an asshole you are from anyone new you meet, re-editing and re-writing and deleting the bad stuff to make you seem like you’ve always been in the right. if anyone cares to ask about the evidence, i have like...plenty of your creepy shit archived and capped. if anyone ever wants to know what a weird little shithead you are, i am flooded with evidence i can show them. you did this to yourself.

don’t talk to me. don’t talk to my boyfriends. don’t talk to my friends. stop contacting us. stop contacting me stop trying to evade blocks, stop trying to act like you’re really sorry when i know you’re going to turn right around and write some other creepy minific that’s Based on a concept, where the concept is me and my friends, and you doing whatever creepy shit you want to do to punish us for daring to slight you.

if you take one lesson from this experience - at the very least, just keep that shit to yourself. like if you have to write it to get it out, then write it, but when you post it publicly, you show your hand as to what a little shithead you really are, and its because you do that that i learned the kind of person you are, and subsequently have absolutely no desire to ever unblock you or have any kind of cordial relationship with you. you dug your own grave. you did this to yourself. the only way this stops happening to you is when you stop doing this shit.

now go...fucking, re-write this or whatever in an sad attempt to make me look bad. whatever you need to do to cope. but just know that you're only winning inside your own head.

[anoradraws]

I posted 391 times in 2022

That's 268 more posts than 2021!

64 posts created (16%)

327 posts reblogged (84%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@phantomoftheparadise0002

@monstermaster13

@danaykroydislife

@11cleyva

@retrogamingblog2

I tagged 304 of my posts in 2022

Only 22% of my posts had no tags

#pokémon - 80 posts

#pokemon - 70 posts

#dan aykroyd - 57 posts

#gengar - 50 posts

#bulbasaur - 36 posts

#guzma - 36 posts

#ghostbusters - 34 posts

#team skull - 30 posts

#ray stantz - 25 posts

#sun and moon - 22 posts

Longest Tag: 106 characters

#occasionally i like to tease my mother with an ouija board because of her own personal experience with it.

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Random meme I put together of how I got into this whole Guzma fandom lately.

20 notes - Posted October 30, 2022

#4

See the full post

32 notes - Posted January 26, 2022

#3

💘Heartthrob💘

I think my heart just stopped😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

See the full post

42 notes - Posted July 4, 2022

#2

Couldn’t help myself; I’m just so proud of how this bad boy turned out! You want to see the original, check out my deviantart!

44 notes - Posted October 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Stole this from Facebook. 🤣🤣🤣

53 notes - Posted June 22, 2022

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[takaraphoenix]

@monstermaster13 I got good news for you, because there is an indirect way to do this! Thanks to the new filtering system.

Unless the person has the most generic username that is a word you generally encounter a lot on posts, you can just add their username under the "Content you see" section as "Filtered Post Content".

I always do this with users who have me blocked, because it is infuriatingly annoying to try and reblog a post just to be unable to because the person has you blocked but tumblr is too stupid to just not put stuff on your dash that's from people who have you blocked.

Hope this helped ;)

Sometimes the block button just doesn't feel like enough.

Sometimes someone makes such a wrong, bad post about something you like and then leaves it entirely untagged so nobody who gets that shit put on their dash even has the option to avoid this awful, stupid take through their own blacklisted tags.

That's what tags are for. I get not liking a character or a ship, I even get having the need to went about it. but tag it properly with an anti tag, because you and your followers aren't the only ones who see your posts! your followers will reblog them and put them on other people's dashes.

You're in a public space with many people of different taste. Just imagine nobody tagged, imagine you wouldn't be able to filter out positive posts and GIFs about the ship you're shitting on and having to see anti posts about your ships. Use the fucking tagging system.

Hitting the block button just doesn't do enough. I need to double block. triple block. There needs to be an extra special block button or something. A "this person has shitty tags and an even shittier online etiquette" extra block.

[spook-central]

Yo i saw you reblog some of nathan/monstermaster13's stuff and wanted to warn you. On deviantart under the same username, he posts Dan Aykroyd transformation fetish fics, along with having a character that turns into John Belushi that he uses to rant about. Plus a ton more questionable stuff

I know nothing about that and I’m also not on that site and I kinda just wanna keep it that way, I’m here for fun and Dan content and I just reblog things that appeal to me. I have no personal stake in anything.

[monstermaster13]

I am going to say this, yes I get really uncomfortable when asked about my age especially when it's about RP content. To clear up the grooming accusations, I did not groom the person in question through the RP it was just in the context of the RP my charaacter was a character who was cursed to become evil and turned that person's character evil and 'killed them off' only to bring them back and well I did use said character without permission for a thing i wrote but i removed that character afterwards.

Said person who portrayed said character in an RP invited me to a mature server and did not tell me.

https://web.archive.org/web/20191015223023/https://www.deviantart.com/pakaku

As someone who is frequently subject to people bothering her based on people deciding they're skeptical of my age/gender/location (because nothing ever happens in Villa Las Estrellas /s), are we just going to ignore the fact that, for two decades, a staff member has (and continues to) get away with claiming he's old enough to serve as a reliable first-hand witness to whether William H. Taft could fit in the White House bathtub? Because I'm sure there are more people living in Villa Las Estrellas than there are people who today could be a great great great great grandfather if each generation had kids when they were 20.

Some places are RUN by catfishers. Sorry guys, but I'm out. I have a name to make for myself in Domotown. And people wonder why Monstermaster13 gets defensive when people bother him over unintentionally identifying with the wrong birthday. Considering Pakaku is a staff member, Monstermaster13 has the right to.

Hey, you never know.

[mr-wormy]

Vampire Louis! Credit to @monstermaster13 for giving me the idea.

[jasper-rolls]

a warning regarding another user

hey there - something a bit more serious this time unfortunately, as i and some friends of mine have something to get off our chest.

we have been harassed and stalked at length for over 2 years at this point, by a user who goes by monstermaster13 on here and most other websites. i myself have remained mostly quiet about this publicly, only vaguely referring to the events in question on a very occasional basis. we have attempted to report him multiple times to the authorities and moderators of said sites, and have largely received shrugs back, so this is our only other course of action - to directly identify him to others and lay clear how he has acted and treated us during this time.

we have written a document that goes into significantly more detail about the events of the previous two years and why we feel it is necessary to do this - to be clear, we believe he is not only a problem for us, but for others who become targets of his ire over deeply petty reasons, and this is why we would encourage not directly contacting or harassing him over this - just read the document, block him, and move on.

the document can be found here. it's quite a lengthy one since it covers a lot of things, but if you have limited time, the section entitled "The Events" covers our main problems with monstermaster13

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10pMs-Js3kH-0Gt8FvnxVTMw1wF2nnL_Cf--xR-BvK9c/edit?usp=sharing

apologies for the dour tone of this journal - i have a lot of exciting stuff i'm eager to get back to - i would just very much like to get this off my chest and put this problem behind me as soon as possible. if you take the time to read the document, thank you very much.

[jextyner]

Free as A Feline. by monstermaster13

[wackywildtvads]

I was looking up GMTV Continuity videos and I found this one which has a commercial for Haribo in it.  There is a cartoon kid TF at 4:09 and 4:18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN-Eh53-VjQ

MonsterMaster13

Wow, dude, I just saw this flagged on my YouTube channel.

Here’s a link to the ad you mentioned-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN-Eh53-VjQ

It’s very cool, and I like the TF in it. :D <3 I wonder how many others from Haribo are like this?  Queuing up..

[monstermaster13]

Corey and Oats in…

The Wacky Antics of Ratty (remake).

NOTE: You might recall an earlier story about the misadventures of a certain rat, and how he tricked his friends into letting him go on an adventure on his own and hiding evidence of his antics in Jill’s old house, well this is the remade version.

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Corey and Oats often went on many adventures together and sometimes their friends would get ‘backdoor pilot’ adventures for spin-offs, Ratty (an anthropomorphic rat friend of theirs) really wanted his own spin-off so one late morning after the duo had their breakfast they all went for a walk, the duo walked around with Piff, Mel, Tangie and the others while Ratty looked around elsewhere. ‘Ratty, we have to make sure you don’t run off.’ ‘Oh doodletoogen, you know I never run off.’ ‘Ratty, you have to stay with us.’  ‘Fine, i’ll stay with you.’

Ratty stayed with the group and followed them but decided to do something naughty by running around and separating himself, he ran down the street and over to the creek where he jumped in it and through the sewers - the duo dove into the creek and followed him. ‘Ratty!’ ‘Sorry guys, I just need to do and something.’

Piff followed Ratty through the sewers as the anthropomorphic rat surfed through them and jumped up through the toilet, while the gang all hopped down another pipe and they all arrived at Jill’s house in Earnoch Avenue. ‘Sorry to disturb you, mommy.’ Oats politely intoned. ‘But Ratty is doing something rattish and we need to keep him out of trouble.’

Ratty raced through the house before picking up what appeared to be a copy of Jill’s ID and Jill’s credit cards,  Oats caught him in the act before he jumped through the toilet, and they all followed him. Upon coming out of the toilet, Ratty made a run for it and headed for Peaches and Cream adult mega-store in Milford.

They all followed him after having lunch,  Oats entered the store with Corey and had to close his eyes because he was seeing things a sensitive horse like him should not have seen. ‘Mommy, this place makes me uncomfortable.’  ‘I know but we have to stop Ratty.’  Ratty hurried over to the adult costume section of the store and looked through all the costumes. ‘I’d like this sexy maid outfit, it’s for my loved one.’ ‘Don’t listen to Ratty,  Mr Adult Shop Owner. He is trying to trick you.’  Piff exclaimed. Ratty picked out a sexy maid outfit and a sexy banana costume which he claimed were for Jill. ‘Yeah, could you tell us about those specific costumes?’ ‘Well it’s for her birthday.’  ‘Her birthday is in December, Ratty.’

‘Well it’s an early birthday.’  ‘I know what you are up to.’ Aiyido the beholder responded as he followed Ratty. ‘What’s with the banana costume?’  ‘It’s a sexy fruit metaphor.’ Ratty quipped. ‘You and your double entendres and fruit metaphors.’  He bought some dungeon equipment from the shop and made a run for it before purchasing some lewd magazines. ‘Ratty, we can’t let Mel see this, she would be disappointed in you.’  ‘And not to mention Jill got angry last time.’ 

The gang followed him all the way to Glenfield, where they arrived at the Golden Lotus which was a plumbing/bathroom store. Ratty barged into the store and ran over to where the toilets were and he stood there laughing at them. ‘Ratty, you have this weird hyperfixation on toilets.’  ‘I know.’  Ratty asked the shopkeeper where the best toilets were.

He was pointed to a section with the very best toilets and he ran over to them and laughed at them all. ‘I don’t understand what is so funny about those toilets.’ ‘I think toilets are funny, that’s all.’  He jumped onto the toilets and started using it, making green gunk fill up the toilet and he farted loudly. ‘Ratty!’ ‘Oopsy, sorry.’

Ratty jumped off the toilet and laughed before the gang had afternoon tea before stopping him from doing any more chaotic antics. Piff was distracted by an oriental bathtub but he did not let that tear him away from the mission, and he swam through a maze of sorts while following the duo.

The anthropomorphic rat jumped through into another sewer maze tunnel, going all the way back to Earnoch Avenue as he jumped out of the bathrooms there and into the bedroom Jill was sleeping in.  ‘Help me put these things away.’ ‘Ratty, you told us you were taking us on another adventure that would feature us as lead characters but you tricked us.’

‘I know I know, i’m a naughty rat.’  Ratty chuckled as he handed the lewd magazines to Oats and Corey, instructing them to hide them somewhere Jill would not find them.  ‘This is obscene, you know Jill will find out eventually.’  ‘No she won’t.’

Jill was there, just answering emails from her friends when she saw Ratty instructing the others. ‘Ratty, what are you up to?’  ‘Wouldn’t you like to know, granny oldenheimer?’ Ratty quipped.  ‘Watch what you are saying, you rude rodent.’

Ratty hid all the lewd magazines and adult costumes but Piff told Jill that Ratty had tricked them, he told her that the dastardly rat had told them it was an adventure specifically starring them only to turn into a lewd ratty adventure. ‘I saw things no horse should see’ Oats added.

‘You should be ashamed of yourself.’  ‘I’m sorry.’  The duo along with their friends and Ratty teleported into another pipe that took them all the way back to their home in Nile Road, when they arrived back at Nile Road they all sat down in the lounge and waited.

An hour later they all had dinner together and Ratty went to have a nap in the bedroom, he went to go and think about what he had done, an hour after dinner they played games and Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish, after their fishing trip they had a karaoke session.

When their karaoke session was over they all hurried into the bedroom, Oats put on his pink night-gown as Corey put on his bat pajamas and they all brushed their teeth before heading back to the bedroom.

They hurried into the bedroom and jumped on the bed as they thanked Mel for their adventure and they all said goodnight, they all jumped on the bed and laid down, drifting off to sleep as they did so and Anglo turned off the light, as they drifted off to sleep they had sweet dreams.

And thus another adventure has come to an end but more are coming up.

[monstermaster13]

Corey and Oats in..

The Day After The Incident

NOTE:

This is a sequel to ‘A Sad And Painful Day For Mel’ which is more happy and light-hearted and as such it is more cheerful.

You may recall a little story that was about how poor Mel ended up spraining her left ankle and her left shoulder - well this is the followup. It was March 6th, 2025 and everyone’s favorite duo awoke that morning with Mel, Mel stumbled around for a bit and tried to adjust to her new temporary settlements, she gasped as she stumbled around a couple of times but she was able to get up by herself.

She was happy to be home with her friends and gladly not in the hospital like she feared, as she had breakfast with the duo and they all played around for a couple of hours, a big surprise came to her in the form of two new friends - two identical octopuses - one large mother octopus named Aquashia and one small child octopus named Darren. The group welcomed the new family members in and they had fun.

But the fun had only just started, as Mel had promised Piff something he had been missing out on the night before. ‘Piff, for helping me out and being a hero, would you like a fishing trip today to make up for the one you did not get to do last night?’ ‘Yes, me and Tangie would love it.’

“Very well Piff, my little heroic pufferfish will get two fishing trips today.”

“TWO fishing trips?”

“Yes, two fishing trips for a special heroic little fish.”

Piff was excited to hear this he’d get to make up for the lack of a fishing trip from the night before so that morning after taking care of some pets in Webkinz Next, they all went on a morning trip and Piff and Tangie caught lots of fish together and they celebrated as they had lunch.

Lunch was filled with fun and enjoyment as well and even when they thought it could not get any better, it did..as they all played together and sang along to some hit songs, and things got even more pleasant and heart-warming when Jill came to see her and comfort her - the two of them spent a couple of hours in Mel’s room, talking and reading the newest stories Mel had written at the time.

Mel had some grapes and spent a bit of time with her before Jill went home, things got really exciting when Jeemo arrived and they jammed to music. Which was followed by afternoon tea and an hour later they had even more fun before dinner, they all settled down for dinner as Mel discovered her left shoulder was healing up, she could lift her left arm up higher than she could when it was hurting.

The fun that evening got even more fantastic when Piff got rewarded with his second fishing trip with Tangie, and they all played together and had fun - they had a karaoke session that went on for a couple of hours. After their karaoke session was over, they all went into the bedroom.

Mel discovered her walking had improved from, it did not seem like she was hobbling any more as she caught up with the gang. Oats spun around as his clothes turned into a princess night-gown while Corey jumped into a pair of floating pajamas.

Tangie kissed Piff…’Piff, what you did yesterday was heroic, selfless and courageous, you proved you do have what it takes to care for others.’ ‘Tangie, I did not know a fish like me could have such strong protective feelings but I know all animals have that kind of instinct and some fish - like myself - can be extra protective.’ ‘Piff, you are a little hero and Belinda is proud of you, Mel is proud of you and so am I.’

Piff smiled as he and Tangie kissed before gathering everyone together to brush their teeth together. After that they all jumped onto the bed and snuggled up, they all thanked Mel for the fun time they had that day and said goodnight as Anglo turned out the light, and they all said goodnight to each-other and drifted off to sleep.

As they drifted off to sleep they all had sweet dreams of their adventures and Piff dreamed of himself as ‘Piff the Protector’, a superhero pufferfish with healing powers and a gift for helping injured humans and other injured creatures, and thus their adventur

[monstermaster13]

just to give an update, as far as i know…the Jasper situation ended on both of our sides although I think that he and his friends kept asking how old I am even though I already gave an answer proves they're either stupid or don't remember me doing it. For the record i think bernie only made up that grooming stuff about me to be woke because I don't remember doing anything sexual.

For the record i never did say i was forty and was aware that bernie was a teenager when she met me but keep in mind she invited me to a mature server and did not even tell me. Jasper privated both his twitter accounts and is possibly planning on shutting them down, and his main one was boring anyway, i only went on bluesky once and his accounts on there are just rehashes of his twitter accounts, i never used storygraph before and mostly just use goodreads, it wasn't until he mentioned storygraph that i signed up for it.

The only other accounts I know he has apart from tumblr are weasyl (which i rarely use), furaffinity (which is just where he posts his NSFW stuff and patreon exclusives), and twitch and youtube - and both of those he just does for gaming. So yeah, I can officially say my 'war' with him actually officially did end in 2022 after the document got taken down.

[monstermaster13]

Corey and Oats in..

Piff and Tangie’s Library Adventure

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Corey and Oats went on many adventures together as a duo and they had many friends including Piff the pufferfish and his girlfriend Tangie, both of them went on many adventures as a couple and even went on ‘dates’ for lunch and dinner and these were extra special dates.

On Wednesday, February 26th the duo and all their friends decided to go on an adventure. Their adventure began with a trip to the Salvation army in Glenfield where they met two new friends and adopted them into the family.

The adventure then continued with a trip to the library, the gang all made their way over to the library along with Piff and Tangie and when they entered the library they saw all sorts of books and Oats was very impressed.  ‘Come on Tangie. Let’s take a look.’ ‘Sounds like fun, i’m sure we’ll find a book that we can get behind.’

Everyone searched the library as did Corey and Oats but Piff and Tangie had the most fun as they searched for books about fish, Piff read some romantic novels to her and even used some magic to transport them all into the settings of the novels.

This was followed by them picking out two books about fish to borrow, which they did and they even used some magic to make their own adventure stories come to life.   They used magic to make their own adventures in the library and even made their own funny fish stories and even ones starring themselves as the leads.

Piff even wrote a romantic novel for Tangie that was about a samurai pufferfish and an empress,  he pictured Tangie in mind for the role of the empress and he cast himself as the lead male character.  ‘Do you like this novel, Tangie?’ ‘Oh yes, I like that you are the hero in it.’

A couple of minutes  later they decided it was time to go and get lunch so they followed Mel and left the library before heading out and hopping into the van, when they hopped into the van they all headed to Mcdonalds where they ordered some takeaway food for lunch.

They had a fillet o fish and fries with ice chocolate and soft serve for dessert, they all hurried all the way home to Nile Road afterward to relax and play games as the two new friends became adjusted to their new home,  Piff and Tangie had afternoon tea together.

An hour later they wrote a couple of new novels and played games, but not before they all got ready to have dinner.  They had some delicious food for dinner and played games as Piff began to help Mel with an idea for a story based on the adventure they had gone on.

Mel emailed Jill about their adventure and they all gathered together for a fishing trip with Piff and Tangie, catching many fish as they did so.  Afterwards they had a karaoke session followed by some cute and fun games to play, and when they all finished they did their nightly ritual.

Which of course began with a wrap up of the karaoke session,  followed by Oats putting on his pink night-gown and Corey putting on his bat pajamas as they all brushed their teeth.  After brushing their teeth they all went into the bedroom to relax, they picked out the friends they wanted to snuggle up with.

They thanked Mel for the adventure and they all said goodnight to each-other as they jumped onto the bed and snuggled up close, Anglo turned off the light and they all said goodnight to each-other,  drifting off to sleep and having sweet dreams as they did so.

And thus their adventure had ended but more are coming up, so stay tuned.

[monstermaster13]

Mainly all those Youtube videos to be honest need to be taken down, and those other people that mentioned me. Mister Metokur's youtube channnel already got taken down years ago anyway, Greasewizard - I already have a video responding to him and pointing out my side. The old mirrored videos of mine were ones that I was tricked into doing anyway, yeah the 'lovely bunch of coconuts' one that isn't there was one I talked into doing, the original rant against a stalker I made was one i was tricked into doing, as far as i know, it is no longer on ebaums. A lot of the other videos that were stolen from me are nicovid or were, and that is a Japanese site, I get a message saying it's not available in my country.

I tried reporting that one several times but since i could not read japanese. I was hacked by a group of people who posted lolicon/diaper fetish art in my Deviantart gallery and made me hyper paranoid that my account had been deleted, said user took advantage of mine by showing me a picture of an underaged person's privates - yes, it was that bad and I dealt with people who stole or rather ripped off my original characters in poor ways such as drawing angry eyes on animals.

Regarding Mr Metokur's video that briefly mentions me, that pretending to be a were-version of a famous dead comedian so to speak was a phase of mine that I am embarrassed to admit I did, I am very embarrassed about all of my older material, because I was trying too hard to be different than every other artist who did fursonas, the character was supposed to be a parody, but everyone took it seriously and thought I really wanted to be that person. I do not want to be John Candy, there was only one of him and I miss him every day even though I did not know him personally.

Greasewizard very very much made it sound like it was stupid of me to come open about my trauma and that it would only encourage my harrassment and some random people in the comments very much acted like they had interacted with me even though I did not know them, I know he did not mean to harm me but it sounded like he did.

All the grooming accusations were just because said people took roleplaying i did years ago way too seriously and I myself had been groomed.

[monstermaster13]

It is time for storytime with Bonzi and this time it is a parodic and funny dum dum story! Once upon a time in the land of the internet there was a crooked empire of an online dimension known as the world of the Daloli-verse, once it was a thriving place for online scumbags, now it was nothing but ashes and everyone had forgotten when Nathan had been involved in said storyline of said world (as they should, because he never was way) and within the seedy depths of Moron Barn and decaying remains of it was ghouls just wanting to go to heaven so they could die happily and they were sick of being brought back to life but the necromancies who were driven mockery, gossip, and unfiltered disdain kept bringing them back to life, Moron Barn had been nothing but a crumbling empire ever since its beloved cultic elder being known Terrance Ian Wamley was outed as a criminal for doing dirty things with his aunt, it had gotten to the point that even the ghosts of previous victims were wishing for the domain to die. From what once was a place dedicated to preying on the weak and nourishing themselves on tearing apart their chosen targets - there was now a cyber graveyard full of rotten ghouls, and and the only person who remained in this rotten decaying hellscape was Gerald—better known as MoccachinoGelatoJojo, he was a newbie and as such was not told not to dig up the past.

His latest obsession? Nathan, a quirky writer of monster transformation stories and an avid collector of monster figurines, he wrote about werecreatures, monsters, demons and even his own wacky friends which for some reason irked him, whether he just really had it in for him or just was jealous (or for other sad reason, maybe he just needed a reason to exist, he did not exist as a person, maybe he was just not there at all as a person, as are all antagonists)

“This guy writes about people turning into werewolves and lizard monsters,” Gerald sneered, typing furiously into a new thread. “And he’s got a whole video showing off his dorky monster toy collection. What a loser and lolcow ready for picking!” He pasted a link to Nathan’s video and hit Post. Gerald leaned back, satisfied. He opened the video for another round of mocking inspiration, smirking at Nathan’s passionate descriptions of his prized collection. “This one is a replica Freddy Krueger glove from Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge.’ ‘Woah, this lolcow actually thinks he has a real piece of elm street merch, how pathetic. ‘

But as Gerald clicked through the video, his screen began to flicker. The image froze on a particularly menacing purple gorilla figurine that looked like the Peter Jackson version of King Kong, its eyes glowing faintly. ‘What the…’ Gerald muttered, tapping his mouse and attempting to refresh his screen, only for it to show the same gorilla statue over and over. The screen went black, and a deep, theatrical voice boomed to him…’Hello there, looks like we have got a big dum dum here. And since I like to play with big dum dums, I am going to enjoy this one.’

With a pop and a cascade of glitter, the purple gorilla from the video sprang to life, stepping out of the monitor and landing in Gerald’s cluttered room. He wore a sparkling vest, a fez, and an expression of mischievous glee as he materialized near him and did a dance. ‘Hello there Gerald, you big dum dum. You look like you are about to cause trouble.’ ‘Who—what are you?!’ Gerald stammered, scrambling out of his chair.

“I think you know…”

“Know what?”

The gorilla bowed with a flourish. ‘Oh where are my manners? The name’s Bonzi! Genie, former spyware mascot, guardian of the weird and wonderful, and personal friend of Nathan and the lord and master of the internet!’ ‘Who is Nathan?’ ‘Oh you must surely know, because he is the man you have been mocking for his wholesome content this whole time, —the guy you’ve been dragging through the mud.” Bonzi leaned in, his green eyes glowing. “Seriously, dude, mocking monster stories and figurines? That’s just low. Then again you are a villain in this fic and villains in these fics only have one personality and that is unoriginal and annoying!’

Gerald tried to regain his composure. “Why do you care? It’s not my fault his stuff is cringe! And you're a stupid NFT.” Bonzi straightened, spinning his cane like a baton. “Oh, I care a lot, my friend. And you should feel bad for shaming him, you big dum dum!’ Nathan’s creativity brings joy to people and his fans like his transformations, even if they are weird. You? You just tear folks down for kicks and you are in the worst part of the online universe, the part of the online universe that should have been dead ages ago, I don’t know why so many sickos keep trying to resurrect these ghouls who need to pass on happily, but it is disgraceful, and hey, do not call me an NFT, you pathetic parasite of a human being! Time to see how it feels to be on the receiving end of some transformation magic!. Before Gerald could protest, Bonzi snapped his fingers and spoke a hypnotic chant. ‘Bad dum dums deserved to be punished, and you have been a bad dum dum. Bad dum dum!’ Purple smoke filled the room as Gerald’s body began to feel a weird series of odd changes ‘Wait! Stop! Do not do this, I am sorry and I am not just saying this to save my own skin like many villains in these fics!’ Gerald yelled, but it was no use.

His stomach gurgled and swelled up with fat as he began to feel really hungry, hair grew on his stomach as the buttons popped off his shirt one by one which made the purple gorilla laugh. ‘Oops, there go your buttons! Imagine your friends seeing this as you get fatter and fatter! This would make for a hilarious video and I would totally post it to my friends for them to see you get ridiculed and laughed at’, ‘Is this supposed to be karmaiac?’ ‘Yes, it is, my dearest dum dum!’ Next to this his arms swelled and broadened and grew hairs on them as he saw his hands enlarge, his fingers thickening and swelling, he looked at his hands and gasped. ‘My hands, they look so…’ ‘So big? Yes, they do. Perfect for a dum dum like you, I mean what human being would have a belly like that and hands that big, huh? None I know of, but plenty of dum dum were-aykroyds would, and you are one of them.’

He groaned as hairs crept up his hands and onto his chest and torso which thickened and swelled with fat, giving him a rotund body type that kept swelling and growing and pushing against his shirt, causing his shirt to slowly tear open in some spaces, he could not help but rub his stomach and make a series of of odd sounds, they did not sound like grunts, growls, howls or even yips - but rather giggly dum dum noises! ‘What is going on, why am I laughing so much?’ ‘Because dum dums are so silly they cannot help but laugh, which is what you desperately need.’ ‘But I am not…dum dum is so silly he cannot help but laugh! What the heck, did I just speak in dum dum talk?’ ‘Oh yes you most certainly did, it is your native talk after all.’ ‘But I have never been a dum dum were-aykroyd.’ ‘Oh but you have, do you not remember when you were young and Dumius took you in as one of his own? I remember it all rather clearly, as evil as you thought he was, he was actually helping you, helping you realize you were not made to be a human being!’

His body bloated up with more and more fart as his shirt slowly ripped apart, in addition to this his legs thickened and swelled, making it difficult for him to run away and even when he did attempt to run away, he fell down comedically and Bonzi laughed! ‘Oh you silly dum dum, always falling over and getting hurt.’ ‘I am not a dum dum, stop it, stop mocking dum dum!’ ‘Aaawv did the poor dum dum get his feelings hurt?’ he groaned as his shoes slowly ripped open, revealing his enlarged feet which were developing webbed toes. ‘Hey, stop that.’ ‘Stop what, playing with you? Oh but dum dums love playing. And you know that because you are one! You have spent your whole life being subservient to the wrong type of master, or rather the life that you pretended to have! You pretended to be human to your friends, your friends never knew you were not human. They do not know you are a dum dum.’ ‘But my friends would know if I am one, right?’ ‘Oh they definitely do not know that, and just be glad they have not found that out yet! You find that content like Trump rubber ducks and a lolcow obsessed video creator making videos about lolcows/victims commentating about their abuse to be funny, well it is not funny to people like my friend who have been abused!’

‘I did not know that he was your pal.’ ‘Well you do know and you should have known better. Luckily for you, said lolcow video creator is no longer creating that content nor has any memory of it - after all, he is a dum dum now and he got taken over by a dum dum spirit and he now serves Dumius too, just like you and it served him right for saying that Nathan would only bring around more harassment by mentioning his past, which was a dum dum thing to say!’ ‘Okay I admit that I did not understand Nathan has been through real abuse, I just thought he was trying to get attention.’ ‘That is alright, I did not know that Moron Barn still had members that were not transformed yet. You are lucky I did not have the ghouls come after you!’

“I realize that abuse is not funny now.”

“Of course you do, you never were into abusing other people were you?”

“Nope, dum dum does not remember that!”

‘Exactly!’ Bonzi crowed, doing a little jig as he spun around, laughing as he watched Gerald witnessing his own transformation, Gerald felt so embarrassed that he was liking the transformation and having fantasies about wanting his other former Moron Barn residents to turn into dum dum were-aykroyds too, as the only remaining members of that domain and the criminal organization it spawned, he realized he did not belong there, if anything he only pretended to be a human to hide his true identity and true origin, his true origin was that he was a dum dum were-aykroyd who had been abandoned when he was young only to be adopted by Dumius.

He remembered that Dumius adopted him and raised him as a dum dum were-aykroyd, yet his friends never knew he was really a dum dum were-aykroyd or that he was serving Dumius, so he had to pretend to be human in order to be conceived as normal by their standards (which he was anything but, being a were-aykroyd dum dum, he had the best of Aykroydian genes in him and he knew it, he had all the powers of a good were-aykroyd, only dumified versions). He felt even more embarrassed as his rear inflated, swelling and pushing against his jeans and tearing them at the back, giving Bonzi a glimpse of his shorts.

‘Ooooh nice shorts, I think Dumius would think you are very cute in those.’ ‘You are not supposed to look at those!’ ‘Oh am I? But you look so funny and cute in those shorts.’ Bonzi mocked and teased him as he produced a number of loud farts from his rear and he recorded several videos of Gerald farting on his phone and he posted it on his Youtube channel for all to see..’Now you will see what it feels like to be mocked and ridiculed for being an utter dum dum!’, ‘But this is not fair and hardly fun.’ ‘Well Moron Barn did not sound fun either. I mean abusing people for lulz and getting off on their misfortune does not sound pleasant at all, that is just dumb and mean spirited.’ ‘Dum dum is sorry, dum dum was just desperate for some people to interact with.’ ‘Perfectly understandable, and those friends likely did not know your secret and you felt bad about being a dum dum around them so you pretended to be human.’

‘True. Dum dum did not know any better.’ ‘And of course my dum dum knows nothing, he is a dum dum after all.’ ‘Dum dum only knows of Dumius, who is a good master and takes care of me.’

‘Of course and dum dum gets a lot of surprises too.’ Gerald groaned as his shoulders and back broadened as he grew to six foot one as his neck thickened and his face plumped up, giving him a double chin of sorts (and if anyone of you weight gain fetish artist wanna-bes are watching this hoping for fetishistic fat worship content, too bad you are not getting that tonight, so enjoy the nightmares you will be getting) as his hair lengthened.

‘Surprises? What surprises?’ ‘Dum dum gets all sorts of surprises, all just for him too including one very big surprise.’ ‘What very big surprise, could you tell me?’ “Your very own lulzy transformation into a were-aykroyd dum dum is going to be shown by me to everyone including your friends, it is the ultimate payback for you trying to exploit Nathan for lulz when he was just doing wholesome content. Now all those farts of yours are making you famous, watch!’ he showed Gerald the video he made of him farting while in mid-transformation, the numbers of likes the videos were getting were coming out in hundreds and people were even reposting and sharing it on social media for everyone to laugh at, for years Moron Barn had prided itself on performing sick and disgusting practices on its lulcows or ‘morons’ as they were called, performing experiments on them, worshipping them like gods and corrupting them into doing horrible things and performing sacrifices.

Now he knew how that felt, he felt awful, he felt like he had done something wrong…he realized that going after a harmless person who did nothing wrong was not right at all, he was just a dum dum were-aykroyd after all and he did not know any better (but luckily his master and only father figure, Dumius had taught him enough in terms of rights and wrongs so he could pick up the basics on what those meant!) and he needed someone to teach him. Of course that person to teach him would be Dumius the were-aykroyd master, who took him in and raised him after he was abandoned when he was young and how he was able to find himself getting along with him.

Gerald fell to his knees and began to sob asking…’Why do you act like I cannot do things by myself?’, he felt pissed off that he could not be trusted by himself. Bonzi crossed his arms, his grin fading as he looked over at him. “Because you are not fully smart enough to be able to do such things, everyone knows you are a minor antagonist, as a dum dum, you very much have a lot of training left to do before you can be as powerful as him.’

His eyebrows thickened as his eyes widened, one turning from brown to green in the process while his forehead elevated and his nose broadened and developed a cleft, his features shifting to look Aykroydian as his voice altered, sounding Aykroydian yet comical and funny. His memories and personality reset themselves, becoming that of his hew persona…’Dum dum remembers this now! Dum dum remembers you, Bonzi. You came and helped dum dum that one time!’ ‘Why yes I did, I helped you control your dum dum instincts and prevented you from harming anyone. Without your master, you need guidance and I am here to help.’

He looked at his computer, seeing his Moron Barn account and the information in general fading away into the proverbial oblivion, being replaced with new information and a new personal profile page focused on being a dum dum were-aykroyd, his loyalty to an online cult that did not even know his true nature had faded and all he needed was a master, Dumius to be exact. ‘There, that is better. Why were you hanging around with people who do not appreciate dum dums and swearing loyalty to people that would not even give you the time of day?’ ‘I do not know, dum dum does not know.’

‘Exactly.’ ‘Dum dum never knows.’ ‘But one thing I do know about my darling dum dum is that your master must be missing you and I can help you bring you back home to him.’ He used his magic to transport Gerald back to the were-aykroyd dum dum palace belonging to Dumius and oh boy was Dumius delighted to see his dum dum had returned!

Dumius was delighted to see that someone he considered a son was back and he was ready to take him back again, as the purple gorilla smiled because his job was done. Gerald was once again welcomed by the dum dum were-aykroyds, and forgot all about what had happened before (it was silly of him to try and pretend to be human anyway) and he became accepted for who he really was.

It was not too long until he fell in love with a female were-aykroyd dum dum and they started dating, they spent many nights together and eventually he proposed to her and they got married, they now live with Dumius in the palace and his wife now has several dum dum were-aykroyd babies that they raise as children.

And a happy ending was had by all and Bonzi smiled as he disappeared and flew off back to his spaceship HQ as all of the remaining members of Moron Barn forgot that Gerald existed before eventually being wiped out by a plague of dum dum were-aykroyds, and thus Moron Barn was eventually no more entirely, being overtaken by the dum dum were-aykroyd centric domains that were dedicated to the history of Dumius and his world.

Thus comes the lesson for today, do not be a moron on the internet or pretend to be someone you clearly are not because you will become a dum dum for real and it will be your real/true identity from now on!