#drmusic2

[monstermaster13]

Mainly all those Youtube videos to be honest need to be taken down, and those other people that mentioned me. Mister Metokur's youtube channnel already got taken down years ago anyway, Greasewizard - I already have a video responding to him and pointing out my side. The old mirrored videos of mine were ones that I was tricked into doing anyway, yeah the 'lovely bunch of coconuts' one that isn't there was one I talked into doing, the original rant against a stalker I made was one i was tricked into doing, as far as i know, it is no longer on ebaums. A lot of the other videos that were stolen from me are nicovid or were, and that is a Japanese site, I get a message saying it's not available in my country.

I tried reporting that one several times but since i could not read japanese. I was hacked by a group of people who posted lolicon/diaper fetish art in my Deviantart gallery and made me hyper paranoid that my account had been deleted, said user took advantage of mine by showing me a picture of an underaged person's privates - yes, it was that bad and I dealt with people who stole or rather ripped off my original characters in poor ways such as drawing angry eyes on animals.

Regarding Mr Metokur's video that briefly mentions me, that pretending to be a were-version of a famous dead comedian so to speak was a phase of mine that I am embarrassed to admit I did, I am very embarrassed about all of my older material, because I was trying too hard to be different than every other artist who did fursonas, the character was supposed to be a parody, but everyone took it seriously and thought I really wanted to be that person. I do not want to be John Candy, there was only one of him and I miss him every day even though I did not know him personally.

Greasewizard very very much made it sound like it was stupid of me to come open about my trauma and that it would only encourage my harrassment and some random people in the comments very much acted like they had interacted with me even though I did not know them, I know he did not mean to harm me but it sounded like he did.

All the grooming accusations were just because said people took roleplaying i did years ago way too seriously and I myself had been groomed.

[monstermaster13]

A lot of what that site says are pure lies, their forum thread about me hasn't gotten any relevalent posts about me at all (i'm Drmusic2-1) apart from screencaps from years ago and the fact the admin hasn't taken the thread down baffles me. I am sorry but that screencap in the recent entry was last year and I forgot take it down and I got called cringe and was told to 'to move on' by GamingNovice, the video was a repost of Mr Metokur's defunct videos by someone else.

please for the love of god i beg you stop linking kiwifarms as a reliable source 

[monstermaster13]

It is time for storytime with Bonzi and this time it is a parodic and funny dum dum story! Once upon a time in the land of the internet there was a crooked empire of an online dimension known as the world of the Daloli-verse, once it was a thriving place for online scumbags, now it was nothing but ashes and everyone had forgotten when Nathan had been involved in said storyline of said world (as they should, because he never was way) and within the seedy depths of Moron Barn and decaying remains of it was ghouls just wanting to go to heaven so they could die happily and they were sick of being brought back to life but the necromancies who were driven mockery, gossip, and unfiltered disdain kept bringing them back to life, Moron Barn had been nothing but a crumbling empire ever since its beloved cultic elder being known Terrance Ian Wamley was outed as a criminal for doing dirty things with his aunt, it had gotten to the point that even the ghosts of previous victims were wishing for the domain to die. From what once was a place dedicated to preying on the weak and nourishing themselves on tearing apart their chosen targets - there was now a cyber graveyard full of rotten ghouls, and and the only person who remained in this rotten decaying hellscape was Gerald—better known as MoccachinoGelatoJojo, he was a newbie and as such was not told not to dig up the past.

His latest obsession? Nathan, a quirky writer of monster transformation stories and an avid collector of monster figurines, he wrote about werecreatures, monsters, demons and even his own wacky friends which for some reason irked him, whether he just really had it in for him or just was jealous (or for other sad reason, maybe he just needed a reason to exist, he did not exist as a person, maybe he was just not there at all as a person, as are all antagonists)

“This guy writes about people turning into werewolves and lizard monsters,” Gerald sneered, typing furiously into a new thread. “And he’s got a whole video showing off his dorky monster toy collection. What a loser and lolcow ready for picking!” He pasted a link to Nathan’s video and hit Post. Gerald leaned back, satisfied. He opened the video for another round of mocking inspiration, smirking at Nathan’s passionate descriptions of his prized collection. “This one is a replica Freddy Krueger glove from Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge.’ ‘Woah, this lolcow actually thinks he has a real piece of elm street merch, how pathetic. ‘

But as Gerald clicked through the video, his screen began to flicker. The image froze on a particularly menacing purple gorilla figurine that looked like the Peter Jackson version of King Kong, its eyes glowing faintly. ‘What the…’ Gerald muttered, tapping his mouse and attempting to refresh his screen, only for it to show the same gorilla statue over and over. The screen went black, and a deep, theatrical voice boomed to him…’Hello there, looks like we have got a big dum dum here. And since I like to play with big dum dums, I am going to enjoy this one.’

With a pop and a cascade of glitter, the purple gorilla from the video sprang to life, stepping out of the monitor and landing in Gerald’s cluttered room. He wore a sparkling vest, a fez, and an expression of mischievous glee as he materialized near him and did a dance. ‘Hello there Gerald, you big dum dum. You look like you are about to cause trouble.’ ‘Who—what are you?!’ Gerald stammered, scrambling out of his chair.

“I think you know…”

“Know what?”

The gorilla bowed with a flourish. ‘Oh where are my manners? The name’s Bonzi! Genie, former spyware mascot, guardian of the weird and wonderful, and personal friend of Nathan and the lord and master of the internet!’ ‘Who is Nathan?’ ‘Oh you must surely know, because he is the man you have been mocking for his wholesome content this whole time, —the guy you’ve been dragging through the mud.” Bonzi leaned in, his green eyes glowing. “Seriously, dude, mocking monster stories and figurines? That’s just low. Then again you are a villain in this fic and villains in these fics only have one personality and that is unoriginal and annoying!’

Gerald tried to regain his composure. “Why do you care? It’s not my fault his stuff is cringe! And you're a stupid NFT.” Bonzi straightened, spinning his cane like a baton. “Oh, I care a lot, my friend. And you should feel bad for shaming him, you big dum dum!’ Nathan’s creativity brings joy to people and his fans like his transformations, even if they are weird. You? You just tear folks down for kicks and you are in the worst part of the online universe, the part of the online universe that should have been dead ages ago, I don’t know why so many sickos keep trying to resurrect these ghouls who need to pass on happily, but it is disgraceful, and hey, do not call me an NFT, you pathetic parasite of a human being! Time to see how it feels to be on the receiving end of some transformation magic!. Before Gerald could protest, Bonzi snapped his fingers and spoke a hypnotic chant. ‘Bad dum dums deserved to be punished, and you have been a bad dum dum. Bad dum dum!’ Purple smoke filled the room as Gerald’s body began to feel a weird series of odd changes ‘Wait! Stop! Do not do this, I am sorry and I am not just saying this to save my own skin like many villains in these fics!’ Gerald yelled, but it was no use.

His stomach gurgled and swelled up with fat as he began to feel really hungry, hair grew on his stomach as the buttons popped off his shirt one by one which made the purple gorilla laugh. ‘Oops, there go your buttons! Imagine your friends seeing this as you get fatter and fatter! This would make for a hilarious video and I would totally post it to my friends for them to see you get ridiculed and laughed at’, ‘Is this supposed to be karmaiac?’ ‘Yes, it is, my dearest dum dum!’ Next to this his arms swelled and broadened and grew hairs on them as he saw his hands enlarge, his fingers thickening and swelling, he looked at his hands and gasped. ‘My hands, they look so…’ ‘So big? Yes, they do. Perfect for a dum dum like you, I mean what human being would have a belly like that and hands that big, huh? None I know of, but plenty of dum dum were-aykroyds would, and you are one of them.’

He groaned as hairs crept up his hands and onto his chest and torso which thickened and swelled with fat, giving him a rotund body type that kept swelling and growing and pushing against his shirt, causing his shirt to slowly tear open in some spaces, he could not help but rub his stomach and make a series of of odd sounds, they did not sound like grunts, growls, howls or even yips - but rather giggly dum dum noises! ‘What is going on, why am I laughing so much?’ ‘Because dum dums are so silly they cannot help but laugh, which is what you desperately need.’ ‘But I am not…dum dum is so silly he cannot help but laugh! What the heck, did I just speak in dum dum talk?’ ‘Oh yes you most certainly did, it is your native talk after all.’ ‘But I have never been a dum dum were-aykroyd.’ ‘Oh but you have, do you not remember when you were young and Dumius took you in as one of his own? I remember it all rather clearly, as evil as you thought he was, he was actually helping you, helping you realize you were not made to be a human being!’

His body bloated up with more and more fart as his shirt slowly ripped apart, in addition to this his legs thickened and swelled, making it difficult for him to run away and even when he did attempt to run away, he fell down comedically and Bonzi laughed! ‘Oh you silly dum dum, always falling over and getting hurt.’ ‘I am not a dum dum, stop it, stop mocking dum dum!’ ‘Aaawv did the poor dum dum get his feelings hurt?’ he groaned as his shoes slowly ripped open, revealing his enlarged feet which were developing webbed toes. ‘Hey, stop that.’ ‘Stop what, playing with you? Oh but dum dums love playing. And you know that because you are one! You have spent your whole life being subservient to the wrong type of master, or rather the life that you pretended to have! You pretended to be human to your friends, your friends never knew you were not human. They do not know you are a dum dum.’ ‘But my friends would know if I am one, right?’ ‘Oh they definitely do not know that, and just be glad they have not found that out yet! You find that content like Trump rubber ducks and a lolcow obsessed video creator making videos about lolcows/victims commentating about their abuse to be funny, well it is not funny to people like my friend who have been abused!’

‘I did not know that he was your pal.’ ‘Well you do know and you should have known better. Luckily for you, said lolcow video creator is no longer creating that content nor has any memory of it - after all, he is a dum dum now and he got taken over by a dum dum spirit and he now serves Dumius too, just like you and it served him right for saying that Nathan would only bring around more harassment by mentioning his past, which was a dum dum thing to say!’ ‘Okay I admit that I did not understand Nathan has been through real abuse, I just thought he was trying to get attention.’ ‘That is alright, I did not know that Moron Barn still had members that were not transformed yet. You are lucky I did not have the ghouls come after you!’

“I realize that abuse is not funny now.”

“Of course you do, you never were into abusing other people were you?”

“Nope, dum dum does not remember that!”

‘Exactly!’ Bonzi crowed, doing a little jig as he spun around, laughing as he watched Gerald witnessing his own transformation, Gerald felt so embarrassed that he was liking the transformation and having fantasies about wanting his other former Moron Barn residents to turn into dum dum were-aykroyds too, as the only remaining members of that domain and the criminal organization it spawned, he realized he did not belong there, if anything he only pretended to be a human to hide his true identity and true origin, his true origin was that he was a dum dum were-aykroyd who had been abandoned when he was young only to be adopted by Dumius.

He remembered that Dumius adopted him and raised him as a dum dum were-aykroyd, yet his friends never knew he was really a dum dum were-aykroyd or that he was serving Dumius, so he had to pretend to be human in order to be conceived as normal by their standards (which he was anything but, being a were-aykroyd dum dum, he had the best of Aykroydian genes in him and he knew it, he had all the powers of a good were-aykroyd, only dumified versions). He felt even more embarrassed as his rear inflated, swelling and pushing against his jeans and tearing them at the back, giving Bonzi a glimpse of his shorts.

‘Ooooh nice shorts, I think Dumius would think you are very cute in those.’ ‘You are not supposed to look at those!’ ‘Oh am I? But you look so funny and cute in those shorts.’ Bonzi mocked and teased him as he produced a number of loud farts from his rear and he recorded several videos of Gerald farting on his phone and he posted it on his Youtube channel for all to see..’Now you will see what it feels like to be mocked and ridiculed for being an utter dum dum!’, ‘But this is not fair and hardly fun.’ ‘Well Moron Barn did not sound fun either. I mean abusing people for lulz and getting off on their misfortune does not sound pleasant at all, that is just dumb and mean spirited.’ ‘Dum dum is sorry, dum dum was just desperate for some people to interact with.’ ‘Perfectly understandable, and those friends likely did not know your secret and you felt bad about being a dum dum around them so you pretended to be human.’

‘True. Dum dum did not know any better.’ ‘And of course my dum dum knows nothing, he is a dum dum after all.’ ‘Dum dum only knows of Dumius, who is a good master and takes care of me.’

‘Of course and dum dum gets a lot of surprises too.’ Gerald groaned as his shoulders and back broadened as he grew to six foot one as his neck thickened and his face plumped up, giving him a double chin of sorts (and if anyone of you weight gain fetish artist wanna-bes are watching this hoping for fetishistic fat worship content, too bad you are not getting that tonight, so enjoy the nightmares you will be getting) as his hair lengthened.

‘Surprises? What surprises?’ ‘Dum dum gets all sorts of surprises, all just for him too including one very big surprise.’ ‘What very big surprise, could you tell me?’ “Your very own lulzy transformation into a were-aykroyd dum dum is going to be shown by me to everyone including your friends, it is the ultimate payback for you trying to exploit Nathan for lulz when he was just doing wholesome content. Now all those farts of yours are making you famous, watch!’ he showed Gerald the video he made of him farting while in mid-transformation, the numbers of likes the videos were getting were coming out in hundreds and people were even reposting and sharing it on social media for everyone to laugh at, for years Moron Barn had prided itself on performing sick and disgusting practices on its lulcows or ‘morons’ as they were called, performing experiments on them, worshipping them like gods and corrupting them into doing horrible things and performing sacrifices.

Now he knew how that felt, he felt awful, he felt like he had done something wrong…he realized that going after a harmless person who did nothing wrong was not right at all, he was just a dum dum were-aykroyd after all and he did not know any better (but luckily his master and only father figure, Dumius had taught him enough in terms of rights and wrongs so he could pick up the basics on what those meant!) and he needed someone to teach him. Of course that person to teach him would be Dumius the were-aykroyd master, who took him in and raised him after he was abandoned when he was young and how he was able to find himself getting along with him.

Gerald fell to his knees and began to sob asking…’Why do you act like I cannot do things by myself?’, he felt pissed off that he could not be trusted by himself. Bonzi crossed his arms, his grin fading as he looked over at him. “Because you are not fully smart enough to be able to do such things, everyone knows you are a minor antagonist, as a dum dum, you very much have a lot of training left to do before you can be as powerful as him.’

His eyebrows thickened as his eyes widened, one turning from brown to green in the process while his forehead elevated and his nose broadened and developed a cleft, his features shifting to look Aykroydian as his voice altered, sounding Aykroydian yet comical and funny. His memories and personality reset themselves, becoming that of his hew persona…’Dum dum remembers this now! Dum dum remembers you, Bonzi. You came and helped dum dum that one time!’ ‘Why yes I did, I helped you control your dum dum instincts and prevented you from harming anyone. Without your master, you need guidance and I am here to help.’

He looked at his computer, seeing his Moron Barn account and the information in general fading away into the proverbial oblivion, being replaced with new information and a new personal profile page focused on being a dum dum were-aykroyd, his loyalty to an online cult that did not even know his true nature had faded and all he needed was a master, Dumius to be exact. ‘There, that is better. Why were you hanging around with people who do not appreciate dum dums and swearing loyalty to people that would not even give you the time of day?’ ‘I do not know, dum dum does not know.’

‘Exactly.’ ‘Dum dum never knows.’ ‘But one thing I do know about my darling dum dum is that your master must be missing you and I can help you bring you back home to him.’ He used his magic to transport Gerald back to the were-aykroyd dum dum palace belonging to Dumius and oh boy was Dumius delighted to see his dum dum had returned!

Dumius was delighted to see that someone he considered a son was back and he was ready to take him back again, as the purple gorilla smiled because his job was done. Gerald was once again welcomed by the dum dum were-aykroyds, and forgot all about what had happened before (it was silly of him to try and pretend to be human anyway) and he became accepted for who he really was.

It was not too long until he fell in love with a female were-aykroyd dum dum and they started dating, they spent many nights together and eventually he proposed to her and they got married, they now live with Dumius in the palace and his wife now has several dum dum were-aykroyd babies that they raise as children.

And a happy ending was had by all and Bonzi smiled as he disappeared and flew off back to his spaceship HQ as all of the remaining members of Moron Barn forgot that Gerald existed before eventually being wiped out by a plague of dum dum were-aykroyds, and thus Moron Barn was eventually no more entirely, being overtaken by the dum dum were-aykroyd centric domains that were dedicated to the history of Dumius and his world.

Thus comes the lesson for today, do not be a moron on the internet or pretend to be someone you clearly are not because you will become a dum dum for real and it will be your real/true identity from now on!

[monstermaster13]

Werebelushi:

I call this...everything wrong with that-site-that-shall-not-be-named's stupid posts:

- You know, this is the only good post from these I agree on..seriously, Changed in itself is a fucked up symbiote fetishist's wet dream labelled as a horror game yet the only horrifying thing about is the plot and the fact it exists oh yeah and how creepy and overly sexual the transformation sequences are, seriously...'transfur or die' is pretty much just shoved down your throat over and over throughout and this game was only made because Dragonsnow has a symbiote fetish and tons of nasty fetishes he told the devs to put into the game.

- Calling Chucky a toddler even though we all know that Charles Lee Ray or 'Chucky' as he is called is an ADULT serial killer who got his soul transferred into a child's doll, the doll is made to look like a kid's doll because well...woudl you EVER suspect a doll of murdering someone? I think not.

- The CWC comparisons are out-dated now considering what has happened to THAT person.

- The forum thread in general only gets updated with posts that are from months or years ago or the person behind the post deleted the post or the DA admins deleted that post, so shouldn't the Drmusic2 thread just get deleted anyway?

- They harp on Nathan for doing a list of tropes he can't stand in roleplay scenarios and in general yet the only thing they can say is call it 'tl'dr drivel'? Honestly, I can't stand that meme to be honest.

- That Quora post was actually just from a month or year ago, yet you felt the need to bring it up? No offense but the Quora post was back when CombustingHerpes was a thing and was actually active, yeah that site is still up but nobody ever goes on it or visits it anymore, guess the members found something else to occupy their time like dank meme references only they find funny. Defunct? That site is still active, it just hasn't been updated since 2013 and obviously...yeah, I can see why.

- I am just going to explain it like this..Nathan stated HIS opinion on a fake review of Combustingherpes, Fake Serbian Douche attacks him for it and calls him a terrorist and claims that he is trying to bomb Serbian and accuses him of being a Balkan of all things, Nathan tries to ignore this guy, he shows up everywhere, the guy questions him for liking the Muppets (accusing him of doing nudes of them when it's just fanart made with Heromachine), and doesn't even know that Christopher freaking Walken's name is spelled WALKEN and NOT 'Walker', tricks Nathan into looking up a fake movie that doesn't exist, tricks him into going on Ask and asking about a fake movie, admits he wasn't even Serbian to begin with yet everyone believes him. What joke? There's no jokes in Combustingherpes that anyone who isn't in the MSG stoner demographic or in the dank memes demogaphic would find in anyway funny, pretending to be Serbian is NOT a joke. Other countries and ethnicities are NOT titles to brag about in an an attempt to seem edgy.

- You do know the post Nathan made on Similarworlds about being mature was actually just imported from the website it used to be on, right? And also since when does making fanfics make someone immature?

- Nathan isn't female and he doesn't identify as anyone but himself, refer to him as Nathan and not the name of the woman that you heard the daloliverse calls him as.

- Nathan doesn't want to drink Dan Aykroyd's blood or wear his skin, the character in-universe is a vampire and that was just a story.

- I am sorry but what kind of mandela effect did you imagine exactly? Nathan never said he actually identified as a werejohncandy, the werejohncandy thing was just a faux means of a roleplay account and he has done so in the past.

- Claims Nathan wrote an incest-fic despite not knowing what incest means...you do know that two characters who are not blood relatives sharing a room together and sleeping together isn't incest, right? Also what inter-racial subtext? I am pretty sure we all know apes do not in fact = African Americans, since you know gorillas have black fur NOT black skin, their skin is grey.

- Nathan did not make a character bi for the sake of mocking people who critique others for doing such things, no...actually he didn't, he came out as bi in 2019.

- Actually he said that in-universe non-werecreature shapeshifter characters get offended at being called werecreatures, only because only a handful of those characters are actual werecreature ones, i'm one of them..technically i'm more of a werecelebrity character, the fictional versions of David Bowie and Chris Walken are vampire or vampire-like, Trumpty is a Trump-creature but isn't actually Donald Trump, yes...the Forgotten Werecreatures cast are all types of werecreatures, Dan is a Were-Aykroyd, my counterpart is a Were-Aykroyd, and Growler is a weregrinch. Mel and Eucalyptus are part of a whole different race (they are koala-girls), Soo is a Pandaren, Oats and Opal are both anthro horses (yes Prince Oats is who Oatsie the Ponyta is based on), Holly and Hoofer are both anthro Clydesdales, Mimi is a Minionette (a race of female anthro-ized versions of the Minions), etc.

- What you think Nathan said: 'Weight gain where it's a person becoming a fat version of themselves are horrible but pig tfs are okay', what Nathan actually said: 'If it is just a skinny character gaining weight and eating like a slob it is not much of a change and also actually is demeaning, pig transformations and transformations into a species or character that is naturally like that actually make sense to have weight gain in them.'

- You do know those aren't diaper photos, right? Those are pants made for someone with a larger body type, not that Nathan is overweight or anything, a little stocky, but not short or overweight.

- These fools think CWC and Natalie and Nathan would make a cute pair...aaaaaw, ain't that cute? BUT IT'S WRONG!

- Nathan: The term you are looking for is being a simp, and believe me, I am. For the record, Aykroydology as I call it is NOT a fetish, it is a way of life. And you better not question it, just be glad i'm not a Were-Aykroyd right now.

- Nathan never claimed that his weregrinch fursona/oc was original, after all the character is a character who is a fanmade character for a series of fics he did based on the Saban series 'Big Bad Beetleborgs' and his character was a house-monster OC. Also...yeah I would say that a fanmade OC does count as an 'original character'. Then again canon characters also start off as 'original characters/OCs of the authors so it's not far-fetched. Also I am pretty sure everyone knows the word grinch and all associated with it originated from Dr Seuss's novel and making the mean one green originated in the animated specials. Yeah saying a character that was based on another author's character is unoriginal is redundant, also you know the plot for the Grinch is totally almost the same as A Christmas Carol, right? Yet nobody way back when that book was made ever accused Theodore Geisel of ripping off Dickens. The Charles Dickens estate didn't protest about it, so neither should you.

- Oh no you don't...don't bring ME into this, don't go saying that Nathan is immature for creating me and doing rants with me, I demand to see your admin so I may berate them and tell them that next time they talk shit about my friends I am going to make a petition to have you guys removed off every site you have an account on.

- You do know that Nathan actually DID do research when it comes to the 'spirit animal test', I know online personality tests don't actually count as actual quizzes or anything but crows do have the reputation of being somewhat connected to mysteries and magic and have a mysterious reputation in general hence the bit about being 'anti-social', it's the same as the cockroach one.

- Said 'parody' if you could even call it that was a poor attempt at ripping off Nathan's characters and using said characters without permission, said character was used without permission and killed off brutally. I'd chimp out too if that happened to me.

- Uh...Nathan does KNOW how to clean himself, you don't need to give instructions for that.

- What is wrong with having a fursona based on a Jim Carrey movie? Look, Nathan's favorite Jim Carrey movie is the Grinch and the Grinch is his favorite Carrey character, yeah Viewer-Alt made a 'the Dr Seuss Foundation should sue him' comment about him once, but I doubt Audrey Geisel would have a problem with people making OCs based on her late husband's work. If anything, she was more pissed off at the live-action Cat in the Hat movie and also..probably doesn't know about the 'Mean One' horror movie that is coming out which is a 'parody' so to speak. Having an OC based on or inspired by a beloved character isn't a crime.

- They often try to assume Nathan is trans, no...he's cisgender male.

- Harp on him for being attracted to Dan Aykroyd and using him in his stories, yet totally don't question an overzealous Homestuck fanboy who clearly wants to get inside..oops, I mean be Jade Harley?

- Nathan never said he 'identified' as a werejohncandy or other characters, the werejohncandy is HIS oc and guess what he has a name, it's Chumsley Hugging Jr, and also Nathan did dress as John Candy for halloween and a series of fake blogger posts which were roleplay pages, but he didn't want to wear John's skin or anything, that is just a bunch of rumors.

- Well if you already still remember him then you did a piss poor job of forgetting him.

- You do know that woman didn't actually voluntarily send nudes to admins, right? She was tricked into it and they made a humilating movie about it and a humilating post about it blurting out their entire evil plan on a PUBLIC forum no less, right? She got hit on by one of the members only for that member to berate her.

- 'Leave Willem Dafoe alone'...oh but he did, it's just an ftm tg based on that Snickers commercial with Dafoe in it. Nothing to have hissyfits over.

- Homestuck fanboy pretty much started the 2019 debacle, all Nathan did was comment on a commission that he didn't know was this prior to this that the piece was by/for this guy of someone turning into a Homestuck character, all Nathan was respond to what seemed like a 'thanks for faving my work' comment, only for said comment to end with a remark about how the person finds Nathan's photomanipulations to be terrible (like we KNOW Nathan isn't the best at morphs, but hey, you have to make do with what you have, Nathan used to use Photoshop but that stopped working ages ago so he just uses Gimp, and he uses facemorpher because Fantamorph is a demo product and you kind of need the number to activate the full version, and also for some stupid reason Morphthing the site Nathan usually uses for some morphs doesn't work and is always stuck on please wait) and yet claims they have no problems with him yet still call him a lolcow and then dedicate a whole post about him saying he'd hate to have dinner with the creator of Homestuck just because Nathan has an anti-Homestuck stamp on his profile, then very much says he is finished with him after that drama was ended (along with a pointless childish response to Nathan criticizing his joke AU of Undertale that just is music from the games and people he fanboys over in the roles and a supposed attempt at making his own wiki, that's the second time someone threatened to make a wiki mocking Nathan, remember the Weregrinch wiki from ages ago that supposedly this one person wanted to make to mock Nathan only to just make a website that looked like it was made on the very very early 2000's internet hosting sites like Geocities or Angelfire? Yeah, I remember that), he comes back two years later to give one final insult, calling Nathan a false-flagger just because his crappy rant about him that was just a petty Memelous rip-off got deleted (it is not Nathan's fault that Mr Metokur's video about him got taken down, COPPA did it, I guess Papa Metokur wasn't family friendly, and also you very much just deleted your account accordingly by yourself so you have yourself to blame for that, also for the record Nathan only commented on Mr Metokur's piece that mentioned him because it brought up his old work and his old stories and he is embarrassed of those, hence why it was taken down, i'm sorry pal but your video barely got any comments and nobody cares for your petty complaints), yet also says it's stupid for Nathan to have a Youtube account (Nathan's allowed to have one, and he can do whatever he wants with it as long as it's not agains the TOS) and also the whole reason he brought up Nathan again was because he supposedly thought a Homestuck fic Nathan wrote was about him yet he admits that he and everyone else on that forum are in the wrong? It's good he admits that and all but come on, don't be a hypocrite. Also, Youtube has a forum? I know Google has a help forum but I don't recall Youtube forums being a thing.

- That plus sized woman you keep thinking is Natalie is an actress who clearly didn't want to be part of your crappy movies which are blatant hate-filled propaganda, you used her, you sexualized her and I find it gross that you are hitting on her.

- That plus-sized woman in the school graduation photo isn't Nathan, or Natalie for that matter.

- The post you have linked to is no longer in service, please dial another number and try again.

- So you assume Nathan isn't hygenic yet we've seen him shower countless times.

[monstermaster13]

Fixing the Remaining Rejects.

Note: This is mainly a parody/satirical story and it's not to be taken seriously, it's not made to be written about anyone, if you think this is about you or anyone you know...you honestly need help, this is mainly mocking just how creepy some a-logging types tend to be.

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The daloli-verse’s rejects groups were infamous for being the group that the main daloli-verse rejected for being too stupid and unoriginal, that and nobody ever visited their cult group domains anymore due to lack of interest or possibly because they discovered the truth, and as such there was only one remaining group of daloli-verse rejects and those were the leftover rejects, a bunch of wannabes with no personality apart from being annoying and rehashing old tactics over and over in hopes of getting a laugh, they thought it was funny to comment on one of nathan’s journals from 2021, specifically his pet peeves one. ‘Looks like a bunch of tldr drivel to me.’ ‘yeah the only thing I agree on is how some people romanticize inanimate object transformations.’ ‘oh really, you think my work is tldr, well of course you morons would think it’s tldr, you can only speak basic internet troll speak.’ These people were pretty much as dumb as you could get, being the lowest of the lower, even by internet troll wannabe standards, they were just that dumb. ‘I know that man, that’s that guy from the original Daloli-verse, that’s Drmusic2.’ ‘I forgot all about the weregrinch, werejohncandy, werejayleno, were-whatever shit they did.’ ‘Well you sure did a fine job of that now didn’t you? Protip, never talk about me in that way again. It’s 2022, i’ve moved on from being the daloli-verse’s unwilling pawn. I was a cast member in some episodes of their show, and to be honest I was only there because I was talked into it.’

“Didn’t you used to be the Werejohncandy? You identified as one.”

‘That was just an avatar form, besides kinning as John Candy was an experimental thing.’ “You mean the werejohncandy wasn’t real?’ ‘Well duh, in the actual human world that is different than this one, he is fictional and guess what, he didn’t like being the butt of your cruel jokes and for the record, I knew you’d say that a simple list would be too tldr for you to understand, because let’s face it, you morons wouldn’t understand basic english even if you learned something important from it.’ ‘Who are you calling a moron?’ ‘You, all of you…you’re idiots.’ ‘What are you saying?’ ‘I”m saying you people are uneducated. I moved on from kinning as John Candy, you should move on from making fun of me for that reason too.’ ‘Says the Aykroyd fetishist.’ ‘Don’t you ever tangle with me. You should know i’m a real Were-Aykroyd, and this were-aykroyd hates stupidity.’

“Who are you calling stupid?”

‘You and your friends, don’t you have anything better to do than to make douchebag comments about me?’ It was clear the daloli-verse reject hated it as his human visage shifted into a more demonic one…’Typical hate-demon, always transforming when provoked.’ ‘Who told you I was a demon? Well it’s obvious, i’ve dealt with every single member of the daloli-verse cult and you seem to be the most pathetic of all, clearly you only are doing this because you want validation, you want the remaining high priests to notice you.’

“Are we that obvious?”

‘Yes, you all are. Clearly you’re only in there for one reason, you think digging up shit that happened ages ago is going to validate you, it’s not..look at you.’ ‘What do you mean?’ The user’s hair was long and ratted up and messier, even in his half demonic appearance he looked like he bathed in a sewer. ‘I guess you people don’t know about how bathrooms work’. ‘Hey, watch it.’ Now if you think this is going to be one of those ‘incomprensible, thinly veiled revenge-fics’ that some people might think it’s going to be, you need professional help because you are obviously delusional and this isn’t about anyone that the author/writer has problems with that supposedly portrays them in a ‘negative’ manner, you might need to have your mind checked if you think this is what this is about, besides this person is an antagonist/villain, and not to be rooted for, so there. ‘But I can fix you, clearly you’re hanging out with the wrong crowd, these people don’t want you, they want to corrupt you, but I can fix you.’

Nathan reached over and embraced him, hugging him and as he did, that user - named LeonDavoski, lost all of his half-demonic traits and was cured of being a product of the daloliverse’s brainwashing as he entered a trance-like state, he recognized Nathan as the were-aykroyd who helped others and healed them. He realized this is what he wanted, he wanted to be with someone who could help him be his own person. ‘Allow me to help you get rid of those pesky problems you have trying to be you, the problem you face is very simple, you let yourself get manipulated by them and you think they love you but they don’t, they just view you as someone to be molded into what they want you to be.’

‘I realize now i’ve made a mistake.”

‘That’s right.’ To Nathan’s were-aykroyd alter-ego, revenge was pointless…why go after someone solely just because of how they were treated by another, moving on was the much safer and less creepy obsession, yes he did come across as a clingy stalker type when it came to his exes, but he had forgotten all about that once he got transformed and back into the role he was born to play, he never did like playing the villain, he rooted for villains on occasion, yes but he didn’t actually wish to be evil or to be like said villains and this isn’t some kind of ‘ego-stroking’ thing where the author tries to make their avatar come across as perfect and making the other characters look like idiots, oh no…he genuinely did have a good heart and a soul, yes he could be an asshole at times but it wasn’t like he wasn’t aware of it.

Nathan was fully aware of his own personality problems and his own problems, he lived with them every day and night, he concentrated as he turned into Dan the were-aykroyd. ‘I know you’re afraid to be yourself around your friends, but if your friends cannot like you for you and only want you to be how they want you to be, they clearly aren’t good for you, i’m glad you’ve realized your mistake.’ ‘What do we do?’

Dan hypnotized him further, which got him entranced even further as he transferred were-aykroyd powers into him, he saw this guy as a potential ally and new member of his group of siblings. ‘You don’t have to be afraid anymore. They will no longer abuse you or pick on you.’ ‘You know, you’re extremely nice…I regret everything I said about you, clearly this isn’t just a crazy fetishism thing, this means a lot to you. I accept.’ Leon looked over at Dan and as he did, he felt a sense of warmness creep all over him as brown hairs slowly sprouted on his arms which broadened as did his hands which had some hairs on them, not too much, but enough to make him kind of sexy.

The scruff and dirt on his skin faded away along with the few bumps he had gained and that tattoo he had gotten from joining the Daloli-verse, basically when one gets dragged into joining a cult in the daloli-verse they get turned into a half-demonic being known as a hate-demon and they get a tattoo, this tattoo is one that gives them demonic attributes, basically hate-demons appear human but always transform when provoked. He looked at himself as he lost his tattoo which burned away, cleansing him of his remaining demonic traits, as his chest and torso broadened and his skin matured..brown hairs were also creeping along his chest and torso, but not too thick a selection, just a reasonable enough selection. As his stomach broadened in the process, he couldn’t help but find this look attractive, he always did find the Were-Aykroyd to be a fascinating character.

Looking over at his body he realized…’you know I feel better already’ as his back and shoulders broadened, his legs altered as his feet enlarged, two of the toes sticking together at the knuckle and gaining a webbed appearance as his rear inflated, instinctively he couldn’t help but admire himself as he slowly grew in height to 6’1 as his hairline neatened itself, darkening to a darker shade of brown as his neckline lengthened, his forehead and brow altered, the former even grew in length but luckily he didn’t develop a ‘cone’ as the remulakians so often described it, he very much felt this was natural as his eyes widened, one turning green while the other remained brown but darkened to hazel as his eyebrows thickened, his nose broadened as a small cleft materialized in the middle of it. His features slowly contorted, becoming a mix of handsome and adorkable as they took on a more Aykroydian appearance as his voice deepened and altered to match his appearance, he looked Aykroydian and sounded Aykroydian and was even now feeling like he was made to be like this.

All of his remaining memories of his ‘daloli-verse’ days faded, those people didn’t mean much to him anyway, they weren’t his friends, these were just a group of creepy cultists that he never joined to begin with, his actual friends were fellow monsters and the people who loved him, including Dan the were-aykroyd and the aykroyd characters who were his siblings. That’s when he looked up at Dan and smiled, hugging his sibling. “I’m glad you’re here, thank you so much for helping me discover who I really am.’ “No problem, you don’t need to be afraid anymore, not with us around.’

Leon was still himself mentally but with a more positive outlook, he had new memories and personality traits but he was a Were-Aykroyd who loved his siblings very much and knew that they cared a lot for him, there was one last thing he decided to do as he chanted and performed a spell which got rid of the remaining left-over rejects’s main spawning ground which kept spawning them, the remaining rejects all melted away as the spawning ground as well as that cult in general were destroyed and replaced. All of the cultist groups in the daloli-verse were no more and now more Were-Aykroyd tribute domains where being put up, especially after the leader of the remaining group of rejects was revealed to be a serial killer that was a most wanted subject in the deviantart-verse, said leader got arrested and put on trial where he was found guilty of all the horrible things he had done and put in the prison dimension before he was eventually cured of his hate-demon powers and turned Aykroydian as soon as he was released.

“Now the real fun begins.”

“Pray tell, what do you speak of here when you say fun?”

“All of the cultist groups of the daloli-verse are gone and now there’s only one thing left to do.”

And thus, with no cultist groups left the daloli-verse had officially ended its rein of terror, with the very last thing that was even talked about in that universe being what to do next, and that’s when the Deviantart-verse and the Aykroyd-verse merged together. ‘Now we’re getting somewhere.’ With that, the age of the Aykroyd-verse had officially begun and Dan the Were-aykroyd had even more lore to bring to life thanks to the scripts he had found, and using those he was able to make it all happen.

As for what happened later, as mentioned there now exists many different Aykroydian triibute domains in the place of those cults and they get a lot of attention from tourists in the online-verse who are into strange and unusual things, and thus here comes the lesson of the day, even though revenge is good sometimes, it’s pointless, especially when there’s a more wholesome way of doing it and that way is through helping others and moving on, it is 2022 after all, and with a new year…comes a new goal, a new motivation to live. Sometimes it doesn’t take too long to discover who your actual friends are.

[monstermaster13]

Corey and Oats in…

The Case of the Imposter Social Worker.

Everyone's favorite microbe and equine duo is always on the case to solve whatever cases they get assigned to do, no villain is too scary or too dangerous for them to handle, and now that the OG run of the Daloli-verse's anti-Drmusic2 arc was fully replaced with something much nicer it was time for another mission. The duo were in the computer room doing a research project when they got a call from Officer W.Blood Cell. 'Corey, Oats. Congratulations on the mission to correct the daloli-verse's storyline on Mariana into being a much nicer one, I have a new assignment for you both.' 'Really? What kind?' 'The person that stalked Mariana in that timeline needs to be removed, if he is removed, defeated…that will be the only part of the sotryline to fix.' 'We can do that.'

"Yeah…we can do it."

"That's what I like to hear…observe the viewing screen."

A viewing screen materialized on the wall and played out the scene, that scene depicted Mariana being confronted by a man pretending to be a social worker. 'I am afraid that because you are a danger to your family and others because you're autistic and some people are right about autistic people being abominations, I am going to have to take you away. Trust me, it's for your own good.' 'Trust YOU? Just because this is a daloi-verse show episode i'm stuck in doesn't mean i'm dumb, you only portray me as delusional and dumb to make yourself seem saintly by comparison. I mean you're pretending to be a woman by taking on the form of one, you're a male demon with a yandere personality.' 'Mariana, quit denying yourself.' 'Oh really? It seems like you're in denial, acting like you're not crazy, that I was well behaved as a teenager bullshit. This isn't going to play out like you think it is, you don't own me, you never will.'

"Look at that man, he's horrible."

"Yeah…I bet he's not even a social worker."

"I bet he's some kind of monster that killed the real social worker and assumed his form."

Corey and Oats jumped into the viewing screen, going through a portal and arriving at the scene of where Mariana was. 'Corey, Oatsie! Thank goodness you're here.' 'We saw what was going on screen, this man clearly isn't even a real social worker and he wants to take you away. Good thing we're here.' Mariana sensed that the 'social worker' wasn't even human too…she wasn't as dumb as the Daloli-verse made her out to be. 'I know what's going on here.'

"Mariana, are you talking to your dolly friend Andria and acting like she's real again?"

The covid microbe looked over at the fake social worker and snarled…'Hey, you..it's not nice to threaten someone like that and to mock them. What did Mariana ever do to you, huh? Nothing, you just thought that she was a delusional nutcase who caused trouble for her parents and got them banned from more than 20 stores, you think she deserves to belong in a group hope with no internet access and to be institutionalized, you are a MONSTER. I bet you're not even a real social worker.' Corey's eyes gave off a supernatural glow as he hissed at the phony social worker.

The phony social worker attempted to send his friends after Corey but Corey responded…'You're the only one of the original Daloliverse anti-Drmusic2 brigade that is left and at this point judging by the fact you obviously faded off the universe ages ago, i'd say it's time to fix what you have done.'

Oats whinnied which alterted Andria and woke her…'Andria, your beloved owner and ours needs us.' 'Let's do it.' Andria jumped out of the bed she was and jumped on Oat's back, as they galloped down the hallway. A swarm of living beanie babies also awoke as Andria commanded them to attack the 'social worker'.

"Do you think your army of plushophile bait is going to stop me?"

"Oh yes, there's only one of you lot now and that's you…get em, guys!"

Mel the koala-girl materialized with her friend Eucalyptus, Mel used her super-strength to pick up the phony social worker's desk and break it into pieces before throwing papers at him and then performing martial arts moves on him. Eucalyptus summoned some plants to attack him and made it so he couldn't get up. 'You will never stop me from getting Mariana. I want her, all of her, I want to drive her so insane she never goes online again.' 'Yeah yeah…typical villain speech, everyone knows that…bla bla bla.'

"Don't bla bla bla bla me."

"I just did…"

'It's not like you guys can do anything about this anyway. Because i've made it so she'll be mine forever with this…' The phony social worker jeered, holding up a fake marriage certicate. 'Yeah i'm sorry but I don't think Mariana would date someone like you, yet alone considering marrying you. Also…a pool the size of a ring you put on your ding-aling? Must be a pretty small one.' Mel quipped as she grabbed the phony certificate and ripped it up with her claws.

"But…"

"Sorry, wedding is off."

Mel looked over at the phony social worker and teased him before attacking him, causing his form to glitch and flip back and forth between this disguised form and his demon form. 'Ah ha, Marrick. I knew it was you. Mr Budos Olah himself.' Corey instantly recognized Marrick and hissed at him, latching out at him.

Marrick had thought that his disguised form would be a fool-proof plan for sure, if it wasn't for the fact his form was actually just Mr Meany from Ursula Hitler's Head with hair and younger, it wouldn't have been difficult for him to blend in, but due to how he was given a slew of dangerous drug-like substances which very much turned him into a raging psychopath, although these were no ordinary drugs, these are a rare breed known as Psychoticium, basically humans in the daloliverse that were given said drug had dramatic increases in rage factor and insanity factor, making them vengeful insane lunatics who only want offers to suffer for their amusement. Yes, he did claim he was well behaved in his teens, but that was a cover since he was a villainous murderous demon who was known for taking on the form of female characters to take advantage of people for his own sick gain.

He snarled at them as he lost control of his Mr Meany-esqued disguised form, and his skin turned a dark ashen grey color as his eyes turned blood red, his features contorting to to become demonic. 'See? What did I tell you? He's a demon.'

"Me? A demon? Now don't be delusional, Mariana…you know i'm your friend Andria."

Marrick tried to sway Mariana into not believing Corey and Oats by turning into Andria..'You may look and sound like my red-haired little angel but you're not her, the real Andria is nothing like you, you are a deceiver.' Corey then looked over at him. 'Hey, Marrick. Have you ever seen a talking virus microbe before? No? Well you're looking at one. And guess what, I can do a lot of damage.'

"I am not afraid of a talking microbe.."

"But you will be."

Corey began to grow bigger as his eyes gave off a supernatural glow, he then floated over to a few people and began to condition them as he did so, transfering mini-versions of himself into their bodies and turning them into undead beings. 'I've got this ability that I can use to put an end to you and this whole episode once and for all.' The undead group moved towards Marrick, snarling and groaning as they all moaned in unisen…'it's your fault, it's your fault.'

"No it's not, it's Mariana's fault."

"Oh sure, blame Mariana, like you always do."

Marrick tried to fight them off but he was being drained of his energy by Eucalytpus's plants, and he collapsedo n the floor. An Audrey II plant looked down at him and licked his lips…'Mmm, he'll be delicious.' 'Now now Archie, you know that we don't allow vore.' 'I know, I know..can I play with him though?'

Archie tossed Marrick around like a ragdoll, knowing Eukie had taught him not to eat people since she didn't allow it except on some ocassions, he toyed with him before tossing him over to Corey. 'Even demons can get sick…' Corey teased as he looked over at him, that's when he went over to Marrick and pricked him with one of his spikes…which caused him to feel a little bit sick as mini versions of Corey entered his body.

The mini-versions of Corey took over his body and began to warp it, causing him to develop a series of rash-like bumps all over before he began to cough up black liquid, and collapsed into pieces on the ground, the pieces of him shattered into tinier pieces before being swept away and he got sent to the place all villains in the Monster World go, the Nightmare Realm where he was banished from every entertaining their world again. Corey and Oats hugged Mariana and Andria before rescuing the real social worker, and also Andria set up a special thank you party for them in which they had treats.

They had all sorts of treats and played games at the party as the final piece of the OG run of the Daloli-verse's anti Drmusic2 saga was finally broken, breaking away into smaller pieces before shattering completely, the anti Drmusic2 saga's OG run had officially come to a complete end after that.

"Would you like to stay with us?"

"We would but we've got to go home."

"Our friends need us."

And thus with that Corey and Oats jumped back out through the portal, the portal took them back home to their house in Nile Road and into the computer room where Mel was waiting with Eucalyptus, and as for what happened later they had some fun online with their friends and played Webkinz.

No villain is too dangerous or too scary for these two to handle, these two are ever vigilant, remember, call Corey and Oats if you ever need someone to help you. They will be on the case in no time flat.