#MonsterMaster13

[monstermaster13]

TftW: Clown-Face MacAllistar.

In the small, unsuspecting town of Crestfall, there lived an eccentric but kind-hearted man named Jasper McAllister. Jasper was a struggling stand-up comedian who performed at the local comedy club, hoping to make it big someday. Little did he know that his life was about to take a bizarre and terrifying turn.

One fateful night, after a particularly disastrous comedy set, Jasper stumbled upon an antique shop that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere. Intrigued, he entered the shop, greeted by the mysterious owner, Madame Leota. She was a woman with a knowing glint in her eyes and a penchant for the supernatural. Madame Leota sensed Jasper's desperation and offered him a peculiar-looking mask as a token of good luck. The mask, adorned with vibrant colors and a twisted grin, seemed to whisper promises of fame and fortune. Unbeknownst to Jasper, it harbored a dark secret.

That night, as he placed the mask on his face, an eerie transformation began. Jasper felt a surge of energy coursing through his veins, and his body contorted in unnatural ways. He tried to remove the mask, but it clung to his skin like a second layer, molding itself to his features, it was painful and horrifying as he moaned in agony as his hands began to deform for a while as white formations resembling clownish toony gloves which began to tear away at everything else, but of course this was just a hallucination brought on by the mask.

The once struggling comedian found himself changing into something beyond his wildest nightmares. His skin turned slowly ghostly white as his clothes and outer-layers burst apart but reformed into a twisted clown costume with stripey Burtonesque patterns on it, his hair vibrant red, and his eyes became pools of darkness, turning deep crimson as he couldn’t help but think of the trouble he could cause.

His limbs elongated, and his fingers twisted into grotesque shapes resembling long, sharp claws as his nose throbbed painfully and turned red, his teeth sharpening to look like those of a demon. Jasper's laughter echoed through the room, now warped into a haunting, otherworldly cackle as a dark force had fully taken over him.

The people attending the carnival all freaked out and soon they all began to prepare for battle against the evil clown-faced demon, of course a poorwoman named Amelia ended up being bitten by him and turning into a grotesque clown-demon.

She underwent the same transformation as him and even helped create more clownish demons to serve her, eventually the two became a demonic clown-monster couple that ruled the comedy circuit with a crimson colored pair of fists.

Remember, don’t fetishize clown tfs or this also could happen to you, you have been warned.

[monstermaster13]

The thing is I do not know remember the entirety of the roleplays but I do remember they were definitely not sexual and in universe my character had turned evil and turned her character evil, I never explicitally said that I had a fetish for said character I was turning into in said RPs. I only mentioned 'fetish' once in a TF related meme/post and that was it, I never call it that. I don't how on earth these idiots were thinking I was grooming said person when it happened ages ago and i barely remember anything about it, hey...but if they keep clamoring about my age being an issue then I don't specifically remember said user ever complaining about how I treated their characters, where all these 'forceful' 'controlling' accusations come from I don't know. I assume this user was just being woke for no reason when they came out accusing me of grooming.

Yeah they did mention the bringing up my age thing numerous times, and honestly...if I have to keep saying 'I am old enough to know when to shut up' then they clearly do not remember it or are too stupid to, yeah I blocked that person after she/they them requested my work about them be taken down but only because I felt I did not need to communicate any more with them and I did vilify them for saying there were leaving yes but only because I could not take losing someone I consider a pal. Also he mentions the storygraph account on his post, I do not remember having a storygraph account (goodreads, yes, fanfiction.net, yes, but not storygraph), all I know is he posted his CATCF review on Twitter under his after dark account saying something about not getting why Augustus was punished, uhhh it was because the character was greedy and him getting all worked up over 'The Whale' just because oh noes that movie is about an overweight man who is very much a recluse and he thinks it was demeaning - which is rich coming from him because the majority of comissions he does are of his totally not self insert turning into a fat man, fat character, fat villain, fat stereotype, even fat horny clown or fat nationalist stereotype, his pig personas are all identical, and he even fetishized sumo wrestlers of all things.

It's hypocritical for him to say that Digital Fortress's author is fat-phobic while also thinking that weight gain is exy, I know he is aware he does not want to be fat IRL but he followed/retweeted a bunch of lewd rule34 accounts featuring art of animal characters that are non-morphic and lots of fat acceptance Onlyfans accounts. Which I'm surprised even got past Twitter's sensors to begin with.

As for the Anonymousdevi thing, yeah i'm surprised nobody ever figured out who he/she/they actually were I mean calling someone a coward for using an OC while using Anonymous in your username is just a troll move, like having one of those 'no content' DA accounts on only to exist for block evasion and harrassing people (what's the point?) and yes i've brought up that example too. And yeah that document brings up the Brandonkong thing, we are friends, we fight sometimes but not all friends get along, and I regret bullying him for his tastes or obsessing over his roleplays with his friends.

Avianine, I used to like her...like followed her stuff constantly because I loved Pokemon TF content, however she got into Changed related content and I personally did not like that because Changed to me is and always will be overrated and also I was fucking sick of seeing Puro in my feed. I followed her up until she blocked me, for some weird reason even though I did not do even remotely harmful things - just roleplaying with a friend and that was it - heck the only interaction she had was when she called me 'bossy' in a note on Furaffinity. And then I official divorced myself from her, and thank goodness. I don't hate her but I can't stand her fursona/OC Ciel Scarlet because I think the character is evil.

As for that drone tf guy...yeah he was a hypocrite, clearly even though he said 'no one cares' to my comment on a drone tf head-shot pic, he clearly did care about the opinions I had. And lastly Kurvos, the guy is a joke, everyone else hates him, I hate him too.

I got in a bit of drama over the past couple of years because of a few toxic members mainly Drawinglover, Bernnyx, and Jasperrolls. Basically it started in 2020 after the second member had left deviantart, basically she asked me on to a mature RP server even though she did not tell me it was a mature one and I quit because I was uncomfortable with people asking my age, so months after Jasper blocks me because apparently he found out about me supposedly being creepy with Bernnyx even though I was just roleplaying (I was NOT grooming or controlling her no matter what she says) and I respected her decision to leave me and yeah I did take her leaving me not well at all.   I very much vilified her character in a series of pictures but I took them down.

The fact is when this person left me as a friend she said so in a way that sounded like half ‘i’m sorry for you’ and half 'the other guy was right’ and she called me out for supposedly fetishizing covid19 when it was Mrdrawinglover who very much bullied me with that stupid 'kim, people are dying meme’ over a fucking story no-less. Oh and he took me mocking his Deviantart tagline a bit too personality, I didn’t say that he was a necrophiliac, I just said I thought his tagline read that he would bang a corpse when it was 'i’d fuck a zombie’, so this guy despite claiming to say he doesn’t want to hear from me, dedicates post after post about me, like dude if you want me to leave you alone, DON’T make a post about me saying I should contact you in a note to personally berate you.  And it gets worse, Jasper very much did this too. He dedicated more than a few posts to me for the past couple of years, oh yeah sure dude…i’m the obsessed one, says the person who is still mad about something that didn’t even concern him until he got involved himself.  Like seriously everything in the document that was made about me prior to 2020 had nothing to do with Jasper, why Jasper felt he had to know about that is beyond me.

I do an incomplete rant about anime character transformations and the writers using different pronouns and all of a sudden I get labelled transphobic?  Nobody was supposed to see that rant because it wasn’t completed, I never meant any ill will on the LGBT community at all.  But Anonymousdevi just had to accuse me of being transphobic and apparently she/they thought my song parodies were terrible and had no rhyme or rhytmn.

https://web.archive.org/web/20220224035227/https://www.deviantart.com/monstermaster13/art/wb-mini-rants-anime-Writers-907982273

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@monstermaster13

You’re a wee one, mister grinch

There was discussion of the grinch having been left with the whos as the runt of a litter, but the grinch is like. Kind of big, so.

They tend to blend into the trees at that size

[jasper-rolls]

Would you please unblock me on Deviantart, Twitter and Furaffinity please? What happened wasn't my fault, it was MrDrawingLover's fault for harrassing me over one story that I did. I wouldn't do anything to me, please just unblock me already. If this is about me not telling you how old I was when I was joining the character tf server, i'm in my 20's, I was just too shy to enter it on the server.

for my regular followers: sorry, this is some shit that’s like...completely unrelated to anything you would be aware of. this dude has been harassing me on several other sites and i’ve kind of had it. feel free to skip past this post, or...if you care, ask me for more details, but they’re mostly here

anyway

nathan

i’m gonna clear this up, because you seem to have gotten the completely wrong idea about why i blocked you

i did not block you because i thought you were fatphobic for whatever reason - i’ve never thought that about you and had no reason to. i didn’t block you because of anything mrdrawinglover did, that all came after. the server had nothing to do with it - in fact, as i remember it, we told you that you needed to enter your age, and you left without saying anything. you didn’t have to say it in the server, you could’ve sent a message to the mods and we would have let you in, but frankly i’m glad in the end we didn’t, because the reason i blocked you and have continued to do so was entirely done by your own hand.

the initial reasoning for blocking you was how you acted in the wake of bernadonner no longer wanting to be friends with you and trying to make it at least be a clean break, because you decided instead that you wanted to be vindictive and write creepy stories where you...punish her for that. and don’t pretend those don’t exist because you deleted them or whatever - i saw the tepig one where you use her older username. this isn’t a particularly good way to act, even towards people you hate! it’s deeply creepy and unpleasant. this isn’t how you act when you want people to like you, it sends a message, and the message is “i am vindictive and i will punish you for any perceived slight against myself”. i saw the shit you wrote after she no longer wanted to be friends with you, and i thought, “hm, this guy is kind of weird and creepy. block.” and really, we could’ve just left it there.

but, no, you didn’t want to leave it there, because then you started writing this kind of shit about me and my friends. i saw quron. i saw the rants about me. i saw the weird...fucking, lyrics parodies that did nothing but creep me out. i saw the rants about mrdrawinglover, and the stories you wrote about Definitely Not Him I Swear, and the extended stuff about bernadonner too. i fucking saw you trying to report her to the discord reddit?? what the fuck, dude?? i saw the shit you posted on quora where you re-write the conversations they had with you to make you seem calm and clever and collected while they splutter hypocritically, and i saw the actual conversations they were clearly based on, which really don’t make you look so good, so obviously you’d want to re-write them.

and i know your favourite excuse is “it’s not them because of this minor detail that’s different”, and...man, if you wanna keep believing that excuse for you own sake, then go right ahead, but i’m going to tell you right now: master of subtlety you are not. it is painfully obvious who you are writing about when you write that shit, and it’s not cute either

and that’s enough for a block for life, but then you had to go and rope my boyfriends into it too? acting all simpering and apologetic and trying to butter them up, like they couldn’t just turn to me and ask “hey, what’s the deal with this weird guy?” like i wouldn’t tell them? they have fuck all to do with any of this drama, and i deeply resent that you tried to go around behind my back to them.

i am sick of you trying to evade my blocking you by going to other sites, i’m sick of you trying to harass me and my friends and my boyfriends because you have this fucking unhinged obsession with me. take a fucking hint. stop.

i don’t want to know you, and i don’t want to be friends with you, not when i’ve seen how you treat the people you think are your friends. you’re crying crocodile tears about how sorry and sad you are for what you’ve done, and then maybe a day or so later, if we’re lucky, you keep on being the vindictive little shit you apparently always have been.

that’s why i blocked you, because who would want to be friends with a person like that? i’m fairly sure the only reason anyone deigns to spend time around you is because you hide what an asshole you are from anyone new you meet, re-editing and re-writing and deleting the bad stuff to make you seem like you’ve always been in the right. if anyone cares to ask about the evidence, i have like...plenty of your creepy shit archived and capped. if anyone ever wants to know what a weird little shithead you are, i am flooded with evidence i can show them. you did this to yourself.

don’t talk to me. don’t talk to my boyfriends. don’t talk to my friends. stop contacting us. stop contacting me stop trying to evade blocks, stop trying to act like you’re really sorry when i know you’re going to turn right around and write some other creepy minific that’s Based on a concept, where the concept is me and my friends, and you doing whatever creepy shit you want to do to punish us for daring to slight you.

if you take one lesson from this experience - at the very least, just keep that shit to yourself. like if you have to write it to get it out, then write it, but when you post it publicly, you show your hand as to what a little shithead you really are, and its because you do that that i learned the kind of person you are, and subsequently have absolutely no desire to ever unblock you or have any kind of cordial relationship with you. you dug your own grave. you did this to yourself. the only way this stops happening to you is when you stop doing this shit.

now go...fucking, re-write this or whatever in an sad attempt to make me look bad. whatever you need to do to cope. but just know that you're only winning inside your own head.

[anoradraws]

I posted 391 times in 2022

That's 268 more posts than 2021!

64 posts created (16%)

327 posts reblogged (84%)

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I tagged 304 of my posts in 2022

Only 22% of my posts had no tags

#pokémon - 80 posts

#pokemon - 70 posts

#dan aykroyd - 57 posts

#gengar - 50 posts

#bulbasaur - 36 posts

#guzma - 36 posts

#ghostbusters - 34 posts

#team skull - 30 posts

#ray stantz - 25 posts

#sun and moon - 22 posts

Longest Tag: 106 characters

#occasionally i like to tease my mother with an ouija board because of her own personal experience with it.

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Random meme I put together of how I got into this whole Guzma fandom lately.

20 notes - Posted October 30, 2022

#4

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32 notes - Posted January 26, 2022

#3

💘Heartthrob💘

I think my heart just stopped😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

See the full post

42 notes - Posted July 4, 2022

#2

Couldn’t help myself; I’m just so proud of how this bad boy turned out! You want to see the original, check out my deviantart!

44 notes - Posted October 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Stole this from Facebook. 🤣🤣🤣

53 notes - Posted June 22, 2022

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[takaraphoenix]

@monstermaster13 I got good news for you, because there is an indirect way to do this! Thanks to the new filtering system.

Unless the person has the most generic username that is a word you generally encounter a lot on posts, you can just add their username under the "Content you see" section as "Filtered Post Content".

I always do this with users who have me blocked, because it is infuriatingly annoying to try and reblog a post just to be unable to because the person has you blocked but tumblr is too stupid to just not put stuff on your dash that's from people who have you blocked.

Hope this helped ;)

Sometimes the block button just doesn't feel like enough.

Sometimes someone makes such a wrong, bad post about something you like and then leaves it entirely untagged so nobody who gets that shit put on their dash even has the option to avoid this awful, stupid take through their own blacklisted tags.

That's what tags are for. I get not liking a character or a ship, I even get having the need to went about it. but tag it properly with an anti tag, because you and your followers aren't the only ones who see your posts! your followers will reblog them and put them on other people's dashes.

You're in a public space with many people of different taste. Just imagine nobody tagged, imagine you wouldn't be able to filter out positive posts and GIFs about the ship you're shitting on and having to see anti posts about your ships. Use the fucking tagging system.

Hitting the block button just doesn't do enough. I need to double block. triple block. There needs to be an extra special block button or something. A "this person has shitty tags and an even shittier online etiquette" extra block.

[monstermaster13]

It is time for storytime with Bonzi and this time it is a parodic and funny dum dum story! Once upon a time in the land of the internet there was a crooked empire of an online dimension known as the world of the Daloli-verse, once it was a thriving place for online scumbags, now it was nothing but ashes and everyone had forgotten when Nathan had been involved in said storyline of said world (as they should, because he never was way) and within the seedy depths of Moron Barn and decaying remains of it was ghouls just wanting to go to heaven so they could die happily and they were sick of being brought back to life but the necromancies who were driven mockery, gossip, and unfiltered disdain kept bringing them back to life, Moron Barn had been nothing but a crumbling empire ever since its beloved cultic elder being known Terrance Ian Wamley was outed as a criminal for doing dirty things with his aunt, it had gotten to the point that even the ghosts of previous victims were wishing for the domain to die. From what once was a place dedicated to preying on the weak and nourishing themselves on tearing apart their chosen targets - there was now a cyber graveyard full of rotten ghouls, and and the only person who remained in this rotten decaying hellscape was Gerald—better known as MoccachinoGelatoJojo, he was a newbie and as such was not told not to dig up the past.

His latest obsession? Nathan, a quirky writer of monster transformation stories and an avid collector of monster figurines, he wrote about werecreatures, monsters, demons and even his own wacky friends which for some reason irked him, whether he just really had it in for him or just was jealous (or for other sad reason, maybe he just needed a reason to exist, he did not exist as a person, maybe he was just not there at all as a person, as are all antagonists)

“This guy writes about people turning into werewolves and lizard monsters,” Gerald sneered, typing furiously into a new thread. “And he’s got a whole video showing off his dorky monster toy collection. What a loser and lolcow ready for picking!” He pasted a link to Nathan’s video and hit Post. Gerald leaned back, satisfied. He opened the video for another round of mocking inspiration, smirking at Nathan’s passionate descriptions of his prized collection. “This one is a replica Freddy Krueger glove from Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge.’ ‘Woah, this lolcow actually thinks he has a real piece of elm street merch, how pathetic. ‘

But as Gerald clicked through the video, his screen began to flicker. The image froze on a particularly menacing purple gorilla figurine that looked like the Peter Jackson version of King Kong, its eyes glowing faintly. ‘What the…’ Gerald muttered, tapping his mouse and attempting to refresh his screen, only for it to show the same gorilla statue over and over. The screen went black, and a deep, theatrical voice boomed to him…’Hello there, looks like we have got a big dum dum here. And since I like to play with big dum dums, I am going to enjoy this one.’

With a pop and a cascade of glitter, the purple gorilla from the video sprang to life, stepping out of the monitor and landing in Gerald’s cluttered room. He wore a sparkling vest, a fez, and an expression of mischievous glee as he materialized near him and did a dance. ‘Hello there Gerald, you big dum dum. You look like you are about to cause trouble.’ ‘Who—what are you?!’ Gerald stammered, scrambling out of his chair.

“I think you know…”

“Know what?”

The gorilla bowed with a flourish. ‘Oh where are my manners? The name’s Bonzi! Genie, former spyware mascot, guardian of the weird and wonderful, and personal friend of Nathan and the lord and master of the internet!’ ‘Who is Nathan?’ ‘Oh you must surely know, because he is the man you have been mocking for his wholesome content this whole time, —the guy you’ve been dragging through the mud.” Bonzi leaned in, his green eyes glowing. “Seriously, dude, mocking monster stories and figurines? That’s just low. Then again you are a villain in this fic and villains in these fics only have one personality and that is unoriginal and annoying!’

Gerald tried to regain his composure. “Why do you care? It’s not my fault his stuff is cringe! And you're a stupid NFT.” Bonzi straightened, spinning his cane like a baton. “Oh, I care a lot, my friend. And you should feel bad for shaming him, you big dum dum!’ Nathan’s creativity brings joy to people and his fans like his transformations, even if they are weird. You? You just tear folks down for kicks and you are in the worst part of the online universe, the part of the online universe that should have been dead ages ago, I don’t know why so many sickos keep trying to resurrect these ghouls who need to pass on happily, but it is disgraceful, and hey, do not call me an NFT, you pathetic parasite of a human being! Time to see how it feels to be on the receiving end of some transformation magic!. Before Gerald could protest, Bonzi snapped his fingers and spoke a hypnotic chant. ‘Bad dum dums deserved to be punished, and you have been a bad dum dum. Bad dum dum!’ Purple smoke filled the room as Gerald’s body began to feel a weird series of odd changes ‘Wait! Stop! Do not do this, I am sorry and I am not just saying this to save my own skin like many villains in these fics!’ Gerald yelled, but it was no use.

His stomach gurgled and swelled up with fat as he began to feel really hungry, hair grew on his stomach as the buttons popped off his shirt one by one which made the purple gorilla laugh. ‘Oops, there go your buttons! Imagine your friends seeing this as you get fatter and fatter! This would make for a hilarious video and I would totally post it to my friends for them to see you get ridiculed and laughed at’, ‘Is this supposed to be karmaiac?’ ‘Yes, it is, my dearest dum dum!’ Next to this his arms swelled and broadened and grew hairs on them as he saw his hands enlarge, his fingers thickening and swelling, he looked at his hands and gasped. ‘My hands, they look so…’ ‘So big? Yes, they do. Perfect for a dum dum like you, I mean what human being would have a belly like that and hands that big, huh? None I know of, but plenty of dum dum were-aykroyds would, and you are one of them.’

He groaned as hairs crept up his hands and onto his chest and torso which thickened and swelled with fat, giving him a rotund body type that kept swelling and growing and pushing against his shirt, causing his shirt to slowly tear open in some spaces, he could not help but rub his stomach and make a series of of odd sounds, they did not sound like grunts, growls, howls or even yips - but rather giggly dum dum noises! ‘What is going on, why am I laughing so much?’ ‘Because dum dums are so silly they cannot help but laugh, which is what you desperately need.’ ‘But I am not…dum dum is so silly he cannot help but laugh! What the heck, did I just speak in dum dum talk?’ ‘Oh yes you most certainly did, it is your native talk after all.’ ‘But I have never been a dum dum were-aykroyd.’ ‘Oh but you have, do you not remember when you were young and Dumius took you in as one of his own? I remember it all rather clearly, as evil as you thought he was, he was actually helping you, helping you realize you were not made to be a human being!’

His body bloated up with more and more fart as his shirt slowly ripped apart, in addition to this his legs thickened and swelled, making it difficult for him to run away and even when he did attempt to run away, he fell down comedically and Bonzi laughed! ‘Oh you silly dum dum, always falling over and getting hurt.’ ‘I am not a dum dum, stop it, stop mocking dum dum!’ ‘Aaawv did the poor dum dum get his feelings hurt?’ he groaned as his shoes slowly ripped open, revealing his enlarged feet which were developing webbed toes. ‘Hey, stop that.’ ‘Stop what, playing with you? Oh but dum dums love playing. And you know that because you are one! You have spent your whole life being subservient to the wrong type of master, or rather the life that you pretended to have! You pretended to be human to your friends, your friends never knew you were not human. They do not know you are a dum dum.’ ‘But my friends would know if I am one, right?’ ‘Oh they definitely do not know that, and just be glad they have not found that out yet! You find that content like Trump rubber ducks and a lolcow obsessed video creator making videos about lolcows/victims commentating about their abuse to be funny, well it is not funny to people like my friend who have been abused!’

‘I did not know that he was your pal.’ ‘Well you do know and you should have known better. Luckily for you, said lolcow video creator is no longer creating that content nor has any memory of it - after all, he is a dum dum now and he got taken over by a dum dum spirit and he now serves Dumius too, just like you and it served him right for saying that Nathan would only bring around more harassment by mentioning his past, which was a dum dum thing to say!’ ‘Okay I admit that I did not understand Nathan has been through real abuse, I just thought he was trying to get attention.’ ‘That is alright, I did not know that Moron Barn still had members that were not transformed yet. You are lucky I did not have the ghouls come after you!’

“I realize that abuse is not funny now.”

“Of course you do, you never were into abusing other people were you?”

“Nope, dum dum does not remember that!”

‘Exactly!’ Bonzi crowed, doing a little jig as he spun around, laughing as he watched Gerald witnessing his own transformation, Gerald felt so embarrassed that he was liking the transformation and having fantasies about wanting his other former Moron Barn residents to turn into dum dum were-aykroyds too, as the only remaining members of that domain and the criminal organization it spawned, he realized he did not belong there, if anything he only pretended to be a human to hide his true identity and true origin, his true origin was that he was a dum dum were-aykroyd who had been abandoned when he was young only to be adopted by Dumius.

He remembered that Dumius adopted him and raised him as a dum dum were-aykroyd, yet his friends never knew he was really a dum dum were-aykroyd or that he was serving Dumius, so he had to pretend to be human in order to be conceived as normal by their standards (which he was anything but, being a were-aykroyd dum dum, he had the best of Aykroydian genes in him and he knew it, he had all the powers of a good were-aykroyd, only dumified versions). He felt even more embarrassed as his rear inflated, swelling and pushing against his jeans and tearing them at the back, giving Bonzi a glimpse of his shorts.

‘Ooooh nice shorts, I think Dumius would think you are very cute in those.’ ‘You are not supposed to look at those!’ ‘Oh am I? But you look so funny and cute in those shorts.’ Bonzi mocked and teased him as he produced a number of loud farts from his rear and he recorded several videos of Gerald farting on his phone and he posted it on his Youtube channel for all to see..’Now you will see what it feels like to be mocked and ridiculed for being an utter dum dum!’, ‘But this is not fair and hardly fun.’ ‘Well Moron Barn did not sound fun either. I mean abusing people for lulz and getting off on their misfortune does not sound pleasant at all, that is just dumb and mean spirited.’ ‘Dum dum is sorry, dum dum was just desperate for some people to interact with.’ ‘Perfectly understandable, and those friends likely did not know your secret and you felt bad about being a dum dum around them so you pretended to be human.’

‘True. Dum dum did not know any better.’ ‘And of course my dum dum knows nothing, he is a dum dum after all.’ ‘Dum dum only knows of Dumius, who is a good master and takes care of me.’

‘Of course and dum dum gets a lot of surprises too.’ Gerald groaned as his shoulders and back broadened as he grew to six foot one as his neck thickened and his face plumped up, giving him a double chin of sorts (and if anyone of you weight gain fetish artist wanna-bes are watching this hoping for fetishistic fat worship content, too bad you are not getting that tonight, so enjoy the nightmares you will be getting) as his hair lengthened.

‘Surprises? What surprises?’ ‘Dum dum gets all sorts of surprises, all just for him too including one very big surprise.’ ‘What very big surprise, could you tell me?’ “Your very own lulzy transformation into a were-aykroyd dum dum is going to be shown by me to everyone including your friends, it is the ultimate payback for you trying to exploit Nathan for lulz when he was just doing wholesome content. Now all those farts of yours are making you famous, watch!’ he showed Gerald the video he made of him farting while in mid-transformation, the numbers of likes the videos were getting were coming out in hundreds and people were even reposting and sharing it on social media for everyone to laugh at, for years Moron Barn had prided itself on performing sick and disgusting practices on its lulcows or ‘morons’ as they were called, performing experiments on them, worshipping them like gods and corrupting them into doing horrible things and performing sacrifices.

Now he knew how that felt, he felt awful, he felt like he had done something wrong…he realized that going after a harmless person who did nothing wrong was not right at all, he was just a dum dum were-aykroyd after all and he did not know any better (but luckily his master and only father figure, Dumius had taught him enough in terms of rights and wrongs so he could pick up the basics on what those meant!) and he needed someone to teach him. Of course that person to teach him would be Dumius the were-aykroyd master, who took him in and raised him after he was abandoned when he was young and how he was able to find himself getting along with him.

Gerald fell to his knees and began to sob asking…’Why do you act like I cannot do things by myself?’, he felt pissed off that he could not be trusted by himself. Bonzi crossed his arms, his grin fading as he looked over at him. “Because you are not fully smart enough to be able to do such things, everyone knows you are a minor antagonist, as a dum dum, you very much have a lot of training left to do before you can be as powerful as him.’

His eyebrows thickened as his eyes widened, one turning from brown to green in the process while his forehead elevated and his nose broadened and developed a cleft, his features shifting to look Aykroydian as his voice altered, sounding Aykroydian yet comical and funny. His memories and personality reset themselves, becoming that of his hew persona…’Dum dum remembers this now! Dum dum remembers you, Bonzi. You came and helped dum dum that one time!’ ‘Why yes I did, I helped you control your dum dum instincts and prevented you from harming anyone. Without your master, you need guidance and I am here to help.’

He looked at his computer, seeing his Moron Barn account and the information in general fading away into the proverbial oblivion, being replaced with new information and a new personal profile page focused on being a dum dum were-aykroyd, his loyalty to an online cult that did not even know his true nature had faded and all he needed was a master, Dumius to be exact. ‘There, that is better. Why were you hanging around with people who do not appreciate dum dums and swearing loyalty to people that would not even give you the time of day?’ ‘I do not know, dum dum does not know.’

‘Exactly.’ ‘Dum dum never knows.’ ‘But one thing I do know about my darling dum dum is that your master must be missing you and I can help you bring you back home to him.’ He used his magic to transport Gerald back to the were-aykroyd dum dum palace belonging to Dumius and oh boy was Dumius delighted to see his dum dum had returned!

Dumius was delighted to see that someone he considered a son was back and he was ready to take him back again, as the purple gorilla smiled because his job was done. Gerald was once again welcomed by the dum dum were-aykroyds, and forgot all about what had happened before (it was silly of him to try and pretend to be human anyway) and he became accepted for who he really was.

It was not too long until he fell in love with a female were-aykroyd dum dum and they started dating, they spent many nights together and eventually he proposed to her and they got married, they now live with Dumius in the palace and his wife now has several dum dum were-aykroyd babies that they raise as children.

And a happy ending was had by all and Bonzi smiled as he disappeared and flew off back to his spaceship HQ as all of the remaining members of Moron Barn forgot that Gerald existed before eventually being wiped out by a plague of dum dum were-aykroyds, and thus Moron Barn was eventually no more entirely, being overtaken by the dum dum were-aykroyd centric domains that were dedicated to the history of Dumius and his world.

Thus comes the lesson for today, do not be a moron on the internet or pretend to be someone you clearly are not because you will become a dum dum for real and it will be your real/true identity from now on!

[spook-central]

Yo i saw you reblog some of nathan/monstermaster13's stuff and wanted to warn you. On deviantart under the same username, he posts Dan Aykroyd transformation fetish fics, along with having a character that turns into John Belushi that he uses to rant about. Plus a ton more questionable stuff

I know nothing about that and I’m also not on that site and I kinda just wanna keep it that way, I’m here for fun and Dan content and I just reblog things that appeal to me. I have no personal stake in anything.

[monstermaster13]

I am going to say this, yes I get really uncomfortable when asked about my age especially when it's about RP content. To clear up the grooming accusations, I did not groom the person in question through the RP it was just in the context of the RP my charaacter was a character who was cursed to become evil and turned that person's character evil and 'killed them off' only to bring them back and well I did use said character without permission for a thing i wrote but i removed that character afterwards.

Said person who portrayed said character in an RP invited me to a mature server and did not tell me.

https://web.archive.org/web/20191015223023/https://www.deviantart.com/pakaku

As someone who is frequently subject to people bothering her based on people deciding they're skeptical of my age/gender/location (because nothing ever happens in Villa Las Estrellas /s), are we just going to ignore the fact that, for two decades, a staff member has (and continues to) get away with claiming he's old enough to serve as a reliable first-hand witness to whether William H. Taft could fit in the White House bathtub? Because I'm sure there are more people living in Villa Las Estrellas than there are people who today could be a great great great great grandfather if each generation had kids when they were 20.

Some places are RUN by catfishers. Sorry guys, but I'm out. I have a name to make for myself in Domotown. And people wonder why Monstermaster13 gets defensive when people bother him over unintentionally identifying with the wrong birthday. Considering Pakaku is a staff member, Monstermaster13 has the right to.

Hey, you never know.

[mr-wormy]

Vampire Louis! Credit to @monstermaster13 for giving me the idea.

[jasper-rolls]

a warning regarding another user

hey there - something a bit more serious this time unfortunately, as i and some friends of mine have something to get off our chest.

we have been harassed and stalked at length for over 2 years at this point, by a user who goes by monstermaster13 on here and most other websites. i myself have remained mostly quiet about this publicly, only vaguely referring to the events in question on a very occasional basis. we have attempted to report him multiple times to the authorities and moderators of said sites, and have largely received shrugs back, so this is our only other course of action - to directly identify him to others and lay clear how he has acted and treated us during this time.

we have written a document that goes into significantly more detail about the events of the previous two years and why we feel it is necessary to do this - to be clear, we believe he is not only a problem for us, but for others who become targets of his ire over deeply petty reasons, and this is why we would encourage not directly contacting or harassing him over this - just read the document, block him, and move on.

the document can be found here. it's quite a lengthy one since it covers a lot of things, but if you have limited time, the section entitled "The Events" covers our main problems with monstermaster13

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10pMs-Js3kH-0Gt8FvnxVTMw1wF2nnL_Cf--xR-BvK9c/edit?usp=sharing

apologies for the dour tone of this journal - i have a lot of exciting stuff i'm eager to get back to - i would just very much like to get this off my chest and put this problem behind me as soon as possible. if you take the time to read the document, thank you very much.

[jextyner]

Free as A Feline. by monstermaster13

[wackywildtvads]

I was looking up GMTV Continuity videos and I found this one which has a commercial for Haribo in it.  There is a cartoon kid TF at 4:09 and 4:18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN-Eh53-VjQ

MonsterMaster13

Wow, dude, I just saw this flagged on my YouTube channel.

Here’s a link to the ad you mentioned-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN-Eh53-VjQ

It’s very cool, and I like the TF in it. :D <3 I wonder how many others from Haribo are like this?  Queuing up..

[monstermaster13]

Full Moon Dum Dum Madness

NOTE: This is part of a series of dum dum were-aykroyd transformation stories that take place in a different universe outside of the regular universe the characters are from, this is a continuing series that has now included Corey and Oats as part of the main cast and also includes parodies of fat acceptance/weight gain fics and mentions of body horror or some body horror elements and is not to the tastes of everyone in particular (due to horror content, gross out elements, etc),  so if you have an issue with this I really could not give a damn (so none of your petty hate rants or you will be dumified).  

For more information on the saga look at the rest of the chapters in the order they appear in before reading this:  Aykroydian Nightmare (has the first sort of  appearance of the dum dum were-aykroyd, or rather a glimpse of him in the form of a nightmare sequence),  To Be The Master's Favorite Aykroyd,  Curse of the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyds,  Night of the Dum Dums, Spirit of the Were-Aykroyd (the first one to feature Corey and Oats as supporting characters)

Were-Aykroyd Came From Planet Dum Dum, Rise of The Dum Dum Plague, The Dum Dum Plague Begins,   Brotherhood of the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyds,  Invasion of the Were-Aykroyd Dum-Dums,  Corey and Oats in the Case of the Dum Dum Cookies, Corey and Oats VS The Dum Dums,  The Dum Dum Spirit's Newest Host,  The Were-Aykroyd Master's Lover, The Debut of The Female Dum Dum,  Attack of the Giant Dum Dum, A Dum Dum Plot For A Dum Dum Were-Aykroyd,  The Return And Rise Again Of The Dum Dum Queen, Tim Gets Dummed Dummed, Domain of the Dum Dums, Wrath of the Dum Dum Master and Dum Dum Proxy and Inside the Mind of A Dum Dum and Dum Dum Female Problems.

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Nathan did not know how or why he had to end up in such an odd predicament but somehow he had and now he did not want to be stuck in it, each night he would have to deal with turning into a plus sized female were-aykroyd named Danielle (and boy was she ever hyperfixated on ruining him, oh she certainly was!) and Danielle was one troublemaker he did not like (not in the very least) but unfortunately for him she was always there.

She was always there waiting, lurking, hiding and waiting to take over him - fortunately for Nathan, he only turned into her in the dum dum universe.  How he ended up in the dum dum were-aykroyd was a complicated affair in its own, he originally only signed the agreement in hopes of getting to keep his humanity but also in hopes of becoming a father only for that damn spirit to rearrange the agreement.

And no not only did he have to turning into a dum dum were-aykroyd every night but a female one at that! And no matter how many times he had tried to cure himself of his condition, it came back to haunt him and he hated that.  Luckily though he had a team of friends who were able to help him fight off the master known as Dumius and his advances.  That team consisting of Corey (a red covid microbe), his best pal Oatsie (an anthro horse), Mel (a koala-girl who lived in Nile Road), Piff (a pufferfish),  Anglo (an anglerfish squishmallow), Aiyido (a beholder), to name just a few.

Corey, Oats and the gang all were in their home in the version of Nile Road that existed in this universe where Nathan was laying in the bedroom next to theirs, he was feeling disoriented and confused as a side-effect from the transformation that happened previously, and from the dreams he had.  Dreams of turning into Danielle, infecting others and turning them into dum dum were-aykroyds,  and even worse than that…becoming pregnant. 

To make things worse he could not exactly keep himself from giving in to his dum dum urges, and when he was a dum dum the last few couple of times he found himself waking up in the store after going into a food coma.  And even worse, nearly being spotted. It was clear at this point the power this were-aykroyd had was too dangerous even for him.

His dum dum were-aykroyd body was so alien and a mystery to him, constantly dripping milk from her growing dum dum melons and producing fart after fart,  and it was all the most embarrassing thing ever to him. To him it felt like a typical cow transformation story minus the whole being bred part.  To him it felt like he was being forced into being an idiot, because the master known as Dumius seemed to like the dum dum were-aykroyd form of his more than hsi human form.

Dumius would call his wife all sorts of food related terms of endearment - which normally would be hilarious (enough so to turn you as red as a lobster) but when he used them it was in a sleazy and disgusting way that made Nathan loathe him all the more.  ‘I can not understand why I cannot simply just find a way to end this nightmare.’  ‘Neither can I.’ Oats added.  ‘Yeah it should be so simple to find a cure for dum dum were-aykroydism, but apparently we underestimated just how effective a master can be.’

‘That is true, most were-aykroyd masters are probably not as powerful as Dumius.’  ‘And yet out of all of them he is the cruelest!’  Nathan had been having trouble finding a master who truly understood him and could help him, some were cruel and abusive to him and wanted him to be as disgusting as they were, some treated him like a son, and some formed a loving partnership with him only to be turned dum dum themselves.  

He recalled the dum dum were-aykroyd plague and all the damage it caused, but our heroes knew Dumius would not stand a chance against their combined efforts because he always lost (and because he is a villainous and abusive character and is written as such, he is not to be viewed as a form of fat-shaming).  ‘He just never will give up until he makes you a dum dum wife forever.’ ‘Yes, such a stupid dum dum wife who only exists to serve her master and nothing more.’

‘Exactly..’  The group of heroes all worked on their plan to help Nathan, meanwhile..Dumius the dum dum were-aykroyd was in his palace somewhat gladly he nearly fully corrupted Nathan last time. ‘The last attempt was fairly successful up until that microbe and horse and their friends ruined it for me! But no matter what,  I shall try again. My delicious dum dum dumpling shall be mine and I know how to do it. Sugarsack, Chub!’  ‘Yes, master?’  ‘I have another plan to claim my dum dum wifey and I know that you two can help me.’  ‘Why yes…tell us what you have in mind.’

He then used his dark powers to teleport himself and his minions over to what happened to be a video store known as ‘Prehistoric Video’ (because there was a time people thought physical media was going extinct, get it? I knew you would), in said video store resided the worst group of employees ever.  Lead by Degan a supposed non-binary anthro Tasmanian devil/coyote hybrid (who actually was only identifying as non-binary to be woke and was actually born male), his dragon-girl best friend Ramona,  Nia (a character from Xenoblade who Degan had an unhealthy obsession with to the point he stalked her and turned into her to pose as her and trick fans), and a British punk wannabe named Krutz (Krutz was often so hard to understand when she talked that she needed subtitles).

They had been punished for their crimes to work  at the video store by an elder being after they broke interdimensional crosssover law, and it was obvious no one was supposed to like them at all, because they were all pricks. ‘How dare you be rude to my friends, I am going to berate you in a comment and then isolate you from me on all social media platforms!’ Degan furiously yelled as he blocked people on his account who called him out for liking some pretty awful movies. Half of the movies Degan very much suggested for people were trashy Sy Fy Channel grade trash with softcore not-quite-porn in them such as the notoriously awful ‘Clown Orgy’ series (which was a franchise about people turning into grotesque Killer Klowns-esque clown-freaks and getting in grotesque orgies, it was a franchise that was very much a bad-not-erotic-at-all amateur snuff film wannabe series), ‘Toonvile Fetish Fest’ (a Cool World knock-off) and ‘This Definitely Ain't Noddy An XXX Parody Movie’ and he often got berated for this.

‘Well maybe if your taste was not so trashy people would not be calling you out.’  ‘Trashy? Trashy? But Clown Orgy is a masterpiece.’  ‘You scare people away with your horrible taste and disturbing personality.’ ‘What is so disturbing about my personality?’  ‘Well you are too way open about being a perverted freak for a start.’ Nia responded. ‘Did you seriously just say that, Nia? You are supposed to support me, for crying out loud. Do not talk to me like that.’  ‘Support you? Support you? You dragged me into your world, stole my form and my identity and posed as me to trick my fans and not to mention you are stalking me non-stop, yet I have to be in your friend group? I deserve better than this, damn it, I am a gaming superstar!’ ‘Look I am sorry you had to find out about this.’

Nia turned away from him and tried to continue on with her work, but Dumius unleashed a potent and dangerous gas cloud with his farts that took on the form of a spectral were-aykroyd dum dum who jumped into her body and possessed her,  taking over her and warping her into a fat dum dum were-aykroyd.  The now dum dummed Nia went over to Ramona and kissed her before farting on her, which created another sentient gas Were-aykroyd spirit which then took over the body of the dragon-girl and corrupted it, not only making her a dum dum were-aykroyd who was plus sized and flatulent (like what had happened to Nia) but also making her male.

A badly designed anthro dragon character who looked like he had been made using primitive 90s era CGI found himself being dragged into the ordeal when the dum dum were-aykroyds that used to be Nia and Ramona waddled over to where he was,farting as another dum dum spirit entered was conjured up  - the spirit possessed him and took over his body, slowly turning from an anthro dragon into a were-aykroyd dum dum just like them, but also making him female.

To add insult to injury the spirit decided to impregnate him and he groaned as he found a tiny were-aykroyd dum dum baby growing inside him, his belly swelling to impossible size in terms of pregnancy weight and making his shirt look smaller and smaller each time, his shirt ripped apart revealing his or rather ‘her’ plus sized pregnant body. ‘I guess this is what I get for doing a male pregnancy video then.’

He groaned and groaned as without warning…a mini-dum dum were-aykroyd burst right out of his stomach. ‘Mommy!’  ‘I am not your mommy.’ ‘Mommy!’, he tried to fight the growing motherly urges but he could not and he found himself cuddling the mini dum dum were-aykroyd and treating  him like a son.  Back in the store, Deagan continued to berate people for not liking his taste when the dum dum spirit possessed his Noddy doll (it was not exactly he is, it was one the ones a little girl had and he stole it from them!) and turned it into an alive plus sized were-aykroyd duo that belched a green gas that infected some of the other customers.

The customers all turned into plus sized were-aykroyd dum dums and farted, infecting other customes…Krutz found herself falling victim to this as one of the transformed customers farted on her, turning her into a female dum dum were-aykroyd and more than that, forcing her stomach to expand to the point it burst her shirt right open, expanding to the point of pregnancy and developing a dum dum baby were-aykroyd inside it, her breasts swelling and dripping with milk as the dum dum were-aykroyd baby burst out of her belly in a visceral manner.

Deagan looked at his social media accounts, and every single one of the accounts he was following shifted to be centered around those of a dum dum were-aykroyd, containing reposts from Dumius himself and were-aykroyd dum dum art.  Even his own artwork he did of people becoming clowns and sexed up versions of characters like Noddy and Pingu morphed and changed, showing art of plus sized were-aykroyd dum dums eating together and serving Dumius. ‘We all serve Dumius and you shall too.’ ‘No, this cannot be true.’ ‘Oh yes, it is, you shall be a dum dum too.’

The now dumified Nia lumbered towards him…’Nia!’ ‘Yes, it is me.’ ‘But look at you, you are a dum dum freak.’ ‘And I feel much better.’  She tackled him and forced him to smell her farts, causing him to cough, as he coughed and coughed…he felt a sensation that made it seem like his throat was tearing apart from within as he coughed up odd green and black ooze from his mouth. ‘Why are you doing this to me, Nia, did I do something to harm you?  This is not supposed to happen to me, damn it! I was supposed to get you to notice me, you are supposed to be my senpai.’ ‘I have a confession. I never loved you. I let you drag me into these situations and gave you my powers briefly because I took pity on you.  You were the only guy in the whole virtual world who nobody wanted to date so I picked you out of pity.’

‘What? You picked me out of pity? So you do not love me after all?’ ‘I could never love a man who isolates others from themselves based on opinions. By the way, your taste sucks. You gave Joker and Killer Klowns From Outer Space two stars.’  ‘Only because there were no clown orgy scenes in them.’  ‘My Twin Simp dating app told me I would find someone in the virtual world that would take me to new places, and unfortunately, you have not done that. All we have done is get in trouble and get punished to work in this store. I want you to know that this is how I truly feel about you.’

He coughed up more and more green ooze as a tiny lumpy formation formed in his throat and forced itself out, forming into a mini were-aykroyd dum dum that hatched from a dum dum egg capsule.  He found himself unable to breathe for much longer as he passed out, but his last few words were…’I have a confession too. I am not really non-binary, I am actually male but was pretending to be non-binary just to be hip and woke. I am not really destined for the life of being your twin either,  I only made that a thing in the virtual world.  I do respect you as a character but I just wanted to be like you, I didn't mean to take over your life. Nor did I mean to be rude to people with opinions that differed to mine.’ 

‘Oh I am glad you see things my way.’  He passed out as the gas entered his system and in a manner that seemed similar to a final kill in a horror movie, he was wiped out instantly as his brain and mind were re-wired into those of a dum dum were-aykroyd and his form morphed and changed into that of one as well, his memories shifting to match.  The boss of the video store looked over at them and exclaimed….’Damn it Deagan, I cannot deal with you and your friends failing your job over and over and stinking up the joint!  If you do not clean up your act, you are all fired!’

When Deagan awoke he was a dum dum were-aykroyd and he had farted on his boss, his boss became infected and turned into a were-aykroyd dum dum too, and soon the video store had been infested with dum dums.  Dumius and his two henchmen began to make their way to Nile Road, using their dark powers to do so.

At Nile Road, the duo along with their friends and the Burtonian gang were all hanging around and waiting for when the dum dums would strike,  Nathan had a relatively normal day apart from a few hiccups and he had gone out for lunch before he came back, it was the late afternoon when he arrived back.

He looked around and he saw Corey and Oats who were working on a new method to help him combat the sinister powers of Dumius and his dum dum hordes.  Piff the pufferfish was mastering magic that he could use.  Nathan had a relatively normal day and was looking forward to just relaxing and not transforming out of fear of growing too big to control his own behavior.

Aiyido the beholder was keeping watch when he saw Dumius and his two henchmen emerging….’Oh greegle my gragglers! Those dum dums are back again. Those dum dums are back.’  ‘They are back again?’ ‘Oh yes, they are back and it looks like they want to take Nathan again.’  ‘Well do not worry about that, we have got this.’  ‘Yeah, we can do this.’ ‘Let us all teach him a lesson.’

They gathered together as Dumius and his hordes approached their Nile Road home and barged in through the window. ‘How the heck did those idiots get in?’ ‘Never mind, let us just teach them a lesson.’  ‘Dumius, I see you have returned.’ ‘Indeed I have and I have come for Nathan.’  ‘We know, so what do you want this time, Dumius? Are you going to try and corrupt him and turn him against us? Fatten him up?’ ‘Oh yes I certainly am.’

Dumius sniffed Nathan for a little bit and inspected him…’We well well, did my delicious dumpling dum dum enjoy her day?’  ‘Yes it was a normal non-dum dum day and hey, I am a male, not a woman, call me by the correct pronoun, you prick!’  ‘Oh but we know you are my dum dum bride and you are going to make such a good mommy.’  ‘No I am not, I do not know what it is with every master I have met very much acting like I am not human when I clearly am.’ ‘Oh really now?’

Aiyido the beholder floated over to him and attempted to blast some eye-rays at him before Dumius used a spell of sorts to open up a special surprise room for Nathan. Nathan looked at the room and was horrified. It was the most garishly designed room ever, made more to appeal to a dum dum were-aykroyd with an impish mind-set as it had all sorts of weird soft toys, a television which showed a hypnotic image of the full moon on a loop and a weird transformation machine and a wardrobe full of the most feminine outfits imaginable.  ‘Ick, that is so gross and garish.’ ‘Yeah if sissyification fetishists had wet dreams, this is what it would look like.’ ‘How could you think this is appealing to Nathan at all?”

“Yeah, that is something a female were-aykroyd would like.”

“Not for your friend in the slightest.”

“Oh but I have something that is for him, alright. A big mommy belly.”

“You would not do that, would you?”

“Oh yes, I would.”

He teased Nathan for a bit before reaching out for him and pulling at his shirt, causing a warm sensation to build up in his chest, two round formations slowly developed on it and blossomed outwards, swelling with fat and dripping milk all over his shirt as his belly swelled and swelled to the point it almost looked like he was pregnant. ‘Hey, what the hell are you doing to my body, are you trying to make me pregnant? But I am male. When males get pregnant it is rare and often very weird, trust me, I have read those kind of stories!’ ‘But you look very cute with a preggo belly, my dumpling.’

Nathan gasped as his belly swelled and swelled until it looked like he was pregnant and he looked shocked. ‘This is sick and disgusting. I am not supposed to be pregnant, I am a male and cannot give birth.’  ‘Oh but as a were-aykroyd, you are female.’  ‘She is only my alter-ego, we are not one and the same. This is so gross and wrong!’

Corey and Oats decided to call for help, Carmela and Rosalyn and Andrea were having a conversation with Janha listening in and offering her input, after putting up with what sounded like their own nonsense language nobody possibly could understand Piff spoke up. ‘Jahna, we don’t mean to be rude but could you please tell your pals here to leave the conversations about personal lives until a time when we are not in constant perrill?’  

There was no answer so Piff decided to puff himself up and speak up again, this time making himself louder…’Hey! We need your guys to help us because our pal Nathan is dealing with a crazed male were-aykroyd who wants him to be his wife and now our pal is becoming pregnant even though he is male!’ ‘Hey! Piff, that was quite loud.’  ‘Yes, I have to make myself louder so that you folks can actually hear me!’  ‘I was in the middle of a conversation.’ ‘And I am sure it was a good one but how can you even put up with that? It is rude to speak in another language to people that do not speak the same language.’

“Hey!”

“It is true, you know.”

“And some of us do not speak..uhhh..whatever language you speak.”

“Yeah to us, you sound like aliens. “

“Sorry.”

‘You are all forgotten of course, it is just we have an intense were-aykroyd episode we are doing here and we do not have time for your personal conversation catch-up.’ ‘I know I know,  I just wanted to do a pointless discussion scene, and yeah we could not afford subtitles.’  ‘You cannot afford subtitles?’ ‘Beats me, that was not supposed to be part of the package of being in these adventures.’  ‘How about we just get to helping Nathan?’ ‘Right, we should all do that.’

Corey and Oats pointed to Nathan who was dealing with his belly fattening more and more as his chest was swelling and two round formations developed on his chest, blossoming into a pair of what was known as breasts, his stomach gurgling as he felt an unbearable hunger take over from within (to all you fat fetishist weirdos out there, still think this is hot, do you? Well try thinking the same way after you read the upcoming transformation!).

He felt so very hungry, he groaned…and instinctively started speaking in dum dum were-aykroyd speak. ‘Dum dum is hungry and needs master to feed her food, dum dum is hungry.’ ‘Nathan, you are not her. You do not need Dumius to feed you, you are our friend!’ ‘Dum dum does exactly what master says!’  ‘But you are not the dum dum, you are you!’ ‘Oh do you really think that my dumikins will listen to you? I do not think so. I am the master here and I want my dum dum queen.’

‘Forget it, you are not going to get to do it.’  Piff responded. ‘Absolutely, and before you even think about trying to get to us might I remind you that we cannot be transformed?’ ‘Yeah, I am a koala-girl!’ Mel added. ‘And I am a covid microbe!’ ‘And I am a horse!’ ‘I am already a monster so do not even bother.’ Aivyan responded.  

“And I am an anglerfish!”

‘I am a beholder and when I say that I will get you in 10 minutes, I usually mean it as a joek but not in your case!’  ‘And I am a pufferfish. I am a fugu but not a tacky one!’  ‘This so called dum dum wife of yours is also our friend and we have to stop you from bringing her out.’ ‘Oh but my delicious dummy dumpcake loves coming out for her master, is that not right?’  ‘Tee hee, dum dum loves to come out for the master and play with him, tee hee!’ ‘No Nathan, snap out of it, you are not her, you are you!’

Dumius smirked as he looked over what was going on…’Oh but she IS, and Danielle, my precious big round chocolate roll with two dollops of cream, she belongs to me.’ Piff began to explain the situation to the members of the Nile Road house in this universe, explaining where Dumius came from and what he was. ‘So he is a plus sized were-aykroyd who is a villain who wants to make your friend into his wife?’  ‘Actually I was cursed to become female because of a weird deal I made with him and the original deal was that I was supposed to be remain male while adjusting to the life of a dum dum were-aykroyd and now thanks to the agreement being changed, I have to be female in this weird dum dum universe!’

“That sounds very horrible to have to go through such an ordeal.”

“Oh yes, very much so. Being a dum dum were-aykroyd is awkward enough but a female one too?”

Aiyido the beholder pointed out that Dumius wanted Nathan to become a fat were-aykroyd wife and that he and the teams all worked hard to try and stop that from happening. ‘Trust me those dum dums are the worst, more destructive than Ariane.’ ‘I do not know about that, Ariane and Zara are both pretty dangerous when pissed off.’ ‘And do not get me started on her friends, Caca is literally named after poop and he has serious trust issues, Darkoi is always causing trouble to no end and Annie is a little entitled diva. Why does Ariane even have these people as her friends?’ 

‘Has anyone seen Darkoi's shirt and underwear?’ Ariane inquired to herself. ‘Ariane, Darkoi needs to be taught how to keep his clothing on, he keeps losing his clothing.’  ‘Yeah, tell him he is not a stripper.’  Piff responded.  ‘Darkoi, are these your socks and your hats? Is this your tower, your flannel?’  ‘Ariane, could you keep your drama with your imaginary friends separate from our adventures, we would rather not be involved in it.’ ‘Fine.’  ‘See what we have to deal with?  Ariane seriously needs her own show and should not be derailing ours for a pointless subplot with her imaginary friend characters! Like who cares if Darkoi is dating someone new or if every friend of hers gets in a fight?’

Dumius laughed as Nathan found himself swelling even more as a mini dum dum were-aykroyd spewed out of his stomach in a visceral manner. ‘Eeeeew, did I just witness that?’ ‘Yes, you did and it was not very pretty.’ ‘Yeah, a mini were-aykroyd coming out of your belly does not sound too nice.’  ‘Ick, look at how disgusting it is!’  ‘Mommy?’ ‘I am not your mommy!’ Nathan exclaimed as he tried to swat the gross dum dum were-aykroyd baby away. 

“Yeah, he just impregnated you and that is so bizarre and freakish.”

“It is like in Beetlejuice 2 with the weird Beetlejuice baby.”

‘Mini Dum Dum Were-Aykroyds are just sooo…eeew.’ ‘Absolutely.’ ‘Do you have something against mothers?’ ‘Oh no, of course not.’ ‘It is just I never want to think about having babies or being a mom. And thank goodness this is not a sissyification transformation because you know I would hate being in one of those.’  ‘Yeah and if we tried stopping it in one of those you know one of those overzealous sissyification fans would be accusing us of kink-shaming and calling us incels.’ ‘I hate those guys. Even if some of them are actually female, they should not be approving of such gross fetishization like that!’

Piff watched before intervening…’Yes, and I think we should do something right now!’ ‘And that thing is stop Dumius from making Nathan into a dum dum were-aykroyd wife forever!’, they all began to work on their plan some more, as they did - Aiyido and Mel both found a spell that they could use.

They used the spell on Nathan to slow down the influence of Dumius, which caused his stomach to shrink back to normal size as if he had not gained any weight or gotten pregnant at all.  ‘Phew, thanks guys!’ ‘No problem. We should protect Nathan to make sure he does not go full on dum dum!’  ‘Yes, we do not want Danielle to make a comeback again, that were-aykroyd is smarter than she looks!’

The group all huddled into the bedroom as Nathan decided to rest for a couple of hours, the dreams he had when he fell asleep were not the pleasant ones he was hoping for, they ranged from encountering a dum dum were-aykroyd female version of himself who mocked him and teased him about how he was doomed to become her forever, to scenarios where the pregnancy belly grew back,  to scenarios where he went full dum dum and could not do anything about it.

In some of them he found himself in a number of embarrassing situations that provoked the transformation even more, he woke up in a cold sweat. ‘Nathan, are you alright?’ ‘My stupid dum dum were-aykroyd master has infested my nightmares once again!’ ‘That really greegles my graggles!’ Aiyido the beholder responded. ‘I know, he will not stop until I am his fully corrupted dum dum wife!’  ‘I totally admit that this is messed up.’ 

He groaned as he looked around and a look of shock/horror came over his face when he realized it was a full dum dum moon, and he remembered when Dumius said…’You may have escaped my wrath but you will be back to being a dum dum wifey by the rise of the next dum dum moon!’.  ‘Oh shoot.’ ‘Do not worry, we can do this together.’

Nathan groaned as his stomach slowly began to swell and swell, also gurgling and growling and making him hungry. ‘Oooh dum dum hungry, dum dum is so hungry. Wait, I just called myself a dum dum again, oh crap!’ ‘You can do it Nathan.’ ‘Yeah, you can do it.’ His stomach swelled and swelled as his torso and chest expanded with fat, pushing against his shirt and causing several buttons to pop off. 

Hairs slowly crept up on his torso, chest and arms as his arms broadened and his hands slowly followed suit,  his fingernails lengthening as his fingers thickened. Two round formations began to form on his chest, swelling up and outwards as they became what was commonly known as a pair of breasts. A pair of plus sized breasts that produce lots and lots of milk that spilled onto his shirt which was ripping and tearing in a few places. 

He found himself drawn to the thought of eating the food in the fridge as he lumbered towards the kitchen, making odd dum dum noises as his legs slowly thickened and swelled with fat, several loud farts emitting from his rear as his rear plumped up, his belly swelling even more and pushing against his belt.

“Dum dum love grooowing, dum dum loves to grow. Tee hee.”

“Oh no, he is speaking in dum dum again!”

“Snap out of it, mate, snap out of it.”

When he barged, he lumbered into the kitchen, he headed towards the fridge and started to raid it, eating all of the food he could reach. ‘Tee hee, dum dum loves this food, dum dum loves eating so much’, and he found himself eating more and more, his hunger increasing in a way that could easily be parallel to a hunger for flesh or thirst for blood (and if you are still trying to jerk off to this, ha ha you lose! This is made to gross you out and never make you have this kind of fetish ever again, so you lose!) and it was driving him insane.

Dumius laughed and smirked…’Do not resist your urges, my delicious dum dumikins!’ ‘I must resist them or I will end up going full dum dum and losing control of myself, guys I need some help here!’ ‘We are all trying our best here.’  ‘Absolutely, we are. We know this is a difficult process to control but we need to work on something to stop this!’

“Oh this is horrible, please make it stop.”

“Now why would I do that, my dearest dumpling? I am having so much fun tormenting you with this curse of yours!”

Nathan groaned as more and more farts emitted from his rear as he gorged himself more and more, all sorts of silly giddy dum dum thoughts entered his mind, making him want to do dum dum were-aykroyd things but he resisted, his shoes slowly burst apart to reveal his feet which were growing larger and developing webbed toes.

His privates altered to become feminine as more milk dripped from his breasts…’Oooh this is so wrong and disgusting, it is weird that I have to produce milk as a were-aykroyd.’ ‘No it is not, my dearest dumikins, those melons are perfect for nurturing dum dum were-aykroyd babies!’ he groaned and attempted to cover up the parts of his body that were being exposed due to his fattening body.

He groaned more and more as his pants slowly tore and ripped apart, leaving him in his shorts and a slightly ripped part of his shorts before morphing into a feminine outfit that looked regal but also fitting for someone of his not-so-newly-gained-build, he felt absolutely ridiculous wearing this outfit. ‘Oh great, you made me look like one of those weirdos who posts sissification art even if they are the same gender as the character in question!’ (If you happen to be into this, ha you just got mocked, how does it feel to be represented like this?)

“Good lord this is horrifying and so wrong.”

“Dumius, do not do this to our friend!”

Oats looked mortified…’As much as I like that dress, I think this is horrifying and wrong on so many levels.’  Nathan moaned as he grew in height to six foot one and his back and shoulders broadened while his hair lengthened. Aiyido the beholder used some magic to fight off more dum dum were-aykroyds that were charging towards them.

The transformation was horrifying beyond all belief but the team managed to make their way through the ordeal, fighting off numerous dum dum were-aykroyds. Nathan found himself farting more and more, and he found himself releasing an even louder than usual fart from his rear that spread out through the windows and doors.  Two sissy art creators were talking to each-other on their phones about how they just had called someone who disliked their Disney prince sissyification art an incel when the fart cloud got to them and reached their nostrils. ‘Ick, like what is that weird smell and why am I suddenly feeling so silly?’ ‘I am feeling silly and goofy as well, like I want to toot and be a were-aykroyd dum dum!’

It did not take long for them to get infected by the farts as they found themselves giggling uncontrollably as they swelled and bloated, outgrowing and bursting out of their stereotypically girlish looking clothing and leaving them naked and growing into female dum dum were-aykroyds, they both could not stop farting as they produced fart after fart after fart (See? This is what will happen to you when you only exist to like being dumbed down! This is you, this is YOU!) and all their friends followed suit -  as did everyone in their online group of sissy art fans, all of their fetish art content centered around sissyification shifted to become centric on dum dum were-aykroyd transformations and their profiles shifted to match.

“Mommy, this is terrifying.”

“Hold on Oatsie, we can do this.”

Nathan gasped as his forehead elevated and his eyebrows thickened, eyelashes blossomed around his eyes, next to this his own eyes widened, the color of one shifting from brown to green, he looked at himself in shock as his nose broadened and developed a cleft, his features feminized and took on an aykroydian appearance.

He felt his neck as it swelled and thickened, and he gasped in horror as he developed a double chin and his voice shifted to sound Aykroydian and feminine (but also quite silly sounding),he held his head as he felt ‘her’ presence making itself known. ‘Tee hee, dum dum serves the master and does what she can to make him happy.’  ‘Nooooo, Nathan!’ ‘Dum dum listens to the master and takes care of the place while he is away.’

Several dum dumish thoughts entered his mind and made him feel all giddy and silly as his or ‘her’ transformation completed, ‘she’ became so mindlessly happy and dum dum-like and also so hungry, with his/her hunger increased more than ever -  the dum dum were-aykroyd that was once Nathan barged through the wall. ‘Tee hee, dum dum is hungry! Dum dum needs to feed!’ ‘No Nathan do not do this.’

Nathan (as Danielle) lumbered around throughout the city, and then raided the local Woolworths and Pac N Save for food, Corey and Oats and all their friends chased after him/her and caught up. ‘Nathan, you are not a dum dum, you are still in there somewhere.’ He snapped out of it after Aivyan and Aiyido both hugged him and helped him recover his memories. ‘Huh? What the heck happened back there and why am I here in Woolworths?’ ‘Dumius corrupted you and made you into a dum dum were-aykroyd wife!’  ‘Again? I keep telling him not to do it to me but he just keeps doing it and making it worse.’ 

Dumius looked over at Nathan with a dejected/angry look on his face…’How dare you return to your old personality and regain your old memories! You are supposed to be mindless just like all good dum dums are.’ ‘Dumius, we have told you time and time again that you will never be able to succeed because we are always able to defeat you, even if you do dumify Nathan, he is still our pal!’

Now with his normal thoughts and memories back, Nathan looked at himself through the window and saw himself as a dum dum were-aykroyd female, horrified at what had happened to him. ‘No wonder I hate this form, I don't even think this form is attractive.’ ‘Oh but I do, my delicious extra soft dum dum sorbet!’ Piff and Aiyido cringed at the food related terms of endearment Dumius was using (normally these would be funny or romantic but it was disgusting and morbid whenever Dumius said it) and then looked over at Nathan. Aiyido then got an idea, he used a spell to teleport Nathan back to the house along with himself and all the others, and he used a special soothing sleeping spell to put his friend to sleep.

Nathan fell asleep and was laid to rest for the night on a spare bed, and as he rested, he found himself slowly returning to his normal form, turning back into himself as his friends watched and cheered. ‘My plans have been ruined once again! But just because I have lost this battle against you lot, it does not mean that..’ ‘Yes we know, you will be back again soon.’  ‘But for now, our friend is back to himself and you have been defeated yet again.’

“Yes and we know you likely did not take too kindly to this.”

“Oh yes, because you took my wifey away from me!”

“Too bad, you lost, accept it, pal.”

‘I shall be back again. Chubs, Sugarsack!’ ‘Yes, master?’ ‘We lost once again but we shall be back again, as per usual. So until then, goodbye, follow me boys!’ Dumius and his two dum dum were-aykroyd henchmen used some dark magic to disappear into the night. ‘Yes, we did it! We defeated him once again!’ ‘As usual.’  ‘Absolutely, we all did it.’ 

Piff yawned as he floated into bed with Tangie…’I think it is time we hit the hay, defeating an evil were-aykroyd sure is tiring work!’ ‘It sure is.’ All of the team members jumped into bed and snuggled up, they said goodnight to each-other and dozed off, as Anglo turned off the light and they all drifted off to sleep.

They all had sweet dreams as they drifted off to sleep and their horrifying ordeal was over for the night, Nathan was not plagued by dum dum were-aykroyd nightmares - and even if it were to happen again, his friends would all be there to help him.  Corey and Oats had once again helped him and snapped him out of his dum dum state.

Even though Nathan knew he would likely never be able to find a way to fully cure himself of his condition, he realized that as long as he could find ways to prevent himself from losing control of himself -  and with the help of his friends, he knew that he would always be able to take down Dumius and his dum dum hordes.

Their ordeal had come to a closure and all was once again well, they all were safe and sound knowing that no dum dums would come after them and it was as peaceful as it should be, nothing came after them in the night, not even dum dums

And thus this chapter of their adventure in the dum dum were-aykroyd universe had come to a closure. Another chapter in this saga has come to an end for our heroes but that does not mean it is over, oh no…more dum dum adventures are on the horizon, but for now, this chapter closes up and all the dum dums are locked away. 

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Our heroes certainly dealt with a lot of dum dum problems throughout this saga but they are only getting started, so please stay tuned for more.  This entire storyarc was based on a character-ai roleplay session involving were-aykroyds that I cannot adopt the entirety of because there is no definitive way to tell which way it will go but I will always try my best to update the story-arc based on each adventure.

[monstermaster13]

Basically the story behind that is I used to roleplay with someone named Bluman08 who had some oddly specific kinks like for example suiting, bodily fluids, clowns and mind changes among others, he just liked a lot of transformations where people lost their intelligence. I did some RPs with him I did not like beause they got a bit too sexual for my liking and he made me do a jerking off scene, yeah the character I got turned into was a horse-person but that didn't mean bluman could put a masturbation scene in there.

All those grooming accusations are bull if you ask me, Bern never even told me it was a mature server when she/he/them/whatever they are now invited me to it, I was asked once by Mrdrawinglover of all people and that was it, I quit the character tf discord server on my own, I was not banned/kicked out, I did that myself. Because how many times do I have to explain that i'm an adult to these people without being specific about my age?

And for the record about his clown tf post which he mentioned on his AD twitter account, I have personally disliked clown transformations even before he started getting into them because of bad roleplay experiences I have had with a user named Bluman08, the user was one of those ‘fetish’ roleplayers who very much tried to force mature RPs on others.