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[0mija]

異界の車窓から

#monstagram⁡⁡ #yokai #ぬらりひょん #japan

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[monstersflashlight]

Magic dick

A/N: It's been a while since I posted something non-request or commissioned, so here. Also, what’s more romantic than a glory hole?

Non-identified monster x fem!reader || glory hole, free use (kinda?), oral sex, dirty talk

Ending Valentine’s Day on a monster club isn’t what you were expecting, but definitely welcomed. The dance floor is great, and you talked and almost humped a couple monsters. You are keyed up and ready to ask one of them to bring you home for the night, but when your friend asks for a bathroom break, you follow her.

That’s when you see it.

There’s a door at the back, a black door with only one sign in the front that says “Let a magic dick decide your destiny”. You turn to your friend with a smile, she’s already shaking her head.

“No,” she cuts your overexcited self. "Let's go, come on," your friend says, pulling you away from the door. But you dig your heels on the floor.

"Dude, come on! It says Let a magic dick decide your destiny. We need to try it!" You know it’s very unlikely she would say yes, but you want to. You want to end your Valentine’s on a high note, and what a better note than a monster dick.

"I don't wanna try a magic dick," she says, almost exasperated.

You look at her, clasping your hands and begging her: "But I do! Come on, pleaseee!" You try to sound as annoying as possible.

"Ugh, okay, I'll wait here. Go in, have fun, if you aren't out in 30 min I'm coming in, though." She rests her back against the wall and takes her phone out, dismissing your very happy-self.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you," you say as you kiss her cheek loudly and open the door.

Your excitement and anticipation can’t barely keep up with the instant joy that fills your insides. You don’t have time to process why do you feel like that, though.

At the other side there’s a colorful wall with all kinds of genitals painted in pastel colors: human, monster, alien, robot… There’s so many and in so many shapes and colors that it looks almost cozy, like something you could see in a Monstagram post or something. But you don’t focus on that for very long, because in the middle of all of that, there are three holes… and one of them is occupied.

It’s in a pretty combination of purple and green, and it has ridges under the tip, forming almost a crown that looks like it could drive you into oblivion if they rubbed against your G-spot. You lick your lips, your mouth salivating at the idea of tasting him. You don’t know what kind of monster he is, but you can almost picture him with his head thrown back and maybe… maybe horns. Yeah, you’d like if he had horns.

You approach slowly, measuring your steps so he’s at least surprised when you touch him. “Fuck, fuck, fuck…” He starts cursing as soon as you wrap your hands around his shaft.

You aren’t expecting such strong reaction, but it ignites something inside of you that drives you a bit insane with desire. You always preferred partners that were vocal, and the monster on the other side of the wall definitely is.

He’s so big, bigger than any dick you’ve ever seen before, and it’s making you all kinds of hot and bothered. “Hi there, I hope you don’t mind if I help myself here,” you tell the monster, not expecting him to say anything else, but being surprised when he does.

“Are you... who are you?” He sounds choked out, almost as if he’s holding back already and you have only touched him.

“A human,” you simply say, amusement clear in your voice. You don’t know much about glory hole etiquette, but asking for somebody’s identity is probably not it.

He takes a deep breath, sniffing the air audibly. “You smell… Fuck, you smell so good.” He groans, as if your smell is good enough to give him pleasure. His dick twitches in your hand, and well… Maybe your arousal is clear to him? You aren’t sure, but you don’t really mind it, you want to suck his cock and get out of there.

You chuckle, not the first time somebody said that to you tonight. “You can smell me from there?” You ask back, spitting on his dick and using it as lube as he whimpers pitifully.

“Yes. Fuck, yes.” You go faster, your hands working in tandem over his shaft as he bulks against the thin wall.

The sounds he’s making are desperate, and you can feel your pussy tingling as you fall to your knees in front of the hole. You think about saying something, but you end up just leaning forward and taking his tip on your mouth, your tongue softly touching the ridges at the crown until he’s begging you to take him deeper, to move faster, until he’s crying so loud you are sure even the people on the dance floor can hear him. But you don’t even care about it.

You only care about the dick in your mouth and the pathetic sounds he’s making, bulking against the wall as if he’s trying to get as far as possible down your throat. But he can’t. You have all the power, and that excites you. That drives your desire higher and higher until you are drenched and your clit is mirroring the pulses of your heartbeat.

“You are great. Fuck. You are doing perfect. You are perfect. Such a pretty mouth, such good tongue over my shaft. Holy fuck…” He’s chanting all kinds of nonsense, but you don’t answer, too busy swallowing around the shaft in your mouth. You hum a response, making the monster groan very loudly. “Goddess, darling, that feels so good…” His voice breaks in another groan, one that makes your insides twitch and your free hand travels down.

You rub your clit over your panties, thanking the universe for wearing the cute little dress that allows you to touch yourself easily. “Are you touching yourself? Fuck, that’s so hot! Get yourself there, darling, please.” You don’t even question how he knows, but knowing he’s aware of your hand in your panties makes you swallow around him, groaning around his shaft. “Finger that pretty pussy for me. Make yourself come with my dick in your mouth.” His words are exhilarating, you’ve never been with somebody who didn’t make dirty talk sound corny, but good damn it if he isn’t helping you out with that dirty mouth.

You do as he says, rubbing your clit at the same time you jerk him off, your mouth too little to take all of him, not even half. He doesn’t seem to care, cursing and screaming for the Goddess as you drive him crazy with your mouth and hand. You push two fingers inside your welcoming pussy, rubbing the heel of your hand against your clit.

The combined sensation between your hand and the cock in your mouth is enough to make your eyes roll back into your head, the symphony of your mixed moans ascending you to heaven. Your back and knees hurt, but you don’t care, you can’t care. You are so close. So, so close…

“I’m… I’m coming. Goddess, fuck. Holy fuck. Come with me, darling, please, let me smell your orgasm…” His words mean nothing, but they are enough to drive you over the edge.

You clench around your fingers at the same time he screams and your throat is filled with his seed. He tastes sweet, almost like pie (the joke in there isn’t missed). You hum around his shaft until he’s begging and crying out, pulling back as you smile and run your tongue over your lips, catching the last drops of his release. You lick your own fingers as you get up, humming happily and sated.

��Wait there,” he grunts across the wall, the dick disappearing completely as you wipe your mouth and get your dress down.

You chuckle, walking to the door and opening to find your friend looking over your shoulder. You turn around just in time to see a very big, very scary purple and green monster barreling down the hallway, dick still wet and hanging out his open pants.

Turns out the magic dick could predict who would be your soulmate, and nobody was expecting for you to be the mate of the dick in question… Not even him.

[monstax-info]

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official_monsta_x: 🗽🇺🇸 DAY 2 240213 #NYFW2024 #ConceptKorea D-DAY #셔누 #SHOWNU #SHOWNUlog #MONlog #몬스타엑스 #MONSTA_X #MONSTAX #몬스타그램 #MONSTAGRAM

[official-starfall]

Mettaton (He/Him)

A robot with a fabulous attitude and even more fashionable wardrobe. He enjoys expressing himself through creative forms of physical arts, like performing, fashion, and sometimes even taking a crack at stand-up comedy.. although he's not the best at it.

Mettaton is the star of the show, quite literally, considering he has a television show that airs every evening. The show often has an assortment of activities featured each night, from baking, to interviews, to trying to beat humans' world records from an old World Record 1997 book found discarded in Waterfall. Off the show, he keeps up with his followers on Monstagram and never stops creating, because "Life is a show, so always be a star."

[tbhk-twt-events]

Kamome Monster Nursery Season 2

October 27th, 2023 -> October 31st, 2023

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

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Icon 2 [Not sure when it switches over]

Banner

October 27th

Narrator

🎃Announcement🎃 "To all our neighbors: We'd like to thank you for always watching over our monsters and researchers with love and care. Tonight, we want to review a concern we have received from time to time: that our facility looks dangerous and gives people the creeps."

Original Tweet

Narrator

"In light of this, we've decided to set up a social media account to give you all a glimpse of some of our monsters and researchers. By viewing the feats and day-to-day lives of our nursery, we hope it may help you to better understand our noble mission."

Original Tweet

MonsterGram Viewer

"The large-scale social networking service, "Monstagram"... Apparently there is an account there that posts not only the day-to-day lives of humans, but monsters as well..."

Original Tweet

MonsterGram Viewer

"What spine-chilling lives could these monsters possibly be living? Hand shaking, I decided to take a peek at this "Kamome Monster Nursery" account on "Monstagram"..."

Original Tweet

MonsterGram Viewer

"There are already a few posts there. Now, which one should I view first...?" "I'm gonna bite'cha!" — 21.5% The Monster Prodigy — 20% "Hit it like you're gouging it out" — 10.6% >>>Whooo's the sleepless baby? ~Whispering Sweet Nothings・For Eternity...~ — 48% 8,703 votes

Original Tweet

October 28th

MonsterGram Viewer

"Alright, let's see if we can access Monstagram..."

Original Tweet

[English version translated by ROF]

[Whooo's the sleepless baby? ~Whispering Sweet Nothings・For Eternity...~]

MonsterGram Viewer

"Oops! A weird video started playing! I was treated like a kitten by a man with a needlessly handsome voice. I think I'll go to sleep early today..."

Original Tweet

[English version translated by ROF]

["I'm gonna bite'cha!"]

MonsterGram Viewer

"It's a video of three monsters practicing their dance moves. Their footwork's a mess, but you can tell they're giving it their all. I wonder if they're going to put on a show...?"

Original Tweet

MonsterGram Viewer

"Setting aside that researcher's cryptic video, it seems to me that the monsters are planning something. What could it be...? Now which one should I look at tomorrow?" The Monster Prodigy — 27.5% "Punch so as to hollow it out" — 22.9% >>>Hanging with the Onii-sans — 49.5% 7,413 votes

October 29th

MonsterGram Viewer

"Alright, let's open up Monstagram again..."

Original Tweet

[English version translated by ROF]

[Hanging with the Oniisans]

MonsterGram Viewer

"Three monsters are being lead through a city by an adult monster and an adult human male. The monster in front is leading them with a flag. He's so cool and collected... wow... I've decided: in my next life, I want to be reborn as a flag!"

Original Tweet

[English version translated by ROF]

[Target Spotted!]

MonsterGram Viewer

"I found the continuation to the last photo. It seems they went to the city to go shopping. The monster is pointing at a hat shop. I guess she found what she was looking for. That's nice."

Original Tweet

[English version translated by ROF]

[The Monster Prodigy]

MonsterGram Viewer

"The three monsters are practicing their writing. There's some paper & envelopes at the side, are they writing a letter for someone...? Looks like the fastest among them is the one with a lot of feathers. ...So fast that it's illegible."

[Translation from this post]

Original Tweet

MonsterGram Viewer

"I feel like I'm beginning to get an idea of what the monsters are planning... I'll take a look at the rest of the posts tomorrow."

Original Tweet

October 30th

MonsterGram Viewer

"Time to access 「Monstagram」again!"

Original Tweet

[English version translated by ROF]

[Secret Nightly Routine]

MonsterGram Viewer

"I-I didn't know they made monsters this adorable...!! The secret behind how she keeps her tail so fluffy is by brushing it daily and bribing it with cookies, it seems."

Original Tweet

[English version translated by ROF]

[Aim to hollow out your opponent, and... Punch!]

MonsterGram Viewer

"The Three Monsters are training. No way - are they preparing for battle...!? Maybe they're planning on beating someone up. Monsters are awesome......"

Original Tweet

MonsterGram Viewer

"Tomorrow it will finally be Halloween. I wonder how they're all going to spend it......"

Original Tweet

October 31st

MonsterGram Viewer

"Seems they didn't post any updates on Monstagram today. The monsters and researchers must be too busy to update."

Original Tweet

[English version translated by ROF]

MonsterGram Viewer

"Judging by the posts I saw, those monsters were probably doing all that work in preparation for today. I wonder if the three of them are enjoying Halloween with the researchers right now...? If they come to town, I'll give them some treats. ..."

Original Tweet

Narrator

"Happy Halloween!"

Original Tweet

[hoseokfran]

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[hobiestuff]

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[wonhosmile]

Relatable 🙈

[years-x]

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[worldofcinanara]

Design for the bat form for vampires

[galaxyinyoureyes15]

Mr. IM CHANGKYUN please stop it you tease

[monstax-info]

240214 Official Monsta X Instagram Update

official_monsta_x: 🗽🇺🇸 DAY 2 240213 DAY OFF #셔누 #SHOWNU #SHOWNUlog #MONIog #몬스타엑스 #MONSTA_X #MONSTAX #몬스타그램 #MONSTAGRAM

[monstaexneozonestuff]

Wonho🤩🤩❤️🤍🤍

Missed him so much..kinda disappointed coz he cannot be with monsta x but it's okay as long as we'll be able to see him

[horizonmx]

edit for you ❤️