#monkeynaut

[moonisagremlin]

okay, so i'm re-reading ALL of the TF2 comics for my little zine project, and i have discovered interesting things and silly things.

starting with the WAR! update comic:

-The Bitch connects her microphone to different speakers to talk to both RED and BLU team.

-Meet the Spy is canon in the comics.

-The Bitch can read people pretty well i guess.

-The BLU soldier and the RED demo are besties. They met at a projectile weapons expo. They knew eachother for six months before the WAR! comic.

-The Bitch doesn't have any friends (whomp whomp).

-The Bitch: "In my experience, Miss Pauling, nothing kills a friendship faster... than a healthy competition."

-Saxton Hale is... just. like. that.

-Wait, did the first design of Bidwell have a moustache?

-Saxton FUCKS. (With The Bitch. What the fuck.) ((he also tries flirting with Miss Pauling.))

-monke lore:

poopy joe was an american monkeynaut that sadly passed away in a tragic explosion that occurred moments later after the launch. mann.co was involved in this accident but they keep denying it for legal reasons (during the comic they're going to be under senate investigation soon, and it seems that they were in BIG TROUBLE, so Helen asking for weapons was actually a great way for them to dispose of those weapons involved in the accident).

-(RED) Demoman lives in a mansion in New Mexico with his mum.

-He only has one morning off a week.

-He has three jobs

-His mum is quite mad at him because his dad (rip) had 26 jobs (and somehow managed to be with his family)

-He makes 5 million dollars a year (with the current inflation that would be around- 48,980,957.43$ ????? WHAT??????)

-Demo is halfway to retirement, around his 30's

-He was raised in a home with a bad economic situation :c

-His dad killed the (obviously not real) Queen of England

-The mum misses demo's father :(

-The Eyelander is a haunted, pattern-welded damascus steel and harmonically balanced sword slowly-forged for generations in the bowels of captured english kings

-Not only did Miss Pauling gave him The Eyelander, also multiple cases with weapons that we see in-game (the scottish resistance, for example)

-Miss Pauling calls him Mister DeGroot, which is kinda weird considering they're coworkers and know eachother, but i guess that during this time they weren't really close because demo only knew her as "that wee lass that works with the angry lady who's always screamin' at us while we fight".

-BLU soldier lives in a really secured appartment with lots of locks in his door. He also has two little doors in which he can take his arms outside to necksnap people.

-He lives miserably. He doesn't let ANYONE enter his house. Only the tomato soup wholesaler or the delivery man from the rib place.

-He has BOXES filled with cans of food, so he's house really looks like a fucking bunker.

-They both fought the police together???? Friendship goals honestly.

-Neither Demo and Soldier wanted to fight eachother, they did it to defend themselves from the other one. Demo was made sure that Soldier betrayed him first, and Soldier was manipulated into believing that his best friend said he was a civilian thanks to a poorly-made robotic voice of Tavish. This all led to both of them fighting eachother for their own safety.

[tf2emporium]

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[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Hidden Poopy Joe and Mann Co. Monkeynautics wallpapers from the Pyromania Update in 2012 (these should be full size! Click to download)

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[some-pers0n]

Thinking about when I was griping about how in my fandom a lot of people don't take into account that absolutely wild stuff that is introduced in the comics and how I wish more people explored the characters relegated to it and one person asked me whether my fandom was DC or Marvel. I had to sit there and tell them I was talking about Team Fortress 2 and characters like a talking haunting sword wielded by a monkeynaut named Poopy Joe that was killed in a giant coverup and not like. some random superhero guy

[bananabolio]

Monkeynauts: Mobile Game

My first mobile game project was Monkeynauts! I worked as an Art Director in charge of 3-4 people.

The game originally was conceptualized to be in a pixel art style, but became cartoon-kawaii style.

Monkeynauts Background Art: These were the original backgrounds for the game.

Designs for awards: These designs were used in "Game of the Day" and other awards the game won.

Designs for social media: These illustrations were made to promote the game's updates on Facebook and Twitter.

Monkeynauts characters: Over 100 characters were designed in the two versions of the game. Here are some of them; created by a talented group of artists working in Pocket Rocket Games.

Monkeynauts is no longer available to download and is property of Hyperbeard Games

[thebeerbattle]

Monkeynaut IPA

Straight to Ale and straight to the point. Straight to Ale is actually the name of the brewery out of Huntsville, Alabama, which is the real “Rocket City!” At the Marshal Space Center, they developed the Saturn Rocket for the Apollo missions, and scores of other spaces program propulsion systems. They are also home to the second largest research park in the United States, kinda important. With…

[heavysass]

ok the renders for this random hat on tf2 wiki are genuinely so funny. they are all so bummed out, sniper is barely holding the tears

[thesfid]

I'm blasting off into space heck. #LiveOnTwitch #Doom2016 @straighttoale #Monkeynaut

[bhambeerbuzz]

It's a nice day for drinking some beers outdoors. #DoubleBassDoubleChocolateStout from @starrhillbrewery in the foreground, #Monkeynaut from @straighttoale in the back. Cheers guys!

[venaface]

[scruffypegasus]

StormScout inspired by the Scout cosmetics Mutton Mann, Paisley Pro and Unknown Monkeynaut

Class Name: StormScout

Name: Lilith

Age: ???

Gender: Female

Race:  Storm Creature

[kleptocatsume]

i am completely uninterested in the newest hyperbeard game, monkeynauts, but the upcoming axolochi? it looks so cute, i cant wait!!

[some-pers0n]

Hey, for the ask game. 17 and 21, either TF2 or WoF is fine :>

17 -There Should be More of this Fic/Art

Oohhh, hard one. Honestly I feel more fics about the side characters in WoF. A lot of them are very interesting and ripe for stories. I've been quietly and half-plotting out like a novella-sized fic about Albatross from his POV. I just wanna write about Albatross and show that he isn't just a "crazy old murder guy".

21 - Overhyped Part of Canon

Ngl the whole Abraham Lincoln being the inventor of stairs is so well known and talked about as if it's the height of TF2 lunacy that I can't really...agree. Yeah it's stupid and funny, but there are so many other dumb things to laugh at. One of my favourite things right now is the Poopy Joe saga, which was about a monkeynaut who was sent to space along with a thousand-year-old cursed sword called the Eyelander (it loves churros btw) to fight and kill his Soviet nemesis, Vladimir Bananas. However, when being sent up, the rocket exploded and our beloved Poopy Joe died. MannCo. (who funded this all) hosted a giant memorial, however it's hinted that they actually sabotaged the rocket and did this all to cover it up. It's so...emblematic of the madness of TF2 and I can't help but feel like the whole "President of the USA, Abraham Lincoln, invents stairs after people use rocket jumping to get to the second level of their houses for centuries" thing. Comedy peaked with this image.

[thesweetestgf-blog]

games for littles

♡ board kings

♡ tamagotchi (yes, there’s an app)

♡ animal crossing

♡ hello kitty friends

♡ lunchbox

♡ suck it up

♡ kleptocats & kleptodogs

♡ cat cafe

♡ monkeynauts

♡ bag it!

♡ where’s my water? 2

♡ clumsy ninja

♡ bean boy

♡ mr. crab

♡ sky burger

♡ cat condo

♡ purrfect spirits

♡ simons cat dash

[tam--lin]

ohhhhhhh drat, I’m writing a song about monkeynauts

[southernbrews-blog]

Show your mom how much you love her. Take her to @thecowfishsbb home of the best sushi in Birmingham. While you’re there buy the lady a beer, you’re probably the reason she needs one. #happymothersday #cowfishsushiburgerbar #monkeynaut #southernbrews (at The Cowfish Sushi Burger Bar)