#monkeygirl

[wonder-waffle93]

Total punk sweetie roller derby monkey, FEEBS!

[torvocomics]

Steve Mayles said Dixie had tried to break out as a singer, but her first single just didn't work out, so I made her a musical album cover.

I really like Suzi Quatro and Lita Ford (cover ref), but the song selections are inside jokes (Krunch's vest because i can).

ESPAÑOL Steve Mayles dijo que Dixie había intentado lanzarse como cantante, pero su primer sencillo simplemente no funcionó, así que le hago una portada de disco musical Me gusta mucho Suzi Quatro y Lita Ford (ref de la portada), pero las selecciones de canciones son bromas internas (el chaleco de Krunch porque puedo).

[campto]

Lady Katherine Terwilliger-Smythe Finds Refuge Among The Apes

Lady Katherine Terwilliger-Smythe certainly never saw this in her future. Even when the war against the apes began to go badly for the humans, she couldn't imagine allowing herself to be transformed into an ape. Eurgggh! But when she saw what was happening to the apes' human prisoners she realized there was no alternative.

Now known as Urkka Urkka Eeeka Eeeka EEEEEEK, she serves as breeding stock in General Akk Akk's harem, bearing new simian progeny to occupy the brave new ape-ruled world that Earth has become. She still wears her hair in her same old hoity toity style, and sports what bits of jewelry she managed to retain after forking over her fortune to the apes for the privilege and safety of surgical transformation into this form. She also likes to fantasize that she has on one of her old vast collection of furs, instead of the permanent fur coat she wears 24/7 these days. But all her daydreams come crashing to the ground when she catches herself picking her hairy butt and sniffing her finger, picking and eating lice off of her nearest companion, or just munching on grass... like this.  Then, she will jump up and down screeching and hooting in frustration.

[ylkcheeeks]

What if instead of having a weathered down version of Mint’s dress, Mew Pudding had a sheer hoop skirt over a shorts romper, very clowncore? Also what if she had knee pads and wrist guards as part of her outfit?

(The five toe shoes nobody asked for but you know Purin would love them.)

[abyssalzones]

your spaceship ocs are super cool, can we have some facts about nora if you don't mind?

my spaceship ocs... very endearing way to refer to them, thank you. and yes I think I can definitely find some things to say about monkeygirl here

Nora is a little bit of a complex character for me to get into as she's in what people like to refer to as a "transitional period" in life (otherwise known as a Character Arc), so what may be applicable at one point can change drastically the next. like, y'know, most people. even so I can try to clarify some "fun" "facts" that are consistent:

Nora originally wanted to be a private detective, inspired by her childhood love of mystery novels and unification-era crime-drama TV, which often had a very Real undertone enhanced by grimy production value and actors smoking themselves into an early grave. however, her mother disliked this idea, wanting to steer her towards something friendlier for a future political career. therefore cop. [booing and jeering from the crowd]

she's extremely lactose intolerant, wears contact lenses, and has had dyslexia since childhood. that's kind of a three-in-one "fact" but whatever

she wouldn't consider herself much of a "gamer" but got into a world-of-warcraft-esque MMORPG in college and plays that regularly still, it's pretty much the only video game she's invested time in. possibly too much time.

she sounds (in terms of accent and inflection + speech mannerisms) kind of like if wheatley from portal was a butch woman. I don't know if this is good or bad but do with that information what you will.

Nora has had an aversion to cameras since childhood. rather- being the subject of a camera. interestingly, it's her most passionate hobby in terms of being the one taking the pictures.

hope you enjoyed... the nora hour

[gorillawithautism]

catgirls doggirls what about monkeygirls

[eleemosynecdoche]

Underlying that horrendously long post is that Touhou shipping can be a kind of artistic process and carries metaphorical weight. I'm neither Sanae nor Tsukasa, but I have aspects of both. A lot of people do, and especially autistic or otherwise neurodivergent trans people do. And neither person is good to be, neither person is an ideal you might emulate, but Sanae can still pull foxgirls (or monkeygirls, or other shrine maidens) with her enthusiasm and directness. Tsukasa behaving badly doesn't mean she's unworthy of love or being treated decently. Accept the cringe girlfriends within yourself!

[angellurgy2]

where are all the monkeygirls... i miss them..

[ukkigirl]

hi i hope you’re having a good day i just wanted to come on here and let you know ukki is one of the words for grandpa in finnish and i love that i read your url as grandpagirl

AWW thats so cute i had no idea :) grandpagirl...monkeygirl...ukkigirl 💯

[wonder-waffle93]

Crush

[campto]

Don't Worry, Dearie. You're Safe in Mama's Arms!

It's funny how you never gave me the time of day when we worked together at the garage, Stevie, Dear. Guess you thought I was too... "husky," was that the word? But that "huskiness" made me a��perfect candidate for conversion to a Gorilla Girl when it looked like the apes were going to take over. Now that we're in charge, and men are pretty much chattel, I've got my pick! And I picked you! Isn't it... ooh-ooh... romantic! So... now... we're together after all! And, don't worry, I'll keep you safe from all these nasty bull apes as long as you stay here in my arms. (Whispers) And I know you secretly love what I do to you at night. Those silly screams of yours don't fool me!

[dogcoding]

catgirl this doggirl that. what about the monkeygirls who pick things up with their feet and pick at their hair and skin

[simikae]

ok fine maybe i do love the adventures of monkeygirl and hemorrhoidboy or whatever

[caketartare]

monkeygirl

[starrwulfe]

Last Week Today! S2024E9

Was a busy (two) week(s) since the last one, so let’s catch up with happenings:

🎂 March 20th and 31st marks “Birthday Week” with the fam, as it’s BoyType and MonkeyGirl’s turns to celebrate getting one year older. And me and SuperWife’s time to be broke AF. BoyType wanted a miniPC for his birthday to tinker on so he combined all his loot and bought one on his own after making sure it could FortNight OK; he wanted to be able to play with his schoolmates. (Don’t tell him I was going to make sure he could play on my Xbox when he told me the first time, but this is a better way since I want him to learn to troubleshoot technology.) MonkeyGirl wanted cashola plain and simple. The big issue this time was me trying to pay lots of bills and have some cash left for our trip and then some foolishness happened that delayed me hooking her up with her gift for a few days, annoying the newly minted 11-year-old. I said, “get used to having deferred dreams for the sake of necessities, especially in this family,” which is a lesson she needs to understand as she learns how to manage money. In my own childhood, my parents were constantly using my allowance stash like a petty cash pot to cover bills and things that would come outta nowhere, so I got used to waiting well past my allowance days to “make a withdrawal;” at least until I was able to get a bank account. She’s got her own account we monitor, and a lot more scratch in it than I did when I was 11– I’m making sure it doesn’t burn a hole in her pocket now.

🎌 One of my BFFs came back home for a visit with his wife and kiddo. He’s from Atlanta, spent lots of time in Japan and both moved back at the same time in 2008. He’s still there in fact, settling down for the long haul and I had done the same until we came back in 2021 (but I’ll tell that story another day.) They wanted to know what it’s like to stay in a RV so we set BigHank up for a driveway camp for them. Other than the water pump being broken because stupid me didn’t winterize it well enough, it made a good guest house for them. So glad to see him again and catch up with everyone. Of the things I miss the most about JapanLife, kicking it with my friends is the biggest.

🤦🏾‍♂️ After our guests left, we had one day to prep for our spring break trip to Jacksonville. Thanks to the aforementioned water pump issue, we wanted to get it fixed before getting on the road, and in our haste SuperWife and I didn’t properly lock the cargo “basement” hatch. To make a long story short, our spare tire slid out of there along with a few items all just 300m up the road but by the time we noticed, of course it was gone. Who could pass up a perfectly good commercial grade tire & rim just lying on the corner of the road like that? I’ll be buying a replacement before we head on our next journey in May; until then, are there any Pick-A-Part specials for these things?

🏖 We made it to Jacksonville Beach without any troubles actually. I’ll be posting a more detailed trip report in the next few days, but here are some snaps for your consideration:

And that’s all I got, see ya next week! 👋🏾

[kanatanabramovic]

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