#monker

[emilysdiaryofficial]

Gotta take care of yourself and potato~

[ddlcbrainrot]

hi

it'b me

monker

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woah what was that

rats

[skunkes]

Would you ever consider drawing a chibi monker (s...smunkey?) I love their design so so so much they make me go :)

i usually dont draw chibis outside of comms bc of the Chibi Burn Out (which i currently am in the trenches of) so/but maybe some day soon i will! for now yu can have a regular one...im also very obsessed with both of the implied names here

[toasty-owl-arts]

if i had a nickle for every time my first au in a fandom was a wing au i'd have 3 nickles

which isn't a lot but its weird its happened thrice

yknow?

[lyrakeaton]

Chronicling The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - I Did the Konami Code in Rollgoal and My Parents Got Back Together?!

My thumb hurts

I did all 8x8=64 levels in one sitting

small pice to pay for foggy lure

[camvrin]

i remember not getting the Toji hype.... then he came on screen...

[six-of-ravens]

after a little trial and error I've created a Budget Cheat Sheet.

instead of taking different amounts off each biweekly cheque depending on what bills are coming up, I added all my monthly bills together, divided by 2, and now I just have to transfer that amount to my savings account (which is also where I keep my bill money so I don't accidentally spend it, not a perfect system but bank account fees lowkey suck, so I'm not opening a 3rd one).

the remaining is divided into grocery money, fun money (also gas money boooo), the payment for my TFSA which for some godforsaken reason I can't change to come out of the bill/savings account, annnnd the remainder which should all go into savings, but will be split between savings and my credit card until it's paid off.

now i just need to work on discipline: actually sitting down and transferring money to the right accounts, paying off my CC as i use it so it doesn't pile up (which is what happened this month, whoops), and keeping track of how much I have left in my grocery/fun money. some of that should be done daily, but also since I work from home on Fridays I want to start a habit of budgeting on my lunch break. just to get it over with. and then if I run out at 5 on the dot to get junk food or whatever I don't have to factor in the amount I already spent.

(anyway this concludes today's boring posts, now time to make FRENCH! ONION! SOUP!!)

[the-name-is-loser]

I’m not immune to monkeys. By the way

[sleeplessdreamer14]

monkey king (2023) x reader

requested by anon

someone sent a request for monkey king with insomnia but idk what happened to it I can’t find it so here it is

yeah Monkey does not know when to sleep

even before becoming the Moneky king, he would stay up late a lot

so when he began his quest to defeat a hundred demons, he started forgetting to sleep at appropriate hours or even at all for days at a time

by the time Monkey had defeated his 60th demon, he had gotten so used to the constant fighting that falling asleep had become significantly harder than he remembered

seeing as he had no one else around to help him out, he just took it all in stride

even during his time beneath the Five Phases Mountain, Monkey’s insomnia stuck around, even if he did manage to catch up on a lot of lost nights worth of sleep

and than he was released and he met you

once the two of you got closer and you started catching on to how sleep deprived he was, you took some initiative to try and fix that

“I don’t care how immortal you are, you’ve gotta start getting a solid eight hours in.”

Monkey was fickle at first, of course, insisting that he was doing just fine running on eight hours of sleep a week

but once he got more comfortable with you, he eventually caved in and let you do your thing

during the journey to the west, you would gather things like lemongrass, chamomile, and mint to make a sleepy tea for him to drink in the evening

miraculously it seemed to do the trick

it took a little while for Monkey to get used to the sounds of the outside world again since the only white noise he’s had for the past 500 years was the low humming from his stick and the occasional sounds of storms outside the mountain

after a few weeks he gradually got used to the sounds of cicadas, leaves rustling in the wind, distant animal noises, and other such whatever

the sound of your heartbeat wasn’t half bad either

it’s easiest for Monkey to sleep knowing that you (and Tripitaka) are out of danger, so he likes to sleep close to you

bonus if you run warm (even though he has fur)

some nights if you’re up as late as he is, Monker will have you quietly talk to him so he’ll doze off trying to stay awake to listen to you

[pokemontrainerkenn]

This is Monkers the Zarude. Monkers goes bonkers for new friends, so everybody make sure to say hi to him! 🖤💚

[buttercatrho]

The ddlc au monkers

[emilysdiaryofficial]

[ddlcbrainrot]

monker

[umeakari]

28/01/23

a smiley sayori sketch cuz i’m bored

also monika being gay and wanting a kiss

natsuki being natsuki

and yuri being a shy lil thang

gae monkers

[etunpeudevitriol]

Why do people keep calling cloth mother "fake" mother, even though wire mother's just as fake? Just because wire mother's got food, doesn't make her any more of a monkey mama. Plus, for babies, human familiar touch is just as much a basic survival need as food. All I'm saying, is that neither mother can fully provide for the baby monkey. There's no reason to call one mother more fake than the other, especially if used in a way to mock the baby for choosing one over the other.

But no, sure, see if that monkling had the Grindset it'd choose the Sigma wire mother and grow up to be a real Chad monker, instead of dying a Virgin baby monkcel, yeah that's right

[limoncats]

monika...ddlc...

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