#money man dhmis

[henryscircus]

Might as well upload these, why not?

They're kinda old and some of the designs I'm not too happy about but yknow

My bookie helped me out with the majority of these designs like the bloods n such :3

Ty @seeingstarzz <3

Here's some extras as well

[heyimanowl]

I got a book! Time to draw my funny little kids!

[gl-tt]

a little thing I thought of

idea one of two

idea two of two

i cannot draw lesleys coat and this was my first time drawing money man in half a year

[darknoverse]

hey gang what if i throw this in your direction?

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HIM FOR SO LONG AGAIN I LOVE YOU NOSSY I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

but also know my taste in men is so bad it radiates between the prettiest muse you've ever seen to "would you love me if i was a worm" and he is a worm deadass

please y'all hear me out about Warren he's a really shitty loser but i do wanna kiss him ok ? ok y'all didnt even hear me talk about the money man i mean who said that

also DHMIS s/i ! i think i'll call her Fairly fairy, she talks about fairytales a bit too much

Taglist :

@candyheartedchy @berryshipbasket @radaverse

@tireddovahkiin @bloodhoundini

@lficanthaveloveiwantpower

@rexscanonwife @ree3942

@sunflawyer @artcomestolife

[cherrygummycandy]

Roommate troubles

A Dhmis x Roomate!Reader Fix

(An: this is a sequel to another Dhmis roommate fic on my blog. Hope you guys enjoy, it's not my best work as I have a bit of a stomach ache rn. Enjoy!)

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You slide out of your brightly colored bed, feet hitting the floor as you trudge over to your dresser. As you look in the mirror, you think about the past few weeks you've spent here. Despite the eccentric company, you've really grown to like the place. After dressing and brushing your hair you head out of the door. You immediately hear squabbling coming from the kitchen, and as you enter the room you see your three roommates engaged in some sort of debate. "I want tha' color cereal..." Yellow says, pointing to a coupon featured in the morning paper. "No! Rainbow Rocks are for babies, idiot. I want Morning Bran." Duck snatches his paper and points to a much blander looking image of an old man with a bowl of brown mush. You cringe internally at the picture. "I don't really like cereal. What about bagels?" Red asks, only to be met with a "BAGELS?!" from Duck.

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"Morning, guys." You say, strolling over the table and plopping down in your designated chair. Initially, Duck had gotten into a spat with you over adding a chair to the table. "There's three of us, they don't get a seat yet! The floor is plenty comfortable..." You chuckle at the memory. "What are you guys arguing about?" Red sighs. "We just got the coupon book in today, tryna' make a grocery list." He explains, handing you the book. Flipping through the pages quickly, you see a few coupons that interest you. "So, were trying to figure out what were gonna eat for breakfast?" Red nods.

"Y/N, can we have tha' color cereal?" Yellow asks, leaning against your shoulder and pointing to the coupon. "What? Why are you asking them? This is my decision!" Duck exclaims. "No, it's not. The other one said we'd take a boat!" Yellow whines. "Vote. I said we'd take a vote." Red corrects. "I mean, I like-" You look closer at the coupon "Rainbow Rocks? Huh." You lean back in your seat, having put in your vote. "Alright, but can we get bagels next time?" Red asks as he begins to cut out the cereal coupon.

"Wha- You're just gonna let them make the choice?" Duck squawks, slamming his coffee cup down on the table. "Well, it's two to one, we're taking a vote, y'know?" Red responds. "No, we're taking a boat-" "ITS NOT CALLED A BOAT ITS VOTE!" You let out a small huff of laughter. Your tall, red roommate wanders off to check his account balance, (though you have no idea where the money comes from, you don't think any of them work). The grumpy little duck-man grumbles something about 'giving you too many rights' and disappears up the stairs to sulk in his room. This leaves just you and the odd 'little yellow fellow', as you so lovingly call him.

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You grab an apple from the bowl on the counter and take a bite, while absentmindedly scrolling through your phone. You feel a pair of eyes on you, and look up to see yellow staring. "Do you need something?" You ask. "Did you make dat'?" He points to a small, braided thread around your wrist. "Hm, oh yeah. I braided it and put some beads on it." You hold out your wrist and let him get a closer look. "Do you braid other things?" You nod. "Yeah, sometimes I braid necklaces, or my hair." You explain. He looks at you, wide eyed and amazed. "Can you braid my hair?" He whispers with wonder. You laugh a little, finding his curiosity endearing. "Yeah, sure! We can head up to my room, I'll let you choose some beads if you want!" He gasps, and quickly races up the stairs to your room. You follow him up, and open the door to your bedroom.

You rifle around in your dresser, looking for your box of hair accessories. Meanwhile, Yellow wanders around your room, his hand reaching out to touch various things on your floor and bed. You flop down onto the edge of your mattress and pat the spot next to you, opening up your hair care box. Yellow hops up beside you, and looks at all the glittery clips in your box. "Can I have this one?" He holds up a bright pink butterfly, with glittery little antennas. "Of course, do you want any beads in your hair?"

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Giggling and light conversation spills out into the hallway from your room, and enters the cracked door into Duck's room. "Ugh..." Duck groans, covering his head with a pillow. 'Can't they keep it down?' He thinks, before chucking the pillow away. The pillow doesn't even hit the ground before he's stomped out of his door, and down the hall to your room. He peeks in through the door and almost shouts, before he sees what's going on. Yellow is smiling and yammering on about an ad for chips he saw on TV. Normally, Duck would tell him to shut up, but he's far too distracted with you. Your gently braiding a small strand of Yellow's hair, nodding and occasionally responding to what he's saying. Duck doesn't understand why, but watching this sweet scene makes him feel sick. Watching all your attention go towards that stupid little yellow creature (who not to mention forgot the computer password), makes his eyes roll in disgust.

"What are you doing?" Duck says, slamming your door behind him. He folds his arms as he looks over the two of you. "I'm braiding Yellow's hair, he wanted to see how I did it." You explain, your eyes not leaving the blue strands of hair in front of you. "I'm pretty!" Yellow exclaims, tossing his hands up in the air. "It's stupid, you know? No one cares what your hair looks like..." Duck tries to take a dig at Yellow, but only gets a glare from you. "Leave him alone, he cares what his hair looks like," You turn back to Yellow, who looks back up at you. "And I think you look very nice." You say, rubbing his head softly. Yellow doesn't seem to know how to respond, only staring up at you with that same wide-eyed gaze from earlier. "Really?" He asks. You tilt your head, a little confused as to why he seems so shocked at a simple compliment.

"You do?" Duck asks, his smirk suddenly dropping. 'Yes, I do." You reply, sounding a little meaner than you meant too. "Well..." Duck stammers a little, unsure how to respond. "What about me?" He exclaims. "What about you?" You ask, turning to him with a confused look. "I'm pretty, I'm the prettiest one in the house! Have you seen my jackets!?!" Duck begins spiraling, and you can see if you don't say something, this won't stop. "I mean, I'm-" "You're very pretty too, Duck." You say. He stops, before shaking his head and coughing awkwardly. "I know, I just... needed to make sure you knew." You shake your head a little. Duck only stares at the floor and blushes slightly, before hurring out of the room. "Is he okay?" You ask Yellow, who just shrugs.

"Do you think I could do your hair sometime?"

[wackysach]

Please do share your hcs even if the designs aren't finished

Pretty sure I not the only one who'd love to hear it 👀

oh god, this ask was from like 2 months ago but i got too shy to respond to it so it’s been sitting here, getting stale. probably moldy at this point. i’m so sorry– but here i am, responding to it now so… yes. (also this user was referring to the doodles i did of the DHMIS characters from the TV series a while ago). i’m not gonna do all of the characters, but i’ll do a couple:

briefcase:

- i call him brandon (simply because brandon matches with brendon heehee)

- works a lot of odd side jobs but his main job is an accountant 

- an absolute go-getter ! this guy genuinely loves to work. give him a task and he’ll make sure it gets done efficiently 

- pokes fun at his older brother often but in reality they’re extremely close 

- in spite of all the jokes and teasing, briefcase looks up to brendon, like, a lot actually. i imagine they grew up in poverty together so they really only had each other to rely on, which is why they’re so close. brendon took good care of him when he was young, so briefcase working hard to make sure he grew up to have a stable job was his way of giving back to his older brother. he probably helps brendon out financially while he works to get his novel published 

(unemployed) brendon:

- the whole “unemployed brendon” name joke-thing stemmed from people getting the two brothers’ names mixed up. briefcase prolly started saying something like “but i’m the employed one !” and so the whole “unemployed brendon” thing came to be. funnily enough, people actually started remembering the two’s names correctly after it 

- gets easily mistaken for the younger brother because of his height and higher pitched voice but he’s considerably older by about 6/7-ish years 

- loves to write. it’s his passion. a proper education was hard to come by when he was young, so he taught himself to read and write by studying the papers he sold and would buy himself books whenever he had a little extra money. now that he’s older he’s been able to publish a couple articles here in there in a few newspapers but his real goal is to get “The Ultimate Forgiveness” — a thematic autobiographical novel centered around learning to forgive oneself for past mistakes — published 

- has a quieter, more reserved nature in contrast to his brother, however he can get a little loud and sassy if provoked

- bearer of an absolutely fantastic unibrow. (shrignold take notes)

coffin:

- name is finn, short for finnicus 

- drinks his coffee black for sure

- likes to keep his areas dim and dark. actually, he likes a lot of dark, macabre things 

- is he a vampire ? we’ll never know 

- he do work as a mortician though (woah bros i just rhymed)

- hobbies include taxidermy, skull collecting, poetry, reading, gardening, and wood carving

- was originally part of an amish-like family, but he left that kind of community behind. his family keeps in contact so he pretends to still follow the lifestyle just to keep the peace with them. (hence the “oh is that a TV ? yeah i’ve been thinking about getting one of those. haha, don’t tell anyone though.” and also the questionable fashion choices *cough cough* those shoes...)

- idk mane, he’s just lowkey a chillax guy. not really much else

warren:

… warren.

electracey:

- goes by "ellie" or "tracey"

- she’s an electrician but also the host for a TV game show called “Watt a Shock !” (ha did you see what i did there ? aren’t i clever)

- is my wife huh. what. who said that ?

- they can get brazy with an electric guitar, man

- as cool as her hair looks, be careful touching it. it’s got that static electricity effect

- related to colin and layla (laptop), she’s like their super cool older cousin. 

- just super sweet and energetic overall

- knows a lot of random, entertaining trivia facts

- 100% dips their fries in milkshakes/ice cream

[pinklemonademachine]

Hello and Welcome to my 2nd dhmis ask blog <3

This blog is about asking the dead souls of your fav Dhmis characters!!

The characters we have (I tried to feature characters even from the pilot) :

Paige : Sketchbook's soul

Anthony : Tony the Talking Clock's soul

Harolson : Shrignold's soul

Bella : Special one's soul

Colin : Colin the Computer's soul

Stephen : Steak's soul

Susan : Spinach can's soul

Francis : The Fridge's soul

Ben : Bread Boy's soul

Beatrix : Bread mom's soul

Larold : Larry the Lamp's soul

Steve : Mean Steve's soul

Marcus : Money man's soul

Bruce : Briefcase's soul

Brendon : Unemployed Brendon's soul

Finn : Coffin's soul

Tessa : Tissue Box's soul

Stan : Stain Edward's Soul

Lily and Todney : Lily and Todney's souls

Warren : Warren the Worm's soul.

Grandpa Carlos : Choo Choo's soul

Tracey : Electracey's soul

Roy Gribblestone : Roy's soul

Harry : Red guy's soul

Robin : Duck's soul

David : Yellow guy's soul

And Lesley! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🤍🩶🖤

Have fun asking them away!!

[bunnieswithknives]

dhmis two of us au :money man

oooh, neat!

[janthecrow]

DHMIS characters as RTGame video titles, Webseries Edition (Updated)

there will be characters with more than one title bc i couldn’t decide on one, and some titles will not change bc i couldn’t find a new one to give them

also there are characters like the trio missing bc i couldn’t find a title for them

Sketchbook:

I Took An Art Class, it was a Mistake

Tony:

I killed 553 people using only a fish in Hitman 2

There’s Chess, and The There’s Time Travel Chess

Shrignold:

Fable 2 is a game that lets you marry everyone

Colin:

Deciding The Best Content on Youtube by Using Super Smash Bros - WWMii

Laptop:

Using Advanced Geometry to play Golf With Friends

Gilbert:

Plants vs Zombies is a Timeless Masterpiece

Steak Guy:

A man who can't cook plays Cooking Mama Cookstar

Ruining Delicious Meals by Making Them In Cooking Mama

Fridge:

Don’t Make Pizza The Way I Did

We Baked Kirby into a Car

Spinach Can:

Using an Excessive Amount of Muffins to kill everyone in Hitman 2

Bread Boy:

We tried to cook food using our elbows in Brunch Club

Monster Cans:

Welcome to Dread Hunger, Let’s Kill and Eat Your Friends!

Bugsnax: A Psychological Horror Game, For Kids!

Larry:

Beating Hitman 3 by completely stupid means

A Man Who Loves Crime Plays Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

Want to see 21,000 Fireworks Go Off At Once?

Roy:

I Love Murdering People, in Hitman 3

The Best Part of The Sims is Ruining Their Lives Beyond Repair

It Takes Two: A Co-Op Game, About Divorce

DHMIS in general:

Happy game is NOT A HAPPY GAME

Kirby and the Forgotten Land: A Horror Game in Disguise

Putting bonus stuff after the read more thingy bc this is already long enough

Saxophone:

Trombone Champ is way more than just a Trombone Game

Magnet:

I Made a Particle Accelerator Using Wooden Trains

File:

Using Catapult Physics To Solve Office Problems In Good Job

Hugo/Space man:

I Was Sponsored to Not End Humanity in Surviving Mars

Football:

The Mario Tennis Game where Luigi is Thanos

Using an Excessive Amount Of Force to Play Wii Sports

Money Man:

For Every Charity Donation, I Kill A Person In Hitman

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion: A Cinematic Masterpiece

For Every New Subscriber, I Kill A Person in Hitman 2

Killing As Many People As Possible while Dressed As Santa Claus In Hitman

[gugf]

Man, i really don't know about theories from now on.

The new series for me is a sort of enigma with "What was the point? What was the message?" questions. Although it seems like this, I really doubt that there is no point at all. Even from the early interviews it's been said "We also get a lot of people just asking ‘why have you made this? and what is this for?’ which is probably the worst response for us."

But, reading more and more interviews, I kinda get a feeling, that what's going on it's so weird and inconcrete, that even creators themselves can't describe this. That's why their descriptions feel so vague.

And, as a person who enjoys making abstract art herself, for me at least, I can relate to that. Usually I just come up with theme or idea, some cool looking things and metaphors, and organize it into something that feels coherent. Than, just interpret it how you feel.

Yeah, the reason is very subjective. But with all interviews, that is why I personally don't buy theories that suggest that dhmis has some complex lore, and all of this can be explained logically via simulation or something similar. No offence for those who enjoy that reading, btw. The whole point with dhmis is that nobody is really sure what is going on, and you can fill the gaps by your own liking, making it into something special specifically for you, and it will not be wrong.

But if we're going for an intent... Than we need to find a theme of the series. All art is created with some message. Even if it's something as simple as "look how pretty this tree looks".

That's why i find a simulation theory about web series sounding really boring (no pun intended). Especially if it adds a villain with a cartoony motivation such as "more money" or "i hate my son so fucking much, but i still make sure that he wouldn't be socially isolated". It makes the conflict just really simple, and requires a story being taken by a face value. And the message, i guess, don't let some weird puppet produce your show? Cause it's not like creators going for "situation sucks but we still have each other", looking at how cynical the show is, and how creators describe the characters themselves. They are straight up calling them: "pathetic", "moron", "asshole" c'mon. And also there isn't such scene in the series where they try to comfort or even understand each other to be that kind of message. It's much likely to be intended as a metaphor for something far more simple. Something that's also relatable for the creators themselves.

If I understood it correctly, of course. I know, there must be the reason that theory is so beloved, but I, for the love of god, can't get it. (And it's kinda about the whole categorie that goes under the description of: characters are in distressing situation by the direct fault of roy and also leslie all along).

And I also personally don't want to believe in "characters have a souls of a real dead people from mullhoven in them" I know, it has some basis, but it's basically a plot of most analog horror, or games with creepy hidden lore out there. It's done to death, and I'm not really sure if it adds anything to the story, besides Yellow being Leslie's dead son. But still, eh? Why does it's "you're not my real son", then? (Maybe Yellow is just based on him? Or, if Leslie didn't create the characters, just one that looks the most alike, who knows. That was really what my "you will never be a real boy" drawing was all about)

But, the things I set with, honestly, not better. Now, besides the "Desperately trying to tie two series together", after reading the interviews, I can only say they that here might be something TAWOG-esque going on, like, with the TV in the teaser playing the show, and the sitcom logic being incorporated into the story.

It's kinda because the show doesn't even feel like a finished story. And the words "I don't think this is the end" only support this. Even if it's kind of jarring that after 6 years we got only a part of the story, that we are not even sure when or will it ever be finished, I'm really glad, that at least now theories have more variety to them, and people willing to let go of the original series as its own independent story if it's true or not. Now, it's almost feels like real science.

I think, only time will tell which was the closest one. But, It doesn't mean that I won't continue to study this thing from all the different angles. I know, they want to say something to us. And I really want to know what it might be. Besides, it turns out as something boring (what is unlikely), I always can create an interpretation myself.

This was mainly discussion about the show, not an attack on theories or headcanons. Remember this, ok? I don't want this post to discourage anyone to be wild and creative. I mainly wrote it as a frustration about how seeing the show from a perspective of only one theory makes discussion about what show might mean really stifle.

[sagwadesertofficial]

DHMIS headcannons I have:

Yellow guy is on the spectrum, meaning he has autism

Red guy has sensory issues to noise(loud and high pitched noises) and covers his ears because of it

Red guy is the older brother that’s in college but comes to visit on holidays, yellow guy is the younger brother who looks up to Red guy and the duck is just a grumpy old man. Cause he give off grumpy old man vibes

Red guy prob hates his office job he had and wants to be a writer or work in the children’s entertainment industry but can’t because he needs the money and have you seen how hard it is to be an independent or freelance writer or artist? It’s hard AF

[heyimanowl]

My silly kids got digitized!

[qipsir]

the other week I got a job offer out of the blue to be a criminal investigator for the dept of homeland security.

I didn't apply to this job and didn't meet the requirements anyway so I turn the offer down (also very worried about you know BEING TRANS AND WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT, even though the money is good enough that I'm willing to overlook ACAB if it means being paid well enough to get out of here)

Then they sent an identical email to my updated email account.

I turned it down again.

On the one I am phasing out I get another response saying to please send the completed application form as soon as possible.

I am getting these applications because of an AI company that scans resumes.

Considering the company's "meet our team" section has ONE feminine presenting person, what are the odds that the person emailing me is a man?

Edit: if I were to take the job, it's because I'm living with one of my abusers and it's still a very toxic and stressful environment. Money like they're offering could get me actually out of this place. From there, once I'm on my feet, I'd IMMEDIATELY start applying elsewhere so I can quit. On the offchance I agreed to shudder work for the US government, it would be a last resort and incredibly temporary. also full disclosure I have no clue if DHS - heh it's almost DHMIS - is included with ACAB but it is a governmental position so I'm not. touching that. if I can help it

[moved-to-cinnamon-phrog]

Money-Man: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

Roy: [cracking his knuckles]

Roy: Manslaughter it is, then.

[bowbow-the-clown]

✖️💲 ✖️💲✖️ Money Man ✖️💲✖️💲✖️

... JUNE 18 2021 ...