#momma pls

[gravegoer]

[thegamingcatmom]

Miranda forbidding the villagers from reading newspapers from the outside world shouldn't be as hot as it is.

Now imagine you, a person from the outside world, somehow catch that woman's eye.

Yeah, best bid everything and everyone you've ever known goodbye cause you ain't gonna see any of it ever again.

[fantasticalleigh]

Everyone’s on this discourse about rhea and whatever and I’m just here to see beautiful strong badass incredible women fight and talk shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[thisispoggers]

Rookie Season could have done some things a little differently but all in all I need me more lore cuz it was getting interesting

[ask-but-beware-the-consequences]

Good evening~

Fellas, is it gay to stay in the sanctuary's bed a bit longer on your beefy best guy friend's chest to relax?

[hwangyeddeongie]

doing a thing

[kunoiashifts]

i was just washing my hair this morning and my mind went to my s/o 🤭 like one of the first things i scripted is that he knows how to do my hair LIKE UGHHHHH I LOVE HIM I JUST WANT HIM TO HELP ME BRAID IT AND WASH IT

[edgeray]

hi guys im not dead, its just taking me forever. im not even going to make a deadline bc i prolly won't reach it anyways but trust im working 😭 might not do this again, or at the very least start way earlier bc wtf. why is it so intimidating to write this quality now. i can write 1-3k words in one day but im writing like 500 words per day because im being nitpicky with the words???? why do i have to describe things 🥹 why is my writing style like this.... anyways not giving up on this because I'm too far deep but know im very sorry for taking so long 😭i swear the smut will be hot af and if not, sue me.

me wanting to show everyone this banger scene that i wrote vs not doing that bc spoilers are lame vs craving validation because it's been 2 weeks since i've posted

[ta1is]

me: it's ok if you don't like jayce. i've been there; i get it 😊 sb: man i hate jayce me: 🙃 square up

[whattimeisitfic]

You guys.

Help.

One particular commenter is getting in my head. And I just want you to know it is taking every single ounce of my being not to project the steadily growing headcanon ship I have for Lucifer x Sofia into the actual fic. Like I’ve always wanted this to be a non-romance fic that focuses on Luci’s mental health so I don’t think I actually will. However I’m telling you all because I want you to be proud of the amount of self-restraint I have.

Please recognize my efforts because they’re actually kinda a cute concept and I’m dying. He’s already adored by her kid so there’s no issue there and I just— I caaan’t—

[thegamingcatmom]

Carmen Denali is Momma (non-sexual)

Okay but I was just watching some BTS-footage from BD Part 2 where Bella & Co. visit the Denalis to convince them to fight for Renesmée, and Tanya is doing her usual strutting as they walk out to greet them, looking all fine and dandy and such with those curls bouncing, but yknow what-

Have yall taken a closer look at Carmen? Woman WALTZES. She carries herself with such sophistication and confidence that, and it pains me to say this, puts even Tanya to shame. Like, she´s so self-assured in the way she walks up to greet the Cullens that one might feel inclined to believe she is the coven leader.

Which brings me to my point: Tanya is the head and protector who provides, but Carmen is the heart of the family, much like Esme. I strongly believe her to be the first person you´d wanna go to when you´re facing doubts or inner struggles and whatnot. She´s the one who will build you up and tell you it´s gonna be alright. And I bet yall Tanya frequently seeks advice from her like she did in the little bits we´ve seen of their dynamic on screen - it´s basically canon.

I also consider her to be the most open-minded of them all.

Yall need further evidence?

She was the FIRST to speak out for Renesmée here.

"I can feel her." - Carmen Denali

Look at her looking all proud to welcome the newest family member of whom she´s heard so much of. She was also the FIRST to approach Bella here, no hesitance at all.

Look at Tanya looking at Carmen like "What should I do, mom?" PLEASE.

And, just because:

Look at Mommas being over the moon to greet the baby of the family. THEY BOTH SO PRECIOUS. 😭

Also Eleazar in the background looking just as elated like "She´s beautiful. Proud of you, son." to Edward. That´s LITERALLY what´s happening here. Yall see it too, right??

I rest my case.

Carmen Denali is Momma.

(And Eleazar Denali just tags along but is just as proud. Like a reserved Dad who just smiles and waves as his wife does her things. Just happy to be there. 😭🫶)

[miumiumandoodz]

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[stari-hun]

Thinking about drawing reverse 1999 characters in Kard screenshots

[indiweb]

*rubs hands mischievously*

[thisispoggers]

Space Garden 1/2

All pics belongs to Monsta! I simply got all of them from their Insta :D!

[cowbutchranch]

Don’t u think butches who r needy need to b sent to different dept

lmao what does this mean, brother?

also, needy in the sense that I want a pretty woman to dominate me, or needy in the sense that I had a post up for ab 5 minutes saying I needed a sugar momma?