#mom pepper

[spideyson-stuff]

I imagine Peter doing the "My Emergency Contact" trend with May and Tony, and something like this happens:

May, screaming in the kitchen with the fire going up to the ceiling: AHHHHH WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?

Tony, screaming along with her: I DON'T KNOW, OMG WE NEED AN ADULT!

May: WE >ARE< ADULTS!

Tony:

Tony: WE NEED A ADULT MORE ADULT!

Both Tony and May running around the kitchen trying to get a cloth to put out the fire and the fire just gets bigger

Pepper arrives with a fire extinguisher and ending the fire in seconds

Tony and May: Our savior...

Peter in the background typing madly on his phone

Tony: What are you doing here kid?

Peter: Oh nothing, just changing my emergency contacts to Ned and Pepper because YOU TWO BURNED THE FUCKING WATER

Tony:

May:

Tony and May: I can't argue with that

[pizza-game-posting]

[puppppppppy]

Vicús cat vessel from Peru (200 BCE - 600CE)

Pop cat (2020)

[literaryavenger]

Y/N, entering the common room: I slept for 15 hours. What have I missed?

Sam, trying to be funny: this dick.

Y/N: oh thank god, I thought I missed something big.

Steve: *spits water*

Tony, proud: that's my daughter.

Bucky, prouder: that's my girl.

Rest of the team: *dies laughing*

Sam:

Sam: honestly, fuck you all.

Pepper, concerned: WAIT you slept 15 HOURS???

[movienerd22]

Pepper: you staying for dinner Pete

Peter: yeah sure mom

Pepper:

Peter: uh.. I.. you know what I’m not hungry *runs*

Pepper: oh.. uh okay

Tony: *on the couch* aw he thinks of us as his parents

[burningcheese-merchant]

Here, I haphazardly cobbled together their little Soulstones and made descriptions lol

Their gachas are just like the original Super Epic ones (like w Clotted Cream and Oyster), you just have to collect little items from the draws and then you'll obtain them for free. They're not here to steal anyone's money, they just want to go be with their parents :(

[scrumptiousstuffs]

Q12 - The Heart Killers

01/09/2024

[pokemon-ash-aus]

Pepper, if I offered you tons of Candy corn but you had to fight Peach, would you take that deal?

She is not a happy camper.

[tj-crochets]

Curly hair update! I think I got past the slightly awkward hair length where it was like hitting my shoulders and negating the curl a bit, and I absolutely love the way my white hairs look in the curls (not much of my hair is white or gray yet but I think it’s going to end up very dramatically salt and pepper and it delights me)

Also I couldn’t figure out how to get a photo that showed the white hairs without also showing my entire face so I just scribbled over it lol

[torchickentacos]

I personally think that the outrage I've seen about little girls who listen to chappell roan or espresso or whatever is kind of silly because I remember being on the bus for daycare field trips and hearing Fergalicious and Hot in Herre on the bus radio. and as far as I know that didn't kill anyone. i think it's okay if a six year old likes pink pony club because that's definitely better than, like, sexyback by justin timberlake was or whatever

[spideyson-stuff]

Tony: If someone ever told me that I would be on a Wednesday night with a wife and 3 kids watching a Disney movie marathon having the time of my life I would tell them to fuck off and get the hell away from me

*Peter, Harley and Morgan discussing whether the next movie will be Ariel or Frozen and Pepper laughing in the background making hot chocolate*

Tony: But here I am, right?

[pizza-game-posting]

[rogdona]

started using this cream last night it smells so goodddddd i love this thing

[scrumptiousstuffs]

Source: @/nellyangyang Twitter

(The above fan kindly translated the whole section of the GMMLV x THK)

09/08/2024

[the-fibre-stuff]

I made a fren.

[spideyson-stuff]

For me Tony becomes UNBEARABLE if he doesn't have his daily dose of Peter

Like, a week is enough for him to go from "nice and playful Tony" to "insufferable billionaire" everyone on the team knows this, but he never admits it, so when they know that Peter will be away from the tower for 1 or 2 weeks, they already prepare for "hell week"

One time Peter spent 3 weeks without talking to Tony or going to the tower because he had a lot of work, tests and things scheduled for the weeks and he didn't have time, in the second week everyone was already considering move away from there because Tony was unbearable and without Peter everything seems more empty

Honestly, sometimes they wonder how they lived without Peter in the tower before, the silence is deafening and the lack of light is suffocating

Pepper is also at her limit and can't handle work anymore without the breaks for the "refreshing conversation" she has with Peter that usually relieves her stress

Tony is the worst, you know the alcoholic, mean and idiotic version of him? So, he's like this, he hasn't slept for days, he hasn't invented anything for 2 weeks and still insists on staying in the lab, no one else knows what to do at this point

When Peter comes back it's like they've been reborn, Tony is happy again, Pepper is less stressed and the light is back

God bless everyone when Peter tells them he's going to be away for a month on a trip with May next month....