#mom kami's saying shit again!

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pogi & ganda when they were still fubus AND one of them was needy? 🤭 hao calling ganda over to suck him off or ganda calling him to help her out .. WITH TEXTS 2 PLZ

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hao as your fuck buddy was risky, he always wanted you in the weirdest places, always calling you up whenever he was drunk and needed a release, always hitting you up whenever he was worked up about something.

but the riskiest thing you’ve both ever done was fuck all while you were on a phone call with your mom who abruptly called while hao was plowing into you from behind.

“y-yes ma, we’ll take that exam next week po kaya puro po kami meetings this week.” you spoke, stuttering in your first word when you felt hao pick up the pace behind you.

forgetting to focus on your mum’s words as she spoke to you about the events you need to attend to, your head was leaning down on the pillow to muffle your whimpers as hao held tighter onto your hips before he leaned down and went near your ear, “hang up babe, i wanna hear you scream.” he says before you groan into the pillow before you held yourself up on your forearm, speaking into the phone.

“okay po ma, pupunta po ako after my exams. i’ll update you nalang po, i have to go na rin, i have a meeting in a f-few po.” you spurt out a series of random words before your mum replied, hanging up before you threw your phone aside and started moaning out loud, screaming hao’s name as he plowed harder and faster, head repeatedly poking at your spot as he held you tighter against his pelvis to keep you close as he fucks you.

he grunts and smiles, “that’s more like it babe, isigaw mo pa.” hao grunted before fucking you harder, hips pistoning into yours before he felt your walls clench harder around him as you moaned his name.

you moan out loud, your moans bounce off the wall, echoing in the tiny space of your dorm. you reckon that even your neighbors could hear what was happening in your bedroom with how loud you and hao were being.

“f-fucking me so good babe.. hao, oh my gooood..” you moan, head landing on your pillow as you held onto it for leverage when you felt hao’s hips piston faster and harder against your ass.

hao hums, “yeah? taking it like a champ, taking my cock like a good girl.” hao purred as he fucked you, hand imprinting on your skin with how hard he was holding you.

you mewl, pussy clenching hard around his cock before you gasped, “just a little more, ‘m gonna cum!” you moaned, further arching your back as hao held you closer towards him, pulling your hips back and forth as he thrusted into your cunt.

hao sounded pleased with the way how your walls are fluttering around his cock, walls constantly swallowing up his length as he slid back and forth into you. his pace is punishing, punishing enough to have you constantly moaning out hao’s name without moaning anything else.

hao grunts out your name, pulling your ass towards him before he released his load into your warm cavern, making you moan at how much he was releasing into your cunt.

you follow suit, releasing your cum all over his length, making a white ring around hao’s cock as he thrusted and pulled you out of your high.

he pulls his length out, leaving his head in before quickly sliding in his entire length into you, making you mewl out his name once more.

shakily holding yourself up with your forearms, you turned your head to look at hao who watched you shudder, “we are never doing that risky shit again.” you grunt before hao suddenly decided to pull his length out, watching as globes of cum came out of your cunt, dripping right on the towel that he placed underneath you before he fucked you earlier.

“okay fine, but let me clean you up first.” hao says before he shuffled down, lying on his stomach before he pulled your hips towards his face, indeed cleaning your cunt up before making you cum once more using his tongue.

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One of us is dead

chapter four | chapter six

chapter five - practise exam

Fun facts about Akira: He has very light brown hair and hazel eyes. He looks up to his father a lot and is immensely grateful for everything his mom does to support their family. His father unfortunately passed away when he was young. He has an older brother He's also incredibly passionate about changing the shinobi world so that the future generation doesn't have to go through what he did. He kinda basically looks like Kenya from Erased hehe :) (Edit: Just realised he also looks like sakuta too lmao)

Anyways on with the chapter!

"Why is Shisui back at the academy? Isn't he chunin? Didn't he just serve in the war?"

"I heard that he was the only one from his team that came back?"

"I wonder if Itsuki has come back too."

"Well I heard that Shisui let Itsuki die on the front lines. I'm not surprised considering he's an Uchiha."

It had only been 5 minutes since I took my seat next to Akira, and the entire class managed to stuff the room with talks of a shinobi named Shisui Uchiha.

An Uchiha. We learned about the major shinobi clans in the Kirigakure academy. A clan known for their visual prowess allowing them to visualise chakra, mimic jutsus and induce a deep hypnosis more potent than any normal genjutsu.

In the Byakuya, we were given strict instructions to retreat if we made contact with a shinobi that the Byakuya considered to be 'blacklisted'. The name Shisui Uchiha made frequent appearances in the blacklisted books, his speed and deadly precision were legendary.

"Bakakira, who is this Shisui everyone seems to be so infatuated with?" I asked, poking his sleepy head.

"Oi will you stop that! Shisui was a classmate and a friend who graduated a few years earlier than us. He was promoted to chunin and just served in the war. Now stop bothering me." He whisper-yelled before resting his head in his arms.

"Quiet down class! Today we're having an exam to prepare you for graduation exam." Kisuke sensei said, causing groans to interrupt him. I zoned out from whatever he was saying as Akira leaned towards me.

"This is the 6th 'exam' we've had this week. I swear to Kami if it's another written test, I might just jump off the hokage stone faces and drag Kisuke sensei to the grave with me." Akira whispered to me, causing me to giggle – not so loudly- in front of the entire class.

"You find exams funny, now do you Y/N chan? Well, we'll see if you're laughing when it's your turn to spar." Kisuke sensei retorted, "Stay behind after class."

I sent a not-so sarcastic smile his way as Akira chuckled at me.

Just wait Akira, I'll get you soon.

Kisuke sensei continues with his lesson, explaining the values of taijutsu and the details of the exam.

"It's a taijutsu exam then. FYI everyone here is pretty mediocre apart from the kid at the front who no one talks to, Shisui and yours truly." Akira boasted, pointing his thumb at himself.

"I won't believe it until I see it Bakakira." I said just as the lunch bell rang, "Kisuke sensei talks too long, I'm sure we could have had 3 pairs spar by now."

"You haven't even had the worst of it. I've had him for the past three years." Akira groaned, "I'm heading to the bathroom then the tree, meet me there if you want."

"Okay, I'll see you there."

"Oh, and enjoy your scolding from sensei."

After a ten-minute scolding from sensei about respect and patience, I finally started making my way to the tree; it was mine and Akira's favourite place out of the entire academy.

Jeez, he really talks for too long. No one gives two shits about respect and patience. Well, patience can perhaps get you somewhere in this shinobi world.

But respect is completely unheard of. It gets you nowhere, not when you're just used like a tool, discarded the moment you're no longer needed.

I hadn't even made it half way through the corridor before I slammed into something, more like someone and fell yet again on the cold hard ground.

I think Kami haunts this academy and loves to trip me up for fun. Or maybe I just have a natural affinity for floor.

"I'm sorry." I said, my face turning a bright red.

"Watch where you're going kid." A stoic voice snapped as a pair of onyx eyes glared down at me.

"I said I was sorry, jerk."

"What did you say?" He asked, raising his eyebrow. His eyes flooded with a deep red tone as he continued to stare down at me, looming many feet above my body.

The sharingan

I got up and dusted my legs and stared straight back at him. So, this must be the Shisui Uchiha everyone's talking about. And that must be his sharingan.

"You heard me. Do Uchiha's not know how to accept apologies?" I retorted as I turned my back on him. I started to make my way to the tree where I was supposed to meet Akira, but before I could a certain black-haired, onyx-eyed Uchiha tightly held my wrist, squeezing it hard and turning me to face him.

Start the water works now Y/N, Start them real quick. Can't let him suspect for even a second that I'm also a shinobi and not just a child in the academy.

"You're the one who bumped into me and now you're going to cry. Seriously? You're in the academy, training to become an elite shinobi, yet my grip has you on the verge of tears. The leaf doesn't need a cry-baby to protect them. Grow up or give up." He spat as he shoved my wrist and walked away.

Are all Uchiha rude bastards?

Lunch break sponsored by kirby itadori yuuji!

"Alright, for the first part of the exam, I'm going to pair you up with one of your classmates and I want you to spar.

You know the rules, no weapons, no ninjutsu and avoid the groin. I can't believe I have to reiterate that.

The battle ends when one individual is unable to get back onto their feet. Understood?" sensei asked us as we all nodded in agreement before he looked back down at his clipboard.

"Great, Y/N Uzumaki and Katsumi Aikawa are up first." He said as the girl, Katsumi, and I stepped forward to the sparring spot.

"Are you two ready?" Kisuke sensei asked as we nodded in unison before starting our match, "BEGIN!"

Surely people expect a kunoichi from a shinobi clan to know some sort of taijutsu, so it must be okay for me to defend myself and even hop onto the offensive. They shouldn't suspect anything.

I charged towards Katsumi and we began throwing a barrage of jabs towards each other, all whist blocking the others hits. The longer the match went on, the more gasps filled the air. I noticed the Uchiha stare at the match in front of him, making me smirk right back at him

'Yeah, you watch Uchiha.' I said to myself as I finished off the match with a roundhouse kick, sending the poor girl to the floor.

I pounce on her back and hold two fingers near her neck as my other hand tightly pulls her left arm, pinning her to the floor.

"It looks like Y/N wins, that concludes this first match." Kisuke sensei applauded, as I made my way to Akira.

"Looks like the donkey has skills." Akira scoffed

"Haha you're funny" I said, rolling my eyes at his remark, "I'm not some helpless girl I'll have you know."

"I never said you were, donkey."

"Akira! Stop disrupting my lessons, in fact, you can go next! Your opponent is Shisui, now hurry up and get here!" Kisuke sensei barked, clearly annoyed at our little conversation.

"Well good luck, and do me a favour and knock the Uchiha off his high horse." I whispered

"Since when were you all fiesty about Shisui?"

"Ever since lunch. Stop asking and go fight him." I said, shooing him to the spot, "Good luck Bakakira."

Akira made his way to the spot and charged straight towards Shisui, going in for a kick which was soon blocked by Shisui. The entire class was captivated by the barrage of kicks and punches thrown by Akira, evident by the series of "woahs" and "wows" which followed every move.

But something was off about the match. More like something was off about Shisui.

He dodged and dived each of Akira's attacks lifelessly, swaying side to side with no vitality, refusing to even make contact with Akira. His eyes held the same, still, stoic look as he dodged each punch and kick.

A look I'm all too familiar with. A look that never disappeared from my face when I worked for The Byakuya.

A look that may look apathetic, cocky and inanimate at first, but after penetrating past its defences, you find yourself staring at a bottomless abyss which stares right back at you with one word plastered over its eyes.

Pain

Akira, being the idiot he is, grew increasingly impatient with the flow of the uneventful fight and attempted right hook at Shisui.

"Stop holding back and fight me coward! This isn't like you!" Akira yelled.

The next series of moves happened so quick; it had the entire class, including Kisuke sensei, in awe. Shisui ducked and avoided Akira hook, leaving Akira open. Shisui took this moment to kick straight at Akira's chest causing him to fly straight into our lunch tree.

"And the winner is Shisui. Akira, Shisui, come make the unison sign." Kisuke sensei asked as everyone cheered for him but me.

Akira made his way to Shisui and the two had a stare-down: one with his sharingan blaring the other refusing to blink. Before the stare-down could go any longer, Kisuke sensei interrupted them both.

"Now boys, we don't have all day."

Both boys raised their hands, the entire class expecting them to perform the unison sign but what came after was (to say the least) unexpected.

Akira and Shisui raised their fists, and not a second later, they punched each other right in the face. Noses bleeding, they stumbled back, each clutching their face in shock and pain. For a brief moment, they stood frozen, staring at one another with wide eyes, before Kiuske sensei interrupted.

"Shisui! Akira! What is the meaning of this? I thought the class honour students might be able to stick to the basic shinobi rules! Yet, the both of you can't even make the unison sign!" Kisuke sensei bellowed, "You two used to be so close, I thought that just maybe this would promote some healthy competition between you two."

"Bastard, why did you hold back?" Akira asked, disregarding everything Kisuke sensei just said as he yelled at Shisui.

"Whatever, I'm leaving right now. I have real chunin duties to do, I don't have the time to be playing around with children." Shisui said, before turning his back on the whole class and making his way out of the academy.

"Akira, stay behind. The rest of you are dismissed, now go!" Kisuke sensei said. I mouthed Akira a quick bye and took off with the rest of the class.

Sigh. Was the only thing that came out of the Jonin's mouth as he leaned against his desk, looking at the young shinobi infront of him.

"Well, what was that all about?" He asked.

"Sorry Sensei. I didn't mean to lose my cool, but I'm sure you saw it too." Akira said, his head held between his hands, tugging at his hair in frustration

"I know."

"When he came back, he looked at me as if he didn't even know me. And that's not even the worst part. That isn't Shisui. That's not the brother I promised to protect this village with. His eyes looked so empty; it was like I was staring at nothing."

"This is the harsh reality of being a shinobi. We see and do things in the name of 'justice' but when in reality we just commit crimes to protect those in a mirage we call peace and stability." Sensei said ruffling Akira's hair, "But kid, your generation has the ability to stop these unwanted deaths and violence."

"I can't imagine what he must have seen to make him go from the humble goofy idiot we all knew to this lifeless stranger."

"Akira, you are going to go through many hardships as a shinobi and whatever's happened to Shisui may happen to you or your peers. But don't forget, shinobi are human too. I think Shisui is torn between his loyalty to being a shinobi and just being human, he's trying to lock away the very things that make him 'weak'. Talk to him, let him vent his emotions."

"Thank you, sensei. I'll bring back our Shisui." Akira smiled; determination painted across his face. He was sure to bring his brother back into the light.

.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- Looks like Y/N has some moves of her own! Just what could have possibly happened to Shisui for him to become so unrecognisable to Akira?

Sorry if Shisui seems OOC, there is an explanation! Stay tuned to find out in the next chapter! I have just finished editing Chapters 9-11 and they are long but I'm so excited for you, dearest reader, to read them!

Loving you always, Suri 🎀

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just because she's the only one that doesn't talk down to him doesn't mean he enjoys katelyn scratching his chin. he's known her and the others for only a couple of years at this point, and to this day, kami still can't read her. she's definitely the kind of person that's used to getting all the attention, and it shows in the way she's constantly touching kami, hoping to mold him into the perfect idea of some gentleman that swoons at her every glance.

she is pretty, kami will give her that much. with a shirt that's almost too tight and a skirt that seems to ride up a little too high, kami can see where she gets the idea that men will fall at her feet. she probably clearly expects kami to join her personal hoard of zombies.

she's not entirely too far off from getting her way. she's the only one that treats him semi decently. with her voice, at least. katelyn hasn't shown too much of an interest in kami outside of offering him alcohol, and talking him through his crashes. he's grateful for her in that aspect.

but right now? she's scratching his chin and cooing at him. irritably, he swats at her hand. with a laugh, she pulls back to face one of her cohorts. "i think he's cranky," she teases. but she's turning back to kami and resting her hand on his head. "you're cute," she adds. "maybe i'd like you more if you weren't always scowling."

"oh fuck off," kami gripes. there's no malice in his voice though. it's that sort of playful banter that's he's half grown used to in all the time he's known her. it's hard to tell what's genuine or not from her. she's not good, but she's good enough.

kami can almost trust her. he just doesn't want to flock to her every time there's an issue.

"you want me to fuck off, or just fuck?" katelyn retorts, removing her hand. "you're a hard one to read, kaminari." she crouches so she's eye level with him. "come on, we've known each other for how long, and you still haven't come onto me? i thought you'd have thrown yourself a long time ago."

"short man's gotta know how to treat a lady," one of the others says. he's pulling out a spray paint can. his tone is definitely mocking. kami loathes being referred to as 'short'. it's not enough to induce a fiery rage, but kami's only able to keep himself in control because katelyn is shooting him a look. "no i'm serious," the other guy continues, still in that same jeering tone. "you can tell that some level of respect is instilled in him. maybe it's some sort of mommy issue."

"werner, that's enough." even katelyn seems to notice the way kami's fallen deathly quiet, staring hard at werner. kami can't decide how he wants to main the jackass. maybe choke him a little. or maybe bash his head against the brick wall they're standing against. both sound like viable options.

"kami, don't listen to him," katelyn says with a laugh. "werner's an idiot, it's not worth getting riled up over."

she's right. letting out a slow breath through pursed lips, kami forces himself to turn away from the group as a whole. it's in moments like these where kami really wants to get high as hell to forget everything. then he'd forget about everything else. like the concept of family-

"i know what'll help you relieve your rage," katelyn says. she's crouching next to kami again. lowering her voice so only he can hear. "i can tell something's eating at you," she all but whispers. "i've seen that look on your face too many times, and i get it." she's scratching his chin again.

this time, kami almost falls for it. how does she know so much and so little at the same time? kami WANTS to believe her. "i've got issues too," she continues. "with my mom, dad, grandparents. all of them wanting me to be someone i'm not. i won't pry into your past, but i know how you can get some of that shit off your back."

"how?" kami asks. when katelyn removes her hand, he leans forward, chasing that physical contact again. that smirk on her face has him immediately righting himself. damn it, he's falling right into her trap. she's molding him already.

"instead of punching out werner, you need something that won't hurt people," katelyn says. "i know the perfect location. and actually, i have something." she turns and reaches into her purse, pulling out a fucking rock.

eyes narrowing, kami leans forward to look at it. "why the fuck do you have a rock on you?"

"i took it off the street," katelyn responds. "didn't want people hitting a rock and getting into an accident. i just forgot i've been carrying it."

"okay but that doesn't answer my-"

"to smash things." werner interjects. "jesus kami, are you always this slow?" he barks out a laugh. he'd keep laughing, but kami's jumping up again, grabbing at werner and twisting his arm behind his back. "okay fuck, ow!" werner gripes. "okay okay, fuck. let go!"

"don't insult me," kami growls, showing werner away from him. "i'm not slow, i just don't get the point of a stupid rock."

"like werner said." katelyn shares a glance with the other kid. "it's to smash shit. i know a good place to go target. the owner is an asshole too. always leering at me like he wants me. creep."

kami doesn't buy that, but the idea of breaking something that isn't human is appealing. he'd been itching to do that for some time. "where it is?" he asks.

"oh, it's actually down the street!" she pulls out a blunt. "want to smoke before we go?" she's holding it out, wearing a pleading fade toward him. kami stares hard at it, before finally nodding once in her direction.

she's offering him a way out. something that won't land him in jail for murder. even if she's completely manipulating him, kami doesn't care. the high over knowing he's falling for her overrides the high he feels after smoking. everything in this moment seems to blur into one until kami feels like he's walking on air. nothing really matters except the way she's scratching his chin occasionally, draping an arm across his shoulders.

after this, kami can finally see himself getting into bed with her. and wouldn't that just piss werner off? kami being her latest toy, with katelyn completely doting on him, giving him all of her attention.

he's giggling. kami is still laughing when -after a few words of encouragement from katelyn- he chucks the rock through the window of the store.

kami's heard glass shattering in movies before. the sound had always made him cringe, being too loud and obnoxious. he'd always thought it was exaggerated for movie's sake. glass shattering in real life is even worse. his ears are ringing from the sound, but even more sobering is how easy it had been. the front window had shattered from one single rock?

no, werner has a fucking brick. or had, really. because he'd chucked it at the same time as kami. so now this stupid bookstore is missing a front window, and there's an alarm screeching.

werner is the first to bolt. he doesn't say anything, he doesn't need to. some of his friends, that kami had completely forgotten about, take off with him. it's only him and katelyn now. she's standing in shock for a second, before swearing loudly.

"shit, the bastard rigged an alarm!" katelyn snarls. she doesn't even turn to console kami. "fuck you," she screeches, "i can't afford to go to jail over this!"

"what are you talking about, we can just run!" kami's already turning to do just that, but she grabs his arms and swings him back against the building. the sound of glass crunching beneath his feet has him wincing.

"i was never here," katelyn orders. "if my parents find out, i'm dead. this is all on you, okay? thanks babe."

there's no more chin scratching. no kiss on the cheek. not even a goodbye as katelyn takes off running. and damn it, she still looks beautiful as she turns a corner. kami's staring off in her wake, wondering why she abandoned him, why everyone left him. he doesn't even hear the policeman approach him from behind.

there's a lot of yelling, and as kami turns slowly to face the pair of cops, realization hits him square in the face. kami can't even muster up the energy to argue back. going completely limp, it makes it easier for them to handcuff him and put him in the back of the car. there's no point in resisting or even trying to resist.

"do you have anyone we can call?" one of the officers asks. "parents, a family member, or anyone?" those words sting. kami doesn't have any fucking parents. the closest he'd have is his aunt, and it'd be a cold day in hell before kami called her up for any help. she'd probably through it back in his face. her stupid kid, too. they'd no doubt look down on him.

and his sibling... arakan wouldn't help either. kami is certain of it.

"anyone?"

everyone kami had just considered a friend, shaky or otherwise, had just abandoned him. katelyn might help if he called her, but that would also mean dragging her down with him. she'd set him up to take a nasty fall, while she got off easy. probably for the best, it's what she does best. he'd seen her do it countless times.

swallowing down the lump in his throat, kami shakes his head. he will not cry, not anymore. but he can't look at the cops either. instead, he stares straight out, off into nothingness. "no," kami finally whispers.

"it's just me."

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lavulllvuhsur x wheneveraysi

Christmas 2024 countdown officially begins. Maiba naman.

NKKLK. Woke up after the baha ganaps in the South and had to friggin' secure my doggo babes but, mother dragon ensured that kahit na pinasok na mga kapitbahay namin ng choco na tubig, kami, hindi. Ang tinde talaga ng sapi ng MNL tiny house namin 'di ba po? LOL. Tawang-tawa pa ako sa negosasyon namin ng nanay ko kasi sabi ko, sobrang sakit na ng ulo ko sa kakaoverthink kung paano mage-evacuate just in case need na. Pero sabi ko two things. One, ayokong maglinis ng tubig baha because kadire. Two, ayokong ma-hassle mga dogs ko. Period. Ending, natulog muna ako kahit ilang oras lang. And pasavoguesssh.

Tinupad naman niya two things na gusto ko. Hassle talaga now kasi napakagaling talaga ng mga friendship routes sa Southside na dumaan sa lahat ng ilog pati mangroves sinalanta. E di anong ending? Takayoooo. Napaka diverse ng mga mangrove forests to the point na baka andun ang cure sa cancer atbp sakit na malala, pero dahil nga gusto nila ng mega cities, sige lang. Inyo na lahat. Hahahaha. Para sa mga anak n'yong magmamana ng legacy n'yo 'di ba?

Anyway, ayun na nga. Napagtagumpayan natin ang baha sa home of the bamboo organ na syempre may memories na naman tayo ng nakaraan as a parochial school pasaway shithead. LELS. So, ano ba?

I remember the days and nights I had to put the catheter sa nanay ko and eventually, sa ina ko. The catheter. That crazy little shit na nagpapawiwi pero hindi nakakagaan ng loob lalo as mga babae because, why not? Almost all medical researches are based on males because, why not 'di ba? Why not? Syempre, 'yung mga unang tries ng pagsuksok ng catheter sa end ng urethra ay hindi madali. FML. Tapos syempre, dahil oks naman tayo sa biology noon, sige, paano ba isuksok 'tong shit na 'to ng least discomfort. So, kelangan talaga overactive imagination tayo diyan. Natawid naman with flying colors because ako na ang naging tagapag-wiwi ng nanay kong may GBS. Hahahaha. Clingy levels niya from 100000000 naging nth power na abot hanggang kabilang galaxy. LELS.

Nakakatawa 'tong memory na 'to, but let me dig deeper. Nakita ko syempre at nilinis natin ang mga private parts ng mom ko. Sa lola ko naman, since seasoned na ako diyan, I assisted her caregivers para sure na pakak. Sobrang humbling makita at maka-bonding ang pinanggalingan ko (sa nanay ko) at sa pinanggalingan ng tatay kong pakitong-kitong (sa lola ko).

Since ang laki kong newborn, the hiwa is real sa vejahhhhlalala ni mom. JUSQ. Parang lahat ng angas ko nung una kong makita ang hiwa na syempre naghilom na e natanggal. HAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, ma for existing levels. LOL. Kaya, 'yun din isang reason why I kept choosing her. CHOZ. LUH. Arte. Sa lola ko naman, since mas assist and coaching sesh na lang ako, ang una ko talagang thought bubble is: POTA. Sa butas na 'yan, ang naging dulot ay isang pulutong ng mga angkan na may apo na tuhod. Talaga ba?

In fairness sa mga vajjjjjezzz nila, pak. Hahahahaha. And I say this not to TMI pero alam mong pinagtibay ng panahon lalo na bilang babae, and syempre, as a role ng pagiging nanay. Sa kanila na ang koronang tinik. LELS.

Opposite and mothering styles nila. Mom ko, rarasismbomba mo, girl. Si ina ko naman, tahimik lang pero humanda ka rin 'pag na-iskool ka. And, as I remember both of them bilang fave szn nila both ang Pasko, sige, ibahin naman natin ang kapurit na perspective this 2024. SHEMAYYYY.

Started the day with Christmas PL na progressive naman pero syempre, fave nila both OPM. 'Di sila mahilig sa regalo na mahal. Syempre, maselan parehas e. They are both mayoras na 'di need ng magarbong vibe. Daster is their dress to kill go-to. Praktikal saka in fairness, sila 'yung mga real force na 'di mo magigiba. HUY. Sana ol 'di nagigiba 'di ba? LELS. I still am not buying the whole MOM thing, but, I salute them again and again. As I come in peace kahit munti, eto na tayo sa pag-tingin sa mga bagay-bagay from a different view. Unti-unti. And dahil yata 'to sa kadireng version ni KathNiel ng isang cover ng Xmas song. Let's go back to Michael B as in Buble Xmas tunes + Sbucks Xmas 200X + Chritmas Soul/Neosoul x Jazz para naman, mejj may pa-good vibes this szn of giving that's giving... Abangan! LUH.

PS1: Dahil nga may tinatawid akong mega prayer intention na 'di para sa akin, parang gusto ko ng mag-complete ng simbang gabi kahit ayokong nagsisimba. Maaga naman akong magising kaya baka naman, ibigay n'yo na mas matinde pa sa kahit anong Xmas bonus. Pero, gandahan n'yo rin ang Xmas bonus, syempre! PS2: Pati nga rosary na basic, gusto ko na ring patulan. May method na maganda wherein bawat bead is for a prayer ng mga purple people. That way, 'di siya formulaic tapos mala-buddha vibes din. EME. Abangan!!! Gamitin ko mga koleksyon ng nanay kong dragon para mas may bisa kahit 'di naman din ako naniniwala sa mga ganyan. PS3: Fucking need to take home a decent film cam na para sa December ganaps sa ngalan ng ultimate gift para sa alam na this. Jusq, dhzai. Mas mura sa Pinas pero check din natin sa _ _ soon. LELS. 35mm or 50mm lang naman need ko e. 1.8 buka is fine pero if may 1.4 mas oks kaso 'di ubra 'pag masyado matalas ilaw. EMS. 'Pag wala, Instax na lang or phone cam since 'di ko pa rin ma-locate asan Diana with flash ko.

[akai--kami]

N.Flying deserves so much more to be honest

[softer-ua]

Life according to Bakugo

Deku: *begins looking down on him*

Bakugo: doesn’t get freaking worse than this

Deku: *gets a quirk*

Bakugo: I stand fucking corrected

*other people Deku thinks are cool exist*

Bakugo:

.

.

.

I’m not even really exaggerating

[nights-legacy]

Equal. Pt.2 - BakuKami x Reader

Masterlist MHA Masterlist

2915 words

Warnings: Mad Bakugo, sad Kaminari, nothing major

+ After the break up, you avoid the two blondes at all costs. You couldn't bare to be near them. After a few days, everyone starts to notice the tension between the three of us. You open up to a select few before going home for your birthday weekend. On your birthday, the two blondes show up in attempt to explain, apologise, and make it up to you.

Tokoyami wrapped his arms around me after getting over the initial shock. He didn't push for answers but just let me cry until I calmed down. I hiccuped as I pulled away. I looked at Dark Shadow as she made a sound of concern. I pet her head.

"Do you want to talk about it?" I shook my head. He nodded in understanding. "Is this about Bakugo and Kaminari?" I choked on a sob. He sighed and hugged me again. "Come on. Let's go get something to eat. Get you calmed down and relaxed."

He led the way off campus and towards some food joints that were nearby. I was silently sniffling most of the time while he went to order the food. Hu didn't press on the subject but distracted me with random talk. Dark Shadow even kept me entertained until I was relaxed.

"Are you okay to go back to the dorms?" He asked. I sighed but nodded. I glanced outside and saw dark clouds rolling in the sky.

"We better get back before it rains." He agreed and began the walk back. It was a silent walk back until I finally fessed up. "We broke up." He stuttered to a stop. He looked at me surprised.

"You want? Which one?"

"Both." I looked down at the sidewalk.

"My word... very unexpected chain of events." He said wistfully. I chuckled at his normal decorum. He always had a savior-faire on how to make me feel better even if he was just being himself.

"Yeah..." We got to the steps of Heights Alliance. "I'm going to go to bed. I'm exhausted." A yawn forced its way out. He chucked.

"Are you going to be okay? I can stay with you if you need it." He asked.

"No. It's alright. Plus I've kept you from your boyfriend long enough. I know you two had plans."

"It's alright. I texted Shoji earlier and he understands." He assured me. I smiled and hugged him.

"I'll be okay. It's going to hard but it'll be okay." I pulled back and walked towards the doors. "Now go see your boyfriend!"

We parted ways and I paused for a moment outside. I took a big breath and peaked in. I saw Kiri and Mina at the couches and I could hear Iida and Aoyoma somewhere. There was no sign of Kami and Bakugo. I quickly maneuvered through the common room towards the elevators. They started to open and I heard an unmistakable gruff voice.

"What are we going to do?"

"Shit." I darted into the stairwell and paused around the corner.

"I don't know, Kat." Kami's voice was shaking. "How could they think they weren't equal... How could we let them think..." I didn't want to hear anymore so I quietly ran up to my room.

I spent days avoiding the two blondes with everything I had. Everyone in the class was confused except Tokoyami & Shoji. I think Tsu had an idea but was nice enough to not ask. Kami and Baku both tried to talk to me together and on their own but I never let them.

"So what are you going to do for your birthday in a couple of days? It's over the weekend right?" Uraraka asked from her spot on the floor. Uraraka, Deku, Yami, Todoroki, and I were lounging in the common room.

"I don't know. I think I'm just going to go home and hide it out." I chuckled. I knew nobody was going to be home. My mom had called saying her and dad had to go on a last minute business trip. "I never do much for my birthday anyway. I was going to spend it with..." I paused. A small pang went through my chest. "But that fell through." Everyone was silent for a minute.

"L/N... we don't want to pry but," Deku paused. "Did something happen between you, Kaminari, and Kacchan?"

"We broke up." I said after a moment. They all burst into hysterics except the two who knew and Todoroki.

"What?"

"Why?"

"When?" They all started asking questions. Uraraka and Tsu came over and wrapped me in a hug. I hugged back tight and silent tears slid down my cheek.

"I don't really want to talk about it." I whispered.

"Of course." Uraraka said hurriedly. Tsu left for a moment and I cuddled with Uraraka in a tight ball. She ran her fingers through my hair and just let me cry into her chest. 

I must have fallen asleep because I woke up to arguing and Uraraka's hands over my ears. I heard Bakugo, Kirishima, and Todoroki. I could hear Bakugo and Todoroki arguing and I could hear Kirishima trying to calm Bakugo down. I opened my eyes and noticed my head was in Raka's lap and Shoji was kneeling next to me.

"They don't want to be near you right now, Bakugo." Todoroki said firmly.

"I don't need you to tell me something I already know, Icyhot. But I need to talk to them. I need to explain..." I heard a bit of scuffling. "Get out of my was you damn Icyhot!"

"Bakugo! Calm down!" Kirishima's voice was strained so I figured he was holding the blonde back.

"Let me go, dumb hair!" Bakugo growled. I started shaking in Urarake's lap and I felt her grip tighten. More tears were adding to the stains on my cheek.

"Kacchan please be quiet." Deku urged.

"Shut up Deku!" He snapped. "This doesn't concern you! I need to talk..." I hopped up and darted for the stairs, not able to take anymore. "L/N! Wait!"

"Bakugo!" I heard a chorus of voices before the faint familiar sound of ice crackling echoed up behind me. I ran to my room, wishing the weekend would come sooner. Later that night, I heard soft knocking and Kaminari's voice barely making it through the wood.

"Baby? Are you there?" He paused. I sat up and looked at the door. "I know you don't want to talk to us and it's only me right now but... We are so sorry." His voice shook. I got up and took silent steps towards the door, setting my hand on the door. "We never meant to make you feel that way. And I know Bakugo didn't help earlier but we... we just don't know what to do. We're desperate."

"Kami..." He was silent for a minute before a humorless chuckle broke it.

"And you're probably asleep right now and not hearing a word I say. Ha ha, well goodnight love. Sleep tight." I heard him walk off. I leant on the door and slid to the floor. I missed them both terribly but didn't know what to do myself.

~

I was sitting at home on the balcony a couple of days later. It was my birthday and my phone had blown up with messages from my friends and family, even Aizawa-sensei.  My parents had called me and talked for a while. They hung up with promises of going to my favorite restaurant and more when they got home. The only people that haven't gotten ahold of me were Bakugo & Kaminari.

"I'm getting hungry." I muttered to myself as I watched the clouds. I got up to go inside when I heard my name being called.

"L/N!" I gave a confused look around before leaning over the railing to see two familiar blondes on the ground below me.

"What are you doing here?" I called back.

"We'll explain. Can we come up?" Kaminari asked. I paused and thought about it. My mind and heart fought with each other. My heart won.

"Yeah. Come on up." I stepped inside and went to wait by the door. A soft shock came and I let the two in. I led them in and they followed silently. "Hi."

"Hi." Kaminari smiled at me. I looked and saw Bakugo wouldn't meet my eyes. He was looking around and I saw a confused expression come over his face.

"Where are your parents?" He said.

"In Nagasaki on a business trip." I revealed. Bakugo finally looked at me with surprise.

"So you came home even though no one was here? To spend your birthday…alone?" He asked in disbelief. I just shrugged before walking into the kitchen. I began to look through the fridge and pantry looking for something to eat. "We brought you food."

"What?" I turned to the two.

"Bakugo made you your favorite." Kaminari pointed. I saw a nicely prepared and packaged meal in Bakugo's hand that I hadn't noticed before. I stood there agast because I didn't think they knew my favorite meal.

"It's still warm." Bakugo opened it and set it in front of me. It smelled amazing. I looked up at them. They both looked like lost puppies, not sure what to do next. I gave them a soft smile.

"Looks and smells amazing." I said. I saw their shoulders relax. I got a fork and took a bite. "I hate to say it Bakugo but... you're a better cook than my grandmother."

"So you like it?" Bakugo rubbed his arm.

"Of course I do." I smiled. "Come on, We'll talk in the living room. Make yourselves comfortable." We all sat down. I looked at them and could tell they were trying to figure what to say. I offered them a bite and while they chewed, I spoke up. "I heard you Kami. The other night. " He sputtered while Bakugo looked between us confused.

"You did?" He asked nervously.

"Yeah. I was still up and heard every word." I looked down at my food.

"I, I..." Kami stopped to take a breath. "I meant every word I said. We are both really sorry. We didn't even realize..."

"We are so stupid to not to have seen what we were doing to you." Bakugo said through his teeth. I could read that he was beating himself up all over his face. "We were just trying to ... We should have realized that you would feel weird coming into an already established relationship."

"We could have and should have helped you better." Kami hid his face in his hands. Noone said anything for a few minutes.

"I should have said what I was feeling. Not kept it to myself." I admitted. I set the bowl on the table. "I just felt left out when I would come into a cuddly movie night and not know. A text ahead of time to tell me would have been nice. And when you both freaked out at me over coming in when you were doing whatever it was When you invited me over hurt. It also hurt when you practically ripped me a new one for just looking around."

"Y/N..."

"I felt left out a lot of the time." I looked up at them. They were watching me with sad eyes. They shared a look before Kami crawled over to me. He wrapped his arms around and hugged me tight.

"I'm so sorry." He whispered into my hair.

"I'm sorry too. I shouldn't have yelled like I did. I also shouldn't have acted that way in the common room." Bakugo cuddled up to my back, burying his head in my neck. I had missed them both so much.

"I've missed you." I admitted. I reached back and ran my fingers through Bakugo's hair and held onto Kami's hand. Both of them moved in closer and held me tighter.

"We've missed you too." They both mumble. I could tell they were wanting to ask that one question but also they didn't want to cross a line.

"Katsuki, Denki." They both looked up at their given names. I signed. "Equal? Right?" I saw both of them perk up. Denki shook his head vividly.

"Yes, yes!" He exclaimed. I turned to Kat and I saw watery eyes staring back at me. He was frozen. "That?" Denki reached and cupped his face.

"Yo-you're serious?" He stuttered. "You'll take us back? I didn't completely screw this up?" I turned and hugged him tight. I felt him sigh in relief and felt water droplets hit my skin. Denki joined in the hug.

"We'll be better." Denki said into my hair.

"We promise." Kat pulled away and I wiped his tears before he could hide the fact that he was crying. He turned quickly and pecked my palm. He reached out and grabbed my food. "Finish your food."

"Okay."

I finished my food with a few bites going to each of the boys. That immediately turned into a cuddle session while catching up on (TV/show), which we had started before everything happened. It was getting later when Kat spoke up. I was leaning back against his chest while Denki was in my lap.

"Come back with us to the dorms?" He asked. Denki looked up at me hopefully. I hummed as I thought for a moment.

"I don't see why not." I finally said.

"Yes!" Denki threw up his hands in triumph.

"Ep!" I yelped, moving away from his wild hands.

"Watch it, Sparky!" Kat snapped, blocking his hands.

"Sorry!" He jerked his hands down.

"You're going to have to let me up so I can go pack up my bag, Denks."

"No!" He rolled over and buried his face in my stomach. I groaned and looked back at Kat for help.

"Come on Spark plug." He reached and poked his side. Denki yelped and popped up. I hopped to my feet and laughed as Kat kept pestering Denki.

It was only a little bit before I had the apartment locked up and we were leaving. I sent a text to my parents to let them know. As we got closer to UA, Denki got more and more giddy. Kat to my bag as we walked up to Heights Alliance. I could see Kat had a small smirk.

"Okay. What's up with you two?"

"We're just happy." Denki pulled me into a quick kiss before running inside. I turned to look at Kat. He just shrugged and grabbed my hand. He pulled me inside and I was bombarded with yells.

"Surprise!"

"Happy Birthday!" I jumped and saw the whole room decked out and everyone was there. Uraraka and Mina came running at me.

"Guys!" I hugged them. Tokoyami came up and hugged me next. "This is, thank you guys." I turned back to Kat. He was fully smirking now. I chuckled and hit him in the chest. "Sneaks."

"Not sorry."

The party was in full swing when Denks pulled me to the side. He pulled me over to Kat who was waiting by the front window. Once next to him, Kat pulled us in for a hug.

"What's up you guys?"

"We have something for you." Kat said. He reached for a box next to the window. He handed it to me. I looked at them before going to open it. I pulled off the paper and opened the box.

"Oh my." I gasped. Laid nicely in the box was an array of items. 

First was a personalized photo album with a collage of our hero logos and friends logos on it. Inside were a multitude of pictures of us and the rest of the class over the past year. Next was a coffee cup I had been wanting. "Don't speak, not yet, OK I'm listening" was written at different levels on the cup. The last thing was what took my breath away.

"Guys..." I pulled out the Silver necklace. I looked at it and saw there were two charms on it. A black lightning bolt and a little gold explosion burst. I looked up to say something but stopped when they pulled matching necklaces. Only theirs had a charm to match my quirk and the opposite boys.

"We hope you like it." Denki said nervously. Kat was blushing.

"This is what we were working on all this time." Kat said while walking over. He took the necklace and put it on me. "The party, your presents... We freaked out because we didn't want the surprise ruined."

"We should have just explained but were both a little dumb sometimes." Denki walked up as Kat wrapped his arms around me from behind. Denki did the same from the front.

"I love everything. Thank you so much!" I snuggled up to them. "This day only would have been better if my parents were home but it's still been the best day ever."

"Good."Kat gruffed.

"We're sorry again." Denki kissed the end of my nose.

"I know. It's alright. You don't have to apologize anymore."

"We still feel like we need to make it up to you." Kat muttered. I sighed and leant into him. I perned up when a thought popped into my head.

"Fine. I know how you can do that."

"How?" They chorused.

"When the party's done, we have a snuggle party in my room for the rest of the night." I said while looking between them. "Deal?"

"Deal." Denki said. He kissed me cheerfully.

"Do we really have to wait for the end of the party?" I swore it was almost a whine that came from Kat's mouth. Denki and I both laughed while the blush from earlier returned to Kat's face. He pouted before hiding himself in my neck.

"Katsuki's a sucker for snuggles!" Denki exclaimed.

"Spark plug!"

Oh, it was good to be back with my boys.

Tag List: @spicy-therapist-mom @dxnaii-rxse @iris-shihabi @l0vely-lee

[zukump3]

bakugo w/ a black gf

bakugo w/ his brown skinned goddess

some smut at the end

before i even start us off, i just wanna say

bakugo loves black women. periodt

ANYWAYS

if we’re being honest bakugo paid no attention to you when class 1-A was formed

he kinda paid no attention to anyone LMAODD

you know how he was / is with the whole “extra” thing

yeah. you were an extra too he didn’t care

but over time, as the class bonded more and more he began to notice your presence

he liked how you had some attitude on you

you didn’t let anyone of class 1-A talk down on you

like any of them would even dare to anyway

your personality was much different from everyone else’s

different enough to catch his attention

being one of the top students in 1-A, bakugo first talks to you after practice and when you’re struggling with your quirk

“hey big head, your form is wrong.” he says as he approaches you, voice deep mmm

“big head?” you glare at him. “who the hell you talking to?”

he almost doesn’t respond because he definitely wasn’t expecting that response

after that, bakugo 100% always has his attention on you

y’all’s relationship is like his and deku’s but less... violent? HAHDJD

you two are basically frenemies

if either of you notice the other struggling with soemthing, you’re gonna help each other

but you’re constantly bickering

when you’re hanging out with the bakusquad and getting tired of hearing bakugo yell for like five fucking minutes straight you just straight up say

“can you SHUT UP?! all that yelling... your hot ass breath is making me nauseous.”

cue mina trying to hold in her laughter

cue denki, kaminari and kirishima bursting out in laughter though

“say it again bitch!”

“bakugo—please don’t try it.”

he starts to get this little ? obsession ? with the way you respond to him

you always have a slick ass comeback and he loves it

grows more and more comfortable with you the more you two hang out

the type to do a double take if you come into class 1-A with a new hairstyle

slyly compliments it

“...like the hair y/n.”

“is katsuki being... nice?!”

“shut the hELL UP KAMI!!”

he becomes more sociable the more you’re around

texts you a lot, surprisingly

sometimes about random shit

definitely softer in private

can be surprisingly calm

is secretly very curious about you and your culture

bakugo is farthest from dumb and knows how to phrase his questions so they don’t offend you, his parents taught him good

does a lot of research about it in his free time

constantly calls mineta a “weak link”

“he’s deadass the weakest link of this class.”

it’s soooo attractive how he does his best to understand you

your relationship just comes easily and naturally

he’s obviously a little shy and nervous, he’s never dated anyone like you before

but he feels accepted by you—loved, even

cooks with your mom lmao

always busting a move at the cookouts wtf 😭 this mf dances better than you

definitely the type to randomly do the woah when you two are hanging out

ALSO MATCHING BONNETS I DONT MAKE THE RULESSSS

somehow knows how to do acrylics and will do your nails for head for free

nsfw 🤤

whew boy

in shortest terms... he beats the pussy up

you swear he has the highest sex drive you’ve ever experienced

how is he ?? always ?? horny

morning sex

sex after classes

sex before he sleeps

SO MUCH SEX

it’s very well known that bakugo loves ass and trust me

he does

fucking loves when you sit in his lap

he always gets hard underneath you i s2g

even if you sit in his lap in public, he can stay flaccid for a few minutes but as soon as his arms wrap around your waist and his chin presses against your shoulder

you know he’s gone

pretty rough with you

usually after sex you’re covered in bites and bruises

and you’re sore as hell

loves to fuck you doggystyle, with his chest to your back

he likes to be very dominant in the bedroom, and that position gives him good leverage to wrap his hand around your throat and fuck you till you see stars

says “fuck” a LOT

he does dirty talk but it’s mainly stuff he says to himself?

like “fuck... this pussys squeezing me so fucking tight.”

“god, look at the way it creams... so fucking sexy.”

wants you to cum at least three times in the bedroom and doesn’t mind overstimulating you till you get there

when he gives head...

😩

lawd have murthay

can i just say that he definitely eats pussy from the back

and he buries his entire face in your cunt

loves to finger you while he does it cause he wants it to be messy. he wants your juices everywhere

“taste like fucking peaches,” he’ll comment after bringing his head up, his red eyes staring deep into yours as he fingers you with so, so much strength. “this pussy is all mine, yeah?”

you don’t respond, too lost in your pleasure to say anything

that’s when he leans down to suck harshly at your clit and you probably scream.

“answer me.”

“yes! yes—it’s your—your pussy, katsuki...!”

“that’s a good girl~”

he grabs onto your hair when you give him head

he tries not to tug too hard but he can’t help it

his abs clench every time you deep throat him and you swear he twitches in your mouth

overall a wild little boom box boy

creds to artist ^^

[izusun]

ALRIGHT I HAVE SOME CRACK FOR YOU

Consider: mom genes are dominant in BHNA. Theoretically Midoriya Hisashi can look like anyone. So Izuku told Todoroki about how his father left early on, he and Kaminari (you know Kami would also be a conspiracy theorist) went wild. Everyone from Sir Nighteye to Stain was under contention (except for All Might, Izuku shot that one down pretty quick), and once they revealed their conspiracy board to the rest of Class 1-A, everyone got excited at the prospect of gaining Izuku as a possible cousin. The mystery was afoot: who was Midoriya Hisashi?

BUT THEN one day Aizawa invites Inko to visit UA campus to clear up the mystery once and for all because its distracting his class. Not only was all of Class 1-A gathered on the campus lawn, the entirety of UA's staff was there because there was a betting pool among all the teachers.

And Inko reveals the BOMBSHELL that one of the reasons that Midoriya Hisashi left was because Izuku wasn't actually his son, and that Izuku's father was ACTUALLY a random hook up. This makes everyone freak out, because now quirk can be disregarded, which means it's anyone's game.

But THEN Inko is like "I do know who Izuku's father is" then looks over to Izuku and is like "Are you sure you want me to do this in front of everyone?" And Izuku just sighs and is like "You might as well at this point."

Inko goes up to Yagi and says "You are the father"

Everyone fucking riots.

- Goblin anon

IM IN LITERAL TEARS GOBLIN!!!!

PLEASE WRITE THIS?? LIKE?? YOUR AU DUMPS ARE ALWAYS GODTIER IM ROLLING!!!

BUT TO BRAINWORM WITH YOU, HERE’S ME RAMBLING AGAIN

first: KAMINARI AND TODOROKI FRIENDSHIP AAAHHH

after midoriya opened up that hisashi left, todoroki rushed to kaminari’s room because new shit to imagine with his best bud

just him slamming the door, not even batting an eye at kaminari’s surprised shout and the mini electric static that filled his room. todoroki shuts the door close, and heads to kaminari’s closet where they keep their mini rolling whiteboard. kaminari sees him and jumps up in excitement because oohh new thing to theorize with todo

kaminari watches as todoroki erases the previous theories they had (it was if aizawa had a minor telekinetic quirk because of the way his hair floats. and then it branched to aizawa having a MENTAL quirk where he just makes people believe that their quirk is gone because how is it possible to block off the quirk gene??? ANYWAYS) and writes with his clean penmanship.

it went:

MIDORIYA’S DAD?????? underlined thrice with red marker

kaminari is instantly excited because of all the things they theorized, familial bonds were always the best ones to tackle (i.e. that one time they were convinced that amajiki was midnight’s son)

AND THE MONTAGE OF THEM TRYING TO PIECE WHO IT IS LAJDLAKS

kaminari proposed all might but todoroki, as you said, shot it down.

why nighteye is the dad? green hair and the mutual fanboying for all might

stain? (todoroki opened up about the case and kaminari stuck to his word to not tell anyone) kaminari’s the one pushing this because think about it, roki. why was stain against both you and iida but not mido? he probably knew that mido’s his son!

enji? “i’d love to have midoriya as my brother” - todoroki shouto, xxx2

theorizing midoriya’s dad got too exciting that they shared it to their separate class gc (lovingly called “deku’s fanclub,” of course it was a secret from midoriya) and everyone got into it. EVEN BAKUGOU

they started theorizing who of them have any inkling relation to midoriya.

uraraka? they both can float (bakugou pretends to be into this theory too to protect ofa’s secret)

asui? green hair

tokoyami? midoriya’s black whip resembles dark shadow (again, bakugou pretends to be sold even though inside, he’s cackling because he knows how far from the truth that was)

the teachers’ betting pool were on uraraka’s family. only a handful (aizawa, all might, and nezu) don’t put in their bets.

and so it goes on and on and on. and aizawa breaks because he’s had enough. he hates hearing from both his colleagues and his students alike about midoriya inko’s escapades that led up to the birth of his problem child. it’s because of that reason that aizawa invites inko to end this once and for all.

“mrs. midoriya inko-“

“ms.,” inko corrects.

“ah, yes. ms. midoriya inko, i apologize for calling you on your weekend, however, i think it is imperative that we know who is the father of your son simply because i no longer wish to hear about this topic from any of these people’s mouths. not only is it disrespectful to you and your son’s virtues, but it is the greatest displeasure i’ve ever had the opportunity to hear.”

a beat of silence passes before inko laughs, light and beautiful and happy. she looks at izuku who’s sheepishly rubbing at his nape, looking far more embarrassed than the rest of 1a and the other teachers who realized that their bets and theorizing were actually discourteous.

so to save her son, she explains that izuku was the fruit of a random hookup during her youth. everyone (including both katsuki and izuku) explodes at the news. inko laughs again, waving her hand as if to dismiss everyone’s reaction.

“i do know who it is though,” she says, mirthful, however izuku knows her enough to see that she was also nervous. it was in the way she fiddled with her fingers, eyes shifty, bouncing her weight from one heel to another.

“can we know who it is?” todoroki asks from beside kaminari, notebook open between them.

“well, if izuku’s alright with that,” inko answers. everyone turns to izuku before she was even done answering, eyes ranging from pleading to borderline desperation. he gives his ascent.

they watch as inko straightens her back, face void of emotions and crosses the room towards-

to-

holy shit.

“you’re izuku’s dad,” she says, clapping yagi from his back.

what the fuck.

[anxious2dsimp]

General Dating Headcanons | Sero, Todoroki & Bakugou

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Pairings: Sero x Reader, Todoroki x Reader, Bakugou x Reader

Reader: Gender Neutral!

Format: Headcanons​

Warnings: Cursing bc Bakugou 🙄 (as if I wasn’t the one who picked him lmao)

Request: :))) hellooooo :D hmmmm may i get general dating headcanons for sero, todoroki, and [insert your favorite character]? 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 @smexy-goose

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Hi again!! Omg yes, I’ll gladly write some hcs for the best bois! I had a hard time picking a fave, but since I have written for Kami and Kiri in the last request I decided to go with blasty boy❤️ (Also, I’m trying a new way to post requests, I hope it works!)

Sero Hanta

I feel like Sero is genuinely so fun to date, just like he said in that one dorm episode, he’s always the wild card.

He’s a goofball, so he adores making you laugh and smile as much as he can. I love him omg😭

Will definitely take advantage of his height (he’s among the taller ones in the class) and give you surprise hugs from behind and rest his head on yours.

He’ll also use his quirk on you for everything from pranks to just randomly pulling you to him to give you a quick peck or a hug :’)

He’s pretty standard with PDA, so he won’t go around making out with you in public but he will do little gestures like those <3

In private I feel like he’s definitely cuddly, he’s just so happy to be with you!

He loves having you over at his room to just chill or be in each other’s presence, even if you’re doing stuff individually.

Speaking of, the bakusquad definitely complains about you having privilege in using the hammock in Hanta’s room. 

Denki will whine like; “why does y/n always get to use the hammock? You said it was out of bounds!”

“That’s on pretty privilege, sorry! And you’re just jealous you don’t have a cool s/o like mine,” Sero will say and poke his tongue out from the hammock where you’re swinging togehter :’) 

I’m warning you now, if you had a healthy sleep schedule before going out with him, you can kiss it goodbye.

Sero will absolutely be up till like 3 am sending you memes and tiktoks that remind him of you.

And with him blowing up your phone you’ll most likely end up talking into ungodly hours of the night, the *sleep deprivation* only causing funnier conversations.

Those will end up becoming inside jokes that he’ll bring up to make you laugh while the rest of the class is like ???

That also results in some weird ass nicknames sorry not sorry

So he’ll sometimes call you regular stuff like babe and other times... he’ll call you things like “Bert” (FOR NO REASON??) or “Candied Blood Pumping Organ” instead of sweetheart lmao

Overall you two are just THE chaotic couple (and if you’re not generally that way he will bring out that side of you)

Pranking your classmates? Pranking each other? Random ass adventures? Trying weird food together? Dancing in the kitchen at midnight while sharing late night snacks? By going out with him you said yes to all of the above.

From sneaking out of the dorms for late night food runs to occasionally skipping class to go to the arcade or the beach, you usually can’t go a week without doing something fun togehter.

This one time you two were out with the Bakusquad and y’all stopped by a supermarket to get food. 

So you had to ask Bakugou to buy you something bc you and Sero had to stay outside and just hand him the money.

He was like “tf?? why? Just buy your shit yourselves!” You had to explain you two were banned from the store because Hanta had accidentally crashed a cart he was driving you around in into a display of cereal boxes.

Ah yes, good times.

Todoroki Shoto

I feel like he’ll definitely need a small push when it comes to relationships bc of his past, but once you’re with him he’ll care deeply about you and will try to make you as happy as you make him :’)

I’m begging you, please give this boy some luv and affection!! For the most part you’d probably initiate PDA because he’s too nervous to do it himself

At the beginning he wouldn’t even be comfy cuddling, solely because he’d be afraid of hurting you somehow :(

But once you’ve reassured him he complies, and from then on out you just have to open your arms and he’ll instantly know it’s *cuddle time*

It’a one of his favorite pastimes bc he just feels so safe and loved <3 he also just loves the feeling of you playing with his hair

Luckily you get to do it year round since you cuddle his hot side in the winter and cold side during the summer

I feel like he’s secretly insecure, so the fact that you trust him and love him for who he is makes him feel like he could melt <3

Because of that you’re the only one he truly opens up to and shows his real feelings to, not to mention the only one who can touch his scar

And though he isn’t great with words, one look at him during one of these personal moments when its just you two, and you can just see it in his eyes.

Especially if you kiss his scar, his eyes might even get teary this sweet boy I 😭

That’s also probably why he shares his precious cold soba with you

Since you’ve been together, Shoto has just been so much happier, so his siblings and mother LOVE you.

They’re constantly inviting you over for dinner when Endevour is working (bc he’s a huge buzzkill to say the least), and his mom adores when you come with Shoto to visit her :)

Todoroki really enjoys seeing you get along with the people he cares the most about...

 BUT what he hates is THE EMBARRASING STORIES HIS FAMILY TELLS YOU OMG (you live for them, but I wouldn’t tell him that if I were you)

“Fuyumi remember when Shoto-” “Natsuo, no💙“ your bf will say as he unconsciously squeezes your hand, both of the siblings laughing at Shoto’s glare.

You had to hold in your laughter so hard omg

Though he isn’t that talkative, you guys definitely have that kind of relationship where you two could be silent and still feel completely comfortable (oh I’m so jealous of that but nvm)

He’s definitely observant, so expect the most considerate gifts and the most assertive observations, he’ll always know what you need.

The type of observant that gives you a water bottle before you even notice you’re thristy during training, or switches sides while walking so you loop your arm with his on his warm side when you’re cold.

Also the type to gift you that one thing you really wanted but mentioned once like months ago along with your favorite snacks/drink (you best believe he has them all memorized bc he’s just that attentive)

Over all, just a really soothing relationship were you can be comfortable with each other and feel at home when you’re together.

Bakugou Katsuki

Ok so, I feel like you’d be a competitive couple, turning anything into a competition in an endearingly annoying way.

You’re definitely the type of couple to go to laser tag, an escape room, an arcade, etc, as dates >:) but the competitions don’t end there:

Who can plan the best date? Who can make the other blush first? Who can get the other the better gift? Who’s the better kisser? Who gets the higher score in class? Or wins at sparring?

Especially when it comes to productive stuff like training or academics, although he won’t admit it, he’s just pushing you to be your best because he knows how amazing you are :’)

All the bakusquad knows about your shenanigans and at this point they’ve learnt to stay out of it & go get the Advil just in case bless their souls lmao

I’m sorry but he definitely calls you nicknames that purposely piss you off (with no ill intentions ofc), like “gremlin”, “dumbass” or “booger”

I suggest you also call him stuff like that back, like “angry pom” or “blasty” to get on his nerves >:)

You guys also definitely friendly bicker all the time, knowing that you take it lightly (though strangers won’t, resulting in some hilariously awkward situations)

“You’re such a fucking idiot,” he’ll say rolling his eyes as he messes up your hair.

Just watch his smirk dissapears when you reply, “no, u❤️″ It gets on his nerves, I just know it.

So he’ll chase you around as you call each other random stuff. While the other people at the convenience store are just like  👁👄👁

He never means it tho, keep in mind if you’re dating the self proclaimed future no. 1 hero he thinks highly of you :)

So he’d definitely be protective while simultaneously showing you off <3

Will always greet you with a kiss and keep his hand on your back or waist so ppl know you’re with him

RIP anyone who tries to hurt or flirt with you, I say try bc Bakugou will be exploding them even before they get the chance😅

Denki’s definitely almost gotten his brows blown off his face bc of that lol

Speaking of, the bakusquad still can’t get over the fact that THE lord explosion murder has a soft spot for you,

You mean you take care of his injuries, scold him when he burns himself out, touch his hair, and hug him when his moody... and you DON’T get cussed out and blown up? Shooketh

However they don’t see what happens behind closed doors, & how you’ve helped him with all the trauma he has experienced

You’re the only one who he is vulnerable with, you’ve seen him cry and he tells you about his nightmares and fears

You do the same with him, and you promise each other to get through anything together, which you’ve done so far :’)

Bc of that his parents love you, and his mom’s always going on about how she’s so glad you “stand” his son😂

Why can’t he be real ughhh

[libra-kirishima]

Hii ! May i ask for hdcs where Yaoyorozu invites the class to an event organized by her family, a kind of gala or ball, so she won't be alone, and she sees her crush (Femreader) coming in a suit. Her reaction (reader doesn't realize she's a flirt). Thank you !

I misread this to think that you're the flirt, but that's okay because I don't think flirtatiousness makes sense for Yaoyorozu's character.

(She's a virgo...)

Please ma'am take these two pining nerd lesbians in this trying time.

"Was this a mistake?" You whispered to Mina.

"Why would this be a mistake?"

"I feel so weird being here." You answered, fiddling with your cuff links to avoid making eye contact with any number of the wealthy strangers that surrounded you.

"It's a birthday party." She rolled her eyes.

"I've never been to a birthday party like this before, have you-"

"Look, there's Sero!

Your friend grabbed you by the wrist and pulled you to a small table where Sero and Kaminari were talking with Jirou. (Or rather where Kaminari was hitting on her while Sero laughed at how he had no game.) When you locked eyes with him, he pointed to Kaminari and made a gagging gesture.

"Let her breathe, Denki." You joked, grabbing him by his shirt collar and pulling him back. Your friends laughed as you pulled up a chair between the two of them.

"Where's Yaomomo?" Your best friend asked, fiddling with the tufts of pink hair around her horns while staring at herself in the reflection of a spoon.

"Her mom called her away for something a while ago. Said she'd be back soon." Jirou answered, shrugging her shoulders. "You can go look for her if you want. Mrs. Yaoyorozu said the house was ours to explore."

You only half paid attention to the conversation between the two of them as you idly chatted with Sero.

"What's with your face?" He asks in between bites of the snack food on the table.

"You know just what to say to make a woman swoon." You answered. Kaminari laughed, jabbing him in the ribs playfully.

"No, I mean why do you look like you just walked in on your parents having sex or something?"

"Well that's an image I won't be able to get out of my head, thanks." You retorted, but Sero still waited for your answer with raised eyebrows. You sighed before continuing. "I hate that I know what you mean by that, by the way- No, it's Yaoyorozu."

"She said she'd be back in a little bit."

"No not where is she. More like-" You trailed off, waiting for her to finish.

"Is this about the sexual tension between the two of you?"

"What sexual tension?"

"The sexual tension in how you're fighting each other to be top of the class." Kaminari interjected. "You think that smug grin she gave you when she got a higher grade than you on that last test was friendly?"

"I thought it was intended to be malicious." You admitted.

"No, no-" Sero adds, pausing to steal a bite of Kaminari's food while his attention was focused on you. "-I totally think she wants to top you." Your eyes widened at his admittance. "But that's just a hunch."

"Really?"

"After all this time that you've been flirting with her? What did you think that she hated you?" At your lack of response, both boys started laughing. "Are you fucking serious?" You leaned over to jab your elbow into Kaminari's ribs.

"What did I miss?"

All three of you bolted up at the question. Your eyes scanned how gorgeous she looked in her dress with her hair down before locking with Yaoyorozu, and it appeared she did the same because you both blushed instantaneously. After witnessing the brief interaction, Kaminari begins to laugh again but is silenced by Jirou pinching his arm under the table.

"Nothing important." He answered through grit teeth. Satisfied with the answer, Jirou let go of his skin. "Ow."

Sero stands to offer Yaoyorozu his seat, shooting you the widest shit-eating grin he could manage as she sat next to you.

"Happy birthday, Yaoyorozu." You spoke to her as she made herself comfortable beside you.

"Thank you, (Y/N)." After a moment of silence between the two of you she speaks again. "I'm glad you came." She added earnestly.

"Thank you for inviting me." After another pause, you added "You look absolutely gorgeous, by the way." For the first time since your eyes first met, you allowed yourself to properly look at her. Her eyes averted yours as she worked to conceal the rose in her cheeks. You placed your chin in your palm with a small smirk.

"As do you." She added meekly. "You seemed a bit unsure of yourself when you walked in, but I hope you know that I'm very glad to have you here." Her words were soft spoken but reassuring, managing to look at you for just long enough to offer you a kind smile.

"So you were watching me?" You chuckled. Her face flushes even deeper. You watched as she struggled to keep it from you, seemingly interested in everything surrounding her except for you. "Can't get enough of me? I don't blame you. I am top of my class you know." You joked. She playfully swatted your shoulder, then lingered her touch there a moment longer. Across the table, Sero laughed silently and shot you a thumbs up.

"Um-" She starts, before being taken by the swelling of music. "Actually would you care to dance with me?"

"I'd love to."

She took your hand and laced her fingers in yours, allowing you to lead the way. Out of the corner of your eye, you notice Jirou slap Kaminari on the shoulder and point to the two of you leaving the table. Before he had a chance to think, she grabbed him by the wrist and followed you.

"Apologies for them," Yaoyorozu spoke shamefully as you placed her hands on your shoulders. "She's my best friend, but she she has an awful habit of eavesdropping on my conversations with you."

You wrapped your hands around your waist, leading her around the room in relative silence. As the song comes to a close, she leans closer and whispers "Do you want to make a break for it?"

"Hm?" You ask. She subtly points her head to a hallway at the other end of the room with a smile. You'd never seen this side of her before, but you'd be lying if you said you weren't loving it. You smile back at her, and that's all the answer Momo needs.

"Ready?" She asked softly. You watched her take one last glance at Kaminari and Jirou, still trying subtly to watch the two of you. "Go!"

She grabbed you by the hand with one hand, lifting up the material of her skirt with the other. You drifted around various partygoers, hoping to slip out of sight of your friends. She pulled you into the massive corridor at the other end of the hall, and up the first set of stairs. It was only then that she stopped running. She spends a few moments to catch her breath. "Come with me." Her hand was still firmly grasping yours, leading you through the long and winding corridors of her home.

You're taken to a window at the end of a corridor, where Momo pushes aside the lavish set of drapes, revealing it to be a set of glass doors. Never once releasing your hand from her grasp, she opens the doors and pulls you on to the balcony with her, drawing the drapes and closing the door behind her. It was almost impressive watching her do this all with one hand. It was only then that she let go of yours. "Thank you. I needed to get away for a while." You said nothing, but smiled at her. She leans against the railing, looking up at the night sky like she's looking for something. You join her, resting yourself against the railing with your shoulder touching hers. "Are you familiar with astronomy."

"A bit." You answered. You point to a chain of stars, and Momo's eyes follow your hand with interest. "The constellation Cygnus is right there. That star at the tail of the swan is called Deneb. I think it's the 19th or 20th brightest star in the night sky." She lets out an interested hum. Your point moves to another part of the night sky. "Delphinus." Momo looks at you, eager to hear more. "It's a dolphin." You state awkwardly after a while.

You both laugh naturally. Her hand comes to rest on yours, stroking soothing circles into the palm of your hand. All this time you had assumed that she hated you seemed to drift into the sea as she eagerly listened to you point out features of the night sky. "Venus. You can tell that it's a planet and not a star because it doesn't twinkle."

"Why don't planets twinkle?" She asked eagerly.

"Because they're too close to us. Stars are millions of light-years away but Venus is our nextdoor neighbor. It's actually the brightest object in the night sky because it has a thick atmosphere of white clouds."

"And why does that make it so bright?"

"Since the clouds are so thick and white, just about all of the light from the sun reflects off of it. And that's why you can even see Venus in the day sometimes."

Maybe she didn't know everything. You had assumed she did based her quirk and her grades. But Yaoyorozu was just a girl. A very smart one at that but just a girl. You certainly didn't know everything.

How strange it was to think that of all the people she could have asked to join her in her escape from the crowd of her birthday party, she chose you. "I thought you hated me." You said, not realizing that you had voiced that thought out loud until it was too late.

"That's funny." She admitted to you. "I always assumed you hated me. I invited you by total chance, hoping that you'd come. And I'm glad you did. You've been great company." You both silently decided to leave it there, choosing to take in the sounds of the night in silence before heading back inside.

"Oh!" You perked your head up. "Is now a bad time to give you your birthday present?"

"You didn't have to get me anything-"

"I know but I wasn't not going to. But what do you get the girl that's got everything, right?" You snuck into the coat closet just outside the foyer, grabbing your bag from one of the hooks. "Do you remember when we went on that class beach trip and you wanted the stuffed cow in the claw machine on the pier but you couldn't win it?"

"Yeah."

"Well I remembered that you wanted it so Kaminari and I went back to get it for you!" You responded enthusiastically!

"You're kidding."

You shook your head no, pulling the plush out of your bag to prove it. With a grin, you extended your arms to offer it to her. "How? I thought it was broken. The claw wouldn't close."

"Oh, no, it still was." You admitted. "I asked Kaminari to fry the machine so I could reach my arm in there with a coat hanger and pull it out." She laughed. It was the sweetest sound you think you've ever heard. "Worked like a charm."

"Did it?"

"Yeah. We're never allowed back to that arcade again but I think it was worth it."

Momo pulled you by your lapels closer to her and pulled you into a tight hug. The feeling of her embrace felt so warm and familiar. Neither of you wanted to be the first to let go. After a moment she speaks.

"I love it. Thank you."

"Happy birthday." You said once again, punctuating it with a soft kiss to her temple.

[h2bakugou]

Hi! I was wondering if you could write the reader having an older brother who also goes to UA but the two don't really interact that much unless they're like play fighting and maybe one day Todoroki or Denki (who don't know the two are siblings) see them fighting & they get really concerned bc neither of them are using their quirks or any form of fighting, the two are literally just smacking the shit out of each other. Also, if you could make it so Todoroki or Denki is dating the reader :))

a/n: hi!! of course! i turned this into a headcanon so i could write for both todo and denki!! i hope that’s alright hun! thank you for the request! personally having an older sibling, fighting is sure to ensue. my sister can be a bit of a headass but i love her to death, she’s an avid reader of my blog and often helps me out! if ur reading this brit, give me diamonds on royale high 😩😩

headcanon: them finding out you have an older brother who attends U.A.

key: (y/n) - your name / (f/n) - first name / (l/n) - last name / (e/c) - eye color / (h/c) - hair color / (y/q) - your quirk / (b/n) - brother’s name

warnings: fluff, swearing, siblings being siblings

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shoto todoroki

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In the months of dating you, you’d never once mentioned to Shoto that you had an older brother.

The opportunity had never really presented itself. Between classes and hero stuff, you already didn’t have much time with dating. You made time for each other on off days, and dinners with his siblings were always nice, but you’d just sorta failed to mention your brother to Todoroki.

It wasn’t like you’d forgotten about your older brother. He attended U.A. too.

Your brother was a third-year whereas you were a first-year. He had to handle things like graduation, and what he would be doing after school. You were both pretty busy. The few times you’d actually gotten to see each other, you cherished.

Whether it be (b/n) teasing you about something or him proceeding to beat you up, the two of you going at it for the five minutes you had to spare, it was a fun moment shared between two siblings.

Today was just one of those days. 

Changing classes, you had a few minutes to spare and you just so happened to see the back of your brother’s head peeking over the top of some students as he walked down the hall. Catching up with him, you were unaware of your boyfriend who has also spotted you from behind.

Trying to catch up with you, Todoroki picked up his own pace, jogging down the hall after you.

“Dipshit!” You called out to your brother. 

Your brother nudged his friend’s arm and stopped, turning around to face you.

“Sup.” He greeted you with a flick to the forehead.

“Eat shit.” You rolled your eyes, flicking his forehead back. 

Todoroki was confused. Who was this guy? Was this some sort of friend? Another guy you liked? He didn’t have all the details so he couldn’t jump to any conclusions.

All of a sudden you slapped the back of his neck with force, causing the boy to glare at you.

Todoroki rushed over.

“Oh hey, Sho!”

“Woah who’s this?” Your brother stepped in, slinging an arm over your shoulder.

Stomping down on his foot, your brother recoiled at your action, taking a step back.

“This is my boyfriend Shoto. Shoto this is my brother, (b/n).” You rolled your eyes at the doofus behind you.

“You little-”

“Don’t make me tell mom!” You threatened.

“Does mom know you have a boyfriend?” Your brother shot back.

“What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her-”

“I’m so telling!” “Don’t you dare!” You chased after him down the hall, waving to Shoto who gave you a sympathetic look. He could imagine his own siblings doing the same.

Later that afternoon, Shoto got the chance to talk to you about your brother.

“I didn’t know you had a brother.” Shoto spoke, sitting across from you at the common room table.

“I apologize for not telling you sooner, we don’t get to see each other very often.” You said your apology for not informing him sooner.

“Does he not like that we’re together?” Shoto asks, curious as to what your brother thinks of him.

“No, no! He’s happy for me, for us. He’s just a shithead.” You tease. Shoto feels a nice weight lift from his shoulders. He was worried your brother was going to hate his guts.

“I’d love to have the both of you over for dinner again sometime, and any other siblings if you’ve got them.” Todoroki smiles. You nod and laugh.

“He’d probably flit with your sister.” 

“She deals with enough hooligans with my brother.”

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denki kaminari

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Like Todoroki, you’re all so busy. U.A. is an amazing place but you’ve got to have time management. Besides holiday breaks and off-days, you’re pretty busy. 

You’ve got training, and classes to attend all while managing schoolwork, agency offers, and internships. And any other extra-curricular activities and trips and events.

Denki and you make time for each other. Most of this time consists of eating pizza and late-night snacks together while watching scary movies and playing video games.

Your brother is also pretty busy. Being a third-year requires having all your shit together for when you graduate.

You see each other in the halls, but you’re lucky to have lunch with his class as well. 

Though you don’t sit together, the both of you having your own group of friends, if you ever need to tell him something or if you just wanna annoy him, you can walk over to his table and do so.

This being said, Kaminari has no clue who the tall guy you’re talking to is. e’s a bit jealous. The guy looks visibly older, and a lot more mature. 

Deciding to go step in, he notices the guy teasing and hitting you, flicking your forehead and punching your arm.

Before he can say anything, you punch him in the gut. No quirk, no nothing, just a plain and simple punch to the gut.

“Ass.” You laugh, teasing your brother as he grumbles in pain.

“Oh, she got you!” Your brother’s friends cheer you on.

“Hey is this guy bothering you babe?” 

“Babe?” Your brother seemingly snaps up, almost like he wasn’t in pain from the blow to the stomach.

“Babe?” Denki says to you, now worried about who this guy was. Your face was hot as you shook your head.

“Kami, this is my dipshit brother, (b/n). (b/n), this is my amazing boyfriend, Kaminari.” You kiss Kaminari’s cheek and smile, reassuring the electric blonde that this was nothing more than siblings being siblings.

“Nice to meet you, bro!” Your brother extends a hand for Kaminari to shake.

“Nice to meet you too dude! I didn’t know you had a brother.” Kaminari mentions, making your brother glare at you..

“You didn’t tell this awesome bro that you had a cool ass brother?” Your brother fakes being hurt while you just roll your eyes.

“Yeah because the guy who clogged the second-story bathrooms after drinking spoiled milk is ‘cool.” You tease. Your brother’s friends join back in with some laughter.

“Yeah well, you snore super loud.” Your brother retorts.

“You little-!” You charge toward your brother, clinging onto him, tackling him to the floor.

“(Y/n)!” Kaminari calls for you.

“I got this Kami! Look away, babe!” You laugh, before slapping your brother across his face.

Later that day after having been told off by Aizawa to leave your brother alone, you were able to hang out with Kaminari.

“Why didn’t you tell me you had a brother?” Kaminari held you in his arms as he watched you play some RPG on his handheld console.

“He’s super busy, he’s a third-year and we never really get to see each other, plus it never really crossed my mind.” You admitted, pausing your game to turn and face him.

“I’d like to get to know him better if that’s alright, I think it’s important to have a good relationship with your brother.”

“Why he’s a butthole?” 

“I just want him to trust me, and ya know, let him know that I’ll take good care of you.” Kaminari kisses your cheek, smiling and resting his forehead against your own.

“If that’s what you’re worried about, I can promise you that he loves you.”

“Really?”

“As long as I’m happy, he’s happy.”

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[mshomestyle]

Ok this is gonna sound odd. But how would Kaminari and Shinsou (either separate or together would work tbh) react if their teenage daughter brought home her boyfriend but they don't trust him. Like he looks like a total fuck boy, but they wanna trust their daughter. So later on they would stealthily follow said boyfriend to make sure that he wouldn't hurt the daughter. While hiding Kami and/or Shin overhear him completely just bashing his friends words and shit because his so called 'friends' were disrespecting his girl/their daughter, and he wasn't having that. They then decide that he's alright. They'll leave baby girl in his hands. He looks like a bad boy, tattoos and piercings and the whole shebang. But clearly he drinks his "Respect Women" juice.

Bonus if the boyfriends favorite hero is Red Riot, so of course he's gonna be drinking that "women are queens" juice daily lol.

I never see any dad things for Kami or Shinsou and I hope to start something here. I think they'd be great dads tbh

Definitely not odd!

Thing their Daughter’s Boyfriend is bad when He really isn’t [Head Canons]:

(Kaminari, Shinsou)

Kaminari:

-Kaminari watched with an eyebrow raised as you buzzed around the dining room, setting the table and such. “Come on, he’ll be here soon,” you spoke.

-The hero only shrugged and casually picked up a dish, “He’s our daughter’s boyfriend. He has to impress us, not the other way around.” You just rolled your eyes at that.

-”Yes, and we’re trying not to embarrass her,” you said. Speaking of which, your daughter rushed into the dining room.

-”Thank you, mom,” she said before giving her father a pout. Kaminari sighed, but he relented.

-”Fine, fine,” he said, giving his baby girl’s head a rub, “I’ll be good.”

-About an hour later, the door bell rang, and since he was the closest, Kaminari went to answer it. Upon doing so, however, he was greeted by a teenage boy with several piercings and tattoos. “Uh...We’re not looking to buy anything,” he said.

-The boy just laughed “[Daughter Name] said you were funny!”

-Needless to say, Kaminari thought that something was up with this teen. There was no way his daughter could like some punk like this! He was in no way good enough for his daughter and Kaminari was gong to prove that.

-”He’s a nice kid, leave it alone,” you merely told him when he asked for your opinion.

-That went into one ear and out the other as soon enough Kaminari came up with the idea to see if this guy was legit or not.

-This guy came off as a fuck boy, after all, as the kids would say, and the last thing Kaminari wanted was for his daughter to get hurt. Make no mistake, however, as he did trust his baby girl, he just ultimately wanted to protect her.

-So, when the day finally came, Kaminari decided to misuse his hero training and follow after his daughter’s boyfriend.

-The guy wasn’t doing anything out of the ordinary so far. He just met up with some friends and they went to hang out at a coffee shop. Typical of teens, but Kaminari remembered his days at that age and how he did similar.

-Making sure to sit at a table right behind the group, Kaminari listened intently. For some reason the teens seemed fire up, and he wondered why.

-”So, have you figured out if Charge Bolt’s daughter is as electrifying as her daddy.” Kaminari raised an eyebrow at this, feeling curious as the boys giggled. It took him awhile, but he finally figured out what they were saying, which caused him to nearly shoot out of his seat, intending to blow his cover and confront them on the spot. But then...

-”What are you talking about?” He heard his daughter’s boyfriend and his question seemed to make the others laugh louder.

-”You know, if she’s good in bed? Puts good use of her quirk there? She’s got such a nice body and such a smackable-”

-”Hey, you can’t disrespect women like that! And certainly not my girlfriend.” At the defense, Kaminari listened intently, not believing what he was hearing. “Besides, the first thing that shouldn’t come to mind when you think about a woman is sex and her looks. She’s a person and very sweet, so I better not hear you talking about women like that again, especially her.” The way your boyfriend defended you sounded so sincere and passionate that Kaminari was awestruck.

-There was just no way this guy was that respectful...What he was saying was also sounding familiar, too, “I mean, what would Red Riot say? Everyone deserves respect, right?” Ah, there it was-But wait a second!

-”Red Riot, really?!” Kaminari completely blew his cover as he got up and approached the teens, who were looking at him rather shocked, “Charge Bolt! Charge Bolt should be your favorite hero!” Then in that moment, Kaminari quickly covered his mouth, realizing his mistake.

“Mr. Kaminari what are you doing here?”

-Needless to say, Kaminari now approves of his daughter’s boyfriend.

Shinsou:

-It got to a point in most relationships where parents were met with and got involved.

-Now, Shinsou’s daughter was definitely spoiled and loved by him. He wouldn’t do much things in fear of looking stupid, but when it came to his daughter, he would do anything and more.

-So, when she told him about her boyfriend, of course he wanted to meet the guy who got his daughter so interested.

-He and you had not met the teen yet, and this would be the first time your kid brought someone home, so this was rather exciting.

-”I told him all about you, dad, and he thinks you’re a cool hero and can’t wait to meet you,” The teen girl smiled. Shinsou returned her smile and rubbed at her head.

-”Well, I can’t wait to meet him.”

-Those were words that Shinsou certainly wanted to take back once he met the guy in question.

-The doorbell had rang without warning, and you rushed to open it, greeting what Shinsou knew to be known as a typical fuckboy.

-This guy showed up with his phone in hand, tattoos, piercings, and also wearing a leather jacket. Nope, Shinsou was not approving.

-He remained civil, however, not saying much during the dinner that the family ate together with their guest, but as soon as the boy left, he made his disdain known.

-”No, I don’t like him,” he told his daughter without delay once she asked, “You’re going to get your heart broken, and I won’t allow that.”

-”But daddy! You haven’t even gotten to know him yet!” Shinsou didn’t agree with that, which led to his daughter slamming her bedroom door on her way up. You just sighed and looked at your husband.

-”Come on, the boy is nice and makes good grades,” you said, though your words sailed right out the window.

-”I’ll prove it to her,” was all Shinsou said before turning in for the night.

-It was about a week later before he put his plan in motion. It was simple, he was going to follow the boy and record him cheating on his daughter. It was just bound to happen at some point, and he would use this as leverage to expose the boy and get you on his side for preventing his daughter from dating him. He’d spare her the broken heart, however by not telling her the truth.

-So, Shinsou found out where the teen was and began discreetly following him and his group of friends. Nothing was seeming out of the ordinary for now...

-”Oh, Red Riot!” Shinsou ducked, wondering if Kirishima were actually there, but all that could be seen was the hero appearing on a TV that his daughter’s boyfriend seemed to zero in on.

-’He likes Red Riot?’

-”Come on, dude,” his friends seemed to call him back, chuckling all the while.

-”I’m coming, I’m coming,” he said, only to receive more laughter.

-”I bet that’s what your girlfriend said last night!” The teen stopped dead in his tracks, and Shinsou felt as if he might end up getting his hero license revoked for beating some kids.

-”Hey, don’t make jokes like that, about any woman ever, okay? It’s not cool or funny.” That murderous feeling seemed pass as Shinsou’s eyes widened in surprise at what he was hearing.

-”Come on, it’s just a joke dude. I mean, your girlfriend’s hot! Be grateful we don’t think she’s gros-”

-The other teens immediately shut up as they were being glared at. “Just because she’s beautiful doesn’t give you a free pass to talk about her like that. So you better not ever.”

-Shinsou let out a sigh. He started to feel a bit sorry for his preconceived notions. He hated to think that his baby girl was all grown up and dating, but he knew that he should be grateful it was with such a good guy.

[benefits1986]

Shades & Shakers

NGL, Leo szn 2024 is not a ghost month, yes?

My first hero is my Prep teacher. I think, I've talked about her previously or it may just be another thought bubble. She carved a tiny home for me and my purple Prep Joey mates back in a small and highly progressive school ages ago.

Today, I remember her and should our paths cross again, I'd give her a solid hug and for sure, I'll cry. Teacher Rosa hailed from Leon Guinto and damn, I must say that it kinda seems a "premonition" looking back. One that I didn't ever see coming and one that shaped my worldview even when I'm not totally sold about being cloistered in the halls that once cradled the wounded soldiers of WW2. However, as I come in peace, this makes sense.

Maarte ako e. Hahahaha. Masungit pa. (Parang normal naman 'to sa mga hinubog sa Leon G. Street like Teacher Rosa pero siya, 'yung sungit niya sa mga bagay na may kwenta, unlike ako na sa lahat masungit.) And what I'm super sold about after ages of loathing this chapter was that, mukhang tama ng nanay kong dragon. She housed me there for four years to prune me as bonsai --punggok na, pudgy pa, ako e. LOL.

Still curious as to when I'd see my first official social group as a daldal kahit saan bitch. Very interesting.

Best Lesson from Teacher Rosa: Just be you but try to hold your tongue at times. Also, you can read well even when your mom tells you that you'd have to perfect reading words with "b" and "d". You can do it, but stop being frustrated about the tiny things. Keep your high energy, but don't be too rowdy.

Note to Self: SHEMAY. OO NA. Eto na since 1986. Bakit parang ganito pa rin ako? Hahahaha. Shet. Next.

My next highlight for today, sa ngalan ng pakikibaka with a heart is my second dad. He's my OG mentor and one of my benchmarks. He came from Katips and is a loud and proud promdi. While he came from an alta fam, he worked his ass off to get a scholarship kasi nga 'di daw sila mayaman. LUL. He tried LS but gave up because the vibe did not sit well with him. Sungit din niyan. Hahaha. And whenever he wants to steer me in a direction that I deem directionless, the battle gears are high and mighty. There was even an era when I loathed him talaga. What I like most about my second dad is that he's keep slaying shit.

From the crazy and colorful world of being an expat in the 80s and surviving the market crash nung 90s, jusq. He's now working with the grassroots people to power up their cooperatives with AI. Then, he'd teach me the pitfalls and perils of halo marketing. Now, we'd deep dive-ish into the prompts he's pumping. How crazy does this boomer go? He's building business models and modules with the bot gods. I find it funny that now, he's keeping up with me. Well, kinda. Marketing and finance expertise niya along with social responsibility. He's actually one of the may panaka ng market leader sa botika with the tagline since the 90s. Wala ng ibang clue because he's super underrated.

Recently, his ask from me was to build his LI profile. Tawang-tawa ako. I told him na why now lang? And if he wanted to go with the social selling route. Ako na. Maiba naman bilang he's immersed in the barrios and the barangays most of his days and nights. He chuckled and said that he doesn't need LinkedIn to light things up. TACCA. Apaka ugh talaga. Pang-add lang daw talaga nung mga nagtatanong from his network. That's it. Iba rin naman ang angas. LOL. Pero 'di pa rin ako papagiba kasi sayang 'yung leads na magenerate niya kahit 'di na raw siya workaholic at 70+. Hahaha.

He lambasts my Lego affinity and biking. Tanda ko na raw for Lego, pero joke lang 'yun syempre. Sa bike naman, dapat daw scooter or big bike tapos cruising in the countryside. Sabi ko, wait lang sa scooter. Paparating na. Also, mag-drive na raw ako ulit as a gala person. What I like best about my second dad is that he's so not out of touch. Apaka pak niya diyan. Pero kitang-kita ang blue vibes niya 'pag nasa debatehan szn kami. No one's backing down talaga. As in. Kahit magkamatayan na. Ganernsss. But, we agree to disagree saka mas 'di na kami rarasisbumba now. Siguro dahil sa AI? Labo. LOL.

Best Lessons from Second Dad: Don't let them butcher you. Butcher them but be classy kahit basura kausap mo. Bawasan mo rin kasungitan mo, minsan. Highlights ko sa kanya are Lessons from Geese and this quote he shared: You plant a tree not to enjoy its shade. Saka 'wag na raw ako mag-LS lalo sa hood niya. Hahahahahaha. 'Di ba? Pakialamero siya talaga lagi akala mo anak niya akong totoo. Sa AI na lang daw ako mag-focus. LOL. Very Jesuit pero ugh. LUL.

Recently, we talked about my will to die. OPAK. Sabi niya, 'wag daw muna akong excited. Masyado raw poetic mga attempts ko. Gago e noh. Baka raw sa anti-climactic way pa ako ma-deads, so kapit lang daw ako. Siya 'yung boomer na legit progressive. Hindi siya cancel mode in all levels pero may wisdom saka may sense. EAT SHIT KAYONG MGA BOOMER BOMBERS. CHE. And that I just need to strengthen my core people and actually ask for help. May tawa pa 'yan plus reminder to get checkups with his network na trusted niya. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Shemayyyy. Note to Self: Pag-isipan ko pa mga sinasabi niya. Hahahahaha. LELS. And also, reminder to get our shit done na rin this Leo szn. Let's go. Another super important thing is to remember that the new coding language is ENGLISH so, tara naman sa finance side of things lalo sa marketing emerut. It's time. Eto na. Lapag. UGH. Side Note: Was going over my documents for something I need to work on and poof, oks naman pala letter grades ko sa Finance and Quatech. OPAK. Gulat ako, honestly. Kadire. Hahahaha. Maka-podcast nga beyond Rotten Mango na about progressive financial emerut. Sana may oks and legit na progressive.

So what?

The Venn Diagram of my two heroes of the day is no less than Rissaaaahhh Honti. Ayoko na lang mag-talk because, we don't meddle na sa mga bagay na nilabanan natin pero tapos na. Finish na. Galing-galing niya. HUHUHUHU. IYKYK. Ganda pa ng singing voice saka nag-scuba sa Batangas. HIHIHIHI. Ganda niya pa in person as a fangirl na 'di na silent. LOL. Pinaka love kong anecdote from her mismo is one time, naputulan sila ng kuryente kasi nasa work siya as a single mom. OPAK. KK --Kulasang Katips na legit right there. O baka kasi nakikiusap ako sa Meralco lineman na sorry na talaga kasi nga nasa meeting lang ako at nalimutan ko na namang magbayad ng bill with abot ng pang merienda niya at ng pamilya niya. HAHAHAHHA.

Let these lessons and notes be reminders to hang onto to the frameworks from humble sticks and stones, with blood, flesh and bones. EME. Hahahaha. Akala mo naman apaka profound ano po? LOL. I'd really have to just keep going and trust the process amidst my superlative trust issues that circle back to my trust issues with myself. HAHAHAHA. Ang lala, but we're on track naman. Sana tuloy-tuloy lang kasi naman ang spirals ay spiraling. But, sa ngalan ng life outside Manila at iba pang kaganapang emerrruttthhsss, okay, fine. Tara na talaga. It's time.

Also, always choose to be kind BUT firm. And keep my shoulders strong kahit masakit talaga because alam mo naman as a degenerating noona na talaga tayo.

And of course, sa ngalan ng pananalo sana naman ng 2ne1 concert sa kahit saang lupalop ng JP. Jusq. Napaka hirap, mhie to the point na susugal na ako sa mga legit scalpers. Sign up pa lang pota kang Jap characters ka as a wala namang alam sa kahit anong form ng pagsulat o pagbasa. UGH. Sobrang strict pati sa mga bagay na dapat simple lang. TAKAYO TALAGA. Also, narealize ko, Japan didn't happen earlier this year, because eto na tayo. HIHIHIHIHIHIHI. Sa Kobe kaya para makabike sa Kyoto? EMEEE. CHOZ. Abangan!

PS: Bilhin ko na ba talaga 'yung last na kulang na LS pero sobrang taas na nung reseller price. POTA. Or hanap na lang ako sa Japan. Hahahahahha. Abangannnnn!

[viastro]

you were beautiful (49/50)

ミ★ synopsis: a modernized cinderella au, in which you and joshua meet through your love for boba popsicles.

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“Mom, I have a weird feeling about today.” Your mom turns around to glance at you, taking sight of your nervous expression. She gives you a smile, shaking her head before going back to slicing the green onions. “You have no reason to feel weird, I bet you just have to poop.”

“But I already did!”

“Then go again!” You finally let out a small chuckle, and walk over to your mom, wrapping your arms around her waist. Resting your chin on her shoulder, she lets out a laugh as you start grumbling about having already pooped in the afternoon.

“Why do you feel weird?” Your mom asks you, and you shrug, shuffling over with her when she steps to the side to grab the pan. “I don’t know. I just feel funky, like something big is gonna happen today and I can’t tell whether it’ll be good or bad.” 

“What are you, a psychic?” You release your hold of your moms waist, softly hitting her shoulder due to her joke and she laughs. You lean against the counter, looking at your mom with a content expression.

Remembering the events of the previous months, knowing that you’re able to have Joshua in your life as well as your mom being able to keep her job, you can’t help but feel incredibly grateful. 

Soo-ah hasn’t made contact with you or any of the boys after Eunha told their dad about what happened. Well, with the boys you know that she can’t contact them because they all blocked her on their social medias. However, her dad made her write handwritten apologies to you, Joshua, as well as your mom for using her against you. He said, and you quote, “I feel like making Soo-ah write a handwritten apology letter to you guys is a lot more memorable than having her just send you guys a text. I think it makes her feel more embarrassed too. If I were you, I’d frame the letter and put it up on your wall for funsies!” 

Other than that, you don’t know how she’s been, or what she’s been doing. What you do know though, is that her and Eunha’s relationship is slowly developing again from what you’ve been told. And honestly? That’s the only update you wanted to hear about Soo-ah.

you can forgive, but you will never forget.

Your mom turns to glance at you, finding you looking at her with a dazed expression on your face. She grins, before sticking her tongue out in an attempt to get you to stop staring and you laugh. Your phone goes off on the kitchen table, and you walk over to see Eunha’s text saying she’s here.

“Oh! Eunha’s here, I’ll see you later mom.” You press a quick kiss to your mom’s cheek before walking out of the kitchen. “Be safe!” She calls after you, and you let out a smile. Slipping into your sneakers, you step out of the house and speed-walk over to Eunha’s car.

“Get in bitch we’re going shopping!” Eunha yells when she rolls down the passenger side window, and you roll your eyes at her. Opening the door, you practically leap into the car and put your seatbelt on.

“Well someone’s excited.”

“More like nervous! I don’t know why I feel like something’s going to happen, maybe my mom was right. Maybe I do have to poop.” You begin to think to yourself at the possibility of you having to shit, but you can feel that your stomach doesn’t want to do that right now.

thank god. 

“I mean if you have to shit, I can take you back to your house cause I know pooping in public restrooms is kinda gross-”

“No! I’m fine. I just have a feeling.” Eunha lets out a sly smile, turning her face away so that you can’t catch it. You pull out your phone, checking to see if you have a text from Joshua, only to have no new notifications. Eunha glances over and sees you pout at your screen, “God you’re whipped.”

“No I’m not!”

“Just say you love him and go baby. It’s been a month since the incident blew over and you guys are actually inseparable now.” Eunha says, taking a left at the stop light. You scoff, turning towards the window and looking at your surroundings. You’re heading in the direction of the boba shop you and Joshua always go to, and you let out an excited grin.

“Are we hanging out at the boba shop today? Joshua wouldn’t tell me anything.” Eunha smiles, shaking her head ‘no’. “I just bought us boba because I’m craving milk tea. This is just a short stop in the journey. I’m going to let you go and pick up the boba, I’ll be waiting by the curb. Make sure to say your name for the order!” 

You nod your head as she pulls over, and you hop out of the car. You place your phone into your pocket and open the door of the shop, stepping inside and walking over to the counter. “Hi! I have two orders for yn.” 

The employee gives you a smile, telling you one moment before stepping into the back to get your drinks. You turn your head to look around the shop, only to let out a squeak once you realize that Wonwoo is standing right beside you. You stare at him with wide eyes and he just gives a small chuckle to your reaction.

“The hell are you doing here?”

“I’m here to take you to your next destination. Oh, thank you so much.” Wonwoo takes the two bobas from the employee due to your inability to pay attention to two things at once. He hands you your milk tea, before pulling out a daisy from the back of his shirt. You raise an eyebrow at him, carefully taking the delicate flower from his grasp.

“What’s going on…” He gives you a grin as a response, wrapping his arm around you and taking you out of the shop. “Are you riding with Eunha and I?” 

You stare at the now empty curb spot where Eunha was once parked, and you curse to yourself. Wonwoo chuckles, “We will be taking my car by the way. I’m too lazy to walk you there.” 

“The hell is going on Wonwoo?” You ask as he opens the passenger side door for you, letting you step in first before closing the door and heading over to the driver's seat.

“Nothing much. Just a little… scavenger hunt I guess you can say.” 

“A scavenger hunt?”

“Shh, just enjoy the adventure yn.” Wonwoo tells you before turning on the engine. You roll your eyes, letting them close as he pulls out of the parking spot. Continuing to think to yourself, 

what the fuck is going on.

You now have eight daisies in your hand, and Soonyoung and Jihoon are taking you to your next destination. You stare at Soonyoung as he goes on about how exciting the past couple days have been and how he can’t wait for you to get to the last destination after this. Jihoon nudges him, telling him to be quiet and Soonyoung lets out a small giggle.

“I’ve been to four different places and none of you have told me what’s going on!” You whine and Soonyoung just wraps his arm around your shoulders and pats your head. “Use that big brain of yours Ms.Honor Roll. Think of what each of these places have in common.” 

You begin to walk silently as you try and remember the possible theme that’s occurring. Soonyoung gives you a small smile, and Jihoon grins at your concentrated face as you try to think. The boba shop was the first destination where you met Wonwoo. Then he brought you to the cafe where Vernon and Seungkwan were waiting for you with two daisies in hand. They later took you to the restaurant with good boba and brisket where you saw Seungcheol, Jeonghan, and Seokmin holding three daisies out for you. Now you’re walking with Soonyoung and Jihoon, who you originally met up with at the venue the winter ball took place.

wait.

“Does this have something to do with where I met all of you?” You ask and Soonyoung lets out a chuckle while Jihoon just shakes his head in disappointment. “I’ll take that as a no…” 

“So much for being big brained.” Jihoon jokes and you reach out to hit his shoulder when Soonyoung interrupts. 

“We’re here!” You look up and see the bright red Hmart sign reflecting back at you, and you let out a smile. “Are you sure this isn’t some scavenger hunt to reminisce about the places I first met you guys?” 

“Need to think a bit deeper than that.”

You put your hand to your chin, putting on your best thinking face. Jihoon snickers at your expression, leaning onto Soonyoung who is also chuckling at you. Failing to come up with anything, you ask, “Can I have another hint?”

“Ask Minghao.” Jihoon says while pointing to your right. You turn your head to see Minghao, Jun, Mingyu, and Chan walking over to you with excited smiles and a daisy in hand. Once they’re close enough, they each hand you the daisy  and you grin at the colorful assortment. 

“Can I have a hint Hao?”

“No.” 

“Damn.” Soonyoung and Jihoon laugh at the quick end to the conversation, before waving bye to you and heading in the opposite direction. You turn back to the four boys who are looking at you with knowing smiles. 

“Where’s Joshua? He’s the only one I haven’t seen yet.” You ask and Mingyu pats your head. 

“You’ll find out soon. Come on, let’s go to Minghao’s car.” You glance at the fashionable man who dangles his car keys in front of your eyes with a happy grin. You open your mouth to say something when Jun beats you to it.

“I can’t believe the last time I went to Hmart was when Jihoon tried to kill Soonie almost four or five months ago.” The four of you turn to Jun, who lets out a little content sigh. You all let out a laugh as you make it to Minghao’s car, you being shoved into the backseat just to be squished between Mingyu and Chan. 

“It feels like it was just yesterday that Joshua tried to be a hero and pull Woozi off Soonie, just for Woozi to literally shove Joshua backwards onto yn.” Mingyu says, and you shudder at the reminder of your poor boba popsicles suffering the brunt of it. 

“Well, if that didn’t happen we wouldn’t be here right now.” Minghao states as he turns on the engine. He reaches his hand around the back of the passenger seat as he turns his head to look for any cars while he backs up. Chan looks up at him with wide eyes, lifting his hand up to his mouth at the visual. You let out a small giggle as the youngest squeals and covers his face jokingly.

“You’re so gross.” Jun laughs at Minghao’s comment, while Mingyu takes a photo of Chan’s sad expression. Rolling your eyes, you smile down at the flowers in your lap, feeling a sense of happiness at how the past few months have worked out.

“Okay yn, we have to cover your eyes.” You look up at Chan with wide eyes, before your vision gets taken from you and everything turns black.

“WHAT THE FUCK!” Mingyu holds you while you struggle, Jun tying the blindfold over your eyes as quickly as he can. “I’m being KIDNAPPED!”

“No you’re not! It’s just for a second, we can’t let you see this place yet.” You pout, turning your head towards Mingyu and biting his shoulder. He lets out a scream, making Chan panic and Minghao to shout at you guys to calm down. 

“She’s biting me! SHE’S BITING ME!!”

“You guys are fucking DISTRACTING ME!” 

“DISTRACTING YOU?! MY SHOULDER’S BEING BIT OFF- OW YN PLEASE!!”

“Yn! Stop biting Mingyu you fucking cannibal!” Jun happily films the whole altercation on his phone, which you are unable to see as your vision is fucking gone. Once Chan is able to pull you off of Mingyu, the two of you complain for the rest of the ride. While, Mingyu whines about his shoulder, you mope about being blindfolded until Minghao finally parks at the unknown destination.

“It’s like driving unruly three year olds.” Minghao mutters under his breath as he steps out of the driver's seat. Jun grabs your free hand to help guide you out of the car, while you clutch the daisies tightly in the other. You tentatively place your feet onto the cement, and you immediately feel more anxious about walking blindly.

“I don’t like this. I want my sight back.” You whine, to which Chan just rests his hands on both your shoulders from behind. “It’s okay! We’re great guides.” 

“I sure hope so.” 

And with that, the four of you begin walking. Well, more like you taking tiny steps while Chan pushes you and Jun pulls you. It works great until Jun pulls you too hard and you trip over the curb and onto the pavement.

“OH MY GOD YN!”

“You BITCH!”

“I’M SO SORRY!” 

“Great guides my fucking ASSHOLE!” You yell, grumbling as you stand up. You quickly turn in the direction you believe Minghao is in and ask him to check if the daisies are okay. Minghao snickers at the fact that you’re facing the opposite way, but doesn’t let you know.

“They’re just fine yn, don’t worry.” You let out a relieved smile, and the five of you begin walking again. You try to make out where you are by listening to your surroundings, to which you can hear some people around you and the sound of trees rustling due to the slight wind. Yet you’re unable to tell where you are. 

“Okay yn, we’re here. Keep your blindfold on though, we’ll be back.”

“Heh?”

“I said we’ll be back!” Minghao repeats from a farther distance, and you internally panic.

“I beg your pardon?!” 

“Don’t worry!”

“WHAT! You’re just going to leave me here?!” You yell, hearing their running feet. When you don’t get a response, you let out a nervous sigh. Crossing your arms, you patiently wait for the four boys to come back. 

“Yn!” You frown at the sound of Seungcheol’s deep voice, wondering why he’s here instead of the four buffoons you came here with. “Cheol?!”

“Take off your blindfold!” Jeonghan shouts, and with your free hand, you reach up and untie the blindfold. The bright sky makes you immediately shut your eyes, before slowly opening them again. The sun is setting, and the clouds are in  variations of the shades pink and orange. You look straight ahead, and your eyes widen at the sight of your thirteen friends who took you on an adventure holding balloons in their hands. 

“What is going on?” You ask, raising your hand up to your mouth as you let out surprised chuckles. You turn your head to take in your surroundings, and that’s when you realize they took you to the park Joshua and you went to after coffee got spilled on you.

wait...

“Where’s Joshua?” They all turn to glance at each other before they separate down the middle, revealing the sparkly eyed man. He’s holding a bouquet of lilies in one hand, and an unopened boba in the other. You let out a small smile as he nervously chuckles.

“What’s going on Shua?” He doesn’t answer, instead choosing to walk up to you so that you’re not a foot apart. You take notice of his red ears, a sign that he’s feeling shy. 

“Oh! Here’s your boba.” You laugh as he hands you your second boba of the day, and you place it beside your feet. The two of you stand in a nervous silence for a moment, and your guys’ thirteen impatient friends stare holes into the back of Joshua’s head as they wait for him to make a move.

“Did you figure out the meaning behind all the places the gang took you?” Joshua finally asks, and you give him a smile. “They were all significant to our relationship.” 

“Oooo, Joshie she said relationship!” Mingyu teases in the back, making the two of you giggle at each other. After a second of laughing, Joshua regains his composure again, and gives you an anxious smile. 

“You seem nervous-”

“I love you.” He blurts out, and your eyes widen. 

“I’ve loved you from the moment you took me here to help me calm down, even though you got coffee spilled onto yourself because of me. You still thought of my well being first.” Joshua places the bouquet down by his feet before continuing. “The sun was setting, and you were taking a picture of the skyline. You turned around to look at me after you heard the sound of my camera going off with the biggest smile on your face. At that moment, I thought you were beautiful.” 

Joshua feels his heart violently pound against his ears as he watches a blush rise in your cheeks. He lets out a smile, staring at the way your eyes sparkle at him. He finds himself falling in love again. 

“I thought you were the most beautiful thing I’ve ever laid eyes on. I knew I’d never forget that moment, and I knew from then on that you are someone I’d never want to lose. Yn, you’re so precious to me. I want to make sure that you always feel loved, and that you get all the happiness in the world, because you deserve that. You deserve so much, and I want to help give you that.” You clutch the daisies tightly in your hand, struggling to find words as the guy you love just fucking confessed to you. You watch as Joshua’s eyes widen when he realizes something he should’ve said, so he quickly adds, “Only if you’ll let me! Of course.” 

The two of you stand in silence for a moment afterwards, you letting all his words sink in, and him feeling like he’s either going to vomit out of nervousness or pass out. Waiting for your response feels like a million years, when in reality it’s just a few seconds until the biggest smile forms on your face. 

“I love you too.” Your friends let out a scream, but you pay no mind to their squealing as you look into Joshua’s eyes that are now wide open. He stares at you with a look of disbelief.

“Wait, deadass?”

“SHE SAID SHE LOVES YOU AND YOU ASK HER IF SHE’S BEING DEADASS?!” Minghao screams from behind Joshua, causing you to start laughing. Joshua turns around and shoots him a glare, before turning back to you and letting out a breath.

You look down at the ground with a bright blush on your face, squeezing the daisies tightly in your hand as you try to force your heart to stop beating so violently in your chest. Only to freeze when Joshua’s hands softly cup both sides of your face, and he lifts your head up so that you’re looking into his eyes. There’s inches between you two, and you’re 100% sure he can hear your rapid heartbeat against your chest. He glances down at your lips before looking back up into your eyes.

“Can I kiss you?” 

jeonghan, mingyu, and eunha let out a squeal from behind joshua, but you choose to ignore that in favor of responding with, 

“Yeah, of course you can.” 

Joshua lets out a smile, before looking down at your lips with a determined expression on his face. He leans in, and softly captures your lips with his. Butterflies swarm your stomach, and you reach up and rest a hand to his cheek. Joshua’s hands travel down to your waist, pulling you closer to him.

“Aye! I guess Joshua isn’t a twink anymore.” Vernon comments from behind and the two of you burst into laughter, effectively breaking the kiss. You both turn to look at the group who is now cheering and jumping up and down at the two of you now being official. Eunha and Minghao are wiping away their own tears, while Soonyoung and Seungkwan scream excitedly. Joshua rolls his eyes at them, before wrapping his arms around you and pulling you into a tight hug. He cradles your head, and your heart warms at the feeling. You close your eyes, nuzzling your head into his neck with a smile gracing your features.

so this is what love is like.

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ミ★ a/n: okay no offense... but i’ve reread this like ten million times and added small little details each time. i’ve also cried like three times while writing this it’s so funny i’m absolutely devastated. 

[akai--kami]

Me a few months ago: I really don’t care for k-pop or bts

Me now: I STAN HOSEOK AND *INSERT MORE GROUPS ETC*