#molossia

[hessdalen-globe]

Micronations appreciation post

Molossia, Seborga, Sealand, and Ladonia

[vinlandmapper]

The Republic of Molossia is a self-declared micronation within the United States started by a man named Kevin Baugh. He became president of Molossia when he was 15. Molossia uses its own currency called Valora, which is backed by cookie dough . Its official languages r English and Esperanto. They have a timezone 39 minutes ahead of Pacific Time and 21 minutes behind of Mountain Standard Time.

What's funny is that Molossia is still at war with East Germany. Molossia argues that Ernst Thälmann Island dedicated by Fidel Castro to Weimar German politician Ernst Thälmann and given to East Germany, as well as its lack of mention in the Treaty on the Final Settlement or by the nation of Cuba, is therefore still East German land, allowing the war to continue.

Molossia has a postal service, navy and space program.

Some excerpts of Molossian law:

Its illegal to play drums in the bathroom

Its illegal to start a disaster

Its illegal to bring catfish or walruses

Molossia has a population of 32.

They even have a YouTube channel with 15K subs

Edit: This is not a joke

[himbo-kronk-stan]

I don’t go here anymore but I kills me that no one ever took advantage the fact that 2p or normal Molossia has to be at least partially a cringy and cartoonishly powerful internet movie reviewer. That would have been so fucking funny why did we never capitalize on that???

-Signed, my 14 year old self

[everyonesonthespectrum]

Today’s Autistic character of the day is:

Molossia from Hetalia

[charlottessecretartstash]

Fluttershy put onto different countries flags

Still taking requests

[kewpie-girl]

Apparently there's a micronation in Nevada called Molossia

Kevin Baugh is the "benevolent dictator" of the Republic of Molossia — a one-acre micronation in Nevada with a population of 35. It has a currency pegged to the value of cookie dough and a navy consisting of two kayaks. [...] The human citizens all have "dual citizenship" with the US. "It helps to still have that US citizenship," Baugh said. "Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to go to Walmart or something like that.”[...] The time zone is 39 minutes ahead of Pacific Standard Time and 21 minutes behind Mountain Standard Time. Using the unique and non-sensical Kokintz system, measurements base lengths on the size of Baugh's hand and volume relative to the size of Diet Pepsi cans.

The New Inquiry (https://thenewinquiry.com/blog/your-future-sex-robot/)

[east-germany-official]

@republic-of-molossia

We have grown tired of hearing your claims of war against us, it's time for action

This time tomorrow, at Ernst Thälmann Island, we fight. Be there or be square.

[witekspicsbanknotes]

MOLOSSIA - private issued local money / micro nation in USA.

[lemurdank]

the micronation of molossia has a page on their offical website about how they were invaded by doug walker during the events of kickassia and plays it completely straight its incredible

[taliesin-the-bored]

As an Arthuriana junkie who tried to secede from the United States of America in fourth grade, this made my month.

I was looking something up and I found this.

Normal so far, but wait... is that Molossia? As in parody micronation Molossia?

Yes. Yes it is.

[hetascanlations]

Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 497 Original

Translation: spaghettifelice // donamoeba Scanlation: nekotalia // eosonera

[inkcoffinz]

All my art so far for the hetalia mochidex

[mseirtaku]

"Just grab a friend and take a ride Together upon the open road!"

[bacony-cakes]

yeah but do you provide cookie dough (national currency of the micronation molossia)

The currency exchange also provides Altarian Dollars, Finobian Wooden Dollars, Ningis, Pipis and Monopoly money.

[95jezzica]

"Spoiled" Kids

We in the fandom have talked some about how Sweden spoils the kids in the past, but honestly, he's not the only one. Micronations, for better or worse, is the closest the nations come to a human family. Most of the time micronations are the nations' rare chance at CHILDREN.

So yes, Sweden might spoil his kids a bit, but you bet your ass Denmark will also gift them entire sets of new lego to build and play with. Norway would absolutely hand them some cash to let them decide for themselves what they want to buy or save for with it. You bet Estonia helps Finland figure out new and better computer parts to keep Ladonia's equipment updated.

You can be sure England eventually caves in to buy Sealand that gift he wanted, and of course Australia is giving Wy that art-set she's staring longingly at through the window. Seborga mentions wanting to impress a girl he likes and Veneziano and Romano basically drags him to a shop with fancy clothes for an update to his closet.

And yeah, Austria might not understand Kugelmugel the best of times, but why wouldn't he give Kugel that weird thing he thinks is art-related but can't be entirely sure?

You get the idea.

They're children, and while the nations stumble at times I'd like to believe the nations still try their best to give them a childhood. Because they never got one.

[trainedsubway]

mochidex cards be upon ye.

the tags are going to be a hell hole but alas