#moe week

[phobos-anomaly-art]

2nd Moe Week piece! Ignore the fact it's a day late lol… I chose Otomachi Una's Talk design but with the concept of if she was released for the previous version of VOICEROID, even with a box mockup! Prompt list I'm using is here!

[livwritesstuff]

Honestly, Eddie doesn’t know why it had taken so long for him to realize his and Steve’s children could understand the shit that came out of his mouth.

(It took an embarrassingly long amount of time).

Even when Moe’s third or fourth word was fuck, he didn’t realize it (and she was using it mostly correctly too, which should have been a serious flag, but nope).

What made him realize it was when they started repeating the shit that came out of his mouth. 

To strangers.

In public.

The first time Eddie had been really caught off guard by something one of his daughters said was when Moe, who was three at the time, had proudly announced to an unsuspecting grocery store cashier, “Daddy says my Papa’s a DILF!”

And, like, Eddie had just heard the term for the first time, and obviously he was goddamn delighted by it because…duh. Steve. 

It just hadn’t occurred to him that his toddler might have caught it too, but little pitchers have big ears, or so the proverb suggests, and Eddie had taken it as a wake-up call that Moe isn’t a baby anymore (tragic as it may be).

He’s not the only problem though – Steve is just as bad, (if not worse, because he really doesn’t bother to check where their kids are before he starts running his mouth).

One particularly damning incident was at a restaurant, which is something they don’t even do all that often because, seriously, going to a restaurant with very young kids should be an Olympic event or something.

(The last time they all went out to eat, Nancy and Robin had made a drinking game out of all the times Steve and Eddie had to take a child to the bathroom and ended up so far gone that Eddie had needed to drive them home).

The incident started with the waitress asking, “Can I get you started with anything to drink?”

And it had ended with four-year-old Moe confidently announcing, “My Papa needs a fucking margarita.”

Thank god, the waitress had been a twenty-something college student and thought it was hilarious, but Steve had still been completely mortified.

[ch5rr1]

jerry fangirl. That is her full name. She is 16

[m0e-ru]

then he'll tell you when to change oil based on flavor

[piosyne]

Very early Christmas gift: Yashiki is happy for once

[goodluckbabeheffron]

it’s moe alley monday

[artsandstoriesandstuff]

Once again advertising my Robo Sleuths Sideblog and Robo Sleuths Community + hinting at some special things for the series' upcoming birthday on January 3rd.....

[cupcakerias]

i haven’t drawn anything new lately (what a waste of spring break ugh)

but hype will always motivate me 💪

[snowflake-sage]

Me and Moe only thinkin of one thing

[plushybread]

my birthday cake yesterday!! (♡•ω•♡)

[moeblob]

Just a quick notice:

I'm doing real bad right now so I'm gonna take a few days away from tumblr to recover mentally. It's just a lot... I'll post the art I draw during the absence when I return but I really just need a break for a bit. It's bad.

[mars-ipan]

so i'm really normal about @spinecurlingmice's magikink au and think about it a regular amount. happy fingers in his ass sunday btw <3

[fazmid]

I've done this myself but it really is so funny to recommend samurai flamenco to people just on the basis of its queer representation without going into much else about it. realizing he is in gay love with his best friend is truly the least of masayoshi's problems. it doesn't come up until the very end of the show bc he simply does not have the time to do an Am I Gay quiz through *gestures vaguely* all that

[stxr-crossxd]

[psychophanticpervert]

Wonder what they're talking about... (it's you. They're talking about you. He's spilling all your darkest secrets. It's devastating, you're devastated right now.)

FORGOT HER BOTTOM LASHES IGNORE LAST POST/further yapping in the tags guh

Niko ( @pervertreckoning )

[chamoemileclown]

its really cool seeing my art out in the wild as like pfps and banners its the biggest ego boost ever thank you