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Wireless Rechargeable Silent Mouse For Gaming
#mouse#gamingmouse#bluetoothmouse#wireless mouse#rechargeablemouse#silent mouse#mousepad#modest mouse#mouseposting#mousewait#laptop mouse
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so like, on finished version much of eclipse's silhouette is hidden under the coat so i wanna post process sketches of how he looks under the coat. some fixes were done by mousepad so ye @naffeclipse come get a sniff of modest eclipse in these trying times
also vigilante separately case they deserve some break
#dont look at broken anatomy#fil draws#messy doodle#fnaf daycare attendant#daycare attendant#fnaf eclipse#fnaf dca#dca fandom#mafia boss!eclipse#vigilante!y/n#sleuth jesters
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r3v13w... you know 4lr34dy.
“Review your titties!? Gladly.
8ehold these vintage spheres. Despite the decrepit age of their owner they’re surprisingly not shrivelled up or sagging like a sad pathetic deflated gas filled latex party or8.
Now they’re certainly not the largest 8y far, in fact they’re a little on the small side, more titty mousepad than pillow 8ut titties are titties even if the troll they’re attached to is an a8solute pain in the ass with a voice like a cockatoo with a congestion issue.
Overall I suppose I would rate these titties a modest 6 out of 10.
Also, fuck you. I h8 you.”
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Your tags on that mouse pad post have me imagining you seeing that picture and time slows and "Once Upon a Dream" starts quietly playing in the background, steadily growing louder.
DKLFGJLGK honestly how true that is BUT, it's more like this song playing in the background (oddly enough):
but for real i seriously think i had that mousepad when i was younger. i'm pretty sure it was a gift brought back from my dad's business partner when he went to London back in like 2000ish?? i have a blank West End CATS ticket from when he was SUPPOSED to go see CATS there, but they just. printed a blank ticket. lmao. (@dramatical-cat has seen the ticket too!! LOL)
while my CATS collection is modest now, i DID used to have lot more memorabilia; but unfortunately, my mom did force me to get rid of a few things because i "didn't need all that".
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
wow, tho. good memories. i used that mousepad for the longest time i'm sure. i hope that that person gets the mousepad!!!
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dragon ball z mouse pad
#mouse pad cushion#similar to one for your office#can frequently feel like a bit of hindsight while assembling your fantasy fight station. However#the right mouse cushion can have a significant effect in performance or online play. Gaming mouse cushions that have delicate#woven-texture surfaces are famous in light of the fact that they're reasonable#agreeable to utilize#and simple to take with you for portable gaming. Hard-surface mousepads are liked by FPS players for their speed#however they are best for work area just gaming since they aren't quite so adaptable as their material partners.#Broadened mouse pads are perfect for keeping your console set up while giving more space to mouse developments#while scaled down renditions are the most ideal for portable gaming or more modest work areas. You could actually get RGB-empowered mousepa#1 game's feel. I've assembled a rundown of the best gaming mouse cushions accessible and separated their elements to assist you with findin#Hard mouse cushions give a smooth#level surface for your mouse to skim across rapidly. Delicate cushions can do exactly the same thing#so which is better? We should examine the distinctions to see which you could like.#What Is a Hard Mouse Pad?#A hard mouse cushion#similar to the Logitech G440 Hard Gaming Mouse Pad#is generally put together with plastic#metal#or glass to give a smooth#level surface. Because of absence of grating#they're perfect for gamers or any individual who needs or needs to move their mouse quick. With the speed and ultrasmooth surface#it'll be more earnestly to control your mouse with accuracy.#You can make huge movements rapidly with a hard cushion#yet it can require an investment to become accustomed to the quickness and precision. This is particularly evident assuming you've just at#however they'll present a few erosion for additional control and less speed.#What Are Soft Mouse Pads? dragon ball z mouse pad#A delicate mouse cushion is typically made from material and gives a tad of padding. This can make them agreeable to use for broadened peri#however controlling your mouse with precision can be more straightforward.#Your developments will be more slow on a delicate cushion
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Modern Gin’s bedroom:
Several real Katanas, including one that’s an antique, mounted on the walls in display racks. Two western swords, also mounted on those racks. Several kendo trophies, a few wooden practice swords. A rather bare but comfortable enough bed. The usual furniture, like a spare chair, a computer desk and chair, some drawers and a wardrobe for clothes. Everything is quite modest/serious looking, none of it is overly ornamental, even the sword racks. The entire room has an air of restraint...
And then just in one corner: Bright pink Yuyuko-themed waifu computer. Youmu mousepad. A glass display cabinet with Touhou merch in it, including several acrylic character stands of Youmu and Yuyuko, two doujins, a spare keychain of Yuyuko, a Yuyuko phone case that she can’t ever be caught using, two chibi figures, one each of Yuyuko and Youmu. No figmas... yet... but there’s space for them. There’s a Yuyuko hug pillow (perfectly SFW!) and boob mousepad (mostly SFW) hidden in the closet.
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Pumpkin Spice - Miya Osamu
AU: Regular, coffee shop(?)
Server Collab (Linked)
Tags/Warnings: GN Reader, swearing, time-skip spoilers
Word Count: 9.2k+
Working at a cafe in the middle of the busy streets of Tokyo’s business sector often led to many customers in need of a nice brew and in association, tips. Lots of tips that often fell into your pocket at the end of the day. The pay was good enough and made up for the moderately long commute from your campus that you spent sleeping on the train. On top of that, your boss was the nicest and most supportive old woman in downtown Tokyo.
The interior of the cafe was soft and homey in comparison to the reflective silver exterior of the building outside. Seats with red vinyl cushions filled the open area leading to the wooden top counter that you worked behind, mixing up whatever ludicrous drink they asked for. The customers loved you. You loved the money. It was the best.
It was sunny that day, people were smiling for once as they walked to work for once. The traffic was light, people weren’t running late, and to top it all off you had just gotten an email that morning with the mark for your latest assignment, a perfect grade.
“We’re closing.”
“Like, just for today, right?” you asked Juri, brows furrowed as a disbelieving smile pulled on your face as if you were being pranked. She gave you a sad look. “Right?” you repeated, pouring in a measured amount of coffee beans into the espresso machine.
“(Y/N), I’m so sorry,” Juri gasped. “The building owner jacked up the renting price and I just can’t afford it now.”
You reached behind you for the counter, gripping it tightly between your fingers as you pulled yourself closer to slump onto it. A dull ache began to grow right between your eyes. “Don’t apologize, Juri. There’s nothing you can do. I’m fine.”
“Well, that’s a lie,” she spoke after a moment, skating over the thin ice that froze over your conversation. “You can spend more time studying now at least, university gets harder in your final year.”
“University’s the reason I needed this job though.” You walked around Juri’s stout form, reaching for the coffee machine, grabbing hold of a mug and readying yourself for the freshly pressed beans. “I have to pay for it somehow.”
“(Y/N), darling, maybe a three shot espresso isn’t the best thing to have right now.”
You gave the old woman a sour look over your shoulder before shooting back the mug of dark bean soup. Immediately, your tongue tried to escape your mouth. “Oh god, you,” you gagged momentarily. “You were right. That was horrid.” An uncomfortable shiver ran over your shoulders and through your spine.
Juri’s wrinkled hand came to rest over the black strap of your apron that hung desperately to your shoulder, squeezing it tightly to the point of bruising. She pulled you down roughly and flicked your forehead with her nail. “Stupid,” she chastised.
Walking to the sink, she grabbed the mug you held and rinsed it out before handing it back to you, filled to the brim with cold water. She rubbed your back, encouraging you to suck back the water to rid the bitter taste from the corners of your mouth. “If you want, I’ll write up a letter of recommendation for your resume.”
“I’m not sure whoever would hire me would take the time to read it, no one uses reference letters anymore. But thank you, I’d appreciate it.”
She smiled, making the wrinkles on her face shift slightly. “Anything for you sweetheart. Besides, you’ll need every advantage you can get with your horrid cooking.”
On your last day of work, Juri sent you off into the dark streets of Tokyo with a notebook filled with homebrew, baking and cooking recipes —the last two being one’s you have never and likely never will touch— and a container of cookies that she had made that morning.
The book, in and of itself, was innocent enough. A relatively mute earthy colour palette that made flowery designs from one edge to the other. But, you knew there had to be some secret spells of torture within the pages, or just something that you’d injure yourself with.
Not even a day later, far into the night, a sugar-covered cookie was left forgotten on your table as you scrolled through job listings on your computer, occasionally getting distracted by the scantily clad fictional characters that promoted a game on the edges of the webpage. You reached for the cookie, shooting your eyes back to the list and scrolling.
Your dorm was rather modest, more like a small apartment when compared to some of the other dorms on campus though. Which admittedly saved you money and made it more expensive at once. With your own kitchen and modest living space attached to a bedroom and bathroom, you successfully managed to isolate yourself from any other students in the building for just an extra fee. Luckily, having a kitchen meant that the school didn’t supply you with food, saving you money, but also leaving you starving since the only recipes you had in your head were for coffee. Moment’s spent in your kitchen alone with a grumbling stomach sometimes made you wish you were roomed with another person, or had taken the university's food plan. Curse your late teenage pride.
The walls were off white, surrounding a room filled with mostly dark furniture —namely navy— and reflecting the light that came off your computer screen. They made large shadows against your floor and walls. Your two fingers swept along the mousepad, moving the dry list up your screen. You bit into the cookie, quickly scarfing it down and clawing for another, mumbling to yourself as you skimmed over all the nanny jobs, and full-time positions. Corporations that would likely not give you enough pay were quickly forgotten, also.
The neighbours above you were playing study music rather loudly, letting the smooth sounds seep through the walls gently, it made you want to sleep, they probably had an essay to work on. You sighed, rubbing your eyes before sparing a glance at the time displayed in the corner of your screen. 1:32 am. Swallowing down the tired taste in your mouth, you swiped your fingers harshly against the pad, entirely too tired to do any more thinking and letting the loading screen of the website choose your job for you. You threw your head back, slumping into your seat with a worried wince, desperately hoping that you wouldn’t regret it.
You squinted at the top result of the most recent listings. “Huh.”
The black uniform wearing man scratched his head through his matching, logo crested hat, making it shift slightly to reveal his dyed hair underneath it. You sat silently on the plush stool at the counter as the older man —he couldn’t be much older than you, could he?— skimmed through your resume lightly before reading the reference letter Juri had written for you. The sweater he wore tightened at each opening, puffing out into what looked like a cozy crewneck. Definitely not the most common uniform for a food establishment, but you wouldn’t complain, it was starting to get colder. He rested his elbow on the counter-table, turning the top of his stool to face you directly.
“You’ve never worked in food before?”
The open-concept space of the man’s restaurant/cafe seemed to close in rapidly, making the light brown tables and decorations blend in with the white walls and red seats. The colours spun in your vision, blurring all your surroundings except for the tall, hunched man in front of you. He seemed to pop off the screen of your static vision with a halo of light surrounding him. You blinked rapidly, mentally shooing away the loopy visions. There wasn’t enough sleep in your system. That and it felt like you were about to be penalized.
Noticing his intense, stoic eye-contact, heat from your stomach rushed up to your cheeks and ears. He had pretty, grey eyes. Your lungs vibrated under your sternum as you tried to suck in enough air to speak. A bashful smile crept onto your face as your fingers fiddled together, occasionally dragging the pad of your thumb over the length of your nails.
“If I’m being honest, I’ve never been very good in the kitchen. Juri, my old boss, wouldn’t let me help her with baking the pastries because I would always burn myself. I’m working on it though.” That was a lie, a total lie. You weren’t working at it at all. You continued, laughing at yourself, “Because of that, Juri always had me doing beverages. So when I saw you were looking for a barista, I applied.” Well, that was only a partial lie.
The silver-haired man chuckled lightly, “I received your request for an interview, your request, 5 minutes after I posted the listing.”
Biting your lip, you reached for a napkin from one of the dispensers as you forced yourself to maintain eye contact. He seemed to enjoy watching your fingers fiddle with the limp piece of paper. You coughed, “Is that a good thing? Cause my desperate self is in need of a job. I’ll even risk burning my hands off if that’s what’s needed.”
He laughed again, taking the black, curve-rimmed hat off his head and set your papers down next to it on the sleek wooden counter. “(L/N), relax. I am looking for another barista, I had my previous one go work at our second location because it’s closer to home. So I’m short-handed and know only the basics about coffee, and with winter fast approaching I need help.”
You ripped the tissue paper in your hand in half before compiling it and stuffing it quickly into your pocket. “Does that mean I’m hired? Cause I need to pay for my tuition.” He watched, an amused smile pulling at his face, he stood up gesturing for you to follow him. With an awkward grin, you followed his silent instruction.
The rectangular counter you were sitting at wrapped around the back corner, creating a two-metre space walkway that led to the bathrooms and cut off an unlabeled wooden door from being easily accessed by customers. You followed his steps, watching his black Adidas sneakers step over the lines of the large wood floor panels. He opened the wooden door, gesturing you inside, before pulling a box off of the shelf that sat against the back wall and dropping it onto the counter next to a sink. Pulling out a cozy-looking crewneck sweater with a proud and yet desperate smile.
“This is the kitchen and break room,” he said, throwing out an arm to the rest of the large space, before walking back over to you, sweater and cap in hand. “Can you come in tomorrow? I can show you the ropes.”
“I’m sorry Miss, but we don’t have that drink here, it's not the season yet.” You smiled apologetically at the older woman who was digging through her bag in frustration. You hated telling customers little white lies, the feeling dug at the sides of your stomach each time you had to. It was becoming more frequent with October fast approaching.
“I’m sorry too,” she replied, letting her purse drop onto the counter with a smack. “My daughter has been nagging me all day to pick up one of these drinks and no one has it yet.”
You flexed and clenched your fist underneath the counter before adjusting your cap to try and give the woman a confident facade. “We’ll be getting the ingredients next week, so hopefully she can hold off until then. For now, would you like some onigiri? They’re freshly made.”
“Please.”
After ringing up the woman’s total and sending her out the door with a wave, you turned to your co-worker with an anxious grin. Taichi scoffed in response, openly laughing in your face. “You have to stop lying to our customers!” he berated with a lopsided expression.
“I know, I know! But I hate seeing them annoyed or upset. I can’t help it that they keep asking for a drink that we can’t make!”
The 1st year university student (who you quickly found out went to the same school as you) chuckled, leaning against the onigiri display. “What are the ingredients for it anyway?” he asked, watching you rest your hip against the counter next to the cash register.
“One cup of pumpkin puree, half a cup of sugar, half a teaspoon of pumpkin spice seasoning but that’s optional. That’s to make the pumpkin sauce. Then you need a quarter cup of pumpkin sauce, two ounces of espresso, eight ounces of milk, and then whipped cream and cinnamon on top,” you listed, staring off onto the floor.
“You have that memorized?” Taichi asked rhetorically, mouth hanging open.
You crossed your arms. “I’ve been working as a barista for over 3 years now. You start to remember things.”
Taichi lifted his hat, taking a moment to ruffle his straight cut black hair before setting it back down on his head. “Well, you can just ask Miya to order some, right?”
Snapping your finger, you sent the younger boy a finger gun with a pensive look pulling your eyebrows upward, “I hadn’t thought about that.”
On your next shift, after an early morning lecture about the global economy and stock market (which you tried not to sleep through), you walked into the break room to find your silver-headed boss curl over the edge of the small round table in the corner of the room while sitting on the old futon next to it, hair tousled in an oddly pleasant way. His hands moved quickly as he scribbled into the papers before him, the tight grip on his pen making his muscles flex slightly in his arm, that was made visible by his rolled up sleeves.
You quickly looked to your shoes, trying to calm your breathing down. “Um, Miya,” you called lightly, trying not to startle him. Nearly dropping the pen in his hand, he looked up. “Sorry,” you said, pulling your hands into the sleeves of your uniform.
“Don’t worry about it. I’m almost done,” he said, watching your fidgeting hands. “Did you need something?”
“Pumpkin sauce.”
He gave you a strange look, nose scrunching as a single eyebrow lifted. “Pumpkin sauce? Oh right, that’s a thing isn’t it?” Miya said as if just remembering the time of year, looking away from your wiggling fingers to the empty kitchen across from him.
You gulped. “Yes, for pumpkin spice lattes. A lot of customers have been asking about it.”
He raised the other eyebrow in your direction, trying to strangle down a teasing laugh. “You lied to the customers didn’t you?”
“I might have told a little white lie so they wouldn’t get upset.”
Miya sighed, holding eye contact with you for a moment, before signing the last sheet of paper in front of him with an entertained smile. He looked back up while gathering the papers into a neat pile. “I’ll get an order in by next week.”
“Thank you.”
Why did you ever decide that philosophy was a good thing to take in university? Seriously. What were you thinking? You stared at the empty document before you, blinking tiredly as you groaned.
Aesthetics. The first unit that your professor chose to discuss for a university-level because it’s likely the easiest to discuss. The essay itself was more introductory than anything. The instructions were to write an essay about how aesthetics and attraction to particular aesthetics are created, how society plays a role, and finally, your own personal stance.
You clearly remember glaring at the young professor when she said she wanted to gain a deeper understanding of each student. That’s for high school, you thought, mentally going over the three years of university you’ve already suffered through. Then again, maybe an easy grade. The only downside was that even though you’ve gone through nearly a decade and a half of school, you’ve never been good at writing an introspective piece.
“Professor Suzuki, How introspective should it be exactly?” you had asked her after the lecture had finished.
She gave you a sharp pointy smile with a light, slow shrug. “However much you think is needed. But I do want to learn about you and your experiences.”
Your brows were pinched together tightly, as you tried to understand. “So like an attraction autobiography?” That's deeply concerning.
She never did give you a clear response after that. Dancing around the direct answer you needed to hear. She must’ve been a high school literature teacher at some point.
A self-deprecating chuckle escaped you, making the younger boy who was lazing about on your couch turn his attention away from the tv. “What crawled into your pants?” Taichi asked, pouring the last remains of your chip bag into his mouth.
“I have to write about stuff for a philosophy essay.”
“Isn’t that the whole point of an essay?” The empty chip bag crinkled loudly in his hands as they folded the plastic messily.
You scowled at him. “If you’re going to be a smart ass you can stop eating my food and go back to your dorm.” Standing up from your kitchen counter, you scanned the junk-filled counters, eyes landing on the small carpet patterned notebook that sat sadly on the corner edge.
Taichi ran up from his seat, pleading for you to not send him out, claiming that his roommate was mean and hogged up the whole space. You partially ignored him, letting his yapping ring numbly in your ear as you flipped through Juri’s old recipe book.
“Wanna help me make cookies?” you asked, turning your head his way and effectively cutting off his rambling.
He paused, letting his bottom lip hang open before snapping it shut in a cautious sneer. “You’re deciding to bake? I’d rather risk getting bullied by my roommate. Bye.” He ran out of the dorm. Ran.
“God, my baking skills don’t warrant that kind of a reaction, jeez,” you huffed to yourself, slamming the notebook shut. No longer in the mood to experiment in the kitchen.
“Did the new rice come in?” the blond asked, letting his whole torso lie flat on the short table extension of the main counter.
The light click of a plate resonated in the empty restaurant. “You’re lucky,” the grey-haired one said, monotone response making the other look up to the large, meat-filled onigiri waiting for him on the porcelain plate. “Fresh shipment just came in this morning.” At the entrance of the building, the bell attached to the door sang lightly as it opened. Notifying your entrance, while a cool autumn breeze rolled past you. “Speaking of shipment. (L/N), the pumpkin sauce came in!”
You unravelled the scarf around your neck as you walked, giving your boss a large grin that made him gulp slightly. “Really? That's amazing, Miya..” The blond, noticing the other man’s reaction upon your entrance, spun in his chair, making his honey brown eyes meet yours. “There’s t-two. Two of you?” The scarf you had taken off sat limply in your hand as you stared off blankly at the two identical men.
“(L/N), this is my brother. You can call him Atsumu.”
The blonde sent you a small vibrating wave and a smirk, leaning his elbow against the counter as he tilted his head in your direction. With tightened brows and a tight, awkward smile, you nodded in response, bowing as your hand began to grip your colourful scarf a bit tighter. The blond followed up his brother’s introduction. “If you’re gonna call me Atsumu, you might as well address him as Samu.”
“Samu?” You questioned.
Over the table, ‘Samu’ smacked his brother with the black cap from his head. Hitting his shoulder with a loud smack before facing you. “Osamu is fine.”
You nodded hesitantly before bowing again. “Call me (Y/N), then. The both of you.” Facing your silver-haired boss, who still gripped his black baseball cap tightly between his fingers, you pointed to the back room with a meek smile. “I’m gonna go put my stuff down. Sorry for being a bit behind. I was up late working on an essay.”
Osamu nodded. “Sure thing, I have a new recipe for you to try out when you come back out,” giving you an understanding smile before ushering you off to the back, watching the folds of your jacket move with each step. He gulped. As soon as your back fell behind the door frame's edge, he weaponized his flimsy hat again, making the older twin howl as the top button hit his temple.
“What was that for?!” the fake blond screeched.
Osamu sent him a deadly glare. “Don’t flirt with my employee. They’re too young for you.”
“We’re the same age, Samu,” Atsumu teased, as he dropped his voice a couple of semitones. “I don’t see you restraining yourself.”
Atsumu left Onigiri Miya with a number of small bruises running along his hairline that morning. Though, he refused to leave without sending you a request to watch his upcoming game. “I want to have everyone watching,” he said, forgetting to even tell you what you’d be seeing, leaving his younger twin to take the burden.
You sat on one of the red plush stools, swinging it side to side and Osamu stood on the other side of the counter, onigiri filled plate in hand. He wore a hesitant grin as he set the plate down in front of you. Then, he started talking as he walked around the counter. “They’re slightly different than the ones I usually make so they look a bit weird, but we had the ingredients so I thought I'd play around with the different flavours.”
The store was empty. As expected for an early Saturday morning. It was also windy outside, making the inside of Onigiri Miya feel that much warmer as the howling wind ran loudly against the glass wall of the entrance, occasionally making the polyester awning above the entrance flap around like paper.
You gave him an encouraging smile as he walked around your seated form, nearest hand brushing over the length of your shoulders through the black sweater. A chill ran down your spine as his hand fell from the end of your shoulder. He sat down beside you, spinning the stool to face you head-on, much like how you both were during your interview. “I’m sure they taste great. What are the fillings?” you asked, reaching for one-half of the two pairs of onigiri on the plate.
“Well, since the pumpkin sauce came in, I figured I would play around with it a bit,” he said, reaching for one of his own.
Once you bit into the centre of the rice ball the smooth sweet flavour of the sauce rolled over your tongue. The orange sauce dyed the rice on the inside, making the colour soak in the individual grains. You let the flavour sit on your tongue for a moment. “Were you going for a sweet onigiri?”
Osamu chuckled a bit. “Kind of. I made the other one more savoury though.”
You looked at the other slightly misshapen onigiri on the plate, then up at the maker of them, meeting his eyes with a kind supportive smile. “The choice is yours,” you said, taking one off the platter and taking a large bite out of it. “But I think they’re both pretty tasty.”
“Really?” he asked, resting his elbows on his knees, leaning toward you in earnest. “Not too sweet or bland?”
“They’re perfect. Just like the chef who made them," you complimented happily.
Osamu flushed slightly, trying to pout as he chewed away at his onigiri. "You don't have to be so nice, they still look a bit lopsided."
"Does the appearance of the food really matter? I thought the taste was the biggest factor," you teased lightly. Whenever you made a brew for a customer, most never really cared if there was a cute design sprinkled on the top, or if the layers were visible from the side of their plastic cup if they took it to go. All you ever focused on was the taste, and when the 7 am rush comes through, patrons are typically too tired to even care about the look so long as they get their dose of coffee in.
"Do you never look at the exterior of things? Most consumers judge their first impressions of things based on their appearance. Like book covers."
You furrowed your brow. "I've never really thought about it. A lot of the books I read are digital now so there's no need for a fancy cover."
"What about people then," he prompted, leaning further forward, forcing you to maintain eye contact with him. His normally grey eyes seemed to hold tints of the honey brown from those of his sibling. "Have you ever... let's say, been attracted to someone based on their appearance alone?"
Your gaze shot back and forth between his eyes and the fringe of his silver lightly brushing over his eyebrow before finally settling on his left, blown out pupil that started more directly at yours. "Maybe subconsciously." It came out in a light whisper.
The bell at the entrance rang, a ragged, tired looking suit-clad woman wobbled in. Eyes blinking slowly as she waved her hand in the air. "Light roast, double shot espresso with whipped cream! I am running late!"
You shot out of your seat, knocking off Osamu's hat by the brim with your own, before grabbing a mug from over the counter and rushing to the mixtures. "On it!"
"Thank you," she panted, handing her card to Osamu to ring up.
Your head and shoulder twitched as you bounced on your toes outside the glass wall of Onigiri Miya. The wet concrete and frozen air of the early morning made the idea of curling against the polished glass with your face tucked into your scarf all the more tempting. Another silver tickled your spine.
Groaning you spun around to face the golden brown and red streets. Wind carried the dry leaves over their drowned sibling until falling into a puddle themselves. You closed your eyes, trying to redirect the heat in your body to your hands that were tucked into your pockets, clenched tightly.
Something cold lightly smacked against your nose and eyelids.
Cracking your eyes open, your lashes pushed against a brown decaying wall that blocked out all the light of the early morning. When it was away, leaving a cold residue behind, the light made your squint.
“You're here early,” the silver haired man said, tossing the old leaf over his shoulder before pulling a collection of keys from his coat pocket and gently tucked you out of the door with his free hand. Opening it up, he placed the keys into his back jean pocket.
“Did you just give me a face mask with an old leaf?”
“Sure did,” he said, matter-a-factly. “Why are you here so early? You’re not a morning person.”
You followed him through the glass door, letting him take the responsibility of flicking off the lights as you pulled your coats and scarf off. “You said today was your brother's game, I didn’t know what time, so I figured I'd be here a bit early.”
Mouth open, Osamu stared at you without blinking, as if searching for a joke. “You know most post games happen in the evening right?”
“So I’m here early for nothing then.”
The two of you walked through the empty restaurant, coats slung over your arms as you conversed.
“I wouldn’t say nothing,” he teased, hanging up his coat on the hanger in the back, lifting the bottom hem of his shirt slightly. “You get to work.”
“Yay,” you yawned, reaching for your uniform sweatshirt.
“For money.” He added.
He had trouble making you laugh throughout the morning, only receiving yawns and frustrated pout in response as you made coffee for all the equally tired customers.
You’ve never seen a volleyball game before, only ever having tried to play during gym class in high school. On top of that, you never understood the rules, but you blamed that on the phys ed teacher rather than your own inability.
The live recording of Astumu’s game was being played on multiple sports channels. It got pulled up on the large screen of the tv that sat against the wall 30 minutes before the game even started. Osamu stood with you and Taichi —who had made it to work at a reasonable time to watch the game—, explaining the rules and positions over layers of customer chatter, as he made onigiri in view of the game instead of in the back where he normally worked. He pointed to the screen.
“That’s Hinata in the opposite hitter position. He pretty much does the same thing as Bokuto,” he shifted his arms angle to point to the duo-tones haired player on the screen. “An outside hitter.” Then, facing you, he watched as your nose scrunched in thought.
“What makes them different, then?” Beside you, Taichi nodded along, handing a customer a plate of onigiri.
“Their orientation with the setter,” Osamu replied. Before letting out a loud cheer, fist clenched and elbow tucking quickly into his side as his brother scored another point.
You let out a loud, exasperated laugh, shaking your head slightly. “There are a lot of rules and stuff you want me to memorize.” On the other side of the counter, a girl came up to stand in front of you, asking for a pumpkin spice latte. “Sure thing. Taichi, ring her up for me would you?” you asked, making your way to the coffee machines that sat along the length of the counters, continuing to talk to Osamu.
You looked at the available ingredients. “We’re gonna need more pumpkin sauce.”
“I’ll order it. Is it that confusing?” He asked, following you to the machines.
Mug in hand, you gave Osamu an unsure look as you reached for the whipped cream, stretching your arm only to knock it farther away. “A little? But at least their mascot is cute.”
“The black jackal?” he laughed, taking hold of the whipped sugar and placing it in your open palm, to which you smiled in thanks. He quickly diverted his gaze, staring at the blank walls as he bit inside of his cheek. “Didn’t even bother to listen to me ramble then, too busy gushing over the cute mascot. I thought visual exteriors weren’t important to you.”
“Oh shut up, I was listening,” you scoffed haughtily, smacking Osamu’s shoulder as you walked past his tall figure to give the girl her mug. “And he was interacting with the young fans, it was cute.” You looked at the clock. “It’s 6:30, I’m gonna take my break. I got an essay to write.”
Taichi laughed mockingly. “Good luck. We’ll hold down the fort.”
Osamu watched your back as you walked away, adjusting his hat as he turned to face the upcoming customer that had just walked in.
“Bake at 450? Oh, that's Fahrenheit? Why, though? Okay, got it. Oh shit, did preheat it too much then?”
Juri, as lovely a lady as she is, had terrible handwriting, or terrible in your opinion because you couldn’t read it. Whether it was a letter, or note for an order of cookies and bread, the intricate curls of her connected lettering always made your brain feel like it hit a brick wall. Holding the book in your right hand, you used the other to carry the tray of separated butter cookie dough and hooked your foot underneath the oven handle to pull it open. Still glaring at the writing, you slowly lowered the metal tray onto the racks.
“Hey, (Y/N)! Can—”
“Fuck!”
Taichi let himself in, turning the corner of your kitchen counter to quickly pull your hand away from the immense heat source. You clenched your teeth tightly, airy and painful laugh falling through your grimace. Dropping the notebook, you wrapped your hand around your left wrist, squeezing it tightly as Taichi helped you stand up. An endless series of insults left you, directed at the large cubic fire instrument.
“Okay cold water, here we go.” Taichi then left your side to finish tucking in the metal tray, silicone glove on his hand. He turned back around to see you hunched form leaning over the running sink, choppy breaths flying out of you. “Why are you baking?” he scolded.
“Oh, I can’t bake now?”
“You’ve never been able to bake.”
“Oh screw you, dude. I’m trying to learn a new skill.”
“Learning how to kill, more like it.”
Hand still stuck under the cold running water, and pain still crawling up your arm like red ants deciding to feast on your flesh, you slowly turned your head to face the younger boy, smacking your lips. You glared, “Why are you here, Taichi?”
The new university student dug his socked toe into the tiled floor of your kitchen. Pursing his lips and sending you a pair of finger guns as soon as he met your glare. He lowered them when you didn’t laugh. “I was hoping you could take care of my closing shift tonight? I have a group assignment due tomorrow and no one did any work.”
Spinning your head and torso uncomfortably to look behind you, you stared at the clock on your wall. You bit your lip. “Taichi, your shift starts at 6.”
“Uh, ya.”
“It’s 5:30.”
“Uh-huh,” he continued, barefaced, as he tucked his hands into his jean pockets.
“You're working here and waiting for the cookie timer to go off.”
Taichi nodded, moving his feet to look at the oven counting down. “Okay, got it. Do I get to eat some of them?”
You sneered at him as your blistered hand throbbed painfully at the movement of you grabbing your things, notebook included, in haste. “If they don’t kill you.”
“Osamu! I’m so sorry for being late!” You yelled rushing through the main door and startling a few customers. You ran towards the staff only door unravelling the warm scarf from around your neck and letting your jacket fall off your shoulders as you went.
Osamu’s eyes followed your frazzled movements, chuckling lightly as you kicked the wooden door open. He yelled through the door as you changed into your cozy uniform. “Calm down, (Y/N). You’re not late. Taichi called in too, so don’t worry.”
You poked your head through the door, brows pinched in the center before slowly walking up to stand next to him. “So I’m not late?” you asked, adjusting your hat.
The customers had gone back to their individual activities, typing away at their computers or reading whatever book in hand or chatting over a simple brew and snack Osamu had put together for them. You looked out the front window, the sun was already beginning to set over the darkening leaves, letting a warm glow pour in through the glass to cover every surface inside the cafe despite the temperature outside being the opposite.
The evening was spent with both of you helping the late-night customers with their requests, often having to dance around each other's forms with a light ‘sorry’ or ‘excuse me’ to notify the other.
“Thank you both. Have a good night!” the last customer called, waving, as they walked through the door.
Osamu waved back as you collected the mugs and plates that were left at the tables, taking them to the back room. “I’m gonna wash these up then take my break. Is that alright?”
“No problem, we probably won't see anyone else for the night so I can handle it.”
The door swung shut behind you.
When you turned on the tap hot water poured out quickly, and without thinking much of it, you stuck your left hand under it. You flinched, letting out a strangled yelp before switching the water to cold, letting it wash over somehow forgotten burn on the back of your hand. You sighed at your own stupidity, grabbing a dirty plate. Luckily the dishes were quick to clean, the light music you set up on your computer beforehand helped. Before you even realized, the dishes were washed and dried, and you could get some work done on your essay.
You sat down on the couch futon, blowing cold air onto your burnt hand that you switched tabs on your laptop. The constant yawns escaping you only seemed to make lying on the slightly deformed seat way more tempting than trying to get some school work done.
“Can’t do beauty standards, everyone’s gonna do beauty standards,” you yawned again, taking your fingers off the keyboard and turning your eyes away from the bright screen. Your eyes burned as you closed them, leaning your head back against the back of the folded futon. Another yawn. “Maybe books covers?” you breathed slowly. “Hmmm.”
On the other side of the door, Osamu wiped down the table seats and counters until they were spotless, letting the red vinyl and wood patterns shine through uninterrupted. As he cleaned the glass front, squeegeeing it to crystal clear perfection, Osamu watched as the last bit of sunlight that bounced off the top of the buildings across the street disappeared. It suddenly looked a lot colder in the streets.
Hanging up the damp towel, he made his way into the backroom, flicking off the lights in the main area as he walked through the door. “(Y/N) how’s the essay going?” he trailed off, catching sight of your curled up body lying sideways along the old couch, laptop continuing to play a soft tune.
You had one foot off the couch, touching the floor, and another resting on the wooden armrest. The open legged sweats you often wore were crunched up at the knees. Your torso was twisted so you were partially on your side and your hands were pulled into your chest. Mouth slightly parted, Osamu could hear your small breaths as your chest rose and fell.
He chuckled, walking over to your side, and glancing slightly to your screen. The essay you had been rushing to complete was left open, unfinished. He closed the computer, tucking it into your bag, pulling out a small notebook to make space. The bookmarked page fell open as he set in down on the table. With a curious huff, he read the recipe over.
“Huh, simple enough.”
As he reached to gently shake your shoulder in hopes to wake you up, he caught sight of the burn that ran along the back of your hand. Huffing, he lifted his hand, put the book back in its place —tucked between your laptop and the side of your bag—, and walked over to where the first aid kit was.
A scratchy hum was the first noise you made upon waking up. Bleary-eyed, and drained of energy, you slowly blink up to see your hand being gently wrapped in a soft cloth-like bandage. You squinted up to the black-clothed man as he fastened the bandage together.
“Did I really fall asleep?” you asked sadly, voice slightly hoarse. “I have to… write.”
The light in the room was dreadfully bright, making you squint as you tried to look at Osamu’s face. All his features were hard to see, leaving only his hair as an anchor point for you to admire as the light bounced off of it.
He said something, but in your delirious state, all you could make out was the smooth deep hum of his voice reverberating in your head like a slow waltz. You hummed again, letting out a lethargic ‘nice’. Your eyes shut again, and you drifted off to his low, breathy chuckle. An unconscious mumble followed, but you were too tired to hear his immediate response.
“Come on (Y/N),” he cooed, massaging your shoulder gently. “Time to wake up.”
Another incoherent mumble bubbled out of your mouth as Osamu tried to sit you up. Your head bobbled as you moved to be upright, falling backwards before he could catch it. Chuckling at his own mistake, he stuck an arm out, curling his hand around the back of your neck to bring it forward again. As he cradled your head gently in one hand, he used the other to continue prodding at your shoulder.
“Okay, sleepyhead. You gotta wake up now.”
There are those moments where people wake up and they think they see an alien, or shadowy figure at the edge of their bed. Those scary figures that seemed to carry a negative connotation a majority of the time. Most people, if they were to wake up, eyes fuzzy, and see a silhouette immediately before them they would very likely think the same, flail about, and duck for cover. You were not most people.
Eyelids hanging millimetres away from shutting, you gazed drowsily at the blurry from before you, tired mind trying to put together the dark shape as your body swayed back and forth. Falling forward slightly to get a closer look.
Osamu grunted slightly, catching your limp weight. The hand he used to rub your shoulder had now made its way around your back, lifting you from a different angle. His other hand still protected your neck from strain, holding your head closer to his chest. He looked down at your hazy gaze, perfectly timed with your own sudden need to lean upwards.
A near chortle of a huff forced its way out of Osamu’s nose, painting your cheek in warm air as your eyes shut fully. The feeling of your lashes dancing against the bridge of his nose tickled, making his shoulders scrunched up slightly. His grip tightened, pulling you ever so slightly closer. The light scent emitting off of your hair washed over him like a wave of fresh air, and the heat radiating off your body felt like a warm blanket on a cold night. There was a light tug at the end of his sweater as you wrapped the fabric gently between your fingers. Tough dried from being parted in your sleep, Osamu could feel the malleability of your lips as they pushed against his.
This one last surge forward, you let your arms relax, falling almost entirely limp in Osamu’s arms as you pulled away.
He blinked slowly, trying to look at the colour of your eyes between the slits of your lashlines.
Another warm hum left you was your head curled into his shoulder. “Cute.”
Osamu scoffed quietly to himself, laughing as he shook his head. “You never stop lying.”
Osamu liked to think he was a nice brother, a good brother, the best even. He kept his twin out of trouble, made sure he didn’t get injured and protected him from bullies. All for the payment of letting Osamu torment him for all eternity with repeated punches and kicks. Osamu liked to think he was a nice brother, but he wasn’t.
“Assumu, shut up or I’m gonna punch the daylight out of you.”
“Vulgar. That’s a new one, Samu. Try me.”
Hinata grabbed hold of the blond twin’s forearm as he made taunting motions to his brother, pinning it down onto the table. The smaller red-head cried out for the two brothers to stop, calling for Bokuto’s aid.
“Ya, both of you stop it. I’m trying to eat here.”
From behind his white mask, Sakusa let out an exasperated sigh, brushing a hand through his wavy hair at the part. “Would you all calm down?”
Atsumu teased out a laugh as he settled back into his seat between Hinata and Bokuto, who both happily went back to eating their donated snacks. The blonde leaned his elbows onto the counter and bounced a leg beneath him as he looked up to his uniform wearing brother.
“So,” he drawled, smirking at the grey-haired man. “You kissed (Y/N). While they were asleep no less. Doesn’t that seem kind of rapey to you?”
Osamu groaned, ripping the black cap off his head before throwing his arms into the air. “I didn’t force it! (Y/N) was hardly even awake, definitely in some sort of dreamscape, and then just kissed me.” He groaned again, knocking his forehead into one of the coffee machines, making it rattle lightly.
“Damn,” Atsumu replied, finally relenting his mockery and reached for his own onigiri. “Guess I lost my chance then. Do you know if they even remembered it though?”
Setting down his hat, Osamu walked around the counter, pulling up a chair from one of the tables to sit with the four teammates, making them spin in the stools.
“No idea. I just drove (Y/N) back to the university dorms with Taichi’s help.”
Bokuto’s muffled voice spoke up, as he tried to talk through his full mouth. “How is Taichi doing anyway. It’s been a while since we’ve seen him.”
Osamu grimaced at the visible mushed rice poking out between the duo-toned man’s teeth. “He had a project to finish, that’s why (Y/N) was here last night. Overall he’s been doing good though.”
Hinata swallowed his last bit of onigiri, turning the top of his stool to face the older man more clearly. “When will we get to meet (Y/N), then? We could probably see them both at the same time.”
Osamu scrunched his nose up, digging his face into the palms of his hands and let out a tired, run-down laugh. “Hopefully soon if I don’t get arrested for sexual misconduct.”
Sakusa glanced at the drink orders that were written in chalk against the side wall. “Hey Atsumu,” he switched the subject. “Can you make me a pumpkin spice latte?”
Sighing, the owner of the restaurant got up from his chair and walked back to the coffee machines he had earlier abused with his forehead. “I can give it a go, but it definitely won’t be up to (Y/N)’s standards.”
Sakusa just waved it off, not caring.
“I mean, they’re still bad, but at least they’re better than last time.”
You stopped your slow typing and let out a puff of hot air. “If you actually helped maybe you’d be eating better cookies.”
“Hey hey, no no no,” Taichi laughed, munching into another dry cookie from the pile. “You’re the one that wanted to learn a new skill.”
You threw your head back into the soft couch of your living room and grabbed one of the throw pillows from the corner, shoving your face into it to muffle your angered scream. Running out of air, you dropped the pillow into your lap, shutting your eye tightly as you panted for air.
“Here,” he said, stuffing one of the burnt biscuits into your open mouth. “Eat a cookie.”
Taking the box of poorly made cookies with him, Taichi stood up from the wooden bench at your kitchen counter and made his way to flop down onto the other side of your couch. He stuffed another straight into his mouth as he kicked his slipper clad feet onto the coffee table right next to your laptop.
“So, What’s got you all wound up? It has to be more than these cookies.”
“I,” you paused, taking a large intake of decaying leaf air into your lungs through the open window. You got up, wiping your hands on your well worn sweats, and shut the window lightly, so the only thing coming in though it would be the view of red leaves. The palms of your hands dug into the window sill. “I need to get this essay done. It’s due in two days.”
“Not buying it. Keep going,” he said, flicking his finger in a circular motion in the air.
You sighed, still looking at the old piles of leaves in the courtyard outside your dorm. “My baking skills still suck, this essay is due in two days, and I still haven’t written the personal reflection portion of it.” You spun around and leaned against the window, challenging Taichi’s disapproving expression.
He tsked, sucking in the air. “There’s something you're not telling me. What happened?”
You quickly diverted your gaze to the top corner near the exit. Your nails made a clicking sound as they flicked against each other. “I, I can’t.”
“(Y/N),” he strained.
“Nope.”
“(Y/N).”
“I can’t.” You played with the bandage on your hand.
“(Y/N). You’re lying to yourself.”
“I’m gonna get fired.”
Taichi stood up from the couch, stalking over in your direction, meaning to pin you into the corner. He stood tall in front of you, arm crossed as if he were a principal. “(Y/N), what happened?”
“I kissed our boss.”
“You did what?”
You squeaked uncomfortably, thrashing your arms about and shaking your hands to calm your nerves. Head thrown back, you yelled. “I kissed Osamu!”
His arm dropped. Taichi threw his back into a curve, spinning around as he laughed wildly in sharp honks. “That’s amazing!” he squealed, throwing himself onto the couch and kicking his feet into the plush armrest.
“Shut up, I could get fired!”
Taichi, gasping for air, sat up from his fit of giggles and sighed. “Okay, what the hell happened?”
You puffed out an annoyed gulp of air and waddled over to the couch, slumping into the open space next to him. He leaned forward, beckoning you to talk.
“I was half awake, delirious after trying to write an essay about fucking aesthetics and attraction of all things. Osamu tries to wake me up, and I plant a big one on him before falling asleep again.”
Taichi laughed, happy to hear your tale. “That’s what happened yesterday? I just thought you were overworked.”
“I was!” He smirked, watching you squirm around. “Don’t take it out of context, you know what I'm talking about.”
“Fine, fine.” He relented and reached for the half-empty box of cookies, holding it in your direction. “Eat one. You need it.”
You frowned as you bit into the over-salted cookie, swallowing it as fast as you could before the taste settled in your mouth.
“Besides,” He said, grabbing another for himself. “I don’t think getting fired is something you’ll have to worry about.”
Long night shift. The sun had fully set, making the neighbouring stores’ exterior decorations glow in all their spooky glory. You shivered as you yawned, feeling cold air run over the length of your shoulders underneath your sweater.
With a spray bottle and damp towel, you swiped down all the counters, really digging into the coffee stains that were left by an overworked mother and her grumpy toddler. For the umpteenth time that night, another yawn tore it’s way out of you as you walked toward the sink behind the counter to wash the dirtied cloth. You kept your bandaged hand out of the hot water, doing your best to just use the one.
After ringing out the both you grabbed one of the clean mugs from the counter, stalking over to the coffee machines to whip up something for yourself. You yawned again.
“Tired?” From the backroom, Osamu emerged, hands tucked neatly behind his back.
“Hmm? Oh ya. I’m whipping up a pumpkin spice mocha of sorts. Don’t want to fall asleep again.”
Osamu coughed and leaned against the counter next to you, setting down a small box that you didn’t bother to look at, too busy with your coffee. “Ah, right. Do you mind making one for me too? I’d like to be coherent, tonight. I’ll grab some fresh onigiri too.” He smiled at you.
Trying to beat the heat that was quickly climbing up your neck to try and darken the colour of your cheeks, you bit your lip and poured all your focus into the orange-hued liquid in front of you. Behind you, Osamu reached for the freshly made onigiri from the chilled display case. You could hear the fabric of his sweater shuffle as he bent down to pull it out. You reached for the whipped cream with your eye tightly sewn shut.
“Got it,” he said as you turned around with both mugs in hand.
Once in the back room, you set down both mugs onto the table, before sitting down in one of the corners of the futon, letting him take up the other half. Osamu sat down slowly, pushing the second onigiri your way. “Eat up. You can restore some energy.”
You thanked him before taking a bite from the rice ball, it was filled with spicy salmon. Smiling, you took another bite.
Osamu took a sip from his coffee, trying to lick off the leftover whipped cream from his upper lip. It looked like a small mustache, and you laughed.
“Enjoying the food, over there?”
You chuckled again. “It’s great, but. Jeez, you have a mustache.”
Osamu grumbled, whipping the top of his lip with his thumb. “Here,” he said, grabbing the small box off the table and holding it out to you. “These are for you.”
Setting down the half-eaten Onigiri, hesitantly took the box between your fingers. You gave him a confused look as you brought it into your lap. Lifting up the attached paper lid, you found yourself staring at a small collection of cookies, iced and cut to look like the adorable black jackal mascot from his brother's team.
“I saw the recipe in your notebook that...night. I wanted to make you something as an apology, and you said that the mascot was cute.” You looked up to see him scratched back of his head, staring pensively into his mug before glancing up to meet your eyes. He flinched back, pursing his lips and racing to look at the mug again.
“You don’t have to apologize, Osamu. I initiated it.” you reached into the box, pulling out one of the cookies and took a small bite out of the jackal’s ear. “I didn’t hate it either.”
You chuckled in embarrassment, watching from the side as his ears turned a rosy colour. Taking another bite from the cookie, you leaned forward a bit, trying to catch sight of his pink cheeks through his hanging fringe. You prodded.
“I did call you cute too, remember?”
Your fingers danced over your laptop’s keyboard.
I don’t often find myself thinking about the way aesthetics affect my opinions. Looks, trends, and opinions are always evolving and changing. I don’t have the capacity to keep up with such superficial things in the same way a majority of people do. Though, on a rare occasion, I will find something endearing enough to call ‘cute’. /
Outside your window, you could see the last few leaves fall off their branches. You sat down, curled up on your dorm’s couch as you saved the final copy of your essay, nibbling away at the cookies that sat on the table next to you, pumpkin spice latte in hand.
This is now the longest thing I’ve written thus far, and so the next few I write will be short cause I’m lazy.
Once again, this oneshot is part of a fall themed server collab, the masterlist is linked at the top, so I recommend that you give all the other stories a read, I would appreciate it. -Bacon
Posted: 25/09/2020
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Tell Me a Lie (NH) Ch 2
Word Count: 1,615
Warnings: swearing?
“Do you have any questions about anything we went over?” I asked as I closed the binder with a marker where we’d decided to stop for this session. After this I’d have to send an email to my manager with updated notes about our meeting. I was hoping it wouldn’t take too long since I needed to read the contract Niall sent me about the PR.
Maya had a perky smile on her face. “I do not. Thank you so much, Lauren!”
“No problem, I’m happy to be working on this journey with you. I will see you soon to discuss more notes.”
“Talk soon, love.” She waved with the smile still present on her face before I hit on the call.
We definitely went over the allotted time and I’d have to push back my other client’s appointment to tomorrow. It happened a lot more than I would like, but it was okay. Everything worked out.
I finished my update email as thoroughly and fast as I could; it included the typed up version of my notes. Once I hit send, my eyes trailed to the email that Niall’s management sent me. I barely tapped the mousepad to open it, or breathed air as I skimmed the first initial part. Though, that wasn’t what I should’ve been anxious for; they were welcoming me to the team. I had to admit, it was bizarre I was considered a team member if I was his PR girlfriend. That didn’t settle right with me, but I knew I’d have to get over it to help my best friend out.
Finally, I had the contract open in a different tab and actually thoroughly read these paragraphs. A lot of it was the regular legal statements and their management mission statement. What I would be getting in return and what I’d have to do were scripted at the end of it, which were the last two pages out of twenty.
I was required to be seen publicly with Niall a minimum of once a month, be present at all red carpet events during the time of this PR contract, attend a concert in every leg of his upcoming tour, promote all of his singles/albums on Instagram, and be open on social media without exposing any secrets. I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone in my life that the relationship was fake, aside from any business partners. I couldn’t shit talk Modest!, Niall, or any of his ex bandmates. I was not allowed to date anyone while under this year long contract, which wasn’t much of a problem for me at the moment.
Their payment was all my debts would be paid in full and marketing support for all my self-published works during the duration of our PR. That included whatever Niall would want to post on social media about them.
It seemed all pretty self-explanatory to me, and with my current job the travel part shouldn’t be an issue. I would have to confirm with my main editorial manager that it was going to work though. Of course, I would have to finesse the truth a bit with them; they weren’t exactly business partners.
As I sat back against my wooden chair, Skype began ringing me for a call. It was Niall. That wasn’t at all shocking.
“What up, nerd?” I answered.
He busted out a laugh. “Just wanted to call and see how you were doin. Get your thoughts on everything.”
“I actually just finished reading the PR agreement and contract.”
“And?” He raised his eyebrows as he licked his lips in nerves.
I smirked lightly. “I’ll do it. What they’re asking doesn’t seem overkill, and it’s a year. We can do that.”
I noticed him sit down on his couch in his dim living room, which looked to only be lit by the TV; it was probably golf. “Yeah?”
“Yes.”
He yelled something at the TV before he brought his attention back to our conversation. “You’re sure, Kelly?”
“I’m positive, Nialler.” I laughed. He was adorable when he got distracted by sports or writing. It was one of the many things I loved about Niall; it never annoyed me. Well, okay, maybe sometimes. But there was nothing I could do about it, and I knew I wasn’t any better at times when I had a show on or suddenly got an idea for a piece.
“You are seriously a lifesaver. This was the first time they let me find the girl. I promise to make it fun.”
I cheesed. “With you, it’s already going to be fun. I wouldn’t have considered it otherwise. So I will get these papers digitally signed and sent. Then we can consider the first meet up place?”
“Yeah, yeah. Modest is thinking LA already. They called this morning.”
“Sounds good.” I nodded.
Niall looked at me curiously now. “Are you at all nervous? You know how the fandom is.”
“You mean how every fandom is.” I smirked. “There’s always going to be the toxic side. If you’re looking for it, you’ll find it, but I’m not… I know there’s other things such as safety involved, but under this contract Modest is obligated to give me my own security. I will own them up to that end if I need to.”
“I hope you won’t when you’re alone.” His eyes were so soft, almost like I could reach out and touch powdered snow. It would be the perfect snow too. It wouldn’t melt, turning into water… It would stay fluffy and sparkly.
I couldn’t hold back the same feeling he had. I didn’t want safety to become such a concern that I'd need security 24/7. There was no sense in worrying about it. I was someone to just take the hits when they came and get back up afterwards. Which had both it’s good and bad aspects.
I shook my head. “I’m reassuring you now that everything will be okay. I better get the agreement and contract back to Modest.”
He only nodded, blinking his eyes a couple times. “Talk soon, Kelly.”
“You too, Horan.”
I knew that this was a tricky road we were about to drive, but we were armed with better defenses. We were adults and could make our own decisions. I knew that this would be more beneficial than harmful.
***
I waited somewhat patiently for Charlotte to answer the Skype call. I decided I would tell Charlotte about what was going on since she was the co-author of the trilogy Niall would be promoting. It was only fair she knew that the relationship wasn’t real. As for the rest of my friends and family, they wouldn’t know. Niall and I have been friends for years, it would seem pretty believable that we naturally had feelings grow for each other.
Finally, she answered and her freckled face popped up. “What is it you need to tell me, Laur?”
Seeing her eager face made me actually nervous to lay it all out on her. But I took a deep breath and did it. It needed to be done. There was no beating around the bush.
“Niall asked me to be his PR girlfriend and I’m gonna do it. I know the risks of this, but he needs my help. They’re going to benefit us by promoting the Stone Cold trilogy. You’re the only person who knows that the relationship is fake, no one else will know that. They can’t.”
Her eyes went wide and she gasped. “Are you serious?”
I nodded. “Completely.”
“Wow, that is crazy… Awesome! You’re about to live the dream.”
I snorted. “Oh for sure. But this means we should get the final version of Stone Cold done as soon as possible.”
“Yeah, of course! This is so exciting!” she gushed, smooshing her cheeks together.
“It is. It really is.” I laughed, the sound radiating through her side, which caused her husband to peek his head into the camera lens.
“Hey, Lauren!” He waved with a closed smile.
I smirked and waved back. “Hey, Jeremy. How goes it?”
He moved himself beside Charlotte, squeezing in close to her. “It goes well. How about you? How are your projects going?”
He happened to be a head chief editor at a publishing firm in Chicago. He and I did the same work, but his load was definitely more than mine. He also had the task of looking over the other editors in his division to make sure their work was being done. I was glad to not have that sort of responsibility; even if the pay was more.
I shrugged. “They’re going well. I’ve only got two at the moment, but once I finish with this one fantasy novel, they’re going to be giving me a memoir.”
“Memoirs are all I have right now. Not the most exciting if I’m being honest, but it’s alright.”
I chuckled under my breath. “I can get behind that. I’m definitely enjoying the fantasy and sci-fi right now. Oh, uhm, there is something else I wanted to tell you, J. I’m dating Niall, it’s been a secret for about a year now, but he’s finally ready to go public with it.”
Jeremy’s smile made my heart tug at the lie. “That’s wonderful!” He lightly whacked Char’s shoulder. “I told you there was something going on. I’m good at reading that sort of thing.”
“That you are,” I confirmed. That only stirred another weird sensation in me because he truly never was wrong about romantic feelings between two people. He called all of our friends' relationships, regardless if they worked out or not. I wasn't sure what that said about Niall and I then.
Next: Ch 3
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Survey 219
What is your Zodiac Sign? Pisces What makes you feel like a kid again? listening to the Aqua album What is your weakness? i’m a pushover for sure...
What candle scent is your favorite? peach! What is your nationality? white boy...
What kind of music do you dislike most? i like all music.
What sport do you dislike most? hockey? What is your favorite drink? coffee
Are you a good kisser? yes.
Can you cook? yes but i hate it.
Do you go out with your friends often? nope.
What was your favorite toy as a kid? beanie babies. & my Toy Story dolls.
Whats your favorite movie? Titanic. i’m a basic white girl.
Last time you were in trouble? idk? i’m an adult.. how can i get in trouble? Whats your favorite sports team? don’t care lol. What kind of phone do you have? iPhone. ugh.
Have you ever been to a strip club? nope.
Whats in your CD player? i don’t have one.
Are your toenails painted? nope.
What was your 1st alcoholic beverage? vodka. lol.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Matthew Camp 8=====D ~~
Have you ever been on an airplane? nope.
Whats in your shower? the basics. Do you have an Ipod? nope.
Mac or PC? i have a pc, MAC is overpriced. Are you getting along with your parents? yes.
Do you wear jewelery? i wear my ring everyday. First thing you think when you wake up? FUCKKK
Have you ever gone scuba diving? nope. Whats on your feet right now? black socks. Whats your dream car? i don’t drive When is the last time you kissed some one? today before work.
Whats your favorite smell? hmmm... D&G light blue Are you modest? yeah i guess.
What cell phone carrier do you use? sprint. Have you gone to a prom? yes. How do you take your coffee? black. Do you care others think about you? nahh lol. What do you do when your driving? i uber everywhere. Whats the last thing you ate? morning star chicken nuggets.
Walmart or Target? target, dah. What do you think of your last ex? wish them the best.
Do you kiss and tell? nah.
Are you a good speller? nope.
Whats on your mousepad? -- What taste is in your mouth? nothing? What is your favorite snack? currently, cheese & crackers. Is your hair curly or straight? straight as can be.
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going into the work cubicle and my desk neighbour has a tiddie mousepad while i have a modest one of the same franchise. now they think IM the pervert
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10 Decor Ideas To Give Your Basic Cubicle Actual Personality
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Contain Yourself
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3 Not So Modest Mouse
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4. Sweet Ceramics
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5. Cubicle Wall
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7. Green Thumb
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8. That's A Wrap
Cords everywhere = chaos beyond. Wrap your chargers in varying shades of colored tape and the clutter instantly becomes cute.
9. Embrace Your Inner Bookworm
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I’ve had enough wine and cough syrup to quell my 1890′s consumption-style coughing fits for the time being so LEHSZGOH!
Rules: Complete the survey and say who tagged you in the beginning. When you finished tag blah blah people to do this survey. Have fun and enjoy!!!
I vos tagged by @vocabularryonthemind! Delightful!
1: Are you named after someone?
Well here’s the thing, I was supposed to be a boy. And like the modest motherfuckers my parents are, they were like “AH YES A SUITABLE CHILD’S NAME TO UPHOLD THE LINEAGE,” and so they literally wanted to name me after Alexander the Great. And when it turned out that I was a girl, they scrambled to find an Alexandra and without doing any kind of research they were like HOKAY so TSARINA ALEXANDRA OF RUSSIA IT IS. Like, McScuse me bitches? I went from being named after the most lustrous-haired cloak-wearing warrior prince of all time to someone who had a particular weakness for bearded mystics with an enormous penis? I mean. Okay accurate.
2: When was the last time you cried? Tears of joy about 45 minutes ago when Supernatural had an episode about ancient Greek necromancy in it.
3: Do you like your handwriting? DOES DANIELLE (HAHA THIS TYPO) DANIEL RADCLIFFE THINK IT’S OKAY TO PLAY BONGOS NAKED AT HOME?
4: What is your favourite lunch meat?
I used to work in a deli! SO YES I love me some motherfucking CERVELAT SALAMI.
5: Do you have kids?
I have two cat children that are basically the equivalents of Pinky and the Brain.
6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
YES I basically all the time wish that I had an identical twin so that we could be recluses together.
7: Do you use sarcasm?
Never.
8: Do you still have your tonsils?
Indeed.
9: Would you bungee jump?
Fucking absolutely NAHT.
10: What is your favourite kind of cereal?
I can’t eat cereal because my prehistoric stone age body can’t process wheat. So uhhhh I suppose SMOOTHIES? Coffee smoothies? With peanut butter?
11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? What even are laces? SLIP-ONS OR ZIP-UPS all winter long baybay.
12: Do you think you’re a strong person? I’m descended from very hardy German stock so yes I can rearrange my own furniture and carry my own bed frames up the stairs ahthankyouverymuch.
13: What is your favourite ice cream flavour? ALAS I’m lactose intolerant and all I want all the time is fucking ice cream but I can’t because see above: my body is apparently from the stone age. I can eat that awesome coconut substitute though so I guess that?
14: What is the first thing you notice about people?
Their hair colour.
15: Red or pink? DEPENDS ON THE OCCASION, DAHLING.
16: What is the least favourite physical thing you like about yourself?
My weak wrists! They’re so weak! Why aren’t you stronger, wrists? I am not a dainty snowdrop and yet my wrists frequently behave as though they swoon on command and require smelling salts to revive themselves.
17: What colour pants and shoes are you wearing now? My MYSTIC SPACE OTTER PANTS and ahem no shoes but I am wearing these ridiculous ‘reading socks’ and all they serve to do is make me feel like I’m currently dressed like a nightclub performer circa 2002.
18: What was the last thing you ate? This bomb as hell butternut squash chili that I made WITH MY OWN HANDS in my own tiny kitchen.
19: What are you listening to right now?
My playlist entitled “Ethereal Yelling Because Reasons”.
20: If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Some kinda teal or aquamarine or whatever colour is best suited to a mermaid/man’s tail.
21: Favourite smell?
OH god this so outs me as an enormous hippie but like, this fucking essential oil diffuser blend by Saje called Yoga it’s honestly like just. My absolute dream. I’m embarrassed.
22: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
My father.
23: Favourite sport to watch?
Hockey! (Oh god I’m so Canadian) or American Football.
24: Hair colour?
Blonde!
25: Eye colour?
Blue!
26: Do you wear contacts? NAY. The only time I came close was discussing whether or not we were going to wear red contact lenses for this vampires dance we did as part of my competitive dance program when I was in probably the ninth grade. We even had giant life-size coffins that we came bursting out of at the beginning of the dance and oh my god what even was my adolescence. 27: Favourite food to eat?
LITERALLY ANY CRUSTACEAN GIMME ALL THE CLAMS.
28: Scary movies or comedy? Comedy honestly scary movies haunt me for decades. The last time I watched a scary movie it was 2003 and The Ring and then later in a drama class we had to put on this haunted house. And so I had this Totally Brilliant Idea™ that the scene my group would perform in the haunted house would be from The Ring and I was going to do this transformative performance wherein I BECAME the girl coming out of the well and therefore banish my fear FOREVER. Do you want to know what happened instead? I embraced that role too much and I GOT MY ASS KICKED hahaha literally so many high-as-balls tenth graders came through and hit me in the face and/or ribs and to this day I will not watch scary movies for this reason. Or another reason. I have a very active imagination, okay?
29: Last movie you watched?
THOR the Dark World or something with Thor and also Dark Elves. Is that the name of the movie? I’ve been in a cough syrup-induced coma for the past three days.
30: What colour of shirt are you wearing?
Silver
31: Summer or winter?
Winter
32: Hugs or kisses? Okay I don’t know. This is a very complicated question.
33: What book are you currently reading?
Purity by Jonathan Franzen
34: Who do you miss right now? Prince.
35: What is on your mouse pad?
Mousepad hahahaha sorry no I’m not that fancy.
36: What is the last TV program you watched?
Supernatural!!1!!1
37: What is the best sound?
Sparklers fizzing.
38: Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Honestly I don’t even know. Who’s to say.
39: What is the furthest you have ever traveled? 7 606 km
40: Do you have a special talent?
Being a prophetess but mostly tap dancing.
41: Where were you born? Calgary. I know. 42: People you expect to participate in this survey?
Trololol probably no one but GOOD GRACIOUS WAS THIS FUN OR WHAT?!
OH PS. ADDENDUM ALERT. I am tagging @gdlife17 because the world must know her answers. Okay now I’m ready to do the eagle dance. HIT IT.
#honestly if you want to do this tag me in it because I want to see#I'm really sorry for what my drug-addled brain came up with#I am going to regret this but right now I am SUPES JAZZED#I changed all the question spelling to canadian spelling#and you know what I'm not sorry
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