#modern Ed dresses punk but listens to indie folk rock

[i-have-fma-thoughts]

Ed: listen, no LISTEN

Ed: THAT MOTHER FUCKER RIGHT THERE IS A LIAR

Riza: Ed, calm down!

Ed: I see you! You two faced BITCH!

Al, trying not to laugh: Brother-

Ed: NO! You're over there with your innocent smile and your tweed jacket-

Roy: Fullmetal-

Ed: and youR FUCKIN HAND KNIT SWEATER VEST

Al: *pffft*

Ed: I know the truth!! I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN FOOLING THEM ALL!

Riza: Edward please-

Ed, banging his fist on the table: THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS EMO

Alphonse: *dies laughing*