#modern! assassins au

[corvus-the-trickster]

Someone had to do it...

[thou-babbling-brook]

Guys, have we considered… 🤨

[ramshackledtrickster]

It's now headcannon that Arno has a bunny for emotional support.

Sorry for the wait on this ! Thinking about drawing the little rabbit as lop-eared from now on for fun but here’s another one for the headcanon <:) (the rabbit’s quite small here because she’s just a baby)

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[dumbfucksystem]

imagine if the shen family was actually a part of the mafia. and shen yuan just never knew.

like his Family is rich and they are all super close. he’s even in contact with some of his distant relatives pretty often, which is kinda cool for him, he’s sure that this isn’t the case for most families so he considers himself lucky to know the extent of his family tree. sure, some of them seem to have lost a marble or two but what family doesn’t have a couple oddballs in their midst, you know?

and its not just sy’s comical obliviousness that contributes to this. his family is well aware that sy is not suited for this life style- especially his siblings. they grew up watching him get himself into all sorts of weird situations and putting himself at a disadvantage simply because he’s too nice. he can try and deny it all he wants (just like how he denies he’s gay- c’mon sy everyone can tell you are not straight) but his sense of justice would only burden him if he were to work for the Family. not to mention his sense of self preservation is absolute shit and they don’t want to have to babysit him his whole life- and he probably doesn’t want that either!

so they send him off to college, help him find an apartment, and basically do everything they can to help him start off on his own, away from the Family. his siblings had to do a whole lot of convincing to let this happen btw- this kind of thing usually isn’t allowed, but sy doesn’t know anything that could be used against the Family, so they make an exception in his case. better for them to not have a deadweight sticking around either is what they say but they all dote on him anyways and refuse to admit they care about him. sy definitely picked up this line of reasoning from them btw.

shen yuan is a little upset and confused that his Family seems eager to send him off (it’s not like they can’t afford for him to live with them after all- both of his older brothers still live in the Family’s massive house and even his aunts and uncles are living there??). he manages to recover quickly though. at least now he can read his web novels in piece without prompting any dick jokes (his cousins had a field day when they found his account with all of his pidw comments…). now he just needs to figure out how to live by himself.

it’s not that sy is incapable of taking care of himself- it’s just that he’s so used to having other people with him that he never understood how much they were doing for him until they were no longer around. but that’s fine, living on your own is just another learning curve and sy is willing to rise up to the challenge. which he did, by the way! he found a job and pays his taxes and even though that isn’t much he still gives himself a mental pat on the back for it. he is still in contact with his siblings, he never misses an update for pidw which he totally doesn’t get excited for and his life is going great.

……until he accidentally eats some expired food and dies.

[hauntedparadisebandana]

More Desmond hcs cause I love him so much.

Desmond is the type of person to sleep everywhere but where he's supposed to. The others can't figure out if it's because of the bleeding effect and his episodes or if he's genuinely sleeping in weird places. They had an idea to lock his room door at night, but they didn't want to treat him like an asylum patient. There's been a few instances where Shaun has walked into the kitchen and has found des sleeping on the counter or even inside the cabinets.

"Hmmm, I'm in a chamomile mood today," mumbles Shaun as he walks into the kitchen yawning.

He fills the kettle with water and puts it on the stove. He lazily leans against the counter and waits, trying not to fall asleep. Then, a muffled voice fills his ears.

"You making tea? I want some too, please."

Shaun's eyes shoot open like he's seen Jesus himself. He stands up straight and frantically looks around.

"Christ, I'm hearing voices... I should've done the evaluation." He runs a hand down his face, rethinking his life choices.

"Nope, no ghost. Just your good pal Desmond." At this, Shaun is confused. Where is his voice coming from? He then gets the bright idea to look inside the cabinets, the only place Desmond could hide. Crouching down his opens up a door, and lo and behold, desmond is in there.

"Why on earth are you in the cabinets desmond?" Shaun says with an exasperated sigh.

"I'm actually not sure, I just woke up in here. Ugh my back hurts."

"Well, yeah, you fell asleep crammed inside a cabinet."

"About that tea, though, I want some."

"Oh- uh yeah, sure, tea for you too." He closes the cabinet door, "Wait!" The door opens again, "what is it, Desmond?" "Can you add honey to mine, please? " "Yes, you can have honey."

The same goes for rebecca and Lucy. Rebecca remembers the last time she tried to go to bed peacefully, she didn't.

Rebecca yawns and turns over, eyes still closed. She's feels something is off, it's warmer than usual, way warmer, and her bed feels...heavier? She opens her eyes, coming face to face with Desmond. All snuggled up under her sheets, leg thrown over hers, staring like this was an everyday occurrence.

"Jiminy Christmas! Fuck Desmond! what the hell are you doing in my bed?!" Rebecca whisper yells.

"Your bed so warm, you mind if I sleep here? I think my heater is broken in my room."

Rebecca sighs out loud,

"Did you make sure it was plugged in? Cause you did that last time des."

Desmond thinks back to his heater. Now that he thinks about it, it probably wasn't plugged into the wall. But who cares? He's warm now.

"Probably not, but it's too late. I'm already lying down."

"Ughhhhhh, fine, you can stay. Just don't hog the blanket, and don't kick me."

"Ok ok I won't. Goodnight becca."

"Night des."

FYI, Rebecca got kicked at least 3 times that night.

Lucy has had her share of being scared shitless by Desmond, too, in her room as well.

Lucy sits up and stretches, just waking up. Checking her clock, she sees its 5am, no use in going back to sleep now.

"I could really start the grocery list today. The fridge is pretty empty -" she freezes, holding back a yell with her eyes wide as she stares straight into the corner at her hanging chair. Something tall, resembling a person is in it, its way to dark in her room to see.

She shudders, reaching for her bed side lamp she flicks it on in a hurry.

"Oh what the hell."

There sits Desmond, sitting inside Lucy's chair with a blanket draped over him, he even brought his own pillow. Yet he's so tall. He looks a bit uncomfortable.

She stands up and walks over to Desmond, patting his shoulder.

"Des wake up, you can sleep in my bed."

"Hmmmm?" He groans, not fully awake yet.

"You can sleep in my bed. You look uncomfortable over here."

"Hm, thanks," Desmond goes to stand, "Ugh, wait, headache."

"From the bleeds?" "No, stood up too fast."

Lucy grabs Desmond by the arm and leads him to the bed. "Sleep now, I know you barely get any as it is." She expects a rebuttal but is surprised when he is fast asleep again, and this time, he looks comfortable. She leaves him there, making her way into the living room where Rebecca and Shaun are watching whatever is good on TV.

"Shaun, Becca, we need to get this Desmond sleeping situation under control."

"Agreed"

"Agreed"

[katabay]

some kind of. miscellaneous conversation sometime during ac3?? this was actually part of a much longer scene that went in a more serious direction than I originally planned once I started drawing it. I ended up starting over, but I couldnt bring myself to delete the pages I had already started (which is why the dialogue's a little janky bc I decided to redo it before I got to the lettering stage RIP) so I cleaned them up a bit to post :') get some sleep, desmond.

[fanfenomenon]

my fave ac3 modern au tropes:

CEO haytham and his hot personal assistant (and very special “friend”) shay cormac

divorced hayziio LMFAO (but they’re civil)

history major connor

i also like tropes where ziio and haytham stay together but ziio eventually… dies… (because i live for that angst)

feel free to add more i feel like im missing some tropes here

[soleil384]

[solitary-traveler]

Notes: Hiii, yes I'm still alive. I took some sort of break? And I'm sorry I didn't inform you guys beforehand 😭. I promise to let you know next time though. Anyways, I was making a bot for fun and now I kinda want to continue this premise. Should I???

Lock and load. Then shoot.

It was a routine by this point. A customary reoccurence. As an assassin, you were tasked to eliminate whoever the big boss points their finger at. Given your efficiency and top-notch skills, it was no wonder you were highly respected and regarded as a dangerous weapon of massacre.

But you weren't the only one.

Meet Scaramouche. Bratty, unruly, and certainly a pain in the ass. Getting along was nearly impossible, your clashing ideals and personality didn't make any attempt at making amends any easier. You simply didn't like him. And the feeling was mutual.

"Stay out of my way"

That was a common phrase catapulted around whenever the other's presence was perceptible. Despite being consumed by passionate hatred, none have dared step outside the boundary of verbal assaults and arguments. There was no intentional sabotage...

At first.

What started as a simple prank evolved into more sinister schemes that risked the your life and his. More or less, this petty game of "wrench in the works" was halted when one slip up caused a major target to make a break for it. HQ was beyond pissed, which led to this horrendous punishment straight out of a nightmare.

"I can't believe I get to see your stupid ass face everytime I wake up," the indigo devil grumbled under his breath as his face scrunched up in disgust.

Now, standing face to face with Scaramouche, the bane of your existence, you must navigate through your murderous rivalry while being forced to live together in these small, confined quarters.

[axolotlart]

Hayziio :3

It's another modern au that I got out of my ass, it's where Haytham is a gangster and well kaniehti:io a type of detective or police officer, and well he uses Haytham for investigations: V. and well...ziio is a bit short :^

[corvus-the-trickster]

Some sketches thank you and good night

[thou-babbling-brook]

Bla bla bla stocks cryptocurrency supply and demand idk I’m not an econ major

Ezio would make a good professor ngl till shit like this happens:

[intothemangoverse]

Modern au assassins creed 3 hcs GO!

• Achilles raised Connor since he was 13 after Ziio passed away. Connor met Haytham officially when he was 17 because Connor vandalized Haytham’s car for ignoring him for so long and when Haytham had Connor arrested that’s when he realized he had a kid

• Haytham and Connor tried to build a relationship after that. The tension between Achilles and Connor got worse with that but to make things worse, Connor and Haytham just don’t get along 😭

• CEO Haytham where Connor just kind of bursts into his office sometimes just to hang out and bother his dad. And when Haytham asks him why Connor’s like “you got 20 years to make up for” so Haytham’s like “ugh”

• Shay is Haytham’s… “traveling representative”. When he comes back to the office he spends a lot of time in the boss’s place…

• company Christmas party where Thomas Hickey gets drunk off his ass. Connor asks why Haytham hasn’t fired him yet. “He’s a good worker. Most of the time.”

• Connor’s assassin recruits are his book club. The other assassins (Ezio, Altaïr, Desmond, Jacob, Evie, Arno, Bayek, Aya, Kassandra, Eivor) are his cousins. You can usually see those cousins doing parkour in abandoned buildings

• Ezio and Desmond were the ones who got Connor to vandalize Haytham’s car btw. Altaïr and Jacob helped and Evie tried to convince them not to but Kassandra and Bayek and Aya and Arno supported but weren’t part of the act LOL

• Connor’s legal name is Ratonhnhaké:ton ofc but he does usually introduce himself as Connor Davenport (Achilles adopted him). After meeting Haytham, Connor hyphenates his last name to “Connor Davenport-Kenway”, which pisses Achilles the fuck off

• Shay, Achilles, and Haytham having the most awkward history ever…and now they share a kid 😭

• Ziio being alive means she goes off on Haytham and Achilles for being jerks to her son…Connor’s like “TELL EM MOM”

• Connor gets picked up by cops a lot bc he and his cousins and his friends keep breaking and entering into prohibited places like old malls or old hospitals…Achilles and Haytham bail him out tho

[vadlings]

utter art style crisis. frye twins be upon ye

[rayan12sworld]

💠🧡all my secrets safe

by:wincechesters

Summary:

Wei Wuxian is very good at what he does, the best contract killer on the payroll of Jiang Industries. Despite how dirty his job is, his life is pretty simple: wake up (eventually), go to work, make the hit, come home, try not to let his roommate Lan Wangji notice the blood on his hands, go to bed. He lives his life in secrets, and the only complication is that he might be in love with said roommate, and his roommate just might have secrets of his own.

Chapter:2/2

Words:12,367

Status:completed

(Mr and Mrs Smith AU)

I have two other ones too that (Mr and Mrs Smith AU)s should I upload it too??

But neither of them continued.

[a-vivid-dreamer]

Butterfly Effect AU (2)

“Uh…I got you a cake on the way back. Want a slice?”