#mobius flirting like its a second language

[sacredfixation]

Mobius flirting like its a side quest.

He casually drops absolute devastation in the middle of a perfectly normal conversation and then continues on with his day.

Mobius Just slides in a “Y’know, I should put you in my case files under ‘divine mischief,’ since you seem to specialize in being all over me.” while sipping his coffee like it’s nothing.

He says the filthiest things like they’re just observations. No heated voice, no dramatic delivery, just a casual, “You’re real easy to rile up, huh? Wonder if that carries over in…other areas.” and Loki has to physically leave the room.

He’s so good at sneaking innuendos into normal conversations. And it’s never the obvious ones, it’s the subtle ones that take Loki an extra half-second to process.

Loki: If you think I’m just going to sit here and-

Mobius: Oh, I know you won’t just sit there, sweetheart. You’ve got too much energy for that. Don’t worry, I’ll put you to good use.

Loki: Loki.exe has stopped working

It drives Loki insane because Mobius isn’t even trying to seduce him. It’s just how he talks. He’s not leaning in dramatically. He’s not trying to be intense. He’s just sitting there, sipping coffee, making casual observations that happen to be the filthiest thing Loki has ever heard.