#mobius and his dad joke about cream

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I can’t stop thinking about how weirdly intimate this deleted scene is. Loki’s like, ‘ugh, the cream is weird’ and Mobius is like, ‘lol, shaving cream’ and it’s just this quiet little moment of domesticity in the middle of cosmic bureaucracy. Loki looks so comfortable and dare I say… happy? Like they’re in their own little pie-filled world.

And theres something so ridiculously soft about Mobius throwing out the dumb shaving cream joke and Loki, a literal god, just giggling like an idiot. Like, Mobius could’ve said ANYTHING, and Loki would’ve been like ‘hehe, you’re so funny.’ Bro was smitten over pie and banter.

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

Homestuck and Succession? Dude, it's almost like it's a joke for you all. Succession is prestige HBO television media with like multiple Emmy nominations and then lumping it in with Homestuck. God -- people have no respect for proper media these days which is why we get stuck with shit like Kissing Booth on Netflix.

[He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck...]

Verse 1

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaahh

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde

Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

Jade Harley, Dave Strider

They all play Sburb and end the world.

Harlequin

Nanna, Bro

Mom, Dad

Youth roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum

Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Verse 2

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade

Frost and frogs, light and rain

Vagabond and Mendicant

Renegade, consorts and Denizens

Skaia, four-thirteen

Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit

Carapaces

Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

Verse 3

Jasper's secret, Davesprite

Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend

Jack causes many people's ends.

Black Queen, nak nak

Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew

H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Verse 4

Lil' Cal, babies

Ecto-biology

Apple juice, Pupa Pan

Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans

Doc Scratch, Snowman

I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!

God Tiers, March drag

WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG?

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

Verse 5

Exploring with A-ra-di-a

Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta

Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab

Gam-zee's got issues with his dad

Equius, Fe-fe-ri

Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eri-dan in half

And Vriska is a bad-ass

Verse 6

Shipping charts, sick fires

All the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, an-gels

All the lusii get culled

Faygo, recupercoons

Horrorterrors kill you

Troll Jegus, killer clowns

Mobius double reach around

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

Verse 7

Matesprits, auspistice

Moirail and kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP

Dead Daves are the enemy

Green sun, Alpha-verse

Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

Uu, uu

Princely tights

Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Verse 8

Captchalogue, modus

And Strife Specibus

Heir and Knight

Witch and Seer

Can't outrun what's already here

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

Verse 9

Dreambubbles, shenanigans

All who die come back again

Tick, tock, break heads

Honk honk

Scary wolf heads

Cue balls, magic dogs

The universe

Is a frog

Verse 10

Felt mob and fairies

Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie

Troll cops, Thresh Prince

Don't screw with the Condesce

Scalemates, rap wars

Blowing up the Tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream

Echeladder, science beam

Cascade, Morse code

This fandom's about to EXPLODE!

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

And from now on

It will go on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

[sacredfixation]

Mobius eating tiny polite bites of key lime pie like he’s on a formal lunch break vs. Loki shoveling cream into his mouth with vague disdain and zero hesitation. Like Mobius is the older guy teaching Loki how to be a person and now they’re on this weird bureaucratic not-date date eating fluorescent green pie.

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My thoughts while being the third wheel to this Lokius DATE

The way Loki brought up the weird texture of the cream like he was gonna critique it but then just KEPT. EATING. THE. CREAM. Sir. Is that… an instinct thing? Was he nervous?? Was he trying to look casual while his brain short-circuited over Mobius being cute and saying something about shaving cream???

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LOKI VERSUS CREAM

Loki eating just the cream after loudly judging it is peak “I don’t actually hate it; I just need to analyze it so it feels like I have control over my life” behavior.

He’s sitting there, dissecting the texture like he’s Gordon Ramsay trapped in a dystopian food critique nightmare. “do you think they manually whisk it?” Sir, you’re in a timeline-policing bureaucracy eating neon-green cafeteria pie. Why are you like this?

And it’s the way he keeps spooning JUST the cream after all that dramatic commentary. Like, he’s sitting there going, “It’s unsettling,” but at the same time, he’s shoveling spoonfuls of the stuff into his mouth as if he’s contractually obligated to figure out its exact molecular composition before the scene ends.

He’s spooning out the cream like it’s some precious substance, gently probing it as if the world depends on his ability to understand its texture. DARLING ITS OKAY YOU CAN STOP