#mobile game ads:

[onedivinemisfit]

Nothing like reporting an ad on here for being offensive and repetitive, and then having this godsdamned website push it in my face 10+ more times as I scroll the dash. Great job @staff, great job

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[deoidesign]

making mobile game ads for my webcomic. it's enrichment.

[jinglebunns]

YIPPEE WE RISE!! This is my piece for The Magolor Collab!

I chose to draw the (hypothetical) scene in which Magolor first read about the Lor and Master Crown. I had a lot of fun hiding easter eggs (heh) in this piece!! :] Please check out the whole project, it's really amazing!! 🥚✨

Also shoutout to @desultory-novice for making a brush with the Halcandran symbols, they helped a lot with the books :]

[amethystsoda]

memes to redraw, but they’re all from the weird Project Makeover ads 💀

[unorcadox]

I used to roam the earth so freely. I used to walk with such life in each step I took. I have been lying here for a very long time now. How do I begin to move again?

Help them! / Sorry...

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3

[nudesfornp]

NEOPETS IS SO FRICKIN BACK THIS SUMMER GUYS

SUMMER 2024 IS THE SUMMER OF NEOPETS

New plot

Altador cup

Old artstyles available again

Purge confirmed

LGBTQIA+ accepted and CELEBRATED

Economy getting balanced

Trading pets is more about subjective value now

The forums are BUSTLING

Neopets TCG returns

The Darkest Faerie characters mentioned

Community ideas used for the site

Amazing new merch and partnerships

SO MUCH MORE

If you've quit, now's the time to return and try again. They're giving us everything we've asked for for years! You can play more casually, or get intense if that's what you want. No more 10+ years of grinding to get a UC. Paintbrushes are super attainable, but not in a way that makes it boring. Old art for pets is all over the site again. There's still lots of work to be done but damn

Playing Neopets in Summer 2024 is how I imagined it would be like when I first started playing 20 years ago

[maidoftheday]

Today's Maid of the Day: Ade from NIKKE: The Goddess Of Victory

[ganondoodle]

seeing a speedrun of botw all dungeons and even like that .... its so strange how soulless totk feels to me when botw didnt, allthough it feels much flatter to me now since i know there wasnt any thought put into the things i thought were meaningful and that it will go nowhere in the end

and yet still it feels like its got soul that totk just hasnt; botw is far from perfect, like everything really, but totk to me really feels like a clunky grind game with no trust in the player at all, be it puzzles or 'story', and a fundamental missunderstanding of why botws world design and structure worked well as a whole in the end

i honestly still cant quite understand how on earth botw got totk as its 'sequel', all the things that needed work in botw where neglected or made worse totk while it also failed to follow up on literally anything in a meaningful way- when i still think the changes it needed where so OBVIOUS and the directions to follow up and expand on things to enhance not just the sequel but also botw in retrospect where so plenty and ready for the taking, it hurts me still even to think about it not being done and everything really being actively thrown away for NOTHING or things that make it AND botw WORSE in retrospect instead

i wont ever be able to forgive that, and some part of me hopes that this is the worst that they will ever do so at least we will get better games again in the future

[harvestmoth]

melia rejuvenation who let you into pokemon masters

[st4rstudent]

sharing is caring or however it goes.

[dreamingalto]

I was slightly bored and couldn't decide on what to do... and then I remembered the Hunger Games Simulator existed.

And I have been watching too much Dan and Phil lately...

One thing lead to another and I eventually ended up with the following:

The Phangry Games

Naming logic went something like this: Hunger to Hungry. Gotta insert the infamous Ph at the beginning. Phangry.

Also yes Pastel Phil is accidentally named Punk Phil I didn't notice the mistake until after I began.

And it turned out 1000% more entertaining than I ever thought it could be.

So right off the bat, we have BIG Dan and Craftie Dan planning their fishing trip while Hiatus Dan is staying in character and fucking right off.

Then a couple of them are fighting for bags but the bloodbath is staying pretty safe right now.

In fact, there is only 1 death during the bloodbath.

Thought that meant that Day 1 was going to be a slow start but I SPOKE WAY TOO SOON! First, one of the craftie boys bites the dust to an infection of all things. Apparently HE doesn't provide medical care for infections.

Interactive Introverts Phil also tried to get rid of the current Phil but he managed to escape. So really, no harm no foul.

Then the Acid Rain started and DAMN DAN AND PHIL (spoiler: especially Dan) CAN NOT SURVIVE ACID RAIN VERY WELL AT ALL!

The day ended with only 11 survivors. 7 Phils and 4 Dans. PINOFs, Punks, Crafties, and WAD Era have all been completely eliminated!

At this point, I decide I am rooting for the 2009 boys, Sister Daniel, or COTY and Revival (AKA the Current/2024) Phil. But I was also just immensely amused at how quickly the simulator popped off this time.

The first night was pretty quiet with no deaths or anything occuring. Some of the Phils snuggled up together while Revival Phil snuggled up with 2009 Dan.

Then almost immediately on Day 2, a group with both the 2009 Boys, COTY Phil, and Sister Daniel actually raid Revival Phil's camp. So 10/10 on the betrayal there 2009 Dan.

It stays quiet the rest of day 2. AND INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH ON NIGHT 2!

Phil STOP TRUSTING 2009 DAN HE LITERALLY HELPED RAID YOUR CAMP EARLIER!

But besides the whole trust and betrayal plot with those two, we have both of the hiatus boys deciding that it was time to start the hiatus for everyone else.

Hiatus Phil going for the more strategic kill as Pastel Phil is only Phil who has a kill up to this point.

Day 3 brings the feast. And just like BIG Dan tripped and died during the acid rain...

Coming out of the closet apparently involved tripping out of the closet.

The feast also included the continuation of the Hiatus Boys kill streak with them getting rid of half of the remaining Dans.

I really apperciate Hiatus Dan's commitment to lore accuracy.

This left only 6 tributes for the rest of Day 3.

Which turned to the final five tributes almost immediately with 2009 Phil finishing off the TATINOF era team.

All that is left in the Final Five is the 2009 Boys, the Hiatus Boys, and Revival Phil.

Night 3 is pretty quiet. But Day 4 ends up leveling the playing field with Hiatus Phil accidentally eating toxic berries.

Nothing in particular happens on Night 4 EXCEPT for the fact that 2009 Dan is now snuggling up with Hiatus Dan.

AND WITH A TASTE OF HIS OWN BETRAYAL MEDICINE FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME, Hiatus Dan tries but fails to eliminate 2009 Dan in the morning of Day 5.

After the failed attempt to eliminate 2009 Dan, Night 5 is actually pretty quiet. But on Day 6, Hiatus Dan sets his sights on the 2009 team again.

This brought us to the final three. 2009 Dan and Revival Phil, who both have no kills so far. And Hiatus Dan, who has brought a hiatus to at least three other Dans/Phils.

I don't have that much faith in either 2009 Dan or Revival Phil, but anything can happen in this simulator.

And on Night 6:

Revival Phil, in a bit of an ironic twist of following lore accuracy, put an end to Hiatus Dan while 2009 Dan actually ended up on fire.

No I am not sorry for that last sentence.

THIS MAKES PHIL THE WINNER OF THE ENTIRE PHANGRY GAMES!

The simulation turned out a lot more dramatic than I have experienced in the past (with the whole underlying Trust/Betrayal Plotline that ended up emerging with the final three) and was so funny to go through.

Here is a link to the simulator in case this post reminded you this simulator existed and you wanted to try it for yourself.

(The above link should load up the DnP Season as shown in the first image but it might not work after around three months due to the websites saving policy)

[catgirl-kaiju]

i feel like those mobile game ads when that woman and little girl have their survival up to the mercy and skill of some bumbling incompetent faceless player are actually torture porn and should be considered honorary saw sequels

[tods-void]

If you've spent any amount of time on the mobile Tumblr app, you've probably noticed the incessant ads that appear every other post or so. Some of them are mobile game ads for the same 3-4 games every time. If you've seen the ads, you know which ones I'm talking about. Now the games themselves looking like gatcha garbage meant to milk your wallet is only a side note. I wanted to make note of the ads themselves and how they market the games. They show what I have to assume is a standard level of the game and more specifically that level being failed over and over in intentionally stupid ways. Why do I say this? Cos the ads are meant to trigger your "Just let me do it" response, i.e. the response you have when you see somebody try and fail repeatedly to do something you know how to do. Which is a good strategy, ngl, though still extremely manipulative.

[waitineedaname]

watching the svsss donghua like man this would be so cool if it was good