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[twigstarpikachutroll22]

🍁There’s a quiet strength in just existing. It’s easy to overlook, especially when everything feels awful, but simply getting through each day is a huge accomplishment. You might not always see it, but just by being here, you’re adding something uniquely important to the world. It’s not about doing something extraordinary or being the best; it’s about continuing on, even when things are tough. Your presence matters, and it has a positive impact in ways you might not notice, but others do. Give yourself credit for the small victories, the moments when you keep going despite it all. Those moments show just how strong you are, even if it doesn’t feel that way. Hang on to that thought, because it’s a truth worth holding onto as you face whatever comes your way.🍁

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For every 10% we raise, we’ve got a Dracula meme read by our cast to  share with you. To celebrate reaching 80% funded, we’ve got this post!   

Sister Agatha: Oh, finally you open your eyes, young man. What happened to you?

Jonathan Harker: DRACULA.

Sister Agatha: Beg your pardon?

Jonathan Harker: STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING VLAD DRACULA GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT UNDEAD WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN BATBOY MOTHERFUCKING VLAD DRACULA

Sister Agatha: uh-

Jonathan Harker: STOP TRYING TO STOP ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT VLAD DRACULA I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS ABOUT TRAINS IN ENGLAND WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND IN LIZARD FASHION IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM AND I KNOW HES GOT THE WORLD’S SHITTIEST BREATH GET AWAY FROM ME

Sister Agatha: ah-

Jonathan Harker: if i wanted to get into heaven and god said dracula’s waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

Sister Agatha, writing to Mina: so, physically, he’ll be okay, but uh-

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When you really can't stay on task.

But, hAhaHa, i have finally beaten the system. I usually can't stay off task long enough for this.

[twigstarpikachutroll22]

OKAY!!!!!!!!! HAS ANYCREATURE HERE READ THE GIRL WHO CIRCUMNAVIGATED FAIRYLAND IN A SHIP OF HER OWN MAKING BY CATHERINE M. VALENTE BECAUSE THIS SONG IS LITERALLY THE MARQUESS NEAR THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY MENTION TRUE NAMES AND STOPPED CLOCKS AND EVERYTHING!!!! AND FAIRYLAND TOO!!!

AND THE WAY THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT CLOCKS IMPLIES THAT THE PERSON THE SONG IS BEING SUNG TO INTENDS TO USE THEM AGAINST THE PERSON SINGING!! JUST LIKE SEPTEMBER TRIED TO BEAT THE MARQUESS BY STARTING UP HER STOPPED CLOCK AGAIN TO SEND HER HOME!!

THE MARQUESS LITERALLY TELLS SEPTEMBER “I AM NOT THE VILLAIN. I AM NO DARK LORD. I AM THE PRINCESS IN THIS TALE. I AM THE MAIDEN WITH HER KINGDOM STOLEN AWAY.” SO IT’S LITERALLY RIGHT IN THE TITLE AND CHORUS!!! ALSO REFERENCED BY THE EARLY LINE “WHO’S THE WICKED QUEEN AND WHO’S THE PRINCESS HERE”!!

THE SONG ALSO LITERALLY HAS THE LINE “IT’LL BREAK YOUR HEART HOW VERY MUCH ALIKE WE ARE” WHICH THE MARQUESS LITERALLY SAYS JUST ABOUT WORD FOR WORD!!!!!!!!!!

“EVERYBODY’S GOT A STORY” AND “EVERY WITCH WAS SOMEONE’S PRINCESS IN SOME OTHER ONCE UPON A TIME” ALSO REFERENCES HER WHOLE TRAGIC BACKSTORY AND HOW SHE WAS QUEEN MALLOW ONCE AND EVERYTHING!!!

“I MAY HAVE LOST THIS BATTLE BUT I WILL NOT BE ERASED” REFERENCES HOW SHE MAGICALLY PUTS HERSELF TO SLEEP IN ORDER TO KEEP HERSELF FROM BEING SENT BACK HOME OUT OF FAIRYLAND WHEN SEPTEMBER SETS HER CLOCK GOING AGAIN!!! WHICH IS ALSO REFERENCED BY “I WISH YOU YOUR WILDEST DREAMS AS I ESCAPE TO MINE”!!! ESCAPING TO HER DREAMS!! I.E. SLEEP!!

DUDE THIS ENTIRE SONG FITS SO INCREDIBLY PERFECTLY THAT I LITERALLY CAN’T BELIEVE THIS ISN’T ACTUALLY A FAN SONG WRITTEN SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNM MNBVCXZPOIUYTREWQLKJHGFDSA I DON’T KNOW IF ANYCREATURE HERE HAS READ THE FAIRYLAND SERIES BUT I NEEDED TO SCREAM ALL THIS OUT INTO THE VOID AND HOPE SOMECREATURE HEARS AND UNDERSTANDS BECAUSE HOLY FRICK HOLY FRICK HOLY FRICK HOLY FRICK HOLY FRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twigstarpikachutroll22]

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND BETTER THAN EVERRRRRRRRR

memeception

[twigstarpikachutroll22]

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is this where it all began? (*o*)

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Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

[twigstarpikachutroll22]

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[twigstarpikachutroll22]

THAT IS THE BEST PIANO PIECE I HAVE EVER HEARD

your blog is deranged ♡

[twigstarpikachutroll22]

WAIT IS THIS TUMBLR THREAD THAT I CONTRIBUTED TO AN INORRECT QUOTES THING NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Gus: If you were a god what would your middle name be?

Luz: If I was a god I would just get rid of middle names. Who needs a secret name inside their other names?

Willow: I think they’re there for further classification, in case you find someone who has the same two names as you.

Luz: Identity theft is a crime.

Amity: Actually, they were invented for protection against fae folk.

Luz: You know what? I’m doubling down on the idea that we get rid of middle names completely. Rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but I’m different.

Willow: How do you know you're gonna be married to the queen rather than hunted for sport?

Gus: Yeah. Also, how do we know YOU’RE not secretly the fairy queen in disguise trying to get us to abandon our defenses so you can do whatever the heck your twisted heart desires with us?

[twigstarpikachutroll22]

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With each time you send a Wholesome Post your avatar will get increasingly less cursed. Till the point it’s a wholesome shiny cute little blob with a uwu face.

you joke about this but

(by @marchmay-may)