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[twigstarpikachutroll22]

WAIT IS THIS TUMBLR THREAD THAT I CONTRIBUTED TO AN INORRECT QUOTES THING NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Gus: If you were a god what would your middle name be?

Luz: If I was a god I would just get rid of middle names. Who needs a secret name inside their other names?

Willow: I think they’re there for further classification, in case you find someone who has the same two names as you.

Luz: Identity theft is a crime.

Amity: Actually, they were invented for protection against fae folk.

Luz: You know what? I’m doubling down on the idea that we get rid of middle names completely. Rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but I’m different.

Willow: How do you know you're gonna be married to the queen rather than hunted for sport?

Gus: Yeah. Also, how do we know YOU’RE not secretly the fairy queen in disguise trying to get us to abandon our defenses so you can do whatever the heck your twisted heart desires with us?