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his room OUR ROOM

Bad Ussr go back in your room and think of what you've done

you can’t just send ussr to his room-

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Macedonia: What could be giving you anxiety?

Slovenia: Um, let's see... Every aspect of my life.

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Hamlet, sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: I’ve had it.

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Ophelia: Come over.

Hamlet: I can’t, I’m hiding a body.

Ophelia: My dad isn’t home.

Hamlet: I know.

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Hamlet: I am a simple being. I see anything, I have a crisis

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Okay so

A couple days ago I overhead some kids in my chemistry class ask another kid to describe the ending of Hamlet, and. And just. Read it, please:

“Okay, so then Laeretes stabs Hamlet and is like, ‘Haha’

And then Hamlet is all, ‘No U’ and stabs him back

Then Gertrude says ‘imma die now—by the way i think I was poisoned’

Everyone goes ‘oh fuck’

Yeah so then Hamlet is like, ‘No U’ and throws his drink in Claudius’s face (and he dies)

Then Laeretes says ‘ha you deserved it’ and dies

And then Hamlet’s about to die so Horatio is all ‘No Me’ and tries to yeet the poison into his mouth but Hamlet is all ‘No ME, not u’ and dies

So then Fortinbras comes in and is like ‘oh shit whaddup’”

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What up, my name’s Hamlet, I’m 19, and I never f***ing learned to be 

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[william shakespeare voice] this is my OC hamlet. he’s a prince. he’s bisexual. he’s moody, brooding- and is anywhere between the ages of 16 to 30 years old. no, richard, i am not taking constructive criticism-

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hamlet, act 1, sc. 5

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hamlet au where everything is the same but no one ever puts anything down gently, not even the background characters, if someone is putting something down at all they must throw it to the ground like it did them serious wrong, im talking flat out slam dunking anything in their hands, but otherwise the play doesnt change

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horatio, a commoner, foreigner, and stranger, goes up to the ghost of the king of denmark and immediately uses “thou.” that’d be like seeing the ghost of Barack Fucking Obama and being like “yo dude”

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Nice 💯

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greenland

Antarctica is a scaredy cat

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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Okay never drawing this bitch again because it took way too fucking long okay- XD

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There he is!!!!

I hope others will like this design enough to draw it lmao i miss sleeping

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Anddd, i also wanna talk about why i think not a lot of people want to draw Israel,

Other then the fact that we’re a small ass country, i believe that its because artists are afraid of making it political

And he doesn’t have to be!! Yea theres a lot of politics involving Israel and the Middle East but we’re much more than thatttt

We’re honestly a HILARIOUS country-

And i hope that my drawings of him (this and future ones) will help you see that <3

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After i get a good night’s sleep of 4 hours, ill make a full body drawing of the boyo

so see ya tomorrow, the two people that will like this! ❤️🇮🇱❤️